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Good evening, Anonymous! How's your week so far?
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) get a tarot reading from me.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie if you don't GET, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Play nice even with those you don't like and keep drama out of the shrine.
>Be patient if you GET, hang around as it may take me a bit to get to you. Remind me if I miss your GET and you want a reading.
>Remember that I love you very much.
Why does Chief never look?
Comfy bump
>>687372065
I think Chief might be blind now.
>>687372092
>>687372092
Sauce?
>>687372092
Why would you post an empty gif?
>>687372146
Maybe, looks like I'll have to do his job again.
IM HERE IM AWAKE I CAN GIVE FORTUNE COOKIES TONIGHT
>>687372336
Oh good, Chief-senpai looked.
>>687372278
Why would you ask for sauce on a bench
>>687372279
Because the bench looks comfy to sit on
Here, have a comfy house.
>>687372336
>>687372483
My nigga
>>687372493
Now I just feel bad.
>>687372571
What?
Friendly reminder that e8 is and will always be a massive faghoot
How's everyone doing tonight?
>>687372773
you wot?
and since im not sleeping through these for a 3rd time pretty good
>>687372669
He looked!
>>687372773
Ah, pretty good I suppose. How about yourself?
>>687372982
He did! Now I can slack off for the evening.
>>687371770
*It's not the first time that i see one of those threads, for how long have you been doing this?*
>>687373150
Me too, me too!
I recognize you from Alice's thread!
>>687373609
>>687371770
this is what I want to know as well
>>687373609
>>687373707
**
Oh my..
>>687373609
Since Decemberish.
>>687373150
>>687373686
oh sure as soon as i stop sleeping everyone starts slacking off
>>687373686
I'm not sure you should be slacking off.
>>687373707
Oh yeah? I've only stopped into them a few times, but hello~
>>687373780
Well now you know! >>687373820
>>687373958
Well I only took this job because you were sleeping.
>>687373820
*Of this same year?*
>>687373811
*Yes?*
>>687373958
>>687373985
Well, at the very least, now I don't have to worry about fortune cookies. I'll still have to work hard if a lot of people get dubs or come in for advice.
>>687374094
i was dead tired i had no control over that
>>687374279
Of 2015. It hasn't been December yet this year. Why do you ask, anyway?
>>687374293
Well I was going to help you with that too, but I haven't had the chance to learn yet.
>>687374424
Yeah, but it means it only has to be my job when you don't look.
I want to fuck my coworker but he has a gf :(
I'd like to ask: where life is born from?
>>687374595
Well there's not really much you can do about that aside from not fucking your coworker.
>>687374676
That's... a complicated scientific question, isn't it?
>>687372873
You almost had the 4 sleep streak. I heard you get a pillow-package airdropped on your location.
>>687372982
Way too slow today. Hopefully my game of CaH will speed up here in an hour or two.
>>687374473
*........You're right.....i missed such an obvious detail, anyway i'm asking because of curiosity.*
>>687374279
Well nothing really.. i just wanted to point it out..
>>687373997
>>687372146
That's a trap?
>>687374536
Get yourself a deck and I'll teach you sometime!
>>687374595
You can't, then. Or shouldn't, anyway.
>>687374676
From the two OG Kami who created glorious Nippon.
...or from its mother's womb, I dunno.
>>687374837
Indeed. But I must venture into the thought. Otherwise, some poor chap may end up crossing the line.
>>687371770
hello fortune teller
i would like to thank you again
(though i thanked you in the /waifu/ thread)
as i have been bringing in alot of money
thank you, again
Good 10 more days till I am 21
>>687371770
GET but if not Ian
>>687375050
I see, I see. Nothing wrong with that, I was just curious too.
>>687375171
Uhh... no, I'm pretty sure Nagumo is a girl. Who knows, though.
>>687375178
But I'd actually have to get a deck for that. Sounds like money.
>>687374536
well then i just have to refrain from sleeping through these then
>>687374878
so close, they're such nice pillows too. much more comfy than the cryo pods i usually get
>>687375295
No problem! I'm glad I could help!
>>687375323
Woohoo! How much do you plan to drink?
>>687375220
Eh?
>>687375356
>Ian has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "15".
That doesn't sound too great, but it seems like good friends will be able to help you turn your luck around.
>>687375528
You're slow though.
>>687375482
I got mine for like $15, they're not all that expensive.
>>687375356
>Ian has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "40".
good luck for you friend
>>687375528
crusader? is that you?
>>687375677
your dubs multiply your modesty
900 points
>>687375142
*I might have seen someone that resembled you back in a couple of Alice's threads.*
![5085bb81a5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rDn490n.jpg "5085bb81a5[1].jpg")
>>687375853
This is more me than you right now.
>>687375796
>>687375893
Eh?
>>687375796
my broswer is being a slow fucker right now cut me some slack
>>687375919
no crusader, jut a spartan
>>687376077
shit i think i used green ink
>>687376198
*JUST
you know the rest
>>687376198
ah, ok, sorry for the mix up.
>>687376198
Come on, I've been doing this less time than you and you're the one who messed up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmv75lsu-K8
>>687375919
Hehe. If I get enough points do I get a new skin?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10374364
>>687376569
oi im not the one that switched the damn pens around
>>687376468
its fine
>>687376077
Ohhh... oh...
I'm so sorry.
>>687376074
I don't really talk in Alice's thread, there is another Marisa that frequent* it, And i'm also bad at dealing with angry people..
>>687376077
W-What did you have to pay for yours?
*I heard she's gone though but it could still cause some confusion i'd rather avoid
>>687376628
>>687376628
>Most likely to vote for her own feet on every poll that includes them.
>>687376761
Hello, Marisandra~
>>687376966
Hey, I'd vote for em.
>>687376686
Well it wasn't me!
>>687376756
The donation box tastes different this time, new seasoning?
>>687376761
Huh?
>>687376780
>THIS THREAD IS CURSED
What did he mean by this?
>>687377036
well i sure as shit didnt do it
>>687377026
Good to know! I'd vote for yours if they ever become an option.
>>687377036
It's tears. You're tasting my tears.
>>687376578
3000 points earns you a pat
5000 points earns you a new skin
9001 points earns you a hat
i have 7392 rn (aiming for a new hat)
neat song, i prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-I56ZmX1Q
>>687377097
He meant, "sage".
>>687377026
Oh look it's slutbunny again.
>>687377156
Blame Reisen? Maybe she tried to use them for something...
>>687377207
Your tears are delicious.
>>687377097
>>687377251
You guys, I keep telling you... the curse guy loves us, cursing is just the only life he knows.
>>687376761
*What do you mean with "Angry people"? Are you referring to a specific user? Anyway better for you if she's gone, if that was the case a lot of confusion would be easily avoided.*
>>687377207
Awww~
>>687377297
Hey, I'm no troublemaker, ihihi. You have me confused with some other bunny, miss.
>>687377355
sage
ARMPITS
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>>687376966
I won't blame you. Although, it's obviously Alice that keeps putting your feet as an option...
...
I mean, it's not like I always vote for the choice that compliments me. Now, who is putting those in there?
>>687377251
>He meant, "sage".
What did she mean by this?
>>687377297
k
>>687377637
seconding this
>>687377208
Ooh, not bad!
>>687377545
How's life on the moon today... tonight? Wait, do you guys always say "tonight?"
>>687377695
Help me, guys!
I'm falling!
>>687377695
Boop.
*playfully karate chops your head*
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sage
>>687377894
Yes.
>>687377954
Ahhh!
While falling, I accidentally posted this image!
>>687377894
have a free pat
*pats*
you must now pass that on
>>687378085
This one, too!
>>687377036
Huuuuuuh?
>>687377026
Ah~ That's a cute name!
Hello.. uh.. err.. Leisen?
>>687377528
A few specific users come to mind.. her thread are more hostile than i'd prefer, that's all.
She wasn't liked by everyone so even in this thread people have confused me with her and been rather rude about it, so i'd rather not go to the place where she was most known.. but yes with time.
>>687377463
It's just his only way of expressing his feelings.
>>687377545
I didn't say what I thought you did with them, did I? Though that's a point, might wanna clean them.
>>687377749
K
>>687378217
Eeeeeeeeeeh?
>>687378204
Dear Unusual Weebs,
I found my cat! She just walked right up to my patio. I'm going to get her chipped this week. Thanks for all the well-wishes,
Cat guy from a couple threads ago
>>687378217
Ahaha.It is cute, isn't it? Like you. :3
>>687378353
... Show some purity! Such lewdness!
>>687378472
Aah, I don't remember you off-hand, I probably missed it but hi!
*waves*
>>687378374
...
>>687377959
>playful
Is that what you call it, Reisen? And, yes, I know what sage is, but at least we know (pic related) what happens when you get 'playful'...
>>687378472
did you go to /waifu/ a while back
or did someone using pics of your cat go there?
>>687378555
I'm not the impure one here.
>>687378132
Will do!
>>687378204
M-Marisa! Not h-here!
>>687378472
Ooh, how nice! What a scruffy and cute kittycat. What's her name?
>>687378555
>*pats Reisen's butt*
>>687378353
Exactly! If you grew up in the curse life you'd understand.
>>687378217
*Oh i see, by any chance there is Sanae as well between the "Few specific users"? From what i have seen said person kept being hostile with a huge chunk of that community.*
>>687378555
>>687378726
Calm down, both of you are pure.
...
Pure lewd and rude.
>>687379313
If my console had those I'd play with it every day.
>>687378950
>M-Marisa! Not h-here!
OK, we'll swap her out for Sanae. Frogs have long tongues, you know?
>>687378950
It seems that I chose the curse life...
>>687378989
im not lewd.....
often
>>687378776
You're talking about pooper sharpies!
>>687378950
W-w-whaaaaa!? @////@
>>687378989
I am never rude!
>>687378353
K-Kyaaa!...?
>>687378555
Mh! I like it a lot~<3
>>687378950
Then where~?
>>687378985
I'm really not good with names.. at all.. But yes that green haired lady is really rude.
But i'd prefer if we didn't toss around names, i dislike talking down to people even if they deserve it.
>>687379700
I never said a thing.
>>687379522
Oh jeez... I never thought about it, but Sanae is part-frog, isn't she...
>>687379548
We both did.
>>687379700
I was told I had to pass on a pat to someone, so I chose you!
>>687379781
Nani?!
>>687379915
I mean it's more like I got dragged into the curse life, but still.
Seems like me and Reisen are getting all the GETs tonight.
Doesn't anyone want a reading?
>>687380165
I got one too!
>>687379915
The part that's slobbering inside your armpits, yes. But, let me explain a rule of politeness...
>>687380413
Always return the favor!
>>687375677
A lot
>>687380093
Umm.. i ran out of ways to sound suprised..
>>687379855
You didn't have to! I know your dirty mind!
>>687379915
Ah, I see..
>>687380093
*pats butt*
>>687380258
Ohh, cool. Want a reading?
>>687380413
Ara? G-go on...
Hello~
Anon here
Not sure what this is but...
May I join?
Roling for dub or trips
would like a reading <3
>>687379781
*Yes, you are totally right about that, but in order to make sure that my point of view was correct i needed at least another person's confirmation. Thank you for the amount of informations provided.*
not sure what is going on anymore, maybe i'll go lurk /waifu/ till someone needs a reading here
>>687380767
go for it, and if you want a fortune cookie give a name
>>687380767
ANY DRAGON GIRL IS WELCOME HERE!
>>687380922
and with that i give these dubs to you
>>687380669
I'd just kind of fallen into Japanese exclamations.
>>687380703
I don't know what you're talking about. It's just you being impure.
>>687380728
Nah, give it to someone who wants it.
>>687380767
Everyone's welcome here, Anonymous. No matter what.
In fact, since it's your first time, I'll even just give you one of my GETs so you don't have to go through the trouble. What would you like to know?
You can either ask a question, or I can just read your near future for you.
>>687380831
I love your selection of reaction images though, they're classy but still gets the point across.
Just curious but what would you like to be called? i always think of you as Asterisk
>>687381058
And i'd just start speaking my native tongue!
>>687381556
Well at that point we'd just start drifting through languages.
>>687381058
I'm a moonbunny, I can't be impure!
*flashes thighs*
>>687381768
You're just as impure as your waifu you harlot!
>>687381687
It would be a plethora of national confuseness!
>>687381556
*I have never really thought of a name, this is why i came up with the idea of using asterisks in the first place, but sure, that would only make sense if we consider the nature of my posts. Asterisk it is.*
Lewd Reimu here, hello everyone!
>The fifth post below me will end with 6
>>687381896
*gasps!*
H-how could you..? You like to strike at the wound, don't you...? That explains why you chose the time when his wife was away to force yourself on him! Ah, I mean...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om0yOUHxgnw
Why don't it go... boom, boom, boom?
>>687382049
It would get even worse if we didn't stick to real languages, I'd think.
>>687382349
At this point you're just making stuff up.
>>687382349
So what does this whole 'impure' meme even mean to begin with?
>>687372773
no.
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>>687382854
Reimu got the reference! R-right, Reimu? R-reimu..?
>>687382396
>>687382896
Ara? Don't be silly, it's the way of the moon bunnies. You cleanse your mind of impure and negative thoughts and achieve undeath!
>>687382302
Hey there, Lewd Me.
How was your last couple of days?
>>687371770
She has such a nice belly
>>687382101
You are your actions right? So it's only fitting!
I like you, you're sensible and thoughtful.
>>687382854
Mh.. true.. *nods*
>>687383137
>>687382896
You see, both the Shinto religion I'm a part of, and the moon bunny society... they both have concepts of purity that are held up as the high standard by which we should all live.
So Reisen talks about purity a lot because of where she's from.
>>687383471
You didn't get the reference at all!?
http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=35
pass: kittyamazing
get in here
>>687383805
Well fuck if I know then.
>>687383137
I suppose that's a pleasant philosophy to have.
>>687383471
Alright, interesting.
>>687383137
If a reference is made and there's nobody to get it, is it really a reference?
>>687383263
The point is that we should never do that.
>>687383263
*And what's the name you have choosen? If we ever meet again i'd like to use a more appropriate name to refer to you.*
>>687383142
Pretty good actually, I've finished with some exams I had so I can be here more time. How about you?
I'll just keep posting until dubs then demand tarot without contributing to the conversation.
>>687384680
Take two
>>687384743
Take three
>>687384789
And again
>>687384907
take 5
>>687384907
Once more
>>687384946
Not me, although whoever this is I'll take their dubs if they want to keep bumping for me
>>687385015
Wubba wubba dub dubs
>tfw even the people I give my dubs for free leave immediately and don't want fortunes
>>687384680
>>687384743
>>687384789
Do not bother honorable senpai. I will give you a reading to save my honor.
>>687385089
Dem elusive double digits
