Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Everybody loses a hand edition
Some people lose two.
Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no-one's there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you're sure there's someone there
Snek a cute.
Hey everyone.
>>687342674
Any directors or genres you're a fan of in particular?
still here
and
>>687343523
i would rather not attempt that
>>687343782
yo
>>687343750
also hi kyouko, haven't talked in the last few threads
How are you?
>>687343692
Fear of the dark
FEAR OF THE DARK
Best type moon claimed
Chicken soups tastes good
>>687343885
I would
>>687343906
I have a constant fear that something's always near
claim
>>687342867
im ok just a bit bored might paint soon but ill sit with you until then
coot
>>687343900
Heyo Chara, guess I'm holding up.
What about you?
>>687343430
Well now wishing i had smores cinnamon rolls.
Otherwise nothing. Just sitting around right now shitposting a bit.
Claimed
>>687344061
i would probably just give you the chair
>>687344125
what kind of painting?
Plz
>>687344153
I was going to ask if you were feeling better compared to yesterday but now I guess not.
>>687344341
*picks tracer*
>>687343863
I tend to enjoy most movies, unless they're absolute shit.
>Christopher Nolan is probably my favorite director, if I had to choose
>>687344559
I'm considering it.
>>687344430
so you sit on my lapp ? cool that works too
>>687344313
I'll take a pic of product when is done
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF1us9jOl08/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXhjp85UNJI
>>687344203
Me? Doing fine. Cooked today, my little brother had a friend come over, he tasted my cooking and said it was good, made me happy. Mom phoned me, telling me that my great grandmothers condition is getting worse and sent me a pic of her lying in bed. Saw an old lady in hospital once that looked like she'd die any moment. My great-grandmother looked exactly like that.
So I guess the whole handkun left is kinda going past me. But then again the photo of my great grandmother is also rather going past me. Either I don't feel any emotions or I'm getting all of it later and have a full fledged post traumatic experience
Both options don't seem too good
So... what did you do today?
>>687344559
Already on it, Just waiting for the sweet embrace of death now.
>>687343692
>>687343906
>>687344115
No, I have never been afraid of the dark. Not even as a child. I found it comforting to sit in the darkness. I was more afraid of open fields in the daytime
>inb4 edgelord
>>687344692
>picks roadhog
>literally oneshots your whiney british bitch face
>>687344720
no ill just stand or lay in my bed
>>687344658
My flu is killing me physically and the fact that hand left is killing me emotionally.
Today is a shit day.
Show me your favourite piece of music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvcyZOVCORM
Eu claimed~
>>687344976
That is assuming you can hook me. I'm a really good tracer my dude.
>>687344115
Damn do I love Dickinson's voice.
>>687345046
a nap would be fine too
>>687344976
>>687344692
*picks D.Va*
D.VA AKBAR!
>Chara
>>687344153
It can't rain all the time...
>>687344912
I'm sorry for your grandmother, any chance she'll get better?
>So... what did you do today?
Mm, was my mom's birthday, so we celebrated a bit. Was fun, better than the usual ordinary days I guess.
Last claim before work
See you guys later
>>687345107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMq4XGtZ4
It's probably this, or very close to it.
Ever been jerked off my a six arm bitch before? Yeah me neither
>Claimed
>>687344768
Nice. Let me know how they taste too. Was kind of trying to picture the flavor in my head and it sounds "Pretty good" Lol
Claimed
>>687345206
Probably not, she's just really old. Over 90. She experienced Hitler first hand wahaha
Oh? Did you get cake? Sounds rather fun.
Did I ask you what you were doing? Studying/Working?
>>687344976
Heya Akiko! How's your day?
>>687345155
i dont need a nap would just lay there
>>687345107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_TBENcax_g
>>687345107
I wish I knew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRgPIbSX1mg
>>687344716
Good taste. He's made some pretty ground breaking movies, including the best iteration of Batman yet.
I really enjoyed Inception thought Interstellar was a breath of fresh air when it comes to pumping some new life into Sci-Fi on the silver screen.
Have you seen Batman V. Superman?
>>687345599
I'll nap then you just lay there
>>687345050
Yeah it's a sad day. Flu? been out running naked in the rain again?
>>687345107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhLHpkCOKBw
>>687345206
It feels like it might...
>>687344430
40k models im just to lasy to get started on my eldar atm
>>687345565
>Probably not, she's just really old. Over 90. She experienced Hitler first hand wahaha
Ah damn, I see.
>Oh? Did you get cake?
Yes, my sister made it, some stuff with strawberries, was good I guess.
>Studying/Working?
Still actively looking for a job.
Tough times honestly.
What about you?
Claimed battle waifu
>>687343592
Claiming Flandre
>>687345119
Look at this screenshot. That' a mark of honor
>That is assuming you can hook me
I have never seen a decent Tracer. They just blow their 3 blinks immediately trying to flank you. I'll just follow and wait it out and when she doesn't have them anymore I'll hook. I've been called a hacker many times
>>687345172
>picks Mei
>stands next to mech
>shields allies with wall
>ice block
>0 damage
If you ask me D.va could use a buff. She's a mediocre tank with negligable damage and too much bullet spread. The only thing she has going for her is her ult
>>687345464
Hello Birb
>>687345565
It's alright, been playing OW and studying for finals. I'm fed and dry, which is nice. There's a lightning storm going on so I don't know if internet will stay up. You want another riddle or something?
>Akiko
>>687345677
>Interstellar
My nigga. I haven't seen anything new since January, unfortunately.
>>687345792
i would go back to my chair then
>>687345964
cool i mean i know almost nothing about the universe except what ive learned from total war warhammer and vermintide games
>>687345384
I rescind my statement, This is my alltime favorite.
>>687345253
Take care frenemy
>>687345460
Oh lord this might remind me of the time I made smores dip. I will dude. It might taste like diabetes though lmao
>>687346210
Fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PvZGVPiJU
>>687345929
>been out running naked in the rain again?
I wish that was the reason. No, disadvantages of human contact, people are full of viruses and I seem to catch all of them.
>>687346167
Go watch Hardcore Henry, it'll bring your mood up at least.
>>687346167
Check out jungle book and civil war for this year
>little sis
>>687343592
What is hand ?
>>687345966
Oh, I want to try to make a Brownie cake some time, I saw an easy one on TV!
Kinda the same... I'm learning for an entrance exam and then attend university. Also looking for a job for it. I can't even get in retail. This is just depressing
>>687346114
Heya Flandre!
>>687346144
Yes! Riddle!
Oh, what I like to do with D.Va is fly around the enemies and get behind their lines. I usually kill Tracers, Reapers, anything with low health that's hidding in the back really.
Hakaze claimed
>>687346174
yeah 40k is another version with different lore its all in the future hard to find people into the hobby as it is so bloody expensive
>>687346361
Oh well, time for codeine then.
>>687346174
come on I will be just a nice nap then we can move to play something or go for a walk
>>687343592
This entire thread is full of delusional idiots.
>>687346732
You're in this thread too, what does that make you?
>>687346732
>/b/ is full of delusional idiots
hmm...
>>687346365
>>687346389
Maybe next time I go out with some friends.
>>687346365
I thought that movie looked like some really retarded attempt to gather CoD kids to the movies.
Is it really any good?
I guess it also depends on one's point of view.
>>687346439
> I want to try to make a Brownie cake some time
Brownie cakes are really good.
>I'm learning for an entrance exam and then attend university. Also looking for a job for it. I can't even get in retail. This is just depressing
Eh sounds like you're having it tougher than me, atleast I don't have to study.
I wish you good luck for all of that!
>>687346732
AY YO FUCKBOI YOU BEE IN THE WRONG SIDE OF TOWN GET YO ASS BACK TO
>>>/reddit/ HONKEY
>>687346237
That sounds reasonable. Lol
Diabetes is a valid flavor.
Riddle time
I flow through all but the ground
A current which gives both life and death
>>687346439
I don't play much Dva, but when I did and whenever I played against her she was very underwhelming. Probably the only character in the game I'd say is underpowered
>>687343592
>rattle
>>687346167
Batman V. Superman was alright, I actually found myself enjoying Captain America: Civil War more, which is a switch for me, as I've been anticipating the expansion of the DC universe and was growing tired with the recent Marvel films.
What was the last movie you saw in theaters that you thoroughly enjoyed?
>>687347193
boners
>>687346491
money is a good barrier to entry for sure
>>687346679
i dont sleep unless im tired and its too hot for a walk
You've got to be a bit crazy to be sane.
>>687347193
Electricity.
>>687347078
There is one question to answer regarding Hardcore Henry to know whether or not you'll like it, did you enjoy Crank?
I had a retarded smile the entire movie and the finale was so great.
>>687347357
well make a stop for some ice cream and a park
>>687347078
I hope they are good... Brownies in Austria aren't the same one you have in america. So... I just hope the recipe is correct
I'm only studying so my parents stop bitching. If it works out, that's fine, if it doesn't, I have more time to care about myself
>Been trying to get into counseling for a year now, but free healthcare is literally sending me in circles
>>687347193
Time
Also I'd say, yeah she is rather weak... wouldn't mind a buff for my favorite D.Va
>>687347274
That's cool, I heard from most people that Civil War is better. Last movie I saw in theaters was the Revenant.
>>687347220
>Rattle rattle
What's up, Sachi?
>>687346732
true
>>687345384
I would've said that's not my thing, but after listening to it all, it's pretty great.
>>687345625
Pretty good, although it almost seems as if the music and singing are separate.
>>687345668
This is really good, I love the binaural bits.
Is that you, Anomaly?
>>687345950
It's not bad, but I don't particularly like it either. Guess it's just not my thing.
kagami claimed!!
>>687347357
yeah they are only stabbing them selves in the back casue only suckers like me buy into it. out of curiosity how old is your waifu supposed to be she looks younger not judging just wondering.also name and anime?
Late claim
fantasy lcs, overwatch and chill edition
>>687347705
Can always trust in Emancipator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbgyKJkHxQ
I don't know who else is as cryptic.
>>687347496
>Crank
I guess it was one of those not good-not bad movies for me.
Still, not a terrible one.
>>687347604
>you have in america
But I'm from Italy....
>I'm only studying so my parents stop bitching. If it works out, that's fine, if it doesn't, I have more time to care about myself
Mmm I see.
Still, I hope it works out for you.
>>687347586
i dont like the local park
>>687347734
yeah and shes in high school. Her name is Tomoko and Watamote
>>687347399
>checked
I've made it way too easy. I'll be more cryptic next time
>>687347604
It's not time, it's electricity
A lot of changes should be made but they're on the right track
D.va should get less bullet spread
Hanzo unharged arrows do a bit too much damage for how little windup time they have. Also their hitbox is ridiculous
Widowmaker shot charges way too fast
Mei ultimate slows immediately, which makes it impossible to get out even when you stand near the edge.
Junkrat autoattack is way too good. Either lower attack speed or increase reload time
>>687348278
we won't go local then
>>687348278
cool wanted to look it up
>>687348261
oh, sorry then. wait, we're neighbours. I'm from Austria
Hope so too mwahaha
>>687348288
Damn... Electricity... Makes sense
I see, you definitely played it more than me. I just played the beta. Won't buy it since I don't have a good enough PC and Internet for it... yet
How about a riddle from me?
I get longer the shorter I get. What am I?
>>687348288
I used to work with electricity, so it was a pretty easy one.
>>687348702
Life.
Best German CV Claimed
It ... it is a true ?
Hand rly left us ?
>>687348702
Life, that was easy
>>687348739
Ah, how many times have you been shocked? I've been getting zapped multiple times in my life, I can remember at least 3 shocks of 220 volts
>>687348340
I dont want to go to far though
>>687348672
you might like it or not. I dont know
>>687345107
Its hard to say which one is my favorite. Opinions change as the time flows and new songs keep appearing faster and faster.
But i guess this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCAakhvNeTE has been my playlists since forever.
>>687348903
I'm sure y'all already discussed it, Graf.
Scroll up through the conversations.
>late claim
How's everyone doing?
>>687348261
I'm not sure that you would like it then, it's one of those things where either you're onboard and alright with what it's trying to do, or you don't and think that it's terrible.
>When a man is first crippled, there's always one question on everyones mind; especially his.
>Does his dick still work?
>>687348899
>>687349013
right on spot.
I can pierce the wall, but I do not have a form. What am I?
>>687349043
why not ? we could get some nice tasting ice cream and scenery
>>687348702
We're also region neighbours, since the region I live in has Austria on the north of it.
I've been in Austria a handful of times, only to Villach tho, which is a pretty nice place from a turist point of view I guess.
Bye.
>>687348903
Yes...
>>687343592
Fuck your shit thread, nigger.
Fuck everyone on this thread.
>>687349383
cya Galko
>Emi
>>687349346
Not near me sadly. I'm near Vienna.
>Vienna is different
Not always in a good way
>>687348903
And yeah, it is true
>>687349338
i just dont like traveling so far unless there is a good reason
>>687349509
>on
>>687349383
See ya later.
>>687348242
That's true, just don't think I've ever seen you post without NS before.
Great music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsT-buPxWok
>>687349219
Very calming, but seems a bit generic.
>>687349324
Sound, that was pretty easy too
>>687347618
Ooh, yes, very good movie indeed.
It was very nice speaking with you, but I have to head out now. I really hope to run into you again soon.
Have a nice night, sweet thang.
>>687349643
ice cream , scenery , going out to a new town or place , spend time out side , hold hands
should I go on ?
>>687349314
Mmm, I could still give it a try I guess.
You never know.
>>687349383
See you later Galko.
>>687349277
>I'm sure y'all already discussed it
Nope , i had a nap before i go to job
>>687349395
>>687349618
Fuck ... i feel little empty now ..
Thanks for information
>Kurwa mać ...
>>687350013
are people done crying over handman
>>687349013
Something around 230 to 400, and that was only one time.
>>687349324
Radiation?
>>687349820
I used to do it a lot before, but it just kind of disappears and I can't bother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFgRtge2Ksk
>>687350261
>>687350013
accidentally forgot to erase your post number I'm on mobile lol
>>687349043
not my kind of girl but i can relate to her she seems cool
Disregard that caramellatte, barista got slammed. Caramel and white choc instead. Going in the oven now.
>>687349324
Sound
sorry forgot pic earlier
>>687350327
Did it leave any lasting damage? It doesn't seem to have affected me much
>>687349926
Yup, right again. Hmm... I have my riddles from a book I once read. Was my favourite book. Sadly only had 3 riddles or so in it.
>>687350194
Sorry to tell you that.
>>687350327
I guess that works too.
>>687350506
PICS OR IT DIDN'T BAKE!
>>687349820
Maybe that's for the best. It has very little that differentiates it from other songs like this, yet the meaning behind it keeps me in.
Unfortunately, i cannot translate it because of language barrier.
>>687350506
can you check for the juden I put in earlier ? I hope its done after the week it spend there
https://youtu.be/bQwkbRVqqxU
You were a fun dude.
>>687350013
i dont know i just dont like going to far
>>687350403
well yeah she wont dominate you
>>687350928
it could be fun , if you hate it we just go back and sit there
>>687347140
Lol when its involved with sweets yes! My cousin and I have an extremely sweet tooth
>>687347053
Yay!
Can't miss christopher walken as king louie
>>687350087
Indeed, you might see the light. On another note what kind of movies do you like if these over the top pseudo-ironic action flicks aren't your thing.
>>687350261
There's still a hand-sized hole in my heart.
>>687350592
Haven't noticed anything, and it happened a long time ago.
>>687350605
Started thinking about it a bit more since any kind of noise is still waves.
>>687351092
Know the feeling. I love me some sugary garbage. Lol
>>687350928
haha yeah when you have my kink you end up having to pass on a;pt of girls but every now and again the stars Aline and i get a good one. she is cute though good taste
Mine
>>687351411
a lot*
Woo! Shouldn't try /2aifu/ and drive holy shit.
Claiming Uraraka Ochako!
>>687351084
is there any good movies out? I do like the movies if there is something good
>>687351411
yeah i could see how that would be difficult
>>687351552
NO PIC
Got of work 45 minutes early, it's a beautiful day for me
How's everybody doing here?
>>687351552
Don't pull another froggo but nice claim
>>687351564
well what do you like ?
hope its scary stuff
Here's another 2 riddles because the first one might be too well known
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets
I am in a room
When you enter there is less of me
Most of what is is me
>>687343592
Can someone ELI5 me on waifus?
>>687350327
There isn't much point in it anyway, though it does make you every so slightly easier to recognise.
Good music, reminds me of mus.hiba.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzNGyn1yibY
>>687351200
Damn, I'm not really the movie type person.
I rarely watch movies and I even more rarely enjoy them.
Hell, the last movie I watched was the last Fast and Furious, only because I got dragged to the movies by others.
So I don't really have an aswer to that, truth to be told.
What about you tho?
>>687351877
>What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets
Helium.
>>687351716
Heya Renge
AH!
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>687351206
The original riddle was "I can pierce a wall but I am not a nail, what am I?" but then I'd just get bullets and other things as an answer
>>687351877
Never heard those riddles before...
Can't think of anything for the first one..
For the second one... Air?
>>687352347
Sadness
>>687351877
Space on the second one.
>>687352311
Heya DM, what's up dude?
>>687351877
you babe , you .
>>687351877
Girls.
>>687352347
Welcome.
How are you doing today?
>>687352543
>kek'd
>>687351874
i dont know whatever sounds good really
>>687352017
I believe I still stick out like a sore thumb.
Have some shoegaze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4_inMtkt6k
>>687352367
True, too many things are applicable.
>>687352167
clever, but no. If it was helium I would've mentioned mass
>>687352347
Ah, missed
Maybe next time trips guy
Don't stop believing
>>687352367
It's because I make up most of them myself
>>687352459
Renge got one right
>>687352478
Applicable, but no
>>687352543
And another one correct
>>687352098
Really I enjoy a ton of different stuff like with anime, I can both enjoy "pretentious" artsy movies like Haneke's work and retarded action movies like the aforementioned. I do have a certain fondness for organised crime dramas ala Martin Scorcese.
>>687352347
Where were you when you heard Hand-kun was gone?
>>687351946
well when someone gets lonely enough like myself you start looking at 2d a bit more. soon you develop a crush on elsa from frozen, then you start talking to pics of her then you find anime, this is where things get complicated soon you find a great 10/10 girl who is perfect for you, then you come here talk with some cool people and have a good time. finally you cave in and buy a waifu pillow and anonymously ask what everone thinks on /waifu/ once it arrives you will have a pillow to hug NOTHING MORE.
>>687352782
new stuff ? good? , I don't think so
how about , you , me , your room and some Japanese cyber punk and horror
>>687352611
Hello there
Just back from a day out, so I'm feeling tired but good, cheers for asking.
How's yourself doing?
>>687352871
Thank ye for the kind words anon.
>>687352888
>trips
Why does this keep happening to me
WHY
Also
>Where were you when you heard Hand-kun was gone?
Do explain
>>687352871
fucking hell, those are some burn riddles
>mfw I tried to think of something like responsibility for the pick up part but it all didn't make any sense
HOW COULD I'VE KNOWN YOU JUST WANTED TO BURN LANDWHALES?!
Anyway, I'll be going to bed now, good night!
>>687352784
True. Well anyway, I'll be going to bed now. See ya all
>>687352888
>the trips replying to tripsguy kek
I hear phone ring
Hand is kill
no
>>687352888
>>687350261
Hol up, what happened to Hand-kun? Am I about to be sad?
>renge
>>687353331
G'night Chara.
>>687352459
Not much, just got out of the shower
How was work friend?
Gonna miss you man ...
https://youtu.be/Ki-fATpXa00?list=RD3Ax6jTZlu_g
>>687351407
>sugary garbage
Take that back. We're made pizza pull a part first then desert
>>687351716
Rainy but sup?
>>687351877
Helium and space
>>687352347
Good try
>shinoa
>>687353302
>>687353473
He decided to leave, posted a big post a couple of threads ago; I'm sure someone is already lining up to post a screencap.
>>687353302
Anytime trips guy
>>687353331
Night
>>687353473
You're about to be sad, yes.
>Amatsu
>>687353738
>we're
Meant we
>>687353302
>How's yourself doing?
Im alright, just working on some stuff on the side.
>>687353302
>>687353473
Tl;dr
He got tired and this interfered with him irl.
>>687351877
>What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets
Depression.
>>687353331
Goodnight!
>>687352888
Mm, I see.
Well for me, I can enjoy a lot of genres in anime, but when it comes to movies, I don't know, it's totally different I guess.
>organised crime dramas ala Martin Scorcese.
What about The Departed?
That's a movie I really like.
>>687353241
i dont think ive seen Japanese cyber punk and i havent seen to much horror. I also dont have a tv in my room
>>687353779
>them thighs
>>687354110
monitor will do then
but we have to sit close so you won't be afraid
and you are missing out , you'll like it
>>687353879
>>687353743
Oh shit
That's actually quite heart breaking.
And even more so that I never got trips in his presence.
I'll miss that lad dearly.
>>687353879
Fair enough then
>>687353743
>>687353846
>>687353879
Am sad. I totally understand it but I enjoyed seeing him around here.
>>687353738
Also rainy 4 states east of you. Nothing much, just going to grab some dinner and then maybe play vidya. You?
>>687353641
Passable. Work is never great but it went by alright, and I'm glad to be off early. As a side note, I really think Amatsu is much cuter but as long as we both post here you will forever be DM to me.
>renge
>>687354362
i think i can handle
Hello thread
>>687354854
glad you accepted
you would be so fun to hang out with
>>687355049
would i? i think im average
>>687354760
Made my dinner lol. Might eat more and watching assassination classroom
>shinoa
I'll make thread
>>687354760
>Work is never great
Amen to that
I understand that, I was Megu for far too long to get rid of that. I'd prefer we differentiate between me and Megumin tho. Sometimes, when someone calls for Megumin, I'm not sure if it's meant for me kek
>Amatsu
>>687353037
Thanks fam
>>687355211
you and me know that is not true at all
niggas
