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Gotta take a shower and stuff.
Don't go away.
Reporting in
>>687331811
Later dude
What size home brewery one needs to have an infinite stream of beer?
>>687331321
Is my namesync broken or are there just no namefags here?
I still didn't watch Zootopia. Am I a bad furry?
>>687332068
depends on how much you drink
>>687332070
it's broken
>>687332070
Yours is b0rked it seems
>>687331821
>>687332262
no
I haven't either.
>>687332068
>What size home brewery one needs to have an infinite stream of beer?
That would highly depend of your intake. You'd have to calculate with the maximum an alcoholic could survive, then a little bit more and there you go.
>>687332448
Having such a large dick to be able to just totally comfy lay there while still fucking. Must be great!
I'm going to bed.
I'm tired and depressed and got a shitload of work to do tomorrow.
good night, guys
-MadMax out
>>687332070
No. They are all dead.
>>687332326
>>687332528
One infinite stream. Open tap, it just flows, flows, flows... I'm reasonable here, not some high pressure fountain. Lets say, one pint a 1-2minute.
>>687333004
Cya Max. Hope your troubles end soon
>>687332476
Good to know! I'll watch it sooner or later, but didn't get around yet
how much does an iskra commission go for?
>>687333004
Gn8 Max, sleep well! And hope you'll feel better later again
>>687333347
Look up her FA, but commissions are closed right now.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/iskra/
>>687332903
yeah, but think about how impractical that monster would be in daily life.
having to buy custom-made trousers because you can't fit your penis into regular ones.
having everyone stare at your junk wherever you go.
getting light-minded from lack of oxygen whenever you get hard since all the blood in your body is needed to fill that dick.
etc
but sex would be great, indeed!
>>687333347
furaffinity.net/commissions/iskra/
>>687333076
That's 4ml a second. That's a lot if you think about it...
>>687333076
quite big then
>>687333076
>Lets say, one pint a 1-2minute.
That's a substantial quantity already. Like 1400-1500 liters every single day. Needs to be huge in that case, that doesn't sound like a home brew thingie anymore
>>687333814
True, quite impractical. You'd not be able to go balls deep in many cases either
>>687333814
>but sex would be great, indeed!
You gonna have a surprise then. With finding a willing partner...
>>687334678
She's a dog.
>bark bark
>>687333230
Dang wish there were more images like this.
>>687334802
Heya Weiss!
How's things?
>>687334971
>Dang wish there were more images like this.
What exactly do you mean? Position, colors, species, handy fuzzy thingies, blue vulva? Or all of them at once?
>>687335068
Oh they're aighte, sorta, kinda.
>>687335240
>blue vulva
Well, labia, but still blue
o/
>>687335397
That sounds pretty meh, but good to see you again.
>>687335240
Should of have explain that but what I meant is the cheerleader uniform but still showing everything. Does this mean sense?
>>687335617
\o anon
>>687335702
>Does this mean sense?
Sure does. Don't think I can help you out there unfortunately, tho
>>687335687
It's very meh. It's kinda sad too. But, i'll deal with it, just... Yeah.
Just setting the record straight. I only jack off to this stuff because it's well drawn. Not the animal aspect.
>>687334286
yeah.
I thought around cut some corners and still arrived at 172.8 liters a day.
The home like brewing equipment for that amount will cost me something like 20k alone. And there is ingredients, installation of equipment, etc.
It think it'll be like 40k at least to up and run such endeavor.
Tempting...
>>687336324
They are sentient being with human aspects. Of course you jack off to it. No need to feel ashamed...
>>687336324
Excuses excuses.
>>687336090
Wanna talk about it? That really doesn't sound good at all.
(In case you already told me and I forgot I'm sorry, basically every time when I was here lately after I was sick I was drunk as fuck and don't remember much to be honest. Like, really way to drunk to even look at a computer let alone interact with people in any way, I probably did say very dumb things as well but I dunno. I didn't drink anything today so at least I'll remember everything...)
>>687336807
>sentient being
No, they are imaginary. Let's start with that.
people often tend to miss this part out when describing furries and alike.
>>687336324
Why would you even try to defend yourself for jacking to whatever you want..
>Not the animal aspect.
It's fantasy anthropomorphic "animals", nothing to do with real animals. Just enjoy the ride
>>687337388
wb
Happy June
>>687337189
Naw it's aighte. Just, women, and my single-minded dedication to my daily routine and personal goals (possibly autism) getting me into some hot water.
Thanks for offering though, you're a pal, wherever you are.
>>687337511
ty
>>687337546
>Happy
>>687336693
Do you actually consider that? It'll be lots of work as well, and difficult to get it consistent. What if you suck at brewing beer?
>>687337546
>summer
no thx
>>687337644
Hey 8bit
>>687337715
It's fuckin' winter over here cunt.
>>687337874
can we switch please?
>>687337874
Hey man
>>687337958
No backsies
>>687338020
Done any interesting projects lately?
>>687338159
cunt
>>687332262
It's overhyped anway. It's good, really good even, but not an instant classic. Too preachy to be, imo. I mean, subtle it is not
>>687337602
>Naw it's aighte.
Okay then. In that case I hope you'll at least get some distraction from it while being here.
>Thanks for offering though, you're a pal, wherever you are.
No worries man, same applies to you.
>>687338159
Ah, just pretty much stuff for school/work. So not really.
Rewrote my little script to time posting rates on 4chan though.
What have you been up to?
>>687332262
It was made to appeal to children and that's exactly what it does.
>>687338363
Fuckin' nothing because I'm a lazy procrastinating faggot
>>687338510
Fun stuff.
>>687338360
Awww shucks bro, im all blushy and shy and shit now. As for being distracted, this is indeed that.
>>687338707
I decided to watch Alice in Wonderland (1951) instead of trying to get a fuckin' job.
>>687338880
It's not like you can do anything about getting a job these days anyway.
>>687337694
>suck at brewing beer
I'm not going to invent some new brew or something. I'll use techniques end recipes that already known to work.
>consider that
Well, not now or tomorrow but. I'd say in 2+ years it totally possible. I'm currently not planning to buy well, anything remotely expensive... So yeah.
>>687335418
I thought the labia were part of the vulva.
>lurker here, can't contribute, sorry
People still come here when /trash/ exists?
Been fur-posting on /b/ since 2009 and pretty much stopped as soon as /trash/ came about.
>>687338880
That sounds reasonable, I mean you can't really apply for jobs on acid anyway right
>>687339068
I got rejected by a gas station... after an hour long interview... like, what?
Also that captcha tho.
>>687339187
Not with that attitude
>>687336226
Sauce?
>>687339270
Ya, I've gotten turned down for *unpaid* internships. I feel ya.
>>687339270
Showing your dick to hr wasn't a good idea...
>>687338798
>im all blushy and shy and shit now.
That sounds a lil like your usual you as well :3, but I get what you mean.
>As for being distracted, this is indeed that.
Does wonders. Well if we don't end up meta-talking about it anyway, that is.
On another note, I've seen some murrsuiting stuff today and lately in general and I nowadays find it real hot. Lel what the fuck, I'm going straight for the degeneracy it seemsl
>>687339892
Well what the fuck else am I supposed to do at an interview?
REQUESTING HORSES
can we get some curvy ones please?
>>687339178
/trash/ is real slow tho, I like the dynamics here way more.
>>687340011
Get their dick out. NOT yours. Jeez how much i have to repeat that!
>>687340250
I KNEW IT WAS ONE OF THOSE
>>687339987
Well then, that's... Interesting. And as for degeneracy... I dunnoe man, the rabbit hole can always be dug deeper. So i wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>687340318
It always is, ALWAYS. Get used to it.
Whorse
>>687340250
>>687340318
Lel!
Hey, how's everyone doin'?
>>687340399
>Well then, that's... Interesting.
Lol yeah that's exactly what I was thinking when I finally noticed that I had dozens of suit related tabs open one day without even noticing where that's going.
It's an intriguing fantasy, but I think it will stay one for a long long time. I don't know any furs irl, nor do I have the money for a good suit and I think in the end I'd just be too anxious to even walk around in it let alone fuck in it.
But a Mew can dream...
>>687341185
Good but I'll be great if you post horses
>>687341185
Doing ok
playing some vidya
>>687341185
pretty good, car just got out of the shop and I got 12 extra work hours this week so far.
>>687341338
I ain't got any, yet.
>>687341375
Same as well
>>687341446
Nice
>>687341291
With proper planning and execution, your dreams dont have to stay dreams though! Shoot for the stars! And if you fall short and hit the moon instead? Hey, that's okay too, cause you'll have aspired to greatness still.
Also between you and me? The moon had it coming.
>>687341663
what chu playing
>>687340675
>Whorse
You mean vorse?
Whoever is horseposting. I appreciate you.
>>687341185
Eya! Doing unspectacular, was a boring day,
You?
>>687341763
GTA Online, rekt some smartass kid who thought goin' camping in his yacht taking potshots at anything that moves. Me and two randoms fucked 'im up, then we fucked each other up, no one won in that part of the scuffle.
>>687342097
Same ol' thing for me, play vidya, lurk for threads, keep on YT. You know, just lazyman stuff.
>>687342116
Hey
Horse pussy is the best kind
>>687342323
Hey
>>687342116
>>687342511
Hey
>>687342430
How much horse do you have? And do you feel like uploading it all to mega?
>>687342444
Not much, bout you? Nice get
>>687342846
Wish I was dead
>>687342714
Does anyone have more like this? the resist of being groped?
>>687342952
Well all do once in a while, suck ass as usual.
>>687341715
>With proper planning and execution, your dreams dont have to stay dreams though!
Yeah I guess you're right, things change and nobody knows what will be in a few years. At least getting frisky in a murrsuit is possible, as opposed to getting frisky with an anthro animal.
>Also between you and me? The moon had it coming.
Between you and me not only the moon could have it coming!
Damn sorry about that, but I love bad puns way too much to let that slip. It isn't the right time for that kinda shenanigans, I'll contain myself now.
>>687343186
It's a lot more than once in a while for me
>>687342116
Heya!
>>687343199
Your dubs defy all reason, bad puns are now in effect,
>>687343612
I knew the mighty dubs would save me one day, all hail GET
>>687344407
And like that, im smiling like an idiot, lovely.
>>687336324
Me too anon, also because there are so many furrys on /k/ I just figured it was OK because if I can get fap to guns and tanks then wahtever.
>>687344591
..which in turn has me giggling at the screen over here <3
>>687344618
There are many furries on /k/? I'm not on /k/ very often because I don't have anything to do with guns but that's interesting nonetheless.
And I'm sure they fap to guns and tanks then whatever. Ammunition as well.
>>687345180
I am glad i cause you some measure of joy/merryment.
>>687345494
I feel appreciative of said measures of joy/merriment and gaiety you provide dear fuzzy sir.
>>687346316
STAHP mah cheeks are all warm and flushed and shit now what the hell.
I am seriously THE worst when it comes to compliments.
You guys are such dorks. It's adorable.
>>687347206
>I am seriously THE worst when it comes to compliments.
...which in turn is such an awesome compliment just by itself.
>>687347406
>You guys are such dorks.
You say that like you aren't heh.
>>687348081
Can't argue with that, I am.
They lick each others butt holes SO hard they almost kissing.
>>687348138
Lel!
>>687340215
pls, I need this as well!
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