FIGHT THREAD
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FIGHT THREAD
>>687317452
daaaaaaaaaaamn
>>687317619
what happened here
>>687317452
>Tfw she'll never kick me with her bare feet and drag me across the street
>>687317567
>nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quh-VQ__UCk
>>687317619
Talk about a punchable face
>>687317838
Walrus impression on point
>>687320331
Damn, story?
>>687317328
That's not a fight, that's an asshole who won after two blows yet kept pummeling.
>>687321008
>excuse me fine young man, do you have a moment to talk about jesus christ?
>>687317866
He took a FIST to the jaw, which you may know goes up to his ears, ears are known to have something to do with balance and brain stuff, lost balance but was still in a state of wanting to fight, couldn't stay on his feet.
>>687320331
is there a story here?
>>687317328
>>687321164
YEAH not like the good old days when bullying was classy.
>>687321164
Why would he stop? Until you opponent is out he's still a threat.
brutal
>>687321336
kek
>>687322030
shit
>>687321687
Ur gay.
>>687319072
ITT agro potatoes getting even with life by reducing their fellow humans to shrivelled quivering messes.
>>687321336
hahaha
>>687320146
This should be a type of porn
>>687321583
What story? I hate it when old people aren't able to respect my personal space in line. They smell of death, too.
>>687320387
>size matters
>>687320331
that was satisfying
>>687321836
>mchan
>1 year old
>not 404'd
>>687320331
Fucking retard. Excuse of a human.
>>687322036
damn, this masterpiece kick always makes me go 'timbeeer'
>>687321336
lold
>>687323262
She didn't deserve to get punched though
>>687323286
yeah, it's so fucking precise that I watched it 6 times in a row.
>>687323555
>>687323555
i wonder what did she do
>>687320146
The only type of fight worth watching.
>>687323286
I practise Taekwondo and man, this kick is like a one-shot weapon.
Landed it once in a competition -> direct knockout
>>687322036
>>687317619
thats called a sucker punch, nothing to be proud of
>>687320953
That flag was a little late
>>687324421
Obviously You have never been in a real fight no rules asshole
>>687323801
She knitted is Shreddies poorly
>>687324421
Fuck man, a punch is a punch. If you're trying to start stuff but aren't ready to fight then you deserve it.
I do not support punching random people in the street unless you purposely go to ghetto neighborhoods
>>687320387
probably owed money..
>>687324400
that's no axe kick.
it's a Bandae Dollyo Chaggui.
Axe kick would be raising and snapping down frontally.
>>687323758
Sidenote: a Keks is a cookie in German.
>>687317328
>pacifist run
>>687324892
Ich glaube aber das ist Bosnisch.
>>687321583
>>687321008
>"Pardon me, young man, I'm vegan and would like you to vote for Trump."
>>687325184
At first glance I would have thought that it is Turkish, but what do I care, I only know German (besides English).
>>687324421
>sucker punch
you must be 12
>>687324892
newfag detector alert
>>687322028
>Scrambled egg
>>687318216
kek
>>687317619
beast mode got jawed into scrambled eggs
>>687324421
He was being antagonized. If the kid with the shirt wasn't expecting it he's retarded and deserves to get hit.
>>687322036
Nigga got kicked so hard he thought he was dinning at a 5-star restaurant
>"Oh Waiter, check please!"
>>687317328
>>687324421
the kid was talking shit while he stepped up to the other dude who decked him.
if you step up to anyone while talking shit like that then there's a good chance you're gonna get hit.
in real fights nobody says ok fight starts...now!
>>687317619
>kid starts getting in his face
Not a sucker punch. Kid was being a little shit and knew what he was getting himself into.
>>687317619
That punch made the kid even more retarded.
>>687325816
>>687325816
>No meat in those arms, but still got beef
>>687325816
i fucking love the internet
>>687325816
What are the chances of the two armless neighborhood dudes not liking each other enough to brawl?
>>687325184
Es gibt kein Bosnisch. Es gibt nur serbokroatisch. Bosnien hat keine eigene Sprache. Und wenn sie eine eigene Sprache hätten, was sie aber nicht haben, dann wäre es Bosnien-Hergowinisch
>>687326850
like it isnt a paid fight
hey i got an idea lets pay the two thalomide kids to fight and film it to be a level of unique to get more fame
>>687317619
jesus christ I don't think Beast Mode has the brain cells to spare for a punch like that
>>687325816
>file name
>>687317567
Oh man, that's hilarious.
>>687320995
gotta stop acting like an ape at some point. ;)
>>687325816
How about a fucking kick?
>>687320146
this is the first time ive ever seen a girl fight with exposed pussies and tits even NEARLY as good as this.
is this a thing?
>>687321687
He wasn't an opponent, he quite clearly didn't want to fight and just froze up when he got hit.
>>687317619
Shoulda gave worm boy another one when he came back for 2nds chin first
>>687320146
so fucking hot
>>687321336
lol
>>687317328
´wake up ANON
>>687317328
the fuck is it with people hitting and kicking others on the ground, whatever happened to general gentleman agreements? or where they just never there in the first place?
>>687324421
moron. Go find this video with sound. Beast mode deserved it.
>>687320331
i could watch him punch that old bitch all day.
everyone around them didn't seem too surprised she got knocked the fuck out.
>>687321687
They are 14. What kind of faggy ass bullshit are you spouting. 'Opponent'? This isn't fucking Mortal Kombat. The kid probably wanted to look cool in front of his friends you queer.
>>687320387
>mexican hat dance.webm
>>687326444
checked
>>687328289
Oh look, is this asshole again.
I just saw you in the girlfriend dumped me thread.
Fuck outta here.
>>687317567
His instincts to steal shit triggered at the wrong moment.
>>687328597
Would you go like, volunteer at a spup kitchen or a hug a fucking tree? I think youre in the wrong place pussy
>>687328846
Soup*
>>687317866
what does it fucking look like
>>687328846
Would you like to go back to grade 2 to learn how to spell?
>>687325816
>That filename
I'm so glad I decided to browse /b/ today
>>687319072
That's a full on concussion bruh. Probably caused actual brain dmg there. Note the quivering hands / feetz.
>>687328846
Take you sperglord ass somewhere else. Would I 'go like'? You can't even write a single sentence without all your preteen faggotry spewing out. Jesus dude.
Did I hit a sore spot after you tried to take on the fat kid at recess and lost?
This isn't a fight. It's fucking kids acting tough. Sounds a lot like you. Now fuck off.
>>687322030
Damn...Story?
>>687320387
Daaaaamn, all that was left was to piss on the poor guy, domination well and truly established.
>>687329271
do browse more, newfriend
>>687322036
Even the judge is like WOOOOOW!
Consider that these judges see alot of KO:s.
>>687324421
looked like a heads up punch to me.
Isn't a sucker punch from behind?
>thats called a sucker punch, nothing to be proud of
Probably the kid that got punched lawlll
>>687330156
Hardly newfriend, brother. After browsing /b/ for over 8 years now or so - you don't stop by as frequently.
>>687321836
>went to mchan
>just cp, nude? shreks? and other Kek
>paradise 4 FBI
>>687320414
He's got that Joffrey look to him.
>>687320146
that file name
>>687317838
Love how the glasses don't get crushed
driving skills = omniscient
>>687328791
underrated
>>687322030
roy and jon is at it again i see
>>687331997
much better choreographed than wwe
>>687332003
>deerfight
>deer
>>687332003
fucking niggers
>>687333028
This was extremely satisfying.
>>687333028
>rekt
that kid is half his size
>>687333125
she's definitely gonna feel that one in the morning
>>687320146
that ending bru
>>687333028
I live for shit like this
>>687327594
Its two Miami hookers fighting
>>687321008
if i recall correctly she was being a bitch and talking maad shit to him
>>687333125
wonderful
>>687322030
thats fucked up even for 4chan
>>687332003
Those are wapitis, you stupid fuck.
>>687329584
Thats a seizure
>>687334389
i don't see her grabbing anything
>>687328300
Hard to stay gentleman when you have tunnelvision rage mode activated
>>687334982
that head scrape
>>687317619
Dewey really hit the deck.
>>687321336
>>687322037
>>687322309
>>687323465
>>687328219
>samefagging on /b/
and this is just the first day of summer.....
>>687334982
holy shit she actually was gonna sit on him
>>687317328
Best one I have.
>>687333125
I sometimes wonder if women who start fights with guys like that have been too long on the internet and think they're equally strong or just hope that the guys won't fight back.
Without proper training, you'll just get REKT
>>687333028
ganondorf_spike.webm
>>687331997
>goes on like nothing happened
>double ko
shouldn't have doubted the filename
>>687335825
They hope/know the guy wont fight back.
weak ass fight thread
>>687332003
that ending
"shh shh, go to sleep sweet prince... shh go to sleep... shhhhh shhh..."
>>687335560
Wait, it's summer already?
>>687324421
sucker punch is when you get punched from behind or generally when you least expect it or you're not aware its about to happen
>>687336991
sadly
>>687317727
#blacklivesmatter
>>687321687
lol kill yourself faggot take off the fedora and put down your katana.
White kid got suspended but the sand nigger didn't even though he started this fight
>>687337512
Sjw headmaster didn't want to look racist
>>687337512
Who punches with their palms?
>>687317328
it's like watching two puppies fight, i don't like it.
>>687333028
> Super Mario
>>687337705
Bas Rutten for example
>>687333125
more of these kinds of women need to just have their shit kicked in.
>>687337705
idiots do
>>687322036
Have it your way.
>>687337924
Underrated comment
>>687337705
Punching with palms (but without a closed fist) is actually better if you can do it. You lose a bit of reach but the risk of hurting yourself is much lower, as your knuckles can easily break if you hit full force on the skull e.g. Won't happen when hitting with the palms.
>>687338161
Martial arts masters...
Also school-yard shits sometimes.
>>687333125
>I'M AN STRONG INDEPENDENT WOOMIM
>hur durr
>u wan to fight?
>WTF male patriarchy he hitm e
>hurrdurr equality
>>687317727
did she die?
>>687328289
right but we have to pay for every link you cheap cunt......fuck off
>>687317452
I can feel your anger... Good!
>>687317727
south paw
>>687319072
Posturing like that is generally a sign of TBI... that other girl should have been charged with attempted murder.
>>687317619
Faggot with the sucker punch
>>687317727
We just witnessed a hate crime
>>687335818
I'd feel so disgusted if that thing touched me.
>>687317567
fucking lost my shit
>>687325816
t-rex fight lol
>>687320331
lifetime privilege checked
>>687336991
>implying summer ever ends
>>687317838
Bubba don't whooped that darkies ass, Cletus.
>>687317328
amerifats cannot fight ..Kek ..Discuss
>>687335560
We need another genocide
>>687320146
i've got the strangest boner right now.
>>687321164
Just because he's down doesn't mean you stop. What part of "ass whoopin" don't you understand. I never quit until the fucker was knocked out our crying and begging for me to stop.
>>687339540
President Camacho whipped Not Sure's ass
>>687317328
That was not a fight.
>>687339463
>amerifats cannot fight
>back-to-back world war champs
okay yurotrash
>>687324421
>2016
>not knowing what sucker punch is
>>687333028
GAHDAMM i came a little
>>687333028
>player 3 has entered the battle
>>687339540
it's funny cause that guy thought he had the niggger and the nigger forgot he can still use his elbows for a second.
>>687324680
>>687324719
>>687325322
>>687325896
>>687328322
>>687330920
>>687337148
Now if that was a nigger who through that "sucker" punch you guys would have said thats what nigs do and some shitty joke with something something nigger. But since hes a whitey its all good cause its somehow justifiable
/b/ never change pls all these hypocrites make me laugh
>>687320331
Old lady saw him kiss his boyfriend before going into the store, then she kept telling him he's going to go to hell. she followed him around. Guy snapped.
Bitch I'll never talked shit again
>>687334982
Carny wars
>>687333028
Luv it
>>687320146
>girls fighting over muh dick
>>687340447
one punch, biatch!
>>687340447
>>687339540
i like the part where he played with nipple a little before fucking him up.
>>687340149
You are a mix of trash filth an niggers an left wing media .. you all pond scum ..< I dont mean that bad you are akin to an africa dumb nigger now .. an The Britbongs we are having to forgive you for being this CUCKED BY them freed Niggers in you Society ..ok
>>687339540
Back when UFC wasn't shit
>>687334630
top kek
>>687317866
my sides are not okey
>>687318871
>>687320070
>>687320112
>>687322037
>>687322160
>>687322309
>>687323465
>>687324892
>>687325546
>>687325566
>>687327880
>>687328219
>>687337505
>>687339143
>>687339267
>>687339281
>>687339463
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU PREPUBESCENT FAGGOTS
AT THE VERY LEAST LURK SO YOU DON'T GIVE ME STAGE IV CANCER
>>687340577
dubs don't lie
>>687340347
Probably sure that the white dude blocked the elbow of the nigger before losing grip. If you watch carefuly you can see the moment he lose control of the nigger's arm he wails on him.
>>687337705
Short range, palm can be deadly. Aim for lower ribs
>>687340802
>gibberish
>>687340447
she just wanted to fuck
>>687318216
Holy shit, he lost some teeth i bet
Kinda wish this thread would die so i can go start a REAL fight thread. Not just a thread full of pussy ass summer fags, bitching about retarded shit.
>>687320387
>I just got the impulse to crush a little spics throat.
>>687317866
He got his bell rung.
>>687321008
Old lady crowding dude checking out. You can't figure that out?
>>687317838
File name is proven wrong by file.
>>687340979
Hahahaha yea get off our board normiessss
>>687339540
Gary Goodridge crucifix elbows is like vintage UFC brutality.
>>687340802
Don't be so edgy, you might cut yourself!
>>687320331
Fuckin old cunt needs to stand the fuck back when someone is entering their pin. I would of knocked her ass out too
>>687341177
nigger could've still elbowed him cause the white guy was stupid, and was holding the nigger's triceps from the bottom, which helps very little. if you get knocked out from a few hits like that, you just didn't practice enough/right. that's why ronda rousey lost.
>>687341460
He's Canadian, he said sorry right after caving the other guys head in.
>>687334982
KEK at AT-AT falling over... just like ESB
>>687324421
>having to always prepare your opponent fully before you start beating him out of anger
>>687340447
>Take that, and you can't hit me, cuz I'm a girl
>and that, and you can't hit me, cuz I'm a girl
>and that, and you can't hit me, cuz I'm a girl
>and that, and you can't hit me, cuz I'm a girl
>
>BAM (bitch gets knocked the fuck out)
>>687340290
Kek.
>>687340879
Yeah, this
>>687341213
Nose works too.
>>687334982
trailer trash day trip
>>687333028
>
Kicked the one dude and crushed the others head.
Two for one!
>>687340577
>>687339262
>>687335818
He's like Firecracker Jim from Brickleberry.
>>687332683
welcome
>>687335818
thats the grossest thing i've seen all day
>>687322036
>mfw he is wearing 'OP' shorts
>>687342580
you must live in a pink fucking world then
>>687331997
that was fucking awesome
>>687341253
Death by snoo snoo.
>>687320146
thanks, now i have to go fap
>>687321655
least funny guy in comedy
>>687324421
Wasn't even a sucker punch you dumb faggot. Dude was in kids face looking right at him. Kill yourself you unobservant fat fuck
>>687324421
No, no, that was no sucker punch buddy.
A sucker punch is a pre-emptive punch against someone that is not ready for it.
This was a pre-emptive punch against someone already aggressively, physically invading they guys space and offering to harm him.
That was just a good shot, plain and simple.
>>687321836
>recruiting pedos
why the fuck would anyone want to go there.
>>687342166
Indeed
>>687317838
Whoa JUDO throw he's down! Side-control! Looks like he's getting out!
And this does not look good for his debut Mike...
He switches to full mount! AND HE IS THROWING HAY-MAKERS
INTO SIDE-CONTROL
UH OH JOE HE'S GOT HIS HOOKS IN
Now in this position you're gonna have to watch out for the rear-naked choke
AND THE REF CALLS THE FIGHT ITS OVER JOE WHAT A CONTEST BETWEEN ATHLETES
And this will be a strong contender for fight of the night. What a performance
>>687341231
Newfag Detected ..! kek
>>687324333
Sure ya did champ
>>687341548
Wow newfag detected at best an autist virgin too
>>687322036
night night
>>687328791
HA HA HA my whole office heard me laugh out loud.
>>687335818
>bernie fan brawl
>>687325816
what could the fucking circumstances for such a fight even be?
>>687324400
>>687343982
>Mr Redshirt.webm
>"my whole office"
>His mom's basement
>>687340979
>MY BOARD
Shouldnt you be tipping a fedora somewhere
>>687333125
aint it a chick who lands the kick?
>>687317838
Ground and pound.
>>687320387
hillary for president
>>687320146
umm anyone got some more like this and that?
>>687344283
summers here 12yo newfags
>>687334982
what the flying fuck that guy looks like hes from mad max
>>687317838
when the knockout game goes wrong
>>687321836
>>687325653
Shut up, nigger.
