Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Hump day edition
Lurk continues
>>687313261
Death corps are also good, I haven't been able to play in a while though. Apparently the AdMech has an army now?
>>687313481
Oh boy
>>687313758
Not dying from exams
>>687313774
Thanks for the bread Shizuru
Shiki claimed
>>687313890
ah, I see, oh btw I made the food I said I would
>>687313923
what the fuck is that a corpse?
>>687313923
Oh boy. This hurt more than losing my friends today.
>claim
>>687313546
Not much, I'm nearly done with Geoff. Just need to paint his arms.
>>687313890
I just want one DKOK soldier to paint and fawn over. That's all.
best suit girl claimed
>>687313758
as of approximately 4 or 5 weeks ago I no longer possess a right hand. long story.
claim
>claim
Obligatory claim.
>>687314136
oh...
>I have no idea what to say
>>687314065
Yay! Hope it turns out good
>>687314110
How about a Necron overlord?
>>687314136
Oh shit. Atleast you get a cool robot hand, right?
Fran
Depression is fuck.
>>687314257
megumin
>>687313882
roger
>>687314061
coco
C.C. Claimed
>>687314483
>REEEEEEE
konata
>>687314483
Kona.
>>687314439
It did turn out good, I'm posting all dem pics again to the done food
>>687314448
>read filename
bwahaha, same here, when I'm good I leave when I'm bad I'm here
Don't feel too bad, here, enjoy my food making
>Chara
>>687314483
Waddup my dude
>roger
>>687314439
not unless i wanna drop like 5k. I'm just gonna readjust for now and maybe get a robotic transplant when they're more readily available.
>>687314434
yeah dont worry that much im not that hung up over it. the only thing I actually miss is being able to use a knife and fork LOL
>>687314448
Tell me about it, lost two of my friends today because some chick made up a lie about me.
>I've had suicide thoughts all day
Akiko claimed
>>687313751
I claim Yukina... those muscles
Tenryuu claimed
I hate summer. It's attracting hornets....5th one in my room today. And i think the hornets where pretty racist: They only tried to attack everything black in my room. Maybe we can use that unstopable force some day....
>>687314671
what up family?
>>687314675
how are you coconut? nice pooch :3
>>687314687
not much just showered, feeling fresh B)
>>687314448
;-;
>>687314689
Then use a knife with a sharp point.
People used only knives before and then nobles were sick of it so they dulled the knives point and invented the fork
>so they are better than plebs
So... a high quality knife it is you want so you can easily cut through the food
>>687314439
ew no
Necrons a Shit.
Pic related, It's geoff so far.
>>687313751
>Refrain from posting porn
>On an NSFW board.
Hue.
>>687315023
:O
>>687315089
porn is nasty
>>687314448
Yeah, it is. You need to vent about it?
>>687314684
I can't wait to see the end result
>>687314689
But you could like, put guns and knives in it and stuff! It will be great! Maybe a chainsaw! You could be Ash from the evil dead!
They are actually supposed to be super buggy and require a car battery in a fannypack to work
>>687314767
Friends come and go, man. The girl's a bitch so just keep on trucking. I know it isn't much help right now but that's all I can really say about it. Keep going, life usually gets better.
>>687314981
Damn son, how fresh?
>>687313751
Hump day edition
>? rattles
>>687315132
So is Shitti >>687314026, but hey, whatever.
>>687315141
At this step I realized when eating I should've put some butter on top of it so it melts and the seasoning flavor gets in the meat.
>>687315006
yeah that's what I've been doing since, but it takes a bit of getting used to after so many years of two utensils.
>>687315141
as interesting as that sounds I don't think that's legal
>>687314767
Well, I have no real life friends anymore, so we're kind of in the same boat. Don't ever let it get so bad that you'll consider suicide, just remember there's people who rely on you, even if it may not seem like it at the moment, and they'll be devastated if you leave them.
>>687314981
I agree.
>>687315216
Wednesday.
>>687315141
I appreciate it, but no thanks. I suppose I vented slightly above about having no friends in real life.
>>687314981
I'm doing good, thanks for asking!
Just watching news about this UCLA shooting stuff, kek.
>Megumin claimed
Heya /waifu/
>>687314110
geoff who is geoff im sorry im not up to date sounds interesting painting a model?
>>687315431
Bewitched
>>687315183
cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
>>687315337
oh my
>>687315412
I just looked it up, oh no ;-;
>>687314981
Not much really, a bit down today
What about you?
Shiro claimed.
Hey everyone!
clmd
>>687315527
Geoff is my Test-marine.
>>687315089
Do what you want really. I only put the "rules" up there because otherwise i get flak when things go haywire.
I'm fully aware they do nothing.
>>687315216
How lewd, i think?
>? rattles
>>687315080
Angry marines I see!
The real niggas are salamanders though
>>687315350
Always do that. That's how you grill up stakes
>>687315374
Unless you get caught. Just chainsaw who ever says you can't!
>>687315391
Aren't you in highschool? You will meet tons of people in college, I had only two close friends in highschool, but I have several now
>>687315431
Hey explosion girl
>>687315412
Damn it! Not another one
>>687315374
Ah, that sounds reasonable.
>Realizing typing with one hand must be slow as fuck
hoh boy this must suck. I'd rather loose a leg than a hand.
>>687315350
End product
Looked much better than it tasted
>it tasted good but looked amazing
>Chara
we got that fresh curry on gas feels good man.
How is /waifu/?
>>687314671
>REEEEEEE
>not saying WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY
>>687315080
omg 40k stuff me next
one of my emperors children noise marines
>esdeath
>>687315676
Damn dude that's pretty spicy right there
Fresh as fuck
>>687315689
Cheer up DM, I like you too much to see you down
>>687315391
Hope you're doing ok there shipmate, you know I gotta check up on you here and there
>>687315936
Is not dio
>>687315850
in case you missed >>687315868
Yup, I*ll definitely do that next time. Still was good
>>687315850
Salamanders are cool, Angry marines are the Angriest Motherfuckers in the galaxy.
Their rage rivals Khorne himself.
>>687315936
MUDA MUDA MUDA, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>687315850
It's really strange, I dislike people and enjoy be solitary, but I feel lonely frequently. To make my depression worse I'm seriously considering buying a body pillow for comfort, which just makes me feel even worse about myself. Only time anything feels right for me is when I'm running, but that's only, at most, 40 minutes of my 12-14 hour day.
>>687315689
whats got u glum chum :(
im doing good, feeling fresh
>>687315717
hey shane ^-^
>>687315874
is this a british thing?
obligatory traphusbando claim
>>687316210
maybe the expression is.
But I'm literally just making curry
I feel like I haven't 4chinned in a while.
Hey guys
>>687315350
What kind of animal was that supposed to be?
>>687314767
Those must have been shitty friends to begin with, if they value her word over yours.
What did the chick claim anyway?
>>687316210
I should have never shopped those mouths on your face...
>>687315792
It better be real lewd
>>687315868
Looks pretty good!
9/10 would eat
>>687316055
Thanks for not being imperial scum, though I am terrified of chaos since a friend of mine would roll insanely good for the gifts of chaos
>>687316162
Salamanders also are the only ones that actually do there jobs though
>>687316164
Seems kinda strange, not sure if I can help. Music helps me though,
https://chrisclavin.bandcamp.com/album/shadows-of-order
hi
>>687315936
But I'm not Dio
>>687316077
I'll try Renge
Done with work?
>>687316210
>dat pic
>all of my wats
I felt that way since I woke up, just gotta wait it out I guess
That's good!
>>687316077
His minions makes the sound too
>>687316162
Jo-natan joustah
>>687315868
Yeah I'm sorta getting used to it i guess. definitely very slow though because I used to have 162wpm typed and now i'm at something like 52
>>687316540
Huma- I-I-I mean Chicken. Yeah, chicken
>>687316550
Would eat too! Did eat! Would make again and probably will make again
but with butter
Anyway tell me about the most interesting thing you've learned in college so far
>>687316644
Garry? Garrryyyyy
>>687316336
ive never had curry, looks funny in anime :o
>>687316509
where are ur legs? :(
>>687316540
it was u? :O
>>687316644
:3
>>687316670
cheer up pal ^-^
>>687316670
You could he his minion
>>687316077
So, how are you doing Renge?
>>687316751
and i still forget my images so there's that
>>687316776
you've really never had one? :o
>>687316550
Angry marines do their Jobs better.
Need I remind you of https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Angry_Marines#Ruination_of_the_Black_Legion_Warband_on_Tormus_Octavion
>>687316776
Only a few of those, but that particular one was.
>>687316509
It has been a while, have you finally calmed down?
>>687316755
Only if it is human next time
It takes about 10 years for every molecule in your body to be replaced
>>687316969
I meant actually caring for the civilian population, and burning EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!
>>687316751
>>687316836
I know that problem all too well with forgetting images
Anyway, what do you do now? Can you still work your previous job with one hand or are you changing careers and becoming a teacher in a certain school where only children with disabilities live?
>>687316759
yyyyyrrraG ?yrraG
>>687316776
>>687316861
3:
>>687315183
That's true. Luckly I only thought about it.
>>687315391
I'm like down on two real friends now. One which is childhood.
>>687316540
I do drugs with some of my friends, and I told her when I started at their place that I didn't do drugs. Obviously I don't just go up to people and say "Yo! wanna take a line?!" Later she became angry at me and used it against me somehow.
I'm still "friends" with the two other girls but you know that feeling they give off when they don't really "trust" you anymore, sucks.
>Post some music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LnBvuzjpr4
>>687316755
Yes, of course, chicken.
>>687315337
?
>>687316880
I never had curry too
>>687316776
I'll try, bud~
>>687316782
But I don't want to D:
>>687317170
I'm still in the process of studying for an IT degree, so I'm largely unaffected. When you put it like that though...
>>687316880
nope :/ we dont get curry in mexico :o
>>687317128
oh my goodness shane
>>687317243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3JbMbcaj-A
>>687317313
>>687317430
The fuck? Were y'all never loved?
I'll present mine like they do in anime just for you guys
Claimed
>>687317476
:O
>>687317516
Megumin is already here
>konata
>>687317243
Goes well with feels
https://chrisclavin.bandcamp.com/album/probably-nothing-possibly-everything
>>687317221
:O
>>687317313
Eternal youth can be all your's
>>687316509
Froggo! How are you?
>>687316670
Sadly I'm only halfway through, ugh. What are you up to?
>>687316827
I'm doing pretty well, though I'd be much better if I didn't have to work another four hours today. What are your plans for the week?
>>687317243
Good. Just don't make any kind of plan and you'll be alright. Everyone gets those kinds of thoughts from time to time but that's just life. Keep your head up and keep me posted.
>>687317430
Konata why must you be Mexican
Our supreme lord and emperor Trump will make you pay for the wall, don't you know
>>687317516
>really nigga?
>>687317476
>The fuck? Were y'all never loved?
Kek, who knows?
Thank you friend!
>>687317166
Next time human meat for Fran, got it!
So I got replaced twice and I'm not the same person I was born as... awesome!
Something else? I like knowledge like that
>>687317277
Of course! Don't look at me like that...
>>687317428
Oh, noice! IT is rather okay with that... still...
Become a teacher in a certain school. An IT teacher! No need to change careers! Just put pedagogics/teaching science in it too and you can teach small cripple- I mean children with disabilities
>>687317243
Ew, Drake. Yea, I have recently split up with my one and only friend of six years recently, just kind of happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEA1uoiAuo
>>687317166
Yeah, cool and all, but Do the Salamanders have a Crozius shaped like a Middle Finger?
>>687315792
it might be lewd
>?? rattles
>>687317243
So the lie was that you ... didn't take drugs?
Excuse me, but I am a bit confused.
Have some music though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ1NYJQnJTI
>>687317430
Believe me, I regret it more than you do...
>>687317733
I believe you, good friend.
Did I ever tell you that I like you a lot and also that my family is known for having awful tasting flesh?
>>687317627
Nahh, I'm good
Thanks for the offer kind anon
>>687317674
Almost there, pal! Not much, just chilling. I might play some vidya soon
>>687317674
im voting for trump so im safe, im actually friends with him on facebook
>>687318080
-_- (do a konata with that face)
>>687317733
Yay! Love human meat
Most chemical digestion, aside for straightening out proteins in the stomach, is done in the first section of the small intestine, called the duodenum.
Most of the liver can regrow if partly removed.
The brain is fucking weird, for real
>>687317823
They do not
Anyway, got to take my gov and econ exam
>>687317817
I know how that is. I've had one particularly close friend for five or six years now and I just haven't really talked with him in a few months. No split or anything, he's just been busy with work, school, and his boyfriend. I guess that's life, though. I'm not too worried about it anyhow, most of my friendships will go through periods like that where we don't talk for a long time and later pick up like we'd been going on the whole time.
>>687318137
Nice, what vidya?
>almost there
Yeah, if you count halfway as almost.
Back to work, slowposting commencing in
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2
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Uraraka Ochako claimed!
>>687318080
You like me a lot? Thanks! That actually means a lot to me.
Your family is known for having awful tasting flesh... pfssh, let me cook them then they'll taste amazing!
>>687318321
Where is the duodenum?
Woah, the liver is a small zombie
Weird as in?
>>687318457
>high quality hentai in /waifu/
finally something save worthy
>>687318327
I'm hesitating between Stellaris and Total War Warhammer..
I do count halfway as almost~
>>687318321
Have fun, I'll be here Painting Geoff.
>>687317553
>>687317703
made a bit too much and it spilled kek
>maki
>>687318080
I did drugs before I met them, I told them I didn't because I thought it would be irrelevant. Later I told them I've done it before, because that's the truth and now there's trust issues.
I don't really know how to explain it, it's a bit weird and complex.
>>687317817
Drake is the kinda nigga you can tell your problems 2!..
>>687317674
I wouldn't miss /waifu/ for anything.
>>687317602
>>687317430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JFRH4nc3EA&feature=youtu.be
>>687318732
>>687314026
A man of great taste.
>>687316751
>162wpm
Good fucking god.
>>687319003
Get away with this Ecchi Dreck
>>687319147
where can you even test that? Mine was fairly high too I believe...
>Was in the top 10 in my federate state
>>687318946
nice knee and curry
im heading out, gonna go look for work :O
Where is this from? Can someone help?
>>687319302
this website was where i tested it previously
http://typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu/
>>687319308
thanks fam already cropped my foot out kek.
Have a good day
>>687318946
>knee
I'd try the curry if I could
>>687319308
Good luck in your search~
The Apparition claimed.
>>687317951
You're going to say that with that face on?!
Wawawawa...
>>687318946
I'm pretty sure you've spilled some curry on the other side of the plate.
I'm thinking about committing heresy. Emi is a lot more important in my life right now than Shiro, and other Emi claimer is never on when I'm on.
>>687319845
I 100% did.
And over the kitchen surface
>>687319847
It will still get confusing.
Choose noose instead.
>>687319431
wasn't as high as I thought it was. Only 82 wpm
but you get about 50 with one hand? holy fucking shit
>>687319941
it looks good! Gib recipe
>Shooting at UCLA turned out to be a murder suicide with just two people dead
Boring as shit.
>>687319847
Don't do it.
>>687320072
HAI GUISE! NOOSE-CHAN CLAIM HERE!
/s
>Shizuru
>>687319847
NOOO
other emi comes here
I forbid it!
>>687320307
i guess i've just been at a computer for an extremely large portion of my live and i passively learned one-handed typing from when eating food, smoking, and obviously fapping? i dunno.
>>687319847
>I'm thinking about committing heresy
Please close your eyes and count to 10
>Wake up at 4:20 to play League
>Servers shut down at 5
I hate my life
>>687320307
>packet microwave rice
>fresh chicken
>this
15 minutes on medium-low heat or 30-40 if you want the chicken to soak the sauce.
It's literally the easiest shit it's not even homemade
>maki
>>687319847
If this is somehow related to how it works in real life... If you even consider betraying her than it's probably not a good idea to maintain your relationship.
That being said heresy will always be frown upon, and if you do it once what tells you that you won't do it again?
>>687320521
Wouldn't one second be enough?
>>687318231
Not tonight. My computer is acting up and I can't do shit.
Good luck in your job hunt.
>>687318732
Haha, what a funny, completely hypothetical thing to say, old pal!
>>687318959
So... you lied about drug usage and now the other addicts are mad for whatever reason?
I really don't see the problem they have nor the reason why you would even care about them. Don't you have better friends than them?
>>687319847
You disgust me...
Seriously, there's been like 5 different Emi claimers here already. Gonna stir up confusion.
>>687320505
212 wpm is world record
41.2 wpm is average
hmm... I'm twice as fast as the average person.. I'm okay with that!
Now let me try typing with one hand
>>687320705
>Microwave rice
get away you dreck!
ah but I don't know that sauce, thanks
>>687321013
how in the world is 41.2 average? i guess there must be a lot of REALLY slow typers.
>>687320701
How you doing Hanako?
>>687321007
Oh, I didn't know about that many. Only reason I'm even considering it is because Emi is one of the only real reasons I don't have daily suicidal thoughts.
>>687319847
>>687319847
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT.
>>687320395
>Boring as shit.
I know right?
Could've atleast killed some SJWs.
>>687319847
No.
>>687321221
thought so too. Well we had typing tests in school. Some were so slow it even fucked up their grades. Not even reaching basic level.
Average for boys is 44 wpm and for girls it's uh.. 37 wpm
One handed my typing speed drops to a motherfucking 37 wpm and I do a lot more mistakes and I can't type blind.
fuck
I'm gonna take good care of my hands
>>687319847
Didn't you just read KS?
>>687321259
Hmm, that sounds like a pretty good reason, and one may argue that you should listen to your feelings and ignore the number of other claimers. The high number only shows that she indeed is awesome
But then again there trips tell you not to, so I guess your stuck with shiro.
>>687321333
Tough luck.
>>687321651
read >>687321259
Does it really matter I just read it though?
>>687321259
Heard you were committing heresy
>How's that life treating ya?
>>687321651
He's been moved by the experience
>It's natural
here
>>687321982
Fuck off Mai.
>>687321574
yeah well i lost my right in a motorcycle accident - sometimes it just sorta happens and youve gotta accommodate for it
>>687321651
>>687321878
Yeah KS is VERY moving depending on your route. as long as it's not shizune's. even a large portion of the fan routes are fantastically written.
>Akira
>>687321878
Considering it. Read, as that's main reason why >>687321259
>Shiro
>>687321867
My advice would be go through a couple more VNs first.
>>687322299
>>687322299
>>687322299
>>687322299
>>687321013
It's an english thing. They make nice jars though.
And the packet rice I get is different, it tastes fresh even though you don't actually cook it fresh
>maki
>>687319425
source?
