Brit accent thread
I'll read whatever you send me in the accent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Y6lpZWhKW
>inb4 shit quality
Big knob nacho is the one that rekt your asshole
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Here come dat boi
>>687309841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13jZRlpiR9w
WENDY CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK GREETINGS FROM KIBO
>>687309316
your voice annoys me so much
Panda can suck my juicy balls
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>>687309892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1esnMdQ5MnE
I'm a little chav slut and I can't want until hundereds of sand niggers plow my floppy meat curtains
>>687309983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oJHygfWvLx
Topkek
>>687310085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0krJrSvU9gE
rip headphone user
Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
I ain't got many friends left to talk to
No one's around when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night but keep it undercover
I just wanna use your love tonight, whoa
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Try to stop my hands from shakin'
Somethin' in my mind's not makin' sense
It's been awhile since we were all alone
I can't hide the way I'm feelin'
As you leave me, please, would you close the door?
And don't forget what I told you
Just 'cause you're right, that don't mean I'm wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon
I just wanna use your love tonight, yeah
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Yeah, I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
yorkiefag here, say something in brummiespeak would you
>>687310144
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BQhAlyLHKp
Read greentext
bash my teeth, pull my hair, trash my ass hole I don't care. I'm a whore who sells her sagging tits for the first guy who next to me sitts. I will suck everyones dick, but not to well, because my ugly teeth are rotten as hell. I only want a nigger, I bet his dick is bigger than my fathers finger.
>>687310186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aDQhC0NyRh
I sound like I have a dick in my nostril, and I do!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AH
>>687310192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i3ZG9LlfkG
>>687310275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lLhF1VO50D
Give your meat a good old rub. That's it, nice and hot. Hot and spicy meat yeah bwoi.
>>687310400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0by4kmgiLbo
>>687309316
Paul's ingrowing hair makes me wet
>>687310752
That was pretty disturbing
daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me.daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me.
that's why I'm a whore.
>>687310468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07n481Qvxzd
The UK banned guns since...well since people started saying "God save the Queen" instead of "God save the King".
Even with the ban, you can still get firearms incredibly easily in the UK.
>>687310506
>>687310506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14UOn29QLKF
BECAUSE we know what’s best for us and yes, we do “deserve better”
BECAUSE we know that we are more than our wombs
BECAUSE we believe no double standards, including sexual ones, should exist
BECAUSE we believe we have the right to control our own reproduction
BECAUSE we will not be complicit in our own oppression by conforming to perversely-constructed rules about how women and men should behave
BECAUSE we understand basic science, embrace diversity, and are part of the modern world
BECAUSE we believe that how we dress does not give a man the right to rape a woman, spit on a female child or publicly strip another human being to humiliate them
BECAUSE we will not be silenced by bullies and thugs and will speak openly, politically and with conviction about important issues that affect us in the public space
BECAUSE we are justifiably angry
BECAUSE we, and the men who think as we do, are the future and will transform this planet
We will speak, write, march, run for office and vote.
So, even if the word ‘slut’ makes you uncomfortable or you think it is crass, consider these ideas: Don’t sleep with mean people and don’t vote for sexist, racist, homophobic ones who want to deny you of your human rights.
>>687310509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PScv4UbFMD
rest in piss
headphoe user
I plowed a big girl once. She was into roller derby, and had big jugs and a big ass, which I'm a sucker for. I'm 6'3", 200lbs and have a pretty big cock. A lot of fun, because no matter how hard I fucked, she always wanted more. Go for it if you find a cute one. You won't regret it
I love skinny girls (model tier). Now THAT is a real struggle; there's almost none left.
Anyone for some feminine penis?
>>687310513
>>687310513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YNXeK8TyEK
Stop comparing the US to other countries.
Most of Europe has very similar laws concerning gun trade and ownership, just with slightly stricter regulations.
Let's face it. It has been centuries and the USA still has failed to adapt an intelligent gun culture. People in Europe don't buy guns, because they do not want to. The criminals don't buy guns, because they don't need to.
USA is a country with real existential fear and paranoia and they have chosen to be that way.
So let them. This entire discussion is a mute point, as Americans love disagreement and conflict more than they love intelligent consensus.
Why are so many british people such a disgusting people?
why are so many british people such a disgusting people?
I live in an island in the mediterranean and every year we get these serious problems durign the tourist season because of the brits
who come in massive hordes, trash everything, get totally drunk, fight, vomit everywhere, piss all over the streets, is gross
last year in my little town one british girl got raped while being passed out drunk on the beach by one of her countrymen, and I recall seeing also an english girl laying on the street with vomit all over her hair and the skirt up to her waist totally drunk and passed out with her legs spread apart!!!!
top of that a group of british adolescents got arrested after jumping on top of several private cars and defecating on one of them.
this year they are planning on banning british tourist!!!
I HOPE THEY DO SO!
"Thanks for posting ?"
"No ! Thank you !"
>>687311607
sure, post it all
>>687310547
this made me kek ngl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YmnFc3sPBM
As an English cum dumb I can honestly say that when I go abroad i am often embarrassed by a portion of my countrymen/women. It's not only the drunken behaviour that does it, the ignorance and rudeness of some of them makes me want to crawl up in to a ball with shame.
Banning British tourists I think is a disgraceful idea though. You generalising over all British tourists is completely wrong. you notice the loud drunk ones causing trouble but you don't notice all of the civilised ones who are respecting the country they visit and bringing money in to your local economy.
Don't tar all Brits with the same brush, there are good and bad types amongst us all.
>>687310656
http://vocaroo.com/i/s169beqAPs9S
If I say your name you have to go to sleep:
Withers, Mike
>>687311772
do it without talking before, you fucking moron
>>687310761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iQ2YUfoQQC
I think brit threads are the biggest cancer on this board and they should all be deleted by janny on sight
>>687310942
i know
well you asked for it
I am British and I know what you mean, as said by many here it is as much as an embarrassment to us as it is a nightmare to you. The majority of British people (home or abroad) what not act in that way, but there is a percentage that have no respect for anyone or anything. I have no idea why; maybe it is the "gang culture" as copied from the USA or the manner in which these people are brought up, I really wouldn't know, but believe me when I say we have as much of a problem with the same small minority over here as you do over there.
Maybe the best thing that could happen is for there to be harsher punishment over there, for whatever reason the Police in this country seem to have lost the plot and do little about the problem due to "human rights issues" etc. ... Make examples of them, we would applaud it too, these people need to understand the meaning of respect. Better to do that than attempt the impossible and try to ban Brits. European law would not allow that in the first place.
>>687310809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1adCM3pjT3V
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uu6tyRJfU8
You know nothing, Jon Snow
>>687311029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RkmKu7GKOI
>2014
>not doing big cums
>>687311110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a9LMTcXUSC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18S0a10J3PU
>>687309316
nice voice
>>687312222
do it more like a chant
>>687311704
It's the British way,when we go on holidays abroad we do whatever the fuck we want because your country doesn't matter to us.
>>687312222
NOICE QUADS MELIA
>>687311246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pTXIKVRFll
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IdOL8Da1F0
>>687312145
Thank you so much
>>687311330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxF2p66LOe
>>687309316
"Brits get out of Ireland! Up the RA!"
Oi ya cheeky fuck ill bash your fuckin head in I swear on me mum.
>>687311349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N8Xv9pEkNF
>>687311481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EHa4W8JF12
>>687311607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xxTBUuYDqg
>>687311641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZcORZ3tFEY
>>687311704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mwUquIrHK6
>>687312498
>>687311641
>This entire discussion is a mute point
Moot point you huge gaylord.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00XMwI5eo1E
>>687311706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VZ0G2rPzxB
>>687311706
"Please, fill my mouth with your cum, master"
>>687311818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16OGz2kRl9O
>>687311911
good one ben nice one good joke ha haaa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PndQWqfF8g
>>687313679
Say "Everything they've built will fall, and from the ashes of their world we will build a better one"
>>687313679
I love you, mate. tell me a joke pls
>>687311919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hrL49xwfgB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KUyUPFqZYO
>>687311943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dzLHdWaJRK
>>687314068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PbAEEWM7e7
rowing up, I was encouraged by several friends to use the nickname Immy because it was less identifiably Muslim. I was told that on a professional level it would serve me to be ambiguous about my background, especially in emails, because judgments might be made about me. While I largely resisted this advice, many friends did change their names for exactly this reason. There’s Ozzy, whose real name is Oussama; Youcef, who became Joe; and Islam, who likes his name and is known as such by his family and friends but uses his middle name, which is less identifiably Muslim, in a professional environment.
We are all ambitious young people with diverse backgrounds, personalities and experiences, and being Muslim is part of that. But none of us want to be defined solely by our religion.That’s partly because what it means to be Muslim for us isn’t the same as what it means for a lot of other people. Our generation has grown up in the shadow of 9/11. We have no recollection of the time before, when barely any non-Muslims cared what religion we were.
>>687312043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JCj2lFFuZ1
i only messe dup once ok
In a country where less than 5% of the population identifies as Muslim, most people are unlikely to have close contact with this religion. Instead, their views are shaped by what they read or hear in the media. But this skewed narrative merely creates a growing divide that doesn’t need to exist.
Something has to change, for if we do nothing to improve the worrying way in which Muslims are spoken about, the future is going to be more and more uncomfortable for all of us, with more division, more suspicion, more hate.
Even if we all altered our names to make people feel more comfortable, that wouldn’t change the basic fact that Muslims are part of Britain and part of British history – and we aren’t going anywhere any time soon.
>>687314527
not ok, end your life, cut off your tongue
>>687312212
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10gEQuYACZt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04yNQpX3SFV
Yes, a mental white trash fat chick too. It was awesome and I'd fuck her any day again
But now she has a kid with this degenerate douche so I stay away. It's worth a greentext
part 1
>Be me 15 years old
>friend tells me about this awkward chick who won't leave him alone. Let's call her mentalboobs
>I've heard of her. Major weirdo major white trash
>Both her parents were druggies and she stayed with her half sister or whatever it was in a small 1 bedroom apartment most of the time
>desperate for attention, real dad issues girl
>be me 18 years old, mentalboobs is long forgotten
>She messages me out of the blue just saying 'hi'
>wtf whats the catch
>decide I want a blowjob and it'll be easy enough, play it subtle, pretend I don't know anything about her
>She is super fucking awkward and I have to constantly put on a poker face while waiting for that dicksucc
>one day she has a mental breakdown on facebook. writing in all caps that she loves sex and it's nothing weird with it and shit
>She writes to me and tells me about this other guy who tried to pay her for sex
>tell her I agree with her facebook post and tell her she isn't weird (I didn't agree with it) and confess that I had had fantasies about it
>She is for some reason 'touched' by this confession and she thanks me for being so honest and coming clean
>straight up ask her if she would be okay with having sex
>she says yes. Tells me her sister is going to a friend the next day and she will have apartment for herself
>go there. Have a cigarette and awkward conversation for 5 minutes.
>go inside, ask if she wants to go to bed
>bang her
And trust me she has had aloooot of dick before, she definitely knew what she was doing.
Best blowjob
Best fuck
Biggest boobs I have buried my face in
Agreed to everything I wanted in bed
And remember that she was 15 when I was 18 (fuck yeah Sweden legal age)
>>687314655
Rose Leslie confirmed
>>687312367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X4yr0Qoe5W
>>687312462
thanks, man
>>687312548
oh shit wadup
thanks man
v proyd moment for me
>>687312480
alright
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VLhbQewgXd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09AI0yQA9sg
that more like it?
>>687312953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G1Ni9G73Yj
>>687313029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZQ7YkRTwfF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ACJeDswihG
>>687313738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZqKbgk3gqq - to compose myself
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m7fk5qH9Fw
>>687314024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AVHq58KPyx
>>687315701
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00XMwI5eo1E
oh wait my bad
>>687315592
Made me diamonds, ty OP!
>>687310243
Dis lil wayne's new single
>>687314378
this made me more aroused than amused, do I get another one?
"Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again"
>>687315701
>>687315807
Nope, still good :)
3D sucks 2D 4 lyf
"I am in Great Britain today because I believe that the silent indifference with which she has received the charge that human beings are burned alive in Christian Anglo-Saxon communities is born of ignorance of the true situation. America cannot and will not ignore the voice of a nation that is her superior in civilization."
In 1893, journalist and early civil rights pioneer Ida B. Wells crossed the Atlantic for the first time to deliver that sobering message to Great Britain. She had hoped to sway public opinion about the racial violence that plagued the U.S. The lynching of black men and women seemed to have become a sport among Southern white mobs — reaching a peak of 161 deaths in 1892.
That included the hanging of three black businessmen, one a close friend of Wells, during that year in her former home of Memphis, Tenn. She called for blacks to leave the city "which will neither protect our lives and property." More than 6,000 black residents left, and many others boycotted white businesses; Wells was exiled.
But the Memphis murders sparked the beginning of Wells' anti-lynching crusade. Combing through statistics and interviewing eyewitnesses, she conducted the first in-depth investigation into the real reasons behind the lynching of these black men — and many others who were mostly accused of allegedly raping a white woman. She wrote about her tragic findings in a column for the New York Age newspaper and forged the modern-day civil rights movement.
"Wells was one of those driven people, who never looked to the left or to the right. If something needed to be said or done, she just goes and does it," said Paula Giddings, the Elizabeth A. Woodson 1922 Professor in Afro-American Studies at Smith College, in an interview with The Root. "She doesn't worry about the consequences."
>>687314494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DFoOoDuG6C
i fucked up man
>>687314617
nah you're alright, mate.
>>687316186
your whole life is one big fuck-up
>>687314535
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEtZEKRvad
im talking about the randomest shit rn
Please, OP, try and do this as best as you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCjJM2oo3EU
Here's the script.
"Memories can be vile. Repulsive little brutes, like children I suppose. But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can't face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We aren't contractually tied down to rationality. There is no sanity clause. So when you find yourself locked down in an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember: There's always madness. You can just step outside and close the door, and all those dreadful things that happened, you can lock them away. Madness... is an emergency exit.
>>687314758
to be honest with you, I odn't know hwo that is. I also don't watch GoT.
I know, I know,
crucify me.
>>687314737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LwMc3DBvJy
>>687315809
kek alright
sorry it was shit tbh
>>687316582
Don't worry, we're cool.
Anyway, she's this cute little thing, her character is the one that always says "You know nothing, Jon Snow" and your voices are pretty close.
You should watch the show, it's a good one. :)
>>687315827
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1esnMdQ5MnE
its an honor to be a part of mr. waynes single
>>687315939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MLZpXHDl8C
>>687315969
oh, i'm glad c:
Pink women lying gracelessly on deckchairs, stubbly hairs beginning to show on their legs because they still haven’t learned the art of waxing or epilating, faces pale and blotchy because every other day of the year they smother it in make-up.
And even when the British do soak up some proper sun, no full-bred Brit can master the tan as a Spaniard or Italian does. In fact, most fail completely.
Especially the women! Omg so ghastly , geasy hair, pasty skin, corroded teeth , 50 lbs overweight...its no wonder so many English men travel to Asia to find a nice gal.and then those english women who can not find a man travel go Africa to mate with those stinky dumb violent apes
>>687316122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YVwp7soAza
>>687315899
Have a snip-it from an audio-book i did recently.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wH9Ov47VHl
>>687317396
come one voice slut, no slacking!
But why is it? Why are we so ugly compared to our European counterparts?
There’s no doubt that the climate plays a big role. Because of the shitty weather Britain has most of the year, we rarely manage to achieve that sun-kissed look.
Instead, we leave our pasty limbs covered (except on nights out, when girls lather on the fake tan and hide nothing despite the freezing temperatures).
The lack of tropical climate here also means that we simply haven’t mastered the art of looking good in hot weather.
Rarely do women walk out in a bikini in the UK, so it’s only when it comes to being on holiday that we realise how out of shape we’ve been since Christmas.
And yet, when it comes to holiday outfits we can’t seem to resist baring as much flesh as possible. While the local chicks look goddess-like in flowing, modest garments, British babes treat their hol like a competition to see who can have the most skin on show.
Meanwhile men get overexcited and whack on the tank tops and short shorts, failing to realise that continental Europeans wouldn’t be seen dead in that neon number, and that those above-the-knee shorts only accentuate their bony knees and off-white goat-like ankles.
The butters-ness is also down to the British way of living. A fatty, high-alcohol diet, an excessive work ethic, and a general lack of respect for our physical condition all amount to a pretty ugly sight.
The employed work like dogs while the unemployed sit like logs, and in both cases the traditional concept of proper mealtimes has gone out of the window.
>>687316179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aG56eTAXFL
>>687316284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HjyhoN5nWq
>>687317491
ohh my, I get off to meditation instructions on youtube and ASMR videos, do you do that too? I would subscribe immediately
"think that the girl in the vocaroos is different to the poster posting them"
>>687316500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ihFpkdho0x
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s0ll1kkbN1
this sit quality mic is killing me
i hope i did okay
>>687309316
i shall relish in the fact that these ameri-fags will never get laid simply by using the sound of their own voice
>>687317160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HUdoYq7g45
White men are accustomed to the appearance of white women at all stages of their lives. We're acutely aware of the physical decline that accompanies the passing years. We're also aware of the usual ranges of body proportions, shapes, and colors. So there's no mystery, no exotic appeal. There's only the endless parade of jew mongrels in the media that never look like they belong to any particular European ethnic group, yet are always "more beautiful" than anyone else.
East Asians are a promise never fulfilled. To white men, flat yellow females seem younger than their actual ages -- even childlike -- and the subcutaneous fat reduces facial creases until they're into middle age. But they never fill out without turning into rollie pollies. Meanwhile, yellow males easily detect the true age of yellow females and avoid the unmarried ones over 25 or so. White women are said to age badly, but yellows crash and burn.
There's nothing to recommend in blacks, or part-blacks in MENA, South Asia, and Latin America. Few of those females deliver the whole package; it's always a satisfyingly protruding proportion here and a pleasing shape there, but disappointing elsewhere. Part-blacks are a compromise in much the same way as Eurasian mutts.
In all fairness to the original post, Brits have a bit more of a muzzle on them than, say, Nords. If you prefer a flatter face, you'll prefer German blondes to Irish brunettes. The trade-off, though, is that creases seem deeper and facial fat shows more on flatter faces.
After seeing all the foreign students about, I have to wonder why Britain is so ugly. The British girls are broader, shorter, no waist, and have horribly short legs. The men are not much better as some show clear evidence that the Neanderthal man is still with us.
Why is this the case though?
Why is the average British figure so horrific and naturally unattractive. (Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder but there is a science behind it).
Is is because Britain is insular and has never seen large numbers of migrants moving into the UK resulting in a limited gene pool. To add to this, many peoples family tree are restricted to one county, again, limiting any genetic variations.
>>687317457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ad8x3Ib6L5
>>687318201
That's actually pretty good.
>>687318623
Seriously, the average British person is usually uglier than the average person in, say, Sweden. Surely there are A LOT of attractive people, but we're talking about average people and mathematics. Saying that you know attractive people or posting a pic of a model and the like doesn't deny the fact. Posting a pic of Rooney isn't a strong argument either.
I'm not British and I don't consider myself attractive. So, please, don't misunderstand me. I'm noy saying all Brits are ugly. I'm not saying Brits are the ugliest in the world either. Take it easy.
>>687318347
4chan is already full of dickheads, I don't see the point in joining the flock.
>>687317916
Its hard to get any exposure on youtube,I have uploaded a couple poems before. Its minly just a place for me to mess around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwQ0tqY7J28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe-dyt9vpKc
This last one is a joke I made to piss off a friend and its very very nsfw
>>687317519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kbcjBIjSzs
airgh i'm sorry for interrupting, but this article hust speaks to me
i'll do it again if you want
>>687318174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LBa4pASe8S
>>687318242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hf1DUm1omy
I got a request: do the dirtiest, sluttiest improv you can. Throw in there some moans if you can.
>>687318399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13A2P7XT0zk
honestly dont even know what im reading rn
>>687319067
ok, liked, subed and all that, I hope you do more of that relaxing shit in the future, there are lonely fucks like me who need it
>>687319818
the truth you stupid pale cunt, the truth!
>>687318526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IiK3ojnAnH
>>687318664
huh, thanks man, I tried.
"Oh my god, Javaris Lamar Javarison Lamar, your dick is as big as my arm! I don't think I'll be able to take it all in my asshole! W-wait.. w-what are you... OH FUCK FUCK FUCK"
>>687309316
Get down, down on the ground!
The bus is coming in front.
>>687318901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f2a0J8feq9
>>687319057
I can hear your fedora tipping from here.
You're a sweet anon tho
>>687320174
and failed
>>687319529
Moans I can do but I dunno what else I can do sooo
here's a bunch of whatever
please try not to cringe/laugh
(or, if you do, just don't tell me)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XfSDMuMM1L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MOTSAdtjIy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q2OhpwRQeN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FdPE0OxMnG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gsFQDTT4ge
this was fun to do, but I was kinda bad tbh
>>687320087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I6QxyLc5Uc
K,K,K, I'm, Sicker than your average nigger killer.
TWist niggers heads off Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers. Chicken wing eating players. Triple K hooligans, like moonman. Dead right, if they head right. Fucking your mom every night. Moonman been smooth since days of killing jews. Never lose, never choose to.
>>687320180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12mMKYNTMgp
>>687320310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QmLA31GAQy
>>687321490
YESSS
>>687320560
oh well
>>687321905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05goFxA4HVj
>>687321828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IcDCthSATX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZCwVjVbagc
>>687321490
You are the MVP, femanon.
That said, I did cringe, laugh and boner at the same time. It was the weirdest thing.
>>687322017
That you, Nacho?
>>687322475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j5umfOeXL0
>>687322406
Fuck, anon, made me a fag for a second. That's one deep voice.
>>687322410
Kek, thanks op.
>>687322713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BXHNAzpDCv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WWfEB660MO
>>687322629
You told me not to tell you because you actually wanted me to tell you.
Stop acting shy, you just moaned on vocaroo and posted it on /b/.
>>687322898
s'alright, anytime mate.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01UJIPzkxjT
>>687323126
Oh, fuck, don't stop, this is so relaxing. I'm gonna find some quotes for you, hang in there.
>>687323192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pMMMvcmp43
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09rZ2JMRTpz
>>687323187
It ain't dying, bitch. Don't you dare quit.
>>687323390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GKlD7TbQ4V
>>687323321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PGuvkzLEGw
>>687323541
You are cute, just not a conving shy one.
Thx for the extra moans tho.
>>687323578
alright, alright, sorry, jeez. What else is there left to say though?
>>687323708
Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
>>687323903
Nah, man, thanks though.
I tried my best, that's what counts kek, sorry it wasn't convincing enough for you.
I guess I just wasn't in the mood, I can be pretty submissive at times.
but yea yw man
>>687323933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NnzdxhJMoj
>>687309316
eee by eck lass
I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp, not a simp
Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp
We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning
Fuck niggas make me sick with all that pinching and bargaining
You say that you a boss, I ain't believing that shit
You got the funny Geneva watch, with the Ferrari kit
Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us
I got the red promethazine, thick orange, and yellow tuss
Hydrocodone on the hands-free phone
The '84 Brougham on them blades, twenty-inch chrome
If you got sixteen, you can get a bizzerd
I'm choking on that doja sweet and sipping on that sizzurp
>>687324196
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NnzdxhJMoj
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zqTv9CfMG5
shit i just realised who you are
is it jaye rose the failed alcoholic pornstar with one eye?
>>687324290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EqkM2DO4uX
>>687323933
I don't know actually, it's just that I'm getting addicted to your voice. Here, this should buy us some time:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
>>687324184
Well, I wanna hear that. Convince me.
>>687324331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DXil0Lxnfs
>>687324196
Top kek
>>687324166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fea6B8UKDh
>>687324587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GdZZOTvoT6
what the fuck no
My name was mentioned earlier in the thread, though.
OP is not of homosexual disposition, nor does he wish for the long gentalia of a black man or a woman who has male gentalia. He also does not shit post and he is a very fun loving man. He is not a fat autistic americunt at all and all the women want OP.
>>687321828
>>687322410
Here's a little something i whipped up with your voice, OP.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09hTYNK00y4
Hope you like.
>>687325064
I missed that. Where (or what) is it again?
>>687324800
top kek ahahahaha
you said the last verse right nigga, im proud of you motherfucker, now do the second part:
Niggas scared to flaunt it, some niggas, they want it, want it
Some niggas, they joning, joning, but I be fucked up up on it
We're with the Mafia 6, and we ain't 'bout that bullshit
If we gon' get high, we gon' get high, and we gon' house a bitch
Two niggas all at the mouth, two niggas all at the ass
And plus, that syrup have a nigga dick hard all night and she cool with that
She popped her a pill of X, and drank on some orange juice
And just when you thought she was freaking, she done got super loose
Niggas come in by threes and deuces, all in circles like duck-duck-goose
All that want it can bone it, she on that X and that tootie fruit
Forty dollars for just one ounce ounce, plus
Tussionex is how it's pronounced
Niggas sipping and dipping and tripping, man, I'm 'bout all out
>>687324662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JY1cwv2MWU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ScBvRY0R1C
>>687324795
I'm not in the mood (as in I'm not horny) but I might be later so I'll come back to this...
>>687325047
That was great, man. Pick one of your favourite monologues now, would ya?
>>687325588
Looking forward to it. This was a good thread, thx OP.
>>687325124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xgaZ0YOt46
>>687325218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AH63YVnyN8
>>687325218
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09hTYNK00y4
holy shit this is the happiest day of my life no way
anon youre the best holy fuck wow
i suck
i ruine dthat song
but still
wow asf
>>687325882
YES
Twas an honor
>>687325330
I'm not telling you, that's cheating!
I'll give you a hint though: I got quads.
>>687325997
Thanks OP
what part of the country are you from? sometimes it sounds like you're northern then you do a telephone voice
Can u say the word literally?
I love how Britt's say it ^^
>>687309316
Say: Hahaha I bet you thought i was a guy all this time! But i am not! ayy lmao
My eyes have seen the glory of the tramplin at the zoo
We washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrals too
We're taking down the zog machine
jew by jew by jew
The white man marches on
>>687325818
Welp, this made me fucking kek
ty op ty
>>687325347
Aw, thanks man. I'll do my best c:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tb29xaPlZ0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kaqMo8KAIw
>>687326137
Oh, c'mon. I feel like we bonded in this thread.
Is it Melia? Wendy?
>>687325785
s'alright, mate.
I'll do a moan/crude talk thread one day. It's on my bucket list.
>>687325606
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fea6B8UKDh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vWF3eGYiSe
say: "Mom, grab the toaster! There's peanut butter in my ears again!"
>>687326246
anytime fam
>>687326253
>>687326253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dTcpymVXW0
>>687326735
What kind of movies do you watch, mate?
>>687326545
Now the juicy c part, its fun to hear a wimpy white girl sing a nigga song
People always asking me, is the Three 6 high on that?
Rolling on them X pills, stuttering, pup-pup powder packs
Woah-wuh where the weed at, ain't like that we need that
NyQuil will slow me down, something that keep me easy
Nothing like that yella yella, that'll have you itching, man
Talking like, what's up, fool? Vocal chords sounding lame
In my days, all we did was chief out on a quarter pound
Gone on coke, eyes all bucked, this here shit'll knock you down
Knock you out, make you fall asleep when you're on them wheels
Ain't no doubt, hit me when I beep for this refill
Once again, on my weekly high, gotta have that drank
Yeah, my nig, y'ain't know? I feel like I'm gonna fucking faint
>>687326358
>>687326358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hed2RuUXRk
>>687326443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pqmHp6FGeT
"making custom hot wheels is so manly it just makes me so wet"
>>687326469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01cfY24wTzx
>>687325459
Here, I got another idea. Chose a sentence and try as many accents you can do.
Got damn, I'm glad ya'll set it off.
Used to be hard, now you're just wet and soft.
First you was down with the AK,
and now I see you on a video with Michel'le?
Lookin' like straight bozos.
I saw it comin', that's why I went solo.
And kept on stompin',
when ya'll mothafuckers moved straight outta Compton.
Livin' with the whites, one big house,
and not another nigga in site.
I started off with too much cargo,
dropped four niggas now I'm makin' all the dough.
White man just rulin'.
The Niggas With Attitudes -- who ya foolin'?
Ya'll niggas just phony,
I put that on my mama and my dead homeys.
Yella Boy's on your team, so you're losin';
Ay yo Dre, stick to producin'.
Callin' me Arnold, but you Been-a-dick;
Eazy E saw your ass and went in it quick.
You got jealous when I got my own company,
but I'm a man, and ain't nobody helpin' me.
Tryin' to sound like Amerikkka's Most,
you could yell all day but you don't come close.
Cuz you know I'm the one that flown,
ya done run 100 miles, but you still got one to go.
With the L-E-N-C-H M-O-B, and ya'll disgrace the C-P-T.
Cuz you're gettin' fucked out your green by a white boy,
with no vaseline...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Don't let your memes stay dreams.
>>687327619
das muh gurl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw
>>687327097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NL1Uo0hc2Y
>>687326530
you're welcome haha
>>687326573
It's one of those. Both are short for something else but one is a boy from the /b Whatsapp group chat.
unrealted sidenote: these captchca's are killing me e
>>687328260
That Mickey Mouse tho.
You'll love David Fincher then. Can you tell Kevin Spacey's monologue from the ending of Se7en?
>>687326759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cV6C5zjyiC
tfw my mum actually walked in like "wjat's up?!!" lmao bless her
>>687328717
...I wanna be part of that group...
Yeah, they're pretty fucking annoying.
>>687328717
>one is a boy from the /b Whatsapp group chat.
oh dear... this place really is pure cancer these days. do you shout out memes to people in the streets?
>>687309316
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
(Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
Oh, no, no you can't disguise
(You can't disguise, no you can't disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
>>687327174
You got wimpy white girl right, holy shit don't even know half these words
also I wouldn't call that singing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qvtUOBJhIe
>>687327566
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1srnMDRNmi9
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone.
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling in the sky the message He is Dead,
Put crêpe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever, I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun.
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
>>687328745
>Kevin Spacey's monologue
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IMhVj8kqav
>>687327640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0exF04nbkjm
I'm sorry,mate, I really can't do accents for the life of me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DHIbkQTSog
I'm just embarassing myself.
"I'm sorry, honey, I'm on my period, all I can do is suck your dick. *gag noises*"
>>687309316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bzzKZU0Z1K
>>687329273
heheehe okay, the last part is boring, so i will ask you to do the intro, wich is just talking, and will put the link of the song in the end for you to know what the hell were you "singing" anyway
You ol' pussy-ass, cake-ass, punk-ass, trick-ass, sucker-ass,
Fuck-ass, dick-in-the-booty-ass, K-Y Jelly-packing-ass nigga
You better get your bitch ass up off the street, nigga
You got five seconds to get your hating ass up outta here (Pouring up and showing up, bitch)
'Cause it's some trill-ass niggas in this motherfucker
Yeah, nigga, y'all know the motherfucking sco', y'all non-snorters, non-smokers, non-sippers,
Get the fuck up out of here, bitch
Nigga, it's some sipping-ass, pouring up-ass, smoking-ass, getting high-ass niggas in here,
Three 6, UGK, nigga, we putting it down in this motherfucker
And we ain't playing wit'chu, y'all know the motherfucking sco', homie
Now pour it up, nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YVvMfXXG7E
>>687327765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wCjSj2VL6k
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f5gnioORZl
>>687330022
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DHIbkQTSog
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kZQoZw9wqR
>>687329970
You sound like a pro. Are you an actual voice actor?
>>687330251
well at least you didn't say "i'm not gonna lie", fag.
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>687330512
lenchmob is a record company btw but thanks
>>687330655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y4GQyOfGhm
>>687330022
You tried, that's good enough for me
>>687327952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dSC4bOupPd
>>687330896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V4QOdTK0Kb
>>687327640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EjIr1JnBvN
>>687328041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RZTgt5rkx9
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
>>687328146
oh, so that's what it is.
Well, glad you liked it.
>>687330512
oh yeah since you dont seem to know what you're singing it was this.
>>687330984
Thank you. I enjoyed that
>>687329578
ty fam
>>687331432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoNQ8oJ9xaQ
ahem forgot the link...
>>687331147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vzBuGHx8Bt
>>687330634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NtPjqYskfc
>>687330741
OP, are you gonna do mine?
>>687331634
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NtPjqYskfc
you sound like james lance
Dearest, I feel certain I am going mad again. I feel we can't go through another of these terrible times again and I shan't recover this time. I begin to hear voices and can't concentrate. So I'm doing what seems to be the best thing to do. You have given me the greatest possible happiness. You have been in every way all that anyone could be. I know that I'm spoiling your life and without me you could work, and you will, I know. You see, I can't even write this properly. What I want to say is that I owe all the happiness of my life to you. You have been entirely patient with me. And incredibly good. Everything is gone from me but the certainty of your goodness. I can't go on spoiling your life any longer. I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been.
This is one of my favourite bits.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>687331597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WHgIDMcv5p
>>687328950
I'll ask the admins, they don't like me much lately though since I stopped posting tits about a week ago.
&they're actually making me butthurt so like
its getting bad
kill me
>>687329015
yeah i know, it's getting bad man.
you should just euthanise us now before its too late
>>687331634
That's a career I'd seek if I were you
>>687329120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CEaWAMswTF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VCKsx0vMy1
>>687332098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11iiWlGJ45V
>>687332306
you got it in the end, thank you
>>687331903
>james lance
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A2Fpieuz7W
>>687329810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uiwhhqfx9b
>>687330741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e7BCAyF2sF
>>687332116
Thore are tits someone posted earlier on this thread?
Anyway, don't push them, yet it feels even harder letting you go now that I know that you even send pics beside being actually a cool person.
>>687330245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mNvs3G2GNs
YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>687330313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1onHByDzZpi
:')
dumb cow doesnt know how to gag herself
The reason I go into ylyl's is to post banana's
>>687330313
This is the niggaest shit I've ever heard.
Holy shit, teach me.
>>687330655
I'm feeling the shade like obvs I'm the inferior one, we all know this, no need to be so bitter about it , man.
>>687331147
kek
When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub
>>687310752
Thats fucking hot
>>687330741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aFNTDHlSKY
>>687330847
ohhh
now i look like a total prick
ta, man
my baaaddd
>>687332718
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cktCpWrLgv
Say "Ravioli Ravioli, Plow me in my assholey"
>>687330900
Thanks, man, sorry I totally suck
>>687309316
atention whore
tell us how much you love big black nigger cock
>>687334078
god you're disgusting
>>687333218
thx lass
>>687333464
i found this group here on a 4can thread about sippin syrup, we were talking about codeine high n shit and a guy said this song is the anthem of sippin syrup, and this group is pretty nigga, all members from it, pimp c was pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L95Bw20S1ck
>>687331236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aA2gr1FfAl
>>687331432
Yeah, been listening to it & now it's stuck in my head.
Godamn hip hop being so damn catchy
>>687331471
S'alright, man, glad I could be of service.
>>687335022
watch "straight outta compton" as well, the directors cut