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Sup /b/ this faggot is sending dick pics to my girlfriend after being told numerous times she has a boyfriend. Also his name is "Anime Lust" so you'd be doing the world and I a favor if you fucked with this guy. Kik: JockerBlood pic related it's the messages he's sent her do your worst
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Nypa
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>>687246410
wut
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Not your personal army newfag kill tourself lirk more
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>>687248550
kek
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>>687248550 >>687248714

I thought b would have some fun with this guy
if you wanna be a whiny fuck go to reddit
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>>687246327
If your GF didn't want them, she'd block him. Since she hasn't done that then she's totally cool with getting them from the guy.
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>>687248847

Go fuck yourself cunt.
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>>687246327
NYPA, cucklord
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>>687248945
lol no ty why are you still here
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>>687248847
Fuck off faggot. Man up and deal with this shit on your own. Maybe your gf should leave you for that guy because at least he has balls you fucking pussy.
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>>687249233
Deal with it on my own? this isn't my method of dealing with it. If you weren't autistic you would have seen that I literally just said that I posted this so /b could have fun with him. Once again, if you don't care so much, stop being a whiny bitch, and abandon thread
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>>687248869
This. It's pretty obvious OP.
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>>687249523
>being this mad
Sure thing you pathetic cuck.
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>>687249523
>>I posted this so /b could have fun with him
You're the one being cucked by this guy, that's more fun for us to think about than thinking about 'helping' you since you're too much of a cuck to do anything about it yourself.
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>>687249849
>>687249852
For one thing i'm not mad, just annoyed. Secondly I don't need any help. I told her to block him, and she did. If you don't wanna fuck with this guy then leave the thread and go into a loli one where you belong.
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>>687246327
Go you need to man up OP. If your scrawny and wimpy I hope you are rich because you need to go buy some friends who will ruin Tatman Thundercock's day day.
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>>687250194
I couldn't care less about him. What the fuck have I been saying this whole time?
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>>687250085
>not mad
Good one. Kill yourself.
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>>687248869
>this
He is blowing ropes up in your gf, you fucking cuck
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>>687246327
Are you mad that his dick is bigger than yours?
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Somebody post the girlfriend's kik
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>>687250085
You're the one trying to convince us you aren't made when you're the one who posted the info in the first place. You only post stuff like that when you're butthurt, so we all know you're butthurt. And of course she told you she blocked him. Protip: She didn't really block him. She told him to send her pics later.
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>>687250494
Then what do you recommend I do?
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I hope someone screencaps this thread and sends it to him. Hopefully he kicks your ass then fucks her in front of you while you bleed and cry
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>>687250729
Enjoy taking care of his kid
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>>687250714
Even if I admitted I was mad, how would that benefit you in any way shape or form?
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>>687246327
fuck off you fucking cunt, grow some fucking balls, NYPA
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>>687250085
Post more screens.
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>>687250729
Leave her or sit and watch him fuck her from the corner while you jerk off and start a cuck thread like a faggot.
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>>687250729
Kill yourself
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>>687250974
for what reason? it's not like you're going to help.
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How much of a wimp do you have to be to get cucked by a guy called Anime lust?
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>>687248550
>>687248714
>>687248869
>>687249233
>>687250085
>>687250636
>>687250714
>>687251181
>>687250766
all these newfags need to take a shower with Hitler of some shit. Fucken 9gag, reddit, tumblr, fuckfaces here.
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>>687251231
You sound upset, OP.
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TRIP
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>>687251231
Sweet mee mee, faggot. Super edgy
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OP here I know you guys don't give a shit and want me to kill myself but unless anyone has any ideas on how to get revenge on this guy (not because i'm mad because it'd be funny) please give me recommendations. Also >>687251355
that's not me lmao
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Post more if the convo
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>>687251499
Why exactly?
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>>687251582
Because we want to point out more evidence that your gf os fucking him
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>>687251677
She doesn't know this guy he isn't from our area, he's just a kik dick bandit.
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>>687246327
lets go around posting this message "New Young Teen Kik : JockerBlood " and just put the kick up with photoshopeed image
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>>687251477
Perhaps you should stop LMAOing and start concentrating on how to out-alpha this person before its too late
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All these beta cucks not helping this faggot out. You should all kill yourselves you fat disgusting weeaboo's!
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>>687251477

God this fucking fgt is mad.
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>>687251841
>>687251829
That sounds interesting

>>687251979
yeah i'm furious
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>>687251909
op's really mad now
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I just sent him a message telling him about this thread.
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>>687252192
bet this guy's from reddit.
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>>687246327
ok op i just sent him a message in he gave me your gf number. i heard she like's big cocks is that true?
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>>687252263
congrats?
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Nobody cares. Stop samefagging
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>>687252380
nice bait
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>>687250729

tell her to block him... and if she doesn't then break up with her, get some self-respect. And if you live near the dude, go fuck him up
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>>687252535
She said she did but i'll check her phone to make sure. Thanks anon you're the only one here that's not a prick
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>>687246327
get the fuck off 4chan, you massive faggot
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>>687252673
Good thing, because obviously if she didn't she obviously likes it.

Shit like this pisses me off, good luck fellow anon.
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>>687246327
/b/ isnt your personal army, faggot go beat him up or some shit.
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find your local backpage and craigslist, post him as a gay guy looking for fun, use his pics and number.
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holy shit. fuck off with this nypa shit you pussies. if you honestly say this then you've probably been here for less that a year. lurk moar please
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>>687252873
we've established this already. Not asking for anyone to do that anymore.

>>687252935
I would but apparently he's 17
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>>687253051
>I would but apparently he's 17
So?

Also no he's not. No 17 year old has that many tats. He's probably some fucking pedo trying to get some jailbait pussy.
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>>687247771
>>687246327
>>687248847
NOT
YOUR
PERSONAL
ARMY
FAGGOT

>telling anyone to fuck off to reddit when that's clearly where your bitch ass came from

>hurr durr le epic /b/ros please roast this guy because I'm too much of a pussy to do it myself

You're a beta bitch newfag OP. Don't post again until you're 18 and have lurked for a few years first. Sage.
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>>687253051
Should have tried to find out his real name. Then track down his family and send pictures of his nudes while explaining the situation.
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>>687253199
>being this mad
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>>687251061
>I dont need any help!
>you're not going to help fuck you!

Top fucking kek OP you little beta faggot.
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>>687253044
...said the obvious newfag. Kill yourself.
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>>687253305
BINGO THATS WHAT I'LL TRY TO DO
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>>687250839
Because it's entertaining when fucking little faggots like you hear stories of the big bad /b/ and then come here and post stupid shit like this without lurking. It's funny to us. Fun, if you will.

This dude is trying to fuck your bitch and your only response is "pls block him honey, I'll post his kik on 4chan and my /b/ros will have some fun with him".

We are literally on that guys side, bitchboy.
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>>687253571
true. true. you showed me bud. grats on the first post btw
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>‏complains there are no good raids anymore
>‏says nypa even in fucking habbo raid threads
KYS, FAGGOTS
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>>687254044
You do realize that this was 40 minutes ago, right? Nobody gives a shit anymore except for you, lurking in this thread like a butt hurt child. Take your side with him, and shove it up your ass.
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>>687246327

We need your gf kik, name, phone number, and several photos.
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>>687254462
She's underage bro i'm a youngfag
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>>687254044

Also, so what if I'm gay??
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>>687253322
>>687254046
>obvious newfags trying to blend in

It's not working son.

>>687254316
Habbo raids have been dead for years retard.

This is literally a perfect example of NYPA. There is nothing morally or legally wrong going on, OP made no effort to rectify the situation himself, and he offered no incentive for others to help him. This is literally a "someone annoyed me and I'm too beta to even try and do something about it, help me out for nothing in return pls" thread.
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>>687254044
>We are literally on that guys side, bitchboy.
No we're not you fucking faggot. That guy is obviously a giant fucking faggot too.
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>>687254608
>‏congrats on having trouble processing information
Don't worry, we're all special.
Some more so than others.
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>>687254434
>says the literal underaged butthurt child who can't handle being told off like the fucking retard he is when he posts stupid shit on 4chan

Ayy lmao. Thread just keeps getting better.

>how NOT to start a thread on /b/
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>>687254608
Don't kid yourself. There's something morally wrong going on and anyone in a similar position as OP would be pissed off. But we're all selfish fucks so we won't get involved.
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>>687254750
Look at you anon, you can't even post properly you're so mad and retarded.

Apparently you can't read either because you either quoted the wrong person or can't speak english very well.
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>>687254608
I don't understand why everyone is so upset. Did I trigger you or something? Do you need some therapy?
>>687254753
Can't handle it? I'm still here, aren't I? That kind of disproves your point. And also, i'm well aware it's a bad thread, this was established years ago, but that still raises a point, why the fuck are you still here?
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>>687250085
Post pics of your gf
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>>687254682
So in a case of faggot who is trying to get laid vs faggot too beta to defend his pussy you're on the betas side?
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>>687255037
She's a minor. Not gonna do that.
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>‏>687254608
>‏something I'm pretty sure is sexual harassment
NYPA NYPA
HABBO RAIDS ARE DEAD IGNORE THE THREADS FROM THIS FUCKING WEEKEND
I'M A VIRGIN I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS I CAN RELATE TO THE GUY TRYING TO STEAL THE GIRL AND ACTING LIKE HE CAN'T READ BECAUSE APPARENTLY NEITHER CAN I!
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>>687254682
Im on that guy's side. He's already permanently outmanned OP & seems pretty chill and alpha. Plus his dick is bigger and better than OPs & OP is literally a cuck who dates whores
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>>687252364
Those old 4chaners can hack him I bet!
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>>687255055
Which one of the faggots is getting laid? OP.

Which one is a tattoo'd little degenerate nigger wannabe who is desperately trying to show women his dick on the internet? The faggot.

You must be some pathetic virgin who identifies with the pathetic struggle of the faggot trying to fuck someone elses girlfriend.
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>>687254608
>heavy breathing intensifies
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>>687255055
Alphas defend betas. But I can see why you wouldn't understand that.
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>>687246327
nypa faggot
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>>687255220
he has gauges though, might as well be a nigger.
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>>687254957
>Can't handle it? I'm still here, aren't I? That kind of disproves your point

Your bitchy angry "well fuck you guys then" responses are what tell me you can't handle being told off. If you had any experience on this site whatsoever you would have instantly realized you made a shitty thread and fucked off instead of throwing a hissyfit at those who told you it was shitty.

>why the fuck are you still here?

>pls leave stop bullying me

Kek. Why do people linger at the scene of a trainwreck?
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>>687246327
Just beat the shit out of that fucker
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>>687255355
true
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>>687255422
WINRAR
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>>687255220
Cool. You're on his side and doing what, exactly? Oh, that's right... nothing of value because that's all you're capable of. Nothing but another beta cuck pretending he's alpha. Become an hero.
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>>687255121
Don't have to be nudes
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>>687246327
Guys actually really hot
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>>687255121
You are so god damn beta, jesus.
She been fukin Tyronne, sorry.
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I can't tell who's more of a faggot
OP or the people claiming to be "Oldfags" getting mad at "newfags"
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>>687255253
I'm positive dude in the OP gets exponentially more pussy than OP himself. I would bet my house on it.

>>687255329
>Alphas defend betas

This isn't true at all. Not in the animal kingdom, and not in the male social hierarchy. It's just the opposite of true in every conceivable way. Nice try though you omega beta faggot.
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>>687255527
You must make threads here often
Also rolling
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>>687255393
You have to put words in my mouth just to win an argument? That's adorable. Keep lurking why don't you, have a cup of tea.
>>687255480

pic related
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>>687254957
>please respond
Kek
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>>687255639
I'd send dick pics to her too
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>>687255630
>not in the animal kingdom
it's fucking b what do you think you're tough because you're on big bad 4chan? spotted the 12 year old
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>>687255639
Meanwhile, at OP's house...
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>>687255459
>doing what, exactly

Getting OP and his sympathizers increasingly butthurt and thus turning a pathetic attempt of a thread into one with some entertainment value. You and OP are literally the type of guys who would stand there and do nothing if I grabbed your girls ass in front of you. You play out your little fantasies in your mind about how you would stop me or get revenge, but in reality it would just happen and the only thing that would stop me is your gf having the balls to object. You would do nothing, and it would eat away at you for days to come, so you would make a thread like this one.
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This is top fucking kek.

>OP starts thread
>looking for NYPA
>get's denied
>still replying to every post
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>>687255639
OP do you really think you deserve to date whores? Arent you better than this?
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>>687255630
>I'm positive dude in the OP gets exponentially more pussy than OP himself. I would bet my house on it.
Confirmed to identify with the hipster faggot. Hahahahaha you actually like some piece of shit with gauges and a million shit-tier tattoos. Holy fuck your life must suck.
>This isn't true at all. Not in the animal kingdom, and not in the male social hierarchy. It's just the opposite of true in every conceivable way. Nice try though you omega beta faggot.
Animal kingdom? Ahh you're one of those degenerate atheists who looks to animals for how you should live your life. No wonder you're a worthless human. But even in the animal kingdom alphas defend betas from rival tribes on a regular basis. They provide food and protection for their group. Humans elect leaders who they believe are moral and will protect them and provide prosperity to society. You obviously have autism since you are so laughably disconnected from reality.

Lucky for you there are alphas out there keeping your sad beta ass safe even though you don't realize it.
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>>687255937
A friend of mine got married to a Canadian and we were all out drinking and some guy started getting handsy with her and this Canadian cuck just sat and watched. It was ridiculous. I had to almost get in a fight with some stranger cuz he was to scared to stand up for his wife.
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Your girlfriend has kik.
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>>687255955
THIS.

I feel inclined to send a message to the Bull cucking OP about how OP is a whiny bitch and complains about his GF having the hots for the Bull's superior dick.
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>>687255832
How did you come to that conclusion based off of me posting scientific facts. Did you think I was referring to /b/ as the animal kingdom? Are you literally retarded? Where do you think the terms alpha male and beta male originated? Wolf packs, tribes of apes, the fucking animal kingdom you retard. The term was later adapted to human male social behavior because of the pack mentality of growing men. Defending the beta is not typical alpha behavior in any of these situations you complete and utter imbecile. Sit the fuck down and read the posts your responding to before spewing your mental diarrhea all over the place.
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>>687256188
POST IT!
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OP YOU CAN DO BETTER, YOU CAN BE BETTER, THIS WHORE THAT CUCKED YOU ISNT WORTH IT.
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>>687255121
Well, you're fucked then. Teenagers get wet as fuck for them tattooed badboys.
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>>687246327
can we get more pics of this stud OP?
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>>687255937
>You and OP are literally the type of guys who would stand there and do nothing if I grabbed your girls ass in front of you
You are the type of guy who talks about grabbing ass on the internet and never does it. You just sit around and spew fantasy every second of your existence because you're a repressed little faggot. That's why you sit there and project that onto me.

No one has grabbed my girls ass in front of me ever in my life. No one will grab my girls ass in front of me ever in my life. I don't need to think about the situation to know how I would react because it's called instinct.

But betas like you have to pretend to be badass so you feel a little bit better about being a single virgin loser.

No one is butthurt except for you. I already told OP exactly what he needs to do and now I'm just enjoying the flame war. What have you done other than sit there and spew your impotent rage? Go out and grab some ass since you're such a big shot. Oh wait you're just a weak little beta talking shit.
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>>687256443
Thanks anon i'm tired of arguing with these fuckboys i'll pull up a chair with you and watch the mayhem.
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>>687256411
>confirmed virgin robot who got trolled into believing the chad memes
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>>687252263
lol sending a mag to a guy who'd send Dick pics to your gf too.

ur such a good Lil betacuck
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>>687246327
NYPA fucking faggot ass American bitch. Kill yourself and your whole family for that matter
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>>687256717
lmao
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>>687256188
This. KEK.

Why does she need KIK? Bet the roastie whore has Tinder as well. And Grnder to talk to you, faggot.
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>>687255220
shut up dumbass wannabefagit as up
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>>687256716
>memes

Go outside kid. Theres stuff happening out there you wouldn't believe
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>>687247771
holy fuck check out the newfag lmfao
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KEK GOT OP'S GF'S KIK. REAL TARGET OF THIS THREAD AQUIRED BRI_CHEESE87 GOGOGOGOGO
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>>687256910
as you send one
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>>687256077
>you actually like some piece of shit with gauges and a million shit-tier tattoos

No, but girls do. Tons of young, impressionable girls who cling to fads and trends. Just like the faggot in the OP, and just like your girlfriend. Try again.

>Animal kingdom?

Yeah, you know. Where the whole alpha/beta thing came from? When that faggot said "Alphas defend betas" he can only be talking about one of two things. The behavior of animals, or the behavior of human males in their teens/twenties. Neither of those is true though, which is why I clarified that fact.

>defend betas from rival tribes on a regular basis

Lol no. Alphas have betas do everything for them and only act when absolutely necessary.

>They provide food and protection for their group

No, the gatherers and drones do that while the alpha sits on his rock.

>Humans elect leaders who they believe are moral and will protect them and provide prosperity to society

That's cool and all, but we are talking about social behaviors here, not politics. Politics aren't an alpha/beta system. The President isn't chosen by being the toughest motherfucker in the group.

>You obviously have autism since you are so laughably disconnected from reality.

This is hilarious coming from someone who is so impossibly confused by a simple post that he goes on a tangent about politics and the animal kingdom.

Alphas don't defend betas, not in any sense. Not in the human sense, not in the animal sense. None.
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>>687247771
New York Police Academy
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I wish I had Photoshop so OP could see that big glorious cock over his slutGF's face
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>>687256077
this
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>>687256885
lel'd.
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I have kik to message people who don't have free texting. I also use it to message people who use ipads at home. Oh and people who have iphones and can only send free text messages to other people with iphones(i don't have an iphone because I'm not a faggot).
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>>687256910
Nah I definitely believe that you live in a basement and have never talked to a woman due to fear of being cucked.
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>>687255315
>size of girlfriends vagina intensifies due to bigger and better cocks occupying it

grow a pair.
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>>687256443
this again.
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>>687256975
Muh nigguh!
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>>687256885
My friend in Oklahoma dating some girl, seems pretty serious he helps take care of her kids n shit. I guess she was travelling or something and I saw her on tinder. That boy getting cucked. That's why I don't even have a gf (that and I'm ugly)
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>>687256975
Hey guys, let's cuck OP even more!
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Op a faggot
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>>687256975
Good work anon.
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>>687256975
nigur swipe away those notification u cluttered,lazy autist
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>>687256975
KEK
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>>687256975
Ohhhhhh fudge. Op should have gotten out while he still could.
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just sent OP's girl pics of my big black cock, I heard somewhere that she likes big dicks
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>>687256975
>/b/: don't worry
>does not worry

topkek
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>>687255639
>put words in my mouth

I didn't though. If anything I toned down the intensity of your whiny bitching. You know it to be true kid. Should I highlight all your angry responses to the people who told you to fuck off? Because I thought my brief summary was enough but if you really need it put in perspective for you I will quote every single whiny post you made, just let me know if I need to.
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>>687246327
ill message him and link him this thread (already saved the webpage to a jpeg in case it 404) ill ask him for your gf's info and find you then link your info on this thread for the lulz.
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>>687257186
Is it legal to send teens dick pics if your face isn't in them?
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Nypa op, now you're gonna suffer
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>>687257155
Hah, where is OK? Got info on the slut?
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>>687250194
>Tatman Thundercock
My fucking sides
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>>687256975
you are literally doing the same fucking thing I did anon, how are you any better, making 4chan your army to attack my girlfriend? fuck you, she didn't do anything to you. Have anything to say you can talk to me you sack of fucking trash
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>>687257415
I do but why in the world would I ever fucking divulge personal info on this god forsaken cesspool?
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>>687257329
oh please do. this will not get you banned.
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Not bad OP. Not bad at all.
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>>687256443
>all that text for literally a "no u" response

Jesus dude, try a little harder. I would fuck your gf and you wouldnt do shit about it. Keep projecting and fantasizing though, I mean I already told you in my post that this is what you would do.
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OP we need a dick pic to compare you and him
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>>687257320
please dont. this autistic argument is already ruining a beautifully derailed threaf
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>>687256975
bump bump
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>>687257384
suffer? as if lhaha you got her kik all she has to do is make a new one retard. I don't know why you think you got me or some shit,
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>>687257570
Idc shes a minor. Id fuck the shit out of her.
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Sage
Sage
Sage
Sage
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>>687257471
but its funny and cool when he does it
just gay and annoying from you
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>>687246327
Just make fun of his little dick. Fuck, you're beta.
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>>687257527
bans? kek, you must be a new fag if you dont know how to get around them.
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>>687257523
Because the bitch deserves it.
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Looks like I picked the right week to stop drinking.
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>>687257471
I don't have anything to say to you, I just wanted to make you rage a little more so I can sit back and watch.
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>>687256991
>No, but girls do. Tons of young, impressionable girls who cling to fads and trends. Just like the faggot in the OP, and just like your girlfriend. Try again.
Trashy whores... so basically the only ones a faggot like you has a chance with.
>Yeah, you know. Where the whole alpha/beta thing came from? When that faggot said "Alphas defend betas" he can only be talking about one of two things. The behavior of animals, or the behavior of human males in their teens/twenties. Neither of those is true though, which is why I clarified that fact.
I was obviously referring to the human social construct of alphas and betas. Meaning men who lead and men who follow. If you think human and animal social behavior is identical then you're clearly rocking a double digit IQ... which would explain why you can identify with animals so much. I won't bother explaining further since it's obviously too complicated for you to understand.
>Lol no. Alphas have betas do everything for them and only act when absolutely necessary.
Hahahaha. Again, too complicated for you to comprehend. Holy shit this is gold though.
>No, the gatherers and drones do that while the alpha sits on his rock.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL HOLY SHIT IT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I READ MORE
>That's cool and all, but we are talking about social behaviors here, not politics. Politics aren't an alpha/beta system. The President isn't chosen by being the toughest motherfucker in the group.
Politics is a social behavior. Politics is alpha the epitome of alpha/beta. The fact that you have yet to realize is that humans stand apart from animals due to intellect. That's why our alphas are defined by more than being the biggest animal in society. There's a reason why the strong worked the coal mines while the intelligent built businesses and governments. There's a reason why the strong fought and died in wars while the intelligent told them where to die.

You must have been raised by a single mother.
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>>687257471
Sure. Whats your kik?
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The guy looks like someone's prison wife, I don't think you need to be concerned. Just send him a bunch of scat porn from your girlfriends phone
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>>687257740
if there was a way I could delete the thread I would. I already know the thread is cancer. This was established already.
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>>687257907
T-There's a delete button on the OP, OP...
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>>687257574
You literally just said "no u" in response to my post.

But you go ahead and keep fantasizing about fucking my girlfriend while I'm busy actually fucking her, beta.
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I messaged the kik. Hope I get a new gf out of this.
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>>687257471

>newfag tries to request personal army with no incentive or reason

>gets called out for his faggotry

>instead of leaving the thread and moving on with his lesson learned, he whines and cries to all the people telling him off

>provokes said people

>gets his GF kik exposed

>is now angry about it and continues to provoke people

Should've just abandoned the thread when you had the chance you underaged little fuckboi
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>>687258066
... why
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>>687258066
Shhhh if he hasnt even been here long enough to know that it's his own fault for tryna make us do dirty work.
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>>687258066
Why would you tell this newfag anything?
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>>687257626
yeah all we got is Brianna Maciel's kyk.

BRIANNA MACIEL
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>>687258122
this. but then, OP is always a faggot and won't learn, ever.
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>>687257471
Bro you should have left the thread after I told you to find his family and send them the pics.

But I'll help you get out of this one too. Just tell your girlfriend that the guy sending her dick pics leaked her kik on the internet. Then tell her to just delete kik. Problem solved.

You're welcome.
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>>687258271
I already did. Thank you, but what do I do about the last name shit?

>>687258235
What do you want from me?
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BRIANNA MACIEL SEEMS LIKE A WHORE'S NAME
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>>687258235
https://vine.co/v/ewbBDqvWA3a

She's on Vine
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https://www.instagram.com/boobles69/

https://twitter.com/boobles69


Sup OP
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>>687258235

Uh o

Can we please fuck OPZ life.
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>>687258122
kek, the good ol personal army switcheroo. these newfags run with their tails between their legs once they get countered trolled with the info they provide. never change forechin.
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>>687258451
>boobles69

Confirmed whore.
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Her name is boobles69? Definitely a whore.
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>>687258436
>I already did. Thank you, but what do I do about the last name shit?
It's all fine. Just blame it all on the dude and she'll turn to you for protection basically. She's going to be more nervous about other dudes approaching her after all this.

This thread is a lesson for how to make /b/ your personal army. You simply manipulate all the retarded betas who think they're alphas and use them for whatever you want.

Your thread has basically been a success and you shouldn't stress. You just have to play this right with your girlfriend now. You don't need to bother with the thread anymore.

They'll harass her for a few hours and then get bored and you'll be there with your arms open for your girlfriend to run into.
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THIS IS WHAT YOU GET OP. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TRY TO FUCK A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE INSECURE, BETA, WIMPY AND A FAGGOT
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>>687258484
Switcheroo? You retards have played into my hands.

I literally just trolled you retards into helping OP.
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Hello op
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>>687258436
I want you to learn OP.
And there are some lessons that have to be lived.
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>>687258674
Sounds good thank you. I did learn my lesson though.
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>>687258725
Oh well, tomorrows another day I guess.
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>>687258674
Dude, your post are getting screencapped. This won't hold up in court OP. And by court i mean your GF breaking up with you.
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heres the thread in a convenient jpg. just in case any hearty kekes are had.
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I'm a cuck.
My gf's snapchat is: fredilicious6 (it's open)

She just hates dick pic off the bat, but as you get to know each other!
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>>687257887
>Trashy whores

Like OPs girlfriend.

>I was obviously referring to the human social construct of alphas and betas.

Then you're even more out of touch with reality than I thought. Human Alphas are typically bigger jerks than their animal counterparts.

> too complicated for you to comprehend

Is that what you tell yourself when you make a blatantly false statement with zero truth behind it and someone corrects you? That they just didnt understand your statement? That's funny and all, but it doesn't really work here.

>LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

So just an extension of what I explained above? Cool.

>Politics is alpha the epitome of alpha/beta

No. This isn't true. Not in your broken attampt at english, not in any language is this true.

You keep bringing up humans and animals as if there's a comparison to be made when there isn't. There's an alpha beta construct with animals, and one with humans. They are not one in the same. They are 2 different social constructs between 2 different groups. And Alphas defending Betas doesn't happen in either.

>You must have been raised by a single mother

What? If this isn't psychological projection then nothing is..

4/10 anon, poor effort. If you can't refute something, maybe just ignore it instead of using the "lol omg can't believe im reading this" shit over and over. It's transparent as fuck and makes you look like a mental midget.
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>>687258743
That's not me.
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>>687258854
My sides.
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>>687258743
This is what happens when irresponsible parents don't ask the geek squad guy to put a few blocks on their 14 year old.
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>>687258743
oh no he's a child!
just kidding dont care
Can we name him?
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>>687258743
ruh roh
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>>687258096
Your post was literally a carbon copy of mine fluffed out and ad-libbed.

Go ahead and keep fantasizing about having a girlfriend while I'm busy fucking the girls you're too beta to go after, faggot.
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Well, I have no other reason to be here. Thanks for the emotion trip guys, it was fun. Not posting a thread like that again.
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>being this invested in someone else's life
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she gonna break up with you because your dumb. and cant internet proctect her
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https://www.instagram.com/keegiez/

Possibly OP
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>>687259012
I vote to name him "cuckboobs69"
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>>687257123
Your comment is... null and void faggot.

Because I'm a femanon... how's that breathing going?
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>>687258725
Helping how?
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>>687259071
IF YOU LEAVE SHE DIES TONIGHT
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>>687258725
nice damage control fag. thats what they all say.
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>>687259071
Got OP
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>>687246327

why do people even have kik?

wtf is it for?
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>>687259105
>underaged
>looks like a fag

sounds like OP to me.
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>>687246327
tell her to call the police.
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>>687259225
If that's really him holy shit we have a megafaggot on our hands
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>>687259162
not really I just watched Scream tonight and got caught up in the moment
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>>687258854
Go for it. Won't change anything considering it's the truth.

OP just has to send the screenshot of the anon who got his girlfriends kik from the hipster faggot.

Everything I said in that post is simply the truth about what happened in this thread. Truth holds up in any court, faggot.

You all got played. There is literally no way for you to turn this around now. You dumb fucking faggots have been trolled into becoming OPs personal army. Everything you try to do from this point on will simply help him further.
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>>687259302
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Op got rekt
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>>687248714
>filling out the form wrong
clearly he's sending nudes
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>>687259146
>im a grill btw ;D

Your first comment was null and void anon. About as empty and useful as your skull. Consider returning to the website you came from. You'll never "fit in" here.
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>>687246327
So is it bigger OP?
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Her instagram just went private.

Thank you /b/. Thank you for showing me you haven't become a total shitpool of social justice fags and "internet activists" just yet. All hail the internet hate machine. I feel slightly nostalgic about this whole thing.
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>>687258900
Not even reading your posts anymore. I already won the thread while you were busy trying to inflate your ego. I already know what your entire posts says. It's something like "hurrr no im the alpha ur da beta durrrrrrr". Meanwhile I got exactly what I wanted out of this thread... some laughs and pride in my ability to manipulate /b/tards.
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>>687259050
>Your post was literally a carbon copy of mine fluffed out and ad-libbed.
So you mean it was a better version of your post. Thanks anon, glad you understand that I'm better than you.
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>>687259537
So did "Keegiez"

Little faggot is definitely OP.


>>687259613
>didn't read lol I win I was trolling all along

TOP
FUCKING
KEK

Thanks.
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>>687259491
Fight me little bitch...I'd titty slap you into a coma faggot
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>>687259474
which is funny since I just chased OP out with his tail between his legs

you chose the wrong horse. you lose. deal with it
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>>687257887
>You must have been raised by a single mother

Is this a new, edgy insult that I'm not aware of??
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>>687259613
>being this med
Nice attempt at damage control OP
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>>687259161
A bunch of random faggots start harassing OPs girlfriend after she got sent dick pics by some hipster faggot. She'll feel overwhelmed by it and turn to OP for help. He'll be her savior and she'll end up being more paranoid of other men who approach her. If OP plays this right he basically will get exactly what he wants out of this thread. I've done all I can to help him now since I can't actually talk to his girlfriend for him.
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Well OP, you've managed to expose a good portion of your life to /b/. Now would be a good time to talk to someone about the different ways to kill yourself.
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>>687259834
OP trying to pretend he has an ally here
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>>687259189
It's not damage control at all, it's simply what happened. Most people on /b/ (especially in this thread) are simply too stupid to understand what's happening. Everyone is caught up in the mob mentality and going with the flow.

I'm directing the flow.
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>>687246327
Dude, your girl has HIM on HER phone with a UNIQUE name.

You caught her cheating you fucking CHUMP
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>>687259710
>>didn't read lol I win I was trolling all along
You know you're on /b/, right? Everyone is trolling. Some of us are just better than others at it... like me.

Now get to work and harass OPs girlfriend so she runs into his arms, beta.
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>>687259834
Is this a new level of white knighting?
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>>687259834
Or she'll think like a woman and say fuck this, I've got dicks lined up waiting to fuck me. Fuck this faggot for exposing me on the site where that Anonymous mask guy came from.
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>>687259978
that's kik
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>>687259959
I wish I had your kind of imagination OP
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>>687259769
You didn't chase him out, he went to go console his girlfriend. He'll probably even get laid if he plays his cards right.
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>>687259834
>>687260055

See >>687259952
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>>687259834
so OP needs the internet boogie man to make himself look alpha? what a little bitch, if someone did something to his gf irl, he wouldnt do jack shit.
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>>687259811
I'm not OP you dumb fuck. How the fuck could you possibly not recognize the obvious posting differences? Holy shit.
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>>687259959
you really are the puppet master aren't you fatty
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>>687258743
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>>687259959

>I'm directing the flow
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>>687251231
Fucking kill yourself, OP.
>they didn't listen to my personal army requests
>*sobsob* sh-shut up n-newfags
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>>687260138
>a site notorious for cheaters, sluts n dudes who want both

Couldn't even fucking help him out, could you?
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>>687259952
Read the thread. I've been here helping OP from the very start.
>>687260101
Yes. It's called being godlike.
>>687260139
It's a gift.
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>>687259959
LOL, calm down you master manipulator. you aint flowing shit, the only thing flowing will be that hipsters cum down OP gf throat.
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>>687259834
this might have worked had I not sent screenshots of your bs and a link to this thread to her
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>>687260162
Internet boogie man? Nah faggot, he just needed me.
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>>687259672
>long contrived and convoluted is better than short and straight to the point

You seem to think we're in a book writing competition and not in a bickering debate.

My post was by definition better. Furthermore, I'm an objectively better person than you in every conceivable way. I'm tall, white, and handsome (all things you are not), with 6 years of Ivy League education and 6 figures on my salary. I read and write better than you, I speak more languages than you, I'm in better physical and mental health than you and I have my choice of a higher tier of women than you. I own more cars than you, each of which is far better than your junkheap. I own more properties in more prestigious locations than you ever will, and I make faggots like you angry with my posts with half the effort and twice the efficiency than you could ever dream of achieving. My pets are far cuter and more obedient than yours, and my taste in art/food/drink/media is patrician while yours is bottom tier plebeian. Go ahead and feel free to explain how you're "better" though.
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>>687246327
Not your personal army, faggot. Deal with it yourself. Your girl is probably cheating on you anyway and just pretending like some random guy is sending her dick pics. Dump the bitch. Shes probably had that big cock in her mouth, pussy, and asshole anyway.
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I just feel really sorry for you OP
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Topkek
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>>687260337

>Being godlike
>I'm directing the flow

Your assburgers is showing
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>>687260055
>Everyone is trolling. Some of us are just better than others at it... like me.

Would you say you're intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor?
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>>687260414
OP's gay white knight lover?, gotcha.
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>>687260362
That's why he had to unblock her to give away her kik, right? That loser faggot didn't get shit while OP is going to be smashing his girlfriend tonight.

I was the only one who backed OP in this thread and OP came out on top. That's because it doesn't matter how many beta pieces of shit jump on a bandwagon when they're up against an alpha.

Now I have hordes of betas frothing at the mouth claiming I'm OP because they can't deal with the reality that they got trolled into being OPs personal army.
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>>687260332
your filename gave me a small kek
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>>687251841
kek
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>>687259225
>fredilicious6
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>betrayed by girlfriend
>betrayed by /b/

Oh my god.
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>>687259746
This is more like an edgy youtube or tumblr comment. Keep trying though.
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>>687259231
whoring around
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>>687259491
you...you replied to my comment with my comment?

kys you edgy cunt.
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>>687260148
Are you literally retarded?
I revealed his girls name

OP said, "what do you want?"

I said "for you to learn a lesson"

OP said "o.k. Im going I definitely learned my lesson & wont post another thread like this"

And I didnt chase him away? You somehow won the thread? Naw
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>>687260409
Doesn't matter, as I already said. All I've said is the truth and his girlfriend will inevitably see that.

She'll read the thread and see all you faggots attacking OP and claiming that the hipster loser fucked his girlfriend. She'll be disgusted by you repulsive virgins. Then she'll see that the hipster faggot was the one who gave her kik to /b/.

So sending her screenshots of my posts is just sending her screenshots of the truth. My words are so powerful that I don't even need to speak to his girlfriend for her to hear me.

Thanks for helping though, faggot.
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>>687260420
That's a really contrived and convoluted post. TLDR niggerfaggot.
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>>687248869
This. This. This.
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>>687260805
Just post your tits or gtfo already you dumb whore
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>>687257471
welcome to /b/ my /b/roken /b/utthurt friend
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>>687260587
You seem upset that you aren't capable of what I am.
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>>687260805
Fuck your feels whore!
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fb-com brianna.maciel.75
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>>687260894
fedora whiteknight
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>>687260658
>OP came out on top. That's because it doesn't matter how many beta pieces of shit jump on a bandwagon when they're up against an alpha.

If the Olympics has a medal for mental gymnastics I'm pretty sure you'd take gold.
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>>687260658
so he goes through all that trouble to fuck his own girlfriend? what a faggot. whiteknighting for an OP, get a life homo.
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>>687259491
Holy shit both of your comments are like listening to fat people talk. Jesus fucking Christ, CringeCity population two huge faggots
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>>687260623
Nah, I believe in God and I don't consider myself funny because I prefer to ridicule people for my own amusement. Definitely the smartest guy in this thread though... but that isn't saying much.
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>>687260894

While I do have a mild case of autism, that is besides the point. I have shown you all in this thread how easily I can manipulate you to do my bidding, without even realising it. Good day, sir.
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>>687260628
Aww are you jealous? I'd help you too if you weren't too much of a pussy to ask.

I'm a girl by the way.
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>>687260894
So the joke with this troll is he's just not going to stop pretending he won.

Its not funny or sensible, but its the joke he chose and he's sticking to it
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Can someone please give me a tl;dr of this thread?
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>>687260956
Here now Fuck you
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>>687246327
fuck off Op u fucking stupid nigga cunt. We NYPA. Man up and go shoot this cunt in the face. It would be easy. Just pretend to be your girlfriend, invite him over for some fuck and then gave his brain in
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>>687261154
>I prefer to ridicule people for my own amusement
yeah because thats all you can do from your room, you lonely virgin.
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>>687260949
Just wanted to appeal to your standards of "better" double-nigger ;)
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>>687260839
Actually when he said he learned a lesson he was replying to my post here
>>687258674

Read my post and let that sink in.
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>>687261249

This OP didn't win.

Bunch of fags are ganna be adding ops gf now.

She also has a snapchat under the same name.

Boobles69
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>>687261068
>fedora
Fedoras are for betas who don't believe in God.
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>>687259146
Tits or GTFO.
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