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Just got back from work and this cat is outside my door meowing. Trips decides what I do
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Call him Scoobert Doobert
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SPACE PROGRAM
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look after the cat op
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>>687244934
never hurt the kitty
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Fuck it
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He keeps meowing!
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Take care of it until it dies of natural causes, worship him/her everyday with a treat
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>>687244736
well OP i guess you now own a cat
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>>687244884
Rollin'

Anon, you were so gotdamn close
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>>687245111
Winrar
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He's nice if he dosent know you and isn't scared. Give him a saucer of milk and rub the spot above his tail
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>>687244736
give him some cheese
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>>687245111
That was fast...
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>>687245111
I came. I saw. I checked.
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>>687245041
no fucking shit
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>>687245111
AWW SHIT!
You got yourself a cat named Scoobert Doobert
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feed it n see if anyone is missing a cat

if not its yours
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You just found yourself a new cat m8
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Give him a loving home. After you name him Scoobert Doobert of course.
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>>687245111
His name is Scoobert Doobert
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Take care of your new cat. He probably just wants a comfy human and can sense that you won't hurt him.
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Hail scoobert doobert
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>>687244736
Stuff in oven for 30min at 450 ferenheit. Let it cool on windowsill. Enjoy
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>>687245111
Op here. Everyone meet Scoobert Doobert. Trips decides what I really do to the bastard >:)

I can't keep him because I have 2 German shepards.
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Keep scoobert doobert and give him good care
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>>687244736
I'm jealous OP, I love cats

Make sure you take him to a vet to see if he's healthy and all
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>>687244736
Make a carboard castle for him. Love him as if he were your own
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>>687245576
I want you to stick a pen or sharpie in his ass
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Poo on the cat bro
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>>687245576
Fuck you OP, keep the cat
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>>687245576
Don't be a cunt OP. Find someone to take our lord and saviour Scoobert Doobert in.
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>>687245576
animal shelter nearby?
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>>687245576
Space program!!! Send that fucker to Mars!!!!!!
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>>687245754
Roll
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>>687245756
Reroll
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Offer him to youre neighbors until one of them says yes, make sure they know his name is scoobert doobert
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>>687245576
take to shelter
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Scoobert shall live by the decree of these trips
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>>687245756
Old fag detected. Also rolling for this
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make dogs get used to the cat. unless you trained your dogs to fight this should be possible.
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Get rid of your dogs by finding them loving homes that won't desperate them and then build Scoobert Doobert an intense cat jungle gym.
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>>687245889
So close
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What you should do is keep him overnight and take him to a shelter tomorrow.
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>>687245756
Roll
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>>687245754
Roll
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Make it interesting. Scoobert is meowing really loud.
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>>687245928
Reroll
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give him some water and let him be on his way. peace out, scoobert doobert.
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>>687245576
Scoobert Doobert marries your two German shepards
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>>687245979
build cat jungle gym high above your dogs. where they will never reach scoobert doobert
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>>687245756
Rollin
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>>687245041
He obviously is a domestic cat due to the meowing. He may be hungry.
Perhaps he has a chip you could have a local vet or pound look at it and of he doesn't keep him and love him.
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>>687245969
Rollin for this
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>>687245576
Get him a collar that says Scoobert Doobert. Find him a loving home. Film the whole thing and post on YouTube. The video will be titled "Scoobert Doobert's Farewell from /b/"
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they will kill him at the animal shelter.... just feed it and let it be
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>>687245756
Roll
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>>687246227
i like this. rollllll
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Give him some water pet him a bit. Work him over to make sure he isn't hurt. Maybe he'll find his home. If he doesn't, ask around.
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Scoobert is so cute. Pls mail to Australia. 268 Flinders Street, Melbourne VIC 3000.
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>>687245576
take to shelter, if you hurt it I'll wrek u m8.
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>>687246227
Roll
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>>687246227
roll
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>>687246227
rolling for this
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>>687245979
roll
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>>687245756
Third times the charm
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Decapitate
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>>687245756
This
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pet scoobert
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>>687246227
roll
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Mutilate
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Love it until it dies of old age
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>>687245756
Trips checkum
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>>687246227
rollin
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>>687246331
Roll
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>>687246331
this

>>687246258
and this
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>>687244736
Its my cat she's dead. Send her home
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Burn alive
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just feed and let it be outside the fence away from the dogs. Let it be an outside cat on the other side of the fence of the dogs.
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>>687246606
Roll
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>>687245754
Rollin
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>>687246227
Rolling
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>>687246227
Rooooooll
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>>687246227
Roll
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>>687246604
This
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>>687245756
Rererrrooolll
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Stab it with a dull knife
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>>687246227
rool
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>>687246227
Roll
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>>687245576
Call it a fucking nigger and show it to your German shepards
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>>687245756
Not stopping till trips are rolled
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>>687246227
Rolling again.
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>>687246227
rollin
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Microwave the bastard
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>>687245756
The roll train never stops
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>>687246227
Gettttit
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Keep it and love it until it dies from natural causes
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>>687246604
rick rolling
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>>687245756
Get
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>>687246227
Rolling for this
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Shoot it
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>>687246887
too close
>>687246227
rerollin for you Scoobert
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>>687246227
And roll again
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>>687246227
Re rollll
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Give it to a home that deserves it
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>>687245756
I'm a same fag also reroll
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>>687246227
Rollin'
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>>687246227
rolling
also remember to feed the little guy
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>>687246227
roll
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>>687246227
ROLLLL
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>>687246227
111 get
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>>687247082
>>687245756
Roll
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Feed him a dog.
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>>687246227
Reroll
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Slit throat
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Tell him to fuck off and throw him out of your yard
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>>687246227
rolls
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make it your dogs' food
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>>687246227
222
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>>687246227
rollin
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>>687246227
Roolol
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>>687246227
Roll it
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>>687247155
Last time
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>>687246227
REROLL
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>>687246227
I feel dirty for posting this GIF, but...
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Love it and dont stop loving it/taking care of it until ot dies from natural causes. Then shove an entire butchers knife up your asshole for letting the sadistic bastards of /b/ decide what happens to a cat. Faggot.
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>>687246227
C'mon
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>>687246227
Bololol rololol tololooll
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Rename him to 'JimmyTom'
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Feed it
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>>687246227
Rul
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Set on fire
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>>687246227
rolling
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>>687244736
He looks fat enough that he's an outdoor cat that already has an owner. Is he trapped inside if he's meowing loudly. Feed him milk so he can fest and shit himself
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>>687246227
rolln
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Take him in for the night, seek out owners tomorrow.
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>>687246227
Rolllllll
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>>687246227
Rerolllll
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>>687246227
444s please gods of 4chin give Scoobert the life he needs
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>>687246227
How long must the rolltrain roll?
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>>687247348
rollin
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>>687247420
Blaze it
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>>687246068
turn that lovable kitty cat into a meme
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Give him OP's cummies
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>>687247420
420 blaze it. Also reroll
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>>687246227
Role
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>>687246227
Rollerino
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Deny him the life he deserves and tell him to fuck off as you kick him out of your property
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>>687246227
roll
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>>687246227
get
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Spray paint him blue
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>>687246227
Rololol
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>>687246227
rol
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>>687247554
OH FUCK TOO CLOSE, HIS FATE IS NEARING
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>>687246227
One more rollll)lllllll
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>>687246227
Get
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Cum on it
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Fuck that cat
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>>687246227
Rollos
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Feed the cat
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>>687246227
This. Scoobert needs a collar and a good home. Give 'im some water and food, too.
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>>687246227
Roll for the gods smile on me
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>>687246227
roll
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Op here. I'm tired of waiting. I already told you guys I can't keep him. My dogs will tear him a new one. It is decided. I have chosen scooberts faith. I shall tie a couple firecrackers to his neck and tail.
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>>687247674
Reroll
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Give him food and water. Let him be. If he is still around by morning, take him to a shelter.
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>>687244736
Animal shelter.
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Microwave that pussy
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>>687247702
Roll
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>>687246227
Rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'.
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>>687246227
TRIPS ROLL
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>>687246227
This ends now
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>>687246227
scoobert
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Keep him forever, socialize him with your dogs if possible.
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>>687247735
Just set on fire
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>>687246227
rolling
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>>687245756
Roll fore dis right here
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>>687247735
OP you faggot
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>>687246227
Roll
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Find a friend who can take in a cat. Give them cat. Visit cat on the weekends.
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>>687246227
The roll train continues
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Yell "fucking niggers" really loud as you gently escort the cat out of your lawn
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>>687247735
You sick bastard
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>>687246227
Roll goddamnit! Roll!
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>>687247735
Just let him go you sadistic fuck
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Spray paint a swastika on him then bring him to your local synagogue.
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Feed him a can of tuna
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>>687245756
Rull
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>>687247745
Reroll.
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>>687246227
rola
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>>687246227

Rollins
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>>687246227
Rololoollollil
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>>687246227
Rollllll
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stream killing it slowly.
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>>687247735
For what reason? Be kind.
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>>687247735
Either fire or cum
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>>687247888
POOP ON THE CAT!!
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>>687247735
Imma have a good fap tonight
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>>687247888
You had one job anon
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>>687247735
fucking asshat. let the cat go its probably being loud because your keeping it inside anyway
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>>687247735
Fuck you. Give him a fucking collar and home. Keep him in a room for a couple of days with a shallow box of shredded newspaper while you find him a home.
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>>687246227
ROLLING EXTREME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1MpHsh55w
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>>687246227
This is for you, Doobert.
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>>687247735
Op don't you fucking do it
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Stab it
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>>687247735
Fire or cum
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Niggers
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>>687247735
Op we get video of it?
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>>687246227
roll :^)
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send scoobert to me
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>>687248005
Roll
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I think you should stick your dick in its fucking face until it tears you a new one.

also trips dont exist
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>>687247888
WINRAR
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Eat it's heart
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>>687247888
Trips decide that the cat will be shit on
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>>687247735
Op video?
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>>687247805
reroll
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Let the cat be
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>>687247888
Wait noo I didn't mean to rol for that. Shit....
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Skull fuck it
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>>687248054
Fire then cum?
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>>687247888
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>>687246227
DOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEERRRRRT!
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>>687248111
winrar
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>>687247947
Checked
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Put tuna on your dick and let the cat play eith its new toy. I hope this gets trips to see a sadistic fuck like you get hurt.
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>>687248111
FUCK. Pack it up boys, we're done here.
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>>687247735
OP got scared of >>687246227
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>>687247888
Yeeeeeesssssss
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>>687247835
rollan
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>>687248111
IT IS DECIDED
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>>687248111
The official Winrar of this thread
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cum on it
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>>687248188
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>>687248189
This was first
>>687247888
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>>687247992
this
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>>687248111
>>687247888
two winrars
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About 10 years ago I was in similar situation.

Except I wasn't a gigantic faggot.

The cat even looked eerily similar to Scoobert up there.

Long story short, I took her in. Best cat to ever exist. She's asleep next to me as I type.
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>>687246367
I hope you like packaging supplies.
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Make the kitty take a bath
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>>687247888
Show the pussy with Manure
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>>687246227
Come the fuck on! Roll for the Scoobert Doobert!
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>>687244736
steal him and name it Squid
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>>687248212
No the 888 came first you fags>>687248209
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Keep him as your animal buddy and best friend until he dies.
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>>687247888
First winrar
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>>687248111
WINRAR
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>>687246227
Rolling.
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>>687248111
poop and release it has been decied!
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>>687248111


there will be an answer
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>>687247888
Yes winner
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>>687247735
Too pussy to keep the pussy?
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>>687247888
>>687248111
Poo then release
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>>687247735
Just ship him to cali and I'll keep him you faggot
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Scoobert will probably die tonight but he'll never die in our hearts
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>>687248306

Don't matter, OP a shit and won't deliver anything
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>>687247888
The cat will not be let go, it will be shit on.

all of you little faggots who wanted it to be let go have lost, it will be smeared with shit now.
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>>687248298
wtf i just saved a cat and named it squid
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>>687248543
Fuck you San Francisco cock bait
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>>687248675
>implying I live in that crowded shithole
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POO AND RELEASE
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>>687248619
Aha.
>The cat will not be let go.
Fair enough
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>>687247888
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>>687246227
Rell
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>>687248723
>implying I'm implying
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>>687246227
Roll
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we're waiting for the poo and release op
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>>687249433
Only like 1 percent of OPS deliver now days
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Just shit on Scoobert and let him go already.
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Is OP a 1%er ?
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OP eat a dick
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>>687244736
Kill yourself, giving your body up for the cat to eat.
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>>687249653
Nope. Op didn't deliver
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RIP Scoobert and this Thread
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Op here I just let it go. I'm not gonna poop on it
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>>687250945
Good job, OP. You're not a faggot today for once.
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>>687250945
Faggot
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LICK IT
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