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>There are anons that get sexually excited about literally sticking their tongues in the hole that girls defecates rank bacteria ridden turds out of
What the fuck is wrong with millennials?
I pray that the next generation isn't as fucked in the head.
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>>687161418
>I pray that the next generation isn't as fucked in the head.
It's only gonna get worse
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>defecates
go back to plebbit
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>>687161418
Don't knock it till you try it.

>Clue: they clean out their butthole
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>>687161418

I only have intercourse after marriage in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. We hold hands and laugh, then beg God for forgiveness afterwards
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>>687161418
>being this dumb

There is nothing special about bacteria there.

It get's jsut as clean as any other part of the body when you clean it.

So there is no more bacteria than anywhere else on your body.

And when you lick it, you increase your chances of sticking it.

Anal sex feels good and psychologically is amazing because she is goign through some discomfort jsut to get you off.

And the holy grail is going ass to mouth.

Keep being a prude you beta cuck
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>>687161418
I don't get it either dude. I have no desire to stick anything in a shithole.
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Pro tip: they clean up before stuff like that.

But what would you know, you haven't fucked anything besides your body pillow.
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>>687161832
Abomination
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>>687161799
You actually think they clean the inside of it..? HA
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>>687161832
such a nice young man
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>>687162010
Poop is inevitable either way. If it hasn't happened to you yet, don't worry, it will
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Taste like a square battery mmmmmh
( )*( )
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this OP nigga never heard of an enema??
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>Started licking my wife's asshole months ago
>Last week she started licking mine
Feels fucking amazing.
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>>687161418
She looks familiar.
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>Millenials

Lmfao bait thread detected. Eating ass is older then all of us
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>>687162799
nice dubs anon u have truly entered a higher plane of existence
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>>687162799
She licked mine first tho
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>>687162010
So i assume you only lick the outside then, cause I doubt they clean past the ring.
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I'm gay and I enjoy doing it to my BF, but I know he's clean, and I also know he's clean inside. Do chicks enema their hole before getting rimmys?
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>>687163022
Ass-licked-dubs-buddies 4 life.
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>16 years passed the 90's
>being so conservative you don't even eat asshole
>surprised you're a faggot in a boring relationship, or more likely
>alone

Seriously what is wrong with people? My gf and I share blood, spit, piss, shit, and whatever else. I love the taste of all of it and taking it from one hole and putting it in another and sucking it back out.
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>>687163024
Retard
>>687162129
Liar, I have partaken in over 1000 buttsex's and never had shit dick.

>>687161987
boring prude cuck

>>687162010
What I thought this was supposed to be a troll thread? That's way too reasonable
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>>687161418
Fuck that I'm not trying to get some sort of disease from putting my tongue in that. I might as well start licking public toilet seats.
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>>687162111
My girl doesn't and does an Enema a few hour before, and takes a hot bath...before she expects to have this kind of kink. Sometimes I eat her ass just after she showers, but whatever... Some of us get off on that, don't expect everyone to be into it. Not a millennial either, but my girl is.
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>>687163423
>>687163024
>>687162129
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-samefaggggg
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>>687161832
Too far anon
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>>687163305
>retard
So are you just going to ignore the question?
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>>687163305
1000 buttsex's and does big cums
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>>687163568
Of course they clean past the ring, my ex would use a washcloth and a toothbrush handle.

>>687163607
Neh, moderate cums.
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Straight men don't eat assholes
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>>687163000
U trippin homes
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>>687163827
That's just not true, straight men eat ass. It's the closet fags that won't.
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eating ass the the best, and getting my ass eaten. part of the thrill of it is that it's kinda dirty
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>>687161418
Next generation will probably engage in some light scatophagy, like spreading a tgin layer of turds on bread and mixing wirh vegemite to cover up the stench
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I judge a girl by "if I'd eat that ass" if I wouldn't eat that ass... Then that's a deal breaker for as .
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>>687163827
Straight men don't eat manholes
Any girlhole is fair game yo
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>>687163994
you probably think about your buddy richard while you do it too, fag
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>>687161418
>implying no one ate ass in the 60s

top kek. stay retarded bro
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>>687164254
Please refer to
>>687164237

You're the one that thinks all asses have to be men's for some reason. It's a weird obsession you have with man ass, does that tell us anything? I'm quite certain your insecurity and self denial are making you say this. Projecting much? I'm sure you know a Richard and he gets you real hard eh?
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>>687162111
What is an enema
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Your dad ate ass and his dad ate ass, get over yourself and eat some ass.
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>>687164015
I wouldn't be surprised if they started begging to eat their actual shit.
This butt obsession is going too far.
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Do aggressive women's assholes taste better than passive women's assholes?
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>>687164784
"Going too far"
>Implying it isn't as old as humanity itself and you're not the odd one out and a disgusting prude.
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>>687164623
>girls taking enemas daily just so you can lick their butts
Kek, sure anon
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>There are anons that get sexually excited about literally sticking genitals in their mouths,where girls/guys defecates rank bacteria ridden urine out of
What the fuck is wrong with millennials?
I pray that the next generation isn't as fucked in the head.
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>>687161418
this guys is in my #1 favorite sex position. I swear I would be happy if I spent the rest of my life in a chastity cage but got my face sat on and ate pussy and ass every day. (And sometimes drank piss and sucked dick and got fucked by dudes and by my girlfriend wearing a strap-on.)

Wait: that is my sex life, and I am happy. Nice.
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>>687164918
Are you autismo?
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>>687164918
Yeah, because their pushed that much farther against your face riding you like it's their job.
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>>687161799
My girl doesn't clean her ass, and I don't want her to.
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What sort of faggit doesn't want to want to rim a hot chicks ass?
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Do bitchy bossy girls' assets taste different than predominantly sweet cuddly girls?
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>>687161418
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>>687165035
Not daily, just when you're going to have sex. You don't wash your balls before sex?
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>>687164558
>>687165117
samefag obviously
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>>687161845
this/
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>>687165241
The same faggot that isn't a virgin & knows what was stored in their literally hours earlier.
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>>687165379
>>>687164558
>>>687165117 (You)
>samefag obviously


nope
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>>687161418
only if she clean and its because i like how she enjoys it, not becase i like the taste of fucking shit
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Licking ass and being pegged is the new pubic hair, umad?
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>>687162111
I clean it up for her just to make sure. Also nice trips.
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>>687165241
I'd love to lick that ass! Can''t wait for my gf to be back from work
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>>687165471 (You)
>>>687165379
>>>>687164558 (You)
>>>>687165117
>>samefag obviously
>nope
bet you also like feminine dick
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>>687163526
Idk why you guys claim samefag on everything lol
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I bet her butthole smells like pitzel and coffee with spice
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Ass > vagina
Getting all that shit on your dick is a problem, yes, but it feels so good I don't care.
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>>687165471
Tard
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>>687165648


I know, my girl is at school. Soon as she gets home I'm gonna eat her pussy and fuck her till she cums then have her sit on my face and make me sniff her asshole while she jacks me off then feed me my cum. gonna be fucking hot, hopefully i can get her to piss on my afterwards too.
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>>687163258
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>>687165769
>>>687165471 (You) (You)
>>>>687165379
>>>>>687164558 (You)
>>>>>687165117 (You)
>>>samefag obviously
>>nope
>bet you also like feminine dick

yep i do.
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>>687161418
>implying old greeks did not enjoyed to lick their girls assholes
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>>687165922
Yeah bro, nothing like being covered in shit. You might as well just buy a pig farm and live the dream degenerate
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>>687166159
sauce?
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>>687161418
OP is a fucking pussy and a Protestant
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>Licking a girls ass
>Being dominant
It's like you cucks have never seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSpFRNWmaFI
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>>687161418
>I pray that the next generation isn't as fucked in the head.
there won't be a next generation if the current one continues as it is
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>>687166159
You're such a disgusting and strange prude. You literately repulse me with how anti ass you are and have no place in civilization. All well cultured civilizations ever, have eaten ass with gusto.
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>>687166381
>thinking all girls like dominant guys

how's highschool anon?
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>>687166445
Bring it bitch, I bet you don't even lift. Making threats like that, get the fuck out of here
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Tasty butthole
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>>687166630
she doesn't look legal
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>>687161418
>There are anons that have never heard about shower before sex
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>>687166826
She look like a criminal to me too
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>>687161832
You are such a fucking faggot oh my god you degenerate fuck! I hope God comes down and throws your ass into hell for all eternity
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>>687167203
you must be a nigger
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>>687161418
That's why we fight with infidels.
Come on bro, join the religion of peace!
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>>687164784
it's a girls greatest gift imo, I'd be honored to let my girl do it for me, but I'm scared to ask her
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>>687161418
>millennials

:3
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>>687167243
>>which god
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You plebs are just plain weird to me but I guess everyone's got their kinks so - fair game.

What I don't get though is why anyone would prefer anal when an alternative is present. I fucked both chicks and dudes and why I get the assfuckery when you're with a guy but with a chick ... damn son I choose the pussy.

I mean anal feels, to me at least, like dryer vaginal sex due to the lube dissolving over time etc. so, eh why make my dick smell funny if I don't have to.

TLDR: Wut?
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>>687167350
Quit being a pussy and just do it, what's the worst that's going to happen.
If she freaks just act like it was a joke
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>>687167451
I don't believe you've been with anyone. I was in an anal only relationship with a female for 3 years, we fucked about 4 times a day every day. Periods were meaningless plus I got to cum in there.
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>>687167407
The only God that matters degenerate scum! You should burn in the lake of fire for being such a fuckin faggot fuck!!
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>>687161418

>Piss doesn't come out womens vaginas
>There is no bacteria on or inside a vagina
>Or on any other part of a womens body

>2016
>Being straight but not being down with every part of a womens body

Lel
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It's not that gross. A hot girl's butt or a girl you like is not like some random chick's butt or your dad's butt. She'll clean it and yeah it's "dirty" but you're supposed to want to do dirty things with sex girls. What are you, a faggot? 10 years old?
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>>687167451
well for one, my girlfriend likes it, and two i am obsessed with asses/assholes

but no, it doesn't feel as good as vaginal

and also at this point we hardly need lube, i just eat her ass for a while till it gapes, she gets super wet doing this, use her cum as lube, have a big squirt bottle of lube next to the bed just in case we need it tho.
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>>687167732
Yo, my god says to kick you in the shins for telling others what to do.
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>>687166534
lol cuck.
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You must be quite a prude to think something this appetizing isn't edible
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>>687167744
>Piss doesn't come out womens vaginas
it doesn't
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>>687167857
what do you even mean by this?
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>>687161845
>Psychologically feels amazing

Yeah to fucking degenerates

>holy grail is going ass to mouth

Since fucking when?

>If you lick it you will most likely stick it

What kind of perma-virgin are you?

>sexual prude because they refuse to eat where shit comes from

It's basic human instinct not to eat where shit has been you fucking pleb. You know how sick you can get just from getting shit in your system evem on a molecular level? Don't try to justify your degeneracy and absolute fucking disgusting faggotry
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>>687167924
Parents wouldn't let you take sex ed eh?
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>>687163497
This ass is PHAT. PAWG confirmed, 10/10
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>>687167863
I wonder if you would feel the same after spicy taco tuesday
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>>687166534
lol

>i want girls to be my mom
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>>687167744

holy fuck youre retarded

hes talking about eating out her asshole not puss you mongoloid

and thats fucking gross and shitty
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>>687167010
Sauce now
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>>687167996
tits or gtfo
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>>687161418
See, white people? This is the reason girls don't wanna fuck with y'all. Not eating ass and inventing furries. That's why.
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>>687167996
No it's not, you're the degenerate here. I hope you realize how vastly in the minority and in the wrong you are.

You're so pathetic you don't even understand the relationship between lick and stick, are you even aware that they rhyme at the very least? You're such a complete retard it's mind blowing.
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>>687161832
I hope The Almighty will bless you with ftifty two absolutely normal children
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>>687167853
Your god is a punk bitch
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>>687161845
>being this dumb
>eats ass

Hipocracy as it's fucking finest
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>>687166630
Damn.. Id eat that. This is what you graze on anon?
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>>687168127
>Worshipping every aspect of a woman is gross and shitty
LOL FUCKIN K

>also hands aren't for hitting and you have to hold an adults hand to cross the street!
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>>687168081
Yes. Every guy needs at least one mommy girlfriend
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>>687168025
but it doesn't come out of the vagina....


>>687168081
no, i just like dominant girls
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>>687161845
It dont hurt if you do it right. Lotsa lube, and make sure she's almost cumming from what you been doing already.
I love it when I feel a girl cum on my cock in her ass.
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>>687166159
how they the fuck stand with that smell?
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>>687168228
NO! Don't pin that on the whiteness, we LOVE eating ass like any other human. OP is just a freak.

>>687168253
I suppose I am
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>>687167732
God is a fictional creation of the imagination created long ago to help exert control on the population that the original creator was in charge of. It was slowly forgotten that this character was fictional and now people cling to the idea, not only to justify their own atrocities and bigotry, but also to lessen the fear that we all have. After this life there is nothing. You cease to exsist. there is no such thing as the soul. Your personality, your essence, is nothing more than a series of electrical and chemical signals encased in a bone dome piloting a meat suit. Once you die you will fade in oblivion. Cling to your "god." For its the only solace you will get in this life, for there will be no afterlife, not for you, me or anyone.
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>>687168234
>No u

I'm in the minority? How? Just because pornstars eat ads, i have to? That's fucking gross. Take your ass eating ideology elsewhere you fucking degenerate.

>look at me guys I eat ass I like getting shit on my tongue

Do you not real is how fucking disgusting you are? Like as a human being that's the most disgusting thing you can do without killing another human.
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>>687168466
Oh yeah it comes out of the fucking belly button. Holy shit dude.

>>687168471
This anon has had real life experiance
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>>687162111
Look tripsfag, I'll happily clean it with my toungue, so I can keep my cock clean when I cum in her ass.
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>>687163053
fucking faggot
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>>687168466
because you're a gigantic pussy. No girl respects a submissive guy. You will literally always end up cheated on.
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>>687167690
anal only relationship with a female, wut? why? exactly what I meant.

>>687167846
Impressive anon.
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Why is that everybody is just obediently taking the bait, not pointing it's bait and enjoying shitstorm as if we were on some normie news forum?
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>>687168665

it comes out of the urethra....
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>>687168664
You're the only disgusting one, so repressed that you can't separate reality from your strange twisted fantasy. You're sick, sick in your soul, and sick in your mind.
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>>687163024
I suck on dat ass like it was a capri sun
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>>687168750
As long as she lets me please her majestic body I wouldn't care.
Being a boy toy sounds kind of nice
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>>687168851
I knew it was b8. Just wanted to shitpost.
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>>687168750
>No girl respects a submissive guy. You will literally always end up cheated on.

oh i forgot muh biology muh hunter gatherer

fuck off kid, this is bullshit.
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>>687168851
Welcome to summmer
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>>687168794
We both vastly preferred it, her vagina was too small and I hate being wet. Wrinkle cock kills all my feeling.
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>>687168851
For the sake of discussion.
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>>687163423
That sounds hawt! Ty for the new fetish anon
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>>687168892
Which is part of???
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>>687169138
not the vagina
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>>687161418

It all has to do with the emasculation of men.

Women are being treated like literal gods on this Earth except for a small percentage of men. They are truly living in their golden age and that is why the world will go to shit.

I know it sounds autistic as fuck, but I am no woman hater. I just want a return of conservative values.
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Mommy girlfriend should peg you and make you lick her butt too
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>>687166534
this all of this
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>>687161418
I don't think most couples do it regularly. My ex and I did it (both ways) 10 times in 6 years. She was a pretty naughty girl too. As long as you're not licking it day in day out, fuck it.
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>>687167996
>You know how sick you can get just from getting shit in your system evem on a molecular level

Just like regular sex you fucking moron
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>>687169138

Here, it seems like you need this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
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>>687169005
>>687169091
see>>687169052
>And all this time I thought this "summer" stuff isn't real...
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>>687168899
???
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>>687168445
>This makes me hard
Am I turned gay now?
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>>687169197
*face palm*

>>687169219
that sounds autistic as fuck, putting it in there ass and making them love it when they think they'd hate it isn't how I'd treat a god.
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>>687163827
Nah dawg. Licked my ex gfs multiple times.
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>>687169388
No you're a real man
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>>687169474
was her name Jacob?
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>>687169341
>just like regular sex

Words cannot describe how big of a virgin you are

How can regular sex get you sick you fucking idiot holy shit how?
If your girl isn't a fucking prostitute or a whore please tell me how?
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>>687169327
That's just sad

>>687169382
Yeah you should be worried, but it's alright. You're just a little sick right now, you can get better. A scraped knee heals and so can you if you'll let yourself. I believe in you and I know that you can get through your sickness.
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>>687169241
yes i want a mommy girlfriend to protect me and tell me how adorable i am god someone who gets it finally to hell submissive women
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>>687162982
Pr3ach
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>>687161832
Praying for you.
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>>687165291
Not in my experience. Different girls taste different, just like they smell different.
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>>687167574
That's actually impressive
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>>687169674
Very, VERY easily is how. You don't seem to understand biology.
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>>687169241
Batman has beans above the Frank?
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>>687169450

im sorry school and life have failed you anon
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>>687169219

> wants a return of conservative values, hangs out on /b/
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>>687168069
She's half half Asian and half white. Thanks. Looks more Asian in the face.
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>>687169617
hot as fuck
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>>687169920
Eh? I thought the vulva was the meaty area, not the whole thing. They used to call the hole the birth canal, damn I'm getting old.
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>>687169871
Even better
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>>687165465
hemorrhoids/10
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>>687169632
Varshni I'm afraid. Good guess though. It literally never tastes of anything or smelled bad. Super heigenic girl. I think I'd need to be with someone for a long time before doing it again.
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>>687168445

holy shit, what's the girls name?
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>>687169888
>proceeds not to give any examples

Yeah you sure do know alot of biology, professor bullshit
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>>687170090
that's my fetish
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>>687167924
Not really. They have a urethral opening just above minge and below clit.

Still dribbles all over labia tho
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>>687167996
idiotic
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>>687170090
hot as fuck anon thanks
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>>687170757
No you, faggot
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>>687170197
Don't know
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>>687166159
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>>687169674
Brah, you need to read. Sex ed is a thing
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>>687161832
Irredeemable
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>>687165241
>DS game on the floor
triggered
I'd make this slut put her games away first before I ate that poop chute
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>>687169912
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>>687171419
Okay, tell me how you can get sick by having regular sex, with a regular woman. One with no stds
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>>687161799

you can clean 1000 times your butthole.
but that doesn't change the FACT.

FACT: the butthole outputs shits & farts every time.

FACT: the butthole is the only terminal ending of a 9-meter SHITTY TURD CREATOR™.
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>>687171419
>Gives no examples

You're not fooling anyone, sameanon
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>>687161832
>then beg God for forgiveness afterwards

This means that you are not married.
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>>687170057

yeah fucking normies
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>>687161418
she also bleeds out of her vag and vomits out of her mouth. Maybe you should stick to your hand (which also is covered in bacteria) if sex is too scary.

You need to be comfortable? Play it safe all the time? Do you wear a helmet when you (if you) leave the house?
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>>687171862
FACT: that's why it is so hot
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>>687172014
Yeah, who wants to feel comfortable during sex?
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>>687172018
FACT: you are psychologically fucked in the head if that's what gets you off. The fact that it's where shit comes from should be the biggest deterrent. The fact that it's not makes you a social degenerate
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>>687161418
We get excited about pleasuring her
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>>687161418
I eat ass
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>>687171695
Story?
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>>687169674
I'm the anon.

Dude, you should open some biology books sometimes.
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>>687172014
>implying blood contains the amount of bacteria of a sphincter

>implying vomiting is as consistent as taking shits

>implying you've even had sex

Autism of the day award winner right here
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>>687172018
Yes yes lol /thread
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>>687172853
I'm not equating their frequency, I'm saying nasty shit happens all the time with the human body.
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>>687172367
I find big butts sexually attractive, the fact that a butthole just happens to be in between is what makes it hot too.
I don't care what comes out of it.
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>>687171808
There are plenty of disease which can be sexually transmitted, like Zika virus for the most recent.

You are just a fucking religious moron.
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>>687171808
Everyone is an ecosystem, and no two immune systems are the same.

Did you know spiders live on your face?

Not even joking. Google face spiders
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>>687172822
Dude please list any diseases or sickness that you can contract from regular sex, please. If not gtfo
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>>687161418
I'm just lubing it up so I can shove my dick in it.
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>>687172570
LOL. It's from b. I got nothing
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>>687173364
no
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>>687165035
Try not to be so upset, son. Someone will love you eventually.
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>>687173153
Zika virus is transmitted through mosquitos and is very rare in the first place, you fuckwit
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Look I smelled a brown stain on a fat girls panties she left on the bathroom floor. I'm not sure if it was blood or poop and I don't remember even thinking about what I might be smelling while in the act. So my point is that it is natural and healthy to want to put your face and mouth around areas like asshole of girl because it is instinct which you can tell because you can't think.
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>>687172570
the right "ball" isn't a "ball", it's his dick tucked back, and the dick is coming from someone behind him between his legs.
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>>687173563
Sexually too, son
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>>687173280
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>>687172367
Actually this deep revulsion to shit is uniquely human. It's an artificial cultural thing that no other species is so heavily burdened with. You getting uptight about poop is less natural than a girl letting a guy she loves fuck her recently cleaned, well-lubed asshole.
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>>687173563
AND CAN BE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED

that's actually my very first point you dumbass.

Even if your gf isn't a whore but a Virgin little cunt, she could potentially kill yoi, deal with it fucking nigger.

Oh and btw, educate yourself, fucking shame you are.
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>>687173280
Candida, or yeast. E. Coli, various streptococci, listeria, and staphylococci.

Just crack a book you turd burglar
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>>687161418


Your immune system must be fucking weak. Probably a result of your cancerous AIDS you flaming faggot. I'm going to eat ass and you can't stop me. Neither can she.
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>>687170322
Yeast infections can make you just as sick as getting poop in your dick.
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>>687173629
Damn are you a detective?
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>>687173529
Yeah I pray for the day where a girl will flush out her butt with warm water on demand just so I can lick her asshole when convenient...
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>this was my ultimate fetish back when i was single
>got into a relationship
>regularly hear gf farting
>not so into it now
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When I see something like this during my day the only thing I can think about is sticking my tongue in it.
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>>687173900
It's not exclusively transmitted by sex though you fucking idiot.
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>>687173900

Might as well stop drinking water in case you choke.
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>>687173450
What the fuck made you think I was asking a fucking question, faggot?
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>>687162111
>I don't wipe my ass
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>>687174096
Na, just an anon who was there when a thread was posted to figure out wtf we were looking at.
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>>687174247
no
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>>687173175
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>>687173900
Zika isn't fatal. It's not even especially dangerous unless you're a pregnant woman. To a healthy young man, it's comparable to the flu.
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>>687161418
PC culture... made a generation of victimized pussies clambering to the top of the oppression Olympics.
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>>687161418
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>>687171862
Shit is stored in your colon you fucking shithead. Keep thinking eating and fucking ass is gross and let's see how much fun you have before you die. Oh btw asses can be very clean retardo
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>>687174116
Not big enough imo, half the thrill is your face being surrounded by warm soft jiggling cheeks as you lodge you tongue in her butt.
It's pretty boring if it's a pancake ass
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>>687174107
You don't have to like it, but to call people out on enjoying sex is some tumblr shit. MEN ARE PIGS. ANAL IS GROSS.
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>>687174471
what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
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>>687174258
>I stick toiler paper inside my butt when wiping
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>>687174224
But you spoke as though it couldn't be sexually transmitted. It doesn't matter if you're the same guy who said that or not. Just admit that you're incredibly fucking stupid
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>>687174595
Thats the reason this thread even exists.
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>>687161418
You're gay
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>>687174405
You re straying from the point.
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>>687161418
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who like having their asshole's tongued, and people who haven't tried it yet.
Pic related: I like it furry
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Yeah, I don't get the appeal either. I've tried anal enough to know that I don't like anal. Fuck no, I won't be licking any asses.
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>>687174107
Is it really that hard to believe? Is it any weirder than shaving or brushing your teeth?
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>>687161418
B-but this is a homosexual practice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM
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>>687174595
the fucking topic of the thread dipshit.
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>>687174553
You're right. Let me try that again. THIS hot Target ass would make me want to want to eat ass all day, everyday.
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>>687168298
>Tries to makes a statement about intellect
>Misspells hypocrisy

.....
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>>687161418
>>687168445
we need wayyy more girls like this
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>>687174405
There has been death by Zika.
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>>687174900
So I'm pedantic. Accuracy is important.
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>>687174116
Good point. I agree.
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>>687175149
There has been death by flu, too, but you don't think of it as a deadly virus, do you?
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>>687174951
Coming from someone who had female siblings and a mother I'm pretty sure out of the things they did daily enemas weren't one of them.
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>>687175360
only pussies, weaklings and old faggots die from flu. fuck em. to weak to live.
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>>687175360
If a virus kills, tautology says that it's a deadly virus.
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>>687175238
It's not a matter of accuracy regarding whether it could be transmitted or not. It's a separate topic entirely. What you said may be true but not relevant
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>>687161418
Virgin fuck... he's eatting the pussy. Also, if a girl is 8/10+, life doesn't get any better.
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>>687174528
He never said it wasn't idiot, he said the rectum was the terminal ending.
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b is full of traps, furries, dick rate threads, but anal is the problem.
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>>687161832
Good. I desire to you a lot of healthy children
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>>687174709
>>687174988

how is that possibly the topic of this thread? the thread is about the op's apparent disgust for analingus. how does the oppression olympics relate to rimjobs?
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>>687175790
I hope he doesn't ask for blowjobs then.
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>>687171159
limp dick
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>>687164918
It's a matter of preference. It's basically like the difference between Cabernet and Chardonnay.
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>>687167863
It's like the shape is there but her cheeks have no volume. Just a flat plane with a butthole in the middle. Not enough squish.
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>>687175050
Much better, that sweet butt is made for tonguing
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>>687168012
Ooohhh yeah. Id eat her asshole all day and night
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>>687168012
>kid in the backseat

poor lady
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>>687176298
Alors radicalement quelque chose de différent.

On ne parle pas de négresse et de rousse, anon.
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Tongue ghetto ass
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>>687161418
tossing salad is nothing new at all.
/thread
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>>687177740
Id suck on it
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I just wish everybody was as unhappy and sexually repressed as I am. Not even being sarcastic or trolling.
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>>687178291
I won't ask disingenuous questions. Can you say what your internal dialogue is like?
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>>687175050
>Naughty
I bet
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>>687178667
Looks like a coal burner if I've ever seen one.
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>>687175461
And how would you know this? Unless you're into incest with your family, so you know what time they flush out their asshole pipes.
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>>687178366
Geezzz id love to let that sit in my face.
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>>687179183
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>>687179358
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>>687179497

bro that's a qt 3.14
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>>687179269
Just texted my sister & she said no she didn't.
There you go. Simple
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>>687177437
I think it's great you're learning French Ahmed, but we speak English on this Angolan minefield clearing forum.
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>>687170057
wow /b is such a liberal place wow such enlightement, wow so hipster n shit... You fucking cuck
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>>687161832
Not ok anon
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>>687179497
How's her body. I need to know for science
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>>687162619
sauce?
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>>687180893
3/10 butt
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