Just curious... has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Just curious... has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
>>687122832
I fucked your mom, she's a famous whore.
>>687122832
yeah but i'm famous too so that doesn't count.
>>687122832
I fucked a b list actress back in 2007.
>>687122832
I fucked a Belfast in a Maisie Williams in houseparty
>>687122832
I doubt Miss Nebraska 1992 counts, but she did compete for Miss America.
>>687122929
who?
I fucked a girl that was Miss Colorado and competed on a show called Nashville Star.....so not really.
I want to ha. Start a male escort service.
fucked ariana grande and bella throne
I once fucked Michelle Obama back in college. We were both drunk and I doubt she'd even remember (not that she would ever admit to it though). But yeah, the pussy was pretty good, especially for a black girl. Not flappy, smelly, or disgusting. Certainly not the best I'd ever had, but I'd give it a 7/10.
>>687122832
I had sex with Lizzy Hale about 4-5 years ago. Does that count?
>>687122832
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.
>>687123314
AnnaLynne McCord. We still talk occasionally, she is really down to earth.
>>687123314
Al Sharpton
>>687123376
You could not be a worse liar.
i slept withy boxxy a few times
>>687123511
Who hasn't?
>>687123442
Nice
>>687123511
I heard she sharted and queefed
Yes. Michelle Obama.
her
but she isnt that famous really
it was in 86
Dillion Harper and Kacey Jordan. Paid.
>>687123550
you
>>687123576
So are you barak obama
>>687123511
gross...
Brianna frost
>>687123376
story of it?
>>687123382
no way
>>687123429
Was she any good?
I got to figured out a way to do that. Famous people are loaded too. Imagine getting in good with one.
>>687123376
Awful liar
>>687122832
your mum got famous after I fucked her
>>687123694
Had a threesome with them,
>has /b/ ever fucked someone?
fix'd that for you
>>687123890
>>687123890
Not a story, faggot. Green text that shit
>>687123644
Damn she looka hot
fucked a local news weathergirl once wasnt nothing special tho
I fucked all three of the Kardashian sisters in the ass. They kept calling me back everyday for years until one day I showed up a funeral and gave them all the roughest fuck ever and they were so satisfied they never bothered me again.
>>687123644
>>687124064
>serial killer
Welp
>>687123382
so awesome if true, bro. congrats!
>>687123890
Are you Miranda Cosgrove?
>>687124137
You tell stories like an Italian immigrant.
i fucked megan fox she told i have the biggest dick ever and moaned for me a lot. thhen she told me she loved me so i backed off gotta stay away from crazy am i right lol
>>687124494
oh yeah it was in her ass too. she loves anal but only with me
Does it count if I shook hands with Lindsey Stirling then immediately went to the bathroom and used that hand to jack off to her?
>>687122832
>"has /b/ ever fucked someone?"
there i fixed it for you
>>687124719
Yes
>>687123744
Very good, ugly puss though.
>>687122832
Yes. I fucked Kim Kardashian
>>687124380
underrated post
>>687122832
i mean... she's not a celeb, but she is often on react channel.
popped her cherry
Nobody's gonna believe me on this, but I don't care. I fucked Taylor swift.
>be me
>have VIP tickets to T Swift's concert, which includes a meet and greet backstage after the show
>sold out concert, Taylor performs flawlessly
>get backstage
>taylor is already piss drunk, yelling at people that she didn't get that exact food that she requested on her rider, and generally just throwing a hissy fit
>me and about twelve other people get to meet her
>she's being a bit of a bitch, clearly only meeting us out obligation and still complaining about her food the whole time
>we're about to leave, meet and greet is wrapping up
>taylor looks, points right in my face
>"wait, you sssstay"
>she grabs my hand and takes me back to her dressing room, where we proceed to have sloppy drunken sex
>tell her I'm about to blow my load
>"cum on these titties"
>"much obliged"
>bust huge load all over her titties
>out of nowhere, Taylor starts belting out "SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OO-OO-OFF SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OO-OO-OFF"
>starts shaking her cum soaked boobs left and right
>cum starts flying everywhere, all around the room and back onto my body and face
I will never hear that song the same way.
Alysha Del Valle many years ago before she was on TV..although she is not very famous.
Not that famous but i fucked that dannie girl from american pickers. Also her sister tara
http://www.strawpoll.me/10348569
Well?
>>687125499
who is she?
>>687125884
Story? Pics??
>>687125554
fuckin a trap
are you gay?
>>687125554
>Nobody's gonna believe me on this, but I don't care. I fucked Taylor swift.
Well with a preface like that, it must be true!
>>687125554
ur right, i dont believe you
>>687123382
You fucked a black tranny you faggot, educate yourself
>>687126031
>ur
Go back to middle school son.
marlon brando when I was just a wee lad
Hayley williams when she was starting her career. Shit was so cash, would bang that tiny redhead again anytime
>>687125554
Totally believe it. Calling In Touch as I type.
Christen Press. Chick LOVES anal.
>>687123382
And if you believe that one.
>>687122832
Gonna date myself a bit with this one, but I got a blowjob from the "Noxema Girl" Rebecca Gayheart at a tiki bar at a hotel in Hilton Head SC ~10-12 years ago.
I've led an otherwise uneventful life.
>>687126430
>Chick LOVES anal
for the love of GOD, all details and greentext
>>687125554
which concert?
>>687126502
That was post 90210. How was she holding up back then? Wonder what she looks like now.
>>687123393
Fuckin liar
Olivia munn in Oklahoma high school days, she went by Lisa. 9/10 poon
>>687125904
Looks like Rachel.
Miranda Cosgrove. She was freaky and bitchy. No condom, no rules kinda slut.
>>687126561
Lamb of God
>>687126781
I want to believe...but can't
>>687126531
Sorry anon. I'm not much of a story teller. But basically we went to school together in Palos Verdes. We used to mess around in school, and we lost touch after she went to Stanford. Saw her at a bar in LA a few years ago, we exchanged texts..and one thing lead to another. Banged her 4 times, each time finished in her ass. She is super afraid of getting pregnant and having to sit out. She thinks she would lose her spot.
>>687126616
Didn't even realize that she was on BH 90210, but yes way after. BH 90210 was big when I was in middle school, this was several years later in my mid 20's.
My GF was in a wedding, so I was hanging out at the hotel bar while she was at the rehearsal, Getting bombed, and I notice a pretty hot chick sit two bar stools away. Looked familiar, but it took me a few minutes to place the face. Had introduced myself and were engaged in chit-chat when it hit me and asked if she was indeed the Noxema Girl. Confirmed, and we kept on chatting and drinking. Asks me to come back to her room, but I was forced to decline as I was meeting my GF for dinner in 10 mins. She said "how about a blowjob in the bathroom" and I couldn't help but agree. Decent blowjob turned 10/10 coming from famous chick. Face pretty, body pretty nice, smallish yet firm and perfect tits and nice nipples.
Wish I would have had time to seal the deal and fuck her, but who doesn't have regrets in life?
Ended up marrying the GF, so it's probably best I didn't fuck Noxema Girl
>>687122832
Holly Earl... pretty famous... pretty nice ass
>>687127449
My inner teenager is jealous /b/ro. Good job.
>>687126828
How so? What happened?
>>687125904
will keep that for now cuz she is not only on teens, she is on kids react too
>>687123644
>>687126729
We hit it off at the Reading Terminal in Philly. I was tanking a few drinks and she made a comment about the Sabbath-esque bar shirt I was wearing. We went down to P.O.P.E on Passyunk, went to Jim's after last call and then back to an apartment. I don't think it was actually her's. I didn't find out she was famous until a little while later. We still keep in touch, but I'm not a fan of her music.
>>687127871
too tired to type
>all night nasty fucking, she loved rough, depraved talk
>snorted a lot of coke of my dick. a lot.
>fucked her ass, ass-to-mouth cumming all over her face
>fucking herself with a huge vibrator
>high as hell, chanting nonsense like ”all men are pig, all men are rapist” and so while I was fucking her
>begged me to choke her while fucking her doggy until she passed out. Luckily, I was not that high, I did it at first, but chickened out.
>next day, we went to the cinema, she was the sweetest girl ever, like if last night was just a nice date
It was a good fuck, but never again. Bitch is crazy.
I typefucked Mandy Moore on ICQ when we were both 14. Does that count?
i almost got raped by clifford robert olsen
my friend ray king wanted me go to the park with him and maybe the nice man with the van would be there again but i played d+d instead with my other buddies
ray ended up dead i did not
>>687122832
Victoria Justice before she had her show.
I met her through this fat guy, Dan something..
>>687129022
nice meme
Haley Reinhart and Taissa Farmiga
>>687128683
How do you know it was her?
>>687123410
Love the pierces, how was she?
I fucked jessica alba when she was working on the pilot for dark angel, no one will believe me anyways
No, but melonie mac responded when i talked to her in the twitch chat once.
>>687129422
I don't. But it could've been. That's the great thing about the internet: anonymity. A part of me just hopes it was her. If it wasn't, oh well. I have met celebs outside of the internet.
Used to fuck Watson when we were teens.
Gross and awful bitch now.
Wouldnt admit to it in person.
>>687128575
danny boy trained her well
The US government fucks me every day.
>>687130005
As in Emma?
>>687129022
details
>>687130278
As in Sherlock Holmes assistent
>>687129855
not even dubs will make me believe you
I fucked Gary busey back when he was mentally stable
>>687125499
>>687125904
>>687128117
I think that's Rae.
>>687129855
Did she spit or swallow?
>>687122917
Who are you then?
>>687130785
That's Jonah Hill ofc.
What other loser would browse /b/ while being famous?
>>687130943
Or Seth Rogen
>>687122832
Fucked sandra bullock in the early 90's. It was before speed and demolition man.
>>687123651
How much? Did they film it?
>>687129908
Like who, anon?
>>687131012
It's Leonard Nemoy's Ghost
>>687129724
She was great.
We blew me a little and I ate her out. We fucked twice but no crazy postions. I had to leave the next morning.
>>687130211
that creepy pic never gets old
>>687130943
I heard tay swift browses pol.
Might also be on b
>Halloween
>Me Dressed as a priest
>All in black - look fucking good
>See grill looks liek pic related
>no costume
>"You know you look liek Eliza Dushku?"
>her "Yeah, I get that a lot"
>her "Do you think she's pretty?"
>me "are you kidding, she's adorable!"
>her "thanks"
>big smile
>walks away
>1/2 hr. l8er
>go out 4 a smoke
>she's there
>some guy leaning up on her
>sees me
>pushes him away
>wraps her arms around my neck & jams her tongue down my throat
>go back to her hotel room & going at it until 8:30 in the AM
>>687131230
She blew me a little*
>>687130943
>>687131012
I don't think either of these guys fucked anyone
>>687126828
Dan, fuck off
>>687123971
>>687131526
Dan "if she's on nick, she's on the dick" Schneider
>>687123382
Ape fucking fag
>>687126828
>>687128575
Nice pasta. Where are people getting the idea that she's a coked out cumdumpster at USC.
>>687131335
I want to believe
Melissa Etheridge when she played Boston 3-4 years ago. She's back in town at the end of this month and wondering if I should try to meet her again.
>>687133377
story?
Yes.
I've hit Bailee Madison on set of Bridge to Terabithia.
>>687131335
Who?
>>687133377
Femanon?
>>687123382
Yeah right. Her cunt must be fuckin awful.
>>687133565
Me
>filename
>name in story
dumbass
>>687133513
Not much to tell. I had a friend at the Orpheum Theater where she played who got me back stage for rehersals. She saw me there and we chatted for a couple of minutes and she asked me where I was sitting for the concert. Told her I wasn't going and she said I would be her guest. Backstage, dressing room and after a few drinks we got driven to her hotel and I spent the night. She was nice.
>>687133721
lezanon
>>687133377
>>687133721
she's as gay as the day is long
I was Mary Kate's boyfriend in fifth grade before she moved. No sex, but everything up to it.
This used to be more notable. She hasn't done anything recently.
>>687133804
Sarah michelle gellar?
>>687133928
you are correct. that made two of us.
Back when I lived in Nyc I was fwb with this smokin hot blonde chick I worked bar with. She was bisexual and into the whole group thing. She takes me to this swinger party on the upper east side. This one guy takes notice of her and asks me if we'd like to soft swap. I'm like lets meet your chick and see if we're all cool with it. She comes over and it's Rachel Ray. We all had a soft swap. She gives great head. It was the only time during the whole swap she was into it. I have a feeling she did it more for him. Believe me or not, just google Rachel Ray husband swinger if you don't.
>>687134067
you are too stupid to live
>>687133928
Is she straight at night?
>>687123644
noice.
>>687134078
>lezanon
>/b/
>???
>serious doubts
>>687134179
Don't get me wrong but what is the first girl famous for?
>>687134179
fuckin normies
>>687123675
Buuuuullshit. Story?
Any famous lurking this thread? How is fucking with random people?
>>687134303
let me get this straight... you probably haven't questioned ANY of the tall tales written in this thread but you question that a female could actually post on /b? you are in need of help.
>>687134344
>Don't get me wrong
but, you are SOOooo wrong, how could I not?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliza_Dushku
I got a handy from Debbie Harry at Ozzfest '96.
I haven't fucked anyone really famous. I fucked 2 girls who later became porn stars. Not like really good ones, just some b class porn stars. And Mallory Ervin who was miss kentucky. She played in that retarded show the amazing race. After she became miss kentucky she left morganfield and never fucking looked back.
I paid to fuck Rachel starr when she was on her tour in LA. One of the best blowjobs i ever fucking had, it was pretty expensive, i dont know if i would redo it.
>>687134672
Hmm why can't remember her from buffy?
I had sex with Liz Kats/Risi Simms when she was 18 before she started going anything online.
I don't know if she's famous enough to count though.
>>687134568
no, I question that a lesbian femanon WOULD post on /b/
>everyone on the internet is telling the truth
>>687123653
>much greentext
>>687133928
Thought someone would have joking. That's why I asked.
>>687133721
Is she as good ss her music when you were with her?
Holly Willoughby in '98, shit was cash tbh. She was still a regular normie back then
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>687134521
I'm famous in my own mind and I fuck with a lot of random people. In fact, I'm fucking with you right now.
>>687134881
that's hot
>>687126502
Jesus.
>>687134971
why? there's a lot of funny shit on /b. does it have to be reserved only for straight guys (including straight guys who like traps)?
>>687122917
Thanks Taylor Swift
>>687126616
I'd stay away from Noxema if I were you.
>>687135428
Ew wtf
>>687128575
She was my first crush. I envy you so much if that really happened. I will kill just to meet her once, nevermind to fuck her.
>>687126502
Most believable story I have every read in one of these
>lead to an otherwise uneventful life
also these threads expose how many anons are old fucking men on here now
Also that chick was super hot and I remember those commercials - did you nut in her mouth?
>>687135021
you bastard
>>687134174
Where did you cum?
I got a blowjob from Jennette Mccurdy in a club bathroom 5 years ago. I was 20 at the time. Will greentext in a moment
Fucked a Page 3 model Nikki Lewis in the 90s ..Britbang
>>687136241
>Will greentext in a moment
thanks, bro
>>687131019
I liked Demolition Man, but I always hate her for passing up on Speed 2
>>687135006
-as
>>687135125
At the time we were both trashed and it was just a sloppy mess, not the greatest sex.
It's hotter thinking back on it now due to the fact I licked the same pussy that Lexi Belle later did..
>>687122832
i've met shailene woodley, hunter and joey king... they all went to my school... not joey because she is younger by a few years.
i've met alexis adams the porn actress
none of these people are famous, really
it goes without saying i fucked none of them
I fucked a professional hockey player (rather, he fucked me). I'm a guy.
>>687136241
> be me
> walk in bathroom
> be Jennette Mccurdy see average guy walking in, but get turned on anyway
>hoovers my junk like the henry she is
> lI cum, she leaves without saying a word
> mfw
>>687134174
The tv amateur chef?
She is kinda famous i guess. It was best birthday present ever.
>>687136587
Before she turned in to taco belle?
>>687135021
Good man
>>687136611
Peter Forsberg?
>>687129235
Story???
Does fucking one of Emma Watson's closest friends count? Anyway I met Watson as well, never anything sexual between us though.
>>687136665
cool story. was she high? she swallowed?
2008
TIL: 90% of/b has fucked someone famous
>>687135672
you sound a bit on the crazy side. get that shit in check nigga
>>687137151
fuck off reddit fag
u are the cancer polluting this board
>>687136861
>Peter Forsberg
no
>>687122832
>Implying anyone here ever had sex
>Implying the reason we're here it's not because we want fap material
>>687137040
Does she really have that 1800th accent or is she only pretending?
>>687137162
Anon is a waifufag. Nothing special here. Are you a newfag?
>>687136665
Did you even see her huge tits?
>>687131019
>687122917
How's she like? I've heard she preferred girls.
>>687137780
Who doesn't
>>687137378
This was more than 10 years ago, we were 15, at the time she did not have it, may have become natural for her now though, not gonna throw any shit, we were alright friends tbh.
>>687137495
Just one cause I pulled it out, but didn't want to push my luck, ok, but kinda saggy
>>687124494
>i fucked megan fox she told i have the biggest dick ever and moaned for me a lot. thhen she told me she loved me so i backed off gotta stay away from crazy am i right lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuUFEgh22yE
>>687137162
>thinking that's crazy
good luck with Chloe and Taylor fags
Fucked, no!
Getting fucked, yes! I'm a boy but not homofag.
>John Travolta
>>687122832
Does being bummed by Jimmy Saville and Paul Gadd count?
>>687138621
it does in court
Banged a chick in HS who eventually appeared on The Amazing Race a few times.
>>687138382
lol
Did you facefucked her too? Was she a deepthroater?
>>687136665
such a short greentext.
more details?
>>687134971
I recall someone on /b did have sex with Ellen page, back in high school. Apparently doggied her at a lake.
>>687139257
got to keep her bra
binned it about 2 years after on accident
>mfw
>>687122973
So is that thread a meme now? I was watching that thread grow rapidly.
fucked her while on holiday in LA
>>687135428
OOFTAH!
>>687139835
Can believe that. My uncle works at Nickelodeon and told me the two Icarly girls were such a whores at their time there.
>>687131697
>png
kek
>>687139835
Your story is more funny than hot ;)
Keep talking, please.
>>687124432
Holy fuck! 10/10
>>687123511
she shitcoat my cousin´s dick
>>687136241
Are you a nigga? She is a well-know coalburner.
>>687130245
Underrated post
>>687130245
>>687122832
Yes
>>687142109
moar
>>687125958
dannie
>>687129235
Went to hs with Haley, she notoriously got around from the time she was a freshman. A buddy of mine is a PA on AHS so I got to chill for a few days on set of coven. She was chill, we all smoked together, we hooked up.
>>687125884
>>687125958
>>687142851
me & her in 06 i believe
>>687142109
hot pic. details?
>>687123382
You fucked a tranny?
>>687125554
Could be true. Celebrities have a lot of sex because few people say no to them. Watch out for STDs, though.
>>687142109
>sexing this bitch like WOWW
>>687122832
I fucked Adam Vinatieri's sister. Christine. She was meh. His brother Beau was a faggot too.
Yes I have, and if /b/ can guess who, i'll post pictures
Heres some facts:
>It was in Toronto
>It was in 2007
>I was in high school at the time
>Shes brunette
>Went on to act in 2 major productions
>>687143563
>Kat Dennings?
>>687136809
Vitaly?
>>687128683
Fucking ICQ!
Amazing
>>687143563
The bitch from high school musical
>>687143563
yeah! me too
>She's 2008
>I dunked her in Toronto
>I has pics of her asshole
>She did a nude scene last year
>It was not impressive but she got the big bazongos
>>687131019
Was before love potion number nine
When she still had fucked up teeth
I fucked Rachael Riley off countdown at around 2004 I think
>>687142109
nigger semen?
hired a porn actress 5 years ago. Not really worth the money I paid, but I really wanted to fuck her.
>>687134690
This actually sounds real
>>687142109
Yeah, right. Not fake at all
>>687143008
not really a celeb,i guess,but she is a semen demon
>>687127207
same
>>687122832
If being the biggest slut in town then yes, I fucked OP's sister
>>687137137
You sir, my hero
Those that have hired porn stars how did you go about that? Cuz one I like is nearby me and I wouldn't mind it
>>687145065
go through an agency. They (most) check out your credentials tio make sure you aren't an officer. That's how I got Sindy Lange. I do hear stories of people hiring actresses while they are stripping or hooking up through social media, but I never did that.
>>687144785
oh her and her sis Tara, both dont mind fucking someone with the other in the same bed
>>687145407
Yea I thought about like DMing Her IG to try my luck. She lives like a suburb over from me and has been active again which makes me think she might be getting back into the biz
>>687122832
hes uglyb as shit and she look like a monster and is ugly as shit and is a hater
>>687122832
tytyty
>>687145479
no interest, sorry, last pic mates. Thought pics were better than just writing. Also more pics
>>687133997
That makes you about 58 now, right?
>>687145587
Good luck. I've rarely read about performers who don't provide a good experience, but you are paying to fuck a specific person, not usually get your mind blown. Closest I've read to that was a guy who hired Sophie Dee. He paid her extra for a true GF experience. He wishes he hadn't as she fucked his brains out. Read this on the old Cheggit board.
>>687145646
wot mate?
I saw up some singers skirt when we were tree climbing together (on holiday at same place).
>>687145747
Do you have her tits?
>>687122832
I've fucked Palmela Anderson!
>>687130211
pedo old faggot...
>>687146425
no, but she does burlesque, always fucking tassles
>>687142109
moar please?!
>>687146731
Damn. She is hot
>>687125884
Nice bro, I watched that show a few times
Good on you for posting pics
>>687145646
calm down, anon
>>687146731
you could just pm her on fb,she would prob just send you a tit pic
>>687123382
Get the fuck out of 4chan, Barack
>>687146547
Enjoying your Hep-C?
>>687146731
Who is this?
I fucked Tori Spelling back in the early 90's. She was very aggressive, once we got back to her place she demanded that we played "spaceman". Basically I had to pack her ass with cocaine and orbit my cock around "Uranus" while repeating "Open the pod bay doors please Hal" over and over. 5/7 would do again
>>687147149
almost pussy shot?
>>687125958
thought she was married then?
>>687147290
danielle colby cushman ''American Pickers'' she does burlesque also as ''Dannie Diesel''
>>687124494
top kek
Does my memeing hand count?
>>687147597
Nice. She looks more roller derby then burlesque tho
I fucked ron Jeremy in his hairy ass. Honestly I can guarantee that no one in this thread has fucked a celebrity because apparently EVERYONE has
>>687124504
i wonder how many people have masturbated to this gif. kinda slightly turns me on.
>>687125554
top kek
>>687147855
she actually did /does sometimes do rolling derby with her sister!
Just a reminder that:
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>687126268
story please!!!!
>>687125554
probably fake but had a good laugh, thanks anon
>>687147597
keep trying to find stories about her sluttiness. Nothing so far.
>>687130245
underrated post
>>687148545
she isnt to well known , besides that show. its mostly a sinclaire idaho thing. she is a party girl
>>687142881
taissa have any bush?
>>687149302
I just googled her, I guess she looks pretty good with all the make up and shit when she's dressed up, but tbh she looks like a scalleywag in these pics.
>>687149630
her teeth are really bad,if you ever met her.smells really bad
>>687149884
wrong pic, like garlic and gas
I've posted this in a thread before, and it's not ultra exciting, but I fucked Anna Beth Gish in highschool. This was the late 80's, if any of you know who she is.
>>687150086
She used to cohost dinner and a movie on tbs, can't think of anything else
new thread when
>>687150294
She did XFiles too. She also did some chick shows. She was also in Wyat Earp and Mystic Pizza, though I didn't think she was very good in either. I was fucking her in the Mystic Pizza days.
> I fucked x person
fucking liar
whats the point if this thread
>>687128117
Not like anyone will believe you anyway. Go ahead and tell us.
