When my girlfriend sends me stupid shit like this I honestly just want to break up with her
Fuck off with those snapchat filters you cunt
>be her
>be a virgin
>be a nerd
>piss off your boyfriend
>don't do the sex
>be a DC and Marvel fan or whatever they're called
I mean
She likes warhammer for fuck sake
I don't care, I fucked a hot waitress like two weeks ago anyway, I could probably get with her and leave my dumb ass gf
Haha high five /b/ros
Your fantasies are leaking.
>>687122086
>haha high five /b/ros
I feel you bro
Do her and the rest of us a favor and kill yourself op
>>687122086
Why doesn't she want to put out? Is she trying to impress people by keeping her body 'sacred'?
(OP HERE)
Dubs gets to decide how I break up with her on snapchat
>>687122086
>>687122086
Give me her snapchat and I'll mess with her when I get home.
>>687122086
kill it with fire dude
>>687122526
I'll give it to you when I break up with her
>>687122086
>Haha high five /b/ros
How can you be this autistic
>>687122086
get nudes faggot
>>687122629
with a flamethrower
>>687122086
firstly, ask for nudes, demand them, or demand to fuck, if not, say she is selfish, and she should fuck off
>>687122283
Underrated post
>>687122783
She won't fuck me bro
I've tried countless times
she was abused as a child OP how could you not figure that out?
>>687122086
get your girlfriend to shoot you in the back of the head you fucking autist
>>687122283
>>687122817
Same fag
>>687122924
Have you tried alcohol or anything to get loosy goosy?
Demand nudes then , if not tell dumo her on the spot.
>>687122924
and you're with her why? you're a fucking tool trying to impress nobodies on /b/
why don't you do the world a double favor, and take her into a car, then drive into oncoming traffic
>>687122086
Dont brake up with her, you will regrett it.
It ist only neccesary to break up if you dont feel anyting !
If you are mad , that means you still have feelings for her.
The opposite of love is not hatriot, it is indifference or apathy.
If i ever had a daughter who put all that shit in her face I'd knock her into next week.
>>687122500
Tell her you sent a sample of her DNA for testing. Today it came back revealing she has 0.0001% Jewish DNA so you would dishonor your ancestors by having her as your girlfriend.
>>687123016
Shouldn't matter anymore. It's in the past, and she needs to grow up.
>>687122924
How old is she,??
>>687122924
How long have you been with her?
My last ex was a virgin, and the first month we just fooled around and I licked her and shit. It wasn't until the second month that we started having sex.
>>687123083
>hatriot
>hat riot
>>687122924
Dude she obviously wants you to force her into it
Jesus Christ b
>>687123133
Looks like a bull
>>687123016
She was kinda
By her uncle
He used to make her touch him
He killed himself infront of her
But I didn't think that would effect our sex life?
>>687123241
>>687123043
>>687122817
>>687122283
only samefags call samefags samefags
samefag
>>687123327
I'm pretty sure that would op
>>687123207
>Inb4 TF2.
HAT RIOT!
>>687123189
15, I'm 20 next month
>>687123205
Two weeks and 4 days
>>687123083
Whow, thats deep. R u quoteing gandi or shakespeer or was thatt Alli?
>>687123327
i got bad news for you OP
your girlfriend is both fat and a YIFF
>>687123083
>>687123064
>>687123044
dont encourage this piece of human garbage go validate your pubescent ego somewhere else
>>687122086
>don't do the sex
Why are you even with her?
>>687122086
Hope ya future wife cheats on to brah. HAHEHAHAHAHEKARMASABITCHJAHAHEHEKILLMEHSJSHS
>>687123327
>Rape is an option.
>>687123160
Rolling for this.
>>687122086
Hopefully those manly piercings are filters too, right?
Also, she's underage and by this post you are very, very underage, or at least mentally.
>>687123327
Show her some BBC and post reaction
>>687123445
Yiff?
Ask for nudes ...if no nudes onspot dumpage...bambam and screenshot post the ensuing drama
>>687122086
kys
>>687122086
>Haha high five /b/ros
Don't touch me you filth
>>687122086
But Warhammer is the best m8, keep her
>>687123566
>>687123427
abort thread
>>687123566
Hahahahhaa dubbbbbssssss DELIVER OP
>>687122086
>wants to post pics of his gf/girl he wants to fuck
>needs some bait backstory for replies
>mfw
>>687123510
She's 15 and I'm 20 next week
Is it a red flag that sometimes she dreams about just sleeping with other men?
>>687122500
I demand to see more leg.
Request her some more revealing pictures
>>687123427
Wow.
Okay yeah fuck you OP. You don't just expect a woman to GIVE herself to you within 2 weeks of knowing you.
>>687123528
The only yiff I know means sex between furries or some shit like that
Just stop being a fag and go get nudes . Its what we are all waiting for
>>687123427
>15, I'm 20 next month
Maybe make airplane noises with your dick out you sick fuck, and plz get new gf that's developed
>>687123747
He's trying to get the Chris Hanson guy in here
If she won't fuck you it's because you suck at getting her in the mood. That, my friend, is beta as fuck.
>>687123566
This....deliver you cuck
>>687123816
Actually you do.
Unless you meet women that don't know what they want and try to convince them
> White Knight detected
>>687123427
ok guyse confirmed troll.
>>687123747
get her friend's snapchat and send dick pics until she finds out and dumps you
>>687123907
OP ruined it by saying she's 15.
>>687123747
You understand that it's statutory rape if you two have sex right?
>>687123427
You should save yourself some time and just register as a sex offender now.
>>687123747
Did you atleast finger her or something?
>>687123936
chris as in moot? didnt he leave the internet
>>687122086
Hmmmm.... How about flooding her with the worst you can find on /b/ and THEN breaking up?
>>687123566
Oh we got dubs...rawwl
>>687124005
Explain? 15 years is legal in many places and he's not even getting any pussy lol
>>687124065
Wat
>>687124003
Reminder it's not rape if she is asking for it
>>687122629
Tell her she looks like a pig. Because she looks like a pig.
I'd break up with her. Seems annoying as fuck.
Eh fuck this i rather go fap. Anyone got a good website? Mless is getting boring
>>687124118
ya u right
>>687123445
I kek'd way too hard
>>687123747
ANOTHER PEDO FUUUUCKING REEEEE
>>687124177
Zoo nation
>>687123445
do pigs even count as furries?
>>687124118
It's still statutory rape Even with consent shit head
>>687124097
Rawl
I asked her for nudes
Time to dump her
>>687123207
I actually had to sit and think what "hatriot" could be.
Jesus, I hate this place.
>>687123818
If you dont know what yiffing is you haven't lived am i right?
>>687124097
Rolling
>>687122086
Nothing wrong with warhammer you fucking normie.
>>687124340
Tell her you have a rape fetish
>>687124097
Rolling for this
>>687124065
moot is kill
>>687123327
Yes...That....Would?
Are you autistic?
Am I being trolled?
>>687124340
maybe she sends some if you say you bracke up with her
>>687123747
I don't get it. Is she trying to be funny?
>>687122283
This
>>687122500
Snapchat yourself taking black dick then send it to her with the captions "oogity boogity niggers a floopity"
>>687124340
Send her a dick pick
>>687124364
I'm confused what
>>687124340
Better yet just send her this thread lol
>>687122086
>trying this hard
>>687124340
Hur durr, I can't see past puting my dik in some thing, so if this gurl can't accommodate that, that must mean she's a cunt... Hur durr, better go dump her so I can get pussi
>>687124340
lmao is she really your gf
She is not real. Get the fuck out.
>>687124340
You're just an ass hole.
Consider killing yourself
>>687124469
she's a meme master
>>687122086
>She likes Warhammer
>She
>Warhammer
She 100% plays Nids. Drop that xeno loving cunt and fuck sluts man, do it for Him.
>>687124315
Not if no one knows about it
>>687122086
Feel you, OP
My gf does this filter shit as well. I tell her it's a basic bitch thing. Works pretty well.
I sent her three snaps
1: "you're a fucking pig"
2: "I fucked that delios waitress and it's your fault"
3: "your uncle should of killed you too"
She suffers from really bad anxiety and now she's having an anxiety attack hahah
>>687124699
Sorry, pic related
>>687124340
I> don't feel comfortable with the raging boner you induce me every time you sent me a pic either
solid 4/10 op, great catch.
definitely a keeper
>>687124340
Tell her you are horny af and send dick pic
>>687124699
Thats not op no way
Nice try spider
>>687124340
This kind of faggot can get a girlfriend.
Why can't i?
>>687124556
This
>>687124097
Rollerino
Look into the all bleach diet OP, if you both stick to it I think it would really help your relationship
>>687124699
Woah bro I thought she was an annoying cunt too but that's going a little overboard isn't it?
>>687124699
No pictures to backup those claims?
>>687124757
Rowan, I take it that both of you are UK friends?
>>687124757
Send her a dick pic OP
>>687122086
Op as we all know, you are a filthy faggot. But don't break up with her yet, you could fuck other women at the time she doesn't give you her wee wee. Gets it?
>>687122629
What the fuck is that haircut, bitch looks like matilda when the puberty set in.
>>687123955
>White knight
Yeah, that's why I actually had a lasting 8 month relationship with a girl whom I not only took her vaginal virginity but her anal virginity too.
Face it, you're a cuck to your own desires. You're too impatient. I was patient enough to ease my ex in slowly before firmly planting the sign "I was here first" in both her cooch and ass.
>>687124340
>You always ask for nudes
>>687124967
looks like a man in a wig in the thumbnails
>>687124636
Fuck Sanguinius, fuck the Emperor and fuck you.
>>687124418
this nigga gets it
>>687124903
Nah he should break up
1-he's a fag
2-she's ugly
3-he doesn't even like her
4-he can fuck other women anyways
>>687124967
ded
>>687124874
Yeah, Plymouth.
Who wants her snapchat
>>687123327
Just leave her alone, She's broken, Don't be mean just let her abused ass go
>>687124340
>Always ask for nudes
>Not just taking them
What kind of beta cuck are you op?
>>687125139
meeeeeeee
>>687125139
i do
>>687125139
Drop it g
OP is a fucking asshole if anybody finds his shit post them here for justice
>>687123747
>15
>20
We'll there's your problem you faggot grow some balls and find a woman around your age.
>>687124997
cool man you're amazing write a poem about it
HAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHA!!!
>>687124757
Wtf why would you take a picture of yourself crying.
>>687124065
He is b&
>>687125243
/thread
>>687125155
Well.. that's homo
>>687124364
Die furfag
>>687125202
>>687125221
>knowing she's 15
you guuuuuys
>>687125139
>Can't breathe
Sucker confirmed
>>687125309
she's 15
>>687124757
Dude this shit is your problem. Who would ever date a fucking teenager who claims she was "raped"?
>>687122086
>>be a DC and Marvel fan or whatever they're called
what is whims of savagery
>>687125139
Send her a dick pic OP. Also besides
>The sex
Have you even touched her pink teen pussy?
For teh Emperah and all that shit
>>687124699
Way to go, you're officially the bigger cunt in this relationshit. Go hang yourself.
>>687123747
I bet he is just part of the tumblrino party and thinks because he got piercings and wears female clothes that he is a girl and he also got PTSD from twitter
>>687125092
>Horus
What an edgelord nigger crybaby.
>>687125096
Fuck off with that faggoty AoS faggotry, faggot.
Op please give us the snapchat
>>687125364
>She
Kek
>>687125309
my gf does that too, everytime after she argues with her parents, i fucking hate it. its so cringey i dont want to talk to her
>>687125139
well Row, you learned your lesson, don't date 15 year olds. They seem fun, but are retarded and shallow as much as one can get
>>687125335
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>687125165
fucking This.
>>687125309
>>687125364
It's also snapchat, the place raising kids now that facebook is solely for ad campaigns.
So she was just like, having a good time, being silly and snapping you and you make her freak out for no reason.
You're a dick.
>>687125489
>feelbadforme.jpg
>>687122086
>or whatever they're called
lol
>>687125489
"Oh shit there he goes!"
"Who?"
"The guy that cares!" *laughs out loud*
She will get pissed and if she leaves you let her. She will be back
>>687125450
what's with the hate, at least GW finally did something new
>>687124340
Brake up OP you seem like a douche. She's right not to have sex with you.
I'm pretty sure I could make her have sex with me if I was going out with her.
Not even gonna give you tips since I don't like you too much.
>>687125558
But just retards like snapchat filters.
>>687125558
Yeah, but she didn't put out after 2 weeks, so she deserved it or something.
>>687124967
Matilda grew up to be ugly.
>>687125489
just start beating her
>>687125679
>Brake
Faggot...
>>687125711
I enjoy the one where it takes images from your phone and does the face swap thing because I have a lot of porn
>>687122086
She's ugly looks like a man. Dump her smelly ass and start dating real girls instead of comic book tumblr feminists
>>687123327
>>687123327
hahahahahahaha ofcourse it will, everything we experience is life
>>687122086
Miss the most important point : she's a fat whale.
murder suicide
>>687125747
Here comes a true alpha!
Hi
I'm not OP but I do know the girl in these snapchats
Her snapchat is AyeshiaaMaee
She is not 15, she is 16
She has been single for ages now
Rowan is her cousin...
She has never had a boyfriend and the nerdy virgin stuff is true
She isn't crying in those photos she is laughing
I don't know who OP is or how he knows my friend but I can tell you this is all lies
Here is a picture of me and my friend to prove I'm not just trying to white knight this
You sound so much like this limey fucker
Gonna go for dumb kids all your life or are you gonna step up to real women?
>>687125662
"Come faggot! Show me what passes for bait among your misbegotten kind!"
>>687125139
Oh well, OP is a lying faggot
If you are not fucking her, then she isn't your girlfriend.
OP you are a beta cuck to even get into a relationshit with a girl without fucking her brains out beforehand. You're selling yourself below your value as a man.
pathetic thread
>>687125939
whats rowan's snapchat
>>687125939
Phew, I felt bad for her.
>>687125939
UNDERAGE B8
MODS MODS MODS
>>687123747
Pedophile fuck.
>>687123427
You expect a fifteen year old girl who is a virgin to fuck you after two weeks. Hahahahaha fucking virgin autist confirmed. Fuck off OP.
>>687124553
Told you. Sort of..
>>687126155
He never claimed to be underage ya dunce
>>687126155
Not that guy but you are probably underage too
>>687123160
Rollll
>>687126113
Idk I don't know him that well because it's her cousin and I'm just a friend zoned loser lol
Gg, now someone snap her this thread and ask for op:s name country etc. And this guy will dump here. Much appreciated.
>>687125939
Idk, she doesn't look the same.
>>687125939
>>687122086
Samefag
fuck you op breaking up with scum like you is something she needed
>>687126219
Also.
>>687126238
>Here's a picture of me and my friend to prove I'm not white knighting
did you even look at the photo
>>687126255
Winrar op better deliver
>>687123327
Psychology is not your forte sir.
>>687123747
she is not 15 with all those piercings you nig
>>687125989
I just like AOS. 40k is still great doe
>>687125939
You look like a virgin emo fag.
kill yourself pussy.
>>687126382
>I'm friends with an underage girl means i'm also underage
>>687123076
>then drive into oncoming traffic
The fuck should ANOTHE human get fucked by YOU wanting THIS RETARD to die?
Make him drive off a cliff or some thing you daft nigger cunt
>>687126500
>No person older than 18 in their right mind would dye their hair that way
>>687126402
Italian?
>>687122086
>>687122500
>>687122629
>>687122924
>>687123327
>>687123747
obvious b8 is obvious
>>687123083
Horrible English but this guy is right.
>>687126595
No, Slovak.
>>687122500
Through interpretive dance
>>687126595
Mamma mia pizzeria.
>>687123083
>hatriot
>>687126752
/thread
>itt
We wait for
>>1000000000
She said she doesn't care and finds it funny but this is her currently
>>687122086
Give her to me OP my gf just cheated on me
>>687126923
Just give me to her OP I can make her mine
I am
>>687126929
>>687126481
I bet you play those faggoty Tau or those other blue Smurf faggots.
>inb4 OP is actually the girl and is a raging feminist trying to prove men are asshole
>>687124699
>>687124757
nigga wtf r u doin
>>687123427
>OP makes thread
>complaining about nerd gf who doesnt want to fuck
>read thread
>turns out she acts immature because hes a half decade older than her and he hasnt been getting it since theyve been dating for literally less than three weeks
op you are a tremendous homosexual
Tell her that Tzeentch, the Changer of Ways, does not approve
Her snapchat is AyeshiaaMaee
>>687124757
Your name is Rowan, you hate Marvel and DC, kill yourself OP.
Not a fan of the chick, but, post a pic dudeos, let us see what you think you will ever do better with.
>>687125155
All of a sudden, a decent anon appears.
>>687122086
Since there is nothing you like about her and you don't share her interests and she has a disgusting face full of piercings ruining what would otherwise be quite a beautiful countenance (notwithstanding that she has shaped her mouth in the pic to resemble a cat's bum) why the fuck is she your "girlfriend" in the first place? I don't think you are doing it right, OP. You sound like a kid who just has a girlfriend because you're supposed to have one, not because you actually like her or have any interest in her at all besides wanting to get into her pussy. Plus the fact you banged that hot waitress is probably why she's feeling all insecure and wondering about makeup. Even if she doesn't know, she still knows, OP, because you're going to show it in some way. Women are sensitive to this shit. Come back in a few years when you have grown up.
>>687127401
Seeing people still believing this bullshit...
You are filled with determination
>>687126923
οh god she got even fatter
>>687123327
You are getting close to being the most autistic stupid fuck I have ever seen on /b/. Congrats OP.
She sent me this and I fucking came
She uses 4chan a lot /b/ and she started going to the gym
She is now a 9/10 lass
Thanks OP
>>687127585
OP is her confirmed
>>687127508
Her snapchat is AyeshiaaMaee you fuckinf whiteknight
Why don't you go tell her that
>>687125290
Once I have it published I'll be sure to send you one through the mail. You could learn a thing or 5 from it.
>>687127585
Lol OP is confirmed her. Sage thread and get the fuck outta here.
OP is a fag
>>687124451
>Christopher poole
>46
So he's over 20 years older than i am? Hmmmmmm....
>>687127516
Oh, you are one of the new ones, who believe everyone lurking on 4chan is mean perverts. Good for you anon.
Fuck outta here now /thread
>>687127655
>>687127817
Samefags do not get their wish
I asked for proof it wasn't her and the proof she has shown me makes me believe she isn't OP
Fuck off you fat neckbeard
I can hear your autism and your diabetes fighting for breath from here
White knight overload!
>>687122086
Her lips look like an asshole/10
>>687128000
Checked and kek'd
>>687127585
What a TWEEST
>>687122086
>Haha high five /b/ros
HAHA
>>687127929
Enjoy your trip in Jail
>>687122086
post this in /r9k/
laugh as they rage out over you for not being grateful for at least having a girl.
actually don't, it's kind of sad how lonely they are to the point where they have zero standards.
>>687128162
Those fags at /r9k/ are sitting there jerking off a robot all day
>>687122086
>She likes warhammer for fuck sake
you're posting this as a BAD thing?
break up with her now, YOU'RE the one who isn't good enough for her.
>>687122086
Leave her you fucking pleb you're wasting her time
Someone save these photos and re-tell this in r9k
>>687123455
This
>>687128021
Kill yourself
>>687128245
are you 15 and a cancer faggot.
Really man if you're this fucking stupid then dont post. Op is the girl u dumb cunt.
literally 16 years old or less jesus fuck
>>687122086
So leave her. Let someone else have a go.
Sure is summer already!
>>687123816
>being this beta
>>687128511
Yeah, it started about 6 years ago.
>>687125679
>nothin personnel kid but this girl would totally fuck me if i was dating her but i dont like you so i wont give you tips, nothin personnel kid
>>687127719
Who is white knighting? I'm just telling you that you should hand in your dick license because you're an immature ning-nong (and by your own admission a nonce to go with it). If she's still a virgin, it's probably because your little 1cm nub isn't powerful enough to split that hymen.
>>687122500
try.
>>687122086
>not being able to seduce her into sex
Stop being a beta fag OP. MY current gf told her ex she wasn't ready for sex and left him for it. Met me a few months later and I seduced her, please read The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene. Another thing, after sex with a virgin the first time wait a month to do it again or until SHE brings it up.
>>687124546
If you're in a relationship and not fucking, why call it a relationship? You guys are just friends at that point.
Let the post die
I have her snapchat
She is being cute and stuff
I got what i wanted
Let it die now
>>687127585
>op is confirmed cucklord
Aha I can see she is a fellow 4channer she speaks the language of my people :-)
shes ugly lmao
Um... faggot. And under age? You probably don't deserve her.
Her name is not ayesha.
Her name is Eboni and she is from Brisbane, Australia. She loves attention and only wants a friend because she cannot make them.
She is confirmed OP.
>>687122086
Bruh if this girl exists, you need to lock that shit down shes fucking perfect!
Im sorry OP. My gf is the same, but we do the sex. Pic related
>>687128905
> :-)
Anon confirmed cuckgored.
>>687129058
She is also a catfish
>>687126285
White knight & OP are the same person
>>687128905
> :-)
What are you?50?
>>687127934
What? How is what you said related to my post?
>>687129115
She exists and her snapchat is AyeshiaaMaee
>>687129058
Bullshit. Who would name a white kid "Eboni" ?? It literally means "black".
>>687128573
Ha!
>>687129058
>>687129192
Samefag plus we got her snapchat soooo
>>687129244
Weren't you implying that my comment were bullshit?
>>687127585
9/10 my ass lmao
>>687129334
Yeah man, totes samefag. Spotted the autistic kid in this bread!
>>687125939
>I'm not just trying to white knight this
>>687126578
>No person older than 18 in their right mind would dye their hair that way
How's school going?
>>687129624
This is her now without makeup
>>687129648
photoshop
>>687129770
KID LOOK AT THOSE ARMS. FUCKING 4/10 AT BEST U FOOL.
>>687129770
>Trying to look like clarababylegs
I knew her boyfriend OP was a minecraft youtuber
>>687129770
6/10 face but something tells me shes chubby with a flat chest.
>>687129770
eh, a 5 at most
>>687129624
She's 9/11
Cuck here looking to be dominated by big black cock
>>687129825
You're autistic
Kill yourself
>>687130142
Why don't you just take a pic of the post on your screen with your phone, faggot ass photoshopper.
>>687124997
> being this pathetic
>>687130277
Faggot cuck
>>687130277
WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE OP YOU LITTLE WHORE
>>687130564
Actualmente blog.
>>687130431
You autistic faggot, I'm not talking about screenshots you damn sandnigger. I'm talking about taking a picture of your computer screen with the post on it with your phone you stupid piece of shit. My fucking great grandfather can use technology better than your retarded ass.
I found this online and I think this is what OP secretly looks like
>>687125679
> Not even gonna give you tips since I don`t like you too much
Holy fucking shit you are the greatest edgelord I've met here.
