Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
>>687096105
kek
how does one achieve a perfect poo like that?
>>687097835
It was like a Mr Whippy ice cream.
>>687097916
That's the funniest webm I've seen all day.
>>687096105
man she looks shit faced
>>687097916
Hahahaha fucking salad dodger
>>687098177
Shit, what was that?
>>687097916
this has to be fake
>>687096105
well that wasn't very nice at all.
>>687096105
kek
>>687098376
A tyre.
>>687098393
Yeah, she's wearing a fat suit.
>>687098376
filename.jpg
>>687098321
but what is SPLINK?
>>687098519
An overly complicated way of saying stop, look and listen.
>>687097916
>>687098367
Kill that woman.
>>687098367
>Little Red Riding Hood 2 - Granny's Retribution
>>687098367
hahahaha, fuck dogs
>>687098367
>tfw no qt gf to throw puppies in the creek with
>>687098722
babies are so stupid
>>687098549
wot?
>>687098367
kek
>>687098549
what even happened here? some kind of nerve gas?
>>687098177
nice skillshot
>>687098805
stupid baby, all getting run over by a train and shit
ahahahha man imagine how uncomfortable that situation was for bystanders, they're like "ohhh that baby is uhhh totally about to get ru-yep"
>>687098549
wtf is going on in literally every part of this video?
>>687099082
top kek
>>687098722
Lost to filename
This is a good one. You can actually see the cloud of nerve gas explode.
>>687099531
killed his ass good
thats what you get for being a chink loving communist
>>687098722
>>687098494
fake. no person would have an erection of their balls got beaten. and there is not enough blood. that is a tomato
>>687097916
is that a brussel sprout? i agree, those kind of suck. but jesus, you'd think it was kryptonite. i'm fat but i'm still amazed by these fucking ball shaped ham planets
>>687098519
dat filename O_O
top drawer keking
>>687098367
this is fucked up and i would never do that, but i can't feel empathy, so it's funny too.
>>687099857
I hate sprouts as much as anyone but the way she reacts just makes me want to slap her.
>>687099040
dropped fireworks in a sever and the methane exploded.
>>687099774
What did it do to get fucked up like that?
>>687099949
Le ebin omg how horrific maymay.
>>687099001
Like nobody fucking cares
>>687099966
Tried to rob the pregnant wife of a cop. Hubby shot him full of justice.
>>687097916
no its not i can confirm.. i use to work with a lot of fat bitches in a call center sounded like fucking elephants were in the building would make the water on my desk ripple. They would ask me how to diet and the bitches would say.. we don't eat veggies or fruits .. i couldn't believe the shit i was hearing.. they tried to diet 1 day and they were crying in and in horrible mood.. need to send there asses to africa where food isn't ez to get.
>>687100104
i actually was like "ahhhh" in my computer chair
>>687099857
What's wrong with brussel sprouts? They smell like farts and are a tiny bit bitter but otherwise quite wholesome.
>>687099531
Took his ass back to the old school. Fucking rekt style kid.
>>687099001
uncivilised sacks of shit
SHE'S COMING FOR YOU
>>687099001
>>687100056
just look at Taiwan and HonkKong, they are fine. but unfortunetaly "main" China was conqured by communism, this is what you get when your culture is destroyed by communism.
>>687100220
>smells like farts, questionable taste
>oh boy, lets put that shit in my face
>>687100284
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>687099949
you monster.
>>687098367
i would make love to this girl all night long
>>687100324
what did she do to become such a smoke show?
>>687100324
wtf did she do that it was ok to light her on fire?
and why does nobody ever roll? like fuck they just sit there in pain. i'd be rolling my ass off to put that shit out
>>687099001
#JapaneseLivesDon'tMatter
#FuckNigsAndJaps
>>687100514
>>687100512
hivemind
>>687098549
filename is golden but honestly, wtf?
>>687100512
>>687100514
She was involved in the robbery and murder of a cab driver. Apparently in the video she's asking for more petrol so she'll burn faster.
>>687100056
the whole system is fucked. if nobody sees what happened and then somebody touches the kid that person is liable for everything and is at fault.
>>687098405
You are right.... or left
>>687100698
i saw blood there.
>>687100514
She and two guys killed a taxi driver in a part of town where people don't think much of the police and their efficiency, so they beashed this woman when they caught her and set her alight.
She's just taking it because she knows it's all over. When she's lying on the ground she yells out something like "Put more on and finish me."and that bravo throws the whole bottle on.
It's hard to get a human ablaze but once the fat starts burning they burn very hot.
>>687100796
they obviously beat her up a bit before murdering her.
nothing gets that murder juice going like the smell of fresh blood.
>>687096105
>>687100698
its brutal!
>>687098519
She must be American she looked the wrong way.. Did that in Ireland once
>>687099852
holy top kek
>>687098549
lel they just left the girl
>>687098367
looks like fun
>>687100324
yay India. Fuck you.
>>687098549
Looks like they dropped some fireworks down the sewer and it ignited some methane and von boom HS
>>687100698
how dude why did he do that.. foul ! red card kicked out the game fucking rejected ass 100,000 dollar fine he fucked up big time... was he rushed to the ER?
>>687100832
>>687100698
>>687100514
can you imagine all the people at home who weren't part of the mob?
>wonder who's having a BBQ, smells good.
>>687100901
>>687100832
that's fucked up mane
>>687100656
lil grill going to the warp zone
>>687099963
Love how the one kid falls in the hole and no fucks are given
>>687101142
South America bro.
>>687101222
Yeah top kek etc etc but growing up and seeing shit like that isn't good for you or society. Dread is an exhausting thing, hard to get anything done when getting stabbed or shot is a major and compelling part of the day.
>>687101222
>wonder who's having a BBQ, smells good.
kek
>>687099758
is this your first day on the internet? there are many people who get off on self-mutilation, and many videos depicting it.
No idea what this one is or even if it's rekt.
>>687099001
in China if you run over someone and wound them you have to pay their doctor bills. if you kill them you only have to pay the funeral expense which is cheaper. So it pays to make sure they're dead. Truth.
>>687101620
chinks are nasty niggers
>>687101600
>>687099774
Damn. Expired
>>687100324
the full story is on Best gore. but They thought that she ahd robbed a taxi driver or some shit annnnnd she was actually innocent. Flip flop brigade strikes again... god damn south america.
here have this good rekt: <iframe src="https://vid.me/e/AZUW?stats=1&tools=1" width="264" height="480" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen scrolling="no"></iframe>
>>687101744
Only think rekt here is muh dick.
>>687101744
Okay, that one's deffo not rekt. Maybe I'll have better luck with this one.
>>687099966
Check'd
>>687101899
Oh shit dubs'd mahself !
>>687098122
nice dubs bro
>>687101600
man thats so sad, they were having such a great time and then nice dubs
>>687099774
dindu nuffin
>>687101899
nice doubles friend
>>687101870
I think I may be all out of rekt. Just going to dump some unidentified webms.
>>687101822
>>687101744
>>687101277
>>687101233
>>687101222 triple checked
CHECKED
>>687101600
I was praying that would happen
Fucking rats
>>687101697
>>687101620
its actually worse than that, if you hit someone and you cripple them, you must support them for the rest of their lives.
its why you see all the asian dashcam videos where they pretend to get hit by the car and the driver gets out and beats the shit out of them.
>>687098367
I don't get why this is even necessary.
You can sell puppies on craigslist for like $100 each and they'll sell before the day is done.
This is just fucked.
>>687102226
WHAT DA FUCK
>>687098367
Ah. Reminds me of the time when /b/ used to be awesome. This Bosnian bitch was pin pointed by the /b/ros.
>>687102485
*the
you fucking moron
Gravity? I'm a nigger, I break laws erryday
>>687102601
he ded?
>>687099040
I read it somewhere a while ago the explosion mixed with the gases down there created some type of suction hence why the kid got absorbed
>>687102485
That's literally what I just named it.
>>687096105
this is a common informal greeting in europe. nothing to see here.
>>687102601
>Gravity? I'm a nigger, I break laws erryday
kek
>>687102788
source?
>>687104035
4chan.org
>>687104169
Is that from chicken run?
>>687104533
I don't think there's enough plasticine in the world for that.
>>687102226
>>687101870
>>687101744
thinks this is ok for a rekt thread. i hope you get ran over and it's recorded and uploaded so you'll have contributed something worth watching
>>687105405
Is it for real? Is it so easy to chop off a human head with one blow? Doubt it.
>>687105405
kay
http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=87427ca8fc15
>>687106000
there's not much to chop through. maybe if you hit the bone directly. but if you could hit in between the vertebre, just a bit a meat to cut through. plus he jumps and comes down hard like he's chopping wood with a sword.
>>687101142
>India
India has never been inhibited by Latinos, tard.
>>687106000
That's because you've seen so many videos of Mexicans with backwards machetes failing at it. Big sword, sharp, moving fast
>>687102601
>jamalswall.webm
>>687100270
Underrated
>>687100512
Trump supporter
>>687106000
check out these weebs using swords to cut shit to see just how easy it is. that pig probably could have been cut all the way through by an actual soldier trained to use one
>>687107392
damn it. helps if i post the link
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=109_1453146279
>>687100954
Actually I think that cop was overtaking and was in the wrong lane.
>>687098321
I love the guy in the truck doing his little clap after impact
>>687107685
we teach kids to look both ways before crossing the street. she's just a dumb bitch
>>687101744
Flub-a-dub-dubs
>>687100302
Jesus, you're pretty fucking stupid
>>687107656
I don't get it, what happened?
>>687107656
Don't save webm as gif faggot
>>687108003
Penis in his bag
>>687108003
She is inspecting what is inside his Bum Bag
His Dick is inside the Bag
>>687108003
Das a penis
>>687097916
What´s wrong with brussel sprouts?
Does everything have to taste like cheeseburgers?
>>687108003
hide a snek in bag :DDD
>>687100436
thats the type of girl to cut off your dick and throw it into the river... you down for that?
>>687108176
>What´s wrong with brussel sprouts?
Nothing, until you cook them.
>>687108436
Kinky
>>687103185
Fucking kek
>>687100140
spooked me
>>687098630
>tsim
we love tsim
>>687107583
What the fuck did i just watch?
>>687098367
Fucking piece of shit. Smiling all the way through it makes me wish I could punch her fucking face off
>>687109859
A fetish video.
>>687106337
Is he OK?
>>687099001
Fucking hell chinks never fail to disgust me
>>687106337
Why even wear the fucking thing. Just go in there in your sandals and flip flops, you're dead anyway if it goes off.
>>687110121
no, This is a fetish video >>687098367
>>687110252
And this is someone trying too hard to be edgy >>687110252
>>687102788
when an ugly feminazi actually gets a man into her bed
>>687098177
JunkRatGetsLucky.webm
>>687098722
My baby is under a train and is gonna die, I shouldn't save it, I should film its death instead
>>687111141
I'm assuming it wasn't the parent filming.
>>687102788
Fake. No way could or would u keep the camera on your bitten off dick.
>>687108176
Would be nice.
>>687111431
It's from a horror movie, you twat. What can your detective skills tell us about this one?
>>687098367
Were those Puppies?
>>687111359
Even if it wasn't the parent, they still just stood there are recorded it instead of saving it
>>687113260
What do you expect them to do? Jump under the train themselves? Fuck that. I'm assuming someone was already trying to alert the driver or the guard. That's the best anyone could do without recklessly endangering their own life.
>>687100512
>>687100514
she stole nerve gas
>>687113260
Oh, and what would you do, Hero McSaveyface? selflessly dive under a moving train and barrel roll the baby to safety? You can't even be bothered to get out of your armchair to microwave another hot pocket.
>>687103050
it must be only common in your house dude prolly daddy shat on your face countless times after hard day at work amirite
>>687097916
I love belgun sprouts. Specially wit cheese
>>687098519
>>687098519
I swear women are like big dumb birds
>>687113513
>>687113805
The train was moving pretty slow, you could atleast try to pull it out
>>687111809
top kek
>>687102441
are you fucking tard 100 dollars for a pup? ppl don't even take em for free you fuccboi
>>687114342
And risk losing my arms? No thanks.
>>687098367
This actually pissed me off immensely.
>>687099001
MAke me so hungry
>>687103185
underrated
is this a get thread
>>687114342
yea next time you should try that and see how it works for you internet baby saviour
>>687099082
Toppity top kekkus
>>687111809
That gif is fake as shit
>>687098549
Everything bad that happens is because of nerve gas. Why won't people learn. Oh and zipper head in the side pocket, I only play called shots nigger.
>>687099774
Fake and black
>>687100284
This is the kind of shit I would do, instead of going to the doctor.
>>687100270
Kek a doodledoo
>>687098549
o shit waddup
>>687100521
Look I'm cool with it if ya want to be racist. You go girl. At least be right about it. This is clearly Germany that this video takes place in. Get it right man.
>>687115147
Holy shit, poor dude.
>>687115147
nerve gas explosion
>>687105609
Reek a mouse
>>687098722
LOL, failing at being a human, could have grabbed it.
>>687114540
Nice, faggots like you are the ones who will die first without society.
>>687113260
Don't listen to the fucknuts, they are idiots, hope they will never have kids themselves.
>>687115510
>germany
>video
in germany they cannot make any videos. and they cannot upload it to the net. slow internet.
>>687108176
No. Everything has to BE a cheeseburger
>>687097916
This really does shame me as an American. Europoors, you impoverished lot, let me be the first to testify that we're not all like this.
>>687111809
No way. A doll can't float. I doubt it.
>>687100284
When you've had an ingrown toenail yourself, you look at this gif in pure relief
nigrekt
>>687114278
/thread
>>687098722
Nice.
>>687098177
Aimbot
>>687099852
best one
>>687099531
who is that?
>>687100954
Lol those aren't US plates
>>687114738
>2016 being this new..
is it summer already boys?
>>687105405
its not particularly difficult with a big swing like that as long as you have a decent edge to the weapon. its also notable that the blade he uses is curved, which helps alot in improving cutting power. tulwars and kilijs are both known for being exceptional at cutting through flesh and are actually capable of cutting right through an entire person horizontaly, ribs and all.
Anyone ever post any rape vids here?
>>687107583
SAUCEEEEEEEEEE plz
>>687117374
this was meant for
>>687105405
>>687117232
Im pretty sure its summer, look at all those reactions and "what happened here?" All these old as fuck gifs.
>>687117520
summer is magic
>>687099949
>>687115720
Yeah, sure you would buddy.
>>687115832
Why? Because I have a sense of self preservation?
>>687101870
What kind of fresh hell is this?
>>687117464
Por vous.
>>687116572
>>687096105
i hope this was after the rape
>>687117464
Daisy's Destruction?
>>687117936
>>687097916
Brussels sprouts oven-roasted with olive oil, salt, and pepper is choice, mate.
>pic related: dank 'n' crispy
>>687098367
I want to fuck this bitch so bad for some reason
>>687110838
I. fucking. hate. Junkrat.
>>687098321
>dat clap
>>687098722
Classic Darwinism. Fuck, I hate babies.
>>687098367
This is why murder should be considered legal. In the same way she'd felt nothing/joy in killing those puppies, I'd feel something similar when I'd drive a knife into her throat and watch the life leave her eyes.
>>687100284
aaaaaaaa no pleas just fucking noo
>>687098321
Better version.
>>687101620
Sea levels rose 12 feet that day.
>>687118291
>olive oil
Why ruin perfectly healthy food with that processed shit?
>>687100284
god i bet that felt fucking good
>>687101744
Those are pancake titties
>>687119135
>processed shit
olive oil is one of the healthiest oils to ingest, and if youre getting good quality then it isn't processed.
>>687119390
No, these are pancake titties.
>>687119512
/thread
>>687108176
>>687098393
>>687099857
>>687114056
I watched show with this woman, she literally ate only potatoes and yellow cheese her whole life
>>687119585
wtf who even makes this stuff
>>687116433
That woman is from the UK bruh, the title is inaccurate
>>687119585
kek
>>687118711
What you don't understand is this girl lives in an Eastern European country where stray dogs are overpopulated. She's doing nature a service just like when Australians kill frogs in their country.
>>687116433
It's okay. We're just joking Americunts. We don't think you're all fat. Just a strong majority.
>>687098367
fluffy no bad!!! plis mumah,,,
>>687102601
>crime falling.webm
>>687119798
>kek
So you think it's funny that innocent people are getting tortured and painfully murdered?
I bet you NEVER lost a loved one. How the fuck can you think it's funny to watch people suffer and go through severe pain and even death? Just imagine their loved ones if they
saw some of this shit, having to watch them cry and beg for life and for the pain to stop.
I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK
Never coming back to this website AGAIN
>>687120014
Via drowning? No, /b/ro. There are more humane ways, so I don't change my mind. The girl deserves to die.
>>687120411
welcome back
>>687120411
Nice copypasta m8.
>>687098367
>When your throwing game is as shit as your personality
>>687107945
>not understanding the correlation between the communism that literally killed off decent people under maos rule and todays morally bankrupt china
get out commie
>>687100222
noise trips m9
>>687120411
nice dubs
>>687119433
>not using truffle oil
you broke fuck you might as well be using crisco
>>687110163
survived to death after waking up dead later in hospital, turned up dead when the miner injuries in his eternal organs stopped bleeding internally. may he wake up dead in his sleep and survive forever resting in piece.
>>687100270
deserved
>>687100450
reminds me of the south park episode where kyles ballknees exploded
>>687100450
>filename
I think that may be slightly more than a fracture.
>>687101600
Context?
>>687102601
monkeyfall
>>687121485
India.
new webm thread >>687121610
>>687110188
fucking true
>>687103185
anyone have sauce on that scene?
>>687114418
lost my 4chan folders by incident but i dont want you to talk to me or my son ever again
>>687120978
Fucking ride of a lifetime!!!
>>687097916
Tbf Brussel sprouts are fucking disgusting
Green beans
Peas
Broccoli
Eggplant
Asparagus
All way better veggies
>>687114418
perfect animal for amerifats
>>687106000
Of course it is you moron.
>>687111809
What the fuck lol someone went too a lot of effort too recreate that video.
>>687114563
ikr
>>687120978
i hope someone interviews the guy who survived.
>>687117982
>>687105405
Mutter Merkel YES!!!!
>>687121668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQhDkpT5aY get rekt
>>687118791
Look at the guy's reaction in the truck parked at the right, lol.
Can someone post people falling from high places? Let other posters score them. 1-10
>>687098321
vergaaaaa!!
>>687104169
Bet thats 3 packs of Newports shes got packed in there.
