Should I kill myself? Yes or no?
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Should I kill myself? Yes or no?
>>687090177
yes you should fucking fur fag
>>687090214
How should I kill myself?
>>687090177
nah youre good youre problems are fixable.
>>687090259
Bitch i said dont do it, tell /b/ whats bothering you and then we decide.
>>687090363
No, I'm too shy
if u gonna do it do alot of bad things so youll go to hell a legend
>>687090464
Out with it you piece of shit, you wouldnt say that shit if you were actually to the point of wanting to kill yourself, you wouldnt withold that info unless youre an attention whore.
Faggot bread created
not enough knots
I want to kill myself cause I cant get a bf with a big dick and im depressed I wont get love.
>>687091640
get toys i suggest bad dragon
Why do I feel funny in my pants
>>687090177
No, you should post more of that artist.
Dubs means you live.
>>687091640
Why do you think you deserve a BF with a big dick?
Do you look like a fag that gets big dicks?
>>687090177
Die you pussy!
Expell the thought of health!
Hate the air, food, water,
What keeps you alive!
Go to a swinger-club or buy a male prostitute. Suicide is no solution.
>>687092629
Do it the most painful way,
Just so you know you had life, before it burns out.
>>687092904
And get AIDS or Cock ro or rapedt? no thanks...
>>687092913
Also, die vertically with no pants so when they find you, you'll have a nice erection with shit all over the floor/wall
But if you're dead how can you look at porn and have gay ?
What's up homos?
>>687093937
Nothing much.
>>687093937
cock thats whats up
Do it now, furfag
>>687090177
build a guillotine!
i've always thought that i'd kill myself if i had an invariably fatal disease, like alzheimer's or AIDS or something. I thought a lot about the best way to do it, in some sort of way that would guarantee death with as little pain or chance of fucking it up as possible.
like how if you fuck up a shotgun suicide you end up a vegetable or faceless, that's a fate worse than death.
or if you overdose and somebody rescues you, you can end up a vegetable.
if you lop your fucking head off, you're gone in seconds. you can do it on an operating table and the best doctors in the world can't help you.
Sup you dumb furfaggots.
Why haven't any of you paired up yet?
>haven't lurked /b/ furry in a year
>>687095316
I just did this weekend. Plenty of people have in these threads.
>>687095563
tell me more anon~
>tfw going crazy here in WA but hate most of the furmeets and the drama
>>687095873
fucked 3 times and cream pied him every single one.
>>687090997
Seen stuff of that Huena before. Where can I find more of it?
>>687096001
O-o-oh.. thats super hot...
>haven't been in any sexual thing in months
>haven't had something like that in years
JUST
>>687096166
helps that it was my boyfriend.
>>687096291
Oh! how long together?
>>687090177
Do it, cam it.
>>687096426
about a year but this was the first time we could get together due to circumstances.
>>687096680
Congrats!
Especially filling him up nicely.
Totally hear yeah on the circumstances, I think thats the thing with anyone with their hands on the internet and wanting to meet someone far far away.
>>687096801
He moved to my state and found a job here just to meet up with me really.
>>687090363
>>687090276
>>687091925
>>687092027
>>687092904
Fags
>>687094714
This
>>687093716
>>687095563
>>687096001
>>687096291
>>687096680
>>687096860
Stop posting your shitty fucking fursona you stupid bitch.
>>687096860
Super lucky you!
>frustrated with life unable to change things or changing things have a higher price then able to afford
FUCKING JUST.
>>687097010
Yeah it sucks but it works out.
>>687097076
life works out for most people, others are just fucked and forced into survival mode constantly.
>>687096957
He does it all day every day, nothing can stop the avafags. Its best to just ignore it
>>687097196
No, hes a retarded piece of shit with the personality of a robot.
Should have his dick cut off
>>687097297
>>687097196
>>687096957
Why yall hating?
The art is still hot for some!
>horribly wishing to be a smaller bottom for a bigger top
>>687097365
Shut up, bitch.
>>687097411
Why don't you make me with a hard dicking or something huh?
>>687097297
I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm Just saying it's impossible to get rid of them
>>687097365
Because he posts them all the time and it gets really old really fast
Do you want me to tell you guys why i want to kill my self?
>>687097475
Oh.
>>687097498
Isn't this why this was partially made?
Speak up faggot, some of us have more depressive shit to deal with.
>>687097471
A tire iron would be fine. Id shove that up your ass.
This movie has obscenely good art direction.
>>687097498
We dont care about your cry for attention, you weak shit.
>>687097578
Your edge is pretty dull there sir.
>>687097715
Then shut up, I dont want to hear your fucking bitch brigade.
>>687097559
I'm not OP Faggot
>>687097635
Fine whatever than ya cunts
Nibbles vs anon et al. This seems fun!
>>687097715
I wouldn't really bother responding to him, he's literally just here to be an asshole, for what good that does.
>>687097834
ok
>>687097836
You can still talk you know?
>>687097899
Meh, doesn't hurt much but thanks.
>>687097899
>he's literally just here to be an asshole
I suppose pic related.
>>687097958
But actual asshole tastes good and is worth more to fuck.
>>687097836
Good, go away.
>>687097994
I keep doing unfortunate things to mine which might be progressively devaluing it. And nibbles has one too.
Has anyone got some popcorn and a ringside seat?
>>687097946
nope i can't the people have spoken
>>687098004
Fuck up you fur faggot, you are the worst type of people, i would rather a nigger and a jew fuck me bloody than have one of your kind talk to me. fucking dirty inbred cunt
>>687098070
I've got the goods.
At least the edgy namefag posts porn
>>687098098
That was just one other guy tho.
and dude, don't get pissy over one furry.
>>687098067
Don't tell me you've tried to shove non hard-boiled eggs up there or something.
>>687098067
Patrice makes perfect.
>>687098116
Good man.
>>687098136
At least you're easily enraged.
>>687098098
lol, speak English. Unless you dont have enough chromosomes for that.
>>687098146
Christ no. I have a habit of leaving buttplugs in for way too long though so the lube dries up and I yank it out and it feels like hell.
>>687098192
Obviously.
>>687098211
Not popcorn, though. A bottle of wine, cheese and crackers. I run a classy establishment.
>>687098211
I am?
>>687098266
Sounds good to me. I haven't eaten any breakfast yet.
>>687098284
I dunno, are you?
>>687098266
Jesus Christ. I can't imagine how that feels.
Set a damn timer man.
>>687098335
Magnificent, we'll recline on the veranda and enjoy the sunrise.
>>687098352
I'm just dumb and lazy.
>>687098098
Stop responding to this kid.
>>687098266
Bah, why would you yank it out? At least twist it around and get it ready!
Funny. I used to leave marble eggs inside me and just sleep with them in. So warm when they come out again. I don't have any plugs.
>>687098403
Classy indeed.
And how can you forget you've got a buttplug in? C'mon.
>>687098426
Sleeping with buttplugs in is really fun UNTIL the next morning, is the thing.
>>687098532
I don't forget. I just can't be bothered taking it out.
>>687098598
Hmm, ok, then. I usually find them uncomfortable after an hour or two.
>>687098768
I've not done more than 12.
>>687098598
Oh, I understand. Why not just give it some time before you yank it out? You're not doing yourself any favors by not giving yourself time to adjust.
>>687098768
>>687098598
Hmm, are yours glass or rubber?
>>687098824
Well, I suppose if you put it in just before you go to bed, I could understand.
>>687098833
The adjustment issue is that since buttplugs taper, the anus has time to settle back to its original porous state after it's been awhile since insertion (since at that point it's just wrapped around the stem connecting plug and base). The first bit that comes out, at least for the plugs I have, is the widest point.
>>687098913
That's often what I do.
>>687098886
Metal.
>>687098965
Oh hmm. I see.
Why are you putting these things up your ass that rip your asshole out?
>>687099027
I actually find those easiest, to be honest. Never done glass though.
>>687099047
Just faggot things.
>>687098965
I suggest trying to use your muscles to help get it out. Push, relax, push, relax. Have you tried that in combination instead of just trying to pull it out?
>>687099195
Oh I know how to do it. It just creates more friction than it otherwise would when it comes out. It was a bigger problem before I had metal plugs, in fact.
>>687099121
Why has it come to this?
>>687098886
Most of mine are rubber, I have one glass one.
>>687098965
Fair enough.
>>687099047
Because it's totally fun.
>>687099337
I make mistakes every day of my life and I keep on doing it.
>>687090177
yes
>>687098768
>>687098598
need to get the smaller BD toys with the wide knot in super soft
or the kit frox from zoofur and speicfy softer than soft
most comfortable plug evar
>>687099769
what's the point of a BD toy that isn't ludicrously oversized
>>687099385
I hope that AK is yours. 5.45 is a hell of a drug.
>>687099796
Probably when you can't fit it. Largest I've ever done is a large gryphon in soft. But holy shit is the gryphon amazing.
>>687099769
Getting BD toys over to the UK is far too expensive.
I always end up buying in bulk if I buy from there due to the shipping/customs costs.
>>687099350
More like totally painful.
>>687099385
g-good job...
>>687099860
Not mine, I just have pictures of cats. Tfw no raifu.
I still can't take the knot on my fucking medium/medium david. Such a failure
>>687099922
Are you animu now? Cute stuttering?
>>687099883
>Buying BD in bulk
I wasn't even aware. Do they sell 12 packs of horse cocks?
>>687090177
if you do it we are going to find your family and let them know that you let a site on the internet influence your suicide.
>>687099969
I just mean I buy 2 or 3 toys when I buy from them rather than just the 1.
>>687099961
GOOD JOB!
bulk shipments of lube of course
>>687099883
>not just one silicone 'statue' but four
Dear lordy.
>>687099961
Ah. I have an AK like the one with plum furniture. Slr's are fucking great.
And all it's going to take is time, I guarantee it. Though I think you're going to have to more actively try than to leave a plug in overnight. How often do you try to take him? And I kind of want a david, but really, really don't want to end up with another dildo and have to explain if they're ever found.
>forever in the fucking closet
>>687090177
No.
>>687100160
yes
>>687100151
Yeah, but then it's even more expensive.
I do actually have 3 + 1 penetrable from them now, though.
Last purchase was during the Black Friday sales.
>>687100151
I'm building an AR, I would not want an AK for my first rifle because I am far too patriotic for that. Anyway I don't try taking the david terribly often because I'm extraordinarily lazy.
Ironically, it would be harder for me to explain a gun than a dildo but I own the former anyway.
>>687090177
>>687090177
>ALL FURRIES SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES.
>>687100221
Neat. I've got a hazel for a penetrable. Only shame is that I can't use it with lube. It's so damned tight.
>>687100246
Yeah, haha, can't be lazy. You have to actively toy to stretch yourself out on occasion, though you'll find yourself looking to do it if you play with the David just to play with it, rather than to just try and not. You know, it's about the journey and not always the end result.
Also, I've been looking for an excuse to build an AR-15. It'd be a pseudo-retro build, because I want one of those AR-10 style charging handles.
>>687100487
There are honestly just such better things I could devote my effort and energy to.
Can you really call it retro if you don't have a carry handle and a fixed stock?
>>687100487
i fuckin love my hazel. that is all. you may continue
>>687100562
I don't want to sound like a jerk, but why say that after you say you're being lazy about it? I just multitask. Sitting on 4chan for more than twenty minutes. Spend some time preparing and sit on that David. Shaving your balls and junk in the shower? Sit on that David. It's what I do.
And I really don't think so, however I'm not a stickler for period correct, hence mixing Ar-15 and AR-10 parts. I just fucking love the charging handle on old AR-10's.
>>687100657
I've managed to sandwich myself between the Hazel and the gryphon. Talk about reaching release in fifteen seconds, though I spent much more time preparing.
>>687100810
Oh because you see I'm naturally very lazy. I have an extremely limited amount of effort I exert to any purpose, including education and employment. I can't afford to spend that effort willy nilly, you understand.
Is there any particular reason you wouldn't want to put a charging handle from an AR-10 on a 15? I've never fired the former so I've got no point of reference.
>>687100487
Yeah, I have the same problem with mine. I don't use it that much.
>first sentence of a summary of critical consensus on rotten tomatoes is about the message of the film - not the quality of its conveying, but that the message itself is good
I hope none of you believe artistic criticism is apolitical. I liked the movie I'm referring to but that's chilling.
>>687100921
Heh, don't know what to say except that ya can't be lazy with it. I mean, it's not like going to the gym and having your gains disappear, all it takes is something along the lines of twice a week. Besides, your body will need time to grow more skin after you do stretch. It's just a slow process. It's not that bad.
It's just aesthetically pleasing to me, and I don't particularly like the AR-15's original charging handle. I don't like having to reach all the way to my face and then end up losing point of aim.
>>687101006
I don't think the Hazel will ever actually stretch out, it's just really, really damn tight., hah. I've actually managed to shove a small portion of it into my ass, because it's so soft. Hah.
>>687101230
I'm not disagreeing with you, understand. I know how this works. I've just chosen not to bother. Right now the david mostly exists for shitposting on /k/ with .
I think the standard AR charging handle is one of the points of criticism of its design, actually.
>>687101230
I've got the Janine, I don't think that one's going in my ass.
>>687101312
I've probably seen your david then, lol.
I also think some of the solutions for that have been interesting.
>>687101454
Haha, I'm no size queen, and it took a lot of time but it felt very, very interesting. I'd love to try the Janine, honestly. Looks like a lot of fun to use it how it's intended.
>>687090177
yes
>>687101558
It appears adjacent to feet in red and black fagsocks, a MAGA hat and a glock 19.
The standard AR charging handle doesn't bother me, but I don't own one. If I end up hating it as I actually use the damn thing, well, I'll figure something out.
>>687090177
fuck no. live this fucking life, dude.
>An animal rights group, Direct Action Everywhere, claimed responsibility for the disruption in a press release.
>"Activists do not protest at Bernie Sanders rallies in opposition to Sanders himself, but rather to pull Sanders in their direction," the group's press release said. "Sanders' opponent Hillary Clinton recently released a campaign platform on animal issues, although it stops far short of what activists would like to see. Activists expect Bernie Sanders, the progressive candidate, to support more radical action to provide animals not just with improved conditions but with legal rights to be free from harm."
fucking liberals man
Can someone tell me why most furfags want HUGE DICKS. Nearly every one that I talk to, we get close, then they ask what I have between my legs. Then after a couple days they become less and less interested.
It's frustrating, and seriously demeaning.
>>687102311
Assuming you're not actually below average, what you need to keep in mind is that the better part of sex is mental. Men regularly lie to women about the size of their dicks because ultimately within a certain range it doesn't matter. You're not likely to be expected to take out a ruler and demonstrate it.
>>687102311
Choking on big dick is the most creative way to suicide for these faggots.
>>687102311
Size queens, man, I don't know. Inherent selfishness. Too big just doesn't work for me, though I think my ass is weird.
Riding dick seems to solve that a bit, but I've only been with one person and he was quite average. He still felt large, because real dick is nothing like a giant dragon dildo.
>>687101964
Hm, haven't seen it then.
>>687102650
>that image
muh dik
>>687102830
Hyenas are the best thing ever.
>>687102650
Hello glock.
>>687102830
I'll take similarly memetastic pictures once my raifu's finished.
>>687102920
Yeah, precicely why I like it. DAmn, come to think of it I don't even have any images of hyenas.
>>687102994
As long as you don't tripfag.
>>687103171
I don't know enough to tripfag. I tripfagged on /vg/ back in the day because I knew enough. I tripfag here because I know enough.
>>687102994
Hello buddy, how's things?
Posting unrelated plant.
It's my plant.
I love my plant.
>>687103171
I have lots and lots of them.
I get really horny and jeallous when I look at them.
They look awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4FkVpcvvmg
>>687103256
Just magnifico. Except I did that thing where I got a book to read, finished it in two days and feel empty.
>>687101092
>>687102297
That is what you get when the jews win.
>>687103441
Do they ever lose?
>>687103417
That's the reason why I stopped reading fantasy novels a long time ago.
I just read too fast and then I get pissed because I got to buy the next book.
Here's an unrelated watch.
It's my watch.
I love my watch.
>>687103256
Don't be afraid to show a few of your favorites, then.
>>687103247
Eh. There are too many of them running around /k/ already.
>>687090177
for posting furfag shit, yes
>>687103523
They were scared during WWll
>>687103601
Oh I'm not talking about serialized dreck or any similar nonsense, I'm referring to properly pompous literature. The masterpieces. Whenever I finish one I'm always disappointed that the magnificence of it is ended, the novelty irretrievably lost.
>>687103691
Only in the generals, really. But if you know enough about a topic I think using a trip is worthwhile.
>>687103727
Oh but they won.
>>687102311
>>687102830
I'm still around 6", which isn't horrible, but not exactly swinging a tree trunk.
It just pisses me off, because they're not half bad looking, and I'd like to maybe get with them, but nope. They leave me out because of my dick.
>>687103780
DURING, you daft dickface.
>>687103691
But I'm busy posting stuff that I love.
Like my plant.
Or my watch.
Or this cat.
Maybe later I will post hyena porn.
>>687103780
There are fantasy masterpieces too.
But I feel the same way after finishing Watzlawick books. They are just epic.
>>687103808
Is there any reason you just ignored me? I have a real solution for your dilemma, moron.
>>687102543
>>687103882
Of course.
>>687103903
Indeed. I just finished one. Master and Margarita.
>>687103780
There's a reason the running joke /arg/ now has containment general in its name, but no, they venture out every once in a while for the sake of shitposting. I namefilter most.
>>687103808
6" is still larger than what is considered average. You're just around a bunch of skinny boytoys, I dunno. Hell, even five is more than enough for me to enjoy myself.
>>687102543
Actually you are.
This is why people should carry a ruler and scissors with them like a wallet or knife.
Say you're 8' when you're actually 5'?
SNIP!
>>687103977
I'm pretty sure that I got that standing in some shelf somewhere.
Gotta pick something random from there and read it again.
If I got the time.
>>687090177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
no watch this guy to cheer you up
>>687104138
/arg/ is infinite cancer but they do know...ARs.
>>687104154
You are a disturbing misanthrope.
>>687104179
Get to it, chop chop.
>>687104260
AIn't got the time.
Too many projects that need finishing and exams that need studying.
>>687104260
I'd go to them for help building an AR but would never go there to post mine.
>>687103977
Which were you? I must've not seen it. Were you the one boasting about choking on them?
>>687104138
Yeah, I tend to stay around the slim/average build, larger guys don't usually do it for me because they typically are like me, looking for someone to fuck instead of get fucked. I haven't experimented much with things up my ass, so I don't think I'd do well on that.
>>687104384
Oh right other people do that.
>>687104392
My thoughts exactly.
>>687104403
I linked to my post. It is about the mental aspect of sex. You need to get the partner thinking past the sale.
>>687104403
I've not personally been around larger dudes but I don't think I'd be against it. Then again I'm a fucking manlet, and there's always room for experimentation. No harm in at least trying to expand horizons. About as much interested in fucking as in getting fucked, though I've only experienced the latter for a short period of time. Talk about biting pillows, holy shit.
That said, I'm not currently in an area with much of that happening. Small town.
>>687092551
Quote of the day
>>687104260
Nothing wrong with that
>>687104704
I've tried to put a friggin vibrating dildo up my ass that I got for my ex, it's only 5 inches or so, and not incredibly thick. It stung/hurt like a mofo getting it up there, even with a shitton of lube.
So that's why I don't think I'd like to take a dick up my ass. Though, I suppose it doesn't help that the toy was pretty hard, like the battery component was pretty hard to get in.
>>687105548
Hear hear, I agree.
We are gods greatest weapon against humans.
Kappa
edgy
Kappa
KappaPride
>>687106035
Hm. Most of the time it isn't going to feel good when you're body's never done it before, as it's only pushed things out, rather than have stuff pushed into it. Did you try starting with a finger? Do that for a while, then move on to two. Then three, then maybe the vibrator. It'll take some time, but I think it'd be well worth it to try every so often. Might enjoy it. I know I did.
I'm the king of hidden kappa.
>>687106152
Humanity is useless, it needs to be destroyed.
I'm the king of carrot flowers.
>>687106491
It's the only solution for something new to arise that's at least a bit intelligent and not so freaking pathetic and self destructing.
Oh no, intelligence and self-destructing go hand in hand.
>>687106641
Edit: I don't care about self destructing, selfdestruct is awesome.
But some really important things blow up with it. that's not okay.
You just think that because you only experience one instance.
A useless instance.
Humans have no use, that's not anything new.
nothing as any use, yea nihilists
you two dumb fuckers say humanity is worthless but spend half your time trying to get attention from people.
teehee
>>687107249
We're actually circlejerking to each others intellectual superiority.
Now make way or be destroyed.
I'm observing from the outside since I'm infinitely smarter than both of them!
What's that weird static that's going about every now and then?
love in the air~
Is it the heat of the moment?
A look from you and I would fall from grace-
And that would wipe the smile right from my face!
Yes furry faggot
no, call a suicide hotline
