Are there any femanons here right now?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Are there any femanons here right now?
>>687025563
nah, she's getting a bite to eat. what's up?
>>687025725
kek
hi
lelele
yoyoyo
femanon_here.jpg
>>687027128
>>687027200
Proof?
>>687025725
>getting a bite of someone elses cock
get cucked
Ya'll got some of them time stamps?
>>687025563
me
>>687027523
post face?
>>687025563
Not OP, but have some fun, femanons:
>>687025987
>>687027654
just did
here's another one, with my dad.
I miss him...
second post here but idc because i look good
>>687027858
do you have daddy issues?
>>687027858
Try harder
>>687026825
Beautiful. If you were the first thing I woke up to every day I wold be a lucky man. Kinda girl you want to marry
>>687026825
>>687027858
I like her style
>>687028177
Any day you can take a shit is a good day and thus you are a lucky man.
>>687028888
Fuck you
>>687028722
Rolling
>>687028618
Good point
>>687028889
Then post a timestamp?
>>687028889
Tweet this
>>687029029
That tweet is your timestamp you moron
>>687029029
Gimme a sec shitlord
>>687028889
>how do I timestamp
>>687029039
Butterface
>>687029029
>>687028618
truth anon. truth.
>>687029247
LMAO
>>687029184
timestamp is because it's just as likely you're some autist with a fake girl twitter account.
timestamps exist for a reason.
Is there a point to this
>>687029321
#Catfish
Probably a fat one. You know its not a girl because girls are obsessed with taking pics of themselves and usually wont turn down attention
>>687029039
Protip faggot, bitches don't care about guys nude selfies, they don't feel aroused or anything.
You're wasting your time doing this, simple but interesting convo is way better than this lame shit.
kek
FINE GIVE ME A SECOND
>>687028177
Do you like knowing your being gay?
>>687029675
>beta neckbeard detected
>>687029761
>girl under 30 using twitter
fake and gay
>>687029247
Agreed. This is better
Femanon here
Disclaimer: I'm also a Jew
>>687030113
Post face?
>>687025563
no.
here, I love myself some dead sandniggers
Im a female
For the fems here, how do i become unappealing to fat SJWs and fat hipster cunts?
I tend to attract the most obese out of the bunch and i cant be a total asshole to them because people we both know
>>687030113
Hey im an american blooded german, jw
Any hard feelings?
>>687030113
show us dat jew beak
>>687027858
no, you look like a skanky drug addict who has no future and doesn't shower enough.
>>687029247
His face is cute. Don't be a faggot
I was just posting my nudes to all the /b/oys but the thread 404'd.
>>687029675
Protip faggot, some women quite enjoy it when guys send us nudes. Conversation is nice and good to start with but bitches get in the mood and they want to see your snakey.
>>687030537
Heres my snake.
Damn needy bitches
>>687030326
wear a MAGA hat
>>687030326
Just tell them you are a cis male, and love to have consenting sex with beautiful cis women under 98 pounds
>>687030741
I think it's dead. You should remove it.
>>687030537
You don't know shit about women
>>687030199
I wrote that, kek
Hey femanons, what kind of fetishes do you have?
>>687025563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8
>>687030741
Mmmm anon, this is exactly what I was hoping for. I've been compulsively masturbating for like an hour and I was running out of inspiration. Thank you. I would love to bounce on it while you yank my hair.
>>687030362
Of course not?
>>687030741
Also women prefer white cock. Throw some baby powder on your shit colored dong and come back to us
>>687031179
Anal
>>687030855
>maga
No idea
>>687030897
Im fat too though so it wouldnt work.
Im losing the weight though so eventually i can
Gg faggots
>>687031402
that's why they're attracted to you, retard
you're in their league
>>687031507
there we go
now tits or gtfo
>>687031223
Shut up baby I know it
>>687025563
Hi anons
>>687030491
saw that, pretty sure you're the bf rather than the girl though.
>>687030937
I think I do, considering I am woman
>>687031402
Not true therrwthere are girls out there that like chubby guys. Don't put yourself down that low anon.
>>687031665
Nice tits
im femanon
>>687031507
worst photoshop I have ever seen
>>687031590
why do you write on the wall
>>687031665
satan miss accepted, please continue
>>687031390
>Anal
Is that a recent fetish, or have you had it for a long time?
>>687031590
>>687031665
Hiya!
>>687031665
Show face with timestamp?
>>687031579
The nip is out faggot do not see it
>>687031665
Shooped, I know because I saw some. Some pixels are wrong.
>>687031179
I'm into virgins
>>687031665
You look like a piece of shit landwhale
I don't need timestamp because I'm the Official Princess of /b/
>>687027284
>>687031973
no, because your camera and lighting are shit
post more
>>687030419
>takes drugs regularly
>has no future
>just showered
2/3
>>687031179
Lactation
>>687031913
I'm into postmodern art
here is my video some time ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeSCytx_CvA
>>687025563
Femanon here
>>687031588
God anon I'm gonna cum again from that comment
>>687032041
They you'll love me.
>>687031665
this looks like photoshop too
>>687032041
>I'm into virgins
Glad to know you're into me! Heh, that's kind of a one time thing, huh? If only you could rewind time...
>>687031946
In your dreams fuck nugget
>>687032063
You're pretty cute
>>687032259
Post face?
>>687032223
>3 222 3
check em
>>687032063
poo in loo / 10
>>687032061
Gee anon, you better quit it before I backtrace you
>>687031526
B-but thats why im losing the weight, so im out.
>tfw fucked up by wearing a Sriracha tshirt around them
>tfw that opened up the floodgates of "oooh i LOVE cocksauce" whenever they drink
>>687031715
Its fine anon, im doing it for different reasons, 1 being out of the trigglypuffs league and 2 so i dont have to buy new clothes
>>687032533
kennedi dubs
Yes, 23/f and I'm in the middle of bating
take a pic of your screen with my pic on it
>>687025563
of course there are but like 90% of the time you post newfags respond with tits or gtfo even when it doesn't apply
>>687032697
What's your average?
>>687032590
>implying you can do anything to the official princess of /b/
>>687032765
It always applies
>>687026825
post tits or gtfo
>>687032686
back to 8gag nigger
>>687032041
kek then you came to the right place
>>687032799
Average what?
>>687032799
kennedi check em
U that female from Macy's rite
>>687032195
>Lactation
Ooh, that sounds fun! Have you heard of the Flax Seed Oil Massage? I hear it'll make you lactate after a few weeks, and can even result in permanent breast growth! Might want to look into it.
>>687032799
Kek stop that
>>687032765
tits or gtfo
the only people who ever call anyone a newfag is someone who qualifies for that condition, nigger.
>>687032840
spotted the newfag
it's only for attention whoring and that was all it was ever intended for
>>687032830
8gag called
>>687032902
don't get triggered cumskin
>>687031907
well you're pretty
>>687032727
oh, this is you? then surely you can prove it with a timestamp?
>>687032963
Batting average. That's what I assume you were doing. What else am I supposed to get from "bating"
>>687031938
I've had the fetish since middle school. The first porn I ever came across was gay porn. My favorite singer at the time was a flaming homo that would constantly makeout with his bass player and it kinda sparked my interest in watching guys fuck. got curious one night while I was tapping I couldn't get wet enough so I stuck a finger in, and I was gushing within 30 seconds. My bf popes my anal cherry last year and we do anal every now and again. My best orgasms have come from anal sex
>>687032063
I definitely need to see more of you.
>>687031665
What size are you? My tits look similar
>>687028177
didnt realise this was a cringe thread
>>687028889
>>687029321
probably a fake account
>>687032697
>Yes, 23/f and I'm in the middle of bating
What gets you off? Any fetishes? >>687031179
>>687032840
It only applies when they're asking for something or when they post with importance on bring a femanon that they start.
>>687032765
I started this thread to just talk, but others changed that very quickly.
>>687031507
is that a nipple i see?
>>687032223
this meme is so natural and organic
>>687030311
why does ones must bear a pic? what does is change?
>>687029675
you clearly have not been with many women if any. you could not be more wrong. and have also been proven wrong by tits with timestamp.
ya they almost never want a dick pic right off the bat. gotta get them a little aroused first and thinking about taking your dick usually before they want to see it. protip... get out of here you underage faggot. its past your bedtime
>>687032840
>>687033038
newfags
>>687033153
MASTURBATING
>>687030199
Refer to
>>687033068
>>687032169
That's not me anon
>>687032506
Thank you anon
>>687033237
I literally did a time stamp
>tfw have gf
>tfw would still like to talk to femanon
>tfw do it just to be more social and have more girl friends
>tfw that would be morally shady
>tfw I don't want to make my gf sad
>>687033095
im cumskin
>>687030491
youre hot
can you take a closeup of your bush please?
>>687027858
what you doing on 4chan
>>687033394
Fine then. What's the average amount of times you masturbate?
i'd love it if a femanon could rate my cock
>>687033270
Lol what did you wanna talk about?
>>687033197
I've never been officially measured but DD or E cups usually fit. I was also laying down in the picture so they might look a little strange.
>>687033109
no, you're a betacuck...
This is why if you would walk close to her in the street, she won't notice you. If she sees someone like me, she would turn to me and blush while her pussy gets wet with my grin.
Don't worry, people like you can still have sex with used goods, she'll tell you she's a "virgin" or only had "few" partners
>>687033368
You're trying so hard to justify to yourself that sending your nudes to bitches wasn't a pathetic move it makes you even more pathetic.
They really don't care, and even if they say they care, it's because they know that you care and play along.
>>687032195
I always wanted to suck the milk out of a girls tits, then have her squirt breast milk all over my cock and face while I jerk off.
And any face sitting/ball busting/pegging/cuckolding/cbt/humiliation/pain/female domination feet fetish(anal or stomping on my balls) and or huge dildos for the girl, watching her getting fucked by big cocks one or more. Getting tied up and laughed at, watching girls/creeping creepshotting. Me dressing up as a sadistic evil clown/monsters and raping/rough fucking her. Making her choak on my dick and fucking her in the ass and whatnot. Stealing womens underwear, sniffing where they sit/ recording them without them knowing. Following them close and imagining breaking into her house and raping her or raping her wherever.
There you go femanons. This is what men like me think about when we are sitting next to you on the bus.
>>687030836
brushing your hair doesn't fix your face, dummy
>>687033754
lol cringe alert
>>687033634
0 to 7 days a week. This week I masturbated probably 5 separate sessions.
>>687033634
Kek I love you
>>687033877
Kek, sorry. I guess you're right Mr. Dubs
>>687033707
I like knowing why people come here.
>>687033732
I think I beat you by a cup size but our nipples are very similar. You a redhead?
>>687030491
Start a new thread. This one is a shitshow.
>>687033754
This is the most autistic thing I've read all day
>>687034000
Kek, sorry. I guess you're right Mr. Trips
>>687025563
>>687033697
Wow gorgeous 9/10 would take in every hole. Sorry for being over the top but I'm seriously so horny tonight.
>>687033526
Fucking fix your hair you look like a bum
>>687033933
Fucking weak. 5 times a WEEK? I can hit that before 2 pm. And guys have to recharge.
>>687032063
Show me some skin, cute stuff.
I got a thing for the curry
>>687032195
I'm a girl into lactation too. I'm tempted to induce myself.
>>687033989
what a shitty meme
>>687033697
You're a sad sad man....
>>687033163
>I've had the fetish since middle school.
Interesting! You know, this has become one of my fetishes as well....Listening to femanons describe their fetishes, how they got them, maybe even giving them one or two new ones. It's simply fascinating! Speaking of giving you new fetishes, have you ever wondered what it would be like to give anal, instead of just receive?
>>687033153
>What else am I supposed to get from "bating"
*facepalm*
>>687034252
>>687033754
dude your probably a 13 y/o on his familly computer trying to make himself feel better i was just trying to post something other than the usual show your tits
>>687033526
put a couple fingers in your ass
>>687032330
Give me your email, name's Maxwell
>>687034205
>>687033697
my kik, johndong101
One of you femanons do this with one of my pics pls
>>687032727
>>687030836
>>687029039
>>687034431
Why can't people on 4chan use the correct "you're", this is the second time today.
>>687034437
>Outs self as femanon when can remain anonymous
>Claims to not want attention
Pick one
>>687034242
Those are sessions. I can have multiple orgasms. My sessions can last hours. Not that it matters. I hook up with guys as well. I'm probably not as lonely as you.
>>687033697
let's see the rest of you...
>>687034592
that's the joke faggot
>>687034576
summer fag
>>687034632
>>687034619
Baby, don't feel bad. No one can be as lonely as me.
>>687034020
I come to /b/ primarily for memes, highly offensive jokes, and the occasionally creative insults people throw at each other.
>>687034394
I would love to be the giver. I've actually looked into pegging with my bf. He's still pretty nervous about it, so currently all he allows me to do is finger his ass while I suck him off. He enjoys it, though the idea of taking anything bigger scares him. I'd be gentle with him of course. I want to make him feel good
>>687034798
Aw :3333
>>687033933
>>687034619
>0 to 7 days a week. This week I masturbated probably 5 separate sessions.
>I can have multiple orgasms. My sessions can last hours.
Wow, very >>>/d/ eviant of you! I wish I could do that...
>>687028889
>>687031715
>girls that like chubby guys
>>687028177
Didn't know this was a cringe thread.
>>687030491
Omg OP came for us, she's the best
DP and pussy depth object : those were the ones you havent done yet
>>687030491
Is that really you in the other thread?
>>687034792
why's youre dick red? you using a penis pump?
>>687031665
analqueen?
>>687034492
Give me your email first, Maxwell. I'm Julia.
>>687034792
Fuck I just came
grill here
>>687033783
lol when the chick im dating now masturbates to my pics once in a while. and ive been asked many times. a girl i was hooking up with was sexting with me as she rubbed her clit and asked me to keep sending her pics to make her cum. it worked. go get laid little boy. or keep digging for the bottom of that cheeto bag and bottle of mountain dew
>>687034437
I always get really amused at the responses when I mention I'm a femanon. I suppose that's because I find their patheticness to be fucking hilarious
>>687030113
Hila?
>>687031665
arent you sarah?
>>687025563
I'll be whatever you want me to be ;)
>>687035766
Proof?
>>687035775
>keep digging for the bottom of that cheeto bag and bottle of mountain dew
I leave that to you. Have a nice day naive dude.
Shitpost time
>>687035510
no i did not used a pump, but you might have noticed my bed sheets are also red and that i'm not using the best of cameras so it might be a light play
Kill the attentionwhore thread
>>687035829
Zero idea what you're asking me
>>687035160
Thank you.
>>687030311
lies. I saw this in the cheese pizza thread last night.
>>687035084
>I would love to be the giver.
If only he was into >>687035160. I hope you can convince him to try it someday, femanon!
>>687034792
Best body type, 10/10 body 10/10 cock even though I prefer them small I'd be willing to get used to that.
More?
>>687031665
show feminine penne please
>>687035572
[email protected]
Send me your fbook info or i will not reply. Gonna get spammed im sure
Shit
>>687036325
Looks like a couple of shitheads.
>>687036404
Jesus, kid. You posted your actual email?
>>687033754
>with my grin
cringed hard reading this. im not sure you've even kissed a girl cuz undoubtably youre still in middle school
>>687036265
kik: johndong101
>>687036212
noice funbags anon, congratulations
>>687036605
I think the sadder things is that he uses a yahoo email.
>>687036212
fav method of masturbation?
>>687036212
More?
>>687030326
Tell them "no means no".
>>687036605
Yeah and? I aint ashamed of nothing who cares
>>687036759
Lelo Mona 2 against my clit. Usually clothed bc Im sensitive and get swollen.
>all the guys in here grovelling for female attention.
jesus christ how pathetic
meanwhile, I have a question that's actually suited to /b/: are any females here pedophiles, or do they know any women who have admitted to being turned on by underage boys/girls? The reason I ask is that I was having a conversation on here the other day with people who basically refused to consider that female pedophiles might exist
pic related
>>687031507
Tits or gtfo, our rules are simple.
>>687025563
Ya
>>687036719
Gee thanks anon
>>687029675
>Virign/small dick faggot
>>687031507
Hey where'd your twitter go? kek
>>687031179
rape (duh)
any sort of physical or mental abuse during sex.
>>687037079
anytime anon, it's what I'm here for
>>687037178
what are your limits for mental abuse?
>>687033326
i believe it is
>>687026825
I want to give you all my money.
>>687025563
Yep. But I ain't posting my tits for proof.
>>687037008
Femanon here. Not a pedophile myself but I'm friends with two female ones.
>>687036928
Be ashamed of your grammar.
>>687037079
Any chance we could see them properly?
>>687037008
Pathetic? im a fucking man.
Who would choose NOT to talk to women on 4chan or anywhere? A fucking neckbeard
>>687037421
Not asking for tits. What about face?
>>687036233
Same anon thanks for the support. So what are you into
>>687037008
It's just sad, women getting the men here to grovel while giving back nothing
RIP There are no women on the internet and tits or GTFO rules
>>687035924
Nope
>>687037445
I'm going to need more details about your friends and how you know they're pedo.
>>687037621
You forgot to tip your fedora
>>687037445
interesting. what gender/age range are they into?
>>687037490
>not being desperate for female approval makes you a neckbeard
well sign me the fuck up
>>687036404
Don't have Facebook love. Guess it's just not meant to be. No hard feelings.
Rate my dick femanons
>>687036480
>>68703>>687037621
Giving back nothing? Wtf is with the anti girl fucks on 4chan? Wouldnt you want to talk to the girls? Maybe this is why so many of you are unlayed.
You act like a bunch of fucking virgins playing in your tree house with a no girls allowed sign
>>687037895
Hips or gtfo
>>687034792
9.5/10 would suck and fuck
>>687036212
>Thank you.
You're welcome!
>>687037720
I know they are because they've told me. I won't give out details on them.
I'm a guy, and two of the femanons in this thread who refused to post tits are me.
>>687037895
What the fuck is up with guys shaving their pubes? I want a guy to look like a man, not a fucking 12 year old. Btw would still suck and fuck ;)
>>687038306
I don't care about their fucking home address anon, I'm just interested in what you know.
I refuse to update timestamp.
>>687037481
Properly? I'm not sure.
>>687031179
Ddlg, incest, big tits, lactation, rapeplay/molestation, innocence, age gaps, +more
>>687037818
Id just rather talk to girls than a bunch of faggots.
You would too if you had a dick and a healthy sexual appetite
>>687038399
Because pubes can get very uncomfortable and gross very quickly, especially if it's really hot or humid.
>>687037895
It's pretty chill. Would probably worship it.
