YLYL - SCHOOL SHOOTING EDITION
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YLYL - SCHOOL SHOOTING EDITION
>>687023698
bump
this has sooo much potential
Bump as fuck
>>687023698
LOL DAT CRAZY WYT BOI LOL NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
https://youtu.be/-9YDR3IMmC4
NIGGER HUMOR IS THE BEST LOLOLOL XXDDDD
>>687026689
I remember asian kids doing this more.
>>687026071
lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc4YIpbom1E
>>687026963
>only one white kid in class
If I was stuck in a classroom full of niggers I'd shoot up the school too.
Thankfully niggers don't stay in school for very long.
>>687027511
check'd
But oh, the edge...
>>687027511
Went to a fucking ghetto ass high school in Houston. Literally 20 white students out of 2k. I was the only ginger. I wore glasses and was chubby and looked like a bitch. Nobody really fucked with me. Not sure what you're problem is
>>687028473
I just feel bad for you.
>>687028473
>nobody fucked with me
well, apparently even niggers have enough standards not to let just anything into their beds
Ya
>>687029422
went to school in florida, only 3 black kids in the enite school. 1 was in my class, always got called a nigger and told to shut up by everyone.
>>687027511
damn, your post cut my fucking wrist. That was edgy as fuck
>>687029873
What do you guys think of this pict? I kind of like it?
>>687029009
Why? I know a ton of people I can get drugs from now.
>>687029422
Once I started college I actually turned out to be an 8/10. I've bedded the chocolate a few times and they loved the red shrubbery I've got.
>>687030688
kinda like the ugly duckling story, then. Well, glad everything's fine now
>>687030688
>bedded the chocolate
>red shrubbery
fucking kek
>>687031476
It's funny you say that. One of them I dated for a bit like to be smart ass. I'll never forgot the day she asked me to "just put in the tip and see if it looks like a chocolate covered strawberry". I damn neared pissed in her pussy from laughter
>>687032302
I'd actually fucking enlist
>>687032302
>Mfw you look like Elliot and are also a beta
So how long do i got before I turn
>>687026071
This made me lose, good job.
>>687031955
what was her reaction?
>>687032825
finally lost
>>687033773
>>687033635
She got a good laugh because we both knew it did.
>>687034123
>>687034202
Well, threads ruined because of shitty holiday.
>>687026022
That isn't Michael Brown tho
>>687030561
I really, really, really like it. Mind if I save it John?
>>687034123
HAHA Ufcking kek
>>687026730
well your certainly taking it to a new level
>>687035315
Fuck off
>>687032186
lost
>>687035184
ah fuck u got me lmao
>>687035315
i did i traveled back in time... now to rape past me.
>>687035950
>>687035950
>>687034123
I don't get why people find mocking stuff like this funny. I'm not even saying this because it offends me or anything, I just can't comprehend how it's funny. I have to assume it's just kids showing off how edgy they are
>>687036529
>>687036476
>>687032825
I never thought those retarded ads wil ever make me kek so hard. Finally a good use for them
>>687036489
Huh, i live near there
>>687035001
My name isn't john but sure. Be sure to put it on all of the ylyls to help spread the immense laughter it brings.
>>687036608
No, it's definitely funny. I kekked multiple times in this thread.
>>687036608
I don't think you've been here for very long have you. Better yet how old are you?
>>687036608
I don't know man, that shit just gets funnier the longer you stare at it.
>>687034687
It's a nigger, no?
>>687036857
fucking summerfag
>>687037129
kek
>>687036948
More likely than not I've been here longer than you
>>687037129
battlestations21.webm
>>687034971
Holy fucking shit lost
>>687037298
but why is there a fence indoors?
>>687030688
This will be perfect for a ylyl thanks anon
>>687037396
I doubt it, but There's no point in arguing with a stranger over the interwebz
>>687037120
if that's summeragish for you, I shall gladly assume this title and spam you with my comments till you can cringe no more and leave this place for ever.
>>687037614
asking the real questions
if i get quads i shoot up my school
>>687037685
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Dammit, Dale.
>>687037661
No prob. Don't forget the chocolate strawberry part. I think that's kek worthy
>>687037845
rolling
>>687037685
You're right, why are we even here. I only expect bananas and Reddit memes in these threads anyway
>>687023698
Kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1R-poknaEQ
>>687027511
Wew lad that's pretty edgy
>>687037540
He's gonna win America the gold in gymnastics one day
>>687026071
Lost heartily
>>687035785
Incoherent post
>>687023698
>>687036912
Newfag
>>687035315
Hey NSA guy, how come your cursive looks like you never, ever write in cursive?
>>687037721
kek
>>687037979
I honestly think most faggots that have been here for the past 10 years now make up the majority of Reddit
>>687026689
>the white kid in class
Must suck being white and growing up in Detroit
>>687033773
Lost
>>687034202
is he using his hat to hide his boner?
>>687023698
>>687034886
>>687026071
lost hard
>>687026071
Got me gud
>>687038446
I know right? Where I grew up in TX it'd be like "which white kid? one of the 10 in class with a German last name, or one of the 10 in class with a Czech last name?
>>687032302
Sorry. Already enlisted in the Marines to not be a beta
>>687038602
Lost again
>>687025617
>M17
Nigs should at least know gun models
>>687023698
>>687037540
>contorsionism
>>687037897
>>687038444
Can confirm, though I don't post much shit on reddit so much as just browse it and then get distracted reading comments for a year
>>687035315
weak
>>687038311
lost
>>687034123
>>687026730
What the fuck did I just watch?
>>687039020
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>687036487
what shooting is this refrencing?
>>687034202
>>687034971
Its even better if you shove a phone activated IED up each one's ass before letting them loose
>>687038602
>>687038346
No sir, I believe that you are wrong in your judgment, as I have been on this website for 1 year 3 months and 17 days. I hope that you understand that is more than enough time to comprehend a website's cultural background.
>>687039161
>>687026071
Lost
>>687037093
Good point
>>687037886
Kek
>>687039020
>>687039161
>>687039332
thanks lori
>>687039251
jesus christ you fucking autistic motherfucker.
>>687036608
>>687039235
damn
>>687033773
fucking lost
>>687026071
Samefagd
>>687032302
Seriously tho, Chad Thundercock is not allowed to exist in civilized society. Because there is always going to be some 6 ft god all the women fuck. You would have killed his faggot ass in the old days. The problem is the bitches want the hottest guy, and know they can get fucked by more attractive guys than they can keep. Kill Chad. Just chloroform him, drag him to your trunk, and have a large group of guys who's girlfriends he fucked laugh as you flay him alive. Do it for /b/ and her.
>>687033635
No one ever asked. I'm still working on that part of the story.
>>687032825
I lost again
>>687036487
Lost
>>687039186
The one that happened before you were born
>>687028473
My problem is your shitty grammar.
Wait a second...
Niggers have shitty grammar.
>I was the only ginger.
WE'RE BEING RUSED
>>687037234
>>687039439
AYYY THE PIE
>>687032186
>>687032302
>>687032438
Gentleman.
>>687036912
>being this new
>>687039186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O00YFKJe1fo
>>687038444
Eh idk I've been here on and off right around 10 years and I never use Reddit other than the NFL sub occasionally
>>687039235
New doom looks great
>>687035315
>The feds don't have anything better to do than to fap their willies to trap homosexuals
>>687039186
>>687039186
underage b&
underage b&
underage b&
underage b&
>>687035184
Here
>>687038100
kek
>>687039548
edgy bro
>>687039784
Lol, the Chinese ones I get, but the UK literally has nothing on us
may i say more
>>687039578
how'd you know I was born in 2000?
>>687038531
sause?
>>687039479
Actually stuff like this is kind of amusing with just how absurd it is
>>687039559
>>687034493
uh, now I'm confused. Got contradictory replies and
>neither is a troll attempt
>>687039764
REEEE
>>687039048
GTFO
>>>https://www.reddit.com/
>>687039434
You are inccorrect in your diagnosis of the fact that I have high functioning autism, as I was tested for the disability, and I was found to have mild social displacement. I also have never have had sexual relations with a mother of any sort, but I figure that was just an insult.
>>687039777
can confirm it is
>>687035315
Time stamp faggot
>>687040071
You can not be for real
>>687037685
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Dammit, Dale.
>>687034971
this.
>>687039963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmHIMKkCqFY
>>687039956
MOOOOOODS
>>687027511
I was one of maybe 3 white people in my 8th grade class. My middle school was in the middle of the projects. Also got bullied by one of the other white people in the class. 8th grade sucked.
>>687039647
>Ben Stiller is evolving
>Ben Stiller evolved into Big Nosed Jew
>>687039862
m8
>>687037496
I never tought of it that way.
>>687039927
holy shit that things balls o.o
>>687039594
Nah I'm a ginger. I just don't give a shit about grammar unless I'm at work. I sure as fuck don't care on /b/ of all places
>>687037721
Play of the game
>>687039076
wtf kind of gun is that anyways
>>687034971
>>687039186
columbine
>>687040485
>o.o
Kill yourself
>>687040376
I feel bad for my nephew. Due to my brother's school they're living in Houston at the moment, and he's in the white minority at his school. He's 7, nice kid, possibly slightly special, but definitely not the tough/cocky kind. He gets bullied, and when he finally has enough and fights back he gets in trouble. I'm thankful they won't be there much longer
>>687039225
Your comment made me kek so damn hard
I salute you anon.
>>687036608
Summerfag pls go.
>>687040526
>>687039594
BTW do you realize ginger is nothing but an anagram for nigger?
>>687037897
>>687040249
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS ISN'T DALE MY NAME IS RUSTY SHACKLEFORD
>>687037638
>edgy
>>687040245
I see no reason to lie, as that would just cause a disruption in the communal environment of the internet. Therefore, I attempt to show an honest expression of my well being. I hoped this helped your misunderstanding of my mental state.
>>687026022
>Legally obtain cash
>2nd Amendment rights
>Dat Trigger discipline.
>Fresh bottle of Hawaiian Punch & Vodka.
What's wrong with this photo?
>>687040876
>>687037721
Im going to /v/ to shitpost this in an overwatch thread right now lul
I wanna fuck her in that dress.
>>687038343
maximum kek
>>687040569
SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!
>>687025617
>the m17
lol commiefornian detected
>>687039862
wrong kind of star fuckface
>>687041261
>>687040986
are you chinese
>>687039784
England
Relavent
>Pick 1
>>687033773
lost hard
>>687034123
I get it, because Americans are pigs.
>>687040818
Yeah it's good that he's getting out of there, but it's also good that he fights back. I hate niggers because of that school I was at.
>>687041188
double dubs
https://youtu.be/cZi-Kwn1Heg
Eric and Dylan
>When the propane bombs actually go off
>>687039716
>687039716
that was fucked, but them talking about whether to shoot on 3 or on go was honestly fucking hilarious
>>687037721
>>687034123
Or about tree fiddy
>>687035184
Loss
>>687039984
I'm the ginger that was chubby in high school then grew up to fuck black women. The other post is some troll
>>687040876
Holy fuck
>>687040338
>father-sonfishingtrip.jpg
>>687038928
How come these guys never shoot up the schools?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObvnI_U1qU
>>687039479
I can't explain why, but I find her 10/10
And it's not because she wipes her cute anus with the flag. She's just amazing.
If this would be a YFYL, I'd lose
>>687025974
no nazi but those jackets are really fuckin sweet
>>687037721
Lost heartily
>>687039479
That girl is 10/10
Mindblowingly hot. Damn
>>687028473
Same boat but in Austin. Nigs never nogged on me, I was on the football team so had immunity. No one fucks with football players in US high schools, it's a big gang. Short white dude in my class got beat up every day though and then went all MMA and concealed carry neo fascist.
>mfw I'm safe because only rich white schools get shot up and poor white trash is safe, we can't even afford trench coats let alone $2000 guns
>>687043639
>>687043396
Tyrone stop samefagging
>>687043933
TOPKEK
>>687035315
Feds = some loser who bought an NSA pin at the army surplus store along with a belt that has bullet casings glued on it.
>>687043933
>>687040773
>JusticeRainsFromAbove.webm
>>687039784
hearty kek
>>687025974
Is this a nostalgia thread now?
>>687035315
Why does your handwriting look like a small child's?
>>687033773
Lost.
>>687025974
Nazi on the right looks a bit like Kevin Spacey.
>>687039479
>>687039968
Agreed, that flag looks brand new too. Went out and spent $10-$15 on an american flag, made in china, to post someones fap material.
https://youtu.be/k6EQAOmJrbw
>>687030561
What do you think of these picts?
>>687038873
No one gives a shit, betafag
What's with this whole nigger meme
>lol weird white kid
Yeah ok white kids are the weird ones at school lol not like the niggers who screech and barely come to class
"Fuck dat readin is gay"
"I don't know dis shit"
I just find it funny as fuck because, sure there were weird beta faggots when I went to school but when did niggers suddenly get the idea THEYRE the normal ones lel.
I asked this last time and some nigger got mad as fuck. I'm curious
>>687033773
lost too fucking hard
>>687043933
my fucking sides
>>687039716
>HEY! STOP-
>FUCK YOU!
>>687039862
>>687039784
Someone actually took the time to make these lol
>>687034202
>>687034123
This shit is why you believe you are the good guys in the story. You actually believe that soldiers are fighting for murica not to get invaded or whatever shit you fear.
>>687035315
The badge on the left is Russian, I have like ten at my apartament
>>687046245
First off, niggers get mad
Second, in some places in the US, niggers are the vast majority
Third, because of society (not defending it, just saying) many have been bred into this illusion that they're owed something, any institution is not to be trusted and/or is against them (except the same institutions they rely upon), they almost seem to have this mentality that they accept that they were meant to fail from the beginning, so instead of trying to overcome the adversity that they simultaneously invented and succumb to, they just resist in any way they can. Like they're rebelling against something they can't comprehend because their elders have imbued them with a shitty attitude about life based on their experiences (which if you go far enough back, were legitimately shitty, but not recent enough to warrant tainting today's youth with it)
>>687046245
if people thinks it funny then thats about it lol
no need to shoot up your school junior
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>>687036608
Cause these fags love anything edgy even if no one cares
>>687046245
White kids are more likely to bottle it all up and then pop and shoot up a school. Not sure if there've been any mass school shootings done by black people.
Stop being defensive ya goof. Nobody gives a fuck about you.
>>687047243
Wtf why its not censored? Is this 4chan feature a lie?
>>687035315
Monitor this
> implying dick
>>687047243
HOW TL DELETE IT
>>687040926
>nigger
>>687043191
They don't go to school, but they are shooting each other in the streets.
>>687043933
>>687047168
Graduated school already bud. Maybe if you weren't a dumb little faggot fucker you could've read that.
>>687047243
Guys how to delete it its my mums credit card
>>687035184
I made this pic.
>>687035950
Kek
>>687041273
>>687038928
You've never heard of the m17?
It's 1 better than the m16.
>>687036608
Why you fuck off faggot
>>687047773
It's uh. The same thing my man. They didn't come to school 10 years ago when I graduated and they don't now
>>687035315
this guy is not joking
>>687047773
Damn you're dumb as fuck lmao
>>687040773
I work on that aircraft. :). Feels good.
>>687048020
>>687048115
not quite i dont come to school if im not already there. I go school when im not already there.
I come to school if im already there and im making a claim about the fact that going to school is a routine
>>687048073
> FX00 9001
> 9001
Looks like he's with the meme police
>>687047994
C: drive, Windows folder. Delete the whole folder
>>687048073
3spooky5me
>>687048357
Who cares. You got the jist of what he meant
>>687043933
she's pretty cute anon whats her name
Bobap Thunderdrum?
>>687048781
That's right.
>>687042957
>>687048941
thanks anon
any noods?
>>687039862
You need to get this right, so pay attention.
Don't wish me a Happy Memorial Day. There is nothing happy about it. Don't thank me for my service because of Memorial Day. It is not Veteran's Day. Veteran's Day is for Veterans. Hence the name.
This is Memorial Day. Note the word Memorial.
Definition of memorial
>>687040299
Is this real?
>>687040773
Should've named the webm "Red Cross"
>>687048073
Is that badge plastic?
>>687048073
Where did you get that, Toys 'R Us?
>>687043933
Isn't this the crazy bitch feminist from Boston U? Or was it from another uni? Anyway, Milo Yiannipolous (a gay conservative who bashes liberal idiots) got on stage and this fat girl went ballistic. The drums are an amazing touch
>>687040670
It's a Thompson Machine Gun / Shotgun (with a bayonette)...duh
>>687049609
UMass my nigga. right up the road from me. Although that bitch was almost certainly from smith college, a short drive from there. They're kind like sparta and athens.
