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Trips names my new kitten
Quad says what I do next
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>>687016719
Supreme Leader Smoke.
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Cunt hole
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Nigger
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>>687016719
Bob
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^>>687017379
J.k. ReRollings
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>>687016719
Ilikeblackdick
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>>687017545
Re-reroll
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dog
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taco
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>>687016719
Rateater
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Tight Pussy
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>>687016719
Blini
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>>687017706
lunch box
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Trash
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Wolf
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>>687017828
Blini. So you don't get any funny fucking ideas.
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Meme Man
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Fuck that cat and upload it to 4chan with you cock in it
Name it cunt
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Simon
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adolf
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>>687017799
Check em

Inverted Nigger
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>>687016719
Patch
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muskie bait
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Snake
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>>687017993
reroll
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Little House Nigger
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Big Boss
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bernie
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>>687018009
Dis
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>>687016719
Name kitten "Cat"
If quads make it do backflips an shit
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>>687016719
Cheeseburger
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Fleshlight
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Juicy Pussy
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anon
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skid mark
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>>687016719
The #2 Special, No Veggies
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Avagantamos the Eater of Nipples
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kitkat
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>>687018184
roll
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Hamburger, but in the cutsie way that girls say it in slice of life anime
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jizz spunge
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Adolf Hitler
Gas jews
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Fake.. There aren't 30 months
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pawchan
if quads - get 10 more cats
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Tite Pussi
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>>687018239
this
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Billabongadonghipalamongaloidsallyohhhh
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>>687018184
this
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Put dick in mouth, also name it spunky
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>>687016719
Lana
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>>687018323
Roll
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Name: Barack Hussein Obama
Do: Kill
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Fuck the cat and upload it to 4chan
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Dog
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>>687018239
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muchkin
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>>687018388
reroll
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Jaromir
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Rape it to death
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>>687018323
Too cute to not roll for this
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>>687018555
Winrar
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Name it Nigger Killer and shave it if quads
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>>687018555
WINRAR
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Shoe On Head

Do: fuck its ass
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>>687018555
winrar
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Sentient fleshlight
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>>687016719
big tits mcgee
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>>687018555
winrar
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>>687018555
winrar
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>>687018323
rolla
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wankchops
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Mark III
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>>687016719
>>687018365
lel
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>>687018555
Waste of trips.

Do: Fuck its ass

QUADS GET
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Quads get another cat
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>>687016719
Meredith
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>>687018334
roll
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love it 4ever
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>>687018841
Fuck up nigger
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Quads get:

Jizz on it
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slather mayonnaise on your dick and let the kitten lick it.
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Go to bed.
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>>687016719
Ahah vas te COUCHER Vincent
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>>687018555
acceptable
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Nigger

Dye it pink
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>>687019056
Roll
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>>687016719
Trips: Savannah (if female) Tau (if male) Crispin (if sis)
Quads: Lick its butthole.
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>>687019116
for that
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>>687016719
Trips: Bastet
Quads: Make sure it has a comfy live
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Lick it
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make a tattoo with the cat's face in your chest
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curb stomp
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>>687018555
Das aight but I was gonna roll for cunt :(
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>>687018040
Snek
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shave
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Go to bed.
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Ser fucks a cock
Stick in ass hole
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lick its asshole
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QUADS GET

SUCK ITS DICK/LICK ITS VAGINA
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>>687019846
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>>687016719
Nigger
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Give it treats
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Fuck its asshole
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>>687019923
roll
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Go outside.
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>>687019290
roll
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OP Here
>>687018555
Nice trips anon, arabic as fuck

>>687019846
Fuckin reroll
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>>687019475
>in your chest

Like Kuato but with the cats face
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Aslan
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>>687020306
Roll
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>>687016719
His eyes look like ender pearls so Ender.
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>>687016719
Stomp on the little fuckers head and film it, upload to web for all to see
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>>687016719
Cuntstump
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>>687020419
roll
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m m m moaney shot
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>>687019923
this
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throw in full tub
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>>687020991
roll
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Be nice to the fucking cat you cucks
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>>687021089
cut the tail off
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>>687020192
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roll - Brandon Waz Here
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>>687016719
Pathetic bastard you don't have a mind of your own. You don't deserve a cat. You're just going to hurt it on another due s thread you fucking idiot. I am sick of these sheep threads. Rate me because I have no self esteem. Roast me so I know how gross I am. Name my new piece or animal because I am a waste of space and can't come up with an original idea without some other person helping or telling me I am so clever. BTW I am so clever. Hurrrdurrr op is a faggot just like every other faggot tread like this.
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Take jaromir out for a fancy steak dinner.
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>>687021240
Does he suck?
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>>687016719
pussy magnet
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>>687021503
thats a long name....you are going to need a license plate for the ID tag
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dont kill it
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>>687021651
Hockey legend
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>>687021651
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaromír_Jágr
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Tell your cat you love him/her, hug it, fap to some HD porn, take a hot shower, have a glass of whole milk, curl up in bed with cat, begin to purr with cat, fall alseep, wake up, never come back on 4chan
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>>687022136
roll for this
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Eat it
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Brush him
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>>687018323
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hug the kitten
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duck tape on the feet and have him run and hop around
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>>687021503
Sad because Jennifer didn't reply to your snapchat of you at a bbq, brian?
Its ok, high school doesn't matter.
By the way mentioning your ap and honors classes won't make you sound smarter to her.
Don't cry, Brian. You'll find a woman that is pretty decent and has actual personality.
But I'm not a rapper.
Chin up, nigga.
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>>687022707
kek
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>>687022658
Rerolling this one
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moar cats
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>>687021503
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Rolling for quads: do a money shot on it
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>>687022658
Rollin again
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>>687023287
reroll
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>>687022658
Come on quads for this, don't forget to film it
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>>687022658
this
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kill it
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>>687016719
Adolf
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Zimbabwe
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Tape him to a couple balloons for the /b/ space program.
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>>687016719
SWALLOW THE CAT WHOLE AND ALIVE
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You name it minnie and you feed it some cat food...
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>>687023710
this
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Das Fuhrer, Hitler
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Knit him a hat.
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>>687023710
kek rolling for this
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>>687023744
REROLL
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>>687016719
>trips names
Scranculous W. McSnabblepuluffer

>Quads what do next
Pick a better name.
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>>687023710
Reroll, the frog experiment was only a partial success.
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>>687023710
reroll
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Buy Jaromir some cat toys
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>>687017464
please
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orange peel helmet
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>>687016719
My owner's a faggot for owning a cat
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>>687024869
such photoshop
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>>687024719
Roll
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>>687024719
Rollin
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Feed him some wet food
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Cuddle him
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Quads: Do nothing
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/b/ space program part 2
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>>687024719
roll
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Drown him in milk
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>>687025802
j.k. rawlin
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OP Here
Jaromir is asleep, trips says what he's dreaming.
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>>687016719
Dog
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>>687026049
Wtf wrong pic
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Eat your cat
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>>687026407
Rolling
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>>687026049
kek
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>>687026407
Re-roll
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>>687026339
Genocide
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>>687016719
Wake up your cat my pouring water on it
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>>687024719
roll
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>>687026793
this
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rolling to give it treats
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>>687026791
rolling for genocide
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Sup
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>>687026407
Roll + eat it raw
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>>687016719

Shave ALL of its fucking fur off
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Get him a sibling
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>>687027597
I wanna get near tho
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>>687027778
FFFUUUUUCK I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE
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>>687027778
Jesus shit
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>>687024719
reroll
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>>687027845
Damnit reroll for the fur shave
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>>687027845
R E R O L L
E
R
O
L
L
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go to siria and remove kebab with him
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>>687027597
Reroll
I just wanna see that furless cat
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>>687027597
Rollerino
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>>687016719

if this post is quads, OP has to post a picture of him kissing his kitten
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>>687027597
Re-roll
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>>687027597
Roll
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Give it a Hitler stash
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>>687016719


Bernie
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>>687027597
Rolldnnsbd damnit I missed it again
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put in toilet
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>>687028744

re-rolling for op kissing the kitten and giving it a hug

I also hope you guys realize that OP is probably not gonna physically harm the kitten.

if he does, OP is the god of all faggots.
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cp
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4cat, if quads, pet her
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>>687016719
kill it
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kill it
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>>687016719

oh god let this be quads:

don't do anything to the cat
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give him a tiny hat
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OP Here
>>687029363
Never gonna hurt lil jaromir :)
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roll. Name it Krieger.
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>>687030243
Rolling for this
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>>687030450

great, only a douche would hurt a kitten, I still vote for 4cat
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OP Here
>>687030958
Archer?
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>>687018555
dafuck kind of name is Jaromir?
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Shitty Kitty
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Name him Vladimir
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Pour milk on it

rolling for quads
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Spoon
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We got the name, now kill it.
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>>687016719
Lord General katmish von kessenbergen, high warlord of the 56th infantry.
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>>687031244
czech

if quads, read it a bed time story, every night for the rest of it's life
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Piss in its water dish and stick a pencil up its asshole
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>>687026407
Roll
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teach it to play guitar like stevie ray vaughn
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Adolf
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>>687029949
So close
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Actually take care of the damn thing OP
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THEINCREDIBLEHULKAMANIAC all one name always said in full.

Buy it a tag with that name, go to the vet, get it chipped under that name. DEW IT.
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Let it smell leather, if it's anything like my cat it will freak the fuck out and run at super sonic speeds.
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>>687032219

gdi i was so close
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Make dog food out of it, then buy a dog and eat them both
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>>687032227
FUUUUUUUUUU
RREEEEEEROLLLLLLL
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>>687024719
roll for this
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>>687022232
Lel so close
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>>687032227
REROLL DAMNIT.
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>>687032227
Fine. Last reroll then I fucking quit this thread. I want to win so bad.
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>>687016719
>Jaromir

Quads say he has to get the best quality cat food and care for life regardless of your financial status. Also you guard him from harm

ROLLIN
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>>687032227
Wait, I got trips. Thats the name.
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>>687018323
Roll
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>>687032743
REROLL
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drown it
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If trips, name cat Dave. If quads, feed cat dinner.
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>>687031666
Satans winrar
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>>687032754

Doesn't count.
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Converte the cat to idlam and make him a mujahedin
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Cuddle with it.
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>>687033816
Rell
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kow?
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Get it a sick ass cat tower
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