ITT We post our hands and guess each other's job.
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ITT We post our hands and guess each other's job.
What the fuck
>>686981504
hand model?
>>686981504
Professional cock sucker?
>>686981504
public masterbator?
>>686981865
Thumb wrestler?
>>686981504
Professional public transport molestor / math teacher
>>686982195
cock wrangler
>>686982195
burn victim?
>>686982195
Sasquatch
>>686981504
>>686981865
>>686982195
professional cocksucker
>>686982198
The second part is almost right. Good job anon
>>686981504
Why not, have fun kids
>>686982534
Shop assistant.
>>686982794
Driver/Cashier
>>686982933
nope, nothing like that
>>686981865
Engineering
>>686981504
Gangster or something
>>686982195
what
>>686982534
Businessman
>>686982753
Sasquatch
>>686982771
Old man => no job
>>686982794
Indian programmer
>>686982794
Manual labour perhaps automotive industry or mechanic
>>686983866
Underage
Guess mine faggots
>>686983866
>>686983866
Bar staff
>>686983977
Kek, but no, 23
>>686984019
School shooter
>>686984082
Not even close m8, try again
>>686984019
Terrorist
>>686983866
>>686984070
Programmer
>>686984326
Rent boy?
>>686982849
Close
>>686983660
I'd say that's close enough
I'm a marketer
>>686984070
Anime figurine collectioner
>>686984438
Close to programmer, but not quite
>>686984504
Try again m80
>>686984533
Ceiling inspectorist
>>686983660
well not bad
but im not indian
>>686984735
Nope
>>686984070
IT Manager?
Your hand looks like it works with computers (or at least at an office)
>>686984019
Criminal.
>>686984936
Correct my friend, congratulations
>>686984533
A dying man in a hospital that's struggling to lift his hand to touch the soft cheek of his (inexistent) girlfriend?
>>686984019
Professional gangsta
>>686984961
bartender
>>686984961
China man
>>686985320
Nooo I'm married just took my ring off for pic lol
Dont judge
Guess, you might remember who I am.
any pianist here? i would like to see a real pianist hand
>>686982771
Very poor immune system
>>686984533
Been to a certain prison, huh?
>>686985677
The flying saucer guy! Oy, how exciting to have you tonight
>>686985736
Former bully
>>686985652
No idea of job, but you def do some back bar exercises at the gym
>>686985718
Those fuckers thumbs look like straight fingers it's freaky as fuck
>>686982534
Orangutan
>>686985427
>Knows karate
>>686985677
post dick
>>686985403
>>686985569
Driver/Pilot
>>686985954
Only juvenile and city jails as a minor never as an adult
>>686985635
Average worker at a furniture factory
Let's have a guess
>>686984019
Redneck teen
>>686986205
No sorry not even close
>>686986342
get back to the gym, your hands are starting to heal
HINT: I fuck bitches on the daily
>>686984533
white boy with three dots ahaha kys before the mexicans do it for you
>>686985652
Engineer
>>686986666
my greatest get of all time
>>686986521
Whats with the highest res photo's you using hubble to take them
>>686986666
I'm Mexican/German/Spanish
>>686986471
Haven't been to the gym since school
>>686986521
You're me.
>>686982771
that looks like scabies
>>686986521
Artist
>>686986349
Manele singer
>>686986666
>>686986977
A 12 y/o kid.
>>686981504
Professional faggot handler?
>>686987158
Fuck, I knew it. I'm actually 20. I guess I have to accept I have child hands.
What the fuck is this thread
>>686987460
hand fetish thread
>>686984019
Mall cop, faggit
Random?
>>686987403
Guitarist
Guess
>>686985960
Interesting thought, but far far away from reality
>>686986741
I'm a photographer
Try me lads
>>686987829
Public masturbator
>>686982771
Public masturbator
>>686987654
Holy shit dude good guess
>>686986351
kek
>>686987964
ayyy
>>686987908
Photographer?
>>686987908
I think you are a photographer
WHO AM AYY?
>>686988898
Small-thumb Jimmy
My sister also has 6 fingers, but only on her right hand.
>>686989071
Pajeet
Help
>>686988862
Programmer/hair stylist
>>686987908
Photographer
>>686988898
I can also do that with my thumb
>>686989274
Shit, I'm a programmer and my mom was a hair stylist.
>>686989326
Professional gangsta/drug dealer
>>686989429
proof
>>686989564
I haven't posted in a hand thread in two years and that was the exact same guess as last time. Nope.
>>686989564
Builder
>>686989985
What
>>686989214
Clown/Guy with parties
>>686989985
Firefighter
>>686988474
Musician
>>686981931
No you're thinking of that dude who made the KONY 2012 video
>>686987829
Guy that does rough work. Firefighter?
>>686987455
Builder/Worker/Musician
>>686984019
Guy who thinks he's cool but doesn't realize that he'll probably never get to use that gun throughout the entirety of his career
>>686987180
Gym Trainer
>>686990782
keks on you, I've used it.
>>686986666
Holy shit are you Satan?
>>686990962
i've been caught
>>686981504
hand jobs
>>686981504
im just here looking for girl hands to jack off to
>>686984019
hay baler
Guesses?
>>686981504
professional wanker
>>686989578
Here you go
How we doing fam?
I'll bite
>>686991803
Mechanic?
>>686993034
You do landscaping probably family owned business
>>686993012
That irritation on your wrist is curious... office job?
>>686993034
NEET or student
>>686993012
Farmville 2 gamer
>>686993012
I see that gamer/mousepad burn on your hand. It's permanent. I have it, too.
Roonskaep player
>>686993273
fat lonely basement dweller
>>686992831
shaved arm
>faggot
>>686992088
monkey genes
>>686993273
notorious lonely fapper
>>686982794
Underaged
>>686993280
correct, combined with time spent on computer at home = marked forever
>>686993503
ayyy
>>686993602
Lol not shaved but hair around there doesn't make it very long with my job
>>686993273
Look at those fuckin fingers.
>>686994125
Professional retard
That's your foot.
>>686993937
>>686993937
o shit waddup
take a guess
>>686994125
How do you do that with your thumb?
>>686994244
your fingernails look wrong also you penis is out.
>>686994244
Why, dude? Wtf is wrong with you?
>>686994503
THIS ISN'T A GORE THREAD YOU SICK FUCK
>>686994184
krokodil user
Good Luck
>>686994589
You really have to ask that question?
>>686994719
funemployed or desk jokey
>>686994244
Glory hole service-man/10
>>686994485
wrong? WRONG? PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE BEAUTIFULLY SHAPED
And not a single nigger hand to be found.
I am proud of you, /b/!
>>686994754
Paper Mario cosplayer
>>686994798
Thief
>>686981504
My guess is that you're a professional tugganist, specializing in black and indian men.
>>686994589
what did he do?
>>686994754
You're a paddle for a boat
>>686994837
people lied they are too rounded
>>686994798
Apprentice Purple Drank Brewer
>>686994754
ayy lmao
>>686994798
negative my black fellow
>>686994846
tfw
>>686994754
you work on flying saucers
>>686994719
Go back to the kitchen
>>686994798
MOTHER FUCKER! NEVERMIND! FUCKING NIGGER HAND DETECTED!
FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! JUST FUCKING DISREGARD >>686994846
This place is a fucking cesspool
>>686981990
Top kek anon
>>686982291
Lmao my sides
Each time a hand is facing towards the camera, I put my hand on the monitor, or I give it a little high - five. I am really lonely. Help.
>>686994754
interesting penis
>>686995184
find a kik group that like to just chat
>>686994797
Nope, but playing guitar is a hobby
@686995184
Newfag get out
Rolling
>>686984019
Insecure faggot
>>686995184
Don't worry anon, we love you <3
>>686995398
did you just start? you dont have enough callouses
>>686995467
sausages/10
cut down on junk faggot
>>686995568
Atistic whiteknight gtfo
>>686981865
judging from the peeling skin.... plumber?
mild chemical burns from draino spilling out of backed up pipes?
>>686995785
Love you too faggot <3
>>686995123
Lol dude 10/10 Dominos Pizza kitchen
>>686995785
>>686995409
stop samefagging or use proxy newfag
>>686995566
does that mean you're a nigger afraid of a big, bad white man with a gun?
>>686995897
We get it that your a hypocrite but gtfo
>>686994754
stealing children
Never gona guess
>>686994798
are you using a napkin as a mouse mat ?
>>686995748
Do you mean that I'm fat?
Not samefag
>>686995569
7 years
>>686996282
dishwasher
>>686996264
wut
>>686996108
Do you work at a nuclear plant without any safety?
>>686996381
Are you trying to call me a woman
Cause I don't give a fuck.
>>686988041
bandaid tester
>>686985677
You're E.T.
>>686996472
nope a mexican
>>686996462
No I work at your mom's pussy without any safety that is how my hand looks horrible
Tell me fags
>>686996610
So you're mum?
>>686996503
>hand rate thread
>posts fingernails
It's almost believable that your a female seeing as how your retarded.
>>686996045
Being lonely really fucking sucks, even some random anon saying something nice on the internet helps, at least it did for me.
And yeah, I am a faggot
>>686981504
>>686996682
Kys
>>686996703
damn thats a terrible comeback
>>686996462
As funny as the other reply was, it wasn't me.
Well, givi it a guess ;)
>>686996503 handjobs
>>686996882
Full time homofag
>>686996710
>>686996503
i dont have a good pic right now since phone is dead.
But yeah you got a good point.
Anyways I am a chemist.
my extremities
Bet nobody will guess mine
R8
>>686997072
That's only some of your extremities. Post all of them.
>>686996928
Is this a gif of you in action?
>>686997106
Unemployed
>>686997106
Follow up
>>686997423
Computer engineer
>>686997106
Butcher?
Yarr. You'll never guess me profession ya scurvy ridden dandy
>>686984019
Hey Paul!
>>686997417
Welfare. Vacuum your shithole
>>686997386
Ronk
>>686997795
on my own terms as a hunter
![IMG_0372[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xZOVrDZ.jpg "IMG_0372[1].jpg")
Clearly a lumberjack, you know, a real man's man.
>>686984019
armed security. NOT cop.
>>686997830
proctologist
1/2
Easy mode for whomever is still playing.
2/2
>>686996206
Nope.
>>686982771
Soooo weird.. I actually looked for this disease earlier today. It's called Dyshidrosis, and I have a mild form of it.
>>686998864
>>686998374
Aye, good guess landlubber. But I occasionally do abortions as well, arrgh.
>>686998996
sorry sir, this a white hands only thread
>tl;dr
pooles closed
>>686998996
Make kebabs
r8
>>687000315
Nope, cleaner at Walmart.
>>686999565
I just came to tell chad that he's getting cucked by Daquan over there. I'll be on my way.
>>687000315
I work at home doing a certain task online.
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>686999565
Post ur hand with time stamp compared to the black mans hand see which one is bigger
>>687001031
>poorfag
no smartphone or webcam and i'm not gay.
>i know you're the black guy
Here's my guess before looking through the thread...
50 IT guys
1 or 2 welders
10 fast food people
3 check out chicks
1 faggot who says they're a paramedic
You all got some soft hands
>>687001346
Lmao
>>687001346
I work in close protection.
Armed and shit, UK.
Goo
>>687001727
The fuck?
>>687001372
what about the guy with teh gun
>>687002433
drug dealer
