Hurr durr soldiers
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Hurr durr soldiers
>>686950449
This is now cat thread
>>686950449
m-muh freedom in arab country! It must be defended!
>>686950449
Sorry the military turned you down for being a fat fuck — but now you can get back at them from your mom's basement by posting memes.
/sage poor attempt at being edgy try harder nigger
>>686950681
Rekt
>>686950753
>meow my guitar gently weeps
OP currently at max anger lol
This is now a rule 34 thread
>>686950681
I wish I could put myself in harms way and commit routine atrocities in the service of US multinationals!
>>686950681
couple weeks ago some scrub wanted to make a "military hate thread" why you ask? he said the branches turned him down
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USA USA USA!
>>686950960
Fuck you with that shit
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>>686950989
Volunteer for your local fire department faggot. 1.4million enlisted soldiers and maybe 100 have ever maybe accidentally shot an innocent. buddy of mine took 3 to the stomach by a 7 year old who promptly got his head removed by a shotgun
>>686951539
Where did this happen?
>>686950849
kys Libcuck
you should try living without their protection
I heard Cuba's pretty nice
>>686951539
Shouldn't have been taking part in an illegal war of aggression. Do you weep for the soldiers of the Wehrmacht maimed and killed by war? Do you fuck.
>>686951681
Your moms house
>>686951532
I dont see anyone stopping us puss puss
>>686951539
>maybe 100 have ever maybe accidentally shot an innocent.
Patently not true. The US military in Iraq has been compared unfavourably to the wantonly violent and brutal US military occupation of South Vietnam. They are guilty of war crimes. They are the aggressors. The fight for big corporations. They are the bad guys. Why the fuck do we honour them and what they do? Fuck every last one of them.
>>686951532
"Yet Washington still easily maintains the largest collection of foreign bases in world history: more than 1,000 military installations outside the 50 states and Washington, DC."
silly liberal
>>686951539
>maybe 100 have ever maybe accidentally shot an innocent
those 100 soldiers must have been fucking busy racking up thousands of innocent deaths over the last years
>>686951760
Found her dildo
>>686950449
Soldiers really are the biggest faggots on the planet. So pathetic and clueless about their own existence that they will fight politician's wars for them and risk their insignificant existence doing so. "We're patriots, we went to war to keep you free". Spare me the lies you worthless piece of shit
>>686951740
I do
>>686952433
Ouch your opinion hurts so bad and holds so much weight anon pls stop it.
>>686952433
>OP samefagging this hard
>>686952433
Guaranteed replies
>>686950449
The edge, it hurts.
>>686952433
Yeah he's mostly right though. >>686952629
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>>686952243
mumurricuh: the place were you either idolize soldiers or act like a fucking edgelord - this truely is the country of the excluded middle, common sense is for commies
how're you enjoying summer break so far OP?
>>686952705
>throwing a flag in the trash
>edgy
you are easily agitated, aren't ya
>>686952902
>my idea of a countrys populace is based on my consumption of media that is based on bringing viewers
No shit the middle is left out dummy, average doesnt bring in ratings
>>686952902
In europe the same atm. If youre not rightwing nazi idiot you gotta be left . And if youre not a lefty libcuck you gotta be right, right?
Why are people unable to have their own opinions and be in the middle?
>russia nukes usa
when
>>686953212
And why ?
>>686950449
roll
>>686953306
butthurt amerilard detected
>>686952902
no you are just special. everybody else is a brainless polarized freak. not you though.
>>686953181
my idea of this country populace is also based on leaving my house and meeting those fuckers
The way i see it is most people are ass holes. Like seriously 90% of the people you see out in public are just plain ass holes. Just because you give an ass hole a gun, a uniform, and tell him it's ok to kill people doesnt make them a hero. My freedom has never been at stake, except for risk of being illegally arrested and detained without charge thanks to the 'Patriot' act. The only thing that has ever threatened my personal liberties is my own government. So excuse me if i dont stand and applaud the martial arm of my shitty government.
>inb4 kys
>>686953346
Eurofag but k. Im just saying that because russia isnt the aggressor and has no need to nuke the amerifats(except the u.s keeps on with the aggression or launches the first nuke)
>>686953589
>My freedom has never been at stake
yeah the chinese would totally leave you alone if the US didn't have a military
>>686953470
Doubtful
>>686953209
from being over there I got the feeling that there is not a lot of lefty libcuck stuff going on, it's basically just the rightwinger's bogeymen
>print pictures of the soccer team as children on some chocolate
>hurr durr this is the last straw, they printed a goddamn nigger on my chocolate just because they like muslim dick up their ass
>that's one of your national soccer teammates, you retard
>>686953759
yes, they most likely would
>>686953306
self defence.no usa whalelords no wars
>>686950681
Haha, yeah bro! Hoo-rah! Made my pop so fuckin' proud by killing brown people.
God damn I'm fucking erect now.
>>686953589
I'm pretty sure the arseholes are in the minority. The idiots are the majority.
>>686950681
/thread
>>686951539
Projects like the Iraq Body Count project found 174,000 Iraqis reported killed between 2003 and 2013, with between 112,000-123,000 of those killed being civilian noncombatants
>112,000-123,000 civilians, conservatively, in a limited timeframe
those 100 soldiers must've been busy.
US militarycucks are literally pathetic, I dont even hate them. Its just sad. They'll literally give their life for lies they dont understand, then come home and raise their friend's son with his wife
>>686950681
Dude you have to do like pull ups to join the Marines the miltary isn't turning down anybody
>>686953759
I never said we shouldn't have a military. I just don't think glorifying 'the troops' for EVERYTHING they do regardless of what that entails is a rational idea by any means. The rabid patriotism in this country might as well be akin to Hitler's rule. Speak out against the current status quo, or say I don't think the soldiers are God's gift to the free world, and watch the backlash.
>>686954582
that's how you run an empire
>>686954434
the only reason to go to war is to protect your country and your loved ones.if you kill because it pays good or 'cause you're willing to believe lies you are a fucking criminal
>>686954582
>soldiers arent Gods gift to the world
how dar you you fucking pansy libcuck, maybe youd like to live in a world where children arent murdered to prove a political point but the rest of us do!
>>686954834
>willing to believe lies
That's an oxymoron, you moron.
>>686950449
THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!
>>686955106
not really, no
>>686955106
do you know what an oxymoron means?you are lying to yourself when you murder that iraqi citizen by thinking "yeah he was definitely a threat" and not "i'm so fucked up inside that i enjoy killing".
>>686954434
>US militarycucks are literally pathetic, I dont even hate them. Its just sad. They'll literally give their life for lies they dont understand, then come home and raise their friend's son with his wife
This
>>686950449
What's wrong?
>>686954582
This.
>>686954434
This is the reason why I'm voting republican from now on. After I found out that Bernie Sanders has voted for every war since he's been in office makes me sick. I'm with Bernie and his bullshit wars.
>>686951075
>Internet explorer
That is a hell of a file name
>>686957199
>I'm with Bernie
*I'm done with Bernie
>>686950849
I bet you never worry about wars and oil when your mommy is out burning it in her car picking you up hot pockets and mt. dew you disgusting fatbody.
>>686957199
>fuck Bernie Sanders for voting for wars
>I'm voting repulican from now on
I have bad news for you...
>>686954885
What happened since WW2 that you americucks turned into such whiny cunts?
>>686950449
didn't the Simpsons show an episode where two soldiers fold the flag and then they ate it?
Why aren't you fighting for Israel amerifags?
Just join the USA army and please your jewish overlords.
>>686957976
>whiny
turns out retards on the internet are unable to cope with sarcasm - who knew
>>686957976
>What happened since WW2
Liberal progressivism
>navysealcopypasta.pdf
>>686950449
>Hurr durr soldiers
>>686957976
WW2 Generation Flower Power Generation Me Generation Generation X Millenials Generatin Z
>>686958915
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Military people are submissive bitches who follow ever order given to them by their masters
>>686959573
Pretty much.
Betas join the army to feel they're someone in life, but the reality is that when they join the army, they end up even worst; like submissive bitches, humilliated all the time.
>>686959343
>Generatin Z
isn't that shit toxic?
>>686959573
Imagine being in a battle and one of your subordinates wants to discuss tactics instead of following your orders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg76Df0oSbM
Fuck the military. Bunch of niggers, spics, southerners and white trash that couldn't hack flipping burgers, so they went to the only organization they could find that wouldn't turn them away, no matter what degenerates they are. And so they leech off the american people in return for Protecting it. And by protecting it, I mean sitting on their asses in arid zones, bitching about what little work they do and when they're done, pissing and moaning about how nobody will hire the lowest common denominator.
And don't get me started on Stolen Valor projects. Going around finding people who walk around in their uniform, pretending to be soldiers to get thanks and free shit, because that's the soldiers scam, and they'll be damned if they'll let someone else get their free shit.
The fucking military is nothing but a bunch of assholes looking for a handout. Up until they finally are the drunk, drug addled dickheads who hold up cardboard signs jingle starbucks cups at me on my way to work every morning.
>>686957976
People wanted a welfare state around the world. Would you like to go back to more simpler times where the local lord can fuck your wife and you just stand there watching or the society will lynch you?
>>686950449
Technically, this day is supposed to just be remembering and respecting the dead regardless of who they were fighting for. But, fuck it, Merica! Suck a soldier's dick, drink a budwieser and eat a burger!
Soldiers are basically cucks, welfare bitches.
>>686950681
White nationalism detected
>>686960235
>more simpler times where the local lord can fuck your wife and you just stand there watching or the society will lynch you
that shit is about as fantastic as those 'good old days' the conservatives keep dreaming about that never existed
>>686959573
https://youtu.be/lI0cRfHCfzk?t=35s
It's not about being a bitch to the man it's about being united behind one ideal, everyone with an asshole has an opinion. Good or bad it will tear the army apart from within. Anyone with a brain can see that clear as day.
>>686960089
Little queer behind your desk, you would shit your pants before saying it to even a 95 year old military guy who would kick your virgin ass.
>>686951539
Oh dude sick I hope your friend died
>>686960673
Hyperbolic to illuminate the point.
>>686951539
>drone strikes
>>686960089
Sounds like someone didn't make it through basic.
>>686960854
point taken
still fucking annoys me though
>>686951539
>murca math
also i really hope your faggot friend was crippled or atleast flopped like a bitch
>>686960089
Who the fuck walks around in their old uniforms? Why would someone do that? You don't see people walking around in their old fucking Wendys line cook uniforms looking for people to thank them for their service.
And we got more out of Wendys line cooks than we ever did from the military.
Oh. They died defending this country. From a bunch of backwards-assed goatfuckers who are so isolated that they never even HEARD of 9/11. They went overseas to kill a bunch of people who never cared much about us. And the ones who did attack us, it took 9 fucking years to find them. Way to go, dipshits.
So maybe if you take a job that makes you go to another country, and shoot a bunch of people who only want to get a bunch of assholes to stop taking over their shit, maybe it's not so sad that they died.
Protecting our country my ass. Protecting a bunch of rich assholes economic interests is more like it.
>>686950603
Kek'd
>all the buttmad ITT
>everyone baiting so hard they haven't realized no ones taking the bait
TopfuckingKek lads
>>686960764
You call your gun Bessie, Cletus?
>>686961004
More like someone had better career options after high school than the fucking military.
>>686952902
It's only fun to make fun of soldiers cause the people sucking the soldiers dick for doing objectively shitty things get so offended
>>686960089
In a way this is a smart system. Fewer people are unemployed and in return you get world's strongest military. Beats normal welfare any day.
>>686950449
fuck soldiers. theyre stupid enough to sign up to go fight some pointless war and then expect to be thanked for it. they are the dumbest and most indoctrinated retards on the planet.
>>686961212
>You call your gun Bessie, Cletus?
Nope just yo mama
>>686951740
>illegal war
Nigga is you retarded?
>>686961397
>they are the dumbest and most indoctrinated retards on the planet.
Dude, slow down when typing. You misspelled sanders voters as soldiers.
>>686961326
I get that, but now I wonder if they aren't doing the same shit to you
>>686954834
Lmfao we don't ever go to war to defend our country since like fucking ww2
>>686961397
Every soldier I've ever met, including myself, hates being thanked. I did a job, came home, now I just want to be left the fuck alone and live my life. Why all the butthurt?
>>686961449
Whatever you say Gomer. Whenever that chill comes over you when realize what a usless group of twats the military is, you can warm yourself up by wrapping yourself up in the flag.
>>686951532
Most of those "bases" are shit like a single building, often inside an existing Military base of the host country.
>>686957967
Vote libertarian
>>686961674
nope, i meant soldiers. im indifferent to the election.
>>686961777
>Why all the butthurt?
because most of you fuckwits think youre fighting for freedom, and then get all butthurt when people lay the truth on you: that you were just pawns and you did nothing good for the american people.
>>686951697
>you should try living without their protection
>implying that you're actually in some sort of danger
>>686961397
Very few people in the Military think like that. Most people I know in it are there for the money and not much else.
Almost everyone in my office is doing it for a decent pension, plus the opportunity to acquire qualifications and experience needed for jobs in Civilian life.
Dick grabbing flag saluters are in the minority and often mocked for it.
>>686961777
Trips checked
And I've found that to be true. The old guys from ww2 were probably one of the last groups to fight in a war worth fighting
>>686961880
in such a fucked-up two-party-system the only thing that is going to accomplish is allowing you to run around and tell everyone "well, I certainly didn't vote for that arsehole!!1!" no matter who wins
shit is propably beyond repair
>>686961317
its always easy to talk shit where youve never been.
Point is, no soldier is going to worry about what you have to say, considering that we put our collective asses on the line to protect what you want to put out there. Maybe not today you agree with what we do, but you voted those into the white house that told us what to do. Maybe one day there will be a problem, that a military service member will have to fix, maybe a few of them, but today, you can be on your pedestal, because your rights are the ones we decided to protect.
>>686961397
What about conscripts?
>>686961792
>calls people redneck names
>hates soldiers
>makes fun of gun owners
The progressive left, largest collective of racists and bigots the world has ever seen.
>>686961716
I don't think many libertarians get very offended over that kind of thing very often
>>686962070
You're one incredibly ignorant piece of shit. If it weren't for the military, we'd all be speaking German right now.
Kill yourself.
>>686961934
sure you are
>>686962333
no you wouldn't you retard
>>686962254
https://www.google.com/amp/mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/30/us/politics/libertarians-see-chance-amid-discontent-over-donald-trump-and-hillary-clinton.amp.html?client=safari#
All we have to do is continue to try. Republicans and democrats are both shit.
>>686962070
But I'm not the one who's dedicated a thread to angrily demonizing people in a profession. Just because the American populace idolizes and hero worships military members doesnt mean we see ourselves that way or expect that treatment.
Im just curious as to why people are so personally offended by the military.
>>686961777
Because while you may be willing to let the past go, the most useless of you tend to never shut the fuck up about it.
People whos whole lives are wrapped up in the military. It's like women with high school, but with more braggadocio. Old men still wearing their service caps. never ending war stories that when told, i recognize from old war movies made in the 50's and 60's. And look up Project Stolen Valor. I've never seen a bigger group of douchebags, so concerned that that free shit is THEIRS..those thanks are THEIRS. And all the while never realizing that if they didn't go around expecting free shit for that 4 years they put in, nobody would try to run the scams.
But the soldiers are all about handouts, and hunger for free shit. From the day they enlist to the day they die.
>>686962265
It's their choice to go. If a retarded kid shits on the sidewalk, I mean it takes some balls but it's not really cool or heroic either.
>>686951080
Such a happy little kitty
>>686950449
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
>>686962327
look at you voting for the party I "propably never heard about"!
>>686954434
Sources?
>>686962637
"If you don't sell out to one of the two parties that are almost exactly the same then you're stupid lol"
>>686962775
He literally said the sources in his post
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>>686962509
>that when told, i recognize from old war movies made in the 50's and 60's
I was enjoying your reply until you started lying like a fucking dog. Fuck off
>>686962576
I know this is copypasta.... but this is literally so retarded, it could only have possibly come from an American.
>>686950681
Get a load of this computer warrior
i love it when veterans get all pissy over people impersonating soldiers, as if its something to be proud of. they should be embarrassed.
>>686962333
>If it weren't for the military, we'd all be speaking German right now.
did they stop Muhlenberg?
>>686962775
read the first fucking sentence you pleb
>>686950849
Is this guy fucking serious?
>>686962509
The same could be said for the guy who still attends his highschool football games at 40 and makes sure everyone knows thats HIS running back trophy. Let them be, so what? And Stolen Valor is just a media craze, nobody but boots and autists give a shit.
I just want to know why you let it bother you. Fuck em. Let fags be fags.
>>686962818
who would say such a stupid thing?
>>686963230
Republicans and democrats
>>686963199
I don't know, but he is spot on
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>>686963345
hang yourself weeb
Bshsgsjwhw
>>686962333
WWII was the last war where the soldiers did something good. fuck the rest of the living veterans.
>>686963324
I bet they have some vested interest in you voting...
>>686954434
>between 112,000-123,000 of those killed being civilian noncombatants
So does this mean a guy working at his store, or could it mean a guy that was running around blasting his AK then throwing it down then sitting to enjoy a cup of coffee when he got smoke checked? Because, you know, the iraqi's took their identifiable uniforms off and dressed in civilian clothes rather fucking quickly after hostilities broke out. But you're right, some website you read made you a fucking rhodes scholar on the subject.
>>686953759
How if the US owes the Chinese money? And the US army isn't doing shit about the Chinese you literally just pulled that argument out of your ass
>>686963103
>they should be embarrassed.
shouldn't you be occupying a park somewhere?
>>686953589
Are you seriously quoting a fucking stand up routine?
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So much butthurt.
>>686962495
>Im just curious as to why people are so personally offended by the military.
ok fine, lets put aside the self-righteous and dogmatic mentalities of soldiers who think theyre fighting for freedom.
theyre getting involved in pointless wars, killing people for no better reason to make the rich richer. invading countries that just want them to fuck off. we go in with the premise of helping people or protecting our freedom somehow, and then we leave it in a worse state than it was. soldiers are murdering pieces of shit and i have nothing but contempt for all veterans past WWII.
>>686962265
>Talk shit where you've never been
I've worked at military bases around the country as a private contractor. They hired me because the fuckwits they trained are too disinterested and retarded to do the work themselves. I'm very familiar with the military.
And of course they don't care what we have to say. Accepting constructive criticism isn't exactly in the best interests of maintaining the soldiers lifestyle. They consider themselves right in all things, and justify their actions with stupid bullheadedness.
Which is why there's the never-ending push from government placement agencies to hire vets. I work in information security. They come to us constantly telling us they know this because the military is always being attacked by foreigners etc. But when I talk to them, they know their internal procedures, but they couldn't tell you the difference between a SQL Injection and a cross site scripting attack. And they always think the private sector should be run like the military. More efficient, they say.
So these days when we get resumes from people who have been in the military within the last 5 years, I throw them in the trash without looking. And a lot of my colleagues do the same. The military shits out a constant stream of useless people, and they don't fit well in the private sector.
And don't talk to me about protecting rights. The U.S. Military hasn't fought a war that didn't do anything but protect our economic interests in over 60 years. They're protecting nothing. They're a private military force for oil concerns.
>>686961492
Well it was illegal...... Are YOU retarded?
>>686963630
"If you don't vote for trump you're stupid and handing the White House to Hillary"
>>686964063
I would like to point out that you took a copypasta seriously.
>there are still people who get THIS upset over flags and symbolism
Wew lads
>>686964063
>So much butthurt.
Scouring the entire thread to quote 50 posts. And we're butthurt
>>686962295
Actually i'm a Republican. Or in the old, pre 80's, non christian evangelical / use my military support to prove something to people.
The military is useless, and has been for a long time. Sure we could fix it, but we'd have to ffix the military itself, and that would be a near impossible task.
And don't whine about southerners. They're a bunch of twangy talking crosseyed retards, regardless of peoples politics.
>>686963119
Thats like saying because of republicans, slaves are free now.
The military of then is nothing like the military of now. Mostly because it's filled with the dregs of society.
>>686963218
Yeah, but they don't give every high school football player their own holiday and then piss and moan like bitches "it's memorial day, not BBQ day"
It is now. And christmas is presents day, not jesus day.
I can't wait till we start getting 9/11 off work.
>>686964093
I dont feel like the blame lies with the soldiers there. The military doesnt decide where it's going to fight, and certainly not the poor fuck behind the trigger. I feel like the attitude you described is a bigger part of the problem, one that I call the veteran "caricature". It pisses me off too honestly.
>>686964136
this
>>686965397
Soldiers choose to join the military
>>686964525
>Actually i'm a Republican.
no you're not
>Or in the old, pre 80's, non christian
I guess you were the only one
>The military is useless
Your opinion, but only because you hate the military due to jealousy, rejection, or mental defect
>Sure we could fix it
But we'd have to eject the sjw and progressive leadership to let them off their leashes to do what militaries are supposed to do.
>They're a bunch of twangy talking crosseyed retards
Don't really care what southerners are, but then again, I'm not a bigot like you.
>Mfw all the arguing from both sides
>>686965090
Fair enough, see >>686965397
That's the caricature I was talking about, like those pussy ass "combat veteran lives here, please be considerate with fireworks," signs. The ones who wear coyote hats with IR flags and "Fuck ISIS" t shirts in public.
They're the incredibly vocal minority. Mat Best is not the veteran community by a long shot.
>>686965397
>I dont feel like the blame lies with the soldiers there.
they signed up, who the fuck else is there to blame? nobody is forcing them to join the military.
PS: the caricature is true. literally never met anyone in the army who wasnt the same kind of blind, meatheaded fool.
I love when soldiers get pissed at people for not being patriotic; all the while, not realizing that they supposed fought for their rights to be disrespetful
>>686965569
We hate the military because it strips the middle eastern people of their liberty?
>>686959573
You would literally go to jail for following any order given to you. It is your personal responsibility to not comply with an unlawful order, and to realize what constitutes an unlawful order.
>>686961317
/ And yet, here you are on 4chan..
>>686966022
Gotta love double standards
>>686964136
I bet you hated the jocks in high school too, right little guy?
>They're a private military force for oil concerns.
Damn right, and were the only country to ever do something like this throughout the history of the world. No country has ever invaded another to make their own country greater.
>I've worked at military bases around the country as a private contractor. They hired me because the fuckwits they trained are too disinterested and retarded to do the work themselves.
Got it. You're a lawn managemant specialist
>>686966349
Kek
>>686966327
Well what about orders given for seemingly legal tasks during what is an illegal war?
The military are goons-for-hire. The state and public pay, the private interests benefit/profit. And that's the game.
>>686966028
Is this a question...?
>>686966512
were the only country to ever do something like this throughout the history of the world. No country has ever invaded another to make their own country greater.
This is sarcasm right? If it isn't then you're dumb enough to be in the military, my friend.
>>686966567
>an illegal war
Are we talking about the same illegal war bernie sander voted for?
>>686950574
nice try, but it looks like no one cares.
>>686965569
>no you're not
My registration card says otherwise. But you don't have to be fiscally retarded and a jesus freak to be a republican anymore. But i'm probably more libertarian in my beliefs these days.
>Your opinion
No I hate the military because it's a useless shade of what it used to be. Right around the time they would accept anyone, under the idea that the largest army is the best army. They need to have fucking standards, and the retard gangbanger or the inbred fuck from Mississippi who names his gun is useless in a modern military. We're not winning wars with boots on the ground. They have their place, but our military needs to get out of that fucking mentality. We need better people who are paid well, instead of 2 million shitheads who barely know how to read and stress over simple advancement tests.
>SJW
That element is largely gone. We need to get rid of the retards. We need smarter, aggressive, well paid people. Like school systems, we should privatize the military.
>Don't care what southerners are
I guess I hit close to home on that one there, Jasper. But yeah, they need to go. Not to say that southerners are all complete idiots, but like niggers, the smart ones are few and far between.
It's better if we just move that wall trump wants to the mason dixie and shoot anyone with a wrestling t-shirt that approaches the border.
>>686966796
I don't give a fuck what pseudo-socialist Sanders voted for. It's not relevant to this discussion you moron.
>>686966761
I thought it was rather easy to figure out it was sarcasm. The point being invading another person's land for what they have has been going on since the dawn of time. Yet when we do it, because we can, we're demonized. Better go back through your history textbooks and take a look at Alexander the Great and friends.
>>686962288
Americans need a prescription for conscription.
>>686950449
>Sitting here enjoying the fighting
>Not sharing opinions because they doesn't matter
>>686966349
I make mid 100k's a year and have a pretty great career. 4chan is still one of the few places you can say what you want without having a shitload of whiny SJW assholes with fishmouth syndrome trying to track you down for having a differing opinion. Not everyone is a 15 year old who wants to fuck anthropomorphic CGI bunnies.
>>686967549
>They doesn't matter none yall hear
>>686966985
>>686967038
>>686967293
>>686965569
>>686963640
the Iraqi Body Count Project has actually been heavily criticized by liberal media for pro-American military bias
they only include confirmed civilian kills from English language News Media and military sources
>>686966985
>the military needs to be privatized
Out of all the stupid things that have been said in this thread, this is by far the stupidest.
>>686967477
Weird.
>>686966512
>Damn right, and were the only country to ever do something like this throughout the history of the world. No country has ever invaded another to make their own country greater.
uhh, it used to happen all the time you oblivious nigger. lol are you for real right now?
if they could come out and say thats what theyre fighting these wars for, i wouldnt agree but at least i would respect them more. as it is, they dont, and the soldiers are dumb enough to think theyre fighting for freedom or whatever.
>>686967293
>Yet when we do it, because we can, we're demonized
Haha you are truly an uneducated moron. You were actually trying to justify imperialism and conquest because 'hurr durr other ppl do it!'. Time to take a nice long gulp of that bleach, son.
>>686966985
>we should privatize the military
And this is why you're not a republican
>I guess I hit close to home
Do you mean my home in connecticut? Sorry Cody, you missed.
>>686966512
>I bet you hated the jocks in high school too, right little guy?
I kinda did, actually. I was maybe 90 lbs wet for most of my highschool career, and the jocks were jocks. Then I got bigger/growth spurt. I stayed the same person, but they fucked with me less.
It was extremely satisfying to see these guys become used car salesmen and mortgage brokers and I absolutely trounced them in the Being an Adult / Having a good Career space.
>Got it. You're a lawn managemant specialist.
Information Security / Red Team Testing, but you were real close.
>>686950681
it really must be a cultural thing. I don't think in anyother country people suck the military's dick so hard as in the US. Most of us don't suck their dick at all.
>>686966567
The enlisted and officer Corps do not get to make that determination. America is a system of checks and balances, and that's up to the legislative and particularly the judicial branch to decide.
Are you even an American?
>>686967755
Try jumping up and reaching the sarcasm before it gets away next time
>>686967725
What are you, a fuckin' communist?
You're worse than the libtards that say the school systems or city services shouldn't be privatized.
At least with a privatized military, we'd have some fucking standards.
>>686951697
Cuba was nice, yes. Now it's starting to turn to another capitalist shit.
>>686967725
Agreed.
>>686951591
I hate the shake junt griptape. Keep that shit blank
>>686967777
>uneducated moron.
So your opinion=educated
My opinion=uneducated
Understood
>>686967293
>Yet when we do it, because we can, we're demonized.
maybe because some societies are progressing, and are disgusted with murder over nothing but financial gain. and we dont look back on Alexander and say "yeah great guy!" its just that nobody demonizes him because that was more the norm back then, and it happened so long ago that nobodys going to be all butthurt about it. its just an interesting piece of history. there were no lies about what the war was about back then, everyone knew it was simply conquest.
>>686968036
>I was maybe 90 lbs we
>Information Security
Now I understand why you hate the military.
>>686964853
saying the republicans ended slavery is also a huge fuck you to everyone who ever opposed slavery - "it's great how many people risked your lives to save slaves, but abe lincoln was a republican. you are welcome, world!"
>>686952433
to be fair.... soldierfag here. I understand entirely my existence as you call it. I dont give a fuck if you like the military or not. I joined to get out of my shitty home. It was one of the best options I had. so fuck you and your hurr durr Military can suck my ass man. we arent all mindless. you think we actually like doing shitty jobs for shitty pay, in shitty conditions. youd actually be suprised how many soldiers cant wait for their contracts to be up. just sayin...
>>686968415
Your opinion is uneducated because it's fucking moronic. You are a stupid person if that is really what you think.
>>686968325
>At least with a privatized military, we'd have some fucking standards.
remember privatized healthcare? what a fucking nightmare that shit was...
>>686968808
>I joined to get out of my shitty home.
And this is a great example where society has failed us.
I for one believe that common soldier shouldn't be hated, unless he's a fucking asshole wanting to kill brown people, but instead the hate should be directed to officers.
>>686968843
So you are the Arbiter of what is or is not moronic?
In proposing your counter argument, you would like to call names.
Your mind is weak, little /b/rother.
>>686968455
>societies are progressing
To what exactly? A unicorn riding, rainbow slide utopia? You people a the more delusional than the flower children of the 60's.
>>686968843
see
>>686968415
again
Keep fighting for cheaper oil men.
>>686969194
I see you mean elected politicians. That's okay. Direct your rage appropriately.
>>686952007
>Allahu ackbarrrrrtrrrrrr
>>686969194
>but instead the hate should be directed to officers.
why retard, theyre just promoted soldiers, and they dont choose the wars that the military picks any more than the common soldier. theyre no better or worse.
>>686969259
lol what kind of a dumbass response was that? what are you even trying to say?
>>686969501
You'll notice gas prices have gone down in the past year. Youre welcome.
>>686969229
Statements so self-evidently moronic like "You don't complain about Alexander the Great and he invaded places!?" require no special assessment. The person who says this is a fucking stupid person. You are that stupid person.
>>686969505
Officers have no excuse for joining the army, now do they?
And something about bourgeois dicatorship
>>686969853
thank you!
>>686969549
>they dont choose the wars that the military picks
Do you really believe that the military picks wars? I have news for you, those decisions start from the top down guy
>>686969816
That you're living in a fantasy land despite being a NEET rage filled faggot anon. The irony is palpable.
>>686969910
I'm not the person you think you're replying to, but you do complain about Alexander the Great?
>>686951697
>>686962116
>implying we are in any kind of danger
>implying the army is effective protecting us from any danger.
>>686969549
Should've clarified that I was talking about commissioned officers.
>>686969501
>oil
propane is superior in so many ways, the only reason we still use that toxic sludge gasoline is because of these bloated companies.
>>686970172
Hank please, not now...
>>686969816
You said societies are progressing, to what exactly? There, is that easier to understand? I'll use smaller words for you non-military types.
>>686968415
hahaha this cuckservative is on here saying that exact thing all the time
he's a special snowflake anon, and you need to respect his opinion!
Just because his opinion has no scientific support or logical sense to it, and yours is based on evidence, that doesnt mean your opinion is right!
>>686970078
im saying the same thing youre saying you fucking idiot, re-read what i said.
>>686968576
Whoo. Someones still holding onto their high school glory days.
Enjoy your job as a mechanic, fixing up peoples honda accords.
>>686969853
>>686968652
..thus the second part of my analogies explanation.
>>686970078
I´ve news for you too, sometimes military is picking war. Top down for sure but isn´t a general at the top of an army, is it? And even if a president or some presidentlike figure seems to be in charge it is possible that he follows the advices of generals. "You may look weak if you dont attack".
>>686970172
This guy's right
>>686970314
...to a better society. lol i think its you who needs the simplest things spelled out for you. you ask stupid questions and then respond with vague answers, and then consider yourself intelligent. chug bleach you dumb nignog.
>>686970298
I'm entirely serious about this. Propane has an octane rating of 110AKI, it is more energy dense by weight, is completely non-toxic, is $1.75 cheaper, and it doesn't wear on the engine as much.
>>686970700
Much appreciated, amigo.
>>686970474
In the age of hybrids and electric cars. It's like people making modems in the age of high speed internet.
Thanks much for the A+ effort.
>>686970578
The heads of the military are civilians, who are directly appointed by the president of the United States. Holy crap, how can you suck this hard at life?
>>686968341
>was
Kek. I just want a ceegar rolled on a virgin qtpi's labia
>>686970430
Wrong again guy, enjoy your virginity and warcraft. I'll be patiently waiting for your 'I'm married or I have a girlfriend' that we both know isn't true.
>>686967293
yeah, people just loved alexander the great, ghengis khan and napoleon, the us is the only aggressor getting demonized in all of history
>>686971152
Hitler seems like a swell fellow.
>>686970560
I think it's called 'agreeing', but this is /b/ so fucked if I know
>>686971280
I've heard he did nothing wrong at all in fact.
>>686971076
Girlfriend, but it's not going well. I'm way too self involved.
Grace us with what you do for a living. I truly can't wait to hear.
>>686970866
>to a better society
So, what you're saying is, societies are progressing to better societies? That is utterly profound. Hold on, I need a minute to absorb that-my feeble mind can't take hold of such wisdom. It is quite funny, that every time people say they want to make progress in society, they either can't define it, or it's actually regression.
>>686971427
see, the only aggressor getting demonized is the us, EVERYONE ELSE can do it, but not us
vote trump
>>686962333
what else does your magic ball tell you?
Why do muslims hate amerifags?
>>686971583
i really have to go into even deeper detail for you?
>what is society even?
>what is progress?
>what is good or bad? is there good or bad or is it all gray??
wow, so philosophical of you. youre on a whole other level of thinking than i am!
>>686971953
Because they're sand nigger half-kikes
>>686971499
Gas turbine/operations manager for a large power company in the northeast. Married, no children.
>>686968118
which country?
>>686950449
"I am a real pancakeaman, fight for the right to eat too much..."
>>686972103
Yeap. Figured it was a manual labor job.
And that operations manager bit is a nice touch. It must have taken weeks to teach you how to fill out the forms.
>>686971953
because we're occupying their territory and they want us the fuck out. instead, we keep bombing them and killing them under the premise of freedom (when its really for corporate gain), creating more and more enemies for america.
>hurr durr y they mad we've only been bombing and terrorizing them for a few decades
>>686969501
Also to stop the dollar losing value, selling oil in dollars is the only thing keeping it going, Saddam, Gaddafi, Mubarak, Iran... they thought they could sell oil for gold, or Euro's hah think again!
>>686951532
USA
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>>686968118
I'm a Mexican(no. I'm not a narco) Soldiers are looked down on.
>>686951532
we don't control the countries you shit stain
>>686972901
you ever hear of a puppet leader you fucking retard? we have had appointed leaders in other countries to look after our interests, its a historical fact.
>>686963650
Is land not the only truly valuable item in this world? Would all 50 states not be able to repay our debt? Therefore, if China were to take our land, they could use it as repayment for the taxed, working our men until we have payed our debts. The US millitary is a deterrent nowadays, not an offensive fighting force, at least in most cases. If one country builds an army, so must another. If one man has a gun, another will want one.
Unless you fought in the Civil War your service accomplished nothing.
>>686972608
>Figured it was a manual labor job.
Didn't realize you knew my job so well. Not manual labor computer guy, I actually wrote management in the job title. And for the record, you really shouldn't be pumping your chest because you can sit in a chair and type on a computer, my 4 year old niece can do that. Computer specialists are a dime a dozen, see them come and go all the time.
>>686971953
why did the ewoks fight the empire?
>>686973551
Because the rebellion made them.
>>686972823
>I'm a Mexican
No wonder there's so much hate in this thread. I be bitter too if I lived in that shithole.
>>686972823
>>686972608
>Figured it was a manual labor job
looking down on manual labor
hoy did you ever get a computer job with a african feminist art degree?
>>686966022
>Not being patriotic = Disrespectful
No it isn't, being disrespectful is disrespectful, being non patriotic is pretty much not giving a fuck and yes they fought for that apathy too.
>>686974201
Need to build a wall through the sea too, both sides, otherwise anyone with a rubber boat can get in...
Could someone explain to me why such reverence is paid to soldiers? Is it a relic from conscription and WW2 when they actually deserved it or do people actually think they deserve it?
>>686975451
Propaganda
>>686968224
I can go down to a military surplus store and buy an old uniform too.
