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Holy Fuck /b/ I'm freaking out, I need your help.

I was at a party few weeks ago and met this beautiful amazing chick, but later found she's only 14 (I'm 23).

However we still chatted for a bit and I don't know why but I guess because I'm lonely and she's fucking gorgeous but eventually I agreed to a movie night with her tonight!! What the FUCK do I do? She's only 14 and if anyone that knows us see us watching a movie together I'll be sharing a cell with Jared

please help me /b/ it seemed like a good idea at first because yes she's fucking beautiful and yes I probably would have.. But now I want out but instill like her and don't want to piss her off!!

HELP!!

> also pic related
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it ain't worth it bro
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Say hi to bubba
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>>686907120
Not worth it
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Post more of her
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>>686907120
tell her its off.
block her on everything and thank yourself later/read some stories about pedophiles in jail/being caught.
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>>686907476
Sure only if u roll trips
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>>686907295
>>686907367
>>686907419
>>686907497

If only fucking sweet 14 year old pussy was legal..

If only.
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Don't be an idiot. You should have known something is up a girl out of your league actually wanting to talk to you. Enjoy jail if you go through with this movie night fag.
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Fuck her, you'll always regret it if you dont. People get away with it all the time, just dont text anything that would incriminate yourself.
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>>686907497
But going on a harmless date with her shouldn't be illegal should it?
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>>686907120
you do know its not illegal to see a movie with her.. but the taking her home and fucking her is so do it discreetly
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>>686907120
It is simple, do not met her again but since you are a lonely fuck... i see why it might be difficult.
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>>686907632
What do you mean out of my league? Like the fact that she's 14 or that she's really hot? And I'm very attractive too bro and I lift weights
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Going to a movie won't land you in jail just go
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you call THAT beautiful? 6.5 at best. Without makeup I guarantee she looks like a skinny version of her gross croc wearing mother. Not even remotely worth. Go to a bar or tinder
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>>686907632
AHURRRR DURRRRRR U GON JAIL IF U GET WITH HER DURRRR

typical dumbfuck I bet americunts
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>>686907777

Quads so you must do it.

Also checked
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>>686907777
Quads has spoken. Lets see some more of her.
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>>686907777
QUADS OF TRUTH

finger her tight snatch at the movies though
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Make sure you sit up the back ... enjoy!
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>>686907120
Don't be stupid about how you act and you'll be fine OP.
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It's only a matter of time before she tells her friends and you get in trouble because 14yo kids don't know how to shut up.

Pic related, saved you some time OP.
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>>686907822
> tfw neckbeard trying to justify his loneliness by downgrading a beautiful female
> tfw no face
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>>686907777
Quads reigns!!!
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Not fucking worth it /b/ro. Pic related is my middle school teacher that got caught fucking a girl he taught. She got 8 million fucking dollars in the lawsuit.
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Go for broke bud. You'll regret letting it go
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Reported
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>>686907120
just don't have sex and it's legal.
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>>686907937
kek

enjoy your anal raep!
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>>686907662
This does happen all time...
In high school i knew girls that were 15 and 16 getting smashed by 20 year olds
Ofcourse all these girls had personal problem but it still happens
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>>686908076
Is making out illegal?
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>>686907120
Fuck her brains out, then kill yourself. This will solve everything
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>>686907937
>using IE
>How to take a screenshot
>MLP

absolute beta detected
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>>686907616
It is in Japan
The age of consent in DK is 15

>>686907120
Where are you from, what is a "minor" in your country?

Also: You can date her, you know watching a movie with a 14 year old is not illegal. Do you assume you are gonna mollest as soon as the light turns off...?
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>>686908169
Were you jealous, anon-desù?
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Just keep your hands and dick to yourself and when she turns 18, bang the shit out of her
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>>686908212
I'd love to see your browsing history.
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>>686907767
Prove it. The way I see it is if you find that mediocre phlip to be hot enough to share a cell with bubba boy then you obviously are some average looking quiet foreign dude who goes to the gym but nobody cares because you still have a boring face and bad facial hair
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>>686908212
fucking newfag
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>>686908264
Age of Consent is 16 where I live though
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>>686908297
If you don't know how to print screen i guarantee you don't have the brain cells to comprehend anything in my history pleb
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>>686907742
This tbqh fam
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>>686908326
Neckbeard virgin detected

Also see >>686907958
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>>686907937
>those tabs
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>>686908366
hi arab here
what is age of consent
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>>686908366
Even better
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>>686907120
just tell her not to come you fuckwit
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>>686908348
>its summer time again
>better call everyone a new fag
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>>686908569
It's the minimum age you gotta be for allah to command you to go fuck Mohammed.
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>>686908569
The idea that fucking little kids might not be good for their emotional health, I know its stupid right?!
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>>686908250
Hell yea i was a little jelly AT FIRST
But then came senior year and then i understood. All lower class girls were so easy to get especially the freshman.
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>>686908005
Jew
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>>686908770
does it mean everyone is consenting after they're 16/18? Wow you westerners have it so easy
Over here we have to marry girls to kiss them, and we have to ask their parents to marry them and the girls have to accept as well.
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@ 686908677

shut the fuck up new fag before i kick ur ass
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>>686908662

i see what you did there ... >two thumbs up
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>>686908569
Kek, go fuck a goat
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>>686908485
I'm not the one desperate enough for low tier jail bait and not enough balls to actually go for it without getting confirmation from strangers.
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>>686908921
Okay. This is the most ultimate newfag post. Please hero
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>>686908985
Low-Tier? I'd rank her atleast goddess tier
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>>686908921
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Go to the movie
Don't fuck her
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>>686907120
Don't do it op
Even if you think you can get away with it, you know it doesn't take much to get caught
Just think about what you would say if one of your buddies was in your situation
You would tell him to cut that shit off asap
Or you will end up in jail bleeding from the ass
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>>686908677
No he called you a newfag because of your retarded response to obvious bait fbi post.
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Have fun in the pokey, faggot
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>>686909195
Actually I'd ask if she was willingness for a threesome :^)
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In twenty years time you WILL WISH TO FUK you did it

!!!
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>>686908212
>>686908551
>>686908437
>>686908677
>>686909039
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>>686909275
Lol and get raped twice as much in the slammer
Just tell her that you'll see her again in four years, and stick to your guns no matter what she says
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>>686908170
don't film or write anything on a phone
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>>686909324
What a new fag. Only newfag as call newfags a newfag
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>>686907937
Hahaha, would be good bait if I was retarded.
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>>686909421
That wasn't me the OP, faggot.

I really do but I think I might regret it like many of the other anons said. She's fucking beautiful and I'd literally drag my balls over glass just to smell her fart in a jar if I was her age.

But would it be reasonable if we still kinda dated and hung out? It's not illegal to kiss and date a 14 year old girl is it? Our maturity levels are pretty much the same
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Just groom her to be submissive and in two years you got a legal sex slave.
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>>686909421
> raped twice as much

It's funny how you fucking SJW cucks on this site assume you'll get nigger banged.. You fucks definitely from America lmao

If it was with an actual kid then sure but if OP showed them what she looked like they'd most likely agree she's hot as fuck and they'd probably do her too.

Get the fuck out reddit
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>>686909724
Look at this newfag
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>>686909610
I know it wasn't you faggot

Look op I know you know it's a bad idea. You are trying to make excuses saying it is OK. But if you do it and get caught there is no getting out of it, and you could fuck your life up. It's not worth it. Just stay at home and fap to some hot porn
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>>686909808
Please anon I've been here since the summer of '69
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>>686907120
Show us her tits
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>>686909877
Nigga, I'm Jesus.
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>>686909877
This is the Internet summerfag. Okay. I'm a girl and I'm 90 years old.
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>>686907120
Not worth it

Just tell her it's off, she's too young, face the concequences of her being pissed off, whatever. Enjoy jail free life and either try again in few years or find other company.
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>>686909724
I'm not even American you cunt

And don't pretend that guys put in jail for grooming or intent with a minor don't get fucked in the ass daily
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>>686909871
But 14 year old pussy is what Legends and the Champions of Old could only achieve
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>>686909994
Go back home summerfag
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>>686908914
your girls love to be ass fucked and still stay "virgin" till the marriage...
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>>686910047
For every pussy under 15 years old you get, allah gives you a high five
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@686909724

hahhahahhaa
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>>686909140
>5head
>drawn on eyebrows. (Most likely naturally beast like)
>thin physique purely because shes a child and not because she works out or has a good diet
>round face and bulging eyes
Post another pic to prove me wrong, because i dont see what you see baby boy. Also I'm 20 and there's no way I wouldn't find a 14 year old girl the embodiment of irritating to be around
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>>686909724

haahahhahhahha
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>>686910004
Actually, they don't lol. I been in jail (minor robbery and DUI) and this dude I spoke to fucked this 14 year old girl but since it was consensual he only did time for like a year. He was 25.

It's when you rape ANY girl they start fucking ramming you
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>>686907120
>Not noticing that's under 18
Are you retarded OP?
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>>686910047
Kek

True. But only if there was no possibly way of it coming back to bite you in the ass

Yeah it's legendary but that memory will be the only thing good about your life that you think of when you're getting pounded by 5 fat niggers
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>>686908914
That's why you niggers go around being so angry and shit
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>>686910239
A year for 14 yo pussy...
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>>686910211
Ah the beta virgin justifier strikes again.

Look it's okay to admit you're a homosexual and not attracted to girls.
Some people are born differently anon
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>>686908243
>still date her
It's not illegal, however people mighy keep a close eye when they see it especially her parents. Also, 14 year olds are horny as shit.
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>>686909610
You have the same maturity level as a 14 year old girl. I don't even have to roast you man, your playing yourself
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>>686910086
frog detected
>>686910312
I'm white doe
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>>686910311
See >>686910239
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>>686907120
need to get this off my chest

>be 21
>go to party at friend's company christmas party
>I'm the youngest person there
>most people are around 30, but there are some 40s and 50s
>see girl flirting with a guy around 40
>she's hot as fuck
>big tits, long legs and long wavy blond hair
>she's drinking a beer
>after a while, see her standing by herself
>bring her a beer
>she says thanks and we introduce ourselves
>she says she's never seen me before, am i new to the company
>tell her came with friend
>how about her
>she says she doesn't work here, but she's been coming to the christmas party every year for a while
>we hit it off
>ask her if she wants to go somewhere
>she says she can't, but we can go outside and get some air
>we go sit in my car
>this leads to fucking in my car
>we exchange numbers and go back inside
>she goes and talks to the guy she was flirting with earlier
>friend asks me where i was
>tell him the girl and i went outside
>was about to tell him we fucked in my car
>because proud of it
>when he asks, why would you go outside with my boss' 13 year old daughter?
>internal panic
>nutted in her
>after another hour or so friend's boss thanks me for coming to the party
>never saw the girl again
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>>686910483
White, black, yellow. Everyone on /b/ is a cunt newfag nigger
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>>686910436
I'm sure she'd wait 2 years to ride his (then) 25 year old cock. Are teen girls really that horny for older guys?
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>>686907120
I have the perfect way out text her why did you lie to me I can't go out with an underage girl
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>>686910436
>14 year olds are horny as shit.
40 year olds are hornier
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>>686908212
>being this new
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>>686910409
There is no argument where the side that wants to fuck a 14 year old girl isn't the beta virgin. Face it pussy, you aren't gonna do shit because she just wants to be able to tell her friends shes dating a 23 yr old not actually fuck one. You are gonna be strung along for 2-3 months until she has her first period and then her adolescent mood swings will make her shift to the next popularity scheme. Something along the lines of being the first girl in class to drink beer
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>>686910946
Being this new to fall for b8
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dont tell b and just finger her, this shit is so fucking stupid, you really going to fuck her immediately moron. if you do she wants it and isnt going to tell.
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>>686911028
What a newfag
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>>686907616
in germany its legal
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>>686911193
Germany is full of newfags
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>>686911078
;)
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>>686907120
Invite her over to watch a movie at your place. Then there is not a danger of anyone setting you two together. Bonus....privacy. And that means......males and females can do what they do best.
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>>686911028
What? You're a fuckin dumbfuck lmao did you think I was the OP this whole time?

Listen I don't give a fuck what he does but the fact that you're trying to justify her appearance and sexual attractiveness in relation to her age she's how much of a beta cunt you are.

If in another thread this girl was stated to be 18+ and what anons would do to her, I'd guarantee SJW dumbasses like yourself wouldn't be in the thread crying like a lil bitch.

Go fuck yourself faggot
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>>686911274
This newfag makes a point and burned the summerfag
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>>686907120
All these fucking fags telling you not to fuck her. Some girls just want to get stuffed. She's probably not even a virgin. I know we live in crime paranoid era but you have a better chance of getting pulled over by a cop then getting arrested for having sex with a minor.

Is there a chance you will get arrested and thrown in jail until your are too old to make your life worth living? Yes.

What are your chances? I give you a 1 in 5,000 chance of of being forced to register as a sex offender and a 1 in 20,000 chance to ever see the inside of a jail.

If those odds are too risky for you then don't do it. If you you think you are more likely to win the lottery than get in trouble then do it.

Check your state too. Some states are 16 or 17. The whole arbitrary 18 age cutoff makes absolutely no logical sense but the law is the law. You can't pretend to be ignorant of the law and pretend that will help you.

Fuck that tight little cunt you're already 23, this is probably the best your are going to get and you will regret not taking the chance. If this was 50 years ago it wouldn't even be a question. You two would have been married already.
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>>686908061
Fucking snitch
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>>686911382
tl;dr. Newfag and their long posts.
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>>686907937
>don't know how to shut up?
Past experience bro U sick fuck
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>>686909039
Omfg!!!!! He clearlyyyyy is a new fag Jesus Christ XD
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>>686910553
>???
>profit

FTFY
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>>686911874
Don't take the lords name in vain my son
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>>686909324
I don't get the summer jokes, enlighten me anon.
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>>686911988
Sorry
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>>686912007
What a newfag
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>>686912150
I've been here at least since 2008
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>>686912150
So fuck U cuck master flash
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>>686908076
Have you seen dateline?
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>>686912220
I've been here since before moot was born newfag
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>>686907777
Quads Dont Lie.
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>>686912257
Newfag got butt hurt. Want me to rub some vaseline on it?
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>>686912351
This nigger had to go in moots uterus to post on 4chan. Summerfag
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>>686911193
vielleicht.. aber wenn see Altersunterschied zu gross ist kann der Richter es auch anders sehen, besonders wenn "Beeinflussung" stattgefunden hat mit zbs Geld, Geschenke oder ähnliches...
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>>686912573
Fuck off nazifag
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>>686907120
2 things.
1: she would have told one of her friends about you and will tell same friend once you've fucked. Insta word spreads parents find out your fucked.
2: think about it, 14 year olds are ALL bitches and gossips that love drama.
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>>686912726
wrong, but learning a Foreign language can be useful, even for you if you go out from the basement one day to explore the world outside
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>>686912878
Ye but she fkn hotttt and I bet tight af too
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>>686912976
Nigger capitalized the f in foreign
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>>686912976
But I like my hentai anime girl pillow dolls
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>>686912976
Only newfags get butt hurt on the Internetzzzz
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Jeezus OP, go on a date, keep it in your pants, and enjoy some female company, try to get her to look more mature if you have any influence. All in all this will help with your lack of experience with women..
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>>686912976
I know English and 'MURICA
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>>686913087
I wish they had a place where we can go to have relationship and maybe possibly sexual experience with young girls around 14 years old so we feel less intimidated and have fun with them while we experience the joys of having a gf (albeit young one)
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>>686913240
Yeah. It's called Islam. The sandnigger religion. And Jews, the fanatical swirl hair ones
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>>686907616
Its still legal in wet dreams, but the addiction is that of cocaine, and you will get the old hags mostly, so kinda russian roulette ;)
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>>686913359
Jews and Muslims should fuck each other. Jelim kids
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>>686913442
Now this nigga is a summerfag
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>>686913240
Are you an idiot? I'm telling him not to have a sexual relationship, or even consider one. But if OP is scared of a 14 year old girl he definitely isnt getting out enough and needs to take this opp to understand taking a girl out on a date. He can say hes her uncle if anyone asks but all women act like theyre 13/14 years old anyway to some level. Being experienced going on a date would be good for OP. And keeping it in his pants!
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>>686913819
Watch out. Another newfag. Oh look! He evolved into a niggerfag
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>>686908677
>>686908212
>>686908551
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>>686907120
Pretend you're her step-brother and act cutesy but not too overt.

That or convince her to run away with you. Shouldn't be hard, since she's a child.
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>>686913932
Oh look a newfag, trying to not look newfag so some oldfag will notice. Notice anon oldfags! Notice him!
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>>686914177
Only newfags get butthurt
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Fuck her right in the pussy.
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>>686907120
Grow a pair, tell her you changed your mind and you don't think you two should see each other.

Then happily jerk off to the thought of not becoming a sex-offender, losing your job, your home, going to jail, and ruining your fucking life.
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>>686907120
Tell her you can't go any further because she's 14. Offer to stay friends, but back off as much IRL as you can, whatever she says. Even if she blabs, fact of the matter is that she does look old for her age, and by breaking off the relationship you're doing the responsible, legal thing by backing off.

If you still like her in 4 years time when she's 18, then go for it. But I guarantee you'll find at least a few people of age who you'll enjoy.
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>>686910396
Totally worth it.
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>>686907120
Nah mate, she looks like a gossip.
Trust me, this chick will tell all her mates about the older guy she fucked and word will spread to your own circle if she was at same party.

Just Jack off instead and say sorry can't do then do your best to slowly wean her off without insulting her or shell just talk shit anyway.

You'll find another chick but it seriously ain't worth being labelled a paedo.
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Look at all these summerfags still posting. You niggers need to read. You repeating what the other newfags posted already
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>>686907120
Do it faggot
Also select all images with waffles
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>>686914561
Thanks fellow ausfag.

But she is hot though and idk I just really like her but I get what you're saying and if you saw this chick fucking some dude I think the last thing on your mind would be "he's a pedo!"
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>>686907120
whats the big deal? just go to the movies. thats all you want right? nothing illegal about it.
ah yeah. and then kys
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You newfags still posting? OP left already to jerk off to her picture and cry himself to sleep
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>>686914798
You dont like her you just wanna Fuck her. She's 14- shell be legal in two years anyway then you can go for your life. But seriously you know Aussie 14 year olds they talk heaps and this shit will definitely haunt you.
You'll always be scared someone's gonna find out and all your mates will hear about it and then you're just gonna be up shitcreek. Don't be a rockspider, she's hot yeah, which means you yourself must be alright which means you can find another bird.
Trust me you probe won't go to jail for it but you will have a Fucken horrendous sex offender Mark against your name which will Fuck up your life worse than jail.

Just let it go brother, have a wank, get drunk keep her on Facebook and just get on with your life.
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This thread is stupid. For every time someone types newfag, take a shot
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Fuck that pussy
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>>686915173
Dat feel when the best pussy is only accessible on Muslim servers
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Keep her number, wait for the time she's 15, and do what you have to do then.

Jail isn't worth it, trust me, i've seen Oz
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>>686915173
So no kissing or dating?

Fuck bro this shit sucks..

And yes i won't lie she was getting hit on at the party on dudes even older than me and I would definitely fuck her no questions if she was legal. Id probs date her too..

Thanks Ausmate
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So long as you haven't touched her you're fine.
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>>686907120
Don't do anything remotely sexual with her (not even kiss on the cheek). Keep in mind that you still need to prove that that was the case if anything legal comes up, in which case it will probs be your word against hers, and her word will be taken over yours. Tbh it's better to just avoid it. Sorry
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>>686907120
inb4 cucked by 14yr old
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>>686915547
Bro you know you'll get over it in a few weeks. Just want it out. But yeah she's in it for the sake of fucking another older guy.
If you reckon your crew would be alright with it then that's on you but if you got doubts and I'm assuming ya do coz you made this thread then you already know inside what you gotta do eh.

Take care mate.
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let her fill out a form. let her sign thats she agree to get to bonercity
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Fuck your loneliness get the fuck out and save yourself
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>>686915881
Why would a teen girl want to fuck an older guy if the chick in OP pic could probably get any guy from her grade to the last?
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been there done that, im screwed as hell. there is a case by the police for over 2 years now and i will hear from it soon. banged the hell out of that girl but still its fuckedup
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>>686907120
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>>686916409
Are you honestly retarded?
Do you truly not understand why?
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>>686916808
She's hot as fuck she could probably get any dude she wants in whatever school she fucking goes too.

Why the fuck would she want to date/fuck a 23 year old?
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>>686908677
he called you a newfag cause you replied to the FBI bait post you fucking mong
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>>686907120
>if anyone that knows us see us watching a movie together I'll be sharing a cell with Jared
First of all, you havent done anything illegal yet, so just dont and it'll be fine
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>>686910312
I've been aaying that for years. Arab spring? Couldve been avoided if only they had some good, easy pussy they could smash. ISIS? Would have been literally who? if we could have air dropped half the hookers in Vegas.
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>>686916947
Because it's a popularity contest. Because she's the girl that fucks older boys. Did you not go to high school?
And you are really putting her on up on a pedestal mate. All the year 12s with any self respect don't wanna be fucking around with a 14 year old. She's cute but she ain't a model. She's just your typical teen ganga who wears yoga pants to school, too much makeup and drinks and fucks boys to be cool.
We're you homeschool or something?
Or are you honestly trying to convince yourself you're super special and she's amazing and loves you for you. She's 14 mate, she just wants some fun. But if you fuck her you are gonna get fucked. Any cunt worth his salt will be out for you if word catches on you fucked an 8th grader
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>>686916947
>Why the fuck would she want to date/fuck a 23 year old?
hence
>>686916716

I'm not saying it's impossible, but I highly, highly doubt this is true.

OP is just preying on the naive faggots on /b/ and is most likely drunk right now.
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>>686917376
Why do u assume I'm op I'm this dude here >>686911274

Lmao bruh idk what drugs u on
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>>686911028
>first period
With tits and hips like that I suspect you're a bit late.

How's Wizardhood treating you? Are the powers worth all that abstinence?
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>>686907120
Was that a reference to a property of the clan
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>>686917594
Just drunk mate. Trying to save OP from a life of rockspidering. My bad
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>>686907120
Its just a movie.
They can't prove nothing
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>>686916808
I don't understand either. Why wouldn't she chose someone from her own grade?
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>>686907120
just don't statutory rape her you fucking idiot, it IS possible to be just friends
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I didn't read all the posts but did anyone suggest making it only a movie night. I mean its only a movie night. Its only a crime if you stick your dick in her.
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>>686907476
>>686907544
Checkem
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>>686918028
Are you high, you're telling OP who is 23 years old to be friends and 'just friends' with a 14 year old girl.

You're an idiot
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>>686907120
If you wanna gamble and potentially end up in prison you should go for it. Ask yourself this: is she worth it?

As an alternative you could wait till she turns 15, move with her to Denmark and legally fuck the shit out of her
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>>686917902
It is your bad for being a faggot
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>>686918135
What's so hard about an older guy staying friends with a young chick?

> inb4 dick
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>>686907120
Just fucking go watch the movie, treat her like a little girl and if she likes it smash her ass like a motherfucker.
Dont make it wierd and keep face in public, make her understand that too
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@686907120

i know that girl, she's Karla right?
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>>686918206
There's just an immense age difference

You're talking about an adult being friends with a little kid.

It's not normal
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>>686908297
Hahaha
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>>686908366
#england ruless wheeeyyyy
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>>686908569
Killed me loool
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amigo dile que te la esperas para cundo cumpla 18 que mientras sea todo a escondidas creo yo
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>>686918206
Yeah! you can be like that guy in Karate Kid
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>>686907120
14 is fair game where I live sucks to be you OP
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One can only be so lucky if you can actually score such a chick. They usually just like guys around their own age. If you can score this, you are one lucky sob. It's hard for older guys to get chicks like that so good luck.
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>>686908569
You mean, what is consent?
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>>686909039
That was clearly bait u nigger
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>>686918283
> search 'little kid' on google images
> tfw SJW newfags like yourself actually believe the girl in OPs pic is a 'little kid'

I bet you never even talked to a girl during school, neckbeard
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>>686907120
You might as well call the police yourself.
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>>686912573
jura fag hier

sex ist ab 14 möglich. zwischen 14 und 18 darf der altersunterschied nicht mehr als 3 jahre betragen. ab 16 geht alles klar, solange keine ausnutzung einer machtposition oder ähnlich vorliegt
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>>686907120
Netflix has movies you can watch at home.

Everyone wins!
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U fucking pedo lol
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>>686916701
>greentext
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>>686907616
OP you live in the wrong country
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>>686907120
Netflix and chill that hoe if shes fown for keeping it lowkey

Then good luck and congrats on becoming a child groomer you sick fuck
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>>686907120
Don't be a dick and cancel. But it's not illegal as long as you don't fucking touch her. I know a "couple" who's 14 and 21 but parents can't do shit because they aren't sexually active.
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>>686919014
> h-hurrrrr she's under my country's age of consent, she-she's not hot at all!! P-pedooooo!!!
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ITT: newfags calling each other newfags
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I got away with it. DO IT HOMIE.
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>>686907120
Tell her you're gay and can only be a faggot
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>>686919144
Depending on where you live off they are out for a certain amount of time without the parents permission they can get you on kidnapping.
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Fuck her right in the pussy
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>>686908212
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>>686919210
â–²
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this boards long dead man
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>>686918990
>ab 16 geht alles klar,
sprich auch wenn ich zbs ü30. wäre?
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>>686912976
FFS anon, i already learned english. This isn't a nazi thread. Speak english
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>>686908569
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Get a fake i.d tell her parents u go to her school
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>>686919360
Heil hitler
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Fuck the german scum ww1 . Ww2 you sucked english dick 2 time hahaha bitches
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>>686918990
Man brauch das Einverständnis der Eltern Lol
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>>686908243
>>686908243
>It is in Japan
Good cause I fucked a 16 ear old the other night.
I'm 35.
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>>686919525
Fun fact, in Japan, you grow an extra ear on your birthday
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>>686911028
Rational, and correct

>>686911274
2edgy4u
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>>686919360
jo! es darf aber wie gesagt keine zwangslage bestehen, die du ausnutzt. es gab vor ner weile diesen älteren politiker, der was mit einer 16jährigen hatte. rechtlich ist nix passiert. das ganze hat nur seinem ansehen geschadet

http://www.focus.de/politik/deutschland/kurz-erklaert-sex-mit-minderjaehrigen_aid_655621.html
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>>686913024
^old dude
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>>686907120
You dun goofed
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>>686919769
OK.. gut zu wissen... gibt ja einige junge dinger die es wissen wollen

ich halte much aber an 18. jährige...
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>>686919525
Fun fact: age of consent laws in Japan only apply to Japanese. Americans abroad still have to abide by American age of consent laws.
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>>686921457
Ausfag mate. BTFO
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Fake and gay
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>>686919499
is es nicht so dass die nicht widersprechen dürfen?
also 1 auf "fick nicht mit dem alten mann"
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>>686907120
Putting our b/tardedness aside, OP, don't, unless you are 100% able to go to the movie without kissing, holding hands, or doing anything sexual. If she goes for it, you need to step back and say 'that's not ok, I could get in a lot of trouble'. If you can't, which let's be honest, you are considering going just because shes beautiful, so no, you need to cut ties idiot.

It's one thing to joke around about it, but you can't go doing that shit unless platonic. Which your retarded ass won't be able to do.
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>>686908212
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>>686907777

Ain't nothing wrong with a little suckie suckie in the truckie truckie afterwards, nawmsayin...
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>>686908169
Legal in my country
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>>686907616
It is where I live
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>>686907120
I did a similar thing with my little sisters best friend (shes 15, im 18)
Pic related
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>>686909610
>Kiss
Which will then lead to fucking. That's best case scenario, which will still land you in jail. Worse case is you don't fuck, but date, and then she has a titty attack because you don't fuck her. She then proceeds to falsely accuse you of rape.

So you get thrown in jail without even touching her.
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>>686907616
Is legal in Italy, best pussy ever
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>>686908212
Fuck outta here
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>>686910553
kek
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>>686908212
newfag kek
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>>686908724
>tfw mohammed will take that 0.5 inch arab dick like a champ
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>>686910553
fuckin hell i died laughing
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nopethefuckout.gif
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>>686907120
Its too late now. If you stop talking to her, she will get mad and want revenge. She will lie and tell the police that you molested her. You will be another man put in jail for nothing. Your picture will be posted in the Jailbird paper, and there will be stories about it on the local news.

Even if you are found innocent in court, she will not have to suffer any consequences for her lie that destroyed your life. And you will still be guilty in public opinion.
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>>686907777
quads of truth, dearest OP. movies is fine just don't go sexual
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I fucked a 14 year old when I was 21. She looked like she was 20 and was very mature for her age. She was staying with her dad for the summer in my town and was from a different state. Her cousin was in her 20's and was dating my best friend. She was absolutely beautiful with big tits and the tightest wettest, best smelling, tasting pussy I've yet come across. She always made me wear a condom and her dad thought as long as she was with her cousin she wasn't doing anything. Her cousin kind of hooked us up and now at 37 I still think of her sometimes when I fap. She's married now with some dumbass redneck that is way out of her league. I still remember the first time I fucked her. It was so wet and tight that after a few minutes I just had to put her pussy in my mouth. It was incredible. I introduced her to MDMA and we fucked like absolute animals. MFW I am literally a pedophile.
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>>686908551
Being this new.
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>>686907120
Mate just fuck her brains out
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>>686926204
Not a pedophile - not attracted to pre-pubescent females - but just a law-breaker.
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>>686919525
details
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fucked a 16 year old last year in dec when i was 22, its legal here in aus
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