Poorly Describe Video Games Thread v2
My continuation from last:
>bigguyforyou.jpg
>keep hearing voices in my head
>CHARLIE IN THE TREES
>fucking numbers
Carl of Dooty Nigga Ops>>686898903
White pjs
aliens steal dog
must rescue doggo
spaceship is a tincan
>My legs are OK
>>686899597
got eem
Wanna be a badass?
Time for matrix.
Oh shit jesus/god bullshit
>Game based of mangas
>Censorship in the names
>Cringy as fuck new names
>>686899752
Samarost 2?
>>686899821
E.Y.E you filthy Jain
>>686900319
Felt like giving something away for laughs.
>YOU DIED
>>686900315
Correct. Didn't think anyone would get it
>flying leather daddy
>Pinkerton man, murdering bastard
>time paradox
>>686900231
Jo Jo ?
Kill all nigs
One nigg still alive
Have to kill it
Oopa
>>686900865
Greato Daze
>>686900919
"OH NO"
>>686900543
Dark souls
>>686898903
MASON! WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN??
>>686900543
kek dark souls
>>686900476
Elder scrolls?
>Pokemon for Edgy kids
>>686900886
Rosa Parks Rising: Revengeance
>ayy lmao
>ray gun
>anal probing cows
>>686901179
Nah not even close
>>686901359
Destroy All Humans?
>Your dad was an explorer
>transform into heroes collect statutes
>kill russians
>die
>kill the same russians again
>you went to your window and yelled the name of the developer at the sky when you beat it
>>686901623
Get out of here stalker.
>>686901474
Winrar
>>686901623
Hotline Miami
>>686900476
Legend of Zelda?
>>686901185
Monster Hunter?
>>686901291
Nope. Another hint
>Captured by nazis
>>686901878
Nope
>>686901932
Wolfenstein the New Order/the Old Blood?
>furries
>furry with a sword and a fairy furry
>2d
>space robot who has a fetish for giant spaghetti-os
>Skeletons
>Fish
>Too much Fandom
>>686901083
Bloodborn?
>>686902178
Undertail
>>686902100
Nope
>You're underground most of the time
>>686902178
Either Undertale or Stardew Valley
>Kayne West dynamic entry
>>686902341
Ew. Winrar
>>686902414
The only other game I can possibly think of is Return to Castle Wolfenstein
>minecraft in space
>experimental experiment
>shit blows up
>fuck the government
>>686902717
starbound?
>>686902597
>You're in russia
>>686902801
>>686902808
No, that's Terraria in space
>world is going under
>warn people
>they won't listen
>it's actually aliens
>fight them and save everyone
>>686902852
Metro??
>>686902946
mass effect?
>fight ayy lmaos
>fight gnomes
>crossdress
>greatest game in its genre
>nazi moon base
>space combat
Good luck with this one
>>686903156
Keemstar Simulator?
>>686903036
Nope
FUCKING DEMONS RAARGH!
>>686903214
GTAV
>>686903031
Correct
>>686903369
Nope. Another hint
>timeless classic
>>686903418
Battletoads
>>686903214
Dragon Age II
>>686903278
Nah fam
>fight a fetus
>fight nazis
>>686903418
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
>>686903660
Another hint
>it's 3D, kind of
>>686901185
Pocket Morty's
>>686900856
Bioshock infinite
The pinkerton bit was too much
Level: Expert
>Ayylmaos crashland on planet
>Ayylmaos rally to rebuild ship
>Ayylmaos are lemmings
>>686903776
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
>>686903994
Pikmin
>>686903776
Cluster revenge
>>686904019
>>686904092
Nope
>story? what story?
>>686904079
yes
>>686903630
South park stick of truth?
>>686903630
super meat boy ?
>dad is an abusive alcoholic
>rapes you constantly
>run away from home
>go to your drug-tripped mind
>can't escape your dad
>become an hero
>>686904269
FFX
>Earth is kill
>Human bodies are kill
>There is a genius loli and mechs
>>686902134
Dust
>>686904349
Try again
Afternoon
>>686902946
Crysis 3
>Team Fortress 2
>Ass
>Overrated
>>686904615
Battleborn
>>686904536
Nope
>Fight mech across the solar system
>alien waifu
>literally impossible
>Futuristic Rednecks to fight Alien-like Xenomorphs, advanced, fascists ayy lmaos and corrupt government
>>686904615
Overwatch
>>686904615
Overwatch
>>686904739
Starcrerft
>salt
>where is Nichole
>ugly pink and black things trying to kill me everywhere-IN SPACE
>what is this black and red dildo
>Some asshole this morning decided to be a hitler and try to gas some little girl while she's on her bathtub
>One of her friends saves her
>The asshole gets a call
>"Hey man, we don't need you no more"
>Station blows up
>Intact the next day
>>686904946
Dead Space
>>686904751
Ezpz. Yep.
>>686904269
lisa
>chilly baby theft
>Try find baby
>Giant robot men can help you
>Gotta build houses
>orange drink is bad
>everything is bouncy
>why does my gun look like a dick
>>686905149
Winrar
>>686903214
Nobody? Anyone want one more hint?
>Miss my old partner
>ooga Booga where da white women
>blonde douchebag
>>686903214
CoD ghosts
>>686905513
Wrong game but right genre
>>686905038
Is right
>>686905223
Fallout 4
Gotta save your homeland by destroying your homeland, nice going asshole
>>686903214
Half Life?
>>686905607
Spot on.
>white teenager simulator
>How many times is this one chick gonna die? I mean, come on.
>>686905867
Life is strange
>>686905933
yup
>Mid 30s
>I'm living in a shitty apartment but I dress classy
>Boss just called me, lost my shitty job as a salesman
>Who the fuck is sending me letters
>I guess I'll check the last floor
>Jewelry?
>Mafia?
>Waifu on that café?
>Why is this woman trying to kill herself?
>>686905787
Nope
>number two, some shit, number three, some shit
>>686904362
Nobody has an answer? Need a hint?
>>686905270
HAZE
>>686905757
Xenogears?
>>686904407
correct
>hanging with friends in a park
>come home late
>no one's home
>weird noises from my Gameboy
>get sucked in
>"trust me, it gets good 20 hours in"
>auto-battle
>>686906542
FFXIII
>Furries,A ninja and an anime swordsman are the best fighters in the game
Here is one you youngfags will never get
>gorillas trying to kill each other with strangely explosive bananas
>>686906153
Try again
>>686906683
absolutely
>>686906770
Gorillas.Bas
>>686907096
Right on!
>scantily-clad females fight for a genie
Shit I have to go and make it all easy for you faggots
Guess people here only play shit like dota 2 all day
Let's see something popular
>Superfaggot with a cool armor that can do anything
>He moves like a ninja and has a cool sword
>Kills people and robots
>Dogs and some other animals
>Really fast gameplay
>>686907171
Shantae?
>>686907296
Try again
>>686902795
Half life. Infamous
>>686903156
Stick of truth
>Wage slave gets sick of bullshit from his bosses
>Quits his job, heads into the wild
>Comes back to his old work place, commits acts of terrorism
>Destroys his place of work and leads wage slaves to freedom
>>686906757
Smash Brothers
>>686908038
correct
>black people punch other black people to their own music
>>686908134
Def jam vendetta
>>686907721
Abe's Odyssey
Or Postal
>be bird
>do tricks
>great soundtrack
>>686908134
Everyday in America?
>2 of the best in their day
>one nigger
>one not
>cheap statue of liberty
>Don't know what the fuck you are
>You like to eat
>Will murder everyone just for that purpose
>>686908208
Winrar, have some tits
>nigger on fire
>its good when it happens
>>686908651
Appreciated and saved! Have some yourself!
>>686908265
Yup
>>686908608
Kirby?
>>686909102
yep
>shitty combat that's too easy and boring
>shitty characters that rely on one joke/trait
>shitty puzzles that are incredibly shallow and done better in other games
>shitty and overly pretentious narrative
>people still somehow love it
>Get paid to steal shit
>there's a level where you steal from pagans
>another sketchy ass level with zombies
>>686898903
THE FUCKING NUMBERS MASON
>>686909159
TES V Skyrim
>>686901662
Sunshine
>>686901662
Me3?
>>686909590
wrong
>>686909159
Undertale?
>>686902462
Assasins creed movie trailer
>>686905583
Single player or multiplayer?
>This game includes some rad dude from some videogame series
>He's FUCKING BROKEN
>Be Mailman
>Get Shot
>Run across the desert
>Kill man
>Kill Romans
>>686909159
Any 3d zelda
Twilight princess? Oot?
>>686910120
FNV
>Ship wreck
>Some weird island
>Everything is trying to kill you
>Meet some dude
>"Hey man if you go that way you're going to get gangraped by some tough dudes"
>Get gangraped still
>Skip 15 hours of gameplay
>train crash
>Bad pretzels
>Flying city
>Kill giant rock dragon with a giant laser beam
>your bitch gets killed
>kill fucking everyone
>fps
>sequels keep going from shit to good
>only americans play it
>can cruise around on pogo stick.
>fucking red ball
>nig nog aliens steal parts from your ship
>>686910626
Duke nukem
>>686909795
YOU WIN!
>>686910701
nope
>esport
>cancer community
>Europeans>asians
>>686910626
Max payne
>>686910660
Call of duty
>You're a small kid
>You travel with your dad
>Some loli becomes your friend
>Meet some other gay kid
>Your dad gets murdered by some demon lord in front of you
>Slavery
>Escape slavery
>Meet loli, now adult so you can fuck her
>You have kids
>They fight the demon lord
>>686910853
Csgo
>>686910892
I was going for halo but shit ill give you that
>>686910914
Club penguin
>>686910956
Thats a bingo
>>686901623
CS:GO, duh
>>686910996
kekd
>>686910858
winrar, here take some tits
>>686898903
MGS3: Snake Eater?
>>686903214
Oblivion
>>686910914
Dragon Quest 5
Orange
Mineral
Girlfriend
Silance
>wake up
>kill shit
>find some keys
>kill more shit
>>686911300
Correct
Collect shit underground
blowing youreself up with a nuke
>corridors
>so much potential
>canceled
>>686911309
Half life 2?
>>686910914
Agarest
>>686904349
good guess tbh, FFX best game that exists
Squirrel
Fry pan
Death
Poo
>You can play this game online with a pirated copy
>You can become a giant fast ball of death
>>686911429
Nope
>>686911536bad fur day
>>686911536
Conker's Bad Fur Day. Easy.
>>686910547
Borderlands 2?
>>686911536
Conker's bad fur day
>>686911536
n64 game right? cant fucking remember the name
>get thrown in prison
>emperor pays a visit
>you escape
>visit old guy in monastery
>kill demons
>best friend turns into dragon
>>686911444
nice trips
Tail
Guns
Human in green
Hero
XJ-0461
>>686911603
>>686911601
>>686911618
Made this one way to easy
>>686911632
Haha well least you know the console
>Touching water kills you
>Until some monkey teaches you how to swim
>Stupid fucking pigs
>In the sequel you have a girlfriend (?)
>aliens everywhere
>one is trying to kill everything
>my dick needs to be in them
>Eat cookies
>Absentee dad
>Beat the shit out wildlife with baseball bat
>Fuck the police
>Go sightseeing
>Oh shit is that the loch Ness monster?
>Become robot
>Save world
>Still never see dad.
Remove kebab, expel jews, use Jew gold to get your brother elected pope
>>686911705
Oblivion
>>686911924
Mass effect
>>686911998
Earthbound
>>686911998
>Ness
he heh I see what you did there
>golden bolts
>>686912092
Winrar
>if you drive to LA and blow up a bunch of weird queers I'll give you anything you want
>>686911180
I hope yours you lazy ass bitch nigga
>>686912134
Ratchet and Clank
>meet "guy" with woman voice obviously not a woman, name of a man
>oh it is a woman
>want to plunder some booty
>she gets sent to prison
>as you escape with her she dies a painful death
>some literal fucking botnet hidden away somewhere
>you have to kill the dude that seeks it
>a huge fucking tower appeared out of nowhere
>crazy fuck has nukes
>there are traitors in your party
hint: it's not an old game
>>686904126
Doom or Doom 2?
>>686912055
win
>am Star Wars VII C3PO
>am not who think am
>am one of four of the same person
>am shoot people bang bang
>>686903776
Doom?
Wolfenstein 3d?
>>686912434
Duke Nukem 3D?
>fucking t-rex
"havent you seen enough"
>Your female friend gets kidnapped
>Cry a lot
>If this were real life you would end up in a wheelchair halfway through the game
>Shudder at the thought of killing a person at first, end up killing a fucking army by yourself
>Final boss points out the hypocrisy in telling him he's an asshole when you killed more people than all of ISIS
>>686912673
Dino Crisis
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>>686912834
The Bounty (Liam Neeson has a triforce on his arm in that movie)
>>686902717
Space engineers?
>>686903226
wolfenstien
>>686903156
stick of truth
>>686901592
tomb raider
>>686905270
portal
>>686905867
life is strange
>>686908304
tiny birds
>>686908608
kirby
>>686910362
uncharted, far cry, and tombraider
>>686911354
devil may cry
>>686911569
sanic
>>686912191
GTAv
>>686912696
tomb raider 2013
>>686911569
>play this game online
>sonic
Alright what
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>>686913156
Meant to quote >>686913099
>>686912696
Far cry 3
>>686912420
Civ V
>>686913099
>uncharted, far cry, and tombraider
no, no and no. It's an RPG
>>686913259
...you're joking, right?
>>686913219
Nope
>>686913099
Yep.
>>686907241
Metal gear rising: revengeance
>JASON!
>JASON!
>JASON!
>>686913410
You win
>>686913464
Hobby raine
>>686913464
Heavy Rain
And that's not a game
>furry suit, turn into stone for some reason.
>also giant mechanical boot
>lust for gold
>murder 8 children
>go to hell
>last boss commits sudoku
>>686913589
How so anon
>be a chicken
>still have to work
>bad at your job
>everybody dies
>>686913099
No on devil may cry AND GTA
>>686912736
nope
>emo kids shoot themselves
>nu uh mom im summoning demons!
>soundtrack is good first time playing
>gets cringey the more you listen
>repetitive as fuck
>>686913656
i think he means it's an interactive movie
>>686902177
Halo
>>686911428
Silent hills demo
>>686904917
Csgo
>>686913844
Persona
>>686913945
winrar
>>686912409
Assassins creed black flag?
>>686913953
yep
>looks like WRPG
>was actually JRPG
>kill monsters
>kill Bandits
>fuck magicians
>kill more Monster
>killallthefuckingmonsters
>kill ghost horserider from another dimension
>fuck magician again
>>686913994
Indeed my man
>>686913749
Part 2
>who gave that chicken a phone?
>let's watch a movie to find out
>drugs happen
>everybody dies
>>686914024
witcher
>>686913867
That does make sense actually.
>sibling rivalry
>endless levels
>angry crabs
>jumping flies
>betray your brother
>>686914016
Dragon's dogma?
>>686914016
hm...
FFVersus XIII --- FFXV
>>686914119
another anon allready got this
>>686914065
I still miss the mangirl, indeed a beautiful death.
>>686914077
You sir, have won
>>686902795
Ghosts
>>686904698
Awesomenauts
>Must be quiet
>Fight off gangs
>Final boss is a dude in a pig mask
>>686914105
close
>>686914144
nope
hint
>hurr hurr its totally challange and not unfair!
>>686914307
Ok so... Dark Souls?
>>686914307
Dark Souls then
>Basically a skinnerbox for A.I's
>murder people in fabulous ways
>buy appliances
>buy all 999999.9 expansion packs
>lanter
>cocroaches and shadow
>>686914304
matehunt
>>686914487
Boom winrar
>ride a horse
>hit some moving rocks
>die
>repeat for entire game
>>686905583
MW2
>troyfuckingbaker
>nolan north as cannibal
>>686914349
>>686914353
yep and yep
Heres a harder one
>badass music
>hud takes up most screen
>can die by mixing potions
>gameplay resembles late 80's but is mid 90's
>can literally fuck up main quest by having item stolen by theif
>jack black
>blood
>time travel
>fight demons
>edgy girlfriend
>nobody cares
>swing lots
>belts
>moar belts
>zerg not-zerg rush.
>Gladus
>endless struggle
>learn russian
>screaming
>buy hats
>contemplate the fultility of existance
>expand to a few planets
>meet alien neighbors
>There I no content after that
>>686914537
Brütal legend
>>686914580
Spore
>>686914580
Stellaris?
>>686914571
tf2
>>686914580
sid faggots beyond anus
>>686914592
Correctamundo m8
>shit AI
>shit gunplay
>beloved by many
>REPOWTING FO DOODY PAPIN!
>genocide everything
>blob everywhere
>People have been waiting like this for a long time
>They loved the story
>It ends up sucking dick in that department
>Gameplay is fine though
>pointy hair
>glasses
>lollies
>English accent
>sleep underwater
>get nude
>kill angels with impractical weaponry
>>686914767
Hint: not CoD or Halo
This one is a toughy only the real OG's know this oldie.
>Two animals chained together
>Must escape
>PlayStation 2 days circa 2001
>travel through galaxy on a planet for treasure hunting
>end up nearly killed from a psychopath
>shoot yourself through the whole planet killing fucking everything
>team up with an ex-mercenary, a really hot girl, an alcaholic and a guys who wants to slap everything
>manage to get to the psychopath and kill him
>find out he was the good guy and your mates the psychos
>feel bad
>>686914873
Borderlands?
>>686914767
Dindu Nuffin: Chicago Edition?
>spinning spacestations
>faggots pull you out from hyperspace to steal your shit
>alot of nudity
>negrophilia
>you die in the end
>teens with fireworks make you lose your mind
>looks good af
>"30fps is good for filmic look"
>short
>>686914833
The Last Story
>>686914809
Duke Nukem
>>686914921
Kek
>>686914914
winrar
>>686914940
Nope, try again
>>686914931
First one is Elite Dangerous?
>>686915005
yup, winner
>a manual
>assembly progressing
>now you're schizophrenic
>out of ammo
>throw tv
>fucking trade deals
>Chokosabe are the only Real nigs
>SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>686914954
Nope
>keep seeing folded paper around
>pass out
>error 404 son not found
>JASON
>>686914399
SIMS
>be kid
>village gets fucked
>taken in by old man
>"your health is low..."
>>686915082
Heavy Ryan
>>686914809
half life (3)
>>686915054
State of Emergency?
>>686908688
real life
>>686915082
Heavy Pain
>get woken up
>ALRIGHT MATE SHOOT THOSE GUYS
>run through same hallway over and over
>reflections make PC version look like shit
>>686915137
Yup
>>686915123
correct.
>>686914767
Hint: inside gaming's best series
>>686915145
Nah
>>686915129
Fable
>>686915289
Yup
>>686914525
Back to the future
>>686914809
Fallout 4
>bullets
>more bullets
>coffin
>>686915323
Nope
>>686915071
Hmm could I get the year it came out as a hint?
>>686914833
Bayonetta
>>686915183
Nah.
>>686915345
RDR
>>686915345
Gungrave
>walk around
>see man
>die
>11-year olds thought it was actually scary
>>686915403
Nope
>>686915416
Winrar
>>686915337
No but it's also recent
>>686915393
Got it.
>>686915382
Last year
>>686914529
Heroes Vii mandate of heaven?
>>686915433
SLENDER
>>686915047
>catch fruit
>miss one
>cry
>extreme gondola
>dusk
>>686915491
yep! nice call
>couldn't activate oracle because theif in haven sewers fucked quest
>didn't realize until i searched every inch of every castle
>>686915510
yep
>furries and autism
>hurr hurr u only h8 it cuz maker is religious
>>686914954
The gameplay was HORRIBLE in forever
>>686914525
Shadow of the Colossus
>Wilhelm screams
>green pokey things
>I've got a present for ya
>Bam Margera
>PAULIE WHEELS OF FIREEEE
>>686913749
>>686915603
crack bandicoot
>Actual humans instead of rendered characters
>Godesses
>Fighting
>Strangely Sexual
>Deji's mum catches you
>looks really bad out of context
>>686914653
Winrar
>>686915758
Nope
>>686915752
Correct
>>686915648
>nilbog
>>686914809
MGS: V
>launch space ships
>every launch is like the Challenger
>Some old fuck in a tower tells you to get something
>Gotta earn money outside town to get in
>Get to town
>Gotta do favors to people to get to different areas
>Thieves guild is hidden somewhere
>>686915893
Bingo
>>686915941
KSP
