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Here's the story /b/
>met a trap on craigslist who wants to fuck.
>reply she gives whatapp, we chat there
>she thinks I'm sexy. fuckyeah.jpg
>really wants to meet up

Should I do it? I'm 18 years old and a virgin. I hear losing your virginity to a trap doesn't count though... I'll keep bumping the tread with screenshots of our chat. Should I tell her I'm a virgin?
Thnx /b/
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u gay
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Fuck "her" you socially inept retard. A hole is a hole.
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Annon you should be honest about your virginty, I bet she will be fine with it, hell maybe even turned on by it
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I mean, why not? A free fuck's a free fuck. Just make sure "she" doesn't have AIDS and you're good.
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Top kek
>she
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>>686869895
I said I was a virgin, "she" didn't reply yet...
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Fuck, man. She ain't replying.
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thats a boy
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Dude it's just putting your Weiner into another person, don't freak out.

Just make sure that you command that slut, traps love that shit.

I have experience with Craigslist traps as well, and from what I can tell, they're women with dicks.

Who knew..
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>>686869895
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When I was in Indonesia there were some hot traps on tinder who wanted to fuck. I wish I had of done it... I.chickened.out ... Don't make the same mistake.
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>>686869895
do it! bet she gives gr8 head.
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Her blowjob vids she sent me are hot......
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>>686870929
post webm damn you
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Just fuck "her" you faggot.
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>>686871159
upload them to a porn site plz that looks hot
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>>686869895
Guys she ain't replying. I think she freaked out cuz am virgin.
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Someone text the trap and post screen shots.
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>>686870764
heheh, weiner
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>>686871416
She said she blocks anyone she doesn't message first. I guess traps get a lot of Fuck boiis.
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>>686869895
Do what feels right.

If it feels right good. If your questioning on whether or not to Do it, well i got news for you. This might not be for you. Some people think that That's what they want but immediately after they are flooded with regret.

Do what feels right
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>>686871351
god hes ugly
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>>686869895
Would suck her cock. Kinda-homo
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>>686871924
disgusting bent cock. god dammnit, man why?
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>>686871924
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>>686869895
inb4 you are murdered.

Also, a person with a penis is not a "her". it's a "him".
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>>686871998
We get off on different things, mate.
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>>686871924
kek
the day OP was not only a faggot, but the king of homosex
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>>686871924
pretty hot tbh fam. suck her cock, OP. suck it dry.
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>>686871801
I will give you a tip though. If that trap can take a dildo deep it's worth the Fuck.
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>>686872169
I hope I get murdered by that trap cock, am I right bois?
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>>686871746
>Fuck boiis

>Constantly calls a person with a cock a her

Please kill yourself or at the very least, go back to Tumblr you fucking raging faggot.
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>>686872516
If calling traps "she" or "her" gets me feminine cock, im all for it.
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Do it op and update us
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>>686872480
It's this trap living their life as a man or women?
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>>686872480
Post the fucking bj video you fucking faggot.
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>>686872777
Women. Oh shit she just messaged me after like 10 mins I told her I was virgin....
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>>686869895
> I hear losing your virginity to a trap doesn't count though
> ends up being fucked in the ass
> thinks it is still a virgin

do it if you think you'll like it
but it is sex tho
that matter of being or not a virgin yet, who cares
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>>686869895
You from mtl. "She's" freakishly tall and a spic... lets pool our money together for actual pussy
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>>686870310
plz don't use that short anymore
burn it with fire
just an advice
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>>686872516
>loses shit over gender pronouns on the internet
Pls continoo
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>>686873280
>thinks there is more than two genders

Please kill yourself.
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>>686872820
I can't seem to post the bj video, sorry...
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>>686873409
stop acting like a beta fuck
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>>686869895
>>686870310
>>686870473
>>686870722
>>686871159
>>686871351
>>686871476
>>686871746
>>686871924
>>686872145
>>686872326
>>686872480
This conversation is hard to read. You most certainly 18 and clueless about sex. These traps don't want to Fuck they want to get fucked. This trap is not getting horny from you asking questions she already asked.
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>>686873409
It lives near mont-royal street
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>>686873492
Mama told me not to lie though.
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>>686873409
Yea bro shouldnt have told her. should just nutted then left and dissapointed her
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>>686873409
BOOOOOOOOOOO POST IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>686873624
not lieing if you just dont mention it.
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>>686873409
Fuck, was I acting too beta? Did I Fuck it up?
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>>686873409
Also "she" can't take it too deep
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She looks like more of a man than you
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>>686873624
stop giving so much of a shit
get a meeting time and place and dont talk until then
you arent marrying the dude
if you have chemistry it will become more obvious
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why do you have to tell him you're a virgin if you still wanna fuck him
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>>686873796
I don't know how though. She responded.
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>>686874021
I want my first time to be special, bruh.
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>>686874214
then dont pick a guy who's been with other dudes?
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>>686874099
Dude your acting beta as fuck and shes way to into it. Make sure she isnt trying to rob you yo. Maybe ask her for a public meeting place and then you guys can go somewhere afterwards, your house might be safer but she'd also know where it is. But her place might let you get murdered. Ever watch sex drive? Good movie. Real lessons..
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>>686874214
hookups ain't special, bruh.
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>>686874214
it doesnt count if you fuck a dude, retard
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>>686874099
You need to convert it to webm with no sound here : http://www.online-convert.com

Its ez
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>>686872954
This trap doesn't want you to suck their cock I'm certain. She's agreeing with what you want to do because she's lonely.

Your not going to Fuck this trap i can tell. That trap will flirt with you, send pics, tell you all these erotic things and the will go in one ear and out the other.
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>>686869895
Fucking do it man! Who cares what people say on /b/ lol

Go for it, do it for us
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>>686874099
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>>686874214
>to be special
>sex with men is special
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>>686874593
why would you ask again retard
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>>686871818
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>>686874214
then like, get a real girlfriend I guess. If you got enough time to go to craigslist and get yourself a trap then that just means you want a fuck; besides, it isn't considered losing your virginity when cumming in someone's ass
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>>686874593
fuck off dude.
stop bringing it up. just get a meet place and shut the fuck up.
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>>686874593
wtf, faggot beta
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>>686874593
Idiot, still asking if he wants to be with you, lol.
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>>686874593
No no no why did you bring it up again, jesus. Youre hopeless.
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>>686874593
FROM NOW ON ASK FOR OUR ADVICE JESUS FUCK
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>>686869895
Yeah dude, go let that dude fuck your ass and rob you. have fun with that shit.
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>>686874831
he is a virginfag cut him some slack
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imma just get the phone number before this is gone
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>>686873827
Asking if you were acting beta is pretty fucking beta OP...
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>>686869895
Use protection even for head a friend of mine got HIV through giving head just off precum
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>>686874963
no
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>>686874593
what the fuck is wrong with you op
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>>686874593
god you're so stupid, stop asking that
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>>686875040
Everyone in Qc is syphilitic. Don't think he's worrying
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>>686874593
you cant even be a faggot right jesus fucking christ OP
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this thread is now being monitored by UPS
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>>686875040
Oh shit, that ruins the experience tho...
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>>686869895
>she

You mean he you fucking queer
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>>686874593
She already told you yes, why the fuck are you trying to make her doubt her decision? like seriously what the fuck did you expect from again ffs
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>>686875281
it is better than haviing aids
specially if you're fucking someone you barely know, therefore you barely trusts in terms of disease control
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>>686875253
because the package will never be delivered?
>>686875281
stop fucking talking to him retard.
just seal the deal and turn off phone.
every word you utter is one step farther from getting ass
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>>686875281
ok stupid fuck if u want u can ask him if he has stds and ask him for proof from a test but that will kill the fucking mood u stpid shit so fuckign wear a condom or suck his cock and maybe get aids although its a low chance ur choice
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>>686874593
You both seem top act like you're gonna be fucked, "she" thinks you're fucking "her", but it sounds like you wanna be buttfucked. you're probably gay bruh.
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>>686875281
I'd freakout too if I knew was a colossal retard you were
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>>686875281
If you want to save yourself just ask for time, place, and dirty talk as if you were the thirstiest fucking man on the planet. Don't fuck it up any more.
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>>686873381
He didn't say that at all
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>>686875522
to* I'm drunk
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>>686873903
this
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>>686875505
Probably
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>>686875281
>>686875454
This is true. I think you'll get aids and die from this faggot shit but as far as picking up fuck friends talk as little as possible, especially you cause you're beta as shit no joke
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So nobody has called the trap yet?
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>>686875551
Anyone who talks about "gender pronouns" is a fucking faggot tumblrina.
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>>686870722
where u at op?
hope you're in the 254
I'm so down to take that dick
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>>686875522
lol I didn't respond to this...

>>686875505
I responded to this, again, I'm drunk.
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You don't need condoms to fuck a trap OP you rookie...
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>>686875720
lemme get on vocaroo
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>>686875758
514 sorry
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>>686875692
just be gay dude, nobody gives a fuck and those who do are fucking dumb.
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>>686875758
can't tell if woman or trap
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>>686875692
Holy fuck OP. You're a lost cause. Kill yourself please.
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>>686875758
Not sure if...
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>>686874696
that's wat i thought smh
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>>686875692
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What is difference between trap and ladyboy????
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Tell her to suck your cock. It's okay because you don't have to look at their dick
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>>686876059
take pics and vidya and upload it here (or /gif/ with sound) for all of us, which were supporting you since the very begining
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>>686875883
No dont ruin the virginfaggots boipussi first time.
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>>686876059
stop talking. right now. maybe plan out a location and time. then fuck. and delete him. done.
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>>686876059
Finalize a time and place and don't talk to it again until the day of
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>>686876120
there isn't
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Bring your own condoms.
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>>686875720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VcusyHB4xO
what is this girly ass voice pham
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>>686876252
boipucci*
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>>686876059
tell the bitch that you're just as much of a bitch and wanna get fucked, nigga be open
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>>686876404
hahahahahahahahahaha
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Get head and bust in mouth that way you dont to commit anal sodomy
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>>686876404
transcript please? i'm deaf :(
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>>686876404
>FUK U NEEG'R
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Tell him you can't wait to meet his whispering eye
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>>686876404
I know right? Couldn't even say nigger like a man.
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>>686876059
yo mate . 514 here too . need a hand? im only 6 inch you'll look cool .
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>>686876404
>FUK IU NEEGER
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>>686875758
Where in 254 are you??
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>>686876695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XKzeXxACB1
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I just called the trap. She wanted to suck my dick. I feel bad now.
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>>686875758
>254
>google: texas

so sad. i'm in MA, or i'd repeatedly rail your hole until the sun came up. i like to tie up my bitches ;)
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>>686869895
>Trap
>She

Fucking pick one, you don't get to have both, you goddamned flaming faggot.
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>>686876605
> hi is this gabriel ?
> uhmm.. no
> FUCK U NIGGA
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>>686869895
> her
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>>686876120
Op here. Is that the trap I'm trying to hook up with?
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>>686876806
this guy wants to get fucked, he is gay, he doesn't want to fuck you.
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>>686876942
which other trap will he call you beta faggot
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>>686875040
Stfu there is no proof anyone has ever gotten hiv from head. Fucking google it and go to the cdc website you fucking tween
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>>686876872
what's your area code? I'm 978
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FOR THE LOVE OF YEEZUS POST THE FUCKING VIDEO THE TRAP SENT YOU
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Don't use a condom. Say you want to have sex in the dark and then open op a ramen seasoning packet.

You get to hit it raw and she thinks you're wearing a condom.

Win/win situation mate.
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>>686877045
just give me a number im ready to go boss
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New game. Everybody cal the trap and ask for Gabriel. Post on vocaroo to 4chan
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>>686876979
we both fuck da trap . WAKE UP
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>>686876404
My fucking sides anon...
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>>686876605
Really? I can imagine imageboards being pretty entertaining in that case.
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>>686869895
"her" its a man you fucktwat
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>>686871351
thats a dude sucking dick, come on!! eat that traps ass!!! have some self respect
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>>686876903
kek, thank you
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>>686877149
+91 9920991322
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>>686876867
...wat?
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>>686870473
Why the fuck would you do that you stupid fuck
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>>686877088
413. y'know, the shitty part of the state.
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>>686877173
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>>686877361
fuck you im not calling some punjabi at international rate.
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>>686869895
>"her"
>no ass
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>>686869895
>Craigslist
>AIDS
Anyone hooking up on Craigslist is fucking retarded. Especially gay type hook ups since the rate of hiv is even higher
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>>686877620
You're such a fucking beta, man. Jesus Christ. What do you consider yourself? Straight? Bi?
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>>686877699
>Especially gay type hook ups since the rate of hiv is even higher
> [citation needed]
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>>686877620
god damn op you push it so much
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>>686877620
>so i know you're not a murder, lol :P
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>>686877620
Remember to use the condom. Have fun.
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>>686876877
>you goddamn flaming faggot
dad, get off 4chan
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>>686877905
Underrated post
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>>686877927
Oh shit, this might actually happen, guys.
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>>686877620
Why are you pretending to be a retard?
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>>686870310
USE A CONDOM PLEASE
>Craigslist
>trap
>90% of std
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>>686877620
Holy shit nigger, I'm a fucking beta virgin faggot that's 3 years deeper into the virgin whole than you are and even I'm not this fucking beta
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i bet u 10000000$ op is a french cucc
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>>686877620
>>so i know you're not a murder, lol :P
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>>686878188
>pretending
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That trap must be more desperate than a fucking landwhale looking for her next McDonald's meal. Fucking seriously, you're lucky you made it this far.
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>>686877088
I didn't even know people lived out there, western mass is boring as fuck
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>>686878215
he's still gonna get the succ
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>>686878134
No, You get off My fucking 4chan!

OR YOU'RE FUCKING GROUNDED FROM THE COMPUTA!
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>inb4 op is phone
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>>686878263
maybe he's a pedo and like younger boys
because op looks underage
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>>686878215
french is the leetest
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>>686874593
oh god. stop with the beta cringe.

trust the words the man tell you, if someone tell you its cool then it usually is cool.
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>>686877620
You have the videos quit well your ahead
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>>686878437
I'm actually 17, turning 18 at the end of July....
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god there was a green text about a dude who 69'd a tranny hooker cause 4chan said it wasn't gay and he ended up crying...where the fuck is it?
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>>686878670
MODS
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>>686870095
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>>686874593
>continues bringing up the fact that he's a virgin
you fucking wankstain, just shut up and go with it.
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>>686878670
Don't fucking say it. Don't you fucking dare say that to that walking ass-pussy.
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>>686878670
Enjoy your ban mate. Also, I'll call the trap and let her know that you're actually underage. So enjoy staying a virgin as well.
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>>686878670
Oh shit here we go.
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>>686878670
nice one faggot
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>>686878670
tell him/her/whatever to show you the medical studies that claims that he/she/whatever is std free


anyway carefoul, use condom because he/she/it could lie
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>>686878814
puh puh puh is it okay that im underagedddd
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>>686878670
Sure he'll tell you he's std free because no one lies on the internet and nobody is bitter and upset about dying from aids. Plus a man's word is proof right? No need for papers
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>>686878300
well ur right, im french and gf giv succ 2
nvm im french i dont hav gf im gay <<
>>686878458
kys
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>>686878218
nothing problematic with that, everyone is thinking it, might as well make a joke out of it
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>>686875758
yo any traps in 401?
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>>686875871
this guy
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>>686878670
H O L Y S H I T
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>>686878709
Dude, I'm about to post bJ video. Pls shush.
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>>686869895
it didn't count for that one anon you're talking about because he ended up getting fucked in the ass
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>>686878185
DO IT TO IT
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>>686876404
I FUCKING LOVE /B/
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>>686878670
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ITT: Everyone who saved op's cock is gonna get raided.
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>>686877620
Murderer? Damn way to flatter a bitch.
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op is a faggot for real this time. And is slowly fucking up his chance by acting like a total beta fag. Stop asking questions use a jimmy and fuck him and then let him manhandle you you faggot.
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>>686877620
lmao kid thinks the trap can beat his ass to death. Nigga you soft.
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just found this shit on my near me search. fucksake
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>>686878916
>problematic
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>>686877620
YOU FUCKING LEFT HER NUMBER IN THE PIC!
Holy shit, let's text her!!!
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>>686878818
most places thats not a problem though, only some hillbilly states in the USA and maybe a few other sexually repressed or fucked up countries around the world but in most cases 17 is gg
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>>686876404
well that was... retarded.
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>>686870310
>Ninja turtle pajamas
>Trying to get laid
Good luck m8
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>>686878969
stfu if you were gonna you wouldve already. enjoy your b&
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>>686879272
post urs faggit
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>>686879036
hOLY FUCK
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abort
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>>686870310
Look at that phone number
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>>686879156
i mean, the face is fucked up, but that body's actually pretty smashable...
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>>686878670
Guys she's not replying... I think she has std......
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I belive in you OP. You will be a real fag
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>>686878670
>so I know you're not a murder
>not a murder
>a murder

You can't even get nouns and verbs right, you better be careful what pronounce you refer to it by.
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OP put the motherfucking blowjob videos in a dropbox or some shit
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>>686878670
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Do it, you sound retarded so you deserve gettign fucked in the ass, ggwp
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Inb4 op gets v& for distributing cp
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>>686879658
> 2016
> not being a murder

I am pretty sure your father was an alcohol
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>>686879781
oh fuck
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>>686879635
or maybe she got fed up with your extreme betaness
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>>686879658
Go easy on me, man. It was a typo. I'm also all flustered up, you know?
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>>686875721
What he's saying is that you're becoming the exact thing you're hating on. No one cares what you're supposed call it, only Tumblrfags and you, apparently.
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>>686869895
>Her
>Trap
Chose one, faggot
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>>686876404
sounds like phone guy from fnaf
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>>686879985
/bread
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>>686879709
Bump!
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>>686879782
"an alcohol"
Shit never gets old.
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>>686879985
Never heard that before, thnx m8
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>>686879782
>>686879913

Shoulda' hit me for misspelling pronouns. TOO LATE FAGGOTS!
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Op here, should I ask if she can Fuck me in the ass or no?
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Op got already ban fags.
/thread
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>>686879164
how did we mISS THIS
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>>686880308
do it fgt
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Fuck her brains out for those of us that want fuck her brains out for those of us that want to anon
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>>686880357
Because /b/ is nothing but normie cancer now. Ops posted the number in every pic and noones mentioned it but that one guy. This place is shit.
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>>686877620
Text the number anyone??
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>>686880182
maybe it is about time you picked up on it then?

If you run around calling things the wrong name you will get corrected for as long as you insist on being wrong, this will follow you your entire life unless you stop being retarded
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>>686879658
>pronounce

"i now pronouns you man and wife."
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>>686880198
first of all, fuck u
on second place, english is not my native language, so as far as you understand what I've written, I'm okay with it
go to be grammar-nazi elsewhere
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>>686878670
>Underage
>Virgin
>Faggot

...yet you have a bigger dick than me, so i dont know what to say.
It sucks so much to be good looking yet have a small, dissapointing dick...
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Guys shes not replying I guess I'll post the bj vids for real...
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>>686879240
Are you fucking retarded? If your under 18 and fuck someone over 18 it's illegal dipshit, it's not a moral viewpoint, it's a fucking law! The trap can go to jail for having those pics on his phone ffs.
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>>686879240
Yup alabama its 16 you can be 40 and legaly fuck a 16 yo
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Take her chick dick like a man
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>>686880596
see
>>686880198
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Dont do it man. I lost my virginity to a tranny and I regret it. Shemales are a horrible porn addiction that goes away once you stop giving porn so much importance.
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>>686879782
My fucking sides
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>>686880747
I grew up in Alabama and can confirm this.
16 is the age of consent.
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>>686878670
Get proof of an std test! Traps are notorious for their stds. So please OP for the love of god go and get an std test, and make him get an std test as well. Call it mutual assurance.
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>>686874994

seems everyone forgot the non-normie
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>>686876059

Ask again if it's OK you're a virgin, it might have changed after asking about condoms. Sometimes people change mind after being asked about condoms. Make sure you ask just 1 more time to be sure, I have experience with not asking if it's OK to be virgin after asking about condoms, trust me you don't want that
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>>686880747
>>686879240

The legal consent age in the large majority of first world countries is 16. Notable countries that have between 14-16 are England, Germany, Russia, Iceland, Poland, Switzerland, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, France, Greece, Norway, Sweden, Scotland, China, Japan, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Greenland. All well known countries.

Basically the only ones that are 18 is the US, Central African Republic, Egypt, Ethiopia ,Liberia, Nigeria, Republic of the Congo, South Sudan, Tanzania, Uganda, India, Iraq, Iran, Lebanon, Pakistan, Turkey, Afghanistan, El Salvador, Haiti. Need I say more?

Places like Germany, Russia, Sweden, Iceland, Poland, Switzerland, Belgium, France, China, Japan, etc had 14-15 as the age.

The ages in this list are as they are stated. They do not have close in age or romeo and juliet clauses. When these countries say 16 for example is legal, it means they have the rights to consent to anyone of any age. Countries like America like to tell you a few of there states have 16 but it's not truly right because they always (In America) attach a close in age rule which states you have to be within 3 years or so of 16 for it to be considered legal, other countries do not have this. The first world countries that have lower age of consent laws have come to that conclusion by consulting medical professionals such as Doctors, psychiatrists, psychologists, sexologists, etc. Countries that have 18 - 21 come to that conclusion because of 'feelz' rather than any actual expert opinion.
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Virgin for lyfe
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It doesn't matter. OP still sent dick pics. That's CP right there.
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>>686880822
Not OP put can you give me any tips I usually end up fapping to crossdressers
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>>686880745
Google age of consent in the usa you fucking retard
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make her eat all the eggs
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>>686881074
Please tell me this is fucking real.
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>>686881074

you dun fucked up.
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>>686871351
She's ugly as sin. WTF OP? Where are your standards? The thing still has a fucking beard for god's sake.
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>>686881074
KEK
feel bad for you man
but hey at least you won't get aids
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>>686880745
lol, you are wrong, it may be illegal depending on where you are in the world, as explained by the post you replied to.

as for the pictures, that is actually a different story but most places the law is written in such a way that you won't get royally fucked over for a technicality like that
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>>686881074
kek
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>>686881074
>posting pics on /b/ without censoring the phone #
yeah you're a fucking moron
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>>686869895
Thanks for the number.
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>>686869895

you shouldnt be so happy that a mentally ill guy wants to have sex with you
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>>686881074
Man traps are gay, better virgin than faggot
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Toasting (dubs) in epic bread
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>>686881074
lol. wow......op is such a failure
i know you're a retarded virgin op, and maybe you'll grow up one day, but damn you suck at this
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>>686881074
Lmao
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>>686881074
You did good buddy
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>>686881074
tell it that you have a virus in your phone, someone must have been stealing from your conversations, that you don't know what the hell is happening
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>>686881044
That is the case is most states alabama is an exception there is no 3 or 4 year rule. Any one over the age of 16 can fuck a 16 year old.
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>>686881074
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>>686881172
Im on dxm and that trips me out lmao
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>>686879164

do it
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>>686881074
tell gabriel to calm down.
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>>686881518
this
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>>686880575
normally id expect a plethora of screenshots of texts sent to the mental tard.... makes me sad
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>>686881074
wow you stupid french canadian faggot good job
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>>686874593
Stop being a fucking pussy cringey retard. Tell her a god damn day and smash that ass night. Holy fuck you're a sad case. You're better equipped than most men and this fgt wants a rough ride.
Wrap up and fuck that ass
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>>686881074
Guys I feel bad. No one told me traps had feelings n shit.
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>2016
>falling for the trap is now a living meme
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>>686881074
>mfw i ruined this virgin's chance to get laid

Ayy lmao
You'll thank me later OP, you still have the chance to lose your virginity in a normal way
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>>686881074
ya fucking idiot
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WHAT DID I SAY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
FRENCH FAGS DONT HAVE SEX
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>686869895
>her
>she

it's a man you degenerate
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>>686881074
you done fucked up
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>>686881074
Posting number on /b doesnt end well
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>>686881074
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>>686881732

Now he really is going to come murder you. Trannies are prone to that shit. Look it up. Tons of tranny murders.
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>>686881732
OP is an elaborate troll
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>>686881074
Tell him ill fuck him instead, i live close to him, lol

...as long as he acts in a feminine way tho, im not a faggot after all.
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>>686881732
link the thread and let him see for himself what it is, your intentions were not bad, if you're lucky they might pick up on that
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thanks OP i just smoked a blunt and needed a good laugh when i got back to the computer. havnt seen a genuine inept pathetic faggot such as yourself in quite some time
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED YOUR CHAT HERE
I FEEL BETRAYED
FUCK U NOW I WON'T HOOK UP WITH YOU
WE'RE DONE

AND NO I DON'T FUCKING HAVE STD BUT I HOPE U GET ONE
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>>686881732

Ask if it's OK youre a virgin. That'll get its mind off of the messages
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OP honestly you have extremely low self esteem if your willing to fuck that thing I was once in your position, work on your self and fuck a qt js
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>>686882023
I called him earlier. By his voice he sounds really feminine.
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>>686882086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ
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>>686882086

rip
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Dumbass forgot to blur out the number
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>>686882069
see
>>686882086
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>>686882086
...no way this is real
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>>686882086
PLEASE BE IN

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>686881732
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>>686881732
>>686882069

this
the trap will really understand the idiot you're and how underage and omega (not even beta) you are and you might have a chance
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