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Poorly describe a vidya

>be toads
>engage in battles
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>>686868715
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
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>>686868926
close
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>>686868926
are you fucking retarded
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>>686869054
Turtles Of War?
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>>686868926
It's battle todds you stupid idiot!
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>>686869669
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>runs away from the circus
>goes to summer camp
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>>686868715
Fighting Frogs?
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>Silent protagonist
>Princess taken from castle
>Little girl with deep voice is bad
>Lol apocalypse
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>>686868715
World war frogs?
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>>686868715
Hostile amphibians 2?
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>>686870926
Super Mario B0ss?
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>lots of updates
>Really big one about a year ago
>Throw a yo-yo at moon king
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>>686871654
Terraria
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>be on boat
>boat breaks
>be on island
>kill island people
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>>686870926
The Final Ones Among Us
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>Spread cancer
>Kill humanity
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>>686872095
Farcry
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>>686872173
YLYL
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>>686871509
>>686872150
No.
Hint : Ps2 game, multiple endings but all pretty much end in death.
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>>686872375
kek
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. Frogger
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>>686869985
Kek
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>>686872474
Downy/10
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>>686869996
Psychonauts.
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>>686872173
Plague Inc
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>>686872339
Nope, this was a reboot
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>>686872573
ding ding ding!
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>>686868715
>earth natural satelite song
>everyone asks for sauce
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>Depression
>No more roads
>Pirates
>Chicago
>Zie Germanz
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>>686868715
>poorly describe
>perfectly describes game
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>>686872593
Ye
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>jewelry
>aliens
>some zombies too
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>>686872095
Tomb Raider
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>Where's Charles Lee
>>
>Be a worm
>find cool guns
>doge falling granny's
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>>686873007
Holy shit how tf did you even get that
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>>686868715


be at a gate, there's a key in a skull thingie
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>>686873025
Earthworm Jim
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>>686873025

Earthworm Jim

>be a worm

2 obvious
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>>686873025
earthworm jim
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>uppy downy camera
>ayy lmaos
>everyone you love dies
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>>686873156
>>686873170
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Collect prepubescent girls and shoot a bunch of nutters.
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>Die often
>praise the sun less often
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>>686872833
check'd and treck'd
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>Hammerboy
>better than Zelda
>Isometric
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>kill brown people for america
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>>686873313
drk soulz
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>old men buy people to fight for rocks
>aussie gives them guns
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>>686873301
Bioshock 2?
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>>686873365

>GTA played by Trump supporter
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>>686873365
duke nukm
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>>686873313
Souls
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>noone dies
>blue and orange
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>husband with a middle age crisis
>some trailer trash
>niggers
>felonies and shit
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>>686873464
Portal
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>>686873464
Portal
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>>686868715
Scribblenauts

>astronauts
>but scribble
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>IDDQD
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>>686873506
GTA V
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>>686873460
>>686873422

Totes
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>>686873454
Well I had 1 in mind, but 2 works I think.
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>be me
>Live in tree house
>live in Africa
>go to check my shit
>Shits not there
>rageintensifies.gif
>Go 'round town looking for my shit
>bro tags along
>some pirate stole my shit,
>talking is for faggots
>fuck his shit up
>get my shit back
>Alpha as fuck now
>the end
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>>686873506
GTA V

Too easy man
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>break out of prison
>your friend turns into a god
>kill another God
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>>686873598
>>686873675
You win, sir
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>jump on squares
>watch out for snakes
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>Be me
>Be delivery boy
>Deliver nuke
>wtf.jpg
>gain superpower
>had a sequel but wasnt as good as the first game.
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A hike through the subway.
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On giant ring, kill stuff
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>>686873813
Donkey Kong Country?
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>>686873841

Asura's Wrath
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>aliens
>space
>3rd person
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>>686868715
Killer croakers?
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>>686874024
snakes and ladders, lol
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>>686874074
Infamous, and let's be real man, Infamous 2 was a hundred times better. Second Son was forgetable.
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>>686874074

InFamous
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>>686874145
Mass effect.
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>mutant food
>some fuck walked all over my order
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>>686874130
Winrar
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>>686873813
DK Country
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>>686874169
wrong, fag
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>>686874275
Winrar
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>no one days
>no, really, litteraly nothing dies.
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>>686874118
Halo, too easy
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>save everyone
>die at the end
>unless you buy dlc
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>A major and 2 retards go around town beating the shit of trans.
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>>686874138
Nope
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>>686874286
oh really? it ain't even a videogame
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>>686874395
Mass Effect 3
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>>686874024
Q*bert
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>>686874221
nope

>aliens
>space
>3rd person
>no degenerate homosexuality
>terror
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>Wake up
>Bust out of jail
>Kill shit
>Do drugs
>Hell yeah
>fuck da police
>Buddy gets killed
>Kill people
>Discover Illuminati
>kill
>win
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>>686874395
Fallout 3
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>>686874395
ME 3?
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>>686872173
league of legends
>>
COME FIGHT WITH US FELLOW AUTISTS
>>686871419
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>>686874558
Correct
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>>686874476
See
>>686874509
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>>686874112
I'll add: with Nazis, commies, and monsters
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>>686874395
Fallout 3 or Mass Effect 3
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>>686874243
Can no one figure out my puzzle?
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>Ramirez
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Do math, eat the numbers.
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>>686874211
>>686874215
Winrar, Idk I didn't like it.It was a good game but I didn't like it all that much
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>>686873203
Real life?
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>>686868715
a game where you catch Pokemon and train Pokemon and battle other Pokemon or Pokemon gym leaders and beat the Pokemon champion so that you can become the Pokemon master
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You are science man,kill stuff,have tool,physics gun
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>>686874742
quite the brain buster anon...
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>>686874772
MW2
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>>686874772

Modern Warfare 2
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>>686874871
Digimon
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>>686868715
be space marine,
kill aliens.
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>>686874742
I have no idea
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>>686874876

Half Life
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>>686873434
Team Fortress 2?
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>>686873019
AC:3
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>tokyo
>rebellious people
>graffiti
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>>686874666
Satan trips confirms I was right.
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>>686874876
Half life
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>>686875017
dead space
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>>686875046
Dammit
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>>686874871
John Holmes' Cocaine Adventures
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>Tutorial
>I'm here to teach you how to kill people
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>>686875097
is actually the answer to
>>686874527
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>>686875097
no, that's a space engineer.
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>Something about a watch
>Girl dies I guess
>Cops are mean
>Killer mushrooms
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>>686875075

Jet Set Radio?
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>Rollerblades
>Grab cars
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>walk into the woods
>flashlight
>white face man touches your tralala.
>ded.png
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>>686874555
gta 3
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>>686874527
Dead Space nigga
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I'll ask this one again.

>mutant food
>some fuck walked all over my order

B**** ***e
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>>686874584
/thread
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>Devils and dragons and shit
>Primce runs away to go see the circus
>Fucking floating eyes
>spend 25+ hours finding a mage's hour glass
>Rush the game without questing and you blow up the planet
>Goblins can still fuck you up at max level
>Donating to the church turns you from Ruthless Outlaw to a Saint
>potions destroy your armor or kill your entire party
>EXCELLENT.audio

Bet no one will get this one since this game is older than most of you.
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>>686875360
Slenderman
>>
>Hey I don't think we fucked up the series enough last time
>Remember how we ended the last one with a stupid joke about gangstas in space?
>That's the game.
>If that isn't enough to go off of, just copy it from the matrix
>Make sure the dialogue is shit enough, too.
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>Collect presents
>Be tubular
>Sneak up on Santa
>Icarus wings
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>>686875349
skitchin
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>>686875479
Stop I don't want to think about that
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>be me
>trying to go on a vacation with qt
>get framed for some shit I didn't do
>don't fight it because i'm a nice guy
>get community service for it
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Expert Mode:

>ball
>be simian
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>>686875396
anon is correct
go anon go
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>>686874555
Saints row 2?
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>>686875435
ayy
>>
I run fast
my friend runs slow
finding our spaceship parts
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>>686875323
ye boy
>>686875349
Jet Set Radio?
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>>686875241
John Holmes' How I Caught Aids.
The sequel, dumbass.
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>>686875360
Slender man
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>>686875501
Kid Icarus
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>>686875535
Winrar
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>set self on fire
>save world
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>movie game
>shoot giant spiders with a tommygun
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>>686875745
HEAVY RAIN?
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>>686875806
Shit, so close
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>Old west
>Must kill your old friends to save family
>Kill old friends
>Get killed shortly after getting family back
>Now play as son
>Sequel coming soon
>>
>Be foot fungus
>Be name of dead guy from good bye earl.
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>rap music
>onion
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what game is this,
be mentally retarded,
also unoriginal and uncreative,
make videos,
get rich because other retards,
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>>686875939
King Kong
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>>686875416
Baulders gate?
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>Futuristic city
>Red
>Save sister
>>
>be blue
>jumps and shoots
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>>686876023
PewDiePie, the Game.
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>>686876034
Yes :)
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>>686876023
Every youtuber
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>>686875970
Red dead redemption
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>shitty co-workers
>Multiple endings
>a bomb
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wicker man or human torch/fanstastic 4
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>>686875749
\/ got it, Skitchin, old Genesis game
>>686875535
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>>686876114
Used to play the hell out of that shit, mostly the T-Rex parts.
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>>686874527
Dead space
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>>686876098
mega man
>>
>>686876023
PewDiePie: Legend of the Brofist
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>>686876176
Boom, yes.
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>>686876078
Mirrors edge
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>>686875811
Nope
>>
>>686876202
correct sir
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>>686876254
fuck me correct
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>>686876038
Nope, its a really really old game that's older than GTA SA
>>
>>686876151
bingo the life game of youtubers.
>>
>be me
>BAC FROM DA WAAR
>wake up in spooky not spooky hospital
>I'm fucking off now
>Find shit kid.
>WHERES MUH DOLL
>wtf kid are you 5?
>MUH DULL
>ALRIGHT FIND FUCK
>get doll
>shit kid runs away
>got damn it
>follow because plot
>Finds enemy Get spooked.jpg
>OJ ITS ASS
>Not spooky
>arrive at spooky not spooky town
>Go back home
>mom wtf this place looks like shit,what happened
>stupid bitch doesnt talk
>fuck it bye
>Go around spooky not spooky town looking for shit kid
>finds shit kid
>stop running you fuck
>runs away again
>chase the little shit the entire game
>STOP RUNNING YOU SHIT KID
>be at final boss
>WHERE IS SHIT KID
>wtf this makes not sense
>wtf is this plot twist
>literally the worse plot twist ever
>All endings are literal shit.
>Game is literal shit
>>
God damn, are you faggots retarded? It's so easy and still not even an attempt to get it right.

>mutant food
>some fuck stepped all over my order
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>>686876177
old republic?
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>>686875405
What is not no one knows
>>
>PUNCH EM IN THE FAAAAAACE
>FUCK THIS
>FUCK ALL OF YOU
>FUCKING HELL
>ROBOT MAN???
>OH FUCK YOU TOO
>SHOOT IT
>UNTIL
>IT DIES
>>
>>686876402
Gears of War Judgement Day
>>
Let's see
>futuristic hovercraft racing
>ps2 game
>ridiculously high speeds
>not popular
>>
>>686876559
nope
>>
>sent from past with friends
>future has city with tyrant
>pumps you full of dark energy
>join rebels
>kill monster leader
>>
>>686876428
Aqua teen
>here's your (You)
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>>686876193
blast from the past, i remember reading the egm issue with a review for it in the library in school.
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>>686873464
Rocket League
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>>686876428
No one has gotten a bunch of these (a few were mine), but you don't see anyone else whining like a little faggot.
>>
>>686868715
>2D dark souls
>>
>>686868715
Everyone's got it wrong, I know for a fact from the description of the game and the image provided that this is fabled footage from the greatly hyped yet cancelled game, Far Cry 6: Battletoads
>>
>bleeding
>time
>camera
>>
>Be a Skater
>Do crazy shit around the world
>Friend takes credit for all of the crazy shit you've done
>>
>>686875405
Boner pipe?
>>
>>686875649
Monkey ball
>>
>>686868715

>Books everywhere
>Where the fuck is everyone.
>>
>>686876876
Tony Hawk's Underground or American Wasteland
>>
>>686876628
Jak 2
>>
>>686876541
Bald punch anime man
>>
>>686876876
Skate series
Cameraman is an asshole.
>>
>>686876428
Burger Time
>>
>Train crash
>Choose your winner
>Villain is a sociopath
>Black guy dies
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>>686876736
no, it's
>>686873598
>>686873675
>>
>>686876970
First one

WINRAR
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>>686874433
Final Fight?
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>>686868715
Skirmish Salamanders?
>>
>>686876976
FUCK didnt expect that
>>
>>686872173
4chan
>>
>>686877028
Correct! There we go.
>>
>>686876993
Nope
>>
>Garbage since first game, but people still like it
>Chainsaw gun because totally for adults
>Characters built like double wide refrigerators
>>
>>686876430
nope.
>>
>>686876976
When I was a tot, that ending was diamonds
>>
>be a footsoldier in an ancient battle where you allegedly slay the evil wizard king
>followers bring said wizard back to life
>you come back to slay wizard for realises this time
>>
>>686876596

Streak?
>>
>>686877237
Gears of War
>>
Some faggot needs a poker chip
>>
>>686876596

Wipeout Fusion
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>GTA
>Mexico
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>>686876008
Can't figure mah shit out? Pretty much spelled out..
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>>686875242
Hotline Miami?
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>>686877332
Yup
>>
>>686877356

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
>>
>>686872499
Crossy road?
>>
>>686876008
Is it parappa the rappa?
>>
>>686876008
Puhrapah duh rapah
>>
>>686868715
> No the Door on your left
> Yellow line
>>
>>686877281
No I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one
>>
>hook up with goth
>wake up as vampire
>LA
>>
>>686877430
No, we just don't give a shit.
>>
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>>686877546
all day long
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>>686877546
For sure I know thats a winrar
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>>686877356
Fallout: Brotherhood of steel
>>
>>686877599
The Stanley Parable
>>
>shitty co-workers
>multiple endings
>a bomb
>>
>>686877356
Oblivion
>>
>>686873464
splatoon
>>
>>686877692
you being the entire virgin fedora collective?
>>
>>686877612
I remember it but can't remember name.
I know you had ridiculously low health too.
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>>686877427
just cause
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>>686875609
you clowns can't figure it out?
>clean up the whole island for these tree-headed fucks
>>
>>686877430
Parapa the serial rapah
>>
>>686877656
drkness2
>>
>>686877356
Elder scrolls online
>>
>>686877656
Vampire the masqurade
>>
>punching
>stereotypes
>chocolate
>>
>>686870926
FEAR?
>>
>>686878097
congrads nigger
>>
I give you a hint

>Machine guns in Guitar cases
>>
>>686878117

Punch out(Wii edition)
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>>686870926
Zel-duh
>>
>>686877848
Good Job
Heres a harder one

> Crash on a Spaceship
> Kill purple monkeys
> Find Weird shit
> Teleporter
>>
>makes you think you have talent
>pro tip you don't
>>
>>686878033
Mario Sunshine
>>
>be mohammed
>fuck goats
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>>686877546
>>686877585
>>686878044
yes
>>
>>686878272
Rocksmith?
>>
>>686878203
winrar
>>
>>686878281
winrar, had to spell it out for you cucks
>>
>>686878272
Dark souls
>>
>>686876596
Hint it's a remake of an Atari game
The hovercraft are called blades
>>
>>686878272
Every Guitar Hero/Rock Band game.
>>
> JASON
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>>686878412
nope
>>
>have to stop evil emperor from destroying world
>can't spell certain words properly
>main character squeals like a girl
>toasty
>>
>>686877278
A couple more hints
>the second time the wizard comes back it's well after the hero has died
>the hero is a bit of an idiot
>>
>>686878398
That or the fact that everyone stayed away from the game because we could tell it was shit.

>inb4 bait harder
>>
>>686878419
winrar
>>
>>686878460
Farcry 3
>>
>play as knock-off Bruce Lee
>cheapest final boss ever
>on ps2
>>
Here's one


>Cool new sword
Or
>Sister
>>
No one will ever get this one
>get new job
>new job sucks
>work gets harder every day
>my family is dead
>multiple endings
>>
>>686872173
Feminism
>>
>numbers and a guy named Mason
>>
>>686878725
Silent Hill?
>>
>kill the....things
>Reds
>Nazis
>trains
>>
>>686878725
Fucking Black Ops
>>
>>686878725
Black Ops 9
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>>686878665

Original Fable or Fable The Lost Chapters
>>
>>686878725
Call of Battlefield- Black Warfare: Reached
>>
>>686878725
Black Ops
>>
>>686878817
Wolfenstein
>>
>>686872173
Prototype
>>
>>686878725
motherfucking mason payne!
>>
>>686878725
Blops 1, best Blops
>>
>>686878725
Black Ops
>>
>>686878351
press both at the same time?
>>
>>686878905
Winrar winrar
>>
>amazing puzzle game
>become the master of the 3rd dimension
>will probably never have a sequel

Your bonus clue is the following anagram:
If Shh Lip
>>
>Be a Wizard
>Fight Evil Wizard
>Nick Jonas
>>
>>686874726
Metro 2033 bruh
>>
>>686878509
Medieval
>>
>>686878500
mortal cumboots?
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