That was overwhelming... I'm sorry if I missed you, Anonymous.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>Please play nice, even with people you don't like. Pretty please?
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) get tarot readings from me.
>No fortune cookies because Chief can't look tonight.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Be patient, remind me if I miss your GET, and know that I love you all very much.
I hope you aren't too stressed.
Maybe we can start off some nice, friendly discussion with a question?
...
What is something you've always wanted to do?
Will chief look?
I c-could use a fortune, on behalf of another.
Nova
Alright ill bite
>>686861465
I'll follow through to this thread until I have to go
>>686861465
Can you show us your bloomers? I heard it helps dispel bad luck.
>>686861930
Bring an umbrella.
>>686862096
>I hope you aren't too stressed.
I'm worried about Reimu too. She needs a cute fortune telling assistant.
>>686862301
I know of a girl that could do it.
>>686861465
I would like a fortune reading on how my family especially my mothers mental health will be in the future.
Ps. Good or bad fortune will do
>>686861465
Check Em!!
>>686861465
Is OP actually the person in pic?
Plz read me. Here is my ex's tits for payment. Had to send her to jail super psycho
>>686862143
I'm torn.
I'm bored, but don't want to get over-committed to anything.
I'm tired, but not able to go to bed yet.
I'm overloaded, but have no willpower to work.
I also might waste my time assisting with tarot here, but I have my reasons to avoid such.
>>686861777
Checking those trips
>>686862522
yes 100%
>>686862163
You mean granny panties?
>>686862472
Nice singles, scrub
>>686861465
Reimu I love you
>>686862403
how horrifying. you are scaring me, Alice.
>>686862597
Hey you, I'll have a get one of these days
>>686861465
Judge here again. Maybe my luck will be better in tarot. Rolling for that!
>>686862554
What would you like to know? I may be able to do this safely. I'll just have to be cautious.
>>686862677
Yeah, one of these days, it just might happen
>>686862658
Oh y-you haven't seen anything yet...
Rollin
>>686861777
Uh, little-known fact, but the number '777' is, in truth, the same digit appearing 3 times.
Some may call that trips.
Me, I call it beauty.
>>686862597
Well the sort she is wearing are properly called bloomers.
>>686861465
>fortune-telling
Implying that fortune-telling isn't total crap
>>686862905
The Big question is....Can I improve it
>>686862943
Even dubsless, I've offered you my services if you'd ask your question.
>>686862776
How long will I need to wait for everything for things to get back on track with my life.
>>686862908
Can we pretend you are still cute and not scary?
Can anybody give me some input or advice on my interpretation, from last thread >>686861207
Please and thanks, I appreciate everything.
>>686862953
Motherfucking bicycle shorts
>>686863076
No, you can't
Don't push your luck
>>686863273
I'm a v-very complex woman <4
Can't I be both at once?
>>686863273
Scary is the best kind of cute
>>686862707
One more shot
>>686863423
>complex woman
Isn't that all women though?
>>686861734
It's fine now. It just spiraled out of control right at the start and I never caught up until the end.
Uhh... things I'd like to do...
Travel the world... start a charity... have a big house and a tract of land where I live with people like a commune except without the "no technology" crap most of those have. Technology is cool.
>>686861777
I don't think so.
But you got lucky trips, so who knows.
>>686861930
Sure, sure! You asked for one before and I didn't give it, so here.
>Four of Swords
Lord of Rest from Strife
It seems the immediate future has some relief for this person, followed by...
>The Blasted Tower
Lord of the Hosts of the Mighty
Picture the forbidden tower being struck down by Heaven. It's a violent and chaotic chain of events that are ultimately for a greater good, but might prove difficult to bear while they're happening.
And then...
>The Devil
Lord of the Gates of Matter
Lucifer represents a love of material things getting out of hand. It's a warning not to get greedy and lose sight of one's soul or conscience during the bad times. It's easy to become cynical, but this should be avoided to reap the benefits that would otherwise come from the struggle.
>>686862301
I could always use more junior shrine maidens. I only have the two.
>>686863363
Says you!!!!
See watch this
>>686863535
W-well. A woman I know, named Louise, is very simple <4
>>686863587
I w-was afraid of that.
Rolling I guess
Forty.. in the time it took me to reply to the first few... whew, lads.
>>686863273
Why not both?
>>686863348
Like I said, I think fortune-telling can help people through their own interpretation of what they get.
If you feel like you're hung up on, or can't stop thinking about this person, that doesn't mean to start assuming the worst. Dwelling on the past being better than the present isn't helpful, either. Maybe you get expend your energy into trying to make your present and future the way that you want it?
If you think it's best to talk to her, you probably should.
>>686863855
Slacking off is no good
>>686863855
>that tooth
Awww...
>>686864054
>that color scheme
Hmmm...
Pic describes current situation/feeling, any advice?
>>686863595
I'll be there to watch you fall
Maybe even make you fall
I'm good at flipping things
>>686863855
I'd be interested in learning Tarot but I don't have a deck
Now I DO have all the materials to preform various demon rituals, but I don't think that would help much in a thread
>>686863212
Full celtric cross, coming up:
>You: The Empress
The empress represents all thing stereotypical feminine. Nurturing, creation, sympathy,... You're currently very attuned to your emotions and the emotions of those around you - and love is your top priority.
>Opposing force: Two of cups
The two of cups represents pure love. It's a relationship between two individuals who share mental, emotional, and sexual attraction. Proposals, marriage, and engagements. As an opposing force this suggests that you feel hindered or even restricted by a relationship. Someone you love is in a position which leave you powerless, or you are in a relationship which is preventing you from doing what you wish.
>The past: Three of wands
The three of wands represents the start of a journey. You have prepared for everything and now you are about to begin a long quest. You probably laid out the plan for your life well in advance: get a girlfriend, get a job, get a mortgage, picket fence, etc... and you initiated that journey. But it's a long path and it's easy to feel like no progress is made when you look back at the road behind you and compare it to the road ahead
Seven cards still to go. Coming up in the next post: the future, the ideal solution, and the heart of the matter
>>686864330
>I'm good at flipping things
Make us some burgers, please?
>>686864372
Sending you love energy so you hopefully don't get too exhausted :3
Inquiring minds want to know.
>>686864372
Well, I'm doing a shitty job of being careful. I'll try to keep it more brief.
>The future: The emperor
The emperor represents all things masculine. Power, authority, discipline,... you likely see yourself entering this role in the future. Maybe you're an expectant father, or maybe you've gotten married and you feel you need to rope in your new wife's crazy spending habits?
>Ideal solution: King of pentacles (inverted)
The King of Pentacles has all worldy success. He is a man who owns everything he wishes to own. He's the master of his domain. Inverted it shows excessive interest in material goods. Whatever life of excess you see yourself trying to curb in the coming future, you will be powerless to prevent it. You can only accept it, or break away.
>The heart of the matter: The world
The world is the opposite of the hanged man. While the hanged man is entirely internal, trapped in a state of suspension and waiting for his troubles to be over - the world is wholly external. She focuses on everything going on around, and has unlimited options open to her. Your problem is not that you're waiting for things to be over -- it's that you're waiting until you have the courage to take a step forward. You are totally free, but you are afraid of the consequences of your actions.
>>686864768
Exhaustion isn't my concern. I'm attempting to avoid regression.
>>686864301
>>686864498
Ye sure
>>686862163
Do you really think it'll help?
>>686862418
>Two of Cups
Lord of Love
This represents a reconciliation of some kind. Perhaps that your relationship with her will get better, which could go either way... but...
>Two of Wands
Lord of Dominion
Ah, it looks like she'll get better. She'll need your help and sympathy, but in the end it'll help a whole lot toward helping her manage her condition.
>>686862564
Thank you for any assistance! Maybe you could read some of the ones who don't GET so I don't have to feel bad for them as much.
>>686862598
Love you too, Anonymous!
>>686863066
Thanks, glad to see fedoras are still in style.
>>686864054
It's not slacking! I'm working harder these days than I ever did in my whole life!
>>686865220
I want to give you a tight hug, Reimu! Just so that you remember people appreciate you.
>>686865192
Those don't look like burgers
>>686864346
Well, this shrine is already haunted and cursed, so it couldn't hurt much either.
Maybe you could get the demon to come talk to us and-
Nah, that'd be too much like /x/
>>686865073
Take my energy and use it for what you will then.
>>686864301
I usually contemplate the abyss at that point to get my mind off things.
>>686865449
No, it's fried chicken.
You gon complain or fucking eat some?
>>686865192
Ey thanks boss
>>686865449
Maybe they're mini-burgers. Either way, it's Chompviile, because Flavortown was taken.
>>686865611
Last time I did that, things didn't end well
>>686865727
That tongue, though.
>>686865487
I could have one who could grant wishes in exchange for a soul, I'm sure he wouldn't mind
I could maybe do simplified ones with a standard playing card deck? Or just save up a bit.
>>686865857
Rayet a cute
Did we... actually slow down a bit?
>*breathes a heavy sigh of relief*
. . .
>>686865073
>Home influences: Temperance (inverted)
The home represents not just your house, but everything close to the heart. How your loved ones influence you in your way. Temperance represents balance -- putting the proper amount of focus on material wealth versus emotional, spiritual, etc. Inverted it shows your loved ones are pushing you out of balance. They are urging you to favor love over wealth, or wealth over love. You must accept that they are trying to do what's best for you, but know that even the best intentions can lead to ruin. Only you know what's best for you.
>External influences: Hanged man (inverted)
The hanged man represents stasis -- waiting for an answer. Although you yourself are free, your environment tells you otherwise. It tells you that you are trapped and must wait. Society at large looks at your position and says there are no options for you, but they are misleading you.
>Hopes and fears: Three of swords
I fucking hate three of swords. The three of swords represents logic overwhelming the heart. There is nothing but gray, blackness, and despair. The good news is: this is your fear. This isn't reality. You feel like you're lost in an endless ebb of misery, lost at sea, overcome and with no options. THIS ISN'T TRUE
Fuck me. I'm doing it again.
One last card: the final outcome. Coming up in the next post.
>>686865857
Don't try to rely on sanity points too much.
>>686866199
No excuse to be a lazy bum maiden now.
>>686866022
A tarot deck isn't expensive. I dunno how you'd do it with normal cards but I guess you could improvise if you want. I won't turn down any offer of help no matter what it is.
>>686865429
Thank you so much!
>*hugs*
It really does make my night to hear things like that. I love all of you and I look forward to coming here sometimes even on my days off because of how great you all are to me.
>>686861465
Should I buy some shrooms, lsd, or what?
>>686866486
You are doing so great. It's spot on so far. <3
>>686866808
D-don't buy illegal drugs, Anonymous!
>>686864049
I do try to talk to her, but she hasn't been replying like usual. She's been different the past week. And I never live in the past I'm always about the now, I just don't understand this... I try to make the now better, and the future, but she doesn't seem to want anything like I do now, it's just really weird and I can't explain it in a reply so that you understand the way I do. I might not be making sense right now it's kind of hard to think. Anyway thanks for replying this much.
>>686866798
No problem..you deserve the hug.
I'm sorry if I gave you a hard time earlier..I was only trying to joke but I guess it came off more serious than I wanted it to. You can probably tell I am not very good with talking.
>>686865220
>in the end
Nothing ever ends, Reimu.
>>686866486
Quick recap:
You're in love. You initiated a long-term plan (relationship? marriage? proposal?) and you intend to see it through. But you're unhappy right now because you're out of balance. There are parts of your life that are out of your control and quickly getting worse but you feel incapable of intervening to fix it because you feel it would have a negative impact on your relationship. Society says there are no options for you. You feel helpless - like you have to just wait until things are better. But you're not helpless. The ideal solution will be to accept that you have no control and that there will be too much focus on material wealth, but find happiness despite this flaw. While that's the ideal solution, the world is open to you. You aren't trapped. You can go wherever you please and take whatever path will lead to your ultimate happiness.
>The final outcome: Five of... oh dear
Do I have to?
Five of pentacles
Destitution. Poverty. Everything is lost. There's more to the card, though. The five of pentacles clearly states that the source of your poverty will be your own emotions. Greed will lead to loss and excess will become desperation.
There's a positive spin to this. Fate is like an ocean. Tarot only shows you the tide. If you let yourself drift, you will wash towards your final shore -- however everyone has the power to swim. It sounds to me like you're clinging to some driftwood that's bound for a waterfall and you may need to let go.
>>686866808
Shrooms are nice, I never got to try lsd, though.
>>686866199
I think we need more lewd
>>686861465
Holy fuck your socks are amaaazing!
>>686867237
I don't think I can do another of these. I tried to be cautious but between that reading hitting me in the feels and my general past inclination for tarot, I'm at a high risk for regressing right now and don't wish to continue on this path.
Personal reasons, but I'm just going to lurk now.
>>686867151
Some people want very different things out of life, and it's really hard to be compatible with someone who has vastly different goals. It can work, but it's hard because each day you're striving for something they aren't.
Could be that she just doesn't have that motivation or spark of interest, hasn't found her passion yet. But you can't really help a person get that from the boyfriend/girlfriend seat either. It's a thing they have to acquire all on their own, or with the help of people who are in better positions to be objective with them.
Hope things work out for you, however that has to happen, Anonymous.
>>686867237
Sounds about right. I'm homeless already but this shows me I need to change my current path. -superhugs-
>>686867151
It should be remembered that everyone has their off periods.
It may not be your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
And, you're right. I do understand things very differently than you do, Anon.
I hope the best for you.
>>686867547
What would be 'amazing' would be if I were to teleport all the socks on Earth to the center of the Sun.
Epic prank, right?
>>686867612
Don't drive yourself mad for me. I thank you for trying, but I want you to be healthy and happy too!
>>686867547
Back again, huh? I almost wish I was Nagumo so I could take more pictures for you. Almost.
>>686867660
THEN WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON /B/?
>>686867763
Would be an awesome prank. Even if I wore socks I'd still think that was great.
>>686867831
Yea, it's become sort of a game for me. I'm totally serious about your socks though. I am in love with them.
>>686867831
Madness is an interesting choice of words. I won't bother reading into it, though.
As far as happiness? I'm afraid I'm stuck on a hedonic treadmill there. Regression would probably make me happier than anything. Then it would make me more miserable than I could imagine. Although if I were going to allow that behavior then /b/ is the last place I would do so. It's an unforgiving and horrible place.
Long-term community relationships and I just don't mix well. I don't keep friends for more than 6 months, tops.
>>686867831
Just thought of a pun. I'm going to save it for the next time Reisen shows up, because it's literally the funniest thing in the universe.
>>686868008
>implying I can't just teleport socks around your feet
>>686867763
Yeah, well you know what, you watched me do it. You could have turned the gun into steam, the bullets into mercury, the bottle into goddamn snowflakes, but you didn't, did you? You really don't give a damn about human beings. You're drifting out of touch, Doc. God help us all.
hi anon, a few months ago you told me I was in for a bad year, and you were right, it's been shitty.
is there any witch craft shit I can do to get out of it, or am I really just fucked till next year?
Hey Sao, still willing to donate those thousand bitcoins? Free readings for life if you do.
>>686867612
Thank you so much. I'm sorry it was so emotional. I hope you can clear your mind soon. I had the same problem. it got the the point I pretty much threw my spirit away so I couldn't use my power. Now I'm struggling to get my spirit back. And with my emotional state it's just going to take longer. I'd love to hear what it is that you are afraid of regressing into. Because I feel it's important to know
>>686867547
Hello again
>>686868451
OMG hi!
>>686868305
>>686868451
Fuck socks
>>686868449
No one really knows me here, so I guess I might as well throw it out there. Worst case scenario, someone decides to start hell over it and I just leave and don't come back. I'm not invested enough yet to care.
I'm Hazuki
>>686868406
*phases my leg through a table for no reason and puts my hand on my chin*
I'm sorry, Blake. I just didn't care enough at the time...
>>686868902
I remember a Hazuki from years ago.
>>686868830
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>686868902
hahaha that's the asshole who tried to prove alice wrong and was a total idiot to trust eva! you can gtfo now or post those tits you fucking stole from a girl again
>>686869113
That's it, I'm doing it.
I'm stealing all the socks!
>>686868902
Fortune strikes. It's time for bed now.
Good luck everyone.
>>686869113
>>686868830
>>686869113
Fuck that guy
>>686869316
YEAH! YEAH! SOCK REBELLION!
>>686869069
nah its cool bruh i needed the gook bitch dead anyway. now come hit this blunt.
>>686868902
Well you are wonderful Hazuki I will give you love anytime. And if someone doesn't like you they can warm up a watermelon and Fuck it hot. <3
>>686869279
Might as well clear this up before I go:
>Tried to prove Alice wrong
Never once tried to "prove her wrong", although I didn't trust her
>Trusted Eva
Not sure why no one liked Eva. I thought she was nice
>Stole tits
I stole nothing, those were posted by her, of her own accord, from my computer, while I was away. She was hoping to (and succeeded) destroy my identity so that I would stop getting on 4chan
Anyway, good night everyone.
>>686869631
More than a few people don't like me. I make enemies everywhere I go, no matter what name I assume. The only way I keep friends is to keep my distance from them.
>>686869739
ahahah you are 100% rewriting history like an asshole yeah okay the person who faked suicide was a totally nice person
>>686868301
I didn't mean anything bad by it. Sorry if it sounded that way.
I kinda get where you're coming from though, I think. Healthy AND happy are both key, so you do what's right for you.
>>686868305
Oh boy, I can't wait. In fact, I'm gonna call the moon right now and see if she'll come.
>>686868408
Okay, here's one I learned a long time ago. I never tried it myself, so don't blame me if it goes badly.
>go outside and collect all the insects you can, of as many kinds as you can find
>put them in a box with air holes but no exit
>bury the box underground, or hide it away in a pitch black place, but make sure the bugs still have air
>check back every so often until there's only one left
>this insect has consumed all the others and become a demon, capable of helping you
>be careful though, like any spirit he has to be bargained with if you wanna reap the benefits he can bestow
>keep him well fed, offer him tributes, and don't ever piss him off or let him escape
>>686869537
Shit, what did you put in there?
Tachyon-Excited DMT? Makes my damn head heart.
Why was your pin in the Batcave, anyway? I know it shot out from the Speed Force, but what the hell was it doing in New 52?
Let free the toes of feet! Discard your foot fabrics! Bring forth the age of bare feet!
>>686869739
Don't sell yourself short. I feel your essense. You push them away for their safety. So many people love you but you prefer not to acknowledge it to make it easier on you. <3
>>686870263
>*wiggles her toes*
Way ahead of you.
>>686870263
In the name of stockings and garters, I cannot allow such a thing to pass! My mistress would be disappointed to not see my stocking clad legs every morning!
In the name of the scarlet moon, I will stop you, fiend!
Ah, there have been some sad people in this thread, huh? Well, I'm here, everyone!
>>686870527
Thighhighs and stockings are cool though
>>686870073
making alan moore roll in his grave. and he's not even dead yet.
seriously though... when i read this steaming heap of shit, and their explanation that cap wasn't dead because crossbones used "tachyon bullets", i gave up. fuck marvel, dc, disney and WB. they get none of my monet in the future. bootleggin' errything.
Well, what I thought was time for bed has been extended. Because I can't sleep until my wife is finished with the loud videogaming and "this is the last game of Overwatch" just turned into "just one more"
>>686870038
I still don't know what's right for me
>>686869938
How is "I thought she was nice" any form of rewriting history? If I said "I thought" followed by literally anything there's no history behind that - purely personal opinion
As far as faking suicide, I wasn't present for that
>>686870625
Socks are just stockings with less heart! All woman must be free to choose the level of foot wear they find appropriate!
>>686870601
Oh look it's the slutbunny again, I think.
>>686870728
get the fuck out you god damn asshole stop rewriting history to suite your narrative
>>686870527
>My mistress would be disappointed to not see my stocking clad legs every morning
>implying she won't be too busy drooling over other girls with cute feet to even notice
>>686870682
I still like DC the most. I consume the media of all four you mentioned.
I'm only now getting into comics, though.
>>686870601
Maybe they are sad because life is meaningless.
Like, there's no...
Reimu Reisen...
to anything...
>>686870728
seriously tits or gtfo alice did it now you
Alright, I'm back
What did I miss?
-Sweet Roll
>>686870812
You dare oppose the sock rebellion?
>>686870728
Yeah only Keine can rewrite history
>>686871093
>Reimu Reisen
Get the fuck out. Just find a door and leave.
>>686871093
There is no elegance in a bare foot! Only a stocking or nylon clad foot is sufficient for such a charismatic mistress!
>>686871197
I dare!
>>686870601
I want a hug.
>>686871093
See, my boney-ass man feet are just too much, so...
>>686870625
Yes, stockings and thighhighs will remain in existence.
...
Uh, which do you think would look better on me?
>>686871240
It was hilarious and you know it.
>>686871289
>elegance
What is this meme?
>>686870921
It would literally be the definition of wasting time to try and convince you otherwise, so I won't bother. Although I will leave. Because as I said before, I'm not yet invested in this community and I'd really rather not waste my time in a place where I have to listen to morons like you howling on about perceived slights and pasts that never happened.
>>686871112
You're out of luck. Unless you saved them, I didn't.
>>686861465
Well, guess I'm gone from these threads. I was never really a part of them, anyway. Have a good life, and good luck with your tarot.
>>686871358
Do you not know who I am?! I am the elegant and graceful maid of the fearsome scarlet devil, Remilia Scarlet! To be elegant is ingrained in every fabric of my being...and of my clothing!
>>686871093
Ahahaha~
You're a real Rei of sunshine yourself, Manhattan.
>>686870601
Yay! Moon Rabbit is here!
>>686870921
suite your narrative.
Really
I think you need a bit more meth
>>686871477
yeah see i was actually there you fuck i know what happened and you wont convince me you were in any way anything but a fucking asshole to someone who tried to help the whole board
I want a get
>>686870880
There's only one of me, silly.
>>686871093
But there are both of those things, silly.
>>686871316
*hugs you all close*
There, there anon.. Reisen is here now.
>>686871617
i do but that doesnt change the reality of what happened back in the day
>>686871358
It was a little.
>>686871787
Yeah, nobody else could have such shit taste.
>>686871358
You should probably just wear a full-body suit of some sort, to be honest. Nude thighhighs would be too unbalanced.
>>686871289
Bring it, granny. I'll destroy every pair of socks you own!
>>686871601
>elegant and graceful
>fieresome scarlet devil
>>686871787
Thanks Reisen. I want to cuddle with you forever!
>>686871477
Mm... you too. I'm sorry it couldn't work out a different way, but you have a good life wherever you end up too.
>>686872232
>>686871685
>>686871795
People can and do change. That you are stuck in the past is proof that you are have not since then. I'd make sure to check yourself real fast.
>>686871965
Hey now, we have had and still have people in chat that like shit taste online
>>686872275
>>686872275
l-lewd!
>>686861465
What's good, Reimu-chan?
>>686872159
Behold! The power of the de·ni·er on my der·ri·ère! Such a beatific and elegant display could never be done without a garter, you must agree!
>>686861465
rollando
>>686872290
And I judge them too.
>>686872285
the past does not change. until you make up for your past transgressions ill be here to remind everything of your sins. you dont get to just walk away from the pain youve caused
>>686872317
>>686872575
Oh my......
>>686872232
>>686872275
>>686872317
Looks pretty elegant to me
Moreso than that grouchy vampire wearing granny panties
>>686872453
Yeah lady nobody's after those things. Socks, though, they gotta go. Just like, regular socks. They suck.
Also fkin saved
>>686872453
0///0
Lewd.
-Sweet Roll
>>686872725
Socks are just thigh highs and garters that haven't grown up yet!
And such blatantly sexual acts are in no way elegant; they are crude, by definition. A true lady shows by hiding.
But I suppose I shouldn't ask for ladylike behavior from such an uncouth youkai as an Amanojaku, huh?
>>686872411
>check'd
Everything's good! I just got back from a really exhausting, dangerous, super-fun trip. It's why I wasn't around Friday.
Tonight's been strange and a little overwhelming at first, but it's turned out to be okay in the end. How have you been?
>>686871608
boiiii
>>686871787
It was a meme, double-silly.
>>686871965
>a little
I'll take it.
>>686872348
Exactly.
>>686872725
>Looks pretty elegant to me
I mean, maybe, but it certainly is also lewd.
>>686873106
What was the trip like and why was it dangerous? KININARIMASU
>>686872568
You sir cannot see because you don't forgive others. You use words like sins like you know what it means. I'd guess you are a narcissist that is already aware of this but refuses the reality so you can continue judging others. But whatever the amount of Fucks I give is somewhere in the negatives.
>>686873106
Not too bad. Found some new smoking buddies at work, so now I'm a little less bored during the week. Otherwise it was an alright week.
So how was your trip dangerous?
>>686873377
yeah like i said you didn't make up for your sins so you rewrite history. forgiveness is for those who fucking make up or apologize for their shitty behavior. you never did. but by all means, continue to armchair psychologist me freud
>>686873079
This human talking shit to me? How old are you, when you count all the time you spent stopping time? You must be the oldest human in history. Fucking Fossil in a Maid Costume.
If thighhighs are grown-up socks, these are my clothes that haven't grown up yet.
>>686873254
It involved wild animals and a factory from the 1800s that was overgrown and flooded in some parts. I explored it at night with two kids who had no business being there, but I wasn't about to tell them what to do because I was a kid once and it was too cool of an adventure to pass up.
Other than that it was a camping trip. Full of sunburns, drinking, drunk kayaking, and swimming.
Will it happen?
>>686873527
Eyyy Mamitits!
>>686873118
Elegant lewdness best lewdness
>>686873571
Hah! I'm no older than Reimu or Marisa; shows how little you know. It doesn't take time to do groceries when you've got elegance on your side.
And just like your obsession with destroying socks, your birthday suit shows the stains of your inelegant, childlike nature. Why, you look younger than my mistress, and she hasn't aged in 500 years!
>>686873571
So you're response is to take off all your clothes? Seija-chan, ladies and gentleman.
>>686873884
Ayyyy
>>686871787
I want to press my bulge betwen your butt cheeks
>>686873966
*ahem*
WOW ARE THOSE REAL!?!
>>686873772
Sounds like you had a lot of fun. I don't think there's anything remotely close to what you described where I live.
>wild animals
The scary kind?!
>>686873555
Lost cause is lost. Like I said I don't care about you. You will not ever impact the world. Your opinion of anyone will never mean anything to those who hear it. No psychological b.s. just how it is for people who think like you
>>686870601
Oh Hai
Sorry guys, I went and ate a bowl of cereal
>>686874326
>you will not ever impact the world
hahahahah what a fucking armchair psychologist what a fucking retard
you don't know me you idiot but I know you and I know you still havent made up for the shit you did you want me to stop? go do it. go apologize you fuck.
>>686873106
>>686873772
Sock Rebellion appreciates your cooperation
Viva la 下克上!
>>686873966
That's only because your physical age doesn't count all the time you spend while time is stopped. Is all that elegance affecting your reading comprehension?
>>686874004
I had clothes on, they were just newborn clothes.
>>686874231
Of...of course, you ill tempered youkai! Unlike a granny like you, I don't need to use shape shifting to maintain a youthful, bouncy, elegant form!
>>686874306
After we left the factory, one of the girls chased an opossum around and grabbed it by the tail. And then agitated it with a stick trying to make it play dead. It never did, just got really angry at her. She seems to have more experience with animals than me so I just watched in horror.
Then later on, she thought she saw coyotes and was gonna approach to find out if that's what it was. At THAT point I started warning her to stop but she wouldn't listen. And it turned out to be trucks.
Don't ask me how she mistook the two, but I couldn't see what she was talking about so I thought we were about to die.
>>686874793
That isn't how time stopping works, you foul mouthed youkai! You are as dumb as your stockingless child-like legs look, and you smell of elderberries!
>>686874859
Did she agitate the trucks with sticks?
Wait a second... TAKE THOSE SOCKS OFF!
>>686874793
Right.......
>>686874804
Yeah you just use time control. But hey, smaller tits don't sag as much, so you got that going for ya.
>>686871965
Must... resist... firing back...
>>686872238
Ah..?
*buries your face in her breasts*
I didn't know it as such a great thing. But you're safe with me.
>>686873118
Ah! I'm a double-silly!?
>>686874093
O-oh my.
>>686874859
Are the opposums in your country the scary American ones or the cute Australian opposums?
It sounds like you want on an adventure like in an RPG. Going through factories, exploring, camping..
>>686874580
Who do you think you are talking to? Now you done smoked too much meth.
>>686875140
H-how dare you! They are far more real than your saggy granny tits that you use youkai illusions to hide!
>>686875082
I thought you were the one who was for socks!
>>686875052
I fart in your general direction, and you're just trying to avoid the fact that you're technically hundreds, if not thousands of years old.
Also you ain't got nothing on Mamizou's elegance. Look at her danmaku it's all fucking animals and shit. Like whoa.
>>686875421
an asshole who did stupid shit to hurt the one person who actually helped /b/
>>686875536
Animals are not elegant. Blades are. Would you like to find out why?
>>686875526
Sock Rebellion is about getting rid of socks! All those ankle-high things are getting teleported to the middle of the sun, courtesy of overgrown smurf man.
>>686875691
Yumeko's blades are far more elegant than your knives. But I guess a prissy little thing like you couldn't wield actual swords, eh?
Also nice pads.
>>686875052
You may think you are so high and elegant with your...uh...elegance...
But will you be more elegant than me?
-Sweet Roll
>>686875581
Nope. Wrong person. That chick was cool though and obviously /b/ is still here. So I'd investigate further if you think otherwise.
>>686875448
You work for a youkai and with youkai. You realize this is like being a white guy with only black friends calling another group of black people niggers, right?
>>686876018
A sword is just a long knive! Like a stocking compared to a sock! Your whole argument against socks falls apart!
>>686876158
Vampires are as much youkai as humans are; they are far above your kind, shape shifter.
>>686876081
yeah okay hazuki
>>686875319
>>686875319
Scary American ones...
And yeah, it felt kinda like that. I gotta say, that factory was the coolest thing I've ever found while exploring. It was huge. A labyrinth inside. And it had a conveyor belt that led out over a river and went like 300 feet up in the air.
We followed sorta rotten wooden walkways all the way out to the end of it. That was the dangerous part there, but it was sooo worth it. I wish I would've took pictures, but nobody except me and the two kids saw it out of our whole group. So it's like a secret adventure that only the three of us will ever know.
I also didn't tell their parents all the details, for obvious reasons. I was the only...
>*puts up air quotes*
"Responsible adult" there.
>>686876401
Holy shit maid logic
You're more elegant when you're licking the feet of your mistress.
>>686876701
Of course I was! There is nothing more elegant than serving mistress!
>>686861465
check em
>>686876401
A youkai is a being that has attained more power and longer life through magic. Now magic being a broad term here, your mistresses attained that power through vampirism either through ritual or through another vampire. Basically, vampires are youkai because they get their powers from magic. I mean, I should know. I am one.
>>686876839
I can't understand wanting to stuff, but do you have to do it so heavily? If you were truly elegant you wouldn't need to resort to such things.
>>686877172
Not even close scrub
>>686877414
A gun that shoots danmaku then makes me a youkai? Your net is cast too large; vampires are western, not eastern. They flow from a different magic; the form is similar, but the essence is not.
My beautiful mistress has nothing in common with a lowly beast who uses magic to hide, like yourself!
>>686877575
Unlike a child like yourself, mine are real! Touch them, if you feel the need to confirm it for yourself!
>>686877777
Check Em
>>686877898
Ahaha! That's glorious.
>>686877766
>The trump card of youkai
>lowly beast
Bitch you know you wrong
Also yeah lemme touch them titties, after you take all the napkins out of there, pad chief.
>>686877766
Different name for the same beast is how I see it. Also, lowly? Bitch, I have so much money, I give that shit away for free. I am literally one of the top Danuki in Sado. Watch who you call lowly, human.
>>686878213
As if there were any napkins to take out!
>>686877898
>Four of Succ
Lord of Overrated Games
Fight me
>>686878473
All of your coins are but a drop in the bucket compared to my mistresses wealth. We destroy mansions every week, for kicks! It's easier to destroy plates and buy new ones than to clean them!
But by all means, compare your group of misfits to my home. You'll find yourself wanting.
*covers her mouth and laughs*
>>686876647
you really should have taken pictures, you silly. now nobody else will never see anything about this great rpg adventure.
>>686878738
I don't disagree tho
>>686861465
roll
