Four Words To Ruin A Date.
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Four Words To Ruin A Date.
i must be dreaming
I post on 4chan
This date is ruined.
>>686814376
I'm intellectual, are you?
OP is a faggot
Let's watch Game Grumps
>>686814376
I like to vape
>>686814376
I love furry sex
>>686814376
i jizzed my pants
>>686814376
Shit summer is here
I have strong Autism
Have you seen chef
So are you paying?
I am into crossfit
I rape for sport
I am a pyrofetishist
Nice to meet you
>>686814376
Is real skin warm?
>>686814376
Please change my diaper
I like being raped
>>686814376
we're splitting the bill
>>686815254
Kek
>>686814376
Skin-contackt lets me puke
I'm about tree fiddy
I have no penis
Ghostbusters 3 looks good
>>686814376
I got quintz once
>>686815533
American education right there folks
>>686815348
Underrated
>>686815600
Chekt
What is your K/D
I am have autismo
"Time to wake up"
My mom drove me
I'm going to rape you
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE? WHERE ARE WE? WHAT ARE WE? WHERE ARE WE GOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHERE DO WE COME FROM? IS THERE ANY PURPOSE TO OUR EXISTENCE? DOES ANYTHING MATTER? DO WE EVEN EXIST? ARE WE JUST THE FIGMENT OF A LARGER BEINGS IMAGINATION? IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE? ARE ANY OF YOU REAL? AM I THE ONLY REAL PERSON? ARE THE REST OF YOU JUST FIGMENTS OF MY OWN IMAGINATION? AM I A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINTION? AM I THE FIGMENT OF SOMEBODIES FIGMENT OF IMAGINATION? IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? IS THIS JUST FANTASY? ARE WE ALL ALREADY DEAD BUT JUST HAVEN'T REALIZED YET? IS THERE A PAST? IS THERE A FUTURE? IS THERE A PRESENT? ARE WE ALL JUST AI'S LIVING INSIDE OF A SIMULATED UNIVERSE? WHAT CAME BEFORE US? WHAT CAME BEFORE THEM? ARE WE THE ALIENS? IS THERE ANYTHING FROM STOPPING ME FROM PULLING THE TRIGGER RIGHT NOW? IS THERE TRULY A CONSEQUENCE TO EVERYTHING? OUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE. OUR EXISTENCE IS USELESS. WE WERE A MISTAKE. WE SHOULD NOT EXIST. WE ARE ABOMINATIONS. I DO NOT WANT TO BE APART OF THIS ANYMORE. KILL ME, END MY SUFFERING, THERE IS NO POINT TO ANYTHING, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE REGARDLESS, SPARE ME OF THIS USELESS EXISTENCE AND END MY EXISTENCE, THERE IS NO POINT TO IT, LIFE IS SUFFERING, DEATH IS THE ONLY SOLUTION, SERIAL KILLERS, MASS MURDERERS AND DICTATORS ARE THE TRUE HEROS OF THIS WORLD, CUTTING LIVES SHORT, FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK MY LIFE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I JUST WANT TO DIE, PLEASE KILL ME, END MY EXISTENCE, THERE IS NO POINT TO IT, LIFE IS TORTURE, LIFE IS SUFFERING. FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Do you like anime?
Vote for Hillary 2016
>>686816025
wow, that's 5 words
Hi, I am OP
>>686814376
...make America great again!
>>686814740
kek
You are too old
>>686814376
Do you browse /mlp?
do you like chloroform?
You smell like mother
gotta go check myspace
You voting for trump?
>>686814376
this is going great
I believe in honesty.
>>686816075
What
>>686814376
I love you mom
I am a feminist
>>686814376
looks like my shitty beard. sucks. i wanted a full beard since i was a kid, now im 25 and know that ill never have (a good) one.
how much for anal?
>>686814376
Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That’s why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It’s like the master chef Betty Crocker said, “the more you eat, the more you pasta.” Now maybe you’ve seen my ted ex talk where I talk about how I eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it’s about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn’t to show off. It’s a reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an italian restaurant dumpster, no culinary arts degree to my name. But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster, hallowed be his name. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Now this isn’t a “get pasta quick scheme”. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini, but what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Not too impressive, like I said, it’s on my iphone, but it’s real. So, I’m gonna give you the three most important things you can do today. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don’t be a crooked noodle.
>>686814948
Kekked
My asshole is bleeding
>>686816436
This is
>four words to ruin a date
Not
>four words to instantly get laid
>>686814376
14 words
Wanna see my catheter?
Who's your favourite pony?
>>686816619
What if your ass is actually bleeding?
>>686816619
>>686816653
I have rare Pepes
fancy a cock, m8?
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>686816707
fucking kek
>>686814376
Wow this is awkward
>>686814376
dates over. rape time.
Here's the problem, OP. The Japanese ethos was warped forever by the atomic bomb attacks during WWII. Millions of Japanese men, women, and children were forced to come to terms with the idea of an overwhelmingly powerful entity outside of their control that could wipe them out of existence without warning using unspeakable weapons. They did this, for the most part, by exploring the idea in fiction. Godzilla is one example. Anime is another. If the United States of America were to deploy nuclear weaponry against Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and France, chances are the same thing would happen again: More Godzillas, and more anime. Do you think the world can really handle six animes? In the 1980's, United States President Ronald Reagan developed an idea known as "Mutually-Assured Destruction" (MAD). This philosophy stated that war with Russia would not happen, because there was no way to wage it without both countries being destroyed. I see this same situation today. We cannot nuke more countries for fear of mutually assured destruction when they create more anime. Thank you for your time.
>>686814376
I am an oldfag
>>686816060
Four words asshole
>>686816877
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hold the door, please
GIVE ME YOUR HAT
>>686816951
Thats three words dipshit
>>686814376
I like girl penis.
I am a jew
/thread
Get off your phone
Time to wake up :/
>>686817042
>taking the bait
IT WAS SURGICALLY REMOVED
>>686814376
is that a dick?
you innie or outie?
can I touch it ?
>>686814376
Better out than in
>>686814376
I think I shit.
Sensei, domo arigato gozaimashita
Your sister is better!
>>686816653
that was too pathetic to be a troll, and I like Trump.
>>686814376
where is my blowjob
I am your father!
>>686814376
You're like my Mom.
>>686817246
Still three words dumbass
I'm a rebel
I can not fucking count
Here come dat boi
I be needin' to be katie's wee baby tampon jim laddie. I be needin' to turn into a wee cryin' baby 'n then suck on her breasts. her magic breast spiced rum would turn me into a wee baby tampon jim laddie. she would sword me into her hoo-hoo 'n i would wait wit' anticipation spoutin' wee baby goo-goo ga-gas waitin' fer her to bleed all over me. I be needin' to feel her katie blood inside me wee goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. I be needin' to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside me wee baby tampon jim laddie body 'n goo-goo ga-ga like a wee rolly-polly baby jim laddie. it would be orgasmic to be knowin' i be one wit' her hoo-hoo katie blood 'n i would giggle 'n goo-goo ga-ga 'n yelp wit' wee baby jim laddie excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo 'n revel in her red juices, slurpin' them into me soft wee baby tampon jim laddie goo-goo ga-ga body. then I be needin' her to pull me out 'n squeeze 'n wrin' me wee baby tampon jim laddie body so that her katie hoo-hoo blood 'n juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt 'n i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops me wee baby tampon jim laddie body 'til i reach full climax 'n turn back into grown human scurvy dog.
make america great again
do you suck dick
I love you girl
You like Bernie Sanders?
>>686817686
How come non of these add up to 100%? I mean, there are only 2 options too choose from
>>686814376
Will you marry me?
>>686816879
Get in
>>686817686
Wtf are you talking about ?
You inbred
>>686818595
/thread
right in the feels
>>686818035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU5ByOf9eP0
Bring a friend please?
>>686816553
I don't know what you posted but your image hit me hard. Thanks anon.
oops, wrong date sorry.
High Sparrow dies tonight
>>686814376
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>686814376
Bush did nine eleven
>>686814376
Want the old lickaroo?
>>686817985
I cannot fucking count either.
>>686814948
fucking perfect
>>686817092
Fuck you, you can't /thread your own shit, faggot
>>686817896
lol i know you fucking retard. once again.
>taking the bait
youre retarded.
here come dat boi
I have autism
>>686819822
Oh shit what up
I shit my pants
I brought some lube.
Read the file name.
I like your mustache
Do you browse 4chan?
I wet the bed.
I have genital herpes
>>686815896
Asking the important questions
>>686816988
Too soon
>>686817786
That's impossible
here comes dat boi
