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Trips decide what I do with this dead spider. >Inb4 Not eating

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Trips decide what I do with this dead spider.
>Inb4 Not eating it
>Inb4 Not sticking it in pooper
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you taste it then, and not eat it
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>>686807187
I'll put my tongue on it. But it's like a week old Kek. Might get some virus.
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>>686806935
put it in your mouth or foreskin
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>>686806935
Why trips? Are you fucking autistic? It's already dead you hambeast. Just fry it with some body spray and a lighter.
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put it down your japs eye

-TitanBitch
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>>686806935
Stick it in your pee hole
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>>686807499
Roll
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Stick in pooper and post pic results
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>>686807499
Roll
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>>686806935
put it in your nose. post results.go
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>>686807499
witnessed
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Put in ear OP
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>>686807499
roll
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RAULING FOR SMOKE IT IN A PIPE
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>>686807499
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>>686808443
Fuck, so close !
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>>686807499

God please let this be trips.
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Do you have foreskin?
If so, put it under it and walk around with it for 30 min.
If not, break of its legs and put them in your peehole
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>>686807499
Roll
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>>686806935
shove it up your urethra
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>>686806935
in peehole
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put it under your eyelid
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Bury him in your foreskin
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Stick it deep inside your ear

Trips GET
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>>686808875
roll
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rerolling for smoke the fucking thing
>greentext be me 18years old smoked a wasp
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Put it up your nose.
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>>686806935
bring it back to life
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Jam it into ear and push in with qtip
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>>686808875
reroll
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Chop it up into a line and snort that shit.
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Dissolve in 2 oz. of acetone. Suck it up in a needless syringe. Apply lube as needed to syringe and anus. Inject.
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shove it down your dickhole
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snort it as hard up your nose as possible
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>>686806935
eat it
learn to >inb4
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Open your dick hole and shove it in
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>>686806935
flush it down the toilet
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>>686806935
stick it in uretha
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>>686806935
>put balls on table
>put spider on balls
>smash the spider with hammer
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>>686809363
Reroll
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>>686806935
Bury it in the back yard
Make a gravestone with paper
on the paper write: "Sleep tight, spide :.("
"Spide" was intentional
leave out the R
post results
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cook it and eat it
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>>686809922
>9922
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>>686809922
roll, realistic goal
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>>686810015
roll
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>>686807499
Rawl
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>>686807499
rolling for this
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go to BK. order whopper jr. (wit/witout cheese...does not matter). place spider under tomato of whopper jr. take bite for visual purposes. take to counter and freak out. call lawyer. helps if your black.
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>>686809913
Rerolling again. Because fuck it.
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>>686807499
Roll
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Shut the fuck up man you couldn't even do anything to the hornet
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>>686809922
quads, checked
Deliver OP
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>>686810239
This
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>>686810372
Hello, new friend!
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>>686810239
Rolling fer this
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>>686807499

WELL THEN TRIPS DOESN'T FUCKING DECIDE THEN DOES IT YOU FAGGOT...

rolling for this, but OP is too much of a pussy and will prolly not deliver anyways
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keep it as a pet and name it "Jimbo"
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>>686807499
dickhole roll
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>>686809922
reroll
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>>686807499
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>>686807499
roll
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Jizz on it and then frame it
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>>686810239
winnar..reroll for this
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Smoke it
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dickhole it is
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>>686810538
I will deliver don't worry.
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>>686808875
roll
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>>686807499

DO EEEEEEETT
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>>686810887
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>>686810239
this lmfao
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>>686806935
drink it.
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>>686810999
WINRAR
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>>686810999
winrar!
>pic for reference
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>>686810999
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>>686808875
put the spider in some random girl head on the street
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>>686810239
Reroll
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>>686810999
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>>686810999
checked..winnar....op do it
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>>686810999
Very good
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>>686811175
Deliver op
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>>686810999
Op here I don't know if I can stick it real far in there but I'll do what I can do
Dick will be soft
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>>686810999
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>>686811624
Best I could do guys?
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>>686812136
SPREAD THE URETHRA SWINE
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>>686812136
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>>686812136
Congratulations, you now have mustard gas.
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>>686812136
Yes! Goodman
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>>686812136

well well. Good job OP. Now you've got spider AIDS but at least you delivered, you magnificent bastard
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>>686807499
THIS
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>>686812466
One of the few people that do still deliver atleast.
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>>686807499
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op delivers!
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>>686812136
Give it a wee burial
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>>686812784
>>686812614

the get was got, and OP actually delivered
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>>686812875
I shall give this a burial.
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>>686813108
a burial in cum
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>>686809922
Rollios
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>>686813108
It kinda broke getting it out kek
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Someone screencap burial and the dick
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>>686813295
Forgot pic
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>>686812136
>when op delivers
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>>686812136
Nice job OP
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>>686812136
is it dead
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>>686813368
You can still do a burial
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>>686813368
Still do a burial
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>>686813521
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>>686813818
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Throw it at people and sing the spiderman theme whilest running away
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>>686813867
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>>686813818
Sleep tight spide
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>>686813914
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>>686813965
R.I.P Spidey what shall we name him?
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>>686814022
Lil Urethra Seeker
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>>686814174
Yes that's his name
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>>686813965
Cum on his grave
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Cum on it you fag
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>>686813965
sleep tight spide :.(
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>>686814713
Where's your trips? I'll only do it if we get more trips.
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>>686814412
>>686814248
>Yes that's his name
Good stuff lads
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>>686814412
Roll
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>>686813965
May Lil Urethra Seeker R.I.P In peace. May he find the light and go to the heavens above. :( You will be missed
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>>686814412
Roll.
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I have one
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if trips, don't cum on his grave
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>>686814412
Rolllling
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>>686814412
Rolll
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>>686814412
roll
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>>686814713
Rolling dood
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>>686814412
roll ~
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>>686814713
Rollll
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>>686809892
rolling for you my dude
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>>686814713
Rolling fag
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>>686815689
Cumming on his grave would be disrespect.
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>>686814713
Rolling, this is happening
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Some spider porn to cum faster
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>>686815838
He would be showing his unending love
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>>686815838
He would be showing his unending love.
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xaxa
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>>686816006
Leave little spidey alone :(
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>>686814713
Roll
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>>686806935
insert in penis
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>>686816135
Fuck off, that scared the living shit out off me
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>>686814713
roll
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>>686807357
spiders stay fresh like spam nigga get in there and bite it tiny knife and fork

then give it a serious burial and make someone you know show up say a few nice words
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>>686816288
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>>686814412
Rolling
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>>686816288
re-re-rolls
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>>686809363
roll
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>>686816809
It's already fucking done
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>>686807499
use something to push it all the way in
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>>686810533
win
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>>686808875 roll
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>>686814412
Rerolling
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>>686807499
rollerino
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>>686808875
ROLL!
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>>686806935
Rub it on your teeth for 10 minutes
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>>686817298
Guys the spider is buried fucking stop rolling
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>>686816862
then do it again
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>>686817528
take dump on grave
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Someone ScreenCap This!!!
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>>686814412
rolling
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put it on your anus
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>>686796537
everyone use the tag #endmemorialday on twitter because women are the primary victims of war
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