Andrea
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Andrea
HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
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Diane
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Tiffany Thompsen. It's the only answer.
Brianna. God damn i just want to fuck her so hard
Alex.
Is it bad that I didn't think of my girlfriend? :c
Steve
donald trump
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MODS
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Laura
Tammy
My pregnant ex fiance dumped me last night through text
>>686808466
Well, hello there!
Nina
His name is Robert Paulson
elise
>>686808812
His name is Robert Paulson
Cassia
Eunice
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Hilary Clinton
>>686808258
Nice. Moar.
Nazee. This is her
Taylor Swift
>>686809314
more please
Aurora
Amber
Dulce
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Krysta
Someone called Elise already, so I'll take Ashley.
Get yer ass over here girly
Maria
Isobel
Cecile
Henrik <3
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maira
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Chloe
Can i get a Marry?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10345495/r
VOTE HERE
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Moosehead.
I don't even know lol
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Elise
Hillary
Ildikó
>>686809563
very nice any more?
Burgerking Double Whopper
Mafalda
Erin G.
Caroline
I'm not single, just away..
Celeste
>>686807024
If you mean the porn star, that's not even how you spell her last name
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fat
Nora Emilie, god damn i want her so bad right now
Tyler
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Blaire
Lavinia
Charlotte
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Katarina
Dosta nasih pedera ima ovde...
Heather.
I'm Asexual
>>686808850
His name is Robert Paulson
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her who?
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Nico Robin
Mica
Allison. She's way better looking than my wife.
Michelle
Hillary
>>686811607
His name is Robert Paulson
Jillian
Nicole. She's a lesbian/bi, and not interested. Plus I've never actually had the chance to speak to her. But mother of fuck she's beautiful.
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"her"
hehehe I see what you did there.
Vanessa
Beth
I have little to do with her nowadays, which I'm grateful for. There's no animosity and we're still friends but her personality is wholly incompatible with mine. She has anxiety and takes everything in the worst way possible, somehow creates drama out of anything. Can't deal with that, if I'm being a cunt I want someone to tell me I'm being a cunt so I can stop being a cunt. Guys do this more often in m experience
Marie
>>686812296
You're being a cunt
Tiffany
I hooked her and my best friend not realizing I was in love with her
>>686813338
Fucking dumbass
>>686813650
I know /b/ro. It was the biggest mistake of my life. I was in love with a whore at the time and friends with Tiffany. My best friend was going through some shit and I figured why not set up my best friend with a good girl who can help him get his life together
Victoria
Rebecca Sanders
Spent way too long trying to get over her.
Getting with other people, working on getting to university, drinking to oblivion... Every trick in the book.
Help me /b/
>>686814975
Have you tried finding a productive hobby?
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Helena
>>686815251
Yeah, I actually took up programming when we broke up, now I'm planning to do comp science at university now, so it's helpful to some extent
Colleen
Indi.
>>686815514
How's your fitness? Do you exercise often?
Ruby
Emma.
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Emily. She's dying of cancer.
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Lisa
a fwb who I think I've fallen in love with.
INES
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Me too!
>>686815665
got a gym membership few months ago, worked mostly cardio (was slightly chubby) so now down to my goal weight. Cut down heavily on smoking and on the last stage before I kick them altogether now.
I guess I can say I'm in better shape now, got some work to do but I'm getting there
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CP MODS OVER HERE
Corrina
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courtney s.
Martin Septim
>>686806255
checkd, i knew an andrea once, nothing special but i used to pick her up from her high school fuck her and bring her back in time for the busses lol good times. waited til the day she turned 17 (ny) to fuck her for the first time, shit was ight
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Well, last time i saw this thread, i had a name.
Now, it's gone.
I've forgotten her. Guys, try to move on, it's hard now, but it will get better.
It tooke me 1 year and half to move on, but i moved !
>>686811607
Fight club 2 ?
>>686815949
I ask cause working out is how I got over my ex. The more time you spend working out the less time you have to think of her
>>686815899
Same here. She's the mother of a friend. I adore her.
nobody
Leonie
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mckenzie
that bitch
made me fall in love w her
but has a boyfriend n shit
>>686816533
Check'd, I'll keep that in mind anon.
Thanks for hearing me out, it seems my friends are MIA right now and I needed some sort of vent, I think owning the burden is something I need to work on tbh
Renske
Shes awesome
We share the same interests
Shes 8/10 qt3.14
We hang out sometimes
Im not sure if shes into me tho
When we talk she always stares into my eyes
But i almost always need to start the conversation
We joke around about being in a relationship(not sure if good sign)
When we talk it can go on for hours, or we just sit there in blissfull silence
Its never awkward
Help me? Im really not sure what to do/think
>>686814207
sounds like a slut that dyes her hair too much and cheats on her boyfriend
gigglechan / imgay
>>686816994
dude take your chance before its too late.
just play with her hair or some shit when you two are sitting in silence.
after inital contact is made it all becomes obvious what to do
>>686816965
Don't mention it /b/ro. It's what we're here for and don't forget a burden shared is a burden lightened
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Tango.
Charlotte
Solange
Yolandi visser
Big Dick Johnson
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Brooke. She's a bitch and makes my life miserable. I wish I had never procreated with her..
Except for the fact that I have an awesome son, which makes me thankful for her. Dammit.
Nadya
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Chyna
>>686817928
Last name start with an H?
>>686818171
How the fuck did you know?
Julie... The underage girl who I've been in love with for years, sucked me off when I showed up to her house drunk, then never talked to me again ;_; I don't even remember it I was so plastered. Now she hates me..
>>686818171
Yeah because there's only one Nadya in the world
Rebecca.... Fml
Eric
>>686816994
If you're into her, ask her out. Simple as that. If I have problems with asking a girl out I really like, I try to remind myself that I don't wanna end up regretting not doing it my whole life after. Don't let Renke be that idealized potential love of your life that slipped through your fingers because you "weren't sure"! Hope that helps. :)
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. . .Steve Buscemi?
>>686818282
Not sure if you're serious or not anon
Tania
>>686818515
Newfag
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brodernick pumplesnatch
>>686818359
Same /b/ro
>>686817830
Im serious BTW this isnt a joke post yolandi is the cutest
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Andrea...
Last name Dal... something here
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kek
>>686818945
>implying she isnt the cutest
>>686817488
But... I dont think she would like me playing with her hair... Do women like that?
Also shes really shy, so it might scare her or something
>>686818395
Rascal?
>>686819094
She looks like a fucked up albino version of Macaulay Culkin
>>686819236
Grow a pair of balls. Just do what feels right. That's your job. If she doesn't like it she will stop you. That's her job
Katie
>>686819236
women love getting their hair played with. just make your move while your both laying on a couch or something watching tv. if she recedes just ask her if it bothers her. if yes then stop if no then keep running fingers through her hair, put your other hand on her hips and after like 5 minutes of that go for a kiss on the neck or cheek whichever is facing you
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>8
karen
>>686819748
She looks kike an adorable 5'1 female rapper from south africa plus she is the right kind of crazy rather than the cut your balls off abd gold pate them kind
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Angelica
Waiting for her to text because I'm beta and she hasn't responded to the last one I sent
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Nice chubbers
Cosmina
>>686819987
Right... Im gonna ask her to hang out soon, ill try to muster up some courage
>>686820295
Good work anon
>>686820196
How much time did pass since the first text?
Margaux :(
>>686820564
We've been talking for like 2 months
Jessica
>>686818631
Same fag
Sara, we used to talk so much but now we never last 2 lines in a convo
>>686819982
Same
Daria
Lena
Samantha
I fucking hate thinking about her cause I just get sad after
Victoria.
kayla. shes my friends girl and i want her so bad
Ditte
Kelly
>>686818082
The dead one?
>>686821143
I know the feel
Emma, even though we would never work together its still a childish dream for some reason even after 8 years.
>>686820295
All the /b/ros are rooting for you, anon, best of luck
Marlene
Thanks to a previous thread, a stripper named Kitty from San Diego, CA.
flora, fuck she got huge boobs
I keep seeing this fucking thread everyday, but this is the first time I actually clicked on it, as I am affected by some masterpiece greentexts from feels thread. I just wish I could contribute by name of somebody, but in fact I am a psychopath, never loved anybody, never will. And this is making me sad, I watch people being happy about having romantic relationships or even being able to love somebody and the only thing I wish is to be like them, to fill the fucking emptiness and boredom of my life. I'm not some kind of agressive psycho, they can at least be happy about hurting others. I just can't feel the normal human emotions, except sadness over my own state of mind.
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Gl dude
>>686806255
get the fuck off HERE and go get her /b/ros
b4 shes in someones else arms
>>686820160
Moar Yolandi Visser pls
Sabrina
>>686823246
Here
Lilli
Leah, has been for years now.
Will anyone here give me advice on killing myself byou train please
Don't bother with telling me not to do it. I don't give a fuck. Advise only.
Do I just put my head on the farthest track on either side?
Doesn't matter. She doesn't exist.
Holly.Passed away July 1st,2014.
AJ Applegate
>>686823471
same here
>>686823674
Go into the ghetto
Start shoutumg the n word
Keep doing it kill someone kills you
This eay it will be like you just disappeared
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jessica, five years for a broken heart..
Samantha Gilcrest
John Cena
Danna
>>686824085
I can't even get there. I'm poor
>>686824309
>date girl
>cheat on her
>sad when she breaks up with yoits your fault
>>686824766
You idont have a dollar and 25 cents for the bus?
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sandra
jasmen
Vanessa
>>686825038
>having a crush on an arabian princes from a shitty movie
>>686823541
Fucking beautiful, she is indeed the cutest
Star
A'shadieeyah
>>686824766
Fucking walk.
If your sole prerogative is to off yourself, what's a little walking going to hurt?
Hell after a long walk, you may even reconsider your whole fucking life while you're at.
>>686815799
Daaaaammm
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Illiana.
Kill me
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switch
>>686815799
OSRS community is everywhere
Kristen
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>>686824811
you don't know shit ye feminazi nigger, quit making yourself look like a fool saying shit like that.
was meant to be the one, show some respect.
Ali
Valerie
Vikki
White chick I've had a crush on since 8th grade but was friendzoned (and I think she thought I was gay :/) for most of that time. Really hot, really good sense of humour, likes most of the same things I do. Five years later I only just got the courage to ask her out.
She said yes, and the date was only minimally awkward, so here's hoping
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TOP KEK
Gabija
I've had several dreams of her recently
That's when you know you're fucked...
Brittany
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Victoria and Crystal
>>686824935
I honestly don't. I spent all my money because I'm done with life. I haven't even eaten today because I've literally spent it all.
>>686825243
At that point you think I might as well just walk to the train tracks?
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To the only person I'd cross an ocean for.
Demi
Put my hole life on hold for her. Lost friends and confidence from her emotional abuse. Should have graduated college a year ago, 5k debt trying to support her and save her. after 2 and a half years she dumps over the phone cause some nigger investing in her business that she stealing from her current employer. O and she gave me herpes after lying about being clean. Should probably kill myself cause i lost all motivation to better myself.
Hawaiian Punch
Julissa
Huge tits, beautiful green eyes, and a huge round ass
10/10
Ana Paula :/
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Borio?
Rose
Her name is roberta paulson
Save and repost fuccbois
imgur/a/eyFUq
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Cristina
>>686825951
Look mate, just walk around the block of your complex.
It does wonders to just clear your thoughts and just wander aimlessly.
You're doing yourself absolutely no service being taunted here. Do yourself a favor. Grab your keys, drink a glass of water, time your watch for an hour's walk, and just bloody walk.
If this thread is still up by then, then reconsider everything. If this thread is dead, then good. You got up and did something for you instead of treading in this shit pit.
Angela
>>686826380
kek, never seen Dr Who but I'm gonna laugh anyway cos I'm rolling hard
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Mandy.
>>686826439
I've done that for so many days. I spend hours just sitting by the train tracks, staring. Like I said I spent all of my money last night. I have nothing. I can't even feed myself. I don't know what else to do anymore. I don't want to fool myself anymore. I see no future for myself.
Jones.
Goddammit /b/ why do you always make me sad...
Ana
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No one comes to mind. Is that bad?
>>686826669
No worries, posting on this thread got me down so I wanted to do something to lighten the mood somewhat /b/ro
Right Hand.
left hand
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>>686826809
Look I'm not optimist myself, but you are in an incredibly interesting scenario where you now currently have nothing left to lose.
A couple of hungry days won't kill you, but you've got a full night and day, and by your own words, literally nothing left to lose.
Go do something you want to do. Whatever it is.
Besides... trains are boring to watch. Anyone would go mad watching them.
Danielle
>>686806255
She doesn't have a name. Because that perfect girl doesn't exist.
>>686827293
She does exist, she is mother nature
morgan, listening to eminem so its perfect
>>686809409
YOU ASKED FOR MORE ?!? i could fap to a pug more easily
amanda bui
>>686827075
I lost my right hand in war and my arm but i did not miss that as much as my hand if you know what i mean my wife does a ok job much better then my left hand haha i am going back to bed don't worry billy if you use 4chan im going back to sleep don't worry.
Fay
Elise, aka Princess Nugget
>>686823674
>Will anyone here give me advice on killing myself byou train please
By train; lay down onto the track to make sure you get decapitated as jumping leaves you with a chance of survival a/or suffering for an hour.
At home; swallow a load of aspirin to thin your blood, take a hot shower/bath and slit your wrists. Alternatively, just breath helium for 10 minutes through a breathing mask. You'll pass out after a few minutes so make sure you have the mask on tight.
Russian way; get stabbed in the heart and embrace the cold.
Chinese way; force open the doors of an elevator and fall into the shaft
4 year old kid way; fall into the gorilla pit at the local zoo
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Flick
Tilde
>>686823783
Jesus Christ Anon. I'm pouring out this beer on the ground for you.
... and opening another one.
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hank hill
>>686823674
Please don't do it by train man, jump off a building or something. Don't force that train driver into a life of guilt.
>>686827389
(Anon that you responded to.)
Ironically, the forest and the mountains are actually the only thing that bring me peace. Far more peace and happiness than any gf/wife I've ever had.
tjaša or as in britfag language tiasha
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Anna
Kay Moody
Kirah
>>686828169
I completely agree
>>686827164
It's true. It does feel like it drives me a little crazy whenever I watch them. However there really is nothing I want anymore. Except maybe some free food before I go out.
>>686827802
Layou down how? Neck over the farthest rail? Not on it? Wouldn't getting my head crushed be faster than decapitation? Would that even work? These are my questions.
Jack Daniels
>>686821281
I thought that she ignored you from the start.
Well that's good, anon. I think.
Veronica
Helena
>>686820196
The real beta thing to do would be to send another, you're fine for now.
OP
sa-mi sugi pula
andreea se scrie cu 2 de e
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Jessica
>>686828791
Well obviously I'm not talking from experience, but as long as your brain gets fucked up you should do just fine. Still, personally I'm more a fan of the good old noose tied around your neck on a hot summer night. Do this right and your neck snaps resulting in an instant-death. Do this wrong and you will slowly suffocate in a painful way, fun!
>>686809314
nice personality?
Maggie
Posted before, but here it is anyway
Asked her out, no reply yet. Been 46 hours already.
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Valeria
>>686811585
how boring you are
also: if whatever traumatized you also impacted your ability to love then you got more damaged than those who simply end up asexual
>>686811865
what about the rest of her?
>>686829478
So train is probably the best bet then
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Anya.
>>686814201
you're just jelly cause it worked out for them and now you're alone
as soon as you get into another girl and your own life look less gloomy things will look different
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Sara
Smell be home from work in 3 hours. I'm going to make her a delicious meal, just as she did for me last night. Then tie her up to the bed and fuck the shit out of all her holes, then fall asleep spooning. Tomorrow were spending the day at the beach. I hit the jackpot Bros.
>Pic semi-related.
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Adolf.
>>686827905
idiot, why waste it in someones memory instead of enjoying it in their memory?
i'm in love with this girl in school, she's really awesome and we get along very well, the only problems are 1; i don't know if she feels the same way as i do. She flirts with me all the time and we just started to hang-out more and more (without her boyfriend knowing)
2;yeah, the big problem: she has a boyfriend, for like 2 years now. (she complains about him all the time but i know that they are still going to be together..)
wat do? is it really hopeless for me now?
>>686829756
>asking over text
>>686830090
Nah, suicide by train is a real dick move towards to the engine driver. Here in Dutchland they have to check the body to see if you're really dead, find and cover up all body parts and pay for their own therapy afterwards.
This is the story about a girl I met a few months ago she's friend of a girl from my university I know. We got along since the beginning and she was kinda ready to have the D and all the shit that comes after when you really want to be with someone. But she started doing weird shit. We talked, we smoked weed and she planned loads of shit things to do in the future. At that time she wanted me to meet her and more people. Once she told me about a fag called X to have some drinks all together, and I was thinking ''threesome or friendzone''. After a while, she spoke about X in front of me saying that finally something wasn't going to happen with that fag. Since then I haven't talked to her cause she's fucking driving me mad. Now I'm trying to fuck another girl, but her name still echoes in my head. What do you think? What would you do?
>>686830973
meaning any sane company would have insurance covering that part
Rebekah
>>686830794
Normally I would in person, but I would not see her until August. If even then.
I ended class with her in early May, haven't seen her since. Spoke to her 3 times since, each time for over 2 hrs. Upto 5 hours once.
Daphne <3
>>686831258
>Dutch Railroads
>Sane
Ha, good one!
Life
>>686832220
Jk it's Amanda
>>686806255
Banu Andreea Nicoleta
>>686832431
muie anon asta e?
>>686832296
My Amanda is better than yours
