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Top Gear is shit now. Why /b/, why? Why did the only really funny thing in existence die?
I want answers.
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>>686804085
The only really funny thing?

Check out letterkenny, spitfuck.

And complain less. It's unbecoming. Unless you're becoming a shit stain, of course.
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>>686804085
Relax, I'm pretty sure the old Top Gear guys are putting a new show on Netflix.
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>>686804085
>English tv show
>funny
Pick one. Can't have both.
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>>686804993
it's on Amazon.
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James May was the only good host.
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>>686805110
>amazon
...brits really are a special kind of stupid
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>>686805320
So stupid we make a show people like.
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>>686805306
not one of them is 'the good host' or 'the only good host' you blithering idiot.

It's the dynamic between the 3 that is good.
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>>686804085
It's all Clarkson's fault.
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>>686805396
and then cancel it for political reasons, your people suck
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>>686805396
The black adder was good. So was father ted
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>>686804085

Same as Saville, faggot thought he was untouchable.
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>>686805107
Name one country who does comedy better. Pro tip, you can't.
If you say America I will fly to your country and kill people.
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>>686805662
The BBC sucks, we don't control the BBC and their pedo enabling bullshit.

no more than you control CNN or HBO.

Idiot.
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>>686805779
Clarkson was a cunt, but he was no pedo.
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>>686805477
>blithering idiot
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Clarkson acted like a man and a producer got his vagina hurt.
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Everyone knew it was the crew, and three muddled aged men driving cars a lot that made top gear. Now that they are amazon it's going to be glorious.
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>>686806047
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>>686805320
It's on Netflix too
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>>686804085
No one told me life was gonna be this waaaaaaay, cha cha cha cha...
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>>686804085
no one is watching TG. We all wait for Grand Tour...
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>>686805671
MFW black adder
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>>686805937
>thinks he can talk down to others
>hasn't abolished his monarchy
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>>686806229
>grand tour

Is that the official name now? Now the car show with Hammond Clarkson and may?
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>>686804085
It's the way of the world, faggot.
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Just finished watching it, and I know this is going to sound like I'm just jumping on the bandwagon, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT what have they done????? The show has no soul. None. The "X" that made Top Gear WAS the fact every week the 3 guys said shit we'd say to each other down the pub. Now it's some unfunny ginger fuckwit who can't drive, and Joey from friends? The new show on Amazon can't come fucking soon enough.
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>>686805997

I never implied he was a pedo, but talking shit and throwing punches at your own crew is a sure sign he thought he was untouchable.
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>>686806217
Your old your broke and now you're criss evens's fake ass besssy m888888.
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>>686805799
america
also im not from america
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>>686806403
The monarchy is more trustworthy than the cuntlord politicians who, just like every other politician in the world is in it for literally no other reason to scratch the other backs that got them there and try to cheat the country out of enough money to make said politicians comfortable forever.

At the very least, the monarchy actually gives a fuck about the country because it's theirs.... sort of, not really. like they have no real power.

But it's better than corporate puppets.
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>>686806229
>implying anyone wants to sign up for Amazon Prime
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>>686805779
No no no no...you cannot equate racial/politically incorrect jokes with child rape.
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>>686805799
How? With the knife you're not allowed to carry?
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>>686806920

I refer the gentleman to the answer I have given previously, he thought he could act as he pleased, without repercussions.
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>>686805632


Yeah but if he wasn't such a raging twat, the show wouldn't be nearly as good.
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>>686806565
i feel your pain nigga.
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People who think top gear is funny are total retards
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>>686807054
Saville WAS untouchable. The accusations came out after he died.
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>>686805779
He dead Bro... You gonna dig him up an touch him?
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>>686804085
i agree but they have a show on amazon prime that i havent seen anything about yet so im staying optimistic
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>>686807443

No u.
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>>686807248
And on that bomb shell...
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>>686807061
This every one knows Clarkson can be a fucking cunt but he can also do cunning stunts.
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>>686805107
Fagt detected
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>>686806632
It's not America. And I AM from America.
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Cant wait for Grand Tour.
Hype is strong...
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>>686804085
The BBC stands for British Broadcast Communists and as such they couldn't stand Clarkson and his "political incorrectness". Fuck the BBC.
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>>686804085
I feel you /b/rother
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>>686807054
And no you're wrong aaaagain. He blistered some smug ass green slime producer type, because he lost his rag. He then apologised publicly. And like a true weasel the little princess and his entourage set about scuppering the entire franchise, like true 8year old private girls school house captains.
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>>686805799
Brit comedy is all the same dry shit.
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On the one hand im for abortion because it kills children...but im against on the other hand because it gives women a choice
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>>686807248
kys

slowly and painfully if possible
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>>686807248
>stop liking what I don't like
Shut up you whiny faggot
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>>686805799
Americans even do British comedy better than Brits
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>>686808200
Dubs = True feels.
Feels feels man.
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>>686804085
Because Jeremy Clarkson acted like a cunt and overstepped the line by physically assaulting a BBC producer.

If he hadn't done that, he wouldn't have been fired. There ya go.
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>>686806932
>topkek
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>>686808810
Nice
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>>686808844
>BBC producer
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>>686808844
ITT: A real man put a typical pussy cuck modern Brit in his place and everybody lost their minds
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>>686808844
But there are a lot of producers, jet only one Jeremy. Not a fair deal, I don't care about this shit stained twat of a cunt. He deserved his treatment.
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>>686808844
Producer should have thanked him at lest now he can tell his m8's he's been in a fight.
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>>686806722
Whatever you say bruh. Now empty your pockets, the queen wants a new hat.
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>>686808844
They were looking for excuses to fire him, and he just gave them one. They wanted to fire him earlier over allegations of him saying "eenie miney mo, catch a nigger by his toe" but they couldn't prove it because he never said it in the first place.
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>>686807590
Dude aren't there any other threads you can try to derail. Have a cup of tea mate and chill out.
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>>686808844

>producer

Producer doesn't mean what you think it means dip shit, the "producer" Jezza hit was a complete twat that couldn't organize a hot meal for his hosts, plus he was irish. The little cunt deserved it. Had it been a showrunner I could understand.
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>>686809221
No - an overpaid TV presenter threw a tantrum because he wasn't given steak.

If he represents your idea of what a man should be, then I pity you.
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>>686809993
Don't you have a feminist blog to be running?
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>>686809993
>he literally beat a man for a slab of red meat
>not a man
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>>686809993
This week on the Vagina Chronicles
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>>686809993
modern cuck Brit detected
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>>686808810
Top of the fucking keks
>americans
Mate he is Canadian.
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>>686809993
>overpaid
Found the commie
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>>686809576
What ever the Queen wishes she must have. Even if we have to initiate Recapitalisation of the banking system with forfeiture of public wellbeing through speculative sail of future tax earning to the Chinese.

More fitting hats for our monarch must be sought.
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>>686805799
Besides the UK office name one good comedy from the britbongs
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>>686809879

Fucking micks ruin everything.
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>>686810393
>Canada
>North America
L2geography
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>>686810398
>cucked by a family of inbred mongoloids
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>>686809879
>Producer doesn't mean what you think it means dip shit

Oisin Tymon was a Top Gear producer. A producer for Top Gear. What exactly don't I get? Do YOU know what a producer is? And upgrade your insults because dipshit is a weak yanky wrist-slap of one.
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Fuck me, time has not been kind to the German.
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>>686810431
The IT Crowd was fucking a million times better then any of the shit, canned laughter shows your country has ever produced.
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>>686810431

the inbetweeners. fuck your amerifag remake.
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>>686804085
that spoiled, rich white man assaulted a human being.

at first he wouldn't have suffered consequences - like most privileged white men. but courageous social justice warriors pushed the issue.

was he prosecuted? no. rich white men and women (Hillary) don't get prosecuted.

but he lost his job. and that's a start.
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>>686810398

That would be fucking hilarious if they sold of decades of tax revenue to the Chinese without a clause saying they couldn't lower taxes.

"Oi mate, you fancy our future income?"

"Oooh, high Euro taxes, me rikey. I tax you rong time."

"Oi you stupid git, we cuttem to 5%. Who's avin a laugh now mate? Now buy some more opium."
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>>686810275
>>686810277
>>686810386
>>686810395
>>686810184
Wow look how sensitive all of you are. I pissed on your shrine of manhood and you're having a hissy fit over it.

Mince over to Amazon Prime so you can shed your cummies at the sight of your masculine ideal mumbling inside different shaped vehicles.

Some of us can pick better male rolemodels than monotone public schoolboys who cry over a bit of steak.
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>>686810431
UK office ain't funny at all. If you want to see something british and funny, go watch Little Britain.
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>>686811042
Ahem plebs is also worth throwing in the ring.
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>>686811042
Did you see the pilot of the American IT Crowd remake? It wasn't good...
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>>686811199
fuck you lefty. You guys are the reason we can't have nice things. Disgusting scum.
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>>686810615

>Producer
>Helps with show production

It doesn't mean the same as a movie producer, you complete and utter twat. That's why I mentioned show runner at the end of the comment, do some research you 12 y/o little gob shite, I'll upgrade my insults when its required, which in your case it isn't.
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>>686808274
Because American comedy is so unique...
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>>686808557
MODS!!
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>>686810431
IT Crowd
Inbetweeners
Red Dwarf
Morecombe and Wise
Red Dwarf a-fucking-gain

Now fuck off you cunt. Brits were doing comedy before your shit country existed
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>>686809576
you know it's not like that at all.

I imagine you're American because only American's are dumb enough to:
A) not realize the monarchy is just there for show for the most part.
B) It's not like a bad cartoon where the people walk around in burlap sacks saying 'milord' a lot
C) their own political system is more like a monarchy than anything else.

You blind fools allowed 99% of your wealth to go to a RULING ELITE 1% class.

Those are YOUR kings, queens, lords and ladies.

Those are the people you're walking around in burlap sacks for, for the privelage to say "milord" to, that they might look through their noses at you, from their balconies on Wall Street.

Get your head out of your ass and realize the real enemy here.
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>>686810551
>implying Canada does not have distinct culture or humour
Fucking Europeans referring to all north America when they say "Americans".
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>>686810431
Check out braze eye if u want edge stuff
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>>686811477
Plebs is a Roman-themed knock-off Inbetweeners complete with Simon Bird impressionist, though.

I'd throw Father Ted, Green Wing, Peep Show, Blackadder, Monkey Dust, Brass Eye, Garth Merenghi's Dark Place, Toast Of London, The Mighty Boosh and The Thick Of It into the ring way before Plebs.
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>>686810431
>Still Game
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>>686812000
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>>686811296
ah yes, falling back on the tired old comebacks
>hurr, you seem mad m8
>awww you responded so I must have hurt your feelings
>you having a little cry?

A full grown man got what was coming because he couldn't do his job on a global show that he was probably paid handsomely for.
If you don't think that failure needs to be met with a good black eye sometimes, then you're part of the weakening of the social structure. This is why Islam is spreading so rampantly and easily
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>>686811942
>Green Wing
>Garth Merenghi's Dark Place

Nigger knows his shit
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>>686804085
Because the Big Black Cock panders to extremist liberals who are chronically offended
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American comedy is either imitating another person or copying jokes from other, talented, non-American comedians
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>>686808199
They were looking for a reason to sack him. Unfortunately, he gave them one.
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>>686811600
>It doesn't mean the same as a movie producer, you complete and utter twat.
Twat - glad you're back on British terms instead of that "dipshit" nonsense, anon.

And I didn't suggest he was the equivalent of a film producer, did I? I called him a BBC producer, because he was a Top Gear producer... producing for the BBC.

You just overreacted like an absolute bellend, much like your messiah did when he didn't get steak.
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>>686811942
Still funny when you put a small guy in a shit pipe though. And u forgot black books.
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There's plenty of good shows, the US only gets a few and thinks they are the best thing ever.
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Brass Eye

The most edgy British comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU

2001 its like 4chan on tv before it existed.
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>>686811296
Your b8 doesn't work the second time, m8
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>>686810431
The hitchikers guide to the galaxy series, discworld series, young ones, monty python, the thick of it/armando iannuci show, spaced, brass eye

I can keep going?
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>>686812670
Shhh anon, don't tell him about all of our amazing shows, or the other yank faggots will catch wind of it and then try to make their own sub-par versions and ruin them
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>>686811942
Steven toast for president
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>>686812389

>physically assaulting a BBC producer
>produces programmes for the BBC

That was exactly what you implied cunt chops, that little fenian bastard helps produce small segments for one show, he's one of many little people that are given a big sounding role because calling him a runner would be deemed an insult, great attempt at back peddling though.
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>>686812304
Exactly. Like I wrote in
>>686809592
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>>686812091
Wow i admit that speech was impressive
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>>686812091
>A full grown man got what was coming because he couldn't do his job on a global show that he was probably paid handsomely for.
Just to re-iterate, a full-grown man didn't have the maturity and self-control to deal with not getting his meal of choice.

A man-child flagellates another man over some meat. What a guy!

>This is why Islam is spreading so rampantly and easily
Irony is that you probably have more in common in terms of what you think a real man is with Muslims than you do with me. Their idol was a violent and barbaric man who loved to fuck multiple women and little girls and would probably behead a Top Gear producer for giving him non-halal meat. What a guy!

You'd love a bit of shariah law.
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>>686806733
You haven't yet?
Do you live in a fucking dumpster?
That shit will save you so much fucking money on shipping.
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>>686812543
Not b8, m8, real feels. If it interferes with your sensitive disposition, that's your problem. Unless... you're going to get all upset and... and hit me?! Oh no!
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>>686805306
James May detected
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>>686812979
>their own sub-par versions and ruin them
kek
so fucking true.

didn't they even do a remake of shameless, hahaha
they don't get our humour. next they will be trying to do a rab C nesbitt remake
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>>686813722
I get it, you're a cuckfag. Go check your anus and your wife. There may be niggers inside both of them.
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>>686812481
I remember the whole media shitstorm from this, red top papers calling for the heads of everyone involved. True lulz were had
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>>686814253
It was b8 tho
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>>686812481
I used to love this as a kid, it went from the late 90's onwards.
it was taboo but the original wasn't even watershed material.
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>>686814709
What did you say before you learnt the word cuck, and fag, anon? I'm guessing not a lot.

Sometimes I forget how young most of you cunts are.
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>>686815118
Bait is trying to provoke people with a bit of quintessential trollery. I wasn't trolling. I was just responding to OP's question about why Top Gear died. Because of Jeremy being a twat. If you don't like that answer, that's OK. Untangle your knickers and deal with it like someone with more maturity than Jezzer.
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>>686814635
>didn't they even do a remake of shameless, hahaha
Honestly though, The Office, Shameless and House of Cards have done really well. Usually the yanks fuck up remakes but they seem to have struck gold with those.
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>>686815909
You're not just a cuck, you have your head up your arse. But that's typical of a cuckfag so there's that.
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>>686816217
Yeah but it rly was b8
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>>686816828
Wouldn't a cuck lack self-esteem and be a stereotypical beta? You're basically calling me arrogant. Sorry I intimidate you.

I don't think you even know what the fuck you're talking about, little guy.
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>>686812481
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=adam and joe show&sm=3

Since when is a quech a fucking pie google
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>>686817697
You're an annoying cunt is wot u r m8
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>>686806733

how's poverty treating you
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>>686817962
calm down dear, it's a commercial.
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>>686811877
How's it feel to know a Muslim is fucking your sister
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>>686817697
Lefties/liberals/commies are all cuckfags. Of course since you're one of them, you're retarded enough not to realize that.
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>>686805671
And Father Ted was Irish... 0/2
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>>686804085
Amazon bought them. It's called "The Grand Tour" now. Starts next month. Calm your tits.
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>>686804085
Clarkson beat the shit out of an employee for bringing him a cold sandwich.

While normally I'm 100% in favor of beating the shit out of lowly workers, in this instance it wasn't a faggot or a nigger.

Clarkson should be in jail. Seriously, it was fucked up.
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>>686819320
Were you there? No? Stfu then
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>>686811765
As an American who loves British TV and would defend you...all these shows are shit.

How about things that DON'T suck...

Peep Show
Black Books
How Not to Live your Life
Skins (Jesus fuck...look at american Skins...holy christ...wtf)
Misfits!

Shit...you don't even know your own TV...
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>>686811296
>cummies
Is this a new British meme?
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>>686818168
>Lefties/liberals/commies are all cuckfags
On the one hand, you sound like you were just born, still wet behind the ears, and 4Chan is your life.

On the other, you talk like you were raised post-war complete with American paranoia regarding 'the left' and antiquated views in general.

You're... a walking paradox. Deep, man. Real deep.

>inb4 nyah nyah you're a cuckfag liberal nigger nyahh vote trump nyah i bet you like bernie nyahhh
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>>686819498
Yes, I was there.
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>>686810184

Top Kek
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>>686819320
>faggot or a nigger
He was Irish
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>>686819868
>http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cummies
>The term “cummies” has been used in a variety of different communities (mostly BDSM related) to refer to semen
The more you know.
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>>686810277
kek
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>>686820224

> He was Irish

With a job? Yeah, right...
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>>686804085
try and punch one of your co-workers and see how long you stay in that job.

he fucked himself over thinking he was special and ruined a good thing...
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>>686820002
>paranoia regarding 'the left'
The left is actual cancer, look at France. Leftist activists are destroying the place. They've nearly depleted their oil reserves and half the pump stations are out of order.

>antiquated views
Your life is antiquated

>You're... a walking paradox.
Thanks, I guess
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>>686820032
Liar.
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>>686806209
Well thank FUCK for that nigg
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>>686804085
not only is there lemmy's show which is still funny in a different way, but all three hosts are making their own show now. the clips look hilarious.
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>>686821271
Yeah that's right, all leftwingers are commies just like all rightwingers are nazis.

Life's a bit more complex than that. Most people aren't simply left/right, just like most issues aren't. But you'll learn one day, it's cool. Ciao.
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>>686804819
>letterkenny
>literally just sarcastic rednecks cracking one-liners and telling go-nowhere stories
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>>686812481
Remember, Cake is a made up drug
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>>686822136
Of course you don't address the point I made but instead imply I wrote something I didn't. Lefties are full of bullshit like that. You're part of the problem, m8. Goodnight.
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>>686822356
>literally just sarcastic rednecks cracking one-liners and telling go-nowhere stories
Basically 4Chan
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>>686811894
>Fucking Europeans referring to all north America when they say "Americans".

Well, it should refer to South Americans too. If I want to refer to the USA I will say 'Murricans or fat asses.
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>>686805320
amazon probably offered them a better deal then netflix.

netflix is kinda cash strapped at the moment. topgear is really high budget series. their seasonal trips to take cars through the heart of africa, their weekly testing of supercars, their weekly stunts of doing some comedic thing with building a car, owning their own track, having really really good quality filming and editing, etc ,etc. it was the most widely watched show in the world but its not cheap to make that shit. BBC is one of the few companies that could support a show like that. netflix sure as fuck couldnt.
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>>686806932
#rekt
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>>686811931
Brass Eye.
Chris Morris is a god.
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>>686823232
You think it's leftwing activists causing problems in France. Maybe you think the only people who go on strike or protest are leftwingers. Hence why I said life's more complex.

You also seem to think leftwingers/commies/liberals are synonyms. You have a basic understanding of politics - that's the problem, m8.

Sweet dreams.
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>>686824578
him and stewart lee are bae
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>>686823872
>trips to take old second hand cars through the heart of cheap-as-fuck africa
>weekly testing of supercars that were handed to them for a day or two by the manufacturer
FTFY, not everything is that expensive
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>>686824671
>You think it's leftwing activists causing problems in France
Because they are
>Maybe you think the only people who go on strike or protest are leftwingers
Because they are
>You also seem to think leftwingers/commies/liberals are synonyms
I never said that. It's just that as someone far-right (at least relative to you), I get to lump them all together in the same category. I know they're not the same, but then why should I care? I don't identify with any of them.

>You have a basic understanding of politics - that's the problem, m8
You have your head in the sand. That's the real problem, m8
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>>686819535
>Says The inbetweeners and morecambe and wise are shit.
>Says Peep show is good.

What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with you?
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>>686808513
No u
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>>686811894
>>implying Canada does not have distinct culture or humour
It doesn't you inbred dumbfuck. The only way I could tell I went into Canada from the US was that there were more poor healthy people
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>>686806932
No, with the guns that you can buy at fucking walmart and that every burger muncher has in their pocket incase they see a nigger
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>>686810431
Blackadder
Red dwarf
Inbetweeners
Dads army (meh)
Top gear
The office
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>>686827396
Oh yeah and
the young ones
Thats a fucking classic
I love that show so fucking much
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>>686827396
mfw you name inbetweeners as funny
>beside the office

so you name the office
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>>686827396
They all suck
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>>686826945
What Canadian comedies even are there?
Aside from the Trailer Park Boys?
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>>686827500
My dad showed me that show. I was pretty surprised.
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>>686827604
What comedies do you like anon?
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>>686827513
I personaly never found inbetweeners too funny, I know that a LOT of people do though and it can get a chuckle out of me now and again
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>>686819498
what fucking difference does that make if he was there or not you fucking prick! he attacked a member of staff. Someone did that to you you'd be weeping like a bitch. waaahhh sack him..he hit me..you fucking faggot.
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>>686821227
100% right
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>>686827742
My dad showed me it too, I wish there were more episodes of it or episodes on DVD
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>>686827812
Arrested Development
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>>686827604
Tell us what comedies you like
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>>686828037
Is that all, do you just watch arrested development again and again?
Wow you pathetic cunt, you cant say shit about any of those shows
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>>686804085
top gear is shit. People standing around like fucking idiots, glorified car advertisement, dumb challenges only a pub-fly britbong would find funny. You disgust me, get some taste.
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>>686827396
IT Crowd
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>>686828103
Arrested Development
South Park
It's always sunny
Married with children
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>>686828103
I like nigger dicks
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>>686828260
Of course I can faggot. I can also talk shit about your family
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>>686805107
the bait is so fuckin strong here.
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>>686809879

Clarksons a boring faggot. Hammond is a annoying little cunt who got bullied in school. May is an absence of a personality.

You are a fucking faggot as well. An arse licking fanboy. Probably a paedo as well.
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>>686828387
>Southpark
>Its always sunny
Eh, Their good I guess but the rest are shit
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>>686805799
america
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>>686828024
>>686821227

samecuck
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>>686804085
because of leftism
cucks did this to you. faggot nu-males with beards. remember that. aim your anger that them, the real enemy.
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>>686828037
....aaaaand?

Give us a list. We might be able to recommend something you don't think sucks
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>>686828566
Arrested Development is shit?
Also add Seinfeld to the list
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>>686828773
See
>>686828387
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>>686804085
That yellow teeth faggot was never funny. Just an ugly nigger asshole loudmouth.
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because in the real world, if you go roun punching people in the face then sometimes you actually get in trouble
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>>686828546
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>>686805396
and then cancel it because your to cucked for words. then the original cast makes it again and puts it on the inferior streaming service, shitty amazon. you guys are fucking retarded and muslim.
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>>686828689
Nope but nice try. Go to bed.
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>>686806932
Just like the guns that criminals and felons aren't supposed to have?
That works our great.
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>>686805799
Im dutch and english 'comedy' doesn't exist. Especially Monty python is pathetic crap.
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MFW it ended
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>>686805799
America!
Aim for Obama
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>>686812005
Fucken' aye!
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>>686829012

kinda sad that you shopped out the other (You)

life not going well?
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>>686828858
I guess I could recommend out of British comedy:
Green Wing
Monkey Dust (it's animated)
Peep Show
Flowers (pretty new dark comedy)
Brass Eye
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>>686804085
top gear was allways shit
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>>686829358
Thanks for thinking i'm that fast at photoshop bro. If I was then life would be going well.
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>>686829873

no your face is always shit
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>>686829810
Ohhh also anything by David Firth - like Salad Fingers.
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>>686811199
Poor nigger detected
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>>686830728
you took the bait
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>>686829111
British comedy is best comedy. Dutch comedy usually sucks big time. There's only a handful of funny comedians in Dutchland, most of them have jumped on the policor bandwagon. Monty Python is fucking funny btw.

Mooie tripletten trouwens, neger,
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>>686828882
In the real world, some motherfuckers NEED to be punched in the face.
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>>686831160
Out of genuine curiosity, can you recommend any Dutch sitcoms/comedies hat don't suck?

I have fuck all sitcoms from outside of the anglosphere (UK/US/Canada/Aus/NZ) and I'm interested to see more from across Europe.
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>>686831511
I'm not a big fan of sitcoms so I can't recommend you one.
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>>686810431
Do people not find peep show funny? If not, then you all have shit taste if I'm going to be honest
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>>686832054
Any comedies of any kind you can recommend that aren't English-language ones?
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>>686831160
Engelse shit is sowieso altijd pc preutse crap. Niet voor niets is porno er illegaal en worden er (nog steeds!) films gecensureerd. Daarom dacht monty python ook dat ze heel controversieel waren. Niet dus.
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>>686831511
All sitcoms ever here have sucked so dont bother.
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>>686822511
nonce sense.
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>>686832776
I like Theo Maassen, Hans Teeuwen, Daniel Arends and Micha Wertheim, all from the Netherlands. Hans Teeuwen and Micha Wertheim have done comedy routines in the uk and the us, so you will be able to find some english shows done by them. I don't know if there are any subtitled shows of the others available.

I 'm unfamiliar with any non-dutch non-english comedians.
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can't wait to see the lads on Amazon
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>>686833247
Ok :|
>>686832960
What about you, angry guy? What Dutch comedies would you recommend?
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>>686834008
NEW KIDS.

KANKER KUT HOER
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>>686833694
Thanks for the recommendations, I'll give them a try.
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>>686806072
>Clarkson acted like a fucking nigger and assaulted his boss

Yeah nah, Clarkson isn't a good person.
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>>686834008
Im the same person. None.
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>>686825100
You're missing all the behind the scenes stuff that takes a shit load of money to do. You think the camera crews follow along in busted up Volkswagon Beetles? Did all those aerial shots come from a balloon?
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They seem to be focused more on explosions and effect than anything else.

Older Top Gear was humorous.
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I tried watching it with an unbiased view

I can only keep thinking how I miss Jeremy Clarkson

But he punched a producer in the face
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>>686804085
It's patently obvious, even from the first segment, that the new show is going to be shit. It reeks of insincerity, appealing to the lowest common denominator, and gimmickry. The first two segments are perfect examples. In the first one where they chase each other in a viper and corvette that the entire thing is staged, from every line and taunt between the presenters to the obviously staged manner in which they chase each other. Even worse than that though is that nothing even fucking happened. They chased each other for just fucking long enough for them to spit out some banter, and then it just suddenly stops because one of the pilots supposedly gets sick. The reliant robin roadtrip bullshit is guilty of the exact same shit. All they do is drive for a little bit, laugh and make contrived jokes about how matt's broke down, and then they get to wherever it was they were going. From the hosts to the segments its all flash and absolutely no substance and its going to be fucking awful. Thank god the original hosts are making a new show with amazon or one of the last genuinely and honestly entertaining shows would be lost to the sea of patently commercial cancer that makes up the rest of popular entertainment
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>>686805107
ya dun fucked up anon
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>/pol/ here
What the fuck did you think would happen when you have a nigger, kebab, Jews, and a women in one show
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>>686811477
People like you ruin the BBC for the rest of us dickhead. Plebs is shit and so are you.
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>>686838606
>the entire thing is staged
don't know if you realized this, but that's no different from the original. heavily edited, heavily staged.
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>>686839447
you forgot to mention wop.
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>>686839728
Yes of course, but the difference is that they did it in a manner where it was either very obvious that it was staged where they make fun of it or its done in such a manner that it really does seem as though it was done in an improvised manner. With the new show its just painful and cringe inducing. That's why it was the hosts that made the show and not the format
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>>686839728
>>686839986
I could even forgive all of that if it was entertaining in the least, which it isn't
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>>686805937
We can control HBO to an extent as they are a subscription only service. If you don't like HBO you let them no with your wallet. I'm pretty sure the BBC is ran by government bureaucrat. It's like if the FCC ran our programming in the US, it would be utter shit.
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i knew that was going to happen. i just watch the rerun on.

the american version is stupid.
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>>686825100
>FT
If you think that TopGears budget was not one of the highest ever seen in television then you're a literal idiot.
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>>686810431
Mitchel and Webb is the best comedy sketch show there has ever been.
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>>686810431
the league of gentlemen
psychoville
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>>686806932
tell you what, the next time you go out with your knife and achieve anything other than compensating for your tiny cock, which is only accentuated by your morbid obesity, give me a call.
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>>686808199
I like Clarkson and i dont even think hes a cunt, he just plays up to the act for camera. But, he did literally assault a dude. The BBC have let a lot slide, but that was a step too far.
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>>686810431
Father Ted
The IT Crowd
Faulty Towers
Top Gear
Black Books
Peep Show (fucking fantastic dark comedy)
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>>686840891
I'll add to that actually. David Mitchell is in contention for the greatest comedian of all time.
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Like uk and the yanks comedy. Rather than fight lets agree we all speak the best language.


ENGLISH.
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>>686842510
americans do sitcoms from the 90s well. Other than that i actually cant think of any American Comedy worth my time
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>>686841894
>David Mitchell is in contention for the greatest comedian of all time.
Peep Show was the best thing he was in, and he didn't write that.

On panel shows he's an entertaining ranter. That Mitchell and Webb look was hit and miss, but there was some good stuff.

But seriously, think about what you're saying. Best comedian of all time. Come on.

I'd say Stewart Lee, Ricky Gervais and Louis CK are all far better comedians. Louis CK especially. But from the past you've got Dave Allen, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg... David Mitchell is an entertaining character but I don't think he can match any of them in terms of raw funny.
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>>686843086
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Louie's not too bad either
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>>686843086
Seinfeld tho dated, was class. Only thing off the top of my head was arrested development.
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>>686843086
M*A*S*H is pretty good
The Three Stooges is also pretty hilarious considering it ran from the 30's into the 50's
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>>686843394
Have to agree. Though you left out Bill Hicks and Doug Stanhope. Stewart Lee tops it all tho a squashed Morrissey of a comedy god.
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>>686843856
I like you.
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>>686843086
I'm a Brit, but I would say for post-noughties:

Broad City
Parks and Rec.
Malcolm In The Middle
Louie
Tim and Eric
Curb You Enthusiasm
Key & Peele
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>>686810943
Lmfao
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>>686829013
>implying more than 95% of gun injuries and fatalities are caused by criminals

This is the american mindset, everyone. "We better do something that kills us 95% of the time to protect us from something that kills us 5% of the time!"

And you wonder why the rest of the civilized world laughs at you.
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>>686843394
>That mitchell and webb was hit and miss
fuck off
Ricky Gervais is only good at award shows

>David Mitchell doesn't do stand up and so therefore cannot be a great comedian
I take his appearance on panel shows as his stand up, and he makes any show hes on 200% better.
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>>686844121
>Tim and Eric
There's a good reason this shit is only on after prime time is already over
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>>686844322
Take your fabricated nonsensical numbers and replace them back up your ass, thanks
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>>686844322
the number of deaths from gun accidents is dwarfed by people murdered with guns. I dare you to try and prove this wrong.
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>>686844121
actually ill concead Scrubs and Community now that i think about it. But its all just the same shit, some of it good shit, but all the same. I find Key and Peeles delivery awkward
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>>686843394
George Carlin is the preachiest most annoying bullshit if all time.
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>>686844387
>That mitchell and webb was hit and miss
Oh come on it was. I went to see it being filmed live. Him and Robert Webb came up with a couple of really fucking funny sketches, but then there was the inevitable filler and duds throughout (hard to avoid in a sketch show).

>Ricky Gervais is only good at award shows
His stand-up was actually good, and Extras, The Office as well as his podcast; him and Stephen Merchant write comedy gold. Admittedly Derek was an abomination and Life's Too Short was a recycled Extras, but still.
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>>686812005
Absolutely
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>>686845675
Ill admit that I dont like Rickey Gervais purely because i cant stand that level of cringe

As for That Mitchell and Webb Look I cant name a sketch in it that i can honestly say I disliked
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>>686810431
The Thick of It.

/thread
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>>686844889
>I find Key and Peeles delivery awkward

I find there delivery to the crowd fake as fuck, but their sketches are amazing imo. Like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6iC0Vi1yEg
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>>686846439
It made me smile at the very end but idk, its just got that Little Britain kind of vibe which is okay, but not the best.

This is one of my favourites from the ones that i cant remember from Mitch and Webb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
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>>686808810

Canadian who grew up in the uk.. Check your facts dick head
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>>686804085
I agree the new show is fucking dreadful - let's face it, we all knew it would be. On the plus side Top Gear was getting pretty stale. I'm hoping that the old trio might be able to spice things up with Amazon Instant - I don't think there will be as much pressure to have shite stunts like the ambulance episode for example. We'll see.
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>>686844549
>>686844578
Now don't get scared, but it might actually require a small amount of reading, so I'm only linking a very basic overview to you.

http://www.bjs.gov/glance_redirect.cfm
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>>686810431
>>686810431

Father ted, monty python, Alan partridge, Bottom, Black Adder, fawlty towers, Porridge, The IT crowd, Red Dwarf, the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, the young ones, filthy rich and catflap... I could go on all day
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>>686847087
Yeah I remember that one. Pretty much perfectly sums up how I feel about football haha.
I also really liked the Sir Digby Chicken Caesar ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACSo5xk3dE

But these ones I remember finding really boring:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZTiRdcURuI
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>>686847742
>http://www.bjs.gov/glance_redirect.cfm
what the fuck am I supposed to be reading of the thousand pdfs on here?
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I'm adding Detectorists, Getting On and the Mark Steel Lectures to decent British comedies because fuck you, BBC 4 is great.
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>>686848085
Those ones and number wang were hit and miss. Sir Digby chicken Caesar was probably the best reoccurring one.

I thought about it some more and this one might be my favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv2XGQBcvxQ
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>>686848012
Also Spaced. Can't believe nobody mentioned Spaced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vUfBOdSmBU
Resident Evil nostalgia.

Simon Pegg's great.
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>>686843394
>Stewart Lee

His comedy vehicle broke down some time ago. He's fucking shite.
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>>686804085
>implying top gear was ever funny to begin with....
just a bunch of overpaid british wankers driving overpriced toys
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>>686848722
Yeah Detectorists was refreshingly gentle. And Getting On was good - not sure about the new one though, Going Forward.
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>>686848722

Except they are turning it into a sports channel very soon... and killing off BBC3
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>>686849408

Because it's AIDS you plonker
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>>686849536
Only watched the first five minutes of Going Forward before deciding to give it another shot later, was a very slow start. Hoping it'll get funny.

I absolutely love Detectorists, it's not exactly laugh a minute but it has a really good mix of gentle comedy, eccentricity, melancholy and drama. Also shot beautifully and with a great soundtrack. Fingers crossed for a series 3.
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>>686849209
Are you a sardine?
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>>686849693
Aye, thanks very much Conservatives, soon our public television will be just as shit as the rest of the planet.
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>>686823872
The BBC is extremely short of cash. It was never that rich and then the coalition froze the licence fee for 5 year, which amounts to almost a 10% budget cut. Then the Tories got in alone and made the Beeb take over paying for free licences for over75s. That's a 20% cut in one go.
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>>686805306
TOO SLOW
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>>686850374
And forgot to add Micheal Portillo was saying on This Week this month that Netflix has a bigger programming budget than the BBC.
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>>686850238
Exactly - don't think enough people in the UK appreciate just how good the BBC is compared to equivalent public broadcasting services elsewhere, and how fucking great it is not to have a service propped up entirely by advertising revenue. The license fee thing is a contentious issue, especially in the digital age, but I still think the BBC is something to preserve however it ends up being funded.
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>>686840376
>I'm pretty sure the BBC is ran by government bureaucrat
Sorry, but you're wrong.It's run as far away from Gov. as possible. That's why Dishonest Dave is working so hard to destroy it
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>>686849823
Monge two anon
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>>686850374
Am I the only one who feels that the license fee is well worth it? The BBC provides excellent journalism and online content, has a brilliant back catalogue of radio and tv programmes and provides a good mix of niche and popular programmes for all demographics. I think it's appalling that this is being put in jeopardy by a government hell bent on destroying the public sector.
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