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Honestly i'm fucking tired of having a small cock, why couldn't i have been born with a huge 8 inch cock. It's getting to the point where i'm obsessing over huge dicks not because i'm gay or attracted to guys its all because of envy.

they have shit to enlarge tits and ass, a whole smorgasbord of plastic surgery enhancements, why has no one thought of the penis, like a legit penis enhancement that GROWS your cock.

Does anyone else struggle with this, it's the MOST annoying shit ever

picture related
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suicide is always an option lol

femanon here
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>>686799504
its called hormones, which unfortunatly for you it seems you didnt make enough of in your pubescent years
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>>686799743
come on "femanon" you know the rules, tits or GTFO
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>>686799504
Looks like you are going to have to get a black boyfriend or become a trap. Serve the rest of men like you should faggot.
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>>686799802
it is much more related to hormones you take when you are in the womb
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>>686799802
I have a 6 inch + but can't grow a beard. I don't think it's hormones
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these threads always make me feel better about only being 6 inches
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>>686799504
I would fuck the shit out of you with my 7 inch cock
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>>686799504
well to be honest with you, i'm not big i'm stuck at being average (5.5 inches), i have a girlfriend of 3 years and she has no complaints. yes i would absolutely love to be bigger but you need to come to terms with your size and make up for it with giving your chick head.
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>>686799504
could be worse, pic related :/
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>>686799743

Don't listen to this guy.

Become a trap if you can't look a girl in the eye and tell her you've got a small cock and tell that you're going to give her the best oral she's ever had right before you fuck her in the ass as she fucks her pussy with her favorite dildo.
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>>686800047

47 speaks the truth.
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>>686800307
thats that gspot curve bro, gets right in there
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>>686800345
found the cuck
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>>686799504
Having a 8inch dick as soon as you're born is a bit much isnt it?
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>>686800000
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>>686800345
Yeah, ass fucking with that thing will go smoothly, I'm sure. He'll get maybe past the opening on a good day.
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>>686799504
this is the reason my gf cheated on me, i found pictures of huge dicks in her phone. im 3 inches hard
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>>686800307
wat
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>>686799504
>Honestly i'm fucking tired of having a small cock, why couldn't i have been born with a huge 8 inch cock.
Your dad couldn't take it so he didn't give you the cream during the year that matters.
Everyone could have an 8-9" dick (12-16" if gay) if their dads could live with their sons having bigger cocks than they do.
Ask a F2M tranny they will tell you about the cream and the 1 year window.
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>>686799504
There are a few surgeries that do work

If you have testicles that are high up on your shaft they can move the skin back so it is attached further down the shaft, making the penis appear larger

The rest of the surgeries are way harder to do and only know of them being done correctly in Germany at a private hospital, would cost in range of 30K-100K depending on what you wanted to do
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>>686800307
When that pussy stank so bad that yo dick makes a u-turn
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>>686801028
kek
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>>686801028
shut the fuck up
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>be asian growing up
>thought I was gonna have a small dick because everyone said asians are tiny
>hit puberty
>dick becomes huge and 5.8 inches thick in girth
>laugh at all the puny white guys

feels fucking good winning the genetic lottery
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>>686800864
there are no surgeries that work without leaving your cock all botched looking like franken dick
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>>686800307
Photochop some chick made of the perfect g spot stimulator. not a real cock.
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>>686800050

Same here. Nice 6-6.25 inch dick, huge balls, can only grow a goatee, smooth cheeks.

Partially related to your LH or HcG levels, because one of those turns into follicle stimulating hormone (FSH) and testosterone. And everyone I know who has taken steroids got a thicker beard.

But it's also genetic from a beard growth pattern perspective.
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>>686800664
U serious?
Im 3 inches soft and feel emberissed around gf if she sees it unerect. Sometimes shes made jokes abiut it in its unerect state.
6.5-7 hard and she complains sometimes when im all the way in her.

How did you manage??
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>>686801028
i keked
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>>686799743
Tits with timestamp or stfu and gtfo retard.
>hey look at me I'm a girl rawwrrrr xDd
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>>686801155
yeah bet you haven't used it you fucking nerd
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master race reporting in, how's it feel, OP?
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You have many options:

Kill yourself.

Dedicate yourself to work and become rich. A reasonably hot woman will marry you. Just be careful with divorce, cover your ass and remain smart.

Dedicate yourself to a cause other than procreation/family building.

Sublimate your sexual instincts into artificial outlets like porn, VR, sex toys, etc.

Settle with a fat or ugly woman.

Become gay.


So many options! A bigger dick is probably not one until another half century.
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>>686801289
same here. that's totally normal, just look at the old greek and roman statues they didn't give a shit. your gf complains about you being too big though?
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>>686801533
Did u dip your dickhead in acid or something?
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>>686801155

Pics or it didn't happen. There are fair skinned Latin men with pubic hair like that.
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>>686801533
looks like your dick is turning white,
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>>686801155
>white girls do not lust after asian men

Sorry Chong, they only want you to help them on their homework, while their football playing bf rails them. Enjoy your waifu pillows.
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Get good with your tongue and fingers. Also, get used to include toys like vibrators and buttplugs during sex with whomever is unfortunate enough to end up dating you. Doggy style gives the most penetration for your micropenis. Don't even think of trying to do it sideways, your tiny cock will always pop out just when we're starting to move our hips faster and harder to feel good, and that really pisses us off. I mostly just date smoking hot Latinos nowadays after I found this image, just to play it safe. (I'm a girl irl)
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>>686801155
That is one beautiful dick, anon
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>>686799504

just get a chastity cage and embrace the sissy lifestyle. You were born for it.
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>>686799504
if you were born with an 8 inch cock you'd be one hung baby
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>>686801196
>there are no surgeries that work without leaving your cock all botched looking like franken dick

see here :

>http://www.deutsches-zentrum-urologie.com/de/penisvergroesserung-fotos.html

Again your gonna pay a lot but it can be done
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>>686801819
tits
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>>686801155
me too man

>have the cock of a roman god
>be asian
>get zero pussy because of race
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>>686801533
Nigga, what even is that tip?
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>>686799504
I'm 7 1/2inch. Feel's good man. But it's not really good for my girlfriend who is short and tight. So it's not all good.
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i'm 6 inches erect. my wife loves it. i thank my lucky starts in this aspect.

no matter what your doubts my be, i know she loves it. she's not smart enough to 'act'. i already almost hurt her with my size, she says it's perfect.

i think just like men's penises vary, women's tastes and cunt deepness varies.

that isn't to say that a majority of women don't prefer 6 inch + penises, not due in small part to pornography
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>>686801585
Yea.
Mine kinda looks like the greek statue ones. Where it is not thick looking or long. But i grow alot when hard. Not too thick though.
I think 5inch girth.

Gf mentioned once that she wish it was a bit thicker. But i have made her bleed before.
And shes not a tiny girl.
Shes 5"9 and skinny.
I should have said shes tiny and petite, but tallish.

Sometimes she complains after sex that i fucked her too hard, and sometimes i feel my dick hitting this thing. Idk.

But, when im not hard it becomes kind of emberissing and hate having her see my fully unerect cock as least as possible.
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>>686799504
>i'm obsessing over huge dicks not because i'm gay or attracted to guys its all because of envy.
gay guys statistically have larger penises and date larger penises
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>>686801533
jesus christ what's wrong with your dick
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>>686801143
Ain't happening son
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>>686801932
i see not much difference in the pictures,
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>>686799504
suck huge cocks and swallow to gain their strength
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>>686801533
looks like your cock has the case of vitiligo
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>>686802181
yeah i know the feeling. i'm 6.5 but it varies a bit flaccid from small to just normal. dicks are weird.
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>>686802009
you can always get asian pussy, and that's some pretty damn good pussy lemme tell you that
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this is your future op
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>>686802500
Do u have gf?

What is her reacfion too seeing your flaccid cock?
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>>686801289
>>686801585
>>686802500
>>686802751
yeah try having a 5.5 inch erect cock, when im flaccid its like 1-2 inches. but whatever i get my girlfriend off she thinks its perfect size
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>>686802751
no gf but i do chaturbate and it hasn't been an issue ever. i'm definitely more comfortable hard than soft though oddly. reminds me of that seinfeld shrinkage episode "i was in the pool!" basically you can't tell much from flaccid.
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>>686800307
New meme + fuck u jew
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>>686802009
do the chinese have a big white cock fetish? I know they fucking love whitie over there but do they actually produce white fetish porn?
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>>686803135
Not sure if same person. But.

Does she make jokes of it if she sees it unerect?

How old are you and her?
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>>686803135
she's lying mate
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>>686800307
pussy fishing hook: cast it out and reel em in.
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>>686800307
>penetration difficulty setting: high
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>>686803271
how the fuck would you possibly know that, faggot
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Us small cock guys have to learn to eat pussy like a mad man. I have got my girl off 9 times with my mouth. She didn't even need any cock after that but I still left a load in it. Work with what you have but you have to act more confident.
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>>686803135
Are you me?
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>>686803256
no jokes, shes never said I'm small or any of that shit. When i'm fucking her she says i'm big which kinda puts me off because i know my size and i know by any means i'm not "big", I'm 22 and shes 21.

>>686803271
whatver man
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>>686803597
she probably isn't lying. best selling dildo on amazon is a 6.5 insertable 5 or so and change. porn women god bless em aren't like everyday women.
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>>686799743
>femanon here
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>>686801819
I'm Colombian
This chart makes me happy and is accurate ;)
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>>686803861
yeah sometimes when im flaccid my dick buries itself like its uncircumcised, thats only because ive gained some weight
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Jelking apparently works
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Youre just gay. Traps have small dicks, ipso facto you're a trap.
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>>686799743
this made me lol
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>>686799743
there haven't been girls on here since like 2010
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>>686799504
why just have a small cock when you can also form an intimate relationship with a gal? small dicks don't matter as long as you can love each other
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>>686804071
Confirmed. You are me.
Literally same situation with my girl. She loves the size, Her Pacific Ocean of vaginal flooding can be no fake haha
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>>686801155

>not even having a six inch girth dick
>bragging about it

ROFL
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>>686802751
also, i think it's more embarassing being seen flaccid because you don't want people drawing the wrong conclusion and thinking you're smaller than you actually are. hard, it's just there and is what it is.
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>>686799743
>Trap anon is not following his own advice
You have aids.
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>be hispanic
>slightly above average penis with nice girth
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>have a huge cock 7 inches
>cant last more than 2 - 3 minutes fucking my girlfriend

i would trade my size to last longer in beg
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>>686804564
it just means your a grower not a shower
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>>686799743
believe me. I want to die and I think about suicide every day. I've come to terms with my curse in life and I keep to myself, I don't talk to anyone, I have no reason to go on living but I do and I'm pretty much just waiting to die. My life is pretty miserable and I don't care if I dropped dead right this second but my will to live is stronger than any other primal feelings I have. It sucks but I'm pretty sure I'm going to die pretty soon, I have liver damage and Pancreatitis from heavy alcohol use
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>>686801028
>>686803365
>>686803360
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>>686804977
i know and i think most people know that but still
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Lol cucks
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>>686805176
fuck off you ginger faggot
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>>686804213
no woman wants a guy with a small cock
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>>686805176
nice, aside from the merchant stealing your foreskin.
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>>686803886
Maybe its just cause my gf is is 18. And has probably only seen one othee flaccid cock in real life with her previous hook ups. So shes juat acting immature. I hope she grows up out of that aspect of it.
How many mates did your gf have previous too you?
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>>686805176
cuckolds in this thread on suicide watch after seeing an asian guy with a dick that can actually satisfy a white girl
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>>686805013
find a way to make the most of it. some people have a small cock fetish. find a niche.
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>>686805176
Whenever I see a circumcised dick like this it just makes me cringe at how dried up the head is. Dickheads are not supposed to be dry and wrinkly
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>>686805279
I have blonde hair you smalldicked faggot
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>>686804669
7in ≠ huge
You're "above average"
Huge is 9-10in +
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>>686805176
you have almost not balls
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>>686805693
>race mixing
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>>686801028
this isn't facebook you queer, fuck off
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>>686805607
I think like 6 or 7, big and small guys.

your gf sounds like a bitch if she puts down your size, its not like you can do anything about it so really its a low blow
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>>686805693
Theyre so butthurt about their small dicks its funny to me

This is my cock flaccid faggots. Cry yourselves to sleep
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my dick will stretch a white woman out, they won't be able to orgasm from a small white dick after I'm done with her.
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>>686800345
>tell that you're going to give her the best oral she's ever had
ends up not even being in the top 20 and you get laughed out of the bedroom
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>>686805607
be more open with your girlfriend, ask her questions how many guys shes been with how big or small they were, let her know that your self conscious about your flaccidity.and if you have a big dick that really shouldnt bother you, just get hard and stick your cock in her stupid mouth
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>>686802326
You gain an inch from it or something

The other surgery I'm talking about (moving balls down the shaft slightly ) makes you look another inch larger, and only if you actually do have it high on your shaft...

You're not gonna be able to gain more than an inch with surgery without being disfigured.
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>>686805946
Soz bro, i'm staying, so you'll have to find a new site to visit if you can't stand reading my posts
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Your not alone /b/rother. At least you don't have a stereotype to live up to. Pic relate.
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Learn how to eat pussy like a champion
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>>686805702
I'd rather die than not have a normal relationship
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If you come out the womb with an 8 inch cock the doctor should be concerned.
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>>686806223
no shit were butthurt about our small dicks, its not like we can do anything to change our size you fucking faggot
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>>686806223
You sure have a sad white girl fetish, gook. Keep dreaming though, I'm sure you'll find one.
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Wow. You guys really DO have small cocks. Mine isn't too impressive, but you guys are tater tots.
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>>686799504
Brace yourself.

theladbible.com/articles/married-dad-spends-ps15-000-on-getting-a-monster-penis-270516
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>>686806702
just lose that weight and youll gain a good 3 - 4 inches
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>>686799504
Natural selection bud.
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r8 plz
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>>686806702

..jesus how fucking fat are you?

I'm like 100 lbs over weight and you're way fatter than me.

Lose weight to help out bro....
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>>686799504
hahaha im rocking a thick 8 incher hows it feel
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>>686806929
3.5/6
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>>686807029
Plz show
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>>686806929
i have those socks/10
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LEARN

HOW

TO

EAT

PUSSY

WATCH

NINA

HARTLEY

VIDEO

OP

YOU CAN DO IT
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>>686806929
Manscaping is ok/10
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>>686806962
I weight 283 and I'm 5'6.
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>>686805344
might be true but it's also true that it won't be my criterion to send someone away.
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>>686807044
you talking about flaccid/erect?

>>686807117
got them on amazon. 10 for rating? u crazy
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>ex girlfriends all made fun of small dick
>one straight up left me for some guy with huge dick and weed hookup
>start going out with childhood friend who loves me for me
>haven't done the diddly doo for fear of history repeating
>even if I want to I feel like the shame has given me some form of erectile disfunction

Probably going to kill myself if she leaves me

Tongue action is my only way out
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>>686806861
I hope so. I've been doing some cardio for about two weeks now. I'm going to try and stick with it this time around.
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>>686807182
LOL

that nina hartley video is a joke
anyone can eat pussy faggot, but not everyone got a big dick
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>>686806410
I know how many shes been with. 7. Same as me.

And i have asked her those questions. And she said i was the longest hard.
But she never mentioned anything about flaccid length. Im just pretty insecure about flaccidity length and she knows that. Cause i sometimes make jokes when she says oh that plate is too big, get the smaller one. And then i say, see bigger is not always better. Ect ect.

Still hurts tho. Its just a defense mechanism and me trying to convey to her in a joking way that i am insecure about my flaccid sjze.

Feels like im too uncomfertable to even take a shower with her if im not somewhat aroused and have a semi hanging flaccid. Whenever we have taken showers together its been after sex so my dick hangs down but is enlarged with blood still.
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>>686799504

there is a surgery if u can afford it
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>>686807445
LOL good for you buddy. Im just trying to help him.

You will have a better life than OP, but if OP learns how to eat pussy, his life wont be as shitty as now.

Now fuck off
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gf is interested in seeing you small dicks jerk off to her. post your kik handle if you're interested. Will share pics and vids for you to get off to.
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R8?
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>>686807258
get off this board and go to /fit/, get down to 200 lbs and you'll gain a lot from it, youll be suprised.

i was at 315 and at that time i thought my dick was like 4 inches hard, now im down to 185 and i have a 6 inch dick
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>>686806702
>black
>small dick
Yeah that's tough.
Good luck to you brother.
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>>686799504
Just move to asia,then you'll have an average sized dick.
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>>686807535

already mentioned legit ones

>>686801932
>>686802326
>>686806438
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>>686807488
your gf sounds like a cunt
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>>686806929
ugly circumcision scar but ok size / 10
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>>686800852
Wtf is the cream
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>>686799504
>Honestly i'm fucking tired of having a small cock

HOLY SHIT, haven't laughed like that on /b/ for like a week
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Hows it make you feel knowing there are those of us out there with cocks 9 times larger than yours.

A small cock is natures way of telling you not to reproduce
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>>686801155
Thats alright, pretty big for an asian, but 5.8 really isn't that thick
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>>686807756
Damn! Congrats man. Did you lose that weight from the information on /fit/?
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>>686808283
yeah and was just tired of feeling and looking like a piece of shit, it feels nice when girls actually check me out because i look like a normal human being again
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>>686801533
What's up with the tip of your dick? Looks like a magic eye optical illusion.
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>>686799504
last time i measured was when i was 18 at 7.5 inch. thought i would have done growing after that.

measured for the first time since then, 21 years old now (measuring from the top and all) i'm 8.75 inches now
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How to SHRINK my penis?

I'm fucking tired of have a big cock. Why couldn't i have been born with a small 3.5 inch cock. It's getting to the point where i'm obsessing over small dicks not because i'm gay or attracted to guys its all because of envy.

they have shit to enlarge tits and ass, a whole smorgasbord of plastic surgery enhancements, why has no one thought of the penis, like a legit penis enhancement that SHRINKS your cock.
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>>686808162
how does it make you feel that I've already reproduced and fucked the gene pool further
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i think girth is more important than length
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>>686809035
This guys knows it
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>>686809035
Depends on the girl
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>>686809035
What was average girth again?
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>>686804109

Why hasn't anyone mentioned jelqing?

Does it work? Anyone have positive experiences with it or have I been wasting my time for the past 4 days
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>>686808645
Good because I know your wife is getting her pussy stretched on the side, and the kid is probably theirs and not yours
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>>686807633
this: >>686806929?
>>686803494
>>686799504
>>686800307
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>>686809035
doesn't mean long dicks are all thin

long dicks are almost always thick
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>>686805013
obvious winrar/10
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>>686799504
Testosterone deficiency during puberty. Blame science, anon.

How about just find somebody who appreciates your cock for what it is and calm the fuck down?

Are you aware that there are people out there who actually find small cocks attractive?

Yeah, find one and quit using your penis is an excuse for why you don't talk to people and try to get laid.

You've GOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
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>>686809272
3.5 flaccid and 4.5 erect
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>>686803365
adolf kekler
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>>686801155
It looks like a pussy with a fake cock held on top lol
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>>686801155
nice dick but you've got some tiny balls
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>>686809450
She died in childbirth and the kid is honestly a little shit so I hope you're right
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>>686805013
maybe u can cut it out, it sounds stupid, but your problem is over... and u dont ve dick, there is new dick trasplant
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/16/health/first-u-s-penis-transplant/
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>>686809932
I know right? The only good thing about it is that makes my dick look proportionally larger.
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>>686800499
kek
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>>686805176
mutilated jew spotted
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I'm not small, but I'm not huge either.
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>>686799504

START HANGING DUDE. I WENT FROM 6" TO 9' IN 4 YEARS. WORKS SLOWLY BUT HUH, BETTER THAN HAVING A SMALL DICK
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Got beard and cock.
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>>686808545
Well congratulations again mate. I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to end it all because of my weight and problems it has caused in my life. I've tried various diets over the years and I've spend my fair share of gym fees to gyms I buy memberships for and only go once or twice. I must admit my willpower is lacking. I really need to break this habit! I just printed some stuff from the sticky in /fitness/. I'm gonna do this; I have to do this.
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>>686809943
How are you gonna feel when your kid hits puberty and gets a bigger dick than you have
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>>686801155
the grip you have in that photo is cheating. It makes it look bigger. It makes mine look 7 inches when in reality Im just passed 6. Nice try I guess... I mean just by posting your dick online you've already lost either way.
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>>686800664

I'm never 3 inches
not even after a cold dip in the water
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>>686809418
lol 4 days.... you might gain like half an inch after 4 years
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>>686800852

pls
"the cream"???

Is this when you eat the semen of an adult man as a youngster?
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>>686810884
I don't need to grip it that way, I've posted several times already in different angles.
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>>686810881
I'd probably kill myself considering it's a girl
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>>686811018


OH FCK OFF NIGGR. I GAINED 4" FROM HANGING IN 4 YEARS. JELQING FOR 4 YEARS" 1" MIN.
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>>686799802
Lol your so dumb it hurts.
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>>686810113
well at least there is less of a target to get hit. I got hit there so hard by a stray tennis serve when I wasn't looking I ended up in the ER. my right one hasn't been right since:'(
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>>686801533

loosk like burn victim
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>>686799504
I have an 8" penis and am a manlet. Its never been a problem to get women when you have a big dick.
My advice to small dick guys...kill yourself.
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>>686811230
you're
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>>686811513


LOL.......BEING SHORT IS ONLY SECOND TO BEING MORBIDLY OBESE ON THE LIST OF THINGS WOMEN HATE THE LIST.
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>>686799743
>femanon
stop
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>>686811193
> Not having a trap daughter
> current_year
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Girls for the most part won't make fun of your penis to your face, but they damn well sure will tell their friends about your tiny weiner.
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>>686801585

That's not why the statues all had small dicks.
It would be considered pornographic and gratuitous to show normal or large dicks.
Do you think all the guys had that physique too?
If they were being accurate like everyone thinks that you'd expect some normal variation like in the actual population. But the statues aren't meant to represent reality.
Check their porn from the day and you'll see them drawing big dicks because that was sexy.
Then there was the dick God too.
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>>686801819


HOW IS 6.3" "HUNG"? I AM 6.5" AND NOT LARGE AT ALL. IT'S PROBABLY AVG.
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>>686811189
that's one weird looking cock lol

rather suck a normal asian guy off than that weird thing. why is it thicker at the head then gets thinner? lol
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>>686812201


SURE YOU WOULD FAT FUCK
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>>686801028
Kek
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Same issue here. But seriously not a big deal for most ladies, just train your tongue. ;)
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>>686812201
>thick baseball bat cock is worse than some traffic cone

you got shit tastes in dick
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If you think you have a small penis, you do. Suicide is always an option.
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>>686812535
yeah or a penis extender.
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>>686801819
Lebanese reporting
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>>686810792
Damn 9' that's impressive
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>>686810829
dont give up, there will be times when you want to but just know you will feel so much better and look so much better not having to carry around the weight of another person
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>>686805721
>>686810315

So upset about something you don't have to worry about
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>>686812127
You're so chalky it causes cottonmouth.
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>>686810829
go 5 times a week to the gym and do that for a year and you'll lose all that weight bro,
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>>686801585
greek statues had small penises because the sculptor wanted you to focus on the body, not the schlong.
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>>686810626
Your head fucking humongous holy shit.
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>>686810829
Lose weight and you can gain up to 3" of hidden penis shaft.
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>>686812507
>picture

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>686799504
See, this is why people shouldn't take Asian women for wives.
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>>686814610
>>686814652
>>686814911
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I'm pleased with my size OP
Sick to be you
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nice dick brah
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Speaking as a big dicked guy, I've never had a girl cheat on me ever. They never needed to. Even after we broke up later they got pissed at me because they were used to a certain level of orgasmic sex and their new boyfriend just couldn't cut the mustard with dick size and stamina.
Dick size overrules everything, women don't care about money, height, family name, but if they find out you have a huge cock and know how to use it, they're yours as long as you want them. I've even had ex-GF's come back and want to fuck just to remember what it was like.
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>>686799504
Bruh its not about the size what matters is if u know how to use it I have a gf Nd my dick is 5.5 and she never complained cuz I know how to use it
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Sorry to hear
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>>686799504
stay rekt faggots
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>>686815928
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>>686815654
>my dick is 5.5 and she never complained
To your face...
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>>686815988
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>>686815654
>things average dick guys always say

they always say this lol
what kind of girl would make of their current boyfriend?
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DESUDESUDESUDESU
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>>686799504
>pegym
>.com

You're welcome.
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>>686816081
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>>686816085
Well she's a tranny
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>>686799504
It's called phalloplasty genius. They also have implants.
The first is less invasive, the 2nd is putting foreign objects in your body.
Take your pick or get over it.
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>>686801912
kek
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>>686816212
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>>686802326
>>686801196
autist
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Seriously if its under 7.0" its a small dick. She will be discussing your lack of cock with your friends. If you are 7.5" or bigger its not hard to be legendary with the girls at work if word spreads around about what you're packing.
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>>686816311
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>>686808637
i know this isn't legit, but incase people want a nice sissy dick.

rub preparation H all over it and leave it on

also take loads of speed.
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>>686816427
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>>686816616
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>>686816766
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
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>>686816865
I'll tongue ur anus
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>>686801028
Shut up fucking nigger.
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>>686799504
that's a really good point, if girls can get decent sized dicks created when they transition then why not dudes get bigger ones made?? They could use ear tissue or something
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>>686800000
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>>686817331
Grow up
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>>686817679
Dicklet found
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>>686816576
Really?

I am wanting to have a much smaller penis
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>>686801155
huge 5.8 inches? k. not small, but not huge either
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>>686810626
Haha holyfucking shit thats more like a shroom then a dick :D
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>>686804059
Same here, FeelsGoodBro
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>>686817331
are you dumb
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>>686818109
gay friends tell me about prep H all the time

and i've lost a couple inch over the years from speed abuse, when you're high it's tiny but atleast 10x more sensitive, i've had 18hour wanks that are some of my fondest memories
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seriously, I get told I'm like fucking a chainsaw; a massive dick is not as good as it's cracked up to be
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>>686799504
http://www.gq.com/story/penis-enlargement-surgery
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>>686815710
Jesus Christ, shave or something
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>>686815710
Jesus Christ, shave or something.
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Biggest advice I can give to anons here is... LOSE WEIGHT.
It will not only make you feel a lot better about yourself, it'll also reviel that you have a hidden amount of penis shaft that is covered by your fat, this can vary from 1-3 inches depending on the person.

Cheapest and safest way of gaining penis length, unless you're already a toothpick with a 3 inch penis, then this might not work for you.
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>>686818610
I'll give the Prep. H a shot

Having an 18 hour jerk off session sounds like it's not sensitive at all

What's you size now after losing a couple inches?
Was it your intention to shrink your penis?
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>>686814406

at least he's trying to kill himself
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just man up and resign yourself to a life of taking it up the ass, OP
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>>686801028
I'm choking
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>>686804209
>newfag
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>>686801819
Penis size vs GDP
Wtf world
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>>686818319
Think he meant in girth....
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>>686818487
That's what she said
XD
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>>686816419

6.25" virtually every woman i've fucked keeps me from going bumping her cervix, too much pain for her
Never herd too small from them or their friends
Explain this?
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>>686818993
not trying to start cut vs uncut debate but I have a foreskin so the 18 hours was great no chafe.

i'm 5.5-6 depending on how hard I get now

my intention was temp shrink; i used to put panties on under my clothes, take a load of speed then go out to 6 till 6 raves; arrive home and spend the next 12-18 hours wanking and taking more speed lol, then I'd cum buckets (also 10x better than normal wank) + immediately crash off the drugs/pass out
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R8 my cock /b/ros
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>>686820326
You have a kik? You sound interesting
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>>686820318
>6.25" virtually every woman i've fucked keeps me from going bumping her cervix, too much pain for her
>Never herd too small from them or their friends
>Explain this?

My GF LOVES having her cervix bumped.
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>>686801819
Well, i don't know how this applies in general. But i am Norwegian, blonde and pale. Not too tall 1.80cm and my dick is 7.7 (19.55cm)
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>>686799504
Pretty sure penis enlargement surgery is a thing.
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>>686820468
kik : boyboymica

note: i've had sex with guys and girls + still prefer wanking lol. broken by porn but not complaining.
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Rate
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>>686808273
>>pretty much 6inch around
>>not big
Ffs
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>>686820794
If women aren't talking about big cock, they're thinking about it.
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>>686815710
Jesus Christ, shave or something
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>>686804277
Maybe read the post again...
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>>686821058
not big
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>>686815460
>Women dont care about money
HAHAHAHAHA
Thats how we can tell your post is bullshit.
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