What does /b think of the manbun?
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What does /b think of the manbun?
>>686798027
Maximum hipster faggotry.
>>686798027
Horrible hipster trash
It reminds me of muslims and I don't like muslims
It's fucking stupid and everyone who likes it fucking stupid
>>686798027
I really want to hit anyone I see sporting it with a shovel.
Niggers can't even grow actual long hair, they have to do the latest trendy thing with it.
I have long ass hair but not that shaved sides bullshit. I think a bun looks better than a god damn ponytail, that shit is creepy. For wearing my hair up at work and what not
Utter degeneracy
Propagated by women who read romance novels and fantasize about men with long hair.
If I ever fight a guy with a fucking man bun I'm grabbing him by his hair and throwing him
>>686798508
Oh yeah, you're so tough Anon!
I sure never want to mess with you irl
Anon wants to pull a man's hair in a fight. What a faggot.
No such thing as a Man bun. It's a woman's bun on a man's head. Stop being faggots.
>>686798508
I punched a kid in the face who had a man bun, for other reasons. The punch was so strong that it got the hair band out of his greasy shitty hair and it went down, ending the man bun. It was a small thing but I was proud of it
>>686798508
>Pulling on another man's hair
Faggots detected
Y'all need to fucking chill. Quit getting assmad these guys are scooping up women you're interested in.
>>686798027
Looks like a good handle for when he's being raped in prison.
just grow out some pigtails you faggot ass bitch
>>686798027
the unmistakeable hallmark of a true hipster faggot cunt.
any "man " who sports this shit deserves to have his testicles wrenched asunder and stuffed down his neck.
use this hairstyle as a gauge on trustworthiness and masculinity, if one is visible then he has neither trustworthiness or masculinity.
>>686798027
looks like a kung fu panda character
>>686798508
>I'm grabbing him by his hair and throwing him
only okay if you're swole or Asian.
>>686798027
Do it if it makes you happy and you feel that it will complement your looks.Don't do it because it's the "shit" right now.
>>686798027
I know two guys with it and they are both pretty awesome but I personally keep mine short. Dont know why this hairstyle makes 4chin so butthurt
i had long hair briefly. girls loved it in a bun, but i had to get it cut for job interviews. too bad
>>686800097
This goes for pretty much everything.
I have a beard, but only because I genuinely look better with one. I'm fucking 30 and still get carded for cigarettes, which is ridiculous because I'm 6'5".
I wear a manbun and hate hipsters
Fairy bullshit
As a guy with really long hair, it looks fucking retarded, and only appeals to faggy hipsters. A regular ponytail works just fine.
>>686798027
looks fucking retarded
>>686801527
A regular ponytail looks fucking creepy on anyone.
>>686801690
Found the hipster.
>>686798027
It's for vegans
>>686799453
>>686799929
Not him but a fight is a fight honestly, grabbing hair is no more of a pussy a move than slamming or grabbing guys up during a fight. Do whatever it takes not to lose.
>>686798027
Looks fucking ugly
>>686798027
It's the naruto headplate of hairstyles
>>686800880
I am a hipster and hate manbuns
>>686798027
>manbun
>man
Nothing manly about that. Also never met anyone with it that isn't a 100% douch.
>>686802133
why? because they're too popular now?
that's the most hipster thing to say
>>686798027
faggotry
I just tried it and it's a bit grown now. Had an electric clipper and was bored one day so I tied a bun up top and clipped the sides. It looks meh, I'm just gonna let it grow now
>>686798027
I love it, i used to have one but then I cut my hair and now I'm waiting for it to grow again.
>>686798027
Actually its pretty comfortable to wear, no hair in eyes and mouth and ponytail is for greasy metalheads or old hippies. Its more of a practical thing for me not a style. Girls generally love it with beard though.
>>686798027
That man is legit a 10/10 human being (judging by the face). No homo though
>>686798027
I have a manbun it started as a joke because it's Hipster bullshit but it stuck now a year later the manbun is part of me along with skinny jeans craft beer from my friends basement suspenders bow ties and facial hair. it's a fucking parasite sucking away my life killing me slowly
My advice stay away from it Before it gets you too
>>686798027
Nothing, i don't care what cunts do for pussy as long as i get some too.
Helllaaa raaddd bruuuhh
if a girl wears a manbun what is it called
I think it looks good if you have the body/face for it.
>>686798027
The man bun... Let's anal-ize this. Man: the male gender of human. Woman: the female gender of human. Bun: a circular hairstyle that is worn by women of the human race. Man-bun:a circular hairstyle that women wear; now some males of the human race have decided to wear.
Man-bun- the gateway drug to sucking dick.
Faggotry at its finest.
>>686798027
Gay.
>>686802133
I am a manbun and hate hipsters
>>686798027
Don't care for the shaved sides
>>686798508
smart, only idiots wear long hair in combat for this reason
>>686802330
>It's hipster to like manbuns
>It's hipster to dislike manbuns
Looks like we're all hipsters then. Make up your fucking mind.
>>686802659
A bun you fucking retard.
90% of you fucking nerds are obese balding tubs of lard. I have a manbun and its fucking awesome!
Eat its nerds.
>>686802687
yeah but sucking dick ain't all that bad, you'd know this if weren't some crazy christfag trying to push your outdated shit
>>686803207
The only thing you're eating is cock.
>>686801901
But in fact it's a shit move, pulling his hair will hurt him a little but it doesnt stop him from rapid-punching you in the stomach until you split blood, the hair is not a vulnerable spot therefor it's not worth targeting or spending any energy on
>>686803207
You're going to cringe looking at your current manbun pictures in 5 years.
Guaranteed.
>>686798027
It needs to be dipped in soy sauce and served to some asians
>>686798027 the only manly thing in you is that dick in your ass
>>686803309
Yea that must be it... You like feeling a man seed in your mouth. Must be tough knowing you just ate sperm... I hope you get AIDS.
>>686802559
>Its more of a practical thing for me not a style.
bet you've been wearing you're hair like a fag for decades amirite?
>>686798498
This guy gets it. Pony tails look like rats tails and some times you gotta clean up.
OP here. I have mixed opinions on it. I dont mind if guy with long hair wear it up in a bun ( i did sometimes when i had long hair) but if you have shaved sides it just looks weird.
>>686798027
i have a bun, but its only temporary until my hair gets long enough for a Ragnar braid. thoughts?
>>686802559
Practical huh? Why let it grow then? And if you let your hair grow, why not a ponytail? ( just because you have long hair, it doesn't mean you can't wash it so you won't look like the "greasy metalheads" you mentioned)
Keeps my hair from being a pain until I can donate again. I also cover it with a beanie so no one can tell.
>>686798508
good thing i dont get into fights then
>>686804340
viking/10
>>686798027
Looks pretty good in the picture, itt these manchilds thinks that men should only have short hair.
Long hair on some guys makes them look more attractive to women and overall looks better. Oh wait i forgot where am i for a minute, none of these fags in this thread has ever talked to a girl
>>686798027
absolutely disgustingly gay
>>686798027
2010/10
>judging people based on appearances alone
Stay shallow and ignorant. Makes it easier for us to get pussy while you circlejerk about how much you hate superficial mundane shit. top kek
>>686805580
you're on /b/, son.
you're not getting any pussy whatsoever m8.
Only works for good looking white guys
>>686805777
trips have spoken
>>686805580
Yeah, stay ignorant fucker, we are shallow creatures, and we do care about looks, and judge people based on looks because we're highly visual creatures and it makes sense to do so from an evolutionary standpoint.
>>686803761
Oh snap!
>caring this much about another man's hair as if it reflects on you in anyway
Literal faggotry.
You're no better than women.
>>686803794
Not really, for like last year or two. Ive tried it because I thought it looked googd and styed with it because its a very low-maintenance. You just put your hair in a bun in a morning and dont care about it your hair all day.
>>686804504
i look weird and average with short hair and my gf wont let me to cut it and Im fine with it. So its a practical way of having long hair for me.
>>686806472
Faggot.
Dumb.
Only men with good jawlines and/or models can pull it off.
Of all the things that could be done with long hair is pretty much the most boring one. What would /b/ think about a man with a braid?
>>686798027
Because:
>manbun is for straight man
>bold head is for gay
Wake up faggots! This is 2016, not your gays era.
And i wonder who was the first to introduced this awesome hairstyle?
>>686806998
Nice for a while, trouble to keep it well groomed (split ends and shit ), and more breakage.But if your strands are tough, go for it.
>>686806998
Braids can look pretty good sometimes, but I haven't seen it enough to really make a good judgement. I've personally have never done it.
>>686807473
Could you be any more of a faggot?
>>686798027
Looks appropriate on hot gay men.
Should be avoided if you are not one. It does make a nice handle.
>>686807473
I thought Ken from Street Fighter V was the one who popularized it in the first place.
They were okay but a bit of a joke now.
>>686807637
I would love to have a long braid like that!!
>>686798027
It's nice. On a samurai or homo.
Everyone else stay clear.
>what you think you look like
>>686809178
>what you actually look like
>>686809178
Saved
>>686807664
Manbun is not faggot. You guys just jealous cuz the men in manbun cuck all your gf all along.
>>686798027
>so much hate because of one hairstyle
>>686809331
You're a faggot alright.
>>686809178
>>686809215
i am not muscular in any way. but my bun is pretty nice compared to. i have pretty tight hair bands so it closes the bun, making it look like something from mulan. :D
>>686807628
I'm definitely going for it. Now I just have to be patient and wait it to grow out enough.
>>686807637
That one looks pretty good.
>>686798027
> MFW I was a trendsetter because I never left my grunge phase.
>>686809178
>>686809215
OP again. This is kind of what I am talking about. In "fag bun 2" it looks at lot better than "fag bun 1" I meantioned something similar in this post >>686804330
OP's pic is maximum faggotry but pic related is kinda cool.
>>686798027
Kill every man with a manbun
>>686809178
>>686809215
Is one supposed to look less retardedly gay?