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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decides what comes next.
>>686761932
you go to the fucking party numb nuts
What is your favorite color?
>>686761932
party on a sunday? what the fuck?
Wanna suck my dick?
>>686761932
I miss my teddy bear.Would you sleep with me?
>>686761932
why havent we fucked yet
>>686761932
say
>am i some fucking circus act to you? wanting me to get drunk so I can be laughed at by you and your faggot friendos ??
>>686762328
Roll
>>686762328
dubs git
tits
>>686762284
this
I'll be slurping vodka from your ass tonight bitch
>>686762278
reroll
>>686762500
winrar
>>686762500
awh fuck winrar
>>686762500
Fail win
>>686762500
Holy fuck yes
I just told my boyfriend about it and he wants to go.
>>686762500
do it op
>>686762328
Roll
>>686761932
Me. I'm cumming next.
Rolling for le epin /b/ thread!
>>686762500
>>686762082
Uhh
>>686762812
nice one
>>686761932
I just made a thread on /b/ to ask them what to send to myself because this is a fake conversation and I'm a faggot and my dad is a faggot and we are faggots together
>>686762915
OP has forsaken us
>>686762915
He already did you fucking retard.
Do you think I should bring my black dildo? I think it would be fun to use.
>>686762278
roll
Tonighf you'll also be getting an E-z cheese enema and afterwords you are going to squat and put your cheese sauce on my crackers. and like a goodgirl you'll look me in the face and call me sexxy Stalin while you shit chese on my dick.
>>686762812
I need my poopie voddy
>>686762812
>>686763007
Welcome back agent 007
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
nigger vag
>>686763086
Roll
>>686763141
What do you not get?
>>686763086
Roll for this
>>686763086
roll
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off from you.
Sorry, my mom got a hold of my phone and wanted to prank me. I genuinely enjoy your company and would like to get to know you better.
wanna piss in my mouth?
Nothing, my father abused me.
>>686763141
I mean ill be getting in there like tonguebuoy
I'll show you my pokemon collection while I do it.
>>686763086
Roll fr thiiis
You heard me slut. You'll be drinking my cum tonight.
>>686763337
Roll
I feel rapey today!!
>>686763086
roll for this
>>686763141
I'm going to give you the ol'liquoroo lickaroo
>>686763086
Rollio
>>686763330
roll
>>686763337
roll
>>686763342
Roll
>>686763086
Rolliolliolliolluolluolliollio
>>686763086
Roll for this
>>686763086
roll
Just saying I'd liek to be balls deep in dat ass
sorry, I'm a total creep and plan on staying home and masturbating to the thought of you
>>686763086
Goooooo this
Mixed with your feces, it'll be a vodka shake.
three fingers up my ass, or I am not coming!
>>686763508
This
I want you to fuck me with a strap-on
>>686763330
rerolling
>>686763086
Rolllllllllllllllllll fr cheese dick
>>686763086
reroll
Will you help with my diaper fetish?
>>686763410
Roll for this
>>686763086
Gghjhvcroll fr this
>>686763086
reroll
>>686763410
rolling for this
>>686763330
This
>>686763330
>>686763330
Roll for this
>>686763086
Roooool
>>686763086
Rooolorito
>>686763655
winrar
>>686763655
winrar
>>686763086
Rollin
>>686763330
roll
>>686763330
ROLLING
I'm staying at home Sarah, just discovered this new YouTube channel - LinusTechTips and I'm bingewatching the wole thing... would you like to join me?
>>686763655
winrar
>>686763807
roll
Dick pic..simpke as!
>>686763330
Roll for this
Reroll for cheese dick
Sorry my bf gave me advice on picking up girly lady friend people
>>686763655
There it is folks!!! Thanks anon fr helping me roll !
"Operation pineapple"
>>686763330
Rolling for this
>>686763900
lol'd
>>686763922
WINRAR
>>686763900
Winrar
>>686763900
BAM
>>686763989
"Operation pineapple"
She'll get it
You are going to be full of cum soon my cum dumpster
>>686764044
BAM
>OP taking forever to deliver next doubles request
Right now he's texting Sarah exactly what's happening and apologizing then telling her to just roll with the joke for fun. Then he'll delete those texts and continue again.
What a pussy faggot.
You are being trolled on 4chan.
>>686763655
>>686762207
bank holiday monday
Qould you like that?
I usually only date Japanese girls but you're an exception. You're just really cute, I'd love to see you try to swallow my whole little dick.
Send this and say " you want this bitch? Because it aint me! I just like looking at random dicks. Im op and op is a fag"
>>686764166
Nice winrar
>>686764188
Damn daniel
>>686764117
now send a dick pic
>>686764218
roll
>>686764218
Roll for this
>>686761932
OP is getting his faggot ass kicked tonight.
>>686764218
Roll
>>686764218
Rolling
>>686764218
Roll
>>686764218
ill roll for this
Dick pic
>>686764388
>>686764400
Winrar
I kinda like dill pickles in my bum bum... ;]
Soulja boy off in this hoe watch me crank it watch me roll
>>686761932
>>686762812
>>686763141
>>686764117
Youre the biggest fucking moron I've ever seen doing one of these threads.
A girl was asking you if youre going out IN A LEGITIMATE FASHION - FLIRTING WITH YOU, OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO GET YOU OUT SO SHE CANT SPEND TIME WITH YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU
And you go to /b/ for LE EPIK LULZ XDDDD
Youre such a fucking moron.
Dubs and you An Hero on stream in 2 hours.
>>686764400
Winrar hue hue hue
>>686764388
>>686764400
this is about to get interesting
>>686764455
So many dubs today gee wiz
>>686764470
You are such a fucking loser go away
>>686764499
nice
Update op?
>>686764188
win
I'm just kidding. I just want to tie you up and dickslap you until you cry.
>>686764470
i roll for you to say what he just said but put it in quotes
So sorry wrong recipient those messages should have gone to my Aunty Carol
>>686764603
Is there a reason why you used the word just twice in that sentence
>>686764561
>image_20
>calling someone else a loser
I'm going to block you unless you send your hard cock to me
>>686764595
"im sorry i let my internet friends tell me what to say to you... i really do find you attractive but i was too much of a fucking loser to admit it"
Sorry Sarah but I like to suck cocks than pussies.
Sorry, my phone is hacked by Sexual Niggers from Hollis Queens
>>686764757
roll
>>686764757
Roll
>>686764470
I COME TO /b/ TO HELP PEOPLE
>>686764757
rollerrino
Sorry man, but I like nigger cock in my mouth than a bitch like you.
I still like pickles in my bum bum... ;]
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>686764757
Come on gary needs a new pair of shoes
Sorry that was my brother, he is acoustic
>>686764673
Yes. Because I repeat words unless I edit.
>>686764757
Roll
>>686761932
op we need these responses in a timely fashion
>>686764833
winnraroo
"Oh shit I'm sorry"
wait for her to say sorry for what
"Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks, specially since their such good size and all"
>>686764470
dude, go back to eating hot pockets and masturbating to cp.
>>686764833
>>686764757
WINRAR
>>686764888
WOAH
>>686764903
OP, she likes you.
Stop listening to scums in 4chan /b/ and date her.
>>686764903
my dick perhaps in your ass?
>>686764944
She won't ask what he's sorry for.
>>686764906
I'll shove a broom up your tight ass in a timely fashion, you stupid nigger.
>>686764470
#Respect to this anon, also rolling for this, she is not a bitch like OP.
Would it be cool if we wore matching diapers at the party?
>>686765004
This
>>686765024
Rollioioio
>>686765004
OP listen to this guy
>>686765139
HAHAHAH YES
>>686764944
7 - Z I P
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Z
I
P
>>686765004
Every basement dweller in /b/ is suddenly excited a woman likes a man for the first time in /b/ history
>>686765139
Don't forget that I got dubs for the pickle in the bum bum thing.
>>686765153
Maybe she likes OP but OP doesn't like her?
Why don't we ditch the party and you can toss my salad all night
>>686765271
easy now you settle down and wait in line like the rest of us
I'm really into scat. Would you diaper up and make a giant number 2 in it?
>>686765222
IM ON FIRE
>>686764455
>>686765139
I got double dubs so get on it pickle butt
Ok op has blatantly ignored dubs Time to abandon thread
>>686765308
Maybe OP should go along for free puss
>>686764470
Rolling for dis
This shit is fake
You niggers are disgusting. Stop mentally harassing a girl and get a life, faggots.
>>686765448
grow up
nah the internet told me to do it.
>>686761932
>>686765396
>>686765448
OK OK, my bad
I am a muslim
>>686765515
nope you didnt get dubs
>>686765533
(I posted the link to webpage)
send your mom a dick pic
>>686765513
You're fake
>>686765515
>mentally harassing
>>686765533
Shit son.
>>686765555
End with this lol
Tell her that she is a fucking bitch for using emojis and that if you use emojis you are a piece of shit and you should go back to leafy is here's channel and kill your self
>>686765603
then lets see it fagot
See that ludicrous display last night?
What was Diego Simeone thinking?
Sending Carrasco on that late?
The thing with Atletico is they always try to walk it in.
>>686765555
OH SHIT
>>686765674
this
>>686765555
quaaaaaaaaaahh...
>>686765658
roll
>>686765724
What the fuck? She's okay with it? Why choose a girl that's this cool to fuck with? Is she ugly or something? Quit being a fucking autist and fuck her.
>>686765724
Doesnt block last name
Sarah fuckin Heikel
>>686765724
Now shut the fuck up and suck my dick
>>686765724
OP FORGOT TO CENSOR SURNAME MUHAHAHAHAHA
>>686765724
C U T E
Now go get ready to go out tonight Anon.
This is your chance with the girl who wants you.
Or an hero.
whichever you prefer :^)
Op type this
>:^)
>(^:
>:V
>V:
>You're a fuckin faggot for using emojis
>>686765724
see OP i saved your ass
>>686765724
Yeah wtf OP this is like the coolest girl ever why are you getting the internet be a dick to her?
She must be ugly.
>>686765658
This please
>>686765718
Yeah that was me... Cheese enema, pickle butt, operation pineapple, and now quads for "ok ok, my bad.". Don't forget operation pinapple.
Dude, she knows. Marry her
>>686764470
This anon is correct.
Op, you probably could have gotten laid tonight by this bitch. But by coming to /b/ and doing this, you dun goofed. You will probably only have your hand tonight.
>>686765724
Sarah heikel
>>686765724
HEIKEL
>>686765724
You done goofed OP
>>686765724
YOU DONE FUCKED UP
>>686765873
sarah heikel
the time is 10:49 so it meens hes on the east coast.
lets get it
>>686765724
you thieving little shit you stole my heart
You people have weapons grade autism if you think this is real.
>>686765951
because OP isnt a sad fucking retard who spaghettis at a 3/10
"Do you want to drink some coffee with me?"
>>686765724
Can you give us the first letter of her middle name?
>>686765724
Stop being a twat OP and fuck this girl. You're totally in here. Go to the party, chat her up, stick some drink in her then go to Pound Town. Don't be a dick, you could get pussy here.
>>686765724
>when OP is a fucking retard
all you had to do was say "sure" from the start and you'd get fucked by a bitch that WANTS YOU
Show me those tits bitch
Would you eat my ass if I married you?
>>686766162
Please give us age and middle name
O SHIT WADDUP
>>686765515
>"Stop mentally harassing a girl"
>"mentally harassing a girl"
OP IS A HUGE FAG
>>686766166
>>686766255
here come dat boi
>>686766221
Rollioioio
>>686766255
WINRAR
Lets find out her address and get people in the area to follow her and go to the party and fuck shit up
I want to slather up your titties with my precum and mouth fuck you asshole till I can see you appendix.
>>686766307
oh shit pls stop
>>686766095
Roll
>>686766166
>>686766255
winrar
>>686765911
Just because the name is out it doesn't mean we know who it is, there are likely hundreds of them out there
OP added himself as Sarah Heikel, been having a conversation with himself the entire time
>>686766397
There is already a winrar
>>686766255
O shit waddup!
Lets fuck
>>686766345
im on it
will post results
getting closer
Sarah Heikel
12901 Upton Ave S
Burnsville, MN 55337
(612) 890-6348
>>686766485
>Age 40
>>686766081
We haven't seen this girl we actually have no idea if she is a 3/10
I just assume she is because most pretty bitches aren't that cool unless you are King Chad
>>686766485
>age 40 rtard
(612) 920-6449
>>686766577
send this OP
OP, you made a bit of a mistake here. :/ Sorry that this happened to you. Next time be less retarded.
>>686766506
>sarah heikel
looks promising
"I'm really sorry my autism has gotten the better of me and I just cant leave this thread, I really dont think you're a bad person and I'd never say these things on my own, but this thread on reddit that I posted in is giving me depression thinking of how badly I just fucked this all up with you.
If you still want me to come out tonight, I'll meet you wherever whenever and first drinks on me, but if you think I'm a creep and a wierdo for all this shit its fine. Sometimes I just cant help myself."
Let the shitstorm begin.
Holy shit. This chick is my neighbor. Brb about to fuck.
>>686766670
why would OP send that when he knows the chick, you fucking retard
Here are two potentials, the highlighted one is a no go.
Op wtf!?!?!!???!!!!!?
OP she said she doesnt want anything up her ass, especially cheese.
So if she doesn't want your dick up there, and especially Cheesestrings, what is the fuckin point?
4312 York Ave, Minneapolis, Minnesota
come on op make it a challenge
>>686766815
>00:59
go to bed little shitposter
>>686766815
It's the top one.
>>686766577
Winrar
Lol op you fuckwit
Nice job doxxing her
Seriously....you're all retarded thinking that you can find someone with just the name, we would have had to get some kind of picture or something to know which one is the right one. I was just looking around and there are a lot of them around the country....
>>686766903
Right, finish strong op
>>686766924
>Heikel
>>686766815
There's no way she's 40
>>686766903
Cheese and dicks are different things friend.
She may not want cheese up there, but she might want *his* dick.
Or maybe in her mouth of vag.
p.s. nice filenames :^) that website has top meme filenames
"I'm really sorry my autism has gotten the better of me and I just cant leave this thread, I really dont think you're a bad person and I'd never say these things on my own, but this thread on FOUR FUCKING CHAN that I posted in is giving me depression thinking of how badly I just fucked this all up with you.
If you still want me to come out tonight, I'll meet you wherever whenever and first drinks on me, but if you think I'm a creep and a wierdo for all this shit its fine. Sometimes I just cant help myself."
Also look for a Sarah S Coult.
>>686766689
>>686767120
>stealing my pasta and making it worse
OP HURRY UR WHITE ASS UP
>>686766577
Yes pls op send this
Potential house.
Fucking 4chan niggers, the government should start a genocide on you faggots.
Stop trying to screw up people's life,
>>686767264
Suck my dick, you waste of space.
is she a vegetarian
>>686767237
>send the address of a girl you know
>to the girl you know
youre a fucking retard
he's not doxxing her, he's probably been to her house before if shes asking him to go out tonight retard
>>686767249
what a shithouse
why the fuck do you keep posting those >~> <~> and shit like this, are you fucking retarded?
>>686766689
Rollerino
>>686766945
Tits or GTFO
>>686767389
reroll
>>686767408
I'm not Sarah.
I'm a random female 4chan user, like you.
>>686767375
better than yours, nigger.
>>686767389
rereroll
>>686767389
rerereroll
>>686767249
I'd rather live with my parents then live in that, oh wait I do.
>>686766689
>>686767120
one of these t b h famerino if ur still in the thread
>>686767389
rererereroll
>>686767120
Rolling for this
send me tits\i wonna see your tities
