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So Chloë Moretz is dating 17 year old Brooklyn Beckham. She is 19 years old and everyone finds it fucking cute.
But when I date a 17 year old girl as a 19 year old guy, I'm called every name under the sun.

Society is run by faggots and made to benefit faggots. Shit passes me off.
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Double standards everywhere
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I don't think society looks down that bad on a 19 year old dating a 17 year old?
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>>686756925
so she is done fucking niggers?
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>>686757086
Yeah probably not. But unfortunately in my town, I'm getting shit for it from the people that know me.
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>>686756925
Chloe was dating him when he was 15...
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>>686756925
Dude I know a girl who started dating a 19 yo guy when she was 16 and he didn't get into trouble so why would you?

TL;DR quit bitching faggot.
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>>686757394
Faggot I'm already dating her. I'm just tired of the shit I'm getting
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>>686756925
Female pedos who are hot are acceptablr.
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>>686757440
Unless you live in some backwater village in jesusland I'm having trouble believing you.
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>>686757448
>17
>Pedo
Being this retarded
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That's normal in England.
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>>686757141
Ah sorry for that then OP, it's dumb though, it wouldn't be bad if a 21 year old was dating a 19 year old, or at least I wouldn't say so
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nobody gives a fuck when a 19yo guy dates a 17yo girl
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>>686757440
sounds like you're getting hated on by buttfrustrated virgins
if you got a hot gf enjoy it
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>>686756925
once you go black you never go...oh wait...nvrmnd
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I was dating a 17yo when I was 21. If you're getting shit about it, it's because you have a shitty personality. That bitch's parents loved me. No one else's opinion of the situation matters.
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>>686757996
True. When I was 18 I dated a girl who had just turned 16, no one said shit.
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>>686758153
This.

However it is true that society is hypocritical and much more interested in protecting wonen than men.
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>>686758153
Her parents are fine with it. It's the cucks in my town. I live in a town with about 10,000 people. So there's some who know and give me crap. But I understand what you and the others are saying. I shouldn't give a shit
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>>686758094
>>686757115
What are you faggots talking about?
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when i was 14 i was fucking a 27 year old, no one ever gave me shit for that or her
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>>686758401
There was a picture of her giving some rapper a ride and all the child-brained racists and cuck fetishists jumped to the retarded conclusion that they were lovers.
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>>686756925
I literally had to google this faggot's name to find out if Chloe is lesbian or not.
Fuck American names
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>>686758791
Silly that some faggots actually gave a shit
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>>686758913
>American
That's David Beckhams son you fucking idiot.
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>>686756925
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>>686756925
>that manface
no surprise /b/ loves her so much. she looks like a closeted trap.
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>>686758791
>giving some rapper a ride
i bet she did
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my brothers ex wife dated him when he was 16, she was 23. my parents didnt care about the age difference.
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your anger at women who do what you do is a projection of the frustration you feel at yourself. why can't you get a girlfriend your age? why do you have to lower yourself and date a younger slut who isn't attractive?

at the end of the day, all you want is for one girl to accept you. you know you wont find that in girls your age. why is this you? why are you undesirable?

you redirect these questions by angrily pointing the finger at girls. "THAT FUCKIGN SLUT DATES YOUNG GUYS! I AM DOING NOTHING WRONG. I AM NORMAL GUUYS! DONT LOOK AT ME WEIRD"
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>>686756925
You are following the rule
Your age divided by two, then add seven
19/2+7=16.5 you're good
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>>686759202

Are you shitting me? Could you be any more retarded? Step away from the keyboard and take a look in the mirror. What the fuck are you doing with your life you absolutely worthless piece of nigger shit bastard? Honestly, I wish you would just fucking die. Then I wouldn't have to see your shitty repulsive cunt drivel on my screen every shitting day. It's like you took a massive shit on my screen and now I'm having to eat it with my fucking eyes. Your shit is so offensive to me that if I could get on a plane right now and come to your house I would stab you in the neck and masturbate with your blood as you lay screaming on the floor. And then i would shit on you, like you have shit on me. Take your fucking stupid shit and get the fuck out of my shit, I implore you, before I do something that everyone would regret. I could destroy you, I have fucking black belts in 3 different bastard martial arts and own a real kantana made by a genuine Samurai. I am not talking shit right now, I am a real fucking bastard. All I ask is that you just shut the fuck up. Literally no one wants to see your shit, no one cares. I could find you, and I could take you out before you even knew what was happening, but I would rather take my time and let shit happen slowly to enjoy your suffering, just as your awful shitty words make me suffer just to see them. Fair warning - the next knock on your door could be me. I suggest you think about that before posting any more of your bullshit ever again.
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>>686759202
>wants to pretend to be a psychologist
>types like a nigger
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>>686759027
Fits that rich piece of trash.
I guess its pretty evident I manage to get around celeb news almost completely.
Not based in UK though
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>>686759202
Hilarious. Truly. I've dated many girls my age and I just so happen to be dating one who is 2 fucking years younger. It's funny because you would keep your fucking mouth shut if an 18 year old dated a 30 year old man. Yet a 17 and 18 year old are virtually identical. You're implying there's a colossal difference

Also most girls at 18-19 date much older buddy. Funny you whiteknight cuck fags think I somehow hate women with this post when all I pointed out was a double standard that you know exists. Ask Chloë the same question you asked me bitch.
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>>686759561
>I manage to get around celeb news almost completely.
The mark of a truly wise person. Let the kids give a fuck about useless celebrities.
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Since when is a 19 year old dating a 17 year old a bad thing?
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>>686759615
>>686759439
>>686759397
samefagging this hard proves everything i said
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>>686760410
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>>686759615
I'm not gonna do that, because Chloe isn't mad about dating down. You're worked up about it whereas other people in your situation aren't. You care so much about what other people think. Grow some self esteem.
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>>686759121
/thread
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i hope this kid leaks her nudes
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>>686756925
a nineteen year old guy saying a17 year old girl. I've never seen them get called names
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>>686757141
Depends on the laws where you live. If it's legal, don't worry about it. Enjoy spending time w her, nobody will care when she's 18. Double standards.
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>>686760410
Get out of my thread.
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>>686756925
Shit, I thought he was going to be Black. Why did he welcomed her back?
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>>686756925
Lol you are stupid and probably never dated a 17 year old.
When I was 18-19, I dated one 13-year-old and one 14. Guess what! Nobody cared. Stop being the typical beta male fedora wearing victim of female crimes.
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>>686762723
He's a cuck that's why.
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>>686757626
Even in jesusland they dont care. They promote young girls marrying off to older guys.
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>>686757626
>tfw I live in jesusland and age of consent is 16
Giggidy
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>>686762981
You don't even know what that word means
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>>686763300
Have you been in ice for the past year
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>>686763300
He's about to google it and then reply
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>>686763432
Lol I know the meaning of that term is different from here, but it's used by mostly 12 year olds, who don't actually know it's true meaning
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>>686763991
If you had trips I might habeeb you newfag.
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>>686757141
>r/thishappened
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>>686764113
off by one

how the fuck am I a newfag lol Ive been on this fucking god forsaken site for 8 years now
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>>686756925
As a 19 year old guy dating a 17 year old girl, in europe that would be considered completely okay. Literaly no-one would care. Its just in the US that that would be an issue. ITs a cultural thing.
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This seems like the right thread to post it.

I'm starting uni this year in the UK, as a 21 year old...is that wierd or anything? I imagine imma be a bit older than most people, and that it would be awkward or wrong to go for the girls..
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>>686756925
There was a thread last night where OP said he worked at a hotel and was going to take pictures of Chloe's panties for us.
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>>686764339
lol no its fine when i was at uni i was 22 and fucking 18 year olds all the time was great
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>>686764339
no. pussy is pussy dick is dick. chicks dig older guys anyways.
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>>686756925
Murrican?
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>>686764339
Magic number in the UK is 16. They'll be older than that in uni so fuck to your heart's content.
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>>686765248
Ye
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>>686764239
If you were here for 8 years, you'd know that you never stop being a newfag but yeah, I've been in this shithole since this board was born.
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I bet he get's to suck on one of her fat pussy lips. I wonder if he likes the left one, or the right one?
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>>686765063
NIce, thanks

>>686765034
Good shit, and you didn't get any shit or people talking shit about you because of it?
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>>686766044
Go on...
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>>686766227
nope younger girls go for older guys, most guys realised that and respected
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>>686756925


Your mistake is looking at celebrity relationships as some kind of standard for what real relationships should be like.

Any reported on celeb relationship is just bullshit. Gossip to sell magazines and get website views.
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>>686762723
She's wearing shitty shoes
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>>686766413
You're a fag
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>>686766282
Can you imagine? Being a 17 yr old kid, and not only having the thrill of fucking an older girl and the prestige that comes along with it, but a celebrity Chloe motherfucking Moretz.
I'd even jerk off in my sleep thinking about it if I was him.
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>>686766466
but on the other hand, she likes young cock.
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>>686766466
She's a C-List celebrity and her body/face are complete shit by non-/b/ standards. He could've done much better for himself, considering who his parents are.
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>>686766413
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree... With the first anon who replied to you... You're a fag.
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>>686766466
>>686766466
Dubs of truth, what a lucky faggot. Wish I was born rich
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>>686766697
>...
>...
>calling anyone else a fag
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>>686766697
>>686766465
Sigh...
>tfw I'm actually female
>tfw you blew your chance for tits
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>>686766669
yeah but we're on /b/ so she's an A+++ celeb/fucktoy.
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>>686766830
>tits are so hard to come by on the internet
Kill yourself, sweetheart.
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>>686766830
kek, a female with a neck beard
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>>686766935
Sure, try to act like wouldn't have asked if I didn't add the second greentext line.
Live a long and fulfilling life, dumbass
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>>686756925
no one gives a shit about a 2 year difference at that age. stop playing victim, you sound like a pussy
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This is kinda strange. In Holland nobody gives a fuck if she is 17 and you're 19. Nobody.
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>>686757141
who fucking gives a shit what people say or think about anything that doesn't have anything to do with them?

grow the fuck up, pussy.
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>>686767115
>hambeast over valuing her worth yet again
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>>686767178
and they behead people in other countries too. what's your point?
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>>686767178
Its not strange. Its very normal for an older guy to date a younger girl while still in high school. OP would know this if he wasn't forever alone.
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>>686767178
People in Holland wear wooden shoes. They're not exactly the best metric for normalcy.
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>>686756925
I was 19 and dating a 16 year old. nobody cared except her classmates (they wanted to fuck me )
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>>686767253
Ooh!! That hurt anon, you sure showed me!
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>>686757141
so you're upset because your fucking podunk hillbilly nowhere town doesn't have same amalgamated opinion of your love life as the whole internet world does of a celebrity love life? Are you fucking retarded? Or are you just another dumb hillbilly from your dumb hillbilly town? Don't compare the opinions of such radically different groups of people and get butthurt by the disparity.
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>>686767361
Who is normal in your opinion?
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>>686767518
I like how you're pretending to not be hurt by me not giving a fuck about your tits when it's painfully obvious that you are. Guess it sucks being told that your only valuable characteristic isn't as valued as you previously believed.
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>>686767523
Would you say this to OP in real life if he was some crazy gun toting barbarian redneck? Nope. The Internet gives faggots like you the power to be such asshole cocksuckers even when you're right.
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>>686767612
Americans because we export our culture to you.

>inb4 you deny that this takes place
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>>686767802
Hey I just wrote a maximum of 3 lines. Your replies are only getting bigger. Who's caring more here? Hmmmm
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>>686767915
>tfw I'm from Latvia
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>>686756925
>when I date a 17 year old as a 19 year old I get called every name under the sun
confirmed for never having dated ever

>>686757141
Laugh at them and tell them they're faggots and that their parents probably have a bigger age gap then you and your GF have
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>>686767979
>she's desperate to experience the power she lacks in real life
>she thinks that getting other people to be verbose is the way to accomplish this
I genuinely pity you.
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>>686767865
I would, because I'm also a gun toting barbarian redneck, and not afraid of armed retards who can't handle reality.
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>>686767979
You know that he's not the anon who posted the pic, right? I don't want you getting a false sense of victory along with your inflated sense of the worth of your tits. Honestly, tho, I still think that you're a fag.
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>>686756925
Lol, that's actually one of those things that nobody cares about.
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>>686766698
she must be tight
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OP here. What the fuck? Thread blew up pretty big.
Anyway I think I've got the point that it's all good.
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>>686768492
I want her to step on my hard cock with those bare soft feet of hers. fuckkkk
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>>686761629
No. Cling to your illusions, anon. Some things cannot be unseen.
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>>686768477
And i bet those fat soft pussy lips she has feel wonderful too.
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It's becoming the standard in Korea that older women date younger guys
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>>686768192
Keep writing
>>686768331
I know. But for some reason I'm a "fag" for thinking she could have better shoes.
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>>686768559
Go oooooooooon
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>>686768704
Maybe not a fag but still gay.
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>>686768704
>I'll pretend that if he responds, then it's an example of me controlling him
Another sad power fantasy.
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>>686768610
Koreans are faggots. The men are so feminine it's unbelievable. So are the Japanese, the men they gush over look like Bieber circa 2006. In fact Bieber looks like Samuel Jackson compared to them. East Asian male standard is faggot. It's simply what the style is: Faggot.
India for life, we got a rape problem and mustaches but atleast badasses are meant to look badass and manly
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>>686767915
>America
>Culture
my sides
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>>686768933
That's the vibe that I was getting. The fag is trying to get us to "mansplain" why he's a fag.
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>>686768933
But you are responding though.
>>686768921
I'm not a lesbian?
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>>686769116
>he's on our website right now
>he listens to our music
>he watches our movies and TV programs
>his government does what my elected officials tell them to do
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>>686756925
when i dated that 15 year old girl as a 24 year old man, the parents told me to marry her (and never complained when i railed her all night drunk AF in her bedroom down the hall). I guess ur state sucks. or you yourself are a lecherous bastard that people can see 20 miles away.
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>>686769238
And the response is that you're sad and powerless. Not really something to take pride in.
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>>686757141
I would give you shit if you looked old and the girl looked young. Regardless of age
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>>686769263
>>686768059
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>>686769018
Pretty common to see indian men walking hand in hand like faggots
And they always smell of sweat and biryani
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>>686769263
This is based on a japanese image bored.

I don't listen to your shit young thug music

Your friends tier programmes are also dog shit

"doing what trump says" sure
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ITT, kid wakes up, and for the first time sees the world around him. Good luck enduring that shit for the next eighty years!
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>>686769360
You have a femdom fetish don't you? You keep bring up "power" when I never mentioned it! Just go ahead and ask everyone for a kink. com password already
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My dad was 21 when he started dating my mum who was 16
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>>686756925
SICK PEDO!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>be 19
>find out from my friend that his 15 yr old sister has a crush on me
>we find it cute but when friend told his mom casually I got a text from my friends dad saying if I came over to his house again hed shoot me for trespassing
>get upset, fuck you frank I'll show you
>find out her number from fbook, and start hitting her up
>the danger of getting caught by daddy made it all the more fun
>for once I was the bad boy who the girl would sneak out to see
>it took a few months but I paid for a hotel and had a hot fuck sesh for an hour, I was slightly dissappointed she wasn't a virgin but it was still cool
>we've been dating for 2 years
>mfw I met the love of my life being a vindictive piece or shit
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>>686769432
And I don't disagree. But when Indians are shown what is a culturally "handsome" man, he isn't a little faggot with a women's bob colored blonde with a handbag and 3/4 tight pants.
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>>686769472
>This is based on a japanese image bored.
Why aren't you using the Japanese one then, retard? It's hilarious when brainless imbeciles try to use this excuse. If 4chan didn't exist, you'd have no clue that 2chan ever existed. You're welcome.

The rest of your denials I won't address because they're just attempts from a non-American subhuman to save face. You and I both know you're a dog an America is the master.
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>>686757086
>>686757141
You live in a shitty place then. Dated a 16 year old as a 21 year old. Still with her 4 years later.
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>>686769844
He's Latvian you idiot, your country controls nothing of theirs
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>>686769263
>A website based on japanese culture
>Not really
>Guilty
>I bet you believe this

Can you define what makes american culture except obesity and fast food joints?
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>>686769621
>You keep bring up "power" when I never mentioned it!
Your protestation when you realized you couldn't lord your tits over anyone like you do to beta faggots in real life was an indication of how important the power dynamic is to you.
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>>686769238
>not a lesbian
>still acting homo
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>>686769844
You really have no clue what culture is, do you?
Lol im asking an american, nvm
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>>686769472
Maybe the fact I don't speak Japanese you cockshit? I'm the brainless imbecile but you just automatically implied I speak Japanese? Spoken like a true ignorant American.
Sure, don't deny them because you can't and jump to such a conclusion to deny actually arguing something which you couldn't.

No, you live in a paranoid deluded country where you and every other teenager is brainwashed and indoctrinated into thinking your country is the best, while blindly ignoring the issues and faults consistently proclaming "America!!" with a flag wrapped around your waist, as you pander to this sense of a patroit while ignoring all the faults that your country possess and blinding embracing the ignorance mindset that you know nothing about your own country, yet alone any other countries.
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>>686769985
>define all the things you export to my backwater country
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>>686770195
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Meant for >>686769844
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>>686769731
you marry her?
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>>686756925
I dated two 17 year olds when I was 19. One I took the virginity of. Its not looked down when you have a job and are responisble, the parents even like it. They see it as their daughter has a mature boyfriend whom is a hard worker and can keep his shit straight. I know plenty of high school girls who dare immature high school boys and in my opinion parents know that. I loved my 17 yos parents, they always feed me when I came over and always told me how responsible they thought I was. Good times. Pussy was always the wetest and the juiciest.
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>>686770195
>take something from some culture
>translate it
American culture
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>>686770195
>stupid foreign trash can't even use the gift America gave him properly
>he posts a long paragraph crying about the master/slave relationship he's powerless to change
kek

Maybe if your country was the one running the planet you'd understand the pressures and privileges of being the boss.
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Women have a huge power advantage in modern society.

Everyone wants in their pants.

We used to even this out by being able to strike them if they were continually cuntish, by making them look after the children they birthed and relying on us for money, and by having consequences for sex before marriage which made them have to get married to satisfy sexual urges.

Just remember that it is very difficult to relinquish this power that women have because we allowed them to vote. They continually vote for more free shit which we have to pay for.

Letting women vote = societal suicide.
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>>686770016
Hm, I could've sworn I mentioned twits twice. But sure, you don't care right?
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>>686769985
Where are you from? The percent difference in obesity rates between the USA and the UK are very small, my friend. So what is UK coulture?
English rock-came from American blues
Your cuisine-just awful
Your entertainment-men in dresses is not funny. Also fuck Dr Who
Your women-fat. Just like ours.
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>>686770338
*improve it
Take a look at pizza, for example. American pizza is 10x better than that bland poor people food italy tries to call pizza.
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>>686756925
>Wanting social approval.

I would saynyou are mentally a 10 year old girl and shouldn't be allowed to go near women.
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>>686770516
Keep eating the propoganda /pol keeps spoonfeeding you. What gift are you even fucking talking about? What fucking relationship, I stated earlier I don't give a fuck about America, and use nor align myself with near anything American related. You don't even know what country I'm from you cunter.

>running the planet
Thanks for confirming what I said about Americans willfully believing they are the shit when they are far from it
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>>686759350
14/2=7+7=14

Fuck
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>>686770628
>stop making points I can't deny
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>>686759350
12/2+7=13

I CAN ONLY DATE WOMEN OLDER THAN ME? DOUBLE STANDARDS
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>>686770644
That first statement is wrong on so many levels I'll have to address it in a different post.

Our cuisine is generally curry and things similar, what's wrong with that?
Idk what you mean by the entertainment men thing, but yeah Doctor Who is now shit, a few seasons ago it was decent.

No not true at all, I was literally just in North Carolina and I could not believe that the stereotype of fat people in America was true. Ffs go to Wal=mart and there's more people on segways than walking
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>>686770786
MDOSMODOSMDOSMOOOOOODES
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>>686770986
GUYS MODIFICATION MEN HELP MOOOOOODS MOIDS MODSMDSOM
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>>686770813
You're developing a crush.
>>686768492
Those shoes are much better. Oh and OP it doesn't matter. I was 16 when I dated a 19 yo guy. No one said a thing.
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>>686770777
Hey man, it's not all of us. As an immigrant, I don't even want to be here or like it here.
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Why has no one posted her nude yet
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>>686771007
shut up idiot stupid nerd
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>>686770644
I never implied I'm from the UK lol.
I'm dutch tho
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>>686756925
I don't think it's bad. 19/17 is something that might happen in high school, senior and junior.
If she's in school and you've graduated it becomes a little strange but still not bad to me.
Unfortunately this is the double standard we must live with. A part of that male privilege.

You should just shrug off the people giving you shit. You're not in violation of the law. 2 years is not a big gap once you're both 17. If you were 18 and 20, no one would bat an eye.
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>>686771180
Strong counter, no coming back from this one
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>>686759350

Or you could just decide not to follow bullshit internet "rules" and do whatever makes you happy as long as it's legal.
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>>686771325
Damn, yeah he got me there. Better go slit my wrists
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>>686770777
>What gift are you even fucking talking about?
The website you're using right now, moron. If you're not a native English speaker, you really should find a different chan to use.

Whether you give a fuck about America is irrelevant. When we say jump, your government asks how high.

The fact that we run the planet is undeniable. We have the largest most advanced military, the largest most powerful economy (remember the economic crisis and how an American bubble wrecked the entire world economy), we run the UN in association with our slave state China and our "enemy" Russia.

Get educated.
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>>686771160
there aren't any
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>>686759350
I prefer to go no higher than (age/2) -7.
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>>686756925
Yeah, but you're a Fucking creeper, and Chloë is a mature lovely girl. Be less creepy then people will accept you more.
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>>686771489
40/2=20 -7= 13.
Sounds about right
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>>686771180
>>686771325

My sides
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>>686769880
Thaaaaat's a little weird
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Can we talk about fucking underage girls here and stop trying to debate politics like retarded nigger normie Facebook faggots here.

I remember the first time I got my 17 yo girlfriend to get me off. I was on her couch while her parents were asleep and she gave me a hand job (the most beautiful dry hand job ever I hate dry handjobs but great God I came so hard) and I busted all over her clothes and the couch pillow. She just smiled and told me she would clean it up, and that she would just tell her parents that she spilled syrup on it or something if they ever asked.

I saw her dad today in a grocery store parking lot and just smiled at the thought of the one time his daughter was in my car gagging on me for her first blowjob.
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>>686771510
How is he a creeper?
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>>686771554
what happened to them
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>>686771439
4chan a gift? Jesus Christ

Not fucking true at all, for god's sake the UK almost voted to ban your potential president from even entering the country.

Sure America has such an impact on places like Cuba right? Your military is dog shit who got btfo in Vietnam, barely did shit in WWII, and is still getting shit smacked in the Middle East. Your economy and social environemtn is equally dogshit with such a split between parties, people and social status. Can't imagine you running the UN, as America is guilty of serious fucked up shit, but idk about that, and China owns you mother fucker you thing America runs China? Try thinking out of your own egofueled bubble and look at things from another perspective rather from the " I'm American and we're obviously the best so there's nothing else to be said or looked at "
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>>686771439
>All that nonsense then stating 'get educated'
>Keeps insisting on translating a website being culture

Only in America
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>>686771662
You can tell by people's reaction to him dating someone slightly younger.
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>>686771633
Is that her? Please more. Plus where do collegefags meet 17yo babes.
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>>686771633
>stop talking about things so i can tell my dumb story no one asked for

Millennials
*eyeroll*
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>>686756925
the fuck is wrong with you ? when I was 14 of dated a 17 y/o and nobody said shit
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>>686771439
Lost Vietnam War to a bunch of villagers while you had a full military with planes and napalm. Got smacked around in WWII. Was unsuccessful looking for the "weapons of mass destruction", I mean really, all your campaigns are one epic fail after the next.
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>>686771960
niiiiiice
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>>686762723
Wow, I was expecting an awesome chad and instead I got a boring normie
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>>686771823
Year as sir. I just have close ties to my high school since I work sound and shit for plays. She was my other 17 yo girlfriends friend and when we broke up I met her. God she was a babe. We broke up because she's going off to some acting school in cali and I'm stuck here in my hometown uni.

>>686771884
>lel like anyone cares about my political ideas on a fucking image boards

You're no more important than I. I'm just suggesting something more entertaining. Until you have something worthwile to offer then stfu pls
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>>686771960
But u a 14yo boi. No1 kares when da yunga 1 is a boi
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>>686772177
am not that boi
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>>686772167
Farrk. Got anymore my friend
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>>686772531
Uh this last one bruh. Can't show anymore.
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>>686771777
>4chan a gift? Jesus Christ
Why haven't you stopped using it then? (that's a rhetorical question, you dumb nigger)
>Not fucking true at all, for god's sake the UK almost voted to ban your potential president from even entering the country.
Almost only matters in hand grenades and horse shoes, Liam. Regardless of who's elected, my country will tell yours what to do because we are the standard bearers of western civilization while you're just a former world power who sits on the sidelines collecting socialist welfare because testosterone disappeared from your bloodlines back in the 40s.

>Sure America has such an impact on places like Cuba right?
The western hemisphere wholly belongs to us. Not sure what point you thought you could possibly make here, kid.
>btfo in Vietnam
Learn some history. We weren't allowed to fight a total war.
>barely did shit in WWII
I noticed you're speaking English rather then russian or german. You're welcome.
>getting shit smacked in the Middle East
The whole point of being there is to maintain an ongoing presence. Don't mistakenly believe that just because you don't understand world power balance that we don't.
>China owns you mother fucker you thing America runs China
If china didn't make our products they would collapse. Our consumerism is literally all that country has going for it.

You're so fucking uneducated it's sad. Nice trips though. At least you have that to cling to.
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>>686772167
>he thinks his teenage emo story is entertaining
Typical retard who posts from his cancer phone.
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>>686772629
Thanks for delivaring bro. You need to hit that again sometime.
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>>686772843
You being in the middle east fucked it up beyond repair in the first place
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>>686772931
You seem like the kind of faggot who reports political memes on Facebook as if anyone gives a shit.
>not realizing what the original thread topic was about

And here I thought you niggers were smart enough to read
>>686772946
She'll always be back for breaks from school.
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Anyone who says the US is the reason we're "not speaking German" is a fucking cheeky little moron.

You guys did barely anything. Almost all the fighting against the Nazis was from us Russians. You guys are the reason that a lot of Asia isn't speaking Japanese (and even then you didn't do all the work, you idiots).
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>>686773140
Do you think we care? The point is to maintain a presence there, not to make it better.
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>>686771633
well your made up story is shit and you sound like an asshole in it too
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>>686773171
As if the original topic matters at this point. All the decent on topic posts were made long before you showed up with your fond recollections of the last time a girl bothered paying attention to you.
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>>686773314
Don't be too hard on him. This is the only place he can socialize without being ridiculed.
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>>686773285
The point is you failed your so called objective infront of the world and as a result created terrorist organizations that now plague Europe.
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>>686772843
Weren't allowed to fight a total war? You napalm the whole fucking country.

Ahahah the UK along with majority of other countries don't give a fuck nor abide to what America say or do, get that shit through your thick skull. Western Hemisphere? Sure with your massive mexico problem, the fact a lot of people will leave your country to go to Canada, which is also a better and more stable country than yours, and also the fact that nobody in South America gives a flying fuck about America? I mean, more people speak Spanish then English in America for gods sake.

Do you truly think as an American you had that major part of an impact on WWII? Only in America do someone think they had an impact on something where they did next to nothing. It's like that South Park Episode where Cartman takes credit for creating a joke where he did jack shit and Jimmy made the whole joke.

Maintain an ongoing presence? "Weapons of mass destruction" wasn't that the main reason, and when that turned out to be bullshit, it's the " ongoing presence excuse", what next?

I can't evne being to imagine that someone is so deluded to think that a super state like China relies on another country? You keep telling me to get educated, but you're only enhancing my previous point of being so deluded and ignorant obvious points, with the strict idea that " we are the best, and if anyone disagrees, they are simply wrong". This indoctrinated sense of patriotism that is so royally stuck up your own ass is incredible, considering your school system is shit I don't know how they managed to pull off something like this.
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>>686773253
>you didn't do all the work
We get it, Schlomo. If not for the Jews, we would all be speaking Japanese.
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>>686773604
>he doesn't realize that the terrorist organizations are a creation of the CIA to maintain presence
>he doesn't realize the the stated objective isn't the same as the real objective
Your capacity for critical thought is limited.
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>>686773314
Well I can't prove it so I'm not saying your wrong. But maybe I'm right and I'm trying to provide something other than circlejerking as if this was a Facebook comment section to an edgy meme.
>>686773463
Thanks fam
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>>686772167
We got a righteousfag here
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>>686773605
>It's like that South Park Episode where Cartman takes credit for creating a joke where he did jack shit and Jimmy made the whole joke.

Looool the americans themselves coultn't mention a single thing that defines their culture, but this describes just what they are!
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>>686773793
So tell me why releasing terrorists that fuck up your life Aswell as others is a good thing. Maintain presence for what exactly? Bullshit excuse to farm oil.
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>>686773605
>all this text
>all this butthurt
>he thinks it's patriotism rather than a realistic assessment of America's position and responsibilities in a post colonial (read: post UK) world.
If you're too stupid to see that the relationship between the US and china is symbiotic, you're not really worth talking to any further.
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Look at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGdRK63acDw
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>>686773892
Do you hang out on facebook a lot? You seem to talk about it a lot and expect other people to know what you're talking about...
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>>686773892
One more pic or you're a faggot. I'm a different guy
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>>686774224
>wrote a bigger text himself
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>>686774223
>that fuck up your life
They don't though. 9/11 was an inside job in collaboration with the saudis. The other terrorist attack on the US are homegrown.

Other people getting fucked up just enhances our position because our war economy benefits from combating the spectre of terrorism.

There are plenty of reasons to maintain our presence: Oil, controlling the world heroin trade, maintaining a reason for American military industries to remain productive, installing missile defense systems that isolate Russia and china while also cutting off Africa from their sphere of influence.
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>>686774800
>too dumb to see my text was half quotations
Best just to stay down when you're getting the shit kicked out of you.
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>>686772843
Shit how did you know my name was Liam?
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Anyone got that picture where she's eating and some anon got caught taking the picture because the flash was turned on?
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>>686774910
And you support the fucked up country that allows this, sending 18 year old kids to die under a bullshit war. You're a cuck to your government, faggot
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>>686775228
It was 50/50. You were either Liam or Nigel.
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>>686775361
I'll applaud that, good guess
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>>686757440
Sounds like you're just weird and easy to pick on
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>>686775243
I love how everyone is looking at him
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>>686775031
You are responding to everyone in this thread shouting about how great america is when we all know you aren't.

There's an 90% chance you are overweight which at the same time is the only real thing that defines your culture, where this whole bullshit started off with. I never knew south park was this good describing Americans.
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>>686764788
any more?
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>>686775561
Fuckin' A, thanks.
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>>686775561
SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEET
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>>686775561
>not posting the shop one with the bear blowjob in the back
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>>686756925
Shut up pedo.
Now looks these two
cutest couple ever.
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>>686775327
>And you support the fucked up country that allows this
Every country that participated in the cold war is in part to blame. Don't be childish and delude yourself into believing that the US isn't just the country enacting the will of NATO.
>sending 18 year old kids to die under a bullshit war
The world has never missed the poor and uneducated when we send them off to be culled. Keeping the lower classes destabilized via wars is what has kept the status quo going for so long. Without that pressure valve, the world would take a turn that I don't think you'd like or expect.
>You're a cuck to your government, faggot
I'm a realist. Don't hate the messenger.
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Well I'm 25...
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>>686775561
Can you imagine the soul crushing embarrassment? How do you escape such a situation without looking like a fucking idiot?
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>>686775682
>when we all know
lol argumentum ad populum
then the rest of your post is memes you learned from our site and cartoons we gave you to watch

you're not very good at this
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>>686775928
>not posting the shop one with the bear blowjob in the back
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>>686756925
I dated a 16 year old when I was 27. I even took her to prom. Nobody said shit. Her parents even let her spend weekends with me. Of course when I was 27 I still looked 16, but her parents knew how old I was.
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>>686776346
>not posting the shop one with the beat blowjob in the back
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>>686776179
>>686776230
has she sent you nudes yet?
if not your wasting everyones time
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>>686775991
>Keeping the lower classes destabilized via wars is what has kept the status quo going for so long. Without that pressure valve, the world would take a turn that I don't think you'd like or expect.
This is so wrong it hurts to read. The thing that kept stability in the middle east (and thus the border of western civilization) for so long, were the ruthless dictators that kept a tight lock on everything in their country. Then the americans found that those dictators werent too fond of them, so they tried to spark revolutions. This worked in a couple countries (Syria, Egypt etc.) causing major destabilization, which resulted in major civil wars and now here we are witnessing the shitstorm that your country caused.

Hey, but great job keeping the western world safe!
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>>686776428

Everyone knows about me too.

I've never had an issue.

I date a 16 yr old now and I look my age.
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>>686776599

Naa I went out with her irl twice with a group of people. I really dont need photos.

She stayed with my former boss and his family for three weeks while her parents were searching for a house a couple hrs away. She was always at work hanging around.

Ive known their entire family for years but when I start getting to know her, they moved away. Fucking sucks.
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Arrangements like this are way more common in the bible belt.
If anything he would have it worse in a less religious area
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>>686776284
I'm sure americans being amongst the most obese countries is just a meme made up by the american posters of 4chan..
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>>686776230
You have a condition
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>>686776688
I'm sorry, I thought you were smart enough to understand the context of what I was saying. I was referring to the lower class soldiers of western countries. There was no reason for me to talk about the middle easterners who fight because the shitstorm was the whole point, if you'd bothered paying a little more attention to what you read.

>Hey, but great job keeping the western world safe!
I think you'll notice that aside from occasional inconsequential terrorist attacks, you've been safely and happily living under the protective wings of your American overlords for several decades.
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>>686777030

Ive seen her like 3 to 4 times since they moved but havent gone out again.

I even asked this girl if there was a chance shed be with me when she turned 18 and got out of school and I got a "you know..." from her. She wouldnt elaborate, but with what all went on I take it as a yes
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>>686777285

Naa at times it wasnt easy talking irl to be honest. But when we messaged each other its like something kept pulling at me to continue on.

She is qt with a qt mother too. Her family is great as well. Really just asked myself why I wouldnt want to be a part of it.
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She's 19?? Bitch is shaped like a 34 year old waitress!
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>>686777243
>yfw when you realize that America only has like 6% more obese people than UK/Australia/Germany and that's mainly because we produce so much food
If you lived in the land of plenty, you'd probably have access to lots of cheap food to gorge on too.
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>>686777657
You'd eat her out though
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>>686771065
>>686771026
wew lad
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>>686756925
I'm dating a 17 year old now, and I'm not getting any shit for it. A 2 year age gap really isn't that big of a deal, and she's only got a year until she's 18, so anyone giving you shit for it won't be able to for long.
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>>686776235
You kill eberybody and then yourself
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>>686770195
Japan is objectively worse than korea
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>>686756925
Just come to Italy, here the legal age is 14
Because yeah, 14 means that you are mature enough to know if you should give away your pussy or not. Only in america and some other retrogade countrys people think that until 18 you are an idiot child who cannot understand/do nothing because too stupid.. wrong
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>>686780073
Here legal age of consent is 15. Baguette for the win
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>>686780170
Not winning but close to it for sure
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>>686780073
Whatever you need to tell yourself to feel better about being a tanned skinned pedophile savage.
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>>686780289
Ahahahahahahhahaha sure ;)
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>>686780289
Better than being a retard
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>>686780410
>being non-white is better than being retarded
This is what subhumans actually believe.
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>>686780506
But you as a white person, is here on /b/ with other white neckbeards. You're also retarded.
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