Oldfags unite.
Those with 4chan gold subscriptions, turn on newfag blocking and post the funniest post in 4chan history.
I've had enough of newfags and summerfags fagging up our content.
like this?
never used that feature before
>>686755494
My gold sub expired.
>>686755585
LOL
>>686755585
What the fuck what year was this
>>686755592
You can renew it
Just put #Gold in the options field
Then in the comments put:
Full name (on card)
Card number
Exp. date
CCV
in that order
As you probably know it won't show up as a comment because you put #Gold in the options and will automatically draw $4.99 from your account
>>686755585
This was only a few years ago, I was in this thread.
Do you even know what an oldfag is?
Lol, since when does this feature exist?
>>686755825
Are you fucking serious.
Are you serious dude.
Now the newfags are gonna try it and fag up this thread. Delete your comment and kill yourself before the newfags see it.
I remember when this shit first came out
>>686755825
testing to see if it worked
haha suck it oldfags
>>686755998
faggot get off my thread and your faggot porn
>>686755585
Is this shopped?
Top thread guys V funny
>>686755998
Gonna need some sauce on this asap
#gold
Mr Brian Jackson
4567 5679 2333 0978
04/17
596
hey kids, dont fall to this okay? there is no such thing as 4chan gold.
>>686755494
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Not a summerfag if you live in the southern hemiphere.
>>686756227
MODS
>>686756179
got it from prinny island
that's where I get all of my golden webms
>>686756195
Faggot I said put #gold in the OPTIONS field.
Look what you've done. Better cancel that card, Brian.
>>686756195
Probably not real but lmao
>>686756195
o shit waddup
>>686756227
Fuck dude what even is that?!!
Okay it seems to work. I have Visa
>>686755825
Jan Larsen
4659959952228254
12/07/2020
424
Mr Brian Jackson
4567 5679 2333 0978
04/17
596
>>686756207
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>>686756338
Ooh NICE. I've been searching for this for years!!! Got sauce??
>>686756227
MOAR
O
A
R
>>686755998
Nice... SAUCE?
>>686756502
wtf u said its not gonna show up as a comment
>>686756338
Dude, what am I even looking at?
I think it worked oh shit
I can see everything and this thread is gayer than I imagined
Is this how I block images from other people?
>>686756504
>>686756502
>>686756195
>>686756502
Fake and gay
Get me in on this shit
>>686756627
Oh shit son.
Fucking rekt m80
>>686756502
Tfw an underage faggot put his MOM'S CREDIT CARD on an anonymous image board for other anons to use.
Why would you do that to your mom? Do you hate her that much?
This is the saddest thread ive ever seen.. How is this in any way funny.. kys
>>686756227
enjoy your ban
>>686756502
Please for the love of god let this be fake.
>>686756502
>>686756504
Listen up faggots.
If you're going to buy gold, you MUST put #Gold in the options field or else we can see EVERYTHING.
>being this new
>>686756227
Do mods ban gold accounts?
>>686756852
I did but it still was showing up as a comment
>>686756852
and I still cant see shit
gonna try it again
i love how almost all of the pic's filename is just image, but not all, so technically you can see the same person upload the same shit over and over again. Christ Dude, put some effort into it and name them differently
Guys I'm trying to upload my image and I have gold but it keeps giving me an error
It says
>file too rare, error 593
Jan Larsen
4659 9599 5222 8254
12/07/2020
424
>>686756926
The L is actually a capital I
It's a change moot made before he left to trick all of the newfags because he didn't like the direction the site was going
He only told the oldfags this so only oldfags would have gold accounts
They're probably gonna have my head for telling you this but I don't care
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>>686755494
All fucking kids. How sad can you be
>>686756926
Alright...I'll let you in on a little secret.
the "L" in #Gold is actually a capital I.
#Gold
#GoId
can you tell the difference?
>>686757019
>Chooses to fuck up his mom's credit card
>Doesn't read >>686757052's post
>>686756195
thanks bitch
>>686757052
U serious?
Jan Larsen
4659 9599 5222 8254
12/07/2020
424
>>686757077
Nice dubs.
But if you're gonna whine while we just fuck around you're the one whos truly sad.
>>686757187
You do know you arent fooling anyone worth fooling.
>>686757187
FAGGOT YOU CANNOT PUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THE COMMENT FIELD
HOLY SHIT THIS IS LIKE YOUR THIRD ATTEMPT
>being this new
I'M DONE
Eima Alderman
5134 7729 1130 3766
12/08/2020
320
>>686757019
This is fake I tried to use it kek
>This thread.
>>686757168
Is that Bill Cosby?
>>686757316
Are you fucking blind?
If so how are you using the Internet right now?
This thread is gold.
/thread
You fags tried, but nobody's fooled when you post the same image that says you need goId
>>686757187
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>>686756504
You know its fake cause the idiots doesnt even post image next to it, they doesnt even want to upload pictures in gold, they just mess around cause they have nothing else to do
>>686757271
Calling this fuck around.. its for real autism fucking around. How shitty must your life be if this shit is in any way funny to you? Try go outside and meet real people to hang out with they can provide more entertainment than this shit
>>686757286
>doesn't know about the capital I
>posts mom's credit card
Summerfag
>>686757187
Nothing else in the post.
Don't forget your address. Moot likes to do monthly drawing and sends out cool shit to winners.
Ben Dover
5314 6664 6537 7688
12/16
989
>>686757430
Stop trying
It's just sad
>>686757302
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>>686757406
For real the saddest thread on /b ive seen in a while.
>>686757285
Ive been looking for images of this nature. Is there a video? I didnt think it was possible.
>>686757430
there is no such thing as summerfag. Kids nowaday do drugs and doesnt read
>>686757416
and you are also here on /b/, because...why?
>>686757481
>bait???
>>686757481
It only displays as a comment if the transaction didn't go through properly
If your card isn't real the transaction doesn't go through
>>686757416
It's not like I'm sitting here laughing like a retard I'm just waiting for OP in another thread. It's you who is seriously pissed of at a thread like this and need to relax.
>>686757505
kek
>>686757416
Calm down.
>>686756227
BANNED
Send USD 5.00 worth of Bitcoins to this address, Gold will be assigned to your IP.
>>686757632
Oh shit thanks man.
>>686757505
MODS MODS MODS
SOMEONE ABUSING GOLD ACCOUNT FOR POSTING CP
>>686757583
Personally im here cause i never used reacton images before and im trying out what situation they can be used correctly.....
>>686756227
I'm calling the mods. Enjoy your ban, filthy peice of shit
>>686757564
Dont know i got hangovers and cant be bothered to turn on my pc. Why are you taking crying?
Mike Hunt
5209 6634 2238 7004
11/18
447
>>686757481
Something seems oddly fishy about that name.
Is it swede?
GTFO pewdiefag.
>>686757534
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=liveleak.com
>>686757285
4th attemp it didn't show up as a comment
Did it worked?
>>686756338
MODS MODS!
>>686757718
haha suffer
>>686757720
LOL newfag omg thanks for the pizza and pornhub premium my cunt.
Jan Larsen
4659 9599 5222 8254
12/07/2020
424
>>686757720
lol if you say your name out loud it sounds like "My cunt."! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>686757710
>NEWFAG DETECED!!!11!1
Well that's a pretty good reason to be in a shitpost thread.
>>686757680
As if they care
They're getting paid and ad hosters can't see it
And that's not cp technically
Mike Hunt
5209 6634 2238 7004
11/18
447
>>686757823
Right im a weak cunt.
Pussy Slayer
6969 0420 6666 1234
04/20/2069
666
>>686757828
yeah.... it can be traced back to you, so enjoy it while you can
>>686757834
Card number must have no spaces
My contribution
>>686758024
MODS MODS MODS
>>686757964
Displays comment if transaction doesn't go through (I.e. Fake card)
Dumbass Summerfag
5436 7748 8266 2555
2/19
666
>>686758024
LOOOOOL
>>686757169
if he has phone verification u won't do shit
>>686758024
Fag
>>686757834
Lol thats not me
What happens if someone else buys gold account with my card?
>>686758024
Nice one
also sauce
>>686757886
im not really a newfag, i lurked the place for 2 years now, i just never really comment anything, only collecting
>>686757886
*DETECETETDTETD
>>686758144
Then your mom loses five more dollars.
That's what you get for being a faggot
Bout to refill my subscription for the next four years using that card lol
>>686756195
idiot....
>>686758024
Im surprised one so young could take an anal fisting.
>>686757901
OMG HOW CAN I DELETE THIS
PLS MOD DELETE THIS !!!
>>686758234
that was terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself. You showed some true autism, which i would delete if i were you
>>686758148
>"I'm not a newfag"
>Came to /b/ in 2014
mfw
You probably can't even see this image actually, you faggot
/thread
>>686758311
She's not underage
>>686758024
That's so fucking hot. Can we have more?
>>686758024
That's fucked up duuude
>>686758445
This
She always does this when alcohol comes in the game, kinda turns me on.
>>686758527
timestamp or gtfo
OMFG THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WHY CAN'T WE SEE THE GOLD SHIT. IT'S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WHEN WE POST OUR CREDIT CARDS SOME ASSHOLES STEAL IT, THEREFORE WE GOTTA TAKE A RISK IF WE WANNA GET 4CHAN GOLD.
MOOT SUCKS DICK. FUCK ALL OF YOU.
ATTENTION NEWFAGS
HERE IS THE COMPLETE 2016 GUIDE TO GETTING 4chan GOLD
DO NOT FORGET THE CAPITAL I
>>686758148
Well that's why I posted it as sarcasticly as I could. Either way it's more a mindset than how long you've actually been here.
this whole thread is trolls trolling trolls
if you wanna delete a post check the white box near it, go to the bottom of the page and click delete
>>686758405
well i see a retard in that picture, who believe his joke is actually funny, but doesnt realise everyone laughing in pity of the dude. and i think i see a tiny penis hanging from his mouth too, which he enjoy greatly
>>686758583
It won't show when you do it right, also you can easily delete comments if it goes wrong
>>686758647
Fuck you faggot I hope you forgot to turn newfag filtering off.
>>686758445
>/Threading your own post.
>>686758583
Dude don't rage. Getting a gold account is really easy, nonny. You just need to sign up to 4chan and you'll be able to buy gold from the top of the webpage.
>>686758647
>>686758721
HE FORGOT TO
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>686758148
"im not really a newfag"
>i lurked the place for 2 years now
>>686758696
Let me turn off newfag filtering for you and post the same picture.
>>686758733
That doesn't work any more, via comments is way faster and it is tied to your ip address
Hi guys, I came here from Reddit. They said there will be loads of autistic people like me here! How to I buy a gold account? Don't want to stay a newfaggot for too long hahahahaha!
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gold-membership-trollinghttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gold-membership-trollinghttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gold-membership-trollinghttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gold-membership-trollinghttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gold-membership-trolling
come on newfags
>>686758908
Just don't get it. A gold account isn't worth it. We still have to solve captchas, and we leave newfag filtering off 95% of the time we use this site.
>>686759070
But I don't want to be a newfaggot! Plz help me please.
>>686758908
>I need you clothes, your boots and your motocycle
>>686758908
hahahaha hello frien im also from 9gag
here i ll show you how to get gold
Dennis Weal
3149 6678 1258 1396
12/19
123
give your credit card info like this to get gold friend!!
>>686759070
It's fucking worth it dude, it gives access to /z/
>>686759175
Okay like this?
Dennis Weal
3149 6678 1258 1396
12/19
123
>>686759187
Shut the fuck up about that shit dude. Have you forgotten the first rule of /z/?
>>686755494
Remember this?
>>686759187
aaaand what does the /z/ stand for?
>>686759175
why are you people too retarded to use the option field??
>>686759187
>>686759245
Delete your fucking comments. It's supposed to be a secret and it has to stay that way or it'll catch /b/'s cancer.
>>686759284
Nothing. Don't worry about it.
>>686759245
what is this /z/ you're talking about?
>>686759284
secret raid board
Kind of the oldfags new /b/
Tiiiiiiightly held secret to keep faggots like you from destroying it like you did /b/
>>686759360
Dont worry kid, i just want him use his imagination.
>>686759408
nothing. forget it.
>>686759408
>>>/z/
>>686759187
I'm so fucking done fuck you so hard we have done such a great job collectively keeping this info away from the faggots over here
Delete your fucking comment
Honestly I hope he mods ban you for this is they have any vested interest in keeping /z/ a good place
>>686759303
hahahaha you're so funny
here i' ll try again
3149 6678 1258 1396
12/19
123
>>686759284
>>>/z/
You can't see it unless you have gold or your IP visited 4chan before 2012
>>686759540
omg
I'm not helping you anymore, you're way to stupid
>>686759187
I can't believe his faggot
He's opened the gateway to faggotry
We're gonna get 2015 and 2016 faggots on our board now
>>686759187
shut up about that, they all ready know too much
>>686759565
its good to see you know words like IP, its makes you look authentic
>>686759565
I thought it was before 2010? did they change it because /z/ has been slow lately?
>>686759187
Is that what we do now?
We just openly talk about /z/ on /b/?
Is this what we are now?
God this site has gone to shit. I hope you die in a fire.
>>686759807
Don't worry they will get banned soon I already called the mods.
>>686759175
>from 9gag
>doesn't write: hello sir le nice to meet you *takes a step forward and waves*
Immersion = Broken
>>686759565
>>686759774
They changed it. You NEED a gold account regardless now
Newfags were doing something with their IP to get in somehow
>>686759899
Mods don't ban for mentioning /z/
>>686759565
This.
>>>/b/
>>>/x/
>>>/z/
First two clickable for everyone, last one for us only.
>>686759961
Janitors delete /z/ threads though. Hopefully they can delete his faggot post
>>686759961
Not the 4chan mods but the Z mods do.
>>686760000
Quads of wisdom.
>>686759807
what can they do about it? they cant visit it anyway, so is it matter if they know about it?
fucking samefag talking with himself, while its obvious he is one
>>686759989
I never even noticed
But I bought gold before I knew about /z/
I don't go there often
>>686759928
hahahahah i don't understand my good friend
are you the famous trollface?
>>686760065
They might figure out how to get a gold account and go to >>>/z/. We've seen some faggot attempts in here already
>>686760107
Yes I originally created the "rage comedy" meme on 9gag 10 years ago.
>>686759933
ah, that's why there were so many morons on /z/ a few weeks ago?
looks like the mods got rid of them, tough. can't stand newfags there.
>>686759961
>>686760032
>>686760070
i love how you doesnt even think it through the whole idea of your stupidity. IF there we a board called /z/ we could manually have access to it simply by typing it to the browser..... oh well, nice try anyway mate
>>686760274
apparently you don't have a good account.
>>686760274
Only white listed IP adresses have access newfag
>>686760369
*gold
>>686760333
It's not like they'd get there anyways, faggot. Calm your tits, man. Also moderation there is nice, if they somehow poured in, they'd be b& in minutes.
>>686760333
you just mentioned it once again.... you will lose your privilige to go to that nonexistent paradise. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? you wont be able to see the latest shit your brain just make up and you wont be as special special snowflake as you are now
>>686760274
This is how I know you came to this site after 2012.
It used to be that if you visited the board without 4chan gold, it would show a shriveled dick with wasps on it. But now it shows a fake 404 so that newfags fall for this shit like you did.
Can an oldfag turn off newfag filtering and post a screenshot of the bees or a picture of the bees?
>>686760274
>what is a redirection
Can you into website architecture?
>>686760567
nah, too lazy
>>686760646
You're right, it's not worth our time educating newfags
This is why /z/ is supposed to be a secret. There are probably already newfags ITT who just bought gold today who are over there already like HI GUISE
>>686760766
I don't think they'll survive long on /z/, mods are pretty strict there.
and thank god /z/ mods are still able to permanently b& gold accounts.
check out what did i just found guys
>>686761126
That the what is fuck
>>686760766
speaking of /z/, do you remember pic related?
>>686761126
Timestamp faggot
>>686761276
I sure damn well hope you have newfag filtering on
>>686755494
all the oldfags went to a better chan dummy..
>>686761374
I'm not THAT stupid
enjoy
>>686761242
>>686761301
Didnt you guys know who is she? she is the same fucking first fake image it was posted here on the thread. Same 4chan gold account bullshit which was posted in this thread renamed and size changed..... you guys are so gullible and stupid
>>686761593
/thread
>>686761428
All of the pedofags*
hi i neggur
>>686761428
Where you really should be is Telechan
this was some quality shit back in the day
>>686763417
pfff this is obviously fake
don't fall for it goldchanners
>>686763417
now that takes me back
>>686763999
fail troll is fail
>>686756227
okay wtf
Fucking plebs
here, have some fresh OC.
timestamped, of course.
want more?
>>686755494
The image size is always different. Not even a good bait.
>>686764956
of course it is! it's different images! what did you expect??
>>686765094
And that's why it is the worst bait ever. If you try to bait someone you could be more unite.
>>686757297
Yup and your credit card info is out there for all the world to see...lol
>>686765905
because he was too dumb to do it properly
>>686755494
stop telling the newfags about gold accounts!!!
none of those cards are real
i tried kek
>>686767204
you tried wrong. the pizza I just had was delicious and free because of morons like those in this thread
>>686767509
fake or you had a typo