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Well, about 6 months ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes

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Well, about 6 months ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes I was in line to inherit 500 billion dollars from my Uncle who use to put his finger down my asshole when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now.

First person to roll Quints gets $50,000,000 just leave your Paypal
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>>686741892
rolol
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>>686741892
OP WLL DELVIAR
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If I roll quints op keeps his money from all of you faggots
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Also OP if I roll quints post pics of sharpies in your pooper.
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I never win anything.
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im gay
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>>686741892
rolling
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cancer
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If quints, OP has to burn all his money and post proof
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>>686741892
didn you say 5000 billion?
I thought you said 5000 billion
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World%27s_Billionaires
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rolling quints and leaving some random paypal adress:
[email protected]
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[email protected]

I'm not looking; maybe I'll have somethin' in the morning!

Congrats OP; have fun!
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Story OP?
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fuck me quints... thats too hard too roll but ill give it a shot good sir, daddy needs to pay off datschool debt

paypal : [email protected]
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legit shit fellows. feast on these quints
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Fingers crossed. In tough times!
[email protected]
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[email protected]

Pay up my man
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Faaarkin Rollin.

- [email protected]
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If I get quits you give the money to red cross

Also pepe dies.
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today is my lucky day
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Money or I kms
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Sure, I'll take that.
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[email protected]
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>>686744234
[email protected]
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Rawl
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I'm ready, I'm ready
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[email protected] -
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fuck it
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>>686743581
Rerolling
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check it bitch
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>Quints GET
[email protected]
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[email protected]

SEND ME MONEYYYYYY
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If singles OP is a massive faggot
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finger in the butt
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[email protected]
QUINTS QUINTS QUINTS
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[email protected]
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fuck that shit I need that shit it's bound to be the death of me
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>>686744354
Rawling for this email
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>>686744455
Nice full house
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>>686741892
I'll roll once... And I don't have a pay pall... And you'll never deliver... You'll have to Facebook me or someshit.
>roll
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>>686744422
gg bro
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>>686744447
HOLY SHIT SO CLOSE. [email protected]
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what if
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[email protected]

noone has 500 billion
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[email protected] QUINTS PLEASE.
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>>686741892
Thats nothing. I recently inherited 1 trillion dollars. Poorfag you. Post your paypal and i will donate to you
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[email protected] Might as well try right?
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>>686741892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek_YI1j8puc
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fuck Noah.riggen piece of shit commie
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Quints please 4chan god.
[email protected]
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[email protected]
QUINTS MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU ROLL IT
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>>686743581
OP if you give it to me, ill give it all to my mother she seriously deserves it... I'm a piece of shit son... even willing to send you a picture, rolling
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>>686744683
fuck you too.
[email protected]
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dont see why not to try :)
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[email protected]
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I'm winrar
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>>686741892
yo
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>>686744604
not OP
but i make 20k per year.
Please
[email protected]
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Rolll
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The only guy on \b\ who could've won isn't interested in this shit post. Rolling anyways.
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You people dont seem to understand how the numbers work...its over
so just give it to me
[email protected]
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[email protected]
Still gonna try.
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give it here malfoy
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It's [email protected] again

Rerollin allowed?
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bitch
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It's almost 4am, need to win money.
[email protected]
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>>686741892
This is your Uncle. Me an' my finger are coming to get my money back!
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all hail the jews
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[email protected]
Rolling cause I can.
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lets roll
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Rolling paypal [email protected]
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>>686741892
You are richest with a broken asshole and a broken ego. Go triple fk urself
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AUTO BOTS ROLL OUT.
[email protected]
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[email protected]

Fuck your money just buy me a pizza I'm starving
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Rollllll
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Could really use whatever figure of money that was.
[email protected]
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>>686741892
Dude i don't care about 50mil
just PLEASE send me 1k.
Taxes and debt and i really need it.
[email protected]
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your mom
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>Quints now?
[email protected]
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>>686741892
Whoever solves this gets 500$ on PayPal

http://link.dabebook.com/3

>>686745139
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I like the way you die
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Roller
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>>686745200
i solved....its 42 faggot
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Need money, need quints.
[email protected]
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[email protected] - Rolling
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Why haven't I rolled quints yet?
[email protected]
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Im poor op send me a /B/fare
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>QUINTS GET
[email protected]
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Can i get 10mil if i roll singles?
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C'mon I'm tryin', someone send me something.
[email protected]
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Bump for luck
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[email protected] check'em
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>>686745312
Rolling for this guy. He seems needy
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Send me 10 50eur games on steam to prove it faggot

http://steamcommunity.com/id/spyzbackstab/
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>>686745411
Lmao can't even roll singles fag
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Rolling [email protected]
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TFW you don't want to go to your minimum wage job in the morning.
[email protected]
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Reroll
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>>686741892
Bad bullshit is still bullshit.
___
Carlos Slim narrowly eclipsed Bill Gates to top the billionaire list for the first time. Slim saw his estimated worth surge $18.5 billion to $53.5 billion as shares of America Movil rose 35%. Gates' estimated wealth rose $13 billion to $53 billion, placing him second. Warren Buffett was third with $47 billion.
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Behold
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>>686745480
Bless you.
[email protected]
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for a rolllllll
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Rollling [email protected]
quints
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jesus people....im on 4chan fo 1 week and even I see why you wont get quints anytime soon
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[email protected]
anything would be appreciated op this wedding will leave me bankrupt.
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Rolll
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>>686741892
holy fuck you better not b e jk does it count if it's modget???
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R0ll
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He he :)
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gergreger
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>>686745113
Send this poorfag a pizza.

Me. I'm the poorfag
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>>686745546
I've seen quints like 4 times.
[email protected]
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>>686741892
OP what's your Paypal?
I'll send you some extra cash.
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[email protected]
at least send me 20 buck's i'm a poor motherfucker,ahahaha
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Quints
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>>686741892
ha
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>>686745635
Is riggen an anagram for nigger?
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QUINTS
55555
[email protected]
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>>686745635
yeah bit at the moment you need arount 100 more rolls for the next chance to get them
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>>686745726
by sheer definition it is not an anagram.
[email protected]
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Rollll
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>>686745658
roll4glory
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rolling for fuckries.

[email protected]
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der inder in der inderin
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>>686745734
[email protected]
I got all night.
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XD!!
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Who the fuck is your uncle?
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I want vive ;-;, pls quints
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Rolll
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>>686742321
Reroll
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I'm sick, gimme da money.
[email protected]
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[email protected]
can you at least give quads 1k???
>>686741892
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rollll
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Roll 22,509,395
[email protected]
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Roll it up to 55555

[email protected]

SEND ME MONEYYYYYY
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>>686745761
You know what an anagram is right?
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>>686745871
rolling is going slow
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Need money.
[email protected]
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[email protected]
Whatever.
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Op show proof of ur 500bill $
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rolling
as if you would ever give anyone anything
I bet you sit now in a golden pool with lots of aryan chicks
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I'm gonna win and OP isn't gonna deliver.
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Make america a colony again

[email protected]
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>>686741892
Roll
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>>686745999
Trips at least.
[email protected]
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rolllllling
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Anyone send me money?
[email protected]
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YOOOOO
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next quints in 686755555
don't even waste your* time
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Im gonna win and if op doesnt deliver an army of 500 furious donkey ghosts shall rape him

[email protected]
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How do people expect to be validated with no email attached? [email protected]
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>>686742094
he surely will
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OP is just fucking with us... butt plug it, uhm but fuck it
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The trips guy said it best. OP won't deliver, this is fake as hell, but I'm going to win anyway.
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[email protected]
let's seeeeeee
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fuck
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>>686741892
Geez, I don't even need that much, just 50,000 would do, too bad I quit using Paypal because they dicked too many of my transfers. Watch me get quints.
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>>686741892
show proof that you have money first,guess your trolling,,huh..
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Roolll
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[email protected]
c'mon dear god, I need this shit so badly!
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>>686746205
Why did you even comment?
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bout time
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>>686746205
if you win, you can show my paypal to him instead, pal :D
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bout time to check em
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Roll
[email protected]
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alllahu akbar
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>>686741892
Inherit 500 billion yeah right
Bill Gates has 75
What are you all retarded?
Why tf even reply to such shit thread
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roll d
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[email protected]
"please, sir. my mother is very sick!"
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>>686746382
Ikr, fake as hell
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where are the fucking banana and desu faggot spammers to run up the number if you need them
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Rolls for the lols, will verify with pic
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[email protected]
OP the hacker, hacked 4chan to make quints impossible!
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>>686746382

was about to say the same.
/b/tards have become so easy to b8
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Can you send me 9 dollar please?
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>>686746382
everyone hopes he misspelled and its 500 million....would still be enough to give away 10 %....but he wont deliever anyway
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>>686746431
Ofc fake Jesus man you'd need all the 10 richest people to make 500 billions
Fkin retards on /b
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all those newfags
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>>686746436
It's 4AM most of america.
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>>686746382
because we have nothing better to do with our lifes? DUH!
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PayPal.Me/TaoistZealot
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>>686746506
If someone was to be that rich I'm not saying he wouldn't browse /b but wouldn't be so moronic as to give it away
I wouldn't give 50,000 to my brother unless he was dying
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Check em ref!
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rollin4thelolz
>6666
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Check em!
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>>685746666
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PayPal.Me/TaoistZealot
rip the >6666
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>>686746651
looks like a retarded devil to me, I'm sorry anon...
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rolan. pls i need free monies!
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>>686746726
naww it's cool,hahaha
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>>686741892
Fuck yeah son
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>>686746640
50 million is more than enough to live lazy for the rest of your live
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coming closer andcloser
[email protected]

SEND ME MONEYYYYYY
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>>686746798
let's say this was actually real what would you guys do with all that money??>>686746867
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>>686746890
I would by myself a nigger
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>>686746890
keeping bees on a mountain...no, no clue
just keep on living without worrying of getting broke
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I think I'm the one getting b8'd by the rollers, because this is a copy pasta, saw the same shit posted a week ago but he inherited 50 million from his uncle who put his finger in his ass.
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>>686747061
Hope destroys all reason
[email protected]
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>>686746890
would life a pretty happy live no worry's ,and when someone tells me work for me i can just say fuck you!!
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Noooooooo

Cant ... rolll.......any mooooorre
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>>686741892
LOok I get this quints i will get out of my shitty flat
THANKS BETTER LIFE IM COMING!
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we went only about 5000 no up....in over an hour

would take an other one

im out ....any one who with pitty ....fuck you

SEND ME MONEYYY

[email protected]
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>>686746598
how can you even breath boothead ?
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>>686741892
i don't have paypal :')
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>>686747153
to be honest you could say that anyway..
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PayPal.Me/TaoistZealot
good luck gents
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PayPal.Me/TaoistZealot
rolling for luck
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>>686741892
thems only twenty five dollar bills in that box you cheese cake...
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Here i come.
Send to [email protected]
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when das a post gets 404 d
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>>686747813
http://www.webpark.ru/comment/master-80-go-urovnya
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>>686741892
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>>686748007
Where is the horse and the rider?
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>>686748059
??
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rollllllllllllllll
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[email protected]

Rolling down the street
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>>686741892
Give me all of it
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>>686748117
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>686748115
Where is the horn that was blowing?
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Make Me rich and happy
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>>686748178
I GOt NO FUCKING CLUE WATCHA TALKING ABOUT M8??
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money money money
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>>686748322
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[email protected]
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Roll with the help of god
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>>686741892
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This is a scam, I saw this thread like two days ago
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>>686748454
rolling dady
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>>686748292

Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
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>>686748561
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>686741892
I regret nothing.
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>>686748619
reroll
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FUCKING SAGE, CAUSE OP 404 THREAD ON US!!
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rullen
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>>686748454
big ol roll just bc quints
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>>686748609
Where is the harp on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
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just passsing rolls until 55555
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>>686748684
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Rolling dirty
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8888
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IKUZO KAKAROTO
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How do you faggots even believe this shit
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Roll for 5
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>>686748905
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Re roll
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>>686748908
Give me moneyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>686748454
one more time
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>>686749000
Checked Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>686749000
Nice trips
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>>686741892
Just love how this pasta has escalated over the years.
>never change /b/
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Thank you
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>>686749024
not op,pretty sure he left he was trolling
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now you need only around 250 morre replies for 55555
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I think OP is getting a high mark on his thesis: 'Spotting autistic children on the internet and how to extract their paypal'
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>>686749152
doesnt matter

money is money
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You faggots know that no one personally owns 500 billion dollars right?
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Got it this time
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>>686741892
[email protected]
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rolling for a new pc
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meh
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Rollin for cash moneys
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>>686749333
>>686749000
what r the fucking odds of getting trips 2 times???
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fucking really
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rolling for a giant spacevagina swallows earth
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>>686749444
lol everyone getting trips
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404
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they see me rolling, they laughing
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the niggering hashtag BLM
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nothing can save this thread now
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Rip
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Sad
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maybe last quads
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This thread can still make it
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all money for me
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Quints here I come...
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>>686750010
That was close...
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CPR for the thread
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Breath thread breath
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>>686750060
Sad part is I waited a few seconds to hit post
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dont let /b/ kill you
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>>686750132
Well, we all fuck up sometimes.
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>>686750204
speak for yourself peasant
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trololololo....
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quitters
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>>686750300
#;^}
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>>686750376
We aren't, most people just went to different threads most probably and now wait to get to the next quints.
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>>686750496
what is the algorhytm for the no to go up?
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