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Bring your gay anthropomorphic drawings here
hi i'd like to make a deposit in my frank of america account
>>686740445
Not posting a matsu? So unlike you
>>686740696
maybe i'm depositing my matsu for safekeeping
>>686740888
There's security for matsus
>>686739789
Holy fuck that pic, do want
>>686740997
what the fuck
then what do i put in my frank account?
>>686741112
Other commodities
>>686741445
can i store my sex gravy in there?
>>686741530
...yes
>>686741603
Wao
who knew the frank of america was actually a sperm bank.
>>686741668
Most
>>686741757
i guess i never got the memo
how much do i have to give for a down payment in mason jars?
>>686741905
The clientele is quite exclusive. Those that qualify do not need to pay
>>686742199
RADICAL
i'll have my secretary call in to set up my account later
gotta go to work now seeya frank
>>686742640
I thought your job was posting matsus. Regardless see you later
nyoro ~ n
>>686742879
What is this?
>>686743051
Mixed weeb memes.
>>686743123
I don't like em
>>686743261
The memes are dank though
I convinced two people yesterday to arm themselves when're you buying a gun frank
Bow down.
>>686743535
Bend over.
>>686743401
Not sure. Probably by the end of next month
>>686743274
sup
>>686743675
What do you intend to get?
>>686743659
no u
how goes?
>>686743753
America's on pace for greatness, tomorrow's memorial day so I'm gonna cry endlessly for muh troops and I need to go get a paying job.
>>686743887
Sounds... fun?
>>686743732
Not sure. Maybe Sig Sauer P226
>>686743989
Need more money to pay for more guns.
>>686744046
I'm a cheap son of a bitch but sigs always seemed overpriced to me relative to what they offer.
>>686744147
Why do you need guns?
>>686744206
IT ISN'T CALLED THE BILL OF NEEDS BADGER
>>686744147
Any recommendations?
>>686744206
I'm sure you can't use those words in that sequence
>>686743675
nothing, you?
>>686744285
Calm down, I've been away from here a while now. I'm out of the loop. Anything interesting happen around here?
>>686744289
Apparently I just did.
>>686744289
If you find a deal for a sig go for it. If you definitely want a hammer fired semiautomatic rather than a striker fired I'd get a CZ or something though. Jproc swears by his.
>>686744496
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
No not really. What've you been up to?
>>686744399
Same. Nothing. How were your exams?
>>686744496
You might've broken English then.
>>686744752
what?
>>686744594
I've been up to a whole lot and still not quite anything in particular. Fucking around, most notably. Also there is a chance that I have found someone who I could actually consider a boyfriend so that's nice.
>>686744752
I might've broken some cultural rule, but I most certainly have not broken a grammatical one.
>>686744857
Thought you had some exams left
>>686744949
they're not for just under a month
>>686744857
what game is that absolute absurdity from
>>686744932
What an accomplishment, you enormous manslut.
>>686744995
MGSV, it's customised and the game doesn't use real guns for that reason
>>686744995
I don't remember you being this abusive. Apparently something has happened.
>>686744991
AHHHHH WHAT IS THAT MAGAZINE
>>686745111
oh thank god that one looks almost normal
>>686745210
I've become increasingly disgusted by human excess and weakness, by lascivious behavior and hedonistic morality.
>>686745332
that gun with the weird ass clip is not modified, it is stock like that. And clearly it's so you can measure angles for tables you're building out in the field
>>686745429
I'm not sure I like this game. Maybe there's a logic to those designs though.
>>686744991
Are you ready for them?
>>686745524
Japanese logic
Sf is recently abusive because he's upset I wont breed his B0jPu$$3.
>>686745608
They're really not allowed to have guns there so I guess they can be forgiven.
>>686745646
I'm just glad you've upgraded to the full absurdity of that word.
>>686745524
they're useful. The pink one is a semi-automatic tranquilizer sniper rifle with a sleep grenade attachment
The customisation is pretty flexible and fun to make ridiculous combinations with
>>686745608
nope
>>686745698
Its pretty dank
>>686745702
I figured out the grenade launchers.
>5.56 mm
>semi-auto
>SNIPER RIFLE
IT IS A GLORIFIED AR 15 GODDAMNIT THAT IS NOT HOW SNIPER RIFLES WORK, 5.56 IS NOT EFFECTIVE AT ANYTHING CONSIDERED A SNIPER RANGE
>>686745810
I'm the best fag memer.
>not posting femboys
what are you? gay?
>>686745904
you should kill yourself
>>686745837
it's non lethal though, it's not meant hurt anyone and some of the endgame stuff is a bit more absurd. like the rocket launcher that puts people to sleep
and yeah, you can tell what most guns are meant to be if you know anything about them
>>686746020
>it's non lethal though, it's not meant hurt anyone
WHAT!?
THE PICTURE SAYS 5.56, THAT IS A BULLET IT IS FOR KILLING BAD GUYS
>>686745968
i'd prefer not to
>>686745698
They can still google shit
>>686745702
Are you ever ready?
>>686745904
Why do I need femboys, I can just get a woman if I want feminine
>>686746117
I like how the japanese logic is triggering you
>>686746136
And I'd prefer not to satiate your deviant tastes. Guess neither of us are getting what we want.
>>686745332
I still don't quite understand how hedonism would be weakness, but alright then. Did you witness something that enforced your disgust?
>>686745646
Sf? How does he fit in in all this?
>>686746117
I don't know why it says that, I don't think they changed the descriptive from the standard lethal variant. but that specific one is non lethal
>>686746229
I was ready to get drunk friday night, does that count?
>>686745837
Be careful when and how you meme, boy. You know not the powers you tamper with.
>>686746229
Yeah, I agree with you. And it SHOULD be triggering em. It's very upsetting to look at.
>>686746242
No, I've just been contemplating human nature quite a bit.
>>686746262
That doesn't mean it makes any sense as a sniper rifle. Also a tranquilizer sniper rifle doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Again, it wouldn't be effective at any range where you'd be "sniping" something, and if it was it'd require enough propulsive force to be lethal.
>>686746262
Sure. I'm not sure how Australian physiology works
>>686746364
I am the memegician.
>>686746242
Well he WAS just calling you a manslut.
>>686746266
photoshop
>>686746368
>a video game isn't realistic
like I said, endgame content is strange and doesn't necessarily make sense. All I can say about it for certain is that it's OP as fuck
>>686746372
like that, never ready for tests, always ready for alcohol
>>686746537
That's the thing: It PRETENDS to be realistic. Full of details about weapons and what have you. It's when you have the veneer of realism and fail to follow through in dramatic form that I object. A game like team fortress 2 has no obligation to make any sense whatsoever; a game like MGS does.
>>686746450
>>686746368
I see. I would only see something like that as weakness if it became an obsession.
>>686746496
I have never seen sf post lucario, and I'm not seeing a name.
>>686746845
Precisely.
>>686746885
It is a weakness because it is habit forming. Sexual licentiousness becoming habitual makes meaningful relationships rather difficult and also exposes you to more conventional risks.
I am subjectivefag, my name is displaying normally, I've had this folder for 3 years.
>>686746643
but all the other guns are somewhat more realistic than that, I don't think it's fair to base your opinion on the game from one gun that contrasts this.
and besides, MGS has always been very pick and choose in terms of it's realism
>>686747017
I have exactly one opinion about the game, and that is that the gun design is noxiously stupid. The game may be good otherwise. I don't know. Don't really care either. I'm just busy being triggered.
That heavily armed man riding a pony made out of stalagmites?
>>686746368
Japan will never survive a wave the inevitable of immigration with their lack of firearms and lack of spine
>>686746527
Yes sweetheart
>>686746537
As long as you can pass it
>>686747140
You know, Japan is maybe the only truly first world country I don't see that wave of immigration happening in. They place way, way too much value on ethnic and cultural purity. I think they'll commit the slow suicide of failing to breed before they let more than a token number of foreigners in.
>>686746885
Me neither, but I am seeing a name.
Also good on you finding someone.
>>686747119
fair enough, I'd have preferred it stuck with MGS4's real guns and more limited customisation
it's a cyborg riding a demon horse
>>686747140
of course I will
>>686747119
>heavily armed man
>>686747344
Kojima went off the reservation with this one I suppose.
And of course.
>>686747425
Heavily armed cyborg, whatever.
>>686747011
Well shit, time for me to update ns it seems. Also why do I not remember seeing you post that folder before?
It's a gamble. Fun with risks, although I try to minimise risks whenever I can. It's not like I do random hookups and go to darkrooms and whatever. As for the meaningful relationship part, I have no obligation whatsoever to acquire a meaningful relationship. Sure, it gives you someone you can rely on and share your life with, but it also presents a lot of risks in its own right.
>>686747339
Thanks.
>>686747140
Dont call me sweetheart, you whore.
>>686747498
Don't know. Your name is displaying just fine.
The purpose of a stable, and incidentally heterosexual, relationship should be obvious: it is the only reliable way to raise a child that is not dysfunctional. I consider that something of an imperative now for anyone who wishes to see his culture persist.
I don't plan on doing it, personally, since I'm not white enough.
>>686747306
I'm sure they will acquiesce within a generation
>>686747344
Then drink away
>>686747515
Yes hon
>>686747720
There's not a generation left in them to wait for it to happen. I don't see it.
>>686747477
have you ever played any of the MGS games?
>>686747720
but I did, and it was great
>>686747477
His arms are made of lead.
>>686747822
No sir.
>>686747844
That makes that description of him much funnier than I had expected.
>>686747720
>Askin to get raped.
>>686747656
Updated it just now and now I'm seeing everyone's name again. Excellent.
True, though I still consider myself more an observer than a player in this game called life. I have very little desire to impact it in any way, including preserving my culture in the manner you described.
How does your skin colour affect any of this?
>>686747918
>have you ever played any of the MGS games?
>No sir.
>
>>686747918
I think you should, but that's just my opinion
fucking disgusting tripfags
>>686748009
That's a realistic perspective if nothing else, all you can do is observe, ultimately. It's not like decisions exist. Anyway as I'm sure you're aware, whether or not you consciously acknowledge it, not all races are created equal and some of the blood in my mix is very unequal indeed.
>>686748104
I might. I don't really want to.
>>686748009
>Updated it just now and now I'm seeing everyone's name again. Excellent.
HOW DID WE SEE YOURS!!??
>>686748197
fine by me then
>>686748272
I'm very curious about this.
You faggots, actually sorry that's an insult to faggots literally make me uncomfortable. Your fetish is sickening. I'm not joking your seriously fucked up. I can brush aside pretty much every weird thread i see on this board but i wish you lot would just fuck off and die. Failures of the human race.
Imagine if you're fathers could see you wanking your sore flaccid little cocks to this cartooned perversion.
If i were a father to any of you fags i'd beat you to a pulp with a bat and throw you out on the street with just enough money to get you the fuck out of my sight.
You make bronies look alpha
>>686748496
Try me~
Julian, look at my cat, my cat is amazing.
>>686748197
Mostly I feel as if I'm just here to wait and observe until I die. I've got a gut feeling that I won't live very long, but I'm pretty indifferent to it.
True true. Sounds a bit fatalistic, but I apreciate that.
>>686748272
I have absolutely no clue. I had the setting left on, which means it did send the information, but for some reason I just couldn't see it.
>>686748642
You got a cat? Awesome. That cat is awesome. You're cool again.
And that is how consciousness works, all of us are tragically merely observers of our lives.
All the stars are projectors, yeah~
>>686748573
Ugh the socks. You're a sissy too then. I'd probably just kill you straight up.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any more cringe.
>>686747810
Surely they have a bit more time then that
>>686747822
Drink away some more then
>>686747930
Sure thing sugar plum
>>686748806
Good luck I'm behind 15+1 and a pupper.
>>686748917
Not too much. They're seriously vanishing as a people.
>>686748642
>I've got a gut feeling that I won't live very long,
Im pretty sure thats the usual Finn outlook.
>>686748961
>Im pretty sure thats the usual Finn outlook.
>>686748961
>>686748961
>>686748961
>>686748496
I'm rather sure I'd be the one doing the beating.
>>686748737
I was actually reunited with my best friend (her) when I moved back in with my mom. Known her for all 13 years she's been on this planet and she's always been more my cat than anyone else's. She sleeps in my bed, right next to me every night and spends most days with me.
I appreciate the irony of it all.
>>686748961
It's really not, surprisingly. Most are doom and gloom right up until they grow the fuck up. I'm just indifferent.
>>686748917
after exams
>>686748954
>Not too much. They're seriously vanishing as a people.
It happened to mine, it will happen to the Japanese, it will happen to the europeans, and pretty soon the world will be split in two between chinese and niggers.
>>686749096
Kots are great, that's good. I miss my original kot. We have 3 kots and a dog but it's not nearly the same as my original kot.
>>686749165
To be fair, the injuns couldn't have disappeared for a more different reason.
>>686749283
We have 2 right now, both of whom I've known for the majority of my life. Some of our cats died to hereditary diseases and others were given new homes when my mom left to Portugal for 4 years.
look how happy kot is
>>686749479
Finnish woman in portugal? What was she doing down there?
>>686748917
You deserve a train up your butthole
>>686749056
>>686749096
I thought it was like russia where "fun" was drinking at home all day, or if you're over 30 drinking outside and passing out in the street.
>>686749668
I'm quite sure that is more or less the finnish national pasttime.
>>686748954
Those of my ethnic background will also vanish in due time. Possibly around the same time as the Japs
>>686749146
Before, during and after, got it
>>686749668
Is that what you call your dick buttercup?
>>686749541
Resting. Working 3 jobs, running a cattery, taking care of 2 teenage kids, not to mention alcoholic, suicidal siblings and relatives for 10 years takes some serious energy from a small woman with a heart condition. Also she is a world traveler, pretty mobile and always interested in new things.
>>686749668
Drink is best enjoyed wherever, whenever.
>>686749887
What are you?
>>686749933
Any particular reason she went with portugal?
Also
>cattery
>>686748954
I don't even get half of what you're talking about. Your lowlife little subculture is just wrong. This is coming from an anon that has complete sympathy with non predatory pedos. I just feel bad about the fact your probably about to fuck that dog or something. Your little community here allows you to find others like you and believe your 'normal' to some degree. Let me confirm, you are not normal. You are a freak. None of what i'm saying is fucking around. I happen to be a lot older than you and would absolutely love to put you in hospital.
This is the first time i've had to venture into one of these threads to say what i have but i hate scrolling /b/'s homepage and seeing 3 of your furfags vomit inducing images at the bottom of the thread. Don't worry i wont be coming back.
Just don't forget to hang yourself. The time will come when it'll hit home, a parent or (i doubt it) gf will use your PC n find some hidden terabyte of this shit. Shame i'll never know when it happens but knowing it will is good enough.
>>686749887
going to take a bottle of vodka into the exams with me
>>686750018
Man you put a lot of effort into that. 15+1 is the capacity of the firearm in that picture, it's not a furry thing, and it's why I don't really think you or anyone else will be hospitalizing me anytime soon. Bye though.
>>686749165
Fuck, 3 'knots' and a dog. Do you ever not want to kill yourself. I would 100% an hero if i found a compulsive arousal to that shit.
>>686750008
More alcoholic, nuthead relatives. Luckily they are rich relatives and had a villa she could go tend to there.
Yes, cattery. You have not known happiness until you have lied on the ground and gotten covered by thirteen 6-week-old kittens.
>>686750008
Korean. My mother had the foresight to know that if I didn't assimilate 100% as an American I'd have no chance here. I have no accent but can't speak Korean as a result
>>686750027
It'll be impossible to not pass then
>>686749853
Its true, ive seen fins say it in /pol/
>What do you guys do for fun?
>Drink
>Fun?
>Stab each other
>>686749933
I always like a good shot of vodka
>>686750183
Yeah keep that gun around furfag. Gotta feeling it'll be in your own hand and in your mouth soon.
>>686750200
You really should leave before you're here every day and accumulating a fap folder of what we post.
>>686750220
You say alcoholic like that's weird in finland.
>>686750224
Well that's good it's a dead language for a dying people anyway. Hey, at least you can go up onna roof with a rifle and be cool as fuck.
>>686750264
Also sauna, never forget sauna.
>>686750304
Already has been. Not while loaded though, I field stripped it and gave the barrel a blowjob one night while I was drunk. Wouldn't recommend that, I'm not sure it's good for you.
>>686750224
I see no possible way for it to go wrong
>mfw this guy
>>686750264
I always like a good bottle of the stuff. Also stabbing and getting stabbed is pretty fun. Though small lacerations are a bit more enjoyable.
>>686750424
Oh right, I was just exclaiming that they were/are alcoholics since my mother has not yet attained the status.
Julian why aren't you on steam?
>>686750646
Well shit how do we know she's even finnish?
May I join?
>>686750765
No.
>>686750753
Sometimes I like to be hard to find.
>>686750761
Her parents were both alcoholics at least. But she did bring a husband back from Portugal, so she's not really a traditional Finn.
>>686750873
But I haven't showed you my new haircut yet.
>>686750873
why not?
>>686750899
Hope she doesn't have any children, miscegenation is a mortal sin.
>>686750921
FINE.
>>686750424
Real shame, you were halfway there. Please just don't fuck your dog. Read a book on biology or something. Your dog does not want your cock in it. Poor poor loyal animals they are, and yet rather than walk and feed it, you fuck it in the ass.
Your dog(s) would want you to kill yourself.
Scum. Anyway i'm outta here before i bring up my food. Laters freaks. Enjoy the 'fur train'
>>686750971
You're terrible. Depart.
>>686750993
I wouldn't fuck my dog. She is only for guarding the house from the gubmint.
>>686751044
Why do you say that?
>>686750424
I should be able to defend a business from looters rather effectively
>>686750516
It can't.
>>686751144
Call them by their proper name though.
>>686751119
I know these things.
>>686751119
>Spineless
>Had to ask permission
>>686750979
She's too old to bear children.
>>686750424
I like sauna's. I am clearly part Finnish.
>>686750646
Would you lacerate me, baja?
>>686751237
but... but...
>>686751286
Thank g-d.
>>686751298
Too hot for me. I like it cold as possible.
>>686751298
Only if we had a go at it. I don't like easy targets.
>>686751205
Australopithecus Africanus
>>686751360
There's a thing people do downtown by the lake called "Polar plunge" or whatever.
Around newyears when its like -10 people will go to the lake and set a sauna up to heat up, then jump into the freezing water.
>>686751144
it shall be done then
>>686751627
I tend to favor the less syllable intensive variation, myself.
>>686751662
Why do people force themselves to exist at the extremes? I like the nice temperate 60s.
>>686746643
The game makes sense in its own universe.
Its not based in real life, its based in its own universe.
If it was based in real life, your horses shit wouldnt make cars slide out of control, you couldnt shoot your robot fist off your arm and fly it around to deliver guided rocket punches, and you definately couldnt use the same balloon younuse to lift people in the air to lift tanks in the air.
>>686751445
I dont take a rumble lightly, If I won i'd rape you.
Just a forewarning.
>>686751772
I like it around 20-50
>>686751800
It shouldn't use real-world firearm calibers if it's going to be explicitly inaccurate with them. Go fantastic or go realistic, but don't take a realistic element and reduce it to absurdity out of sheer ignorance.
>>686751690
You better
>>686751772
I don't mind the extra syllables
>>686751821
You wouldn't rape him. You're far too kind for that
>>686752018
if I remember too
>>686752110
You will
>>686752018
But calling them NIGGERS is so much more cathartic.
>>686752135
I'll try
are we doing this now?
>>686751821
Noted.
going to bed goodnight
night, sf
>>686752237
If you want to. I just thought nice ass would be a good way to end the thread
>>686752327
good night
And I'm off. See ya.
>>686752015
Well clearly mgs universe uses the same weapon calibers as we do.
But the laws of physics dont work the same.
Whenever you deal with fiction like this, you gotta suspend your disbelief.
>>686752434
see you later finnish man
>>686752327
good night
>>686752434
bye bye
>>686752379
you're not wrong on that
>>686752805
In retrospect the thread could've used way more real ass
>>686752912
But all we got was badgers instead.
>>686752912
it can always use more real ass
>>686752018
That kinda mindset will get you raped.
>>686753084
I guess I really wasted the opportunity
>>686753131
Not at all cupcake
>>686753346
next time
>>686753433
Well of course. I've seen my error and how to fix it
>>686753614
that is the kind of progress we need
>>686753761
I don't feel like making a new thread
>>686754279
neither do I
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>>686754336
Shall we invade this new thread
>>686754741
don't see why not, it'll give me something to do while waiting for the chopper
>>686754800
He who has taken cock to ass post the first pic
