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This is a room. Your room.
Roll dubs to decide your gender and age (+18)
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I'm a crab
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>>686738830

rolling for crab
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>>686738629
There's two types of people in the world: males and females.
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>>686738830

Rolling for a crab
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>>686738874

Cool as fuck political views
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>>686738830

I want to be a crab
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>>686738830

I really want to be a crab
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>>686738629
female crab age 18
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>>686738959
Not a viewpoint, I just accept the facts.
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>>686738830

It's crab time
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>>686739046
>>686739026
>>686738992
>>686738901
>>686738858
>>686738830
>samefagging this hard
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Female crab aged 18... That looks so hentai
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>>686739045

oooooo

>>686738830

bowling from crabumbine
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>>686739139
You'll never be a crab, try fag though.
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>>686739113

I want to be a crab
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>>686738830

Crab
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I like turtles. Fem Turt with male parts. Rollrar
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>>686738629

Crab is what I am
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>>686738629

I pick crab
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>>686738629

did I get crab?
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>>686738629

I want to be a crab for this.
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>>686738629

Please make me a crab.
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>>686738629

i'd like to be a crab please
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>>686738629

I request I be a crab
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>>686738629

I intend on being a crab
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>>686738629
346 and pan fairy fluid
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>>686738629

I choose crab, obviously
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gender fluid, 18
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I think I'll pick crab
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>>686738629

I'd like it if i was a crab
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>>686738629

Crab, please
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>>686738629

I'd request that I be a crab for this.
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>>686738629

I require that i'm a crab
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>>686738629

I will be going with crab for this
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>>686740000
Ch-Ch-CHECKED
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>>686740000

Now make me a crab
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I'm male Velociraptor aged 20yo so I'm big, clever and fast enough to eat all fucking crabs in my room
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>>686740144

HEY JACKASS
>>686740000

I ALREADY WON I'M A CRAB SUCK MY ASS
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you are a crab named Jon, this is your 18th crab birthday.
what do you do/what happens?
dubs decide
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>>686740000

OP make me a crab or I will curse your family
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>>686740311
Order 3 large pizzas and invite 2 of your best friends over to celebrate said birthday
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Invite crab bitches
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>>686740311

I walk left and right
then I walk left and right
then I walk left and right
then I walk left and right
then I walk left and right
then I walk left and right
then I walk left and right
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>>686740509

rolling for walking left and right
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>>686740509

rolling for left and right walking dubs
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>>686740509

Left and right rolling

I'm a little crabby and I walk left and right
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>>686740411
your crab friends arrive, carrying large pizzas
what do you do/what happens?
dubs decide
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>>686740509

rollin

I'm a little crabby and I walk left and right
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>>686740694
Murder suicide
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>>686740694

I walk left and right
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>>686740750
Rerolling
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Damn I just want the crab to kill his friends and himself
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>>686740750
i like it
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Pull out a shotty and kill both crab friends
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>>686738874
And crabs
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>>686740924
Reroll
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>>686740924
Rollen
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convince your crab friends to but both their dicks in your asshole at the same time, then accuse them of being gay for letting their dicks touch
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>>686740750
REROLL
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>>686741065
Last time then I'm gonna fap
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>>686740694
A Wild Velociraptor appears!>>686740144
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>>686741261
here
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>>686741322
Kek, I posted only twice in this thread, both dubs
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>>686741322
counter rolling for the velociraptors being niggers
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>>686741322
rawr means i love you in dinosaur <3
what do you do/what happens?
dubs decide
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>>686740924
Rollen>>686741795
The crabs stab the dino to death
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>>686742233
that was fast
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>>686742233
Counter rolling for dinosaur rapes crab who tried to stab him and then eats his pizza while his crabfriends look at this terified
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>>686742485
Reroll
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>>686742485
Again, c'mon, it's important
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>>686742485
Last try
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Rolling for shrek dabbing to the crabraping dinosaur
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>>686742604
Reroll
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>>686742631
Rereroll
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>>686742604
Rerereroll
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>>686742604
Fucking shit man
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>>686742604
>>686742631
>>686742671
>>686742695
Give up, bro. Dinosaur will rape him.
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>>686742788
Dubs says truth, see? C'mon, OP. Make it happen
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>>686742233
dino is dead :(
what do you do/what happens?
dubs decide
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The group of crabs and the dinosaur develop interest in e-sports and they start playing League of Legends.
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>>686742872
crab and friends go outside
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>>686742872
Respawn Dino and rape crabs
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>>686743047
This
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>>686742872
Crabs fuck
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>>686743047
Roll
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>>686742987
Kek
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>>686743099
Winrar
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>>686742872
lets get some beer
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Ruby the rabbit and Tom the cat rape the dead dinausor
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One of the crab becomes jew
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>>686743255
winrar
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>>686739045
You listed sexes, not genders. Read a psychology book, you fucking mong.
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>>686743099
the crabs start having an orgy rubbing the dino's blood over them for extra debauchery
what do you do/what happens?
dubs decide
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>>686743365
The first crab kills the other two crabs with a bow and arrow
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>>686743365
Crabs start a crab-rave
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>>686743255
op deliver
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>>686743365
The crabs leave and asa akora enters room
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>>686743551
I meant akira reroll
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>>686743365
The crabs fight eachother to the death, hunger games style.
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>>686743551
Rolan
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>>686743365
Crabs fell into black hole and spawn in eastern Poland.
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>>686743365
obtain mermaid poster and sea shells to decorate the walls
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>>686743662
Roll
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>>686743609
Yuuuuuppp
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>>686743692
i like you
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The crabs travel to the great wall of Trump to laugh at mexicans.
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>>686743609
1 more reroll
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>>686743365
The crabs go to a strip club
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they have a succulent chinese meal
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hmmm
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>>686743755

Yay
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>>686743725
thanks, anon
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OP here http://www.strawpoll.me/10339882
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>>686743754
roll!
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>>686743365
The crabs summon Taylor Swift to gangrape her
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>>686744030
Reroll
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>>686743798
reroll
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The crabs all orgasm but explode and die
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the crabs leave the room as asa akira eneters the room and starts having the way with the dinosaur and the pizza and are left in the hallway
what do you do/what happens?
dubs decide
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>>686744378
go out of the building
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>>686744378
they start searching the house for jews
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>>686744511
the crabs search the house for jews but don't find any, thank you hitler i guess?
what do you do/what happens?
dubs decide
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>>686744639
crabs go to the moon
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>>686744639
crabs become the gestapo and start murdering civilians on the streets as if they were jews
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>>686744639
The crabs go out and buy some guns.
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the crabs buy high grade assault weapons but cazn't figure out how to use them with their pincers
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>>686746046
crabs become the gestapo and start murdering civilians on the streets as if they were jews and have modified their weapons to be pincer compatible
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>>686746046
One of the crabs shoots themselves. Jon gets a hardon and starts masturbating.
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>>686746046
crabs buy high grade assault weapon claw adaptors and become Ethiopia's standing army
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>>686746046
crabs are enlisted into the SS and where cool as hats
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>>686746046
the crabs go out and slice off some hands and graft them onto their own allowing full use of the machine guns
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>>686747413
this
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>>686746046
whats this claude van damme comes in and shows the crabs how to use the guns
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>>686747413
roll
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>>686743662
Poland is the black hole
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Crabs get crabs from a crab at the previous crab orgy
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screen cap this
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crabs go on to /b/ and see a dead thread about them
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