Its 2016. Why havent you modified your genitals yet?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Its 2016.
Why havent you modified your genitals yet?
>>686726645
Because I have a tiny micropenis. One piercing opens a blackhole into my rectum.
>>686726645
No I don't want that.
>>686726645
What person would be dumb enough to even want to make their penis look like that
>>686726645
what the fuck is that my nigga
he made his dick look like a turd
>>686726645
Looks like your penis was overexposed to gamma rays
>>686726645
What the fuck, shit looks infected
>>686726645
is that a tattoo
>>686726645
i dunno about the piercings and split sausage, but id consider studs on my dick. bitches love studded condoms.
>>686726645
2769* by the empires clock, heretic
>>686726645
>implying
>>686726645
Does he have an erection?
What do the orgasms feel like
>>686726645
It's 2016. Why haven't you killed yourself yet!?
If you put a high gauss magnet near that you could fuck his shit up... further.
Does this count as a mod?
>>686726645
that's just terrible Ryan...you should be ashamed
>>686726645
what the actual fuck
this>>686728294
>>686726645
MODS MODS MODS
>>686728641
Yes
>>686726645
I'd like to meet the person that broke this man's mind.
>>686728008
Sick mod bro
What clearomizer?
>>686726645
>All upgrades unlocked.jpeg
>>686728641
like.. why?
wait does deathgripping & the occasional punching of my cock to remind its who boss count?
>>686726645
This guy's dick looks like the final boss
kys
>>686726645
Literally looks like a pickle.
>>686726645
I seriously thought that this was a vagina at first
>>686727017
kek
>>686726756
niec
>already a cyborg
yes yes yes
>>686732032
I can imagine the smell.
Most of those piercings would be so sensitive always a little bit irritated close to an infection.
>>686733931
The strength of amygdala is with him
>>686728847
tippy top astral keks
>>686733931
lol what in the fuck would drive someone to want to do that?
>>686732032
>when your dick looks like an eggsac or a bloodborne enemy
>>686734020
>>686734153
Why cut it open??????
>>686734153
he's got eyes on the inside, but they're of an evil sort, and its terribly rotted.
its the
>cuck my shit out and make my dick completely useless and too painful for regular copulation in the mercenary position because I think it looks 'cool'
thread
>>686733931
is that fat injected or is it metal balls
wont do it tho my dick is already big enough. if i got these balls i doubt i could fuck every woman like now.
>>686726645
>has a ghastly amount of warts on his dick
>puts in some studs so it looks more uniform
>>686734250
he killed orphan of kos and left with a sweet new mod
>>686731944
>parachutes are 100% trustworthy!!!!
anyone who skydives or base jumps is a fucking moron. Besides if this guy didnt do that retarded flip his chute probs would of opened.
>>686726645
this is the equivalent to what happened to wolverine in xmen when he got his body injected with metal.
am i missing something here? ok the balls for ribbed pleasure but slicing open your cock wtf does that achieve other than mutilating yourself.
will a hand bust out of that if i pop too many of those cysts?
>>686726645
Why didn't I mutilate myself you ask?
Gee i don't know...
>>686735199
He must love pissing on his nuts and dribbling the front of his pants every time he pisses. but let's be real here, any man who mutilates his dick squats to pee.
>>686734153
kek
>>686734841
orphan of kos fight has great music, as does Gehrman. Just pointing that out. Ludwig can crawl in a hole and die. Incidentally this guy's dick looks like Ludwig's stubby head.
>>686733931
>>686732032
>>686726645
Jesus fucking christ. That dick looks like its beginning to decay... some fuckin necrosis going on there.
What does it smell like?
>>686726645
The look on a lady's face when it's jammed in...
>>686735622
my guess, dumpster juice.
>>686735620
What a retard.
>>686735508
>Incidentally this guy's dick looks like Ludwig's stubby head.
holy shit i can't unsee this now
but dude, bloodtinge builds absolutely annihilate ludwig, i broke his legs so fast
>>686735620
good luck getting through airport security
>>686726645
i love this but not something i am willing to mess my shit up for
>>686735745
they do, but I did better with rakuyo and using fire paper. can still do a solid like near 600 a hit with that setup, probably around like 584. bloodtinge builds destroy almost anything, especially ebrietas. I just like the swift strikes with rakuyo, untransformed.
>>686733931
What in the fucking Christ is wrong with somebody that they would do this?! I love my dick, I would never do such horrible things to it. Fuckin holy hell, man.
>>686735622
Your mom's slutty asshole
>>686736171
hell yeah dude, rakuyo is in the top 3 of "weapons you never want to see in pvp"
>>686736171
had a level 175 character on a third playthrough, couldn't beat ludwig with chikage. level 140, second playthrough, shitstomp him easy as hell with rakuyo+fire paper, not even sure how to explain that.
>>686735846
keked
>>686735620
What in the fucking shit man? Which one of you nasty faggots wants to smell that hole, though? I know one of you does.
Get on my level
>>686736610
i wanna stick a firecracker in the hole and make an anti-personnel grenade
>>686735214
>curse-rotted manwood
>>686736746
Nigger what?
>>686734309
>in the mercenary position
>mercenary
>>686736798
Ya know, you're pretty cool for a nigger.
>>686736746
some kinda fucked up Robert Frost poem right there...
Can I turn my glans into a flash drive? I feel like that'd be really convenient
>>686736441
I made a mixed arcane quality build with holy moonlight sword and rosarius. So much magic damage, and so much stagger.
>i could defeat the amygdalan cock no problem
Why havent you injected saline into your balls yet anon?
>>686737000
so you can find your penis in the night under your fat?
>>686728008
What happened ? Did you chop your dick's head off?
>>686736873
Lost like a motherfucker for some reason
>>686727003
Confirmed 11 year old.
Mods.
Souls general
>lets defeat this boss
>>686726645
I have. Why are you making wrong assumptions?
i guess anything is an improvement to being a cutfag.
>>686737290
Why
>>686737192
USB drive nigger, not a flash light
>>686726645
what the actual fuck am i looking at, did you get a sex change that had an accident
![[confused human noises].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VggayOV.jpg "[confused human noises].jpg")
>>686737342
i would totally fucking love to help you with some souls shit on ps4 rn
>>686737483
does this ride ever end
>>686737566
I wanna pop it.
>>686737483
>>686726645
can he even fug with that thing?
>>686735620
is that a googly eye?
>>686736746
how does he piss?
>>686728641
you got any more of the process?
>>686736806
Kek
>>686735214
>Cyst
newfag
>>686737562
Dont really need help currently, but whats your psn?
>i meant his ebreitas cock needs defeating.
>>686727003
>youll never convince your girlfriend to inject saline into her vag
>>686737626
Why?, does it make anything feel better?
Anyone here with a dickpiercing?
I am genuinely interested in this thread... More I do say, more indeed.
>>686738176
Fug, I wanna stick my benis in there. It looks super comfy.
>>686738121
TheCaravaneer, i'll probs be on sometime today so if you wanna hmu i hang out with 10 year olds and make them angry by copying their builds
>>686738276
Already posted. >>686731288
>>686726645
Nerve gas
>>686738388
Screencapped so i dont forget. Ill add you when im home.
>>686733931
How's sex with that thing?
Sorry, wrong question
How do you hope/think sex will be like?
>>686738317
>>686738481
That was an hour ago though, anon probably left
>>686738651
No i didnt. Ive been making bad bloodborne jokes
>>686738634
New fetish: acquired.
Here's my dick... Was thinking about a prince Albert... And two guiche bars one longer than the other. Cuz my gf likes to lick my asshole... Why not accessorize.
>>686738634
>>686738763
Oh well I was wondering if it's worth it getting one
>>686738827
KEK
>>686738876
Absolutely, but dont go crazy like op. It feels great during sex but if you arent careful you can bruise people and yourself. What part of your penis do you like most? Pierce your second favorite first to see if you want it. If you dont, you can remove it and let it heal.
>>686739018
If that was my shit just burn it the fuck off. I don't need it anymore.
>>686739018
>That's fucking fucked the fuck up
>>686739018
Okay, THAT'S a STI.
>>686739018
>>686739234
This is an STI.
>>686739321
No joke, they have made me take my piercings out. Not just the ones in my cock(I think its because i had a big beard)
>>686727529
So buy studded condoms instead of mutilating your pin dick moron
>>686726645
MAy as well, not like I'm gonna use my dick for fuckery anyway ever.
>>686737626
does it pop
>>686739541
This is an STI.
>>686738794
Thanks for sharing faggot But we all know you don't have a gf... Or and asshole
>>686736992
under rated post
I want to get my butthole tattooed.
Does that count.
Any suggestions?
>>686736992
>>686739982
Over rated posts
>>686733931
Niggas dick looks like it swallowed a payday bar.
>>686739963
Lol OK neckbeard friendo.
I'd suggest it fr sure tho.
>>686740047
Prove you got a gf... And an asshole
>>686737483
I'm pretty sure this is a bad idea.
>>686726645
>>686732032
>>686733931
i would 100% let you fuck my asshole
>>686736746
shooped
>>686740197
You would also suggest getting something retarded like a unicycle tattooed on your face, it's because you're a dumbass
>>686740216
why are you trying so hard to see another man's asshole?
>>686733931
>>686740361
No shit Einstein
>>686740361
It's not, go on bme
>>686734875
found the pussy
>>686740385
>another man's
>man
>>686728998
>underrated
>>686737342
wtf i actually did exactly this on the pc
>>686726645
lmao it's a dickgina
>>686740483
everyone on /b/ is male until proven otherwise, i refer you to pic related
>>686740557
>killed by a snorlax and pikachu
Thanks obama
>>686740703
You're not a man, you proved it already
>>686740389
This is ghastly
>>686739532
>>686726645
Do you even have sex with that shit OP?
>>686740705
>>686740216
Lol hey neckbeardaroonie
>prove you don't have a pussy for an asshole.
>>686740703
Rule is that there are no girls on the Internet, not that everyone is a man, faggot.
>>686740829
fucking cringe ..... DAMN.....,.,..,
>>686738827
Holy fuck
>>686740894
this is a weirdly useful list
>>686740373
For you I'd suggest that yes... Its suiting. Kinda like, if you would finally not puss out and actually kill yourself... We'd all be in a much better place... Especially you. =]
>>686740903
>>686741122
You start holidays next week right?
>>686740978
>>686740894
Huh. Snorlax and pikachu is not on there. Is that a list for names for the dragonslayer and executioner?
>>686741164
first i thought this was disgusting. then i noticed his right shoulder and realized its absolutely hilarous
>>686740903
That is one of the ugliest women I've ever seen
>>686741309
>>686741388
>women
good job. i hope youre proud
>>686741164
Sexy, like your self loathing. Oh yeah bby ;)!
I enjoy both my pee-pee and my balls as they are, I guess.
>>686741364
His right or the viewers right? I didn't see anything hilarious...
>>686726756
Inject it with silicone?
>>686741341
ye
>>686741251
I do birthdays and bachelor party's... Suggestive suicide attempts, the best or your money back.
>>686739018
Gross, Black cock
I have, but just a pair of Hafada on one side
>>686741388
You are the ugliest woman I've ever seen... Faggot.
>>686741649
What the fuck are you saying dude...?
>>686741828
who invited Supremacy Mc. Trumpypants
Its almost 2017.
Why havent you injected silicone into your dick yet? Dont you know women love a huge dick?
>>686741839
In general?
>all of you, kill your selves...
>>686726645
Your superhero name would be Turd Cock and your weakness an MRI machine
>>686741981
Ur mom... Cuz ur dads a pussy
>>686738634
>saline injection in pussy lips
MOAR!!!!!
>>686742555
oh shit dude
trips said it so it hurts worse
>>686742219
>>686742757
Thanks, I'd fuck that panda in its ass till its colon fell out on my dick so I could shove it back in with one mighty thrust.
>>686742954
When I'm bored I'll fap and I often don't even feel like breaking out a buttplug or whatever. Doing all this would just be way too much work.
>>686738634
skinny woman looks like fat woman. wow. what a nice idea.
how about just fucking a fat pig? theyre easy to get.
>>686726645
>modified
It's more like mutilated, and well not everyone wants to screw up their penis.
>>686738864
Anyone got the original image and sauce?
>>686743308
Yeah... I always start in the shower if I feel like doing that stuff. Then I can clean out... Like squeaky fucking clean, god I make my underwear wet when I fuck my ass... Its just a different experience.
>>686726645
>>686743204
Yeaaaa bitch...
Get me some asshole.
Maybe let her fuck me too... Ice blue strapons are my fetish.
haha OMG these all look like so much fun to rip off!
>>686738634
lmao, my gf's got a nice fat pussy without the saline
>>686744388
if you mouse over them really fast it's like a flipbook
>>686740443
>The pussy still lives and can propagate his genes
>The only objective purpose we were born with
>>686736746
GAHHHH this fucking thread! Wtf wtf wtf
This one does it though. How do you piss with this? What happens when you get a boner? HOW DO YOU TUCK IT INTO YOUR PANTS
fuck fuck fuck whyyy
>>686735772
>>686735772
you know piercings don't go off in metal detectors..
>>686737780
>usb cord
this fucking thread
>>686744529
kek
Because that looks like 8ke its horribly painful and can basically fuck right off
>>686744689
>2016
>not having a girl lick your stretched penis hole
>>686738794
Might as well smoke a gram of meth while your at it. Fucking white trash.
>>686745190
Oh gimmie a break, what bassis are your standards built? Dumb nigga on four Chan "white trash!" He says... Get some balls or some pussy or ass or something, fuckin down south living stuck up nigga, pull ur dads dick out of ur butt yuh stinky uptight bitch. At least I can be me and not give nor get a fuck about it. So eat a bowl of poop bitch meth is what your mom fucking douched you out with faggot =]
>fuck urself... Cuz ain't no one else gunna do it.
>>686745190
3× your usual faggot.
>>686736746
did you fucking save that 23 times?
>>686745724
White trash confirmed.
Also go take an english course you cretin.
>>686746000
No I saved it 100 times and put them all in different folders in case I ever lost them.
I just happened to find 23 first.
>>686746003
Its texting man, no one gives a shit. Faggot
>>686746003
>Tries to be smart
>is on /b/
>looks hella dumb
It keeps amazing me how fucked up /b/ and the people in it can be. Like why the fuck would you want to do that to your dick (unless you want to kill yourself anyways)? What's the fucking point in that?
>>686743673
thats actually kinda cool. if she got rid of the big rings, less is more
jesus this thread
>>686736746
>>686741435
>lost it
Huehuehue
>>686737566
why???
>>686726645
white people need extermination
>>686746231
>tries to be funny
>is on /b/
>loses the game
>>686746454
10/10
>>686731944
He might be Ok.
>>686726645
Because I dont have a mental illness.
>>686726645
OP, can we see your face, i'm really curious what a person that does this looks like.
>>686734559
KEK
>>686746922
>copies shit
>is a bitch
>is a faggot
>>686728641
This, this baffles the batman
>>686735620
sick bong fam
>>686738634
>He doesn't like you.
>>686747889
Lol... Bong
>>686736945
It's when you get hired to serve in a foreign vagina how have you not heard of it
>>686739712
date night in finland
>>686747743
>gets mad over three lines of greentext
:^)
>>686728765
>>686748151
Oh ho, but it was you who was baited.
>>686726645
looks like a snickers
>>686748265
Well thats a,candy bar i can never eat again
>>686728008
Docking has just earned a whole new level
>>686748151
was hoping for more modified vaginas in this thread.
Please an hero.
>>686748371
Will you and him get a fucking room already jesus
>>686748406
Make it look like the predator
>>686747889
I call it the dong bong
>>686748461
Only if you join bby =]?
I guess I'm now the weirdo for having regular sex with my regular dick in my wife's regular vagina.
>>686748461
Fuck you
>=^]
>>686726874
ripped for pleasure man
>>686748571
Yeaaah... Pretty much... I mean, shit, you heard op, its 2016.
>>686748371
>>686748244
Can we suck eachothers cocks now? Lets make love not war
>>686734536
LOL, its just plastic under the skin, in the prison they use toothbrushes for that.
>>686748700
OK but you go first, I ain't gay.
Just two dudes making love... Not war.
>>686732032
>>686735620
I always wanted a cone piece in my cock
>>686748868
Threads gunna hit its limit soon anyways... It was good talking shit to and at you... And good to get shit talked back.
>>686748868
The codeword is "operation pineapple."
That's how y'all niggas will know its me.
topsnail
>>686749100
i need a therapist now
>>686749261
I hope so... My job here is done, children.
You are all faggots and I love you... In a creepy uncle kinda way.
here mine!!!111
"Operation pineapple"
>>686749400
Thank you Creepy UncleDubs
>>686747294
Yeah he survived, this was on Tosh.0
>>686749502
You are welcome little Timmy. We will meet again in the cess pool... Someday.
Operation pineapple over and out.
"Operation pineapple"
>creepy uncle dubs ^
00
That's me
Is this gay?
>>686731944
Dud he die?
>>686750140
Ummm... Not if its for women ? Maybe.
