Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?
Dubs/trips get in.
Anything else goes to Weenie Hut Junior.
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning
>>686715613
Without any milk...
>>686715613
yeheh so?
>>686715502
im in
I survived Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.
im no weenie
i massaged my prostate with a nugget
>>686715757
No your not faggot
I got trips once
Im le mtougho
I post edgy things on Facebook
>>686715809
I'm on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride, mate. I'm gonna die soon.
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!
>>686715502
I masturbated to a girl with a feminine penis and lasted 30 seconds
>>686716144
Checked.
>>686715502
I can open a jar of pickles
Pshhhh every post of mine is at LEAST dubs
>>686716335
Is that so
>>686716260
It's hip to fuck bees....so....f-fuck me senpai.
I am Alpha and Omega
>>686716443
It's also hip to kill weaboo fags like you
>>686716443
Ayy open up for the fonz
I don't mind sundaes
I get dubs... Without a script
>>686716425
>335
>33
Dubs
>>686716533
chekd
>>686716533
Gladly
I'm going in boys.
>>686716533
Ayy lmao
I'm so tough that i didn't masturbate today
>>686716516
>doesn't get the joke
>calls me a weeb
>>686716533
Dubs in here
i kinda like weenie hut jr
the dubs have risen
Lemme in fag
>>686716597
Are you retarded?
I'll have you know I scraped my knee and only visited the emergency room three times.
>>686716767
Double dubz, im in
>>686716790
No just new here
>>686716611
Double dubs Ima bring my bitch in with me
>>686716861
Can i be ur bitch?
>>686716144
>>686716533
>>686716611
We must learn from these people!
I am a karate blackbelt.
>>686717022
Your in buddy
>>686715502
How tough am I? I own the salty spittoon
>>686716837
No. You are fucking retarded/
I give it up the ass
>>686716712
fuck me in the ass because i love jesus
>>686716945
Why don't you ask these dubs
>>686717208
Really mature.
how tough am i?
>>686717300
Chek'd
I haven't used my daily asthma inhaler for over a month.
>>686717174
What the fuck dd you just fucking said about me you little bitch? I said Im coming in, and Ill have you know Ill pulverize you if you try to stop me. Ive already killed 300 men on multiple raid to Al-Qaeda and ISIS, and your sorry ass doesnt stand a chance. So move away or suffer the consequences. Fuck, even if you moved I might kill you to ease my wrath.
how tough am I? I'm a full time weeb. I eat sleep and shit anime 24/7 grind
>>686717501
RIP
pls let me in
>>686717570
Lol nvm, im weak
>>686717570
I think if you really killed 300 ppl you'd be too traumatized to be playing on the internet probably in therapy lol
I eat cigarettes.
>>686716443
I'll fuck you.
I prefer to jerk off
Without lube
I'll have you know that beat Dark Souls 3 without getting hit!
While blindfolded
>>686715502
Lol, don't care.
>>686715502
Let me in faggot
i fucked ur mom
>no trips
>:(
>>686717724
Are u new to the Internet or something?
fuck her right in the pussy
>>686716443
Autism.jpg
how tough are you?
I ate a giant steak and was still hungry for dessert.
>>686715739
Without any milk
i only cry 14 times on average during any disney movie
>>686717913
>>686716443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
I fuck horses.
>>686717913
No but I'm studying psychology and I just don't think he'd be able to hold a conversation even on the Internet.
>>686717655
Ur in m80
I can almost bench the bar
Out of the way...!
I didn't need my parents permission to sign up for club penguin
>>686718188
witnessed
>>686717988
Welcome
Entrance accepted.
I'm a professional shit poster
>>686718188
VIP everybody clear out of this mans way
>>686717988
>>686717022
Jesus Christ, does the Salty Splitoon have no standards anymore?
I created the pain olympics video.
YEET
I only have to wear floaties when in the pool
imm jerking off 2 my little pony
>>686718063
Bees/10 would fuck
>>686718325
rip faggot
>>686718383
Let me the fuck in
I've taken off my helmet when on the short bus before
>>686715502
i masterbate to anime
>>686715502
I fucked your mom without a condom.
I only use one training wheel on my bike fuggot
I didn't laugh a single time when looking at the YLYL banana
i want to go to Weenie Hut Junior they have a robot bartender
I don't eat my carrots even when mommy wants me to
>>686718723
Singles confirm lie
Fuck your Salty Spitoon bitch, I'm going to Weenie Hut Junior
There's a sign out the front that says "Lou's Bar". I'm fuckin Lou, who the fuck are you?
I'm getting a degree in Mathematics... and specializing in Number Theory.
>>686718777
Well your not, so deal with it
Also trips checked
Screw this, im going to weenie hut jrs. They have ice cream! Bitches love ice cream and so do i
I fuck bees
i dont put on sunblock when i go outside
I only cry for 45 minutes after my girlfriend finishes with her strap on
I browse 4chan without incognito mode
Can't say know to TSwizzy
I wear heelies and DC shoes
>>686718777
FUCK ME
I don't even want in.
>>686719133
HAHA your never leaving now bitch
>>686719043
>>686718777
>tfw you realise true toughness is not caring what people think
>>686719199
Well your coming in
I'm just here to look at the shit posting
Im so tough i can beat a man up without even touching him
>>686719283
damn...
but i really wanted to go to weenie hut...
>>686719481
Prove it
>>686718383
Oooooooh dubs 8383
>>686719572
Low quality b8
Fuck women in public restrooms
We could burn down the Salty Spitoon. That'll show those fags
Kneel to your God
I love Miley Cyrus she's my biggest waifu. I was in the Bangerz Tour in Argentina
Im a huge faggot...
weenie hut get
>>686719773
bush did 7/11
also, dubs
>>686719823
>>686719608
You spelled bait wrong fagggot
>>686715502
I'm salt
I have a 3in dick
Let me in
i fucked your mom lol
>>686720044
Well get in here mr. Salt
Tough eneough
i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, without any milk
i was willing to fuk ur mom
I shave once a week...
>>686720166
Right this way homewrecker
Im getting in no mater what
>>686716498
Quite SIN-ful. Get it ?
I get fucked in the ass without lube
>>686720211
>>686720268
Ur seats gone already
I feel pretty tough
I pray to the dubs gods
Yo
Sucked my moms dick.
I ate cornflakes for breakfast.
Step aside
>>686720495
Without any Milk
I get dubs on a daily. Also check em and open the doors. Thanks
i eat nails
then i digest them
then i shit bricks
then i eat those bricks
and then they become steel blocks
then i eat the steel blocks
and then i shit nails
repeat 7 times an hour
I hate milk for breakfast today....
...without any nails
I can rip tattos off people bodies
I drink orange juice without shaking it before.
Ate a bowl of milk.
Without milk.
i got up this morning
without milk
>>686720910
>>686720799
Get in her fagit
Ill take a cosmo
I can play master of puppets on medium all the way on guitar hero
>>686721317
I have failed to get into the Salty Spitoon, and have brought dishonor to my family.
I can finger my anal fistulas
i skip 4chans captcha without a pass
BOOOM
I went on Disney without my parent's permission
I said no to my parents
I don't mean to brag but, I'm a bit of a memelord
i havnt seenthe newest episode of fear the walking dead
without milk
I came in my mom as i was delivered
Wiene hut get
i stumped the trump.
I once ate an entire black family outside of a kfc in baton rouge
>>686722136
You can never stump the trump
duck roll
I'm so tough I got a gnarly sunburn and didn't even die
>>686717835
Come back when you beat a hard dark souls game lmao
i once shaved my anal canal with a scalpel
One time my chan post got on the top bord
I'm not a nigger
I once killed a mexican family walking out of their car, and i didnt even need to count
How tough am I?
I go on BestGore.com for fun
im Patrick!
>>686722677
Well get in here gook
>>686715502
I once ate lucky charms.
And picked out all the marshmallows.
>>686722700
Patrick.....
>>686722869
What kind of monster are you?
>>686722775
Thanks bud
>686722345
Moar
I have 2 chains
I own this shit
>>686722345
Need More
fuk u niga
I sucsesfully masturbated to ellen
not weenie hut jr doubles
>>686715613
>>686715656
HUEHUE SO FUNNY POP CULTURE REFERENCE
YOU GUYS ARE KING OF REDDIT
I once masturbated to Taiwan
>>686723392
No reddit
Got a fresh bottle of ketchup?
>>686723444
In you go
>>686723444
Omg sir, get your tiny hairy cock loving self in here
>>686723566
You too bitch titties
i breathe magma
i once saw kim jong un without his guards, and didnt even kill him
>>686723699
Eh were kinda full of your kind already
I have beaten all the Dark Souls games multiple times.
Nigga fuck you think this is
Once stepped on a Lego... only cried for 10 mins. Also, check em
I have crippling depression
>>686723828
>hurrrrr duurrh dark souls is haaaard
>>686723877
Checked.
I stole a pair of your little sisters panties and only masurbayted in em like 43 times
I am the one.
i never eat the cream inside Oreos. i just throw that stuff away.
>>686723814
>Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
I called god a pussy at thanksgiving
i had sex in a car of mexicans unprotected, and i only had 57 children
>>686724249
Go away evil dogger
33 or 44 plzkthnx
I pee the bed
I play pokemon nuzlocke
I feed my breakfast nails for breakfast
I took my daddy to a basketball game
>>686715502
I got 4 copies of the Koran and cut out a square in the center of all the pages and used it to store condoms
>>686715502
i ate a bag of dicks for breakfast... without any milk.
>>686723444
This guy gets trips in a dub thread and nobodu calls it out?
I only play support
>>686724999
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh no he didnt
I'm in
I fucked a guy and didn't say no homo
>>686724999
Nice trips friend
>>686715502
Roll
>>686715502
u dfadd
>>686725168
this guy has some balls
>that are infected with AIDs
>>686724999
fuuucckk
checked
>>686724999
smashcut to me getting gangraped by buff fish
>>686725101
Bro not every set of dubs or trips needs to be called out, this is such a fucking newfag mindset it drives me crazy
Idk when this trend of checked and kekd and witnessed bullshit happened but it's fucking retarded and is one of the reason yousee people talking about how /b/ sucks dick
I ate a june bug and shat out heracross
I fucked a cheese grater on my birthday
>>686725203
thanks, made em myself. fresh out the oven bb.
>>686715502
rolling
I freed the slaves
>>686724999
Fucking witnessed
I cum in restaurant mustard bottles
anyone wanna see my butt
I told jim carey he over acts to his face
>>686725574
WITNESS MEME
>>686725544
fucking hot dubs brov
I shoplifted a child from a garage sale
i'm dirty dan
I dropped a Nokia on my face
>>686717938
Not very
>>686725861
No, I'm Dirty Dan
>>686725933
Dam son
>>686725933
not tough, ded.
I punched you gay dads the fuck out at your sisters wedding rehersal
I participate in religious debates on /b/.
Unironically.
I rented a tux to go to a monster truck rally featuring randy travis AND macho man randy savage. Two randys made it dandy
I beat chuck norris in a thumb wrestle.
>>686725933
Is that so? Well, I think you're lying. Because, as we all know, not even Divine Intervention can save you from the wrath of a Nokia
>>686726458
... without any milk.
>>686726592
... or nails
>>686726629
... and I rubbed one out at the same time
>>686715502
Let me in so I can get out
Hi guise!
>>686726695
... while singing la kukaracha
>>686726695
That's nothing, I masturbate exclusively to the mission No Russian from MW2
>>686726761
... with a buttplug in my bum
im in boy-o's
>>686723392
chill
>>686726802
... and i only rubbed one out only moments before
OP is a faggot.
can i come in p-pls
>>686726911
chain orgasms are hardcore
>>686726900
checkem toughguy
Fuck me
I should get to go in already, its not fair that only people with dubs can get in
>>686715502
Im so tough, I rolled trips. And called it.
>>686727222
Witnessed
>>686727222
Mods!!!!!!!
>>686727222
Fucking legend
