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Hi /b/. Found this in basement of new house. Trips decides what to do.

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Hi /b/. Found this in basement of new house. Trips decides what to do.
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Kill yourself
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Shove them in your ass
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Kill some niggers on the street and record it
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keep it for home defense
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Turn it into the police
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Shoot gallons of water and record it
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>>686674802
turn the gun 360 degrees and shoot yourself.
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>>686674802
IF SINGLES YOU SHOOT YOUR CAR
IF DUBS YOU SHOOT A PART OF THE HOUSE WITH 10 ROUNDS
IF TRIPS YOU SHOVE UP ASS
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>>686674802
Does it workes? Shoot at neighbour's windows, make webm
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>>686674802
shoot your left big toe off
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shoot up a school and stream it
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>>686675197
this op.
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blow your right kneecap off
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>>686674802
post more pics, who makes the gun?
>>686675089
please fuck off.
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shoot your entire left foot off
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You found a dildo, why not use it, fire it off for more pleasure
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>>686675197
>IF TRIPS YOU SHOVE UP ASS
rolling for dis.
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Run around the neighborhood shooting it in the air. Post pictures of you doing it.
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>>686675077
winrar
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>>686675186
if he turned the gun 360 degrees it would be facing the way he had it in the first place unless the gun was aimed at himself.retard.
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Keep it for home defense
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>>686675289
>>686675349
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>>686675411
NEWFAG ALERT!!!
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>>686675197
OP ITS SINGLE YOU MUST SHOOT YOUR CAR
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throw it in a river and record it
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>>686674802
What are you going to do with batteries and a shotgun? Silly faggot.
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>>686674802
Saw off both barrels and rob a bank
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send it to me so i can off myself.
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Okay but why are there just a bunch of batteries on the ground. i see two shells but the rest are batteries.
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>>686675584
nice cints
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>>686675411
here we go.

>Feel free to click on a board below that interests you and jump right in!
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>>686675554
OFF BY ONE
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>>686674802
Take up skeet shooting.
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>>686674802

Manufacturer of that shotgun?
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are those fucking duracell batteries


shoot something with it
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>>686675411
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!1
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I say you go shoot a bunch of cows
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Put in your butt
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In the butt
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>>686675870
OP Here
It is a Beretta
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Name it Lucille.
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If I was lucky enough to find a shotgun I'd probably end myself straight away.
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shoot a picture of keemstar and throw the gun down a cliff
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Go to farm, livestream you shooting stuff at said farm
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Eat
Not the gun mind you, just in general
Or you could eat the gun
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>>686675883
You're challenged. Op asked for trips.
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Shoot all your windows and eat the glass
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>>686676176
Reroll
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>>686676094
rolling
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Butt plug it with buck shot and pull the trigger
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Try to put your dick in one of the barrels
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sell it to /k/

if you did actually find this then it'll bring a little money. break actions aren't exactly expensive but new coach guns aren't exactly cheap.

it all depends on the make/model really. if it's spaghetti shit don't expect much over about tree fiddy from a fudd that wants that kinda gun, as most young gunfags will just spend 350 on a pump action instead.
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>>686676044

It's worth too much to do anything stupid with.

Turn it into police
Tell them you found it
If it is not reported stolen you intend to keep it
List on gunbrokerdotcom and profit.
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Send them to me so I can kill myself
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>>686676101
just drink anon, it will all be better with a screaming hangover.
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Shoot pic of leafy
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>>686675411
WE GOT A LIVE NEWFAG
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Butt plug it with buck shot and pull the trigger
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Put a wig on it and marry it
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Oil it.
Wrap it in heavy plastic.
Wrap that in burlap or cloth.
Bury that in the back yard.
Remember where it is and wait until you need it.
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>>686676374

>Imbecile. Over/under or side by side shotguns like this are worth thousands of dollars.
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Go hunting with it
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Marry
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>>686676561
>underage ban
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>>686676564
>Butt plug it with buck shot
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>>686676586
Actually clever, go for this.
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>>686675089
why? did it kidnap someone?
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>>686676586
Roll
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In the butt
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>>686675089
No fuck off
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>>686676629
Sure, if it's made by Holland and Holland or some similar company. Or it could be a $250 gun.
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Buy some watermelons and blow them to pieces. Safely, and wearing ear protection.
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>>686676512
I'm drinking right now. But I prefer smoking weed. Neither really helps though.
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***** At first you should at least inspect it to make sure it is in firing condition. It was left for a reason. Fire it around 5/6 times with some string or something before you try to shoulder it.
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>>686676878
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Looks like a franchi, could be a beretta silver pigeon
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>>686676953
Called it
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>>686674802
Load it, put the other shells in a baggie run into copshop yelling "Allah ackbar", then when they beat you down and interrogate you, just tell them. you wanted to turn in the gun you found in your basement
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mail it to isis
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>>686674802
You suck at taking pictures.
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Sell it and buy something nice because any over and under is going to be work a reasonable amount of money.
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kys
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Shoot yourself in mouth with it. Point barrel upwards. Live stream
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>>686676629

no they're not if they're spaghetti western modrn shit.

>>686676878

guy gets it.

>>686676953

>beretta anything being worth more than 500 bucks
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shoot nearest person
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>>686677169
>this
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>>686676586
>wait until you need it.
like when someone breaks into his house?

>wait a second criminal, i need to dig up my gun.
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>>686677119
reroll
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>>686677221
fugggg so close
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>>686677169
roll
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>>686674802

>MFW this guy gets caught trying to sell a murder weapon to a pawn shop.
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shoot dick
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Dress it, use it as a puppet and record us a show
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>>686674802
Drench it in salt water and kick it across the concrete, since you obviously lack the ability to take care of an object.
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shoot up some heroin and kill yourself cobain style
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shoot foot
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>>686677288
reroll
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stick it in your ass
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>>686674802
>go outside
>repeat lines from army of darkness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx3Bz6cIPiw
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>>686677188
I shoot olympic trap with my 687 silver pigeon III. Put almost 50,000 rounds in it
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killing spree
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>>686677388
OH SHIT
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>>686674802

I'll buy it lol
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kill mom
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>>686677169
rolling for this. trips get
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>>686677188

You're in over your head Donny. Shut the fuck up.

There isn't a Beretta O/U on Gunbroker right now for less than $500.
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>>686674802
>Load it
>Put barrel in your mouth
>Pull trigger
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Send it to me
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Put the barrel in your popper post pics.
Then sell it
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Whatever you do, don't call the police.
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>>686674802
post another pic with time stamp.
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shoot feet
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>>686677556
so close
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mouth. shoot
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kill a defenseless nigger
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shoot letterbox, post pics
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Stuck dick in barrel :^)
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>>686674802
Put fork in end and use it as a utensil at your next meal
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>>686677394
this
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>>686677722
>letterbox
okay grandpa.
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>>686674802
Shove it completely up your ass and keep it in there all day
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>>686677773
Fuuuuu
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>>686674802
Livestream you shooting at the next nigger to pass your house.
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>>686677777
no
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>>686677579

You have to report it to the police. If it was reported stolen you don't want them thinking you stole it. On the positive side if it was used in a crime it's a shotgun so it's not like you're going to have to worry about ballistics of any kind.
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Decorate like a scene kid would
sell
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kill neighbor
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Give it to a hobo
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>>686674802
Ask /k/ and don't shove it up your ass.
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Kys
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Kill one of those negro things
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use it to murder your whole family
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>>686677888
WINRAR
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>>686677888
Fgt
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>>686677888
win
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>>686677888
comeone nigger
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>>686674802
Shoot the nearest nigger
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>>686677320
please god....rolling
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Give it to me.
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>>686674802
pawn it for a waifu body pillow
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>>686677888

Well done
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>>686676448
Cops in some areas dont give back the guns. They usally sell it themselves or find the supplier.
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fuck up a mexican
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>>686677888
>don't shove it up your ass.
you suck.
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>>686677933
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT
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>>686677888
winrar
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shoot your car or a car
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>>686676448
This. Except don't turn into police just keep or sell you should be able to get at least 700-800 for it. Beretta makes a fine shotgun.
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sell it and spend the money on drugs
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>>686678111
oooh i fucked that up!
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who cares about the trips, just use it to kill a nigger
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>>686678111
wasted....
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Sell it to me for 200$
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>>686678144
is it summer already?
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>>686677852
Then this is how to do it: Hire a lawyer. Either deliver it to the lawyer or have the lawyer come pick it up. Lawyer can deliver it to the police and does not have to tell the police the name of his client.
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>>686677253
Kek
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>>686678111
New trips speak the truth
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>>686678199
He'll never sell it for that, I'll buy it for 300
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>>686678055

Well, where I'm at they give you a receipt for the gun and if it's not claimed or isn't reported stolen then they call you in and return it.

On the other hand cops in almost all areas try to charge you with stealing a gun when they catch you with one that was reported stolen. That's pretty consistent.
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>>686678265
Fuck off nigger, I've been here for five years. Go beat off to creeps of your sister
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>>686678444
oh
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>>686677888
>>686678111
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JESUS CHRIST
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>>686678295
someone has been watching Better Call Saul
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>>686678444
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>>686678444
FUCK
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>>686676586
You're a fucking moron. Seriously you're a stupid piece of shit.

>>686677253
Thank you.
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shoot up a high school
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>>686678444
>>686678111
>>686677888
the fuck
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shove all the shotgun shells up your ass
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shove it up ass
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Shoot all shells at your front door
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>>686679099
Roll
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>>686679001
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>>686679099
This I wanna see
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>>686674802
get a better camera
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>>686678929

This. Then poop them out. Provide webm of EVERYTHING
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>>686679099
Rollo
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pour some hot meaty marinara all over those shells, sprinkle Parmesan and enjoy.
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>>686674802
Put in pooper, pull trigger
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Sell it and buy a dog with the money.
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>>686679099
Let's see this
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>>686677288
winrar
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>>686679099
Roll 4 this
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>>686679361
really anon?
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>>686674802
Sell and buy me overwatch
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>>686679361
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>>686674802
Cum in it then shoot yourself in the face with your own cum.
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sell it and buy a cat with the money.
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>>686679361
Yo know nothing
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This
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Sell it and buy a bag of fish, then care for the fish and form a beep bond with them.
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>>686679785
Rolling for this
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>>686679670
Roll
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>>686674802
Shoot the next animal you see, you don't need to kill your own animals, but kill a cat or a pigeon or something and take a photo and post it, or, even better, film it.
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>>686674802
Gosthbusters
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Give it to a random child while it's loaded.
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>>686679996
reroll
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>>686679785
>>686679785
roll
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>>686677888
Op Here
What do next /b/?
Trips decides again.
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>>686679996
so fucking close. rolling for this
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>>686679996
So fucking close....
Roll for this
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>>686679996
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>>686679785
roll
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an hero
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inject heroin and shoot self
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anhero right now faggot
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>>686679898
re roll.
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>>686680304
reroll i swear to fuck
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Give it to me
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>>686675197
roll for tripz
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>>686679898
reroll
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>>686680304
do it faggot
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>>686680238
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