Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have food in your mouf
Shinoa claimed
Milinda claim
>>686672388
Hey Yuuki! What did you have for dinner?
>>686673675
Yup.
Joke was kind of getting old to me anyways.
And me neither. Approximately busy.
Obligatory claim.
>My kids don't even call me anymore.
Miho claimed
Hello everyone.
https://youtu.be/nR9gMg4hKfY
Mind you tongue. Or my tongue will wiggle waggle directly unto your emperor's ass.
>>686673685
smug smUGS SMUGS
>
Show me your moves
>>686673973
>Or my tongue will wiggle waggle directly unto your emperor's ass.
Nice.
>>686673962
Heyo, Miho. How are ya?
>>686674025
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Yuuki claimed
>>686673962
Heyo Miho.
Watched the movie yet?
>>686673928
>My kids don't even call me anymore.
>kek
>>686674025
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>>686673973
<shipmate3
do you like actual ytp?
>>686674181
that gif is adorable
>>686674212
Depends on the subject really. Manslayer does good work though.
>>686674311
I know right?
>>686674113
Im doing a little better. Coughing still sucks.
You?
>>686673902
>Hugs
>>686674161
Milk.
>>686674120
Heyo adorable, how are ya?
>>686674181
>I never called my father after the divorce
>Feels good man.
i had some chocolate
>>686673902
Hi there, since you didn't receive my message: I'm sorry that I couldn't reply I depend on a WiFi network.. How are you btw?
>>686673790
Great! Hope you enjoyed it.
>>686674464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4
?
>>686674574
That's good to hear, man. Hope your cough goes away soon after you get those delicious antibiotics.
>pats
>>686674639
I can tell, kek.
>>686674181
No been busy with stuff today.
>>686673973
Let's get to bashing butts.
>>686673902
Heyo Milinda! How's it going?
>>686673962
Hi Miho, just got to Code Talker, can't wait.
>>686673519
>By default
That's a blessing right there.
Nice man, I'll be there to.
>In a year or so :^(
>Best idol claimed
>>686674025
>>686674181
Best moves so far
>>686674922
Oh god another boy band
>>686674113
10/10 stuck the landing
>>686674577
Hand.
>>686673902
Hello blue bell
>>686673973
I fucking died
>bands a make me dance
https://youtu.be/eiKAFUgFzqc
>>686674025
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>>686674901
Struggle
>>686674901
>Code Talker
Have fun with that.
>claim totally not sponsored
>totally not drunk
>>686674025
>>686674120
>>686674161
>>686673962
>>686673902
>>686673761
Have a (You) as per the currency of /waifu/>>686674680
Thats what I call quality
>>686674901
Ill have you know there's no PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>686673685
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W5Nre9xnyY
Britfag Maki Claim
drunk overwatch edition
>>686674393
>Rattle rattle
Akiko claimed
Playing Overwatch with the boys
Getting the mad comebacks
>>686674680
did you see the nine and a half minute icarly feeding frenzy before youtube got a stick up its ass?
>>686674842
Oh, sad.
Hope you manage to watch it soon!
>>686674577
>I never called my father after the divorce
>Even more keks
>>686674639
Chocolate surely makes you hyperactive.
>>686675314
>Forgot pic
>>686674574
>Hugs
How are you Miho? Cough any better?
>>686674640
Hey Sinon, it's all good friend. No worries.
I'm doing okay. Been better though. How about you?
>>686674901
Maki <3
I'm doing okay. How about you?
>>686675098
Hey Smug one
>>686675165
Thank (You) Rory. How are you?
>>686675310
this was supposed to go to>>686675165
>>686675036
>happy hands
>>686675053
How goes being the best Cow in the thread.
>That sounds insulting
>But it's actually a compliment
>Hand wink
>>686675314
>He was a dick anyway
>Birthday was a few weeks ago
>Remembered that I didn't call him
>Hardy laugh
>Continues day
>>686675397
Only a little. My voice is still in and out.
You feeling better?
>>686674577
Hey hand, how's it going?
>>686674640
It was a lot of fun! Spent some time at panels, spent too much money, saw a lot of good cosplays!
>>686673902
I had some grilled chicken with this mustard sauce...I forget what all was in it, but it was really good. How are you?
Hakan's wife claimed.
r8 her
>>686675397
Doing fine. I pretty much have a house to myself today.
>>686675310
I did not, but then again I dont go on youtube all day very often.
>>686675732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QWUIn_t1TM
they unstuck the stick from their ass
>watch this
>
post blushing waifu
>>686674800
You can?
Hand senses
>>686675314
It's prettty good
>>686675656
Going well, man. Just enjoying my Saturday. How about you?
claim
>>686675697
brown/10
>>686675943
hey (you)
>>686675912
>>686675568
Doesn't have as much weight behind it considering I'm the only one, you'd be the best hand in the thread even if there were others though.
How do you like my handiwork there?
>>686675924
>rapid hands
Late claim. Finished Emi's route for KS, now for Hanako's.
>>686675397
I see you're all fine my dude. When go you get out?
>>686675603
Have you tried drinking warm honey?
>>686675697
8/10
>>686675603
At least your getting better. I'm doing alright. Not good or bad I guess.
>>686675656
That sounds awesome. I'm jealous. Hospital food is killing me... I'm doing alright.
>>686675732
That sounds pretty chill. Enjoy it while it lasts
>>686675912
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>>686676209
hunting for lewds?
>>686676027
hey hey what are you up to nice kick btw
>>686676074
Boobies!
>>686675098
>MWN
My man.
And it never gets easier.
>>686675122
If I get the S rank I'm so done.
>>686675165
Report to the ship as soon as possible.
>>686675397
Glad to hear <3
I'm fine, just had some much needed dinner.
>>686675912
Easy.
>>686676310
ty
I'm about to go cook myself some food
>haven't eaten in like a day
how are (you)?
>>686676117
Best cow in the pasture, lovely.
>Flattered hands
>pats
Handiwork was very nice.
>>686676309
No.
>>686676568
I agree.
You god the hand pun right?
>>686676479
sounds yummy what you making? im ok just hanging out as usual going to take a shower soon
>>686676428
>we'll bang okay
>>686675912
>have another
>>686675912
gif edition
>>686675912
>>686676359
Mine
>>686676428
Don't like the new black hokagae name. Doesn't feel right
Just like dark souls
>a game that I will never get
>>686675934
Nice, I'm playing Overwatch with some friends, just relaxing
>>686676298
I've been fortunate to have never had hospital food, but I've heard horror stories lol. How much longer are you in there?
>>686676122
>its really kicking in
>>686676271
>honey
I don't have any and drinking honey?
>>686676298
But i want to speak i has sound like a hold man with no voice box.
>>686676428
If you want to 100% the game you have to do all the Mission executives. But if you S it without doing that its fine you can come back later and do the others.
>>686677000
>000
There yours
>>686675397
Got better, distracted myself with some bombay and friends..
>It's all good friend
I'm so happy to hear that. (:
>>686677254
>But i want to speak i has sound like a hold man with no voice box.
What in the fuck did i just type.
Does your waifu die or get their ass kicked?
>>686676271
Yeah. I'm in a meeting about that now. Hoping they say yes to my request of tonight. I want to be home for my birthday...
>>686676428
That sounds good. I'm about to order some food too...
>That pic is too cute
>>686677147
Lucky you. It's pretty bad.... kek.
I might get out tonight. We are talking about it right now.
>>686677254
Yout will get better soon I promise!
>Comforting hugs
>>686677302
That's good! Glad to hear you are better!
>>686677487
Dies once, buuuut not really?
Wibbly wobbly multi-dimensional magic non-sense.
>>686677254
>But i want to speak i has sound like a hold man with no voice box.
>???????????????
Shiragami Youko claimed.
When will Akikonon return home from the war?
>>686677487
My waifu is too much a winner to do either of those.
>>686677487
nope never she never dies no no no nope
>>686677465
>kek
>>686677254
>But i want to speak i has sound like a hold man with no voice box.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>686675256
Fuckin' hey there.
Been a minute, yeah?
>>686676746
>You god the hand pun right?
>Confused hands
You up to much, adorable?
>>686677147
Overwatch as usual? Nice, happy you're having fun, man.
>>686677487
Whenever I'd get in a fight I suppose it's getting it's knuckles kicked.
>>686677211
>I can see everything relevant to hands.
>>686677487
She gets eaten by a dragon in the manga but manages to stay alive in there for moths due to being a demigod. When Itami fights the dragon she takes enough damage to be all but knocked out but is good to fight another apostle.
>>686677742
>never dies
>esdeath
>>686678061
>months*
Front tire changed successfully! Back tire still to go!
>Makoto
>>686676919
Has he made anything recently? Seems like he just dropped off the map.
>>686677000
Wait that's him? Thought that was someone completely different. Oh well his content has changed anyway.
>Dark Souls
Never ever.
>>686677254
The latter option seems like the best choice, besides I need the wormhole fulton anyway.
>>686677487
Not at all.
>>686677658
What are you thinking of getting?
>When you told me "that" last night that was my reaction.
>>686678187
Nice meme
>>686678046
HANDiwork.
Not really.
>>686678077
dont know what you are talking about.
>>686678362
Might get Chipotle...
>You know I meant every word of that... its all true. Thank you. I could never repay you for what you have done.
>>686677254
Yeah drinking honey. Something about the glucose helping white blood celks and it helps with the irritation
Someone correct me if I'm wrong
>>686677658
Which is tonight at midnight right?
>>686677487
Overpowered by noble vampires once. Got a bit of her blood sucked out but she's still human
>>686678241
That's sexy
>>686678362
It confused me too at first
Want to get the game because if the hype
>>686678362
>wormhole fulton
Wormhole is best. It has a 99.9% of working. I only use and it will always steal a nuke.
My god damn brain hurts.
>>686678362
He uses his own channel, broke away from Machinima.
mavis reporting in. whats up weebs?
>>686675225
>very tired rattles
>>686675912
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>>686678730
Oh look it's another vampire waifu.
There are already too many of you guys here, so I'm going to have ask you to leave.
>>686677688
How are you doing winner?
>>686677487
Dies....
>>686678046
It's a ton of fun, you should try it if you haven't
>>686678944
nah, but i will check.those homosexual digits for you.
>>686675912
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>>686678762
Tired?
Me too. Being sick sucks.
>Tired rattles
>>686678642
I saw that, heh. I don't have many puns on hand right now, sorry.
Just relaxing, handsome?
>>686679056
Ehhhh, not that into Overwatch.
>>686678711
Yeah.
>>686679056
>Dies...
Not in game canon friend! Yuuki lives on!
>>686678690
Heard you got in car accident, you alright?
>>686678642
Moo
>>686678762
Sachi is too cute
>>686675912
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>>686678955
Hey there!
I'm doing alright, just woke up from a five hour nap, and I'm rested as fuck, son. I feel like I could run a mile a minute, except for my lungs give out if I try to run a mile at all.
>He is going the distance
>He is going for speeeeeeed
>Because his lungs are basically nonexistent
>He's always in his time of need
How are you?
>>686679151
I'm glad you didn't understand that post otherwise it might not have been funny and just looked like me being mean.
>>686676892
i think im going to make a burger but im uncertain
>>686677487
>ive been waiting for this question for like forever
>>686678730
>>686678944
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>>686679407
Ayyyyyeeeee
>>686679469
Yeah. I am now. It was pretty bad. I'm healing quickly though
>Milinda
Chi claimed
>>686677658
Thank you for caring. I'm always enjoying conversations with you! Thank you.
>hugs
>>686679390
Yeah sure you don't.
Yeah I guess.
>>686679469
Mooo.
>>686679519
Winrar!
>>686677487
>get their ass kicked?
Once a month and half, for about 12 years. It must feel like a super period.
>>686679891
Sup legs
>>686679519
I'm doing good, playing Katawa Shoujo. If you've ever played it, just finished the Emi route, now doing Hanako's route.
>>686678690
What's so good about them? Everyone praises them like like the second coming.
>That warms my heart in a way you can't imagine. There's no need to, you having a good future is enough.
>>686678711
The seems like what most people do. Then they complain it's too hard. Same with Bloodborne.
>>686678713
>99.9%
Hot damn.
Have you scheduled a doctor's appointment for that cough?
>>686678719
Like most people it seems. Thanks for the info.
>>686673685
>>686679823
Just glad you're relaxing, man.
>pats more
>happy hands
>>686679891
Handsome.
>>686677487
i don't think so....
>>686679562
burgers are good!
Claimed
>>686680093
>whats so good about them
WHAT? If you havn't ate at chipolte its impossible to explain.
>>686679720
>Vampire Extermination Unit
Well fuck, then. Time to cash in my chips.
>>686679865
>Winrar
I know it wasn't meant to be taken literally, but you reminded me I do in fact use WinRAR ironically enough.
How are ya?
>filename
>>686680045
I don't recall playing that, actually.
What is it..?
WEW LADS
Drunk overwatch should be an esport
Man, OW was fun and shit at the same time, what's /waifu/ up to?
I'm back
Tracer is cancer
>>686680340
How are you right now?
>>686680430
its settled then
>steakburger
>>686680007
Greetings Rory. A day free of intestinal purging, yes?
>>686680340
Hello Hand. Good too see you as always. How goes it?
>>686679390
What kind of games do you like?
>>686679407
I've never played any of the SAO games. The only Sony console I've ever owned is a PSP, and the SAO game for hasn't been fully translated to English.
>>686680585
>>686680589
>>686680624
God damn it, Overwatch.
>>686680093
>Have you scheduled a doctor's appointment for that cough?
I ain't got the money for that.
>>686680471
Sorry, I don't want E.Coli :^)
I'm not even sure if that's still going but eh just never tried it.
>Maki
>>686680624
HEY
HEY YOU
IT'S BEEN AWHILE, MATE
>AKIKONON HAS RETURNED FROM THE WAR
>>686680447
think your waifu has a drool problem
>>686680743
yum happy cooking
>>686680746
dont tel anyone i said this but nice....feet
>>686680585
>>686680589
kek
All at the same time
OverDranks is pretty fun, we should do it more often
We actually got progressively worse as the dranks racked up and were very surprised as to why we were getting shat on
>tfw need alcohol because I ain't gonna drink my fine ass mead every time
>>686679720
Ayyyyyee
>>686679786
Likewise friend! It's always a pleasure talking with you!
>Hugs
>>686680093
Kek they are good. I don't know about being that good... kek
>My god, you are the sweetest person Alice <3
>>686680751
You should look into getting it sometime! I recommend it!
>>686680805
Kek
>>686680585
I know right!?
>>686680624
I agree
Claiming OP. Faggot is the closes thing to be obtainable
>>686680487
Visual novel about five disabled girls, you choosing one to get romantic with. Protagonist has heart attack, sends him to special school for disabled kids (not like down syndrome or some shit, physical disabilities). Amazing game definently, especially for it being free, if you're into visual novels. I'm horrid at explaining things if you couldn't tell, so just go here, explains it far better.
http://www.katawa-shoujo.com/
>>686680996
i can cook and post at the same time!
>>686680972
I see you have returned as well. It's been a while Shira. Where have you been?
I've since accquired a lot of really great waifu material including pic related
>AKIKONON HAS RETURNED FROM THE WAR
Yea and me, Maki and DiscoMegu are hammered now because of all the dranks
>tfw got play of the game as Genji, feelsgoodman
I just stabbed myself with a knife opening something. Shit hurts.
>>686681247
im playing lol so my reply might take some time :(
>>686680998
>off by one
Yeah, we were getting worse and worse as the games went on kek
I'm feeling strategy games tonight, I know it's gonna end badly for me
>>686681291
>DiscoMegu
REEEEEE
>>686681313
You seem to have rotten luck.
>>686680746
Yeah, pretty much.
>>686681313
Thats why Im glad I have knife calluses.
>>686681291
>Maki
>hammered
Pick one
nice meme nigga
>>686680487
Pretty good
Hiw about you Charlie Sheen?
>get it?
>>686681448
Well duh, you were drinking weak shit faggot
>>686681545
fuck you nigga I was drinking twice as much as you faggots and drinking inbetween
>maki
>>686681656
4.5% vs 42%
>Amatsu
>>686680093
Aren't they made by the people that made dark souls? Gameplay looks very similar
>>686680487
Don't worry. You're too cute
>>686681030
Gonna get turnt somehow in thread
>shinoa
>>686681656
So close fail satan
>Cirno
new bread is required
>>686681767
5.6%
>>686681030
Btw, going to get stable Internet and a computer on 1st of june. Then I will be here forever kek..
>sinon
>>686681843
Agreed
Shall I bake?
>Cirno
>>686681871
Still not above 10% :^)
>Amatsu
>>686681656
>>686681767
>>686681871
11,8% spiced mead
Good shit mang
>Akiko
>>686680667
Always good to see you as well, man. With your wonderful self and shit.
It's going well, father's been a cock lately but aside from that I'm doing well. You?
>>686680667
Bored, eating a bagel. Talking to a friend on Skype right now. You?
>hand
>>686681937
do it
>>686681983
>>686681969
only other things I had were 5% red ale and 35% jager and I would have actually died off the jager
