I put an ad on craigslist asking for a blowjob for cash, a woman that was short of work replied. The rest was a disaster. She just left.
Who want's to hear?
>>686654798
I think we just heard it
>>686654798
tell us faggot, what happened? She ended up a he?
story please!
pictures?
>>686654798
fuck yeah I want to hear this
and don't leave anything out
>>686654798
bump for story
>>686655045
First of all she called and asked if she could smoke when she arrived, I said sorry but no, she said that's ok she'll smoke before she come in. No problem.
She calls me when she was outside so I open the door. She then gets a cigarette out and lights it (is she serious) to smoke on my doorstep. I awkwardly stand there with her smoking.
>>686655677
Sorry for no greentext.
She then starts talking in detail about how she found me ad, while my neghbours could easily hear, ad their house is attached to mine (crappy uk house) and could have the windows open. I just say yes to everything she says and try to end every one of her retarded sentences quickly. Untill at last she finishes her cigarette.
Now we go in.
Cont?
>>686656089
cont.
>>686655252
Nothing dramatic happened buddy. It was just a very bad experience.
>>686656089
Where in UK?
>>686656089
cont please, but as i get it you're such a beta
>>686656089
>Cont?
yes
>>686654798
>put an ad on craigslist asking for a blowjob for cash
are you retard or something
>>686656197
That's OK. It makes this a cringe thread and it's fantastic.
I've done this before too. I banged two girls bareback for money, one was a chubber and only did it once, one was a hotttt 1/2 cambodian that I banged on and off for a year or so
>till I sperged out and told her I loved her
>>686656595
How much per fuck?
>>686656804
$100
I could have gotten some really hot ones for 150 before I decided I wasn't cut out for that shit
>>686656189
she is talking so loud while walking through the house and asking who lives here, whilst my housemate is around.
We get to it and she starts sucking me. Her mouth is dry so she gets her water, thats normal I think. But then she keeps doing it and stopping.
It starts feeling good and I tell her to keep it there, and every time she taked my dick out and starts licking the very tip, (so so annoying!) It happens more than 5 times.
She then starts saying her jaw hurts, but in a poilte way, so I tell her nicely that she should keep the motion so I can cum.
Continuing...
>>686656595
>Hot Half Asian that fucked bareback
I'd probably fall for that too. Hardly call it sperging out.
>>686656235
London.
>>686654798
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING TROLLS COME ONTO MY /B/ AND TELL LIES
IF YOUR STORY WAS TRUE YOU WOULD'VE TOLD IT ALREADY SO STOP WITH THE "HURR CONT? DURRRR" BULKSHIT AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELF OFF OF MY /B/
>>686657035
That sounds steep
Then again I fuck my fwb for free
>>686657214
Cruise control for cool?
>>686657144
Same here
Was she typical south London crack type?
>>686657128
She had big tits, and a tight little body, like 5'1 or so. Very cool, too.
but, c'est la vie
actually after I told her I loved her or whatevs she'd keep in touch now and then, and after a year or so of that I got tired of it and told her I wanted to see her. So next thing I know she was pissy and said I could come over that night, and I had to work. Never heard from her again.
It's for the best.
>>686655067
No pics because she was very nice. But have this.
>>686657280
How does one get a fwb?
>>686657214
It really happened regretfully. Im jus breaking it up ao people dont lose interest.
>>686657588
>>686657588
kek
you need to brick in her mouth /b/ro. Make her fucking swallow it, and then shove her out the door. Degrade that slut.
>>686657613
Honestly I was a beta virgin, age 21, I met this girl at a party then we started hanging out
One time we got really drunk and I joked about having sex, it was clear to me I was frendzoned
Then she said yeah we can fuck when we're not drunk
Then it become a regular thing
Now, 3 years later, I want a relationship with her but she doesn't
>>686657588
just reported you to the Authorities
Can you finish the story i gotta sleep mang
She is really wanting me to cum now, it's getting awkward, but she also keep moving when I say I'm close and asking me silly stuff.
I tell her if I just put it in her pussy I'll cum so quick. She laughs and says not for what you gave me. It goes on another 20 minutes so I offer again, giving my reasoning, and she said haha you'll have to give me another £50, I'm thinking I'm trying to help you, you idiot, but don't say it. I just say you're making it longer for yourself...
>>686658193
I dont know why but that shit always makes me laugh
>>686658193
Fag detected.
samefag, OP
I've also put an ad on craigslist for a bareback slut...and when I got to this cute blonde's place, her body was so blown out by having kids and she had skidmark stained sweatpants on the floor....I paid her $100 to just get naked and talk to me for an hour....I was just too grossed out
>>686658164
I think usually it's the other way around. You do know, that if she fucked you as fwb, then in the meantime she could've fucked other dudes, right? Because you're not together.
>>686658294
>and she said haha you'll have to give me another £50
lol, you paid £50 for a blowjob? dude...
>>686658642
...for a nicotine infused one at that (bad, considering he made it clear that was not wanted).
>>686658294
wow this sounds like the most annoying, worst bj in the world. I hate it when women talk and do that head licking crap... god sounds like she's awful
I like the angling for pussy though kek
if she stuck around for 20 minutes of this you well got your money's worth. even a street whore costs $50 and you only get like 10 minutes for a blowie.
>>686658838
ooooooh nasty!!!!! I forgot about the fucking ciggy breath, and general reek she must have had....fucking gross
I posted an ad on Craigslist for a free exercise bike, and it was gone in less than an hour
>>686658257
I start thrusting trying to just get something goid going.
After another 10 mintes, and more awkward talk about how I should cum. I manage to get to the point. I saw im going to cum so just please keep doinf what she's doing, as I got her to a rhythm along with my thrusting.
I think yes! This is the orgasm I've been waiting for all day (months and moneths more accurately? I'm cumming and I say stay there. The bitch loosens her fucking mouth. Then when it shoots in her mouth she opens it an it starts leeking out, while she's saying oohhaeeh, its going on my bed, then I see the bulk of it at the opening of her mouth, and she leaning over my bed, I say no don't spit it in my carpet, I think about what I can do, no time to get anything so I hold out my hand...
>>686658294
That's what you get with an amateur whore. You shouldve gotten a pro, they know how to do their job.
>>686659244
Type faster
>>686658927
That is an understatement.
If I got sex regularly I'd probably laugh about it because it was actually retardedly funny, but I've been on dating apps for so long trying to get sex, having no luck. and about a week on CL posting ads with no result.
I was excited for this, and that is a lot of money for me that I feel I've wasted.
>>686657214
>/B/
no
>>686659168
Sup Rick
go on adultwork.co.uk next time dude
>>686657613
gotta be a normie basically
>>686657751
confirmed for Eurortrash lol
What country are you from? The asses we kicked or the asses we saved?
>>686659244
She spits the cum in my hand along with a while load of disgusting foamy spit, (I wouldn't have minded so much if she was attractive) quite a bit is on my bed which I'm not happy about. I see some kind of orange debris with a small amound of liquid around it on me bed, don't know what the hell that is.
She says sorry I ruined that for you didn't I, I said yes but don't worry. She says next time I'll swallow. Wtf. I say you could barely stand it in your mouth to go to the bathroom. How would you think you want to swallow it!? She says "I didn't expect it. >major facepalm
some other silly small talk happens before she goes which I won't bore you with.
>>686660236
Not really.
Just have to be aloof. Bitches like guys who don't like them very much.
>>686660195
They got a US site?
>>686659642
I see what you're saying. Yeah, these things are hit or miss, but really sucks when you're in a dry spell.
I picked up a street hooker one time, and I think she tried to upsell me for like $10 or somethiing. I told her forget it, get out of my car. I ended up paying her the full amount like $60 just for her to get out. I didn't want her to kick my new car so I paid her to act nice.
>>686660195
Used this a few times. All good experiences
>>686659244
>Then when it shoots in her mouth she opens it an it starts leeking out, while she's saying oohhaeeh, its going on my bed,
My fwb does this
>>686658838
Yes I paid that for a bj, what can I do? I needed it.
I didn't make it clear about not wanting her smoking though, my dick doesn't have a sense of smell, just didn't want it in my house. I like to keep things nice.
>>686654798
90% of the 'women' on craigslist are just pic-collecting bots for dating sites. The few legit ones are usually flakes anyway. I was supposed to meet this one chick for an anime convention going on in my city starting Thursday. We texted all day Wednesday and everything. Thursday comes, I let her know I'm on my way to the Con, and she never responds. Still haven't heard back from her.
use locanto personals services section
>>686658394
We talked about this and yeah she fucked another guy once
I felt like garbage after hearing that
>>686660746
>Then when it shoots in her mouth she opens it an it starts leeking out,
a girl I dated would do this too. freaked me out the first time she did it. guess its a thing?
>>686660523
and just then my window shatters, it was an arrow, and it struck me in the knee
and that's the story of how i took an arrow to the knee
>>686660576
Yes it does suck. And I feel a bit loss as well as my urge not even being fulfilled after all of that.
She was nice though. Unlike your one, but nice isn't good enough.
>>686658193
They are too busy sleeping with random people themselves.
>>686658193
For what?
>>686661002
I think it'd be best if you break up before even anything can happen.
You clearly have been hurt by her actions and I don't know, because I never had a fwb, but I assume it is necessary to not be emotionally attached to the person.
>>686657408
No, she was just looking on cl because her friend advised her, as she needs money to do a further cource, and she isn't getting a lot of hours at work at the moment.
She was a bit rough though.
>>686658341
KEK atleast mine didn't have skidmark stained clothes.
>>686661365
soliciting prostitution
>>686661635
>but I assume it is necessary to not be emotionally attached to the person.
Well we were good friends who fucked but I became emotionally invested
I'm going to try and fuck other girls so I get over it?
>>686659326
No I'd just be sitting here furious that I spent even more probably. It's hit and miss.
Do you think these women have to pass tests to charge according to the level of skill they have?
Some women are shit at sex and some are good, no matter how good they want to be.
>>686660933
this is amazing
>>686659474
Trust me I was trying. I'm in my phone.