Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have a good wank
Shinoa claimed
>>686646989
I was watching the game, too tense to shitpost
I like them quiet and dead
>claiming yume
nyarko claimed. no files of nyarko on this computer
>nyarko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
Fuck Real Madrid.
>>686646917
Should've linked that to Konata
>claim
Britfag Maki Claim
>>686647099
kek, fair enough amigo
>>686647192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
;-;
>>686647115
Imaginare wifus does not count
Akiko claimed
>>686647004
>Nyarko
Well fuck m8 I guess you're fucked then. I don't know what to tell you
Claimed.
First time in ever
Qott; how do you like your steak?
>>686646917
>>686646627
>
>>686647219
it happened didn;t it??
>>686647219
11 (ELEVEN) CL Cups
>>686647259
I'm gonna have a heart attack, I'm dying
>>686647501
YES
>>686647331
wut wats an "imagnare wifus"
>>686647414
Well. Look who it is.
So, do you hang around /ERP/ ? There are a few of us wondering.
>>686647481
well done with a side of ketchup :)
>>686647234
but that was me :O
>>686647337
ill save for new graphics card or computer
>nyarko
>>686647481
rare or med rare
but when i cook it, it ends up being blue rare lol
>>686647576
im sorry for your lots emi....
>Cynthia has two themes
>>686647676
I guess it's good you got the game for free then
>>686647234
>>686647663
im confused now!!
>>686647663
Nice!
Now go do stuff with Kagami
>>686647501
Kek
>>686647481
Medium-rare or rare
>>686647743
3 nigga
>konata
>>686647691
No, no, I'm a Real Madrid fan. I'm in fucking heaven right now.
best suit girl claimed
>>686647646
Whats ERP?
And no, i just play GMOD really really fucking much and i dont want to use 4chan on my phone at night because i lose really much sleep.
>>686647790
*phew* ikr lucky me :D
>nyarko
>>686647481
The correct way.
>>686647414
Hello new friend
>>686647481
Medium rare of course!
>>686647721
Nice feet!
>
>>686647576
I get that man, feels good being your country's most decorated side doesn't it :^)
>>686647820
>>686647843
;-;
>>686647721
teef ecin
Hello everyone! Hope your days goin well. The ac broke at my work so I'm probably gonna have a heat stroke
>>686647646
>>686647881
Told ya.
>>686647481
Blue rare
>>686647850
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nc0At5MXUoM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AEvuu73sdhc
3rd theme where?
>>686647967
Just 'NEW FRIEND', not new
>>686648098
Im confused
>>686648068
hang in there, we've got no ac here too ;-;
>konata
Alright, it's that time again
Who want to join me and Noire for some games of Overwatch?
>>686647481
Rare
>>686647721
nice feet
>>686647881
Hmm. Okay then. Yeah, it has been a while. A bit too long I'm afraid. Doesn't look like anyone here remembers you.
>>686647967
>new friend
Oh, boy.
You poor thing, Seras.
>>686648068
>no ac in the first place
yay summer
>>686648098
Shut the hell up, Tats.
>>686647481
Medium rare, AKA the correct way.
>>686648202
count me in chief
Claiming Birb, also wat Juanfran
>>686648068
Hope youre holding up dude
>>686648169
?
>>686648243
Looks like I'm the new friend
>>686647843
>>686648011
what's wrong konata?
>>686648161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlxAB8WJokg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZg5squbZXQ
theyre just sped up lol
>konata
>>686648364
J U A N F R A N S U I C I D E W A T C H
>>686648327
Get in here scrub
>>686648364
>tfw can't join Overwatch
>>686648243
Im not really old as well. Cant blame people calling me new, haven't been here for a while for them to know me you know what i mean.
>>686648397
Just telling you that im not new, at all
>>686648190
Oh no! Well I hang in just for you
>>686648243
I know right. Summer is my least fav season just cause of the heat
>>686648000
Being a winner feels nice, doesn't it?
>>686648243
Truth hurts, don't it?
>>686648364
*quack*
>>686648397
:( ===> :)
>>686648399
I'm fine thanks for asking though, megumin just scared me a bit ;-;
>>686648466
>>686648364
The absolute madman, Atlético better keep him away from cutting objects and dangerous chemicals
>Emi
>>686648446
those don't count
>>686648397
Nah. You're alright. It rarely matters.
>>686648517
I really do loathe summer. It is just getting started and already is it miserable all around.
>>686648566
This is just a boring conclusion. I like fun.
>>686646951
Ur waifu s shit
>>686648547
Yeah man, although we might not be top now united won another FA cup
</wrists>
>>686648672
KEK
>>686648478
Fuck me fam
>>686648659
*Quack*
>>686648672
He gon get a lot of hate
>>686648659
>megumin
ahahaha!!!! yeah...that was pretty spoopy!!!
>>686648879
The humidity is what kills me. I'm fine if I'm at a pool or something and it's hot but I don't get why people like summer when all you do is sweat
Ok im bored again what are you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve6sJTvHyys
>>686649055
>>686648659
>Megumin
Is that supposed to be me? :o
>>686649221
FUck my life
>>686649221
Radiohead's new album,
Listening to the song identikit
>>686648857
I work with the cartel, I will hunt you down mugi
>>686649055
i got megu scared :(
>>686649221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkWac-Nm0A
>>686649245
si
Girls und Panzer movie was great.
Nothing else to say aside that I'm gonna sudoku since there probably won't be anymore GuP animated content in a long time.
>>686648481
Sorry m8
>>686648659
Oh you
>>686648879
K
>>686648886
O
>>686649221
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ewDZd2Heac
>>686647481
Medium rare.
>>686648566
Could you explain me what you meant here: >>686648098
>>686649361
Roundabout from yes is actually my favorite song ever, so i like your taste mah nigga
>>686648984
Give Klopp some time, he'll get you back to the top.
I expect him to do so, you'll be a great rival in the CL soon
>>686648984
>>686649032
Juanfran got praised for a pen last time, now he'll get hate.
Atlético put up one hell of a fight though.
>Atlético lost 2 CL finals against the same team
I'd cry if I were them
>>686649130
Sweat and despair: Summer.
>>686649361
I'm the one who supposed to be scary while you look like you're gonna massacre everyone? D:
>>686649032
Affirmative
>>686648659
>>686649055
>>686649245
DiscoMegu
>>686649278
https://youtu.be/EzjFXG894YE
>>686649221
https://youtu.be/0wfNjf1cWRs
>>686649552
Oh, something or another.
A little bet of sorts I made with "Vigil".
>>686649561
I fully expect to :^)
I wanted to win EL to get CL place and knock Leicester out, RIP dreams
>the greentext
Against their rivals too. That's gotta hurt. At least Everton are never gonna win any silverware :^)
>>686649445
Hey cant blame you man, how are you doing?
And how long have you been here btw?
>>686649686
I want to end my life.
Btw i feel fucking gay, i play Star wars RP 110 hours every 2 weeks
>>686649686
>obligatory REEEEE
Nice gif
>>686649245
that was your name...right???
I just stepped on shards of broken glass
Fuck me right?
>>686649851
>I want to end my life.
I did that last week. Can highly recommend it, haven't had any ragrets
>>686649957
Thanks fam.
Eat your pizza and join us, me and Maki are just waiting for Noire to stop fucking around in the tutorial
>Nice gif
All gifs with Akiko are nice
>>686649561
Cant be a god all the time can he?
>>686649686
Negative, target is dead
>>686649424
oh snap there's a movie? :o i thought the show was decent so I guess I'll watch
>>686649445
>pic
>>686649552
nice as ice
>>686649650
They are only for mugi so youre safe :)
>>686650156
yikes, i had a friend step on a nail, it went right through his foot ;-;
>>686649424
just make sure you get the numbers right!!!
Anybody good with computers know what could be wrong with mine. whenever I try to boot it up it'll get all the way to the loading screen and I'll hear a clicking sound and it'll just reset again. I can never make it past trying to sign in (Windows xp)
>>686650401
> ▲
>▲ ▲
Ugh, never mind then.
>>686649546
:o
>>686650500
you have windows xp
>>686650500
clicking?? hard drive problem maybe....that's the only thing i know that would click
>>686649851
Doing fine. I think I've been on here for at least 2 months. I can remember cause time flies by when youre on this thread. How are you?
>>686650243
>
>>686649826
Sevilla won the EL, they'll take care of Leicester kek
>Everton
>Winning
Pick one
>>686650183
He is gonna cry himself to sleep for a while
>>686650500
Try pressing delete key when it's booting up, there you can change it so it will boot up in safe mode, disabling all non-essential programs, giving you the chance to fix whatever is bugging your shit.
Korra claimed. I'm a sub, so fuck yeah.
>>686650233
He got the doubles tho.
Spotify is pissing me off, the fucking cesspit app site thingy gives me a NaN ad after everysong. Im gonna repair my turntable and stop using shit apps that lick more smegma than some japanese do. Im pissed.
>>686650087
No, my name is anon and my waifu is Amatsu :^)
>>686650156
I'm still waiting for the pizza to arrive
How drunk is Maki? That'd be fun if he's super drunk kek
>>686650243
And you're a spooky skele
You guys are the same person!
>>686650661
KEK
I fucking love you Emi you little memer
>>686650732
hmmmm....i seem to recall a past memory....
>did you say skele??
>>686650613
Yeah thanks bud I know
>>686650670
Thanks dawg
>>686650732
this is a weird skeleton
>>686650243
I was escorting our angry neighbour through the dark. He came to complain about the music the richfags were playing (I can see pretty well in the dark). I didn't see the shards of the broken beer bottle however. That stings man. Good thing alcohol disinfects, right?
>>686650732
Is Maki drunk? I gotta hear that
We're not in discord yet so I wouldn't know
I DO, however, have a drinking game in mind for the plays
>>686650967
I'm not an expert but this usually does away with any software problems. Can't help you if it's hardware related
>>686650960
i dont remember this in lucky star :o
>>686650967
im just joshing u D) ;-;
>>686651095
>pic
>>686651176
ouch, hopefully nohing serious right?
>>686650960
>gif
That's lewd
You should ask Konata for that :^)
>>686650981
Did you do these yourself?
>>686651176
>have a drinking game in mind for the plays
You're my hero!!
>>686651416
i wish i was that skilled in art ;-;
I should try to make my own tho :O
>>686651415
it's in the second ova, but it was only released in ecuador
>>686651416
stop that!!!
>>686651702
ah, shoot, family. hardy har, am I correct, no?
>>686651600
the ova was interesting
>>686651539
You should try, then the pics will be /waifu/ related!
>>686651600
Alright..
Here goes my teasing opportunities
>>686651415
I know you are lol it's all good
>>686651857
i-it was....i think she meant a lot of things by that lol
>>686651858
teasing??? but why?!?
>>686651416
>>686651600
>>686651857
What's going on here?
>>686651857
>I want to ***** with Konata.
I still think Konata/Kagami is fucking bullshit
>>686650661
He deserves it after that penalty
>>686651176
What do you work with fam? I always hear these crazy stories from ya
>>686652223
nothing!!!
>>686650935
You are welcome! I missed having someone I could talk to about sports kek
>>686652208
>>686652223
>>686652284
i still try to fit 5-letter words in there, but nothing seems right
>>686651858
i'll give it a shot :o
>>686652208
Because I like teasing obviously
>>686652223
A ship is being built
>>686652480
>I want to sexxx with Konata.
:^)
>>686652284
best couple
>>686652359
It costed the CL, he better singlehandedly win the next one or he'll be scarred for life
>Emi
>>686646951
>>686652583
I want to dance with konata ^-^
>>686652632
hey kagami
>>686652632
HOL UP
>>686652432
>football
>athletics
>memes
This could be the start of a great friendship
>>686652838
big boy haha :)
Just watched 2 pewdiepie videos, im starting to like him again
>>686647481
never had steak in my life, is it american thing?
>>686652803
im not that much of a skeleton!!!
>and i don't have a crown....
>>686652632
>
>>686649445
>K
I was going to leave this be, but really. No-one cares.
>>686652803
I mean it fits but dancing with Konata literally means nothing
>>686652881
yes
>>686652359
>What do you work with fam?
I'm a student
I stepped in glass, that's not very crazy
I just post anecdotes
>>686653113
The translation says "i want to join bodies with konata".
>>686652880
>This could be the start of a great friendship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDybg9CNXcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9RVS8cjNN0
>>686653402
oh fuck that's right
I forgot about that
>>686653402
>>686653573
join bodies?
>>686653573
so, maybe they just wanna fuse like goku and vegeta???
>>686652413
Mmhmm
>>686652480
jiggy ;)
>>686652530
Oh my. Is that so?~
>>686653122
Get some alcohol on that wound and then keep it aerated if it dosent bleed
>>686653722
i swear it's nothing!!
>>686653694
would that be kogami or kagota??
>>686653888
kogami, but thwy both sound weird
Woo lad, ain't no brakes on this train
I think i'm going to build a Paladin an Dark souls just for fun
>>686653465
Well memed sir. I like you.
>>686654180
>that pic
they do....i couldn't think of any better ones though!!!
>>686646951
mandatory cc claim
just ate
whats everyone doin?
>>686654556
im bored, gonna post KxK
>>686654711
>>686654711
stop it!!! i know it's you megumin....
>>686654789
>captcha was sandwiches lol
>>686654377
>>686654918
>>686655015
>>686655239
Gibe moar.
>>686655239
