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>>Age
>>How many girls did you fuck
>>Relationship status
>>Where is the one you love
Go /b/
>>686623429
>24
>6
>Widower
>In an urn
Did I won?
>>686623578
no you nigger why don't you go fuck a pile of ashes
>>686623429
19, never had a girlfriend, no one ever said that she loves me, no problem, iam young
>>686623429
>22
>0
>Single
>Don't know
>>686623429
but, whats ur >>Age, etc. etc. ?
>>686623662
Edgy.
>>686623429
42
10ish
married
out with the kids so I can ride my motorcycle (just waiting to eat lunch first)
>tfw life is good
>>686623922
>23
>6
>Alone
>Somewhere in the city
>34
>29
>in a relationship
>in the peace corps
>>686623578
how did she die?
how long ago?
any desire to fuck other bitches?
if my wife died I wouldn't want a relationship but I'd probably smash everything that moved once I got over the initial grief.
>25
>15
>Alone
>Yet to find her.
>>686624252
Yep same, she just left and I don't want to ever be in a relationship anymore, just hangout.. I wouldn't imagine what it could have been if she died while she was with me. I hope this dude is okay.
>>686623429
>20
>0
>single
>somewhere out there, stabbing a doll with my photo on it
>18
>0
> single
>a few km away from me.
>>686624465
Well hate is a kind of love, people that ignore you is the worst.
>>686624465
>implying she'd have a photo of you
>implying she'd bother stabbing it if she did
face it she is sucking some other dude's cock, not thinking about you
>>686624731
Sad boy
>>686623429
>24
>i can only remember 9
>in a relationship since 4 years
>at her mom's going there later to pick her up and play smash wii u with her bro
>18
>1
>with her
>just by my side
15,
2,
have a gf who i fuck,
with me i guess
>>686623429
>22
>3
>2.5 years living with gf
>Somewhere out of country, I'm not really sure
>30
>3
>loner
>dunno, and must not find out, i had serious obsession over her, dont wanna get any trouble...
>>686625150
You won
>>686625003
>32
>8
>engaged
>with her.
>>686625375
I got an obsession too. I know that feel bro.
>>686625262
>b&
>24
>10
>engaged
>she is making me food
>>686625150
In the end this is the winner if they stay together in the end, but probably not
>>686623429
34
24 single
11.000 kms away from me
>20
>.125
>Single
>Nobody
>>686625702
Yep, I agree too
>>20
>>3
>>Single
>>Long since forgotten me.
>>686623429
>>32
>>About 20
>>Girlfriend
>>Downstairs
>>686623429
>21
>0
>Single
>With another man for the past 6 years
>>686626251
Move on you beta cuck
>>686623578
>>686623662
>>686623714
>>686623819
Samefagging this fucking hard... and I thought I was the newfag
>>686623429
>20
>0
>Single af
>She has a boyfriend
>>686625425
We are together for two years. She's beautiful, clever, loyal and mine. Even if you're right, it wont happen in the near future. Don't treat girls like sexdolls faggots.
>>686623662
Summer is here
22
2
Seeing lady frend
A thousand miles away
>>686626642
The fuck dude, I said you won.
>>686623429
27
8
Relationship
Out at Dinner for mothers birthday
>>686623429
>18
>2
>Dating a girl
>At her friend's house working on a project
25
Around 50ish girls. Mostly random hookups
>19
>0
>single
>with another boyfriend
>21
>1
>married
>sleeping next to me while I browse 4chan and decide what I want to watch
>>686628130
Tried to write them all down b4 but lose track and start remembering more later
50
3
relationship
with his wife
>>686628250
>21
The next few years are gonna be a rude ass awakening for you. Enjoy it while it last.
>>686628250
You won too.
>>686623429
> 34
> 0
> single (and never had a date)
> love is a mental illness
>>686628580
That's one way of going about it
>>686628580
Who said anything about love faggot?
I'm here to bed, not Wed
>>686623429
>31
>14 (same hole for 11 of my 31 years on earth)
> Currently single
> 1 reg girl
> 2 that booty call me
>> ONE i love?? > I love um all lol
>>686623429
>31
>zero
>none
>I've never felt love for anyone before (I do love my family)
22
4
Single
I assume at home?
>>686628737
>Who said anything about love faggot?
OP asked about it, faggot.
>27
>3
>Married
>Married to
21
0
Single
In a box under my bed
>>686623429
>23
>8
>In a relationship
>doing mission work in Lesotho
>>686623429
24
8
single, booty calls
married to a person better for her than I am, haven't talked to her in years. think about her every day.
>>686625262
dont have to love her to fuck her bruh
>>686623429
19
1
Single
prob being a slut somewhere
>>686623429
>22
>~15
>in a relationship
>she's in virginia with her parents for the summer, current gf
23
0
Single
Idk but shes with a man that impregnated her and theres no love between them
>16
>0
>Single-Pringle-Ready-To-Mingle
>At her house, revising for GCSE's probably. Few miles from mine.
>>686623429
18
1
>tfw gf
At her house texting me
>>686623429
>26
>0
>single
>fucking guys over 5' 3'' :-(
>>686629490
underaged b&
>23
>2
>Single, no intention to change that
>Doesn't exist
>41
>maybe 300
>i wake up with her daily
AMA
>19
>0
>Single
>Somewhere, Nowhere, USA
It's all good, though.
18
Stopped counting after 15ish
Single
Michigan I guess?
>21
>4
>relationship
>moved to america 3 years ago
>19
>2
>Single
And cliché enough
>New York City
>>686623429
21
2
Single
No-one, currently, so no-where?
>21
>5
>In a relationship
>The shower
>>686624578
>km away
Found the eurofag
>>686629741
u assume anyone would care?
28
2
long term live in
the living room
>18
>0
>single as fuck
>no one is worth loving these days
>>686630136
Not even your mummy?
>25
>27
>Divorced and currently in 3 separate serious relationship. 1 of them long distance. 2 local.
>the one i loved cheated on me with another man and now were divorced. I don't know what shes doing, but i still love her.
>mfw Im currently fucking her best friend.
21
30-35
Single
There never was I'm completely hollow on the inside
>24
>0
>forever alone
>somewhere in my city
>>686623429
>18
>0
>Single
>Don't know
>>686630053
you do know that only 3 countries that dont use km right?
>28
>4
>single
>at work, married
>>686630345
>>686630327
>>686630136
>>686629787
>>686629533
>>686629490
>>686629444
>>686629257
>>686628580
>>686628161
>>686626572
>>686626251
>>686624578
>>686624465
>>686623819
All these virgins, well on their way to becoming wizards.
>>686630207
>mummy?
how old are you kid?
How do you even bring up the convo of having sex i imagine me kissing a girl then trying to start touching certain parts of her body and her pushing me off calling me a freak or her saying shes not ready for that type of stuff yet that will embaress me
>>686623429
>22
>6 or 7
>single
>part of me wishes I knew, part of me hopes to never know
>>686630652
Just answer my question, big boy.
>>686623429
>19
>one man
>single
>dumped me off when I revolved my entire world around him despite that being the only thing he wanted from anybody [spoiler]and I'm still not over it[/spoiler]
>>686623429
>21
>0
>single
>some distant planet or different universe
>>686623429
>18
>3
>talking to someone
>following her dreams. But apparently I no longer inhabit hers.
>21
>25-30 or so
>dating a qt. trap
>I wish I could answer.
>>686623429
22
2
in a relationship
moscow
>>686624051
>says life is good
>is browsing /b/
>24
>5 (not including oral)
>Dating and have a son with her
>at work
>>686629847
>Stopped counting
>Bullshits
27
33
Recently single
About 180 miles away, still talk to her on occasion but I screwed our relationship up about 3 years ago
>30
>3
>gf
>right next to me (for the most part)
25
1
in relationship
work
>>686623429
>22
>~15
>no strings relationships with two girls
>at work/home
Things have changed since the last time I posted in one of these threads about a year ago
>21
>2
>gf
>>686630997
Why would I count how many people I fucked, it seems like a useless stat to memorize.
>>686623429
>18
>0
>online relationship
>3500+ miles away from me
>tfw pussy so easy to get but so far away
> 21
> 3
> Shitty but stable
> Next to me
>>686630997
bahahahahahah.. enjoy your remaining life faggot..
bwahwhawhawhawhhawhawh
>25
>7
>single
>probably at home doing her 3rd grade homework
>>686630747
do i love my mum? i guess but thats not what op was asking
>>686631419
>3rd grade homework
MODS
>32
>0
>single
>doesn't exist
>18
>1 :(
>in relationship
>at home 2 miles away
>>686623429
>22
>1
>engaged
>in my bed, masturbating b/c whiskeydick
feelsbad
>>686631419
>taking this bait
she's either retarded or prepubescent, and both are complete degenerate and moral deficit.
>23
>11
>in a relationship
>sat opposite me watching videos.
>23
>1
>Single
>I have homicidal thoughts, no relationships plz
>21
>0
>Single
>Somewhere
>>686629490
gtfo faggot
>>686623429
51
8 including ex wife and gfs. around 70, including hookers and subs.
single
she's married with a couple of kids
>>686623429
asking this on /b/
>21
>1
>N/A
>In my holster
>>686629490
pretty sure GCSEs are over pal, or is she one of them special ed kids with down syndrome?
>>686623429
>27
>fingered and slid just the tip of dick in pussy, didn't thoroughly fuck (she seems afraid because she's petite), but lots of oral
>supposed to have gf and a stable relationship, but she moved to another city, rarely visits, and now we only talk at fb and sometimes skype. About to be 6 months since last fingering-oral-slide the tip session
>Been hanging out with a girl who I met (and kissed) before my current gf, I never stopped thinking about that girl, and now since my gf is away we've been hanging out a lot (nothing romantic or sexual, just dinner and stuff like that), I think shes the one I love the most, but don't want to break gf's heart
What do?
>18
>7
>Single
>I dunno fuck off
>>686623429
>21
>27
>Single
>Also single
>17
>2
>single
>i dont know
>19
>0
>none
>in my dreams
>>686623429
>20
>0
>single
>in some anime
>>686632664
Just dumb gf. And If possible start dating the one you love most idk man
>23
>11
>Dating a single mom who is pretty awesome
>She got married last week, the day after she drunk called me asking if it was a bad idea to get married. She told me she loved me and then got married anyway, cunt.
24
1
...Madly in love yet not enough for her (Single....)
In her home, most likely crying because of me.
I have a huge story to tell /b/ros... If you care to listen...
>>686623429
>19
>0
>solo yolo
>I'm not sure I 'love' her, like definitely but love is a bit too much
>22
>about 18
>single
>no where
25
4
In a relationship for 5 years
At home
>26
>51
>married
>5 feet from me working
>20
>kissless virgin
>obviously single
>was in Nicaragua and now she should be somewhere here in Germany studying literature
20
9
Single
Couldn't give a fuck
>>686631288
I got you, bruh, been in the same, but try to go out more, sign up to the gym or to a class or whatever place with girls, act confident and care about you physical appearance, and they'll come at you.
19 (turning 20 in a couple of months)
0
Single
15 miles from here
>>686623429
>29
>1
>Currently attempting to trick another one into it
>I don't love anyone
To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
>>686631368
Latino detected.
25
5
Married
Me
>>686625262
Usocool
>>686632519
For the love of jebus. Sauce!!!!
>>686623429
>25
>0
>Single
>She does not exist
>>686633140
Thanks, I appretiate it.
>>686623429
27
8
Single
The girl I love lives in another town hours away and I just can't do that long distance shit
>>686632253
>I have homosexual thoughts, no relationships plz
ftfy
>>686632519
Please sauce anybody
>25
>1
>Single
>Nigga, the fuck is love?
>>686623429
>31
>1
>single
>turns out I am asexual
Can't complain, another money sink gotten rid of.
>>686623429
>25
>0
>what is love?
>>686623429
23
Around 10
In a relationship (I cheat once in a while)
With me atm
>>686623429
>27
>5
>Living together
>At work
>>686623578
You OK /b/ro?
>>686632519
This whore looks just like the grill I love. Sauce pls b. I need this
>>686635916
how does one find to be asexual? are you a diagnosed asexual?
>>686636298
Misspelled autistic and dyslexic.
>>686623429
>28
>7
>Single
>Don't love anybody think im incabable of thoose feelings
29
5
Single
She left me years ago
>>686623429
>30
>above 50 not exactly sure
>single
>Monterey California
>21
>10
>In a relationship
>She is the one I am with
> 26
> 8 (1 was a landwhale, but no fucks given)
> Single
> Don't care
> 23
> Too many, more than 50
> In a relationship with the one I will marry
> Almost home to join me in bed
>>686636298
I don't know man, I just found myself a virgin at 21, and every one of my "relationships" until then was only really about not being lonely. I didn't want to fuck, I just wanted a soulmate to confide in. So there I was, virgin, 21, and decided to nail the current chick I was with. Didn't feel like repeating it, so when we broke off, I just stopped dating altogether. There's really not much else to tell.
>>686635916
I'm getting more and more convinced that I'm asexual
Kinda weird when you're in a relationship
>31
>15 (+5 oral sex only)
>In a relationship
>2000 miles from here
>>686623429
>21 (yesterday)
>8
>in a relationship
>there's two
>18
>0
>single
>I hope she is out there stalking me. I would love that kind of girl.
>19
>1
>Single
>Don't know
24
2
Lovin
She gettin ready for work, im looking at her ass and typing this
>>686623429
>26
>6
>In a relationship
>At her parents house
>>686636967
Not the same guy.
I think I might be asexual too. I just don't feel like getting a girlfriend for sum fuk.
>19
>0
>single
>I don't believe in love.
>25
>17
>single
>in a club somewhere being courted by 10/10 chads, has probs forgot I exist
>>686636968
Tell me about it. It turned into a mentally exhausting chore after a while so I just decided to rather be lonely than mentally exhausted from the experience.
>>686623429
>14
>2
>single
>idk
>>686637574
how can you say that if you've never had contact with someone else?
>>686637708
I said i'm a virgin didn't say i haven't had a contact with anyone...
>>25
>>At least 3 that I know of... I get blackout drunk a lot
>>Single
>>Hundreds of miles away, married
>>686633852
post a picture of yourself right now faggot.
>24
>0
>nada
>doesn't exist
>>686623714
Keep lying to yourself and you'll be a wizard like me.
>18
>1
>nope
>no idea
>>686637806
Why do you live in a dark room without interaction with other people?
19
2
Single
Gone to college before I was able to tell her
>>686623429
>19
>0
>single
>engaged to some guy who got kicked out of the army a month or two back
>>686638222
Witnessed. Trips dont't lie fam. Get laid ASAP.
>18
>2
>In a relationship
>At a birthday party
35
6
married
in colorado, she is still single from what I heard
>>686623429
>17
>4
>single
>the coast
>>686623429
>32
>~65, give or take a few. (no estats, not proud of a few)
>engaged
>at work
>>Age
22
>>How many girls did you fuck
5
>>Relationship status
in a relationship
>>Where is the one you love
Im in a relationship with her
>21
>0
>1
>with her boyfriend
>>686638735
You allow your woman to go to parties? That's haram bro.
>>686637245
Maybe at first you would, but the codependence that goes along with that sort of behavior will drive you away. If it doesn't, then you're a rare find and you'll make someone very happy.
>19
>2
>Single
>There is noone atm
>>686623429
>25
>10 or so, all hookers though
>single waddayathink
>just started living together with some dude I don't give a fuck about and still thinking we're good friends
>>686623429
>28 in a month
>0
>Never had one
>>686623429
>18
>1
>in a relationship
>at home, hopefully coming to a party with me later
>>686623429
>>Age
27
>>How many girls did you fuck
12
>>Relationship status
married
>>Where is the one you love
picking up some food for me since im sick and hungry
>>686623429
>18
>0
>3 weeks into a relationship
>several km away
23
3
Married
I don't know.
>>686623429
>20
>3
>in a relationship, but probably not for long
>I don't even know
>>686623429
>20
>4 body pillows
>waifu is doing great no arguments
>in my waifu folder
>>686623429
>22
>8
>Single
>In Japan
>18
>0
>have girlfriend
>England
I'm in America, girlfriend was not originally long distance
>feelsbadman.jpg
pic related, am a jew
>>686623429
>20
>1 tinder slut
>Single
>The only persona I lived killed herself
I was over her long before she died, but it's such a disturbing feeling.
>>686639190
I know that she would love me and be loyal to me.
I want to be loved and I want to be some stalker girl's submissive pet.
>>686623429
>Age
52
>How many girls did you fuck
~35
>Relationship status
same girlfriend for 11 years now
>Where is the one you love
the one I love? married with a baby now
>21
>1, but almost 3 others but stopped myself
>Single
>Who knows? I blew up our relationship because of immaturity, we blocked each other on social media, and now I think of her everyday even though she's probably sleeping with some other dude(s) by now. If you're seeing this Maria (almost no chance though), I've regretted all I've done all this time, and would do anything to get you back in my life.
>>686640571
same but not jewish, almost was one tho. mother almost married one and converted, but instead married white trash father, only because he was attractive. I don't know if I was lucky or not.
>>686641233
neither, a non-religious jew isn't far off from a normal caucasian.
>21
>2
>Got a girlfriend
>Miami, I'm in Switzerland. FML.
>>686623429
>19
>0
>n/a
>not a beta, don't go after anyone who looks my way
>25
>Didn't actually fuck any, but experimented a little with a friend in middle school and another friend in college
>Taken
>The only girl I ever really loved married another of our friends. I never told her how I felt.
>
16
17
Single
Hopefully the next one
>>686641086
Don't give up. Never. Remember this.
>28
>19
>in a relationship
>on her way to her parent's place
>>686623429
>32
>16 (I think)
>Married
>At home asleep.
>19
>0
>single
>dead
19
3
in a relationship
i've never really loved anyone i dated
>19
>2
>Single
>Far far away anon... miss her.
>>686623429
32
24
single and happy
married with her third on the way (dodged 3 bullets)
>>686623429
>>18
>>0
>>kind off in a relationship..
>>40km away.
19
0
single
down the road
>21
>4
>happily taken
>in my arms
*disclaimer this is only in my dreams
>24
>7
>single
>not feeling any girl right now
>>686643125
Im fucking retarded and to tired for this shit. I even failed greentext :) i'll kill myself byebye
>>686623429
39
0 (unless you count hookers)
forever alone
doesn't exist
>>686623429
-21
-3
-Single
-In my theory of state class, but dunno, started thinking I just annoy her... maybe I'll just stop trying and move along...
>25
>0
>Single
>I wish I knew
>>686635916
hey me too, my similar stats: >>686634171
It might be sour grapes, but I think I do better without women than with them as it pertains to my ability to think straight and my wallet --- women seem to complicate things for me.
>>686643318
how do u fuck minus 3 ppl
>>686643277
Don't plz. Me love you
>>686623429
>24
>7, that I remember
>Single
>No love, yet
>>686643431
Holy shit, you made me laugh, inbred retard
32
11
In a year long relationship
I don't know if I have ever been in love.
>>686623429
28
5
Commited
In bed
>>686623429
40
15?
Divorced
Don't love anyone atm, don't really miss any of my ex-gfs either, no real prospects for romance right now.
>>686631368
I'm not sure if this is an insult?
>>686623429
>19
>2.5
>single
>nonexistent, modern women are trash
>>686623429
>25
>2
>Single
>Engaged to some bastard
>>686623429
>24
>8
>single
>dunno
>>686643766
Wtf? 2.5??
>>686623429
>30
>8
>Engaged
>At work
>>686623429
>30
>Wizard
>sad
>she is a dj
>>686644298
Some girl who I thought was cute and tried to start a relationship with a few years ago turned out to be a complete fucking whore. What a surprise, eh? Anyway, she led me to a public bathroom when I took her out for a date, and tried to get me to fuck her in a stall. I got halfway in before getting disgusted with myself and her and just leaving. Hence the 0.5
Never talked to her again but she killed herself a month after that. Reportedly because some other guy she tried to seduce went off on her for how she was never going to find love or a decent man if she kept acting like such a slut. I guess she had somewhat of a revelation and realized she was worthless.
22
5
11 months.
The other room
>>686623429
>28
>0
>Single
>No idea, both of them.
Bit sad not to see either of them again but i'm not bothered about not being in a relationship at the moment.
>>686623429
>20
>0
>Never dated
>I stopped "feeling" because of her a few years back, hopefully this depression goes away so I can just fucking move on.
>23
>around 35
>in a relationship but I'm ending it soon
>error 404, loved one does not exist
>23
>7
>single
>married to someone else, fml.
>>686623429
>26
>27
>Single
>IDK
>21
>3
>with her
>in the kitchen making breakfast
So guys, what do you do when the only real emotion you've ever felt for a girl is for a narcissistic flakey bitch who will never be happy and is probably a psychopath?
>>686623429
>20
>0
>Single
>first, we need to talk about parallel universes
>>686623429
>25
>0
>?
>?
>>686623429
33
2
Married
2 hours train ride away and not the woman sleeping next to me.
>>686623429
>26
>6
>Single
>I'm unsure if I've ever truly loved anyone
>>686647603
>train ride
what is it the fucking 1930s
53
150+
4th marriage
1/2 mile away at work
>>686648121
>what is it the fucking 1930s
Some countries have reasonable mass transit
>>686623429
>17
>2
>single
>sleeping with my dad
/b/ whatsapp thread
>>686648542
>18
>0
>Single
>At home, going to stay with her bf for a week on tuesday
>>686623429
>22
>7
>I have a girlfriend
>she went home a couple of hours ago to see her family
Sometimes I feel bad about actually being with the woman I love when I know a lot of you guys won't ever be. Keep going, most of you guys could sort yourselves out and get out there and meet someone.
>17 (come at me mods)
>3
>single happy w it
>I keep pushing her away but it feels inevietable
>>686648718
pretend to be the boyfriend she might not notice
>>686623429
>18
>1
>single af
>most likely doing cocaine with some trashy shithead
>25
>20
>In a Relationship
>At work
>>686649092
can you rate sex out of 10, is it really that amazing
>23
>3
>single
>she fucking hates me
Yay?
>>686623429
>15
>1
>Single
>on the internet
>>686623429
>34
>5
>living with gf
>out shopping
19. Never even was close to having a girlfriend. Want a pic? I'm ugly as hell.
>>686649443
first one was not great, but helped me build on it, went for the classic, ahh theres a vagina, go through it, so like you approach from the front and have a hard time, when really you need to go up. 4/10
second girl was a year long relationship so it kept getting better, and it was pretty fuckin good the first time. 8-10/10
last time was at a party and she'd just sucked me off but i still had a crack at it, went on for about 25 mins or something but she seemed to enjoy it 7/10
23
0
Forever Alone
I have a cat
>>686638666
b2b trips with that woa
>almost 16
>0
>Single
>Either doesn't exist or I'm in denial and she's like 20 minutes away by car
>17
>4
>single
>under the dirt, in the midle of forest
>>686623429
22
36
1 year with current gf
She's getting ready for work
>>686650097
cheers mate, i'm not 100% socially autistic so i'm hoping to score a bit when i start at uni in September
Oopsie, I'm not just ugly and single, I didn't even get the rules! Retarded fucking me!
19
0.00x-10²³
Single, forever alone
She's probably in bed with her boyfriend :p
27
1
Married
In bed napping.
Not a christfag
>>686623429
39
0
Single
Never existed
19
1
Single
Back home after breaking up with me
