Where The Wild Things Are >Get it?
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Where The Wild Things Are
>Get it?
I got overwatch today and I just played dva cuz she's a qt
and apparently in the first few levels people don't know not to stand next to her ult so I got about 4 plays of the game with that
Hi, how ya doin?
>>686604205
Well I don't get around here very often lately. There must be some way we can chit-chat outside of this dreadful place! D:
>>686604493
Hmm, well shoot me an email, I have an account specifically for this kinda stuff! [email protected]
>>686604475
I'm tired as fucking hell and mentally unstable. How are you?
>>686604652
Well what good does that do ? I hardly check my emails! We can't carry on with an email friendship!!!
I just sent you an email btw
>>686604692
Tired as well. Insomniac, and horny. Packing for a con for next week.
We're all a little mentally unstable. It's a pre-requisite for being here.
>>686604886
We'll figure something out. Any other form of communication I don't wanna post here!
I'm not mentally unstable at all
>>686605238
I want to say bullshit but I feel like if there was ONE person in these threads who is stable it would be you.
>>686605538
all of my neuroses are manageable and managed
I am the living embodiment of the word "predictable"
>>686605238
You have to be mentally unstable. Otherwise you wouldn't have come here.
>>686605781
>>686605725
Stability sounds boring.....
I may listen to metal. But i need cuddles too ;.;
>>686605781
it is easy to draw an incorrect conclusion when your premises are flawed
>>686605870
the chinese consider "may you live an interesting life" to be a curse
>>686605912
We can get a big cuddle party going on with some metal playing. That sounds awesome.
>>686605988
>your premises are flawed
My premises aren't flawed, it's my mental faculties that are in jeopardy. But it's curious to consider that one impacts the other.
Still, you crazy, girl.
>he defines his personality by the music he listens to
>>686605912
hnnnng DAT ASS
Had me at a full red-rocket like ready to blast off.
>>686606128
we are definitely done here
i am existentially hung over
please send help
if I had to choose someone as the most mentally stable person in these threads it would probably be kaybe
>>686606170
What is that, like a fallout reference or something....?
>>686606260
*sends help*
>>686606224
Aww, but we're just getting started!
>>686606331
Wut
>>686606331
assuredly not
>>686606128
That does sound awesome. Metal heads are scarce in my area. Full of hipsters and cholos
>>686606458
Hipsters are cute but have shit music taste. That's why you have to bone them with earplugs in your ears.
>>686606135
I think the point was that his personality ISN'T defined by his musical tastes. Hence the "I MAY listen to metal, BUT I need cuddles too"
>>686606128
>>686605912
I'm on board with the Full Metal Cuddle Puddle
>>686606336
No, it's a dog penis reference. You knew that, Idk why I'm wasting my time answering a rhetorical joke question.
i vote nibi
>>686606340
like holy fuck this hell
now i have to go get my phone sometime today too
but whats up
>>686606331
Absolutely not.
>>686606696
Im not from here...im the lazy spiderman shitposter
>>686606447
>>686606747
y not?
>>686606644
I take personal offense to that.
>>686606644
>>686606645
>Full Metal Cuddle Puddle
Let's do this shit.
>>686606859
Why? Are you a cute hipster with shit musical taste?
>>686606644
Hard to find a cute one. I would be happy if i can score a femboy and show him the world of metal and its true side.
>>686606645
:D
>>686606846
Because he's a psychopath and a pathological liar...
Don't get me wrong, he's a cool dude, but he's not stable in the slightest.
>>686606645
that he mentions it at all means he thinks it has any influence at all on one's bearing
anyone who adopts a particular genre of music as a lifestyle is generally insufferable
>>686606700
I barely slept, again
got overwatch
been playing overwatch
>>686606846
just trust us
>>686607001
>I would be happy if i can score a femboy
You and me both, dude. You and me both.
>>686606982
N-no... I'm a cute hipster with great musical taste >:c
>>686607023
>Anyone who picks out a favorite genre is shitty and annoying
K.
>>686607011
have you met him?
>>686607023
i mean he is pretty cool and has been probably the only guy i've met from here who has been consistent with his personality
>>686607192
that is not remotely close to what I said
>>686607169
I would be happy if I could BE a femboy
O to have the perfect body of a flat-chested woman + man bits :(
*sigh*
>>686607192
>N-no... I'm a cute hipster with great musical taste >:c
Well then it wasn't directed at you! Besides, I like cute hipsters. They're cute!
>>686607304
he is those things, but "most mentally stable" is probably a bit of a stretch
>>686607353
Also right there with you. I don't just want a femboy. I want to be the femboy. Sadly I'm cursed with wide shoulders and square hips. Oh well. At least I can dress up in thigh highs and cute underwear on my own
>>686607313
You said as much and more.
>>686604381
Have you tried phara yet? She is an absolute beats. Although not hot at all with all that armour on.
>>686607023
i could reaally use some as well right now
hows overwatch
>>686607503
I have wide shoulders too and i have wide hips with a big ass. Im glade i dont have chicken legs, and a big schlong. Just want a femboy to worship it.
>>686607536
if you say so, friend
>>686607609
I have not
>he doesn't like clothed girls
>>686607708
take a nap
pretty fun
hopefully it stays that way for more than just a few hours
>>686607459
who would you say it is then?
>>686607819
Scuse my structure. I do has a big schlong xD
Gonna go put some tea on brb
>>686607836
well im down ad out
ihope it stays fun later
>>686607885
myself, of course
>>686608045
good luck
thanks
>>686607819
Big dicks make up the difference for a lot of people.
I'd actually settle for someone who is at least "average" in body type and relatively hairless.
The body hair thing really gets me. I can't deal with it.
>>686608070
alright if you didn't count then
>>686608223
I couldn't say I know enough people well enough to be comfortable making that judgment
>>686608135
Im average, with some body hair, not too much. I manscape to keep my confidence up
>>686608135
Well it looks like I'm on your no-fly list then. I've got the hairy like Italian genes or something. Plus the whole tall, wide-shoulder, masculish build thing.
>>686608323
what a no fun allowed answer
>>686608223
God dammit Shiba's look so fucking happy I can't get enough of it. When I (eventually) buy a house with a yard I'm going to get a Shiba or a Corgi.
>>686608417
Confidence is sexy! You look like you have a nice dick too~
>>686608426
We can still cyber bb
>>686608565
I dislike thinking about that sort of stuff, comparing people like that
I wish I could be smooth and hairless all over (you know, except the like head area) forever ;-;
>>686608658
fine be boring then
>>686608611
i can't see the thumbnails but i think this one is more shiba
>>686608611
Oooh~ sounds like you want a peek at it ;3
You wanna see?
>>686608781
you know what they say about interesting lives
>>686608611
But when I cyber I play an even hairier version of me! Like, I'd even go so far as to call him furry, that's how much hair there is! Doesn't that like kill it for you or something?
>>686608781
Storedog will take your order now.
>>686608806
Eh I wouldn't object, I was just complimenting you though. It's to early for me to really be horny.
>>686608867
>Doesn't that like kill it for you or something?
It's weird as fuck, right? Take a human with no hair, awesome. Take a human with some hair, gross. Take an anthropomorphic thing COVERED in hair and it's heaven.
The fuck is wrong with me?
>>686608861
"damn thats a pretty interesting life?"
>>686609022
running out of shibas
>>686609142
>running out of shibas
Well it's a porn thread anyways, so no worries.
This makes me want to go hug my dog. She hates it, but I don't care, cause I have to pick up her poop. So she can fucking deal with it.
>>686609022
>>686609022
I totally get it. I mean, personally I prefer my partner to be hairless but if there's hair I just ignore it. But anthro covered in fur? Best idea in the fucking world.
>>686609261
go do it its not like it can complain or anything
>>686609431
Pretty much that. Speaking of which I need to spend some time today cleaning myself up. I've got too much hair in places I don't want it.
>>686609539
She shows her disapproval in her looks. She has tone when she looks at me. It's like contempt mixed with "Well you feed me so..."
>Despite being widely attributed as a Chinese curse, there is no equivalent expression in Chinese.[2] The nearest related Chinese expression is "宁為太平犬，莫做亂离人" (nìng wéi tàipíng quǎn, mò zuò luàn lí rén), which is usually translated as "Better to be a dog in a peaceful time, than to be a human in a chaotic (warring) period."[3] The expression originates from Volume 3 of the 1627 short story collection by Feng Menglong, Stories to Awaken the World.[4]
>>686609684
i didn't know there were dogs who didn't like petting
>>686610188
She doesn't mind just petting, but she's pretty skittish. Not sure exactly what happened to her in her life, but she's afraid of EVERYTHING. She's pretty calm around me but doesn't love it when I grab her and snuggle her.
But like I said, too fucking bad.
>>686610363
did you adopt her?
>>686610637
Yeah got her from a rescue here in town about a year ago. She's about 1-1/2 years old now. No one is quite positive, because she was a stray off the street.
>>686610770
nice dude i like you
>>686611058
<3
I do feel bad for her though, she's cooped up in my apartment all day. I used to be able to take her to work with me every day! But they stopped allowing that :( I try to take her on like 5 mile walks at least 3 times a week, but she has so much damn energy.
I love her though; closest thing to a kid I'd ever want.
>>686611233
yea getting a dog in an apartment is usually not the best of ideas but at least she's not stray anymore
>>686611498
The main reason I went ahead and got her was because I could bring her up to work with me. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have gotten her only because I wouldn't feel right keeping her cooped up.
I'm looking at other jobs that do allow dogs, maybe I can find something. I also try and take her over to my dad's or friend's place once or twice a week. My dad has a nice big yard, and my friend's in an apartment too, but at least his dog and mine can hang out and not be lonely.
>>686611705
sounds good. Why did they stop allowing dogs at your job?
>>686612038
New people bought the building our company leases and said we weren't allowed to anymore. The lease does technically say we aren't allowed to have pets in the offices, but the previous owners were cool with it as long as we kept them quiet and cleaned the carpets once in a while. The new owners are assholes.
I am holding out hope we might move offices anyways when our lease is up early next year. Or I find another job.
>>686612198
good luck
>>686612297
<3