guys, i need help. i think my parents found my loli
>be me
>live alone in small town (parents live in other town)
>parents pull in for visit
>be sure i left laptop closed (they'd need a password to get in if its closed)
>go to make coffee
>come back
>see laptop is closed
>remember i left it open
>eventually they leave
>mfw my dad is an ex policeman
>mfw loli is counted as emulated child porn here in australia
>mfw he could be contemplating reporting me for CP right now
I forgot to mention that i had my preview on large. they could clearly see that they were just little girls.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/126/
>>686596530
what? that isn't gonna help. i genuinely need help.
>>686596157
hahahahaha
>>686596530
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>686596157
put it all on a flash drive
>>686597194
>>686597049
>>686597081
>>686597133
fuck you
>>686597194
i can't fit 30+ gb on a standard flashdrive anon
>>686597272
What are you poor? 30gb equals 30aud
>>686597272
Lmao.
dump it all on dropbox then delete it whipe your computre or just desroy it get a new one and just pretend to be a normie for a while till it blows over. so everything will be fine unless he saved that shit but meh just dont panic and get rid of that smut XDD
>>686596157
>>be sure I left laptop closed
>>laptop is closed
>paranoia
Get an external
>>686596157
>be sure i left laptop closed
>remember i left it open
Your story doesn't make sense. Try again.
>>686597272
HOW MUCH FUCKING LOLI DO YOU HAVE? also just buy multiple drives.
>>686597582
i'm sure i left it open. i have a habit of leaving it open like a desktop instead of closing it.
>>686597403
i don't normally have to store things on a usb so i normally only have 4gig usbs laying around. i just use cloud services. but even then i'm not gonna upload 30 gigs over a shitty aussie connection.
>>686597756
let me rephrase this.
I closed my laptop when i answered the door. when in actuality i left it open. i only realized this when i came back with the coffee. in other words, my parents saw my laptop open and closed it when i was making the coffee.
>>686597964
i will now. but i previously never had to do it because of how small my town is and how few visits i get.
>>686598090
>>686598090
Soooo... You were all like
> Mom and dad coming over
> Lets look at loli!
Dumbass
>>686598090
You think you closed it or you closed it? Might wanna get in the habit of proofreading your posts m8
>>686596157
>mfw loli is counted as emulated child porn here in australia
How'd you acquire it? Doesn't your ISP monitor that shit?
>>686598208
i didn't even know they were visitng. they normally pass through every month or so to do their shopping.
>>686598251
either it was closed all along and i'm just paranoid, or i left it open and they closed it. i'm worried about the latter because i have a habit of leaving it open.
>>686598390
loli threads, r34 and various hentai sites.
you should pick up another fetish like furry girls with penises
>>686598710
Or shitting dicknipples
>pic related
>>686598612
Any sites an Aussie should stay away from? -Cough-
>>686596157
>australia
>living in SJW central
bump with summ loli
>>686599278
i didnt see canada anywhere in that post
>>686599278
>sjw central
>have about 10 female friends
>not a single one an sjw
>know 2 americans
>both sjw's
If anything, America is sjw central
>>686596530
Nice
>>686598612
Anon, you aren't stupid, you definitely closed it
Seriously, there is nothing that could possibly run through your mind to make you keep loli open on your laptop
You're just being paranoid
>>686599408
he has actually got a point. femenists have taken over our media and throw bullshit statistics
>1/3 girls at uni and college will be raped
>the 1/5 statistic was confirmed false by the people who made it
>so where the fuck does 1/3 come from?
>>686599647
I'll just wait and see then.
>>686599647
What this guy said. Even if you didn't, first of all he won't arrest his son, secondly if he doesn't bring it up, what's the point in worrying?
>>686597272
>1 TB flashdrive
>$50
>>686600319
>Australian
>Minimum $90
>>686600111
>checked
>>686600111
it's wether or not he does it bring it up that worries that.
>>686600319
let me explain right now. I've previously never had to store anything more than 4gb up until now. i will probably get one, but last time i checked it costed at least 100$
>>686598390
I'm in the same boat
>>686598941
try imagefap
>Simulated child porn
Might as well fap to the real thing at that point. Fuck Australia.
>>686596157
>2 new posts
here's a lesson mate. lock your devices everytime aint using them. computer, phone, laptop all of that shit. you are a fool to benefit from the information age without taking intelligent personal precautions.
>>686598090
How We're they acting anon? Most family members will act cross with you if they find shit like that.
>>686601844
they just acted as usual, but they acted really down to earth and left about 10 minutes after though. that's all i could really notice.
>>686601526
let me say this again. i thought i had closed it and i have it set to lock behind a password when i do.
>>686602331
Yeah, you should be fine, I got caught once trust me they keep a look of disgusted from their face, unless of course they are open minded, which is never the case
>>686602747
Can't keep the look of disgust*
>>686602747
alright. i'll wait and see
kek i hope u die in prison u sick fuck
>>686597272
get flash drive / ext HDD
get truecrypt off the internet, encrypt ext HDD.
put loli stuff on a flash drive/ext HDD
get the factory recovery image from/off your laptops hard drive (and ONLY the factory recovery! )
buy equal sized spare drive for your laptop
clone/reinstall laptop factory recovery image on spare HDD
install spare HDD into laptop
get your personal files minus loli off your laptops HDD
transfer personal files to spare HDD
destroy original laptop HDD
dispose the original laptop HDD remains at least 73 miles away from your home (make sure you leave your phone at HOME when you do that! )
put spare drive back into original packaging and put it someplace obvious
>>686597272
30GB??
Upload it somewhere, then save the link. Also post it here.
>>686603268
dumbass, his ISP is going to betray him with connection logs, and VPN with 30 GB upstream data usage just makes it probable cause to rape his ass
>>686603524
>VPN with 30 GB upstream data usage just makes it probable cause
No it doesn't.
>>686603680
sure does, I have seen it happening, best way is >>686603195
>>686597272
You must be fucking stupid 32GB flash drive is common as fuck, anyway fapping to loli in aus is fucking stupid. User eraser to 7 Pass DoD delete it or whatever the fuck it is and don't save it you dumb fucking cunt.
>>686603268
over 5kb upload speeds? no way, i'd rather just buy an external hard drive next time I'm out of town.
>>686604017
30GB is nothing, even on a residential connection. VPNs are encrypted and sending encrypted data for which the content is unknown is legal in most developed nations, including Australia.
>>686604034
I'm serious dude, nuke it and forget about it. Once you're on the sexual offenders register in this country you're fucked.
>>686604021
not when i live in a small town 2 hours away from anything that resembles a city. by time i get over there i would've already spent at least 100$ on just getting there. i only leave town once a month anyway.
>>686604404
Ebay. Nuke it and live to fight another day.
>>686596157
L M A O
>>686604528
guess how long it'll take to get here
>>686604777
A month?
>>686596157
I fucking hate lolifags like you but all you want to do now is remove the evidence, You cant reverse the fact that your parents are disappointed in you and think you're a fucking loser but you can still fix the problem of having illegal crap on your laptop. Just format your hard drive, Get the hard drive out and drill holes in, Drown it in water, Throw it in the microwave for 30 secconds and dump it somewhere on a scrapyard. If you dont want to destroy your hard drive all I have to say is good luck in prison lolifag
Fuck you, OP, enjoy your IRL-ban.
>>686596157
Upload them on mega or something like that, and I'll hold on to them for you.
