s/fur pursuit of happiness
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s/fur pursuit of happiness
Furst for "please, someone, fucking shoot me in the face".
>>686594456
i love you
>>686594514
If you really loved me, than you'd end my suffering.
>>686594354
>not pawsuit
>>686594320
I contribute to hugbox forums by posting non-consensus content.
You can contribute to imgboards with text just fine. Don't be a fucking faggot.
>>686594567
>not fursuit
>>686594540
i would miss you till the end of time
>>686594567
the one time i dont make a pun
normally everyone breaks me down for making puns
hey
a /s/fur earlier today had this webm of catgirl. lost video but have snips, if someone could upload?
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
last thread for me
>>686594738
>>686594707
Then this would be a fur suit thread...
Not that I wouldn't mind chicks in fursuits.
>>686594320
Sure it is, imageboard doesn't mean you *have* to post images. Even back when I was posting here 12+ hours a day and browsing fur sites constantly, I was only bothering to come here to chat with people. Anybody can find fur stuff if they want it, it's the people (specifically in these threads, fuck the autists) who make it worth it.
On that note, the vast majority of my fur stuff is in a SATA hard drive in a dead computer (pretty sure the motherboard's toast and everything else works fine due to troubleshooting, but ugh).
http://www.amazon.com/Shinekee-Adapter-Converter-Retail-Package/dp/B01C1K94GM/ref=sr_1_8?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1459105087&sr=1-8&keywords=pata
Anyone know if that stuff actually reliably works? Would be amazing/cheap to get all my old porn/fur back without having to reinstall a motherboard
>>686594456
ok
with cum
>>686594842
>>686594777
is it really though?
>>686594738
Nicole Watterson from The Amazing World of Gumball.
Wait for Wott to come on some time. I'm sure he'll be more than happy to post it.
>>686594777
nice entryfrag
sup mang?
>>686594707
True. Just doesn't feel right to me. I like contributing and providing for others. Hell, I don't even look at any of my art, and I would post only clean stuff if everyone else didn't want lewd.
>>686594709
I don't know why. I'd rather be forgotten. But dying and having someone remember me is still better than living in suffering.
>>686594842
http://manyakisart.tumblr.com/post/92838052497
>>686594738
guy who made it is called Manyakis
http://manyakisart.tumblr.com/post/92838052497
>>686594874
No, with the largest caliber firearm you can find. And my face isn't very pretty anyway, wouldn't look good with cum all over it.
>>686594456
Any COD4 players here?
Can you set all your perks to Martyrdom? What happens?
>>686594948
goddamn D:
some cold shit rite there
>>686594874
sup cokblocker 9000?
>>686595061
it would still be more fun than firearms though, and you know it.
>>686594880
I haven't seen him around in quite a while
>>686594909
>>686595130
just woke up
chillin. tryna figure out how to start my day
>>686595061
everyface looks better with cum all over it tho
>>686594988
thank you.
>>686595225
morning fap?
>>686595079
Yep.
>>686595130
The cold embrace of death is better than living with the burning pain of life.
>>686595147
Nah, not really. I'm a top anyway.
But I'd rather swallow anyway.
>>686595242
I wouldn't know, never had it happen to me before.
>>686595083
When I see pics like this I feel like taking back those times when I said I was necro
>>686595390
>The cold embrace of death is better than living with the burning pain of life.
In hindsight, I could have worded that better. But hindsight is always 20/20.
>>686595390
cum on self
prolly the easiest way to findout in ur state plus its quite naughty
>>686595578
feels bad man
>>686594948
Feel free to post whatever you want, I have no problem saving tons of stuff from people like 8bit. When the dick's arisin', lewd is good shit and probably the only reasonable option. When it's not, the majority of the stuff I bother to save is clean/adorablyholyshitcute things. Somebody will save every kind of thing.
Unless history remembers you, *somebody* remembering you is kinda pointless. People only remember you as long as it suits them, and history forgets mediocre deeds rather quickly. Even if you make a huge contribution to humanity, unless you change nations or find an alternative to the wheel that works just as well, you might as well just assume you'll be forgotten after a few generations. Live the way you want, nobody gives a shit. Fap more and get drunk yo
>>686595661
I have. Many times. It's 'eh'.
>>686595735
But I don't want to live any way, at least right now. I just want to die.
>>686595735
words of wisdom
>>686595578
So word it better this time. I'm curious, BE THE POET
>>686595842
depression seems to have numbed the naughtyness in you :(
>>686595369
nah maybe later
>>686595390
yea i feel ya
feels like a waste
>top
for now
MOVE! THE ENEMY IS PREPARING TO BARRAGE OUR SQUAD
EVERY 5 FUCKING SECONDS
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
FUCKING ARTILLERY SPAMMERS
>>686595912
Alright. Not much better though.
>The cold embrace of death is better than the searing pain of life
I'm actually a decent poet when I'm feeling really depressed and give it enough thought.
>>686595918
It's been that way for years, and only increasing.
>>686595957
I'm only a bottom for big, furry muscle girls.
>>686596136
if you are sure
but idk
:^)
>>686596066
>>686595957
why is cumming in annything but a mouth a waste tho?
>>686596301
i didn't say anything but a mouth
but on face just seems sorta pointless
rather in mouth
deep
or butt
>>686596232
Can't say I've ever been with anyone, so I really don't know either. But I don't know if I'd want to try it. It goes against my morals to just go around having sex for fun with everyone I feel like at the moment. I don't like being impulsive.
>>686596136
>bottom for she-hulk destroyers
I'm okay with this. If someone else wants to "be the man", whatever. Pleasin' the other party is more important than whatever happens to me, to an extent. Still, I'd rather "be the man" and please something painfully cute. It's just in my nature. Hell when I *lost my virginity* we didn't even fuck for like 3 weeks (partially because of the legally painful age difference causing legal wariness and physical problems). I just got her off and made sure she loved it, I was okay with that.
If I just wanted to get off, I could do that myself. All the fun's in the pleasin'
>>686596592
yea ofc man
don't do that
but ay this "only top" or "only bottom" is dumb
try everything. when you find the right guy anyway
>>686594909
That's just my intro to threads, but it's 8AM where I am and I still haven't slept so this is my last thread until the evening / night.
inb4 go green jizz in ur mouth all the time
>>686596744
Something about plain white thigh-highs and sandals like that just screams "I am a cute little loli!" to me.
>>686597032
i do
>>686596953
i know it is fam but u got trips first post
so that why i said that
>>686597139
Oh I didn't even notice.
I wish I had alcohol right now. I've never drank because I'm a pussy and don't want to drink underage (and don't have any money), but god damn do I get serious urges sometimes. Anything to take away the pain of life.
>>686596744
Cute is alright, but something about having a big muscle girl take away my masculinity is really hot to me. It feels fucking degenerate being weak and dominated by a girl. And I love it.
>>686596799
I'm still not comfortable being with a guy. In my mind it sounds fun because I picture myself as being an alpha badass with no fucks given, but in reality I'm not.
>>686597127
it seems like such a high risk maneuver tho if you miss and hit your hair you have to shower all over again
also how do u do the neckstand stuff or just shoot with the accuracy of willem tel
>>686597032
Been doing that since I was 15, mate. Not a drop wasted.
>>686597315
u must be the KennyS of cumshots
>>686597231
chill man
you will be cool with it eventually
and then you will have fun
you already want socks and stuff. its happening.
>>686597299
well usually i just cum on belly then eat it after
>>686597299
You git gud. Flexibility is important. The closer your dick is to your face, the more likely you cum into your mouth. But I always just lick my cum and eat it, too much effort just trying to cum in my mouth all the time.
God damn, that's the most degenerate thing I've ever said. I really hate myself.
>>686597568
I had a dream last night about having nice socks, but I had to hide them so my family didn't know I was a fucking faggot. It didn't work well. They were nice though, black and red stripes, my favorite color combination.
DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE
captcha 008
>>686597848
Yeah, I can't see her pussy.
>>686597732
so you had a vision of the future :^0
>>686597568
Imma give it a try
For science ofcourse
>>686597732
idk but i think thats kinda hot so no worries
>>686597732
how u gonna be a top
while also crossdresser?
like you make youself look feminine to then take the male role annyway.
idk i might just be missunderstand
>>686597732
personally i find eating cum absolutely disgusting, being a straight male and all but fuck it, if you like it then it really doesnt matter what i think now does it? in a way its like you enjoy candy that i dont, just that most people will refuse to accept that because.. i actually cannot comprehend why, im a being of reason, not.. emotion i guess
this thread is pretty gay
>>686597976
better had
faggot!
>how u gonna be a top
while also crossdresser?
cd/femboy doesn't = bottom
im still mostly top
i do both but im not like.. submissive and stuff.
>>686598056
it is now ur here fagger
>>686597231
Words from experience, alcohol won't take the pain out of life... but it certainly helps you not pay attention to it for a while. That little break can help a lot, have been a lot of times I just want to murder everyone who so much as addresses me, and afterwards I'm as cheerful as Mr Rogers. When you're working 60 hours a week and need a break but can't take time off, alcohol. When you're depressed and just want to vidya and forget about the world for a night, alcohol. When you've got some good bud and just want to hang out with friends and say "fuck ti all", alcohol. It functions biologically as a slightly poisonous source of carbohydrates, but it can do wonders for the psyche.
The world'd be a better place if more people were willing to chill the fuck out and get shitfaced once in a while
>>686598105
you kno it bby
>>686597540
>the KennyS of cumshots
kek'd
>>686598056
your seductive tongue movements aren't helping
>>686597945
Yep.
>>686597976
Because I just like crossdressing. It's kinky. I'm still very masculine and dominant, I just like girl clothes.
>>686598052
It's pretty degenerate, yeah. But apparently a part of me likes being a degenerate.
>>686598056
Yes, it is.
>>686598188
damn thats a lewd snek
stop
>>686598253
ids habbeding
>>686597732
>it may not be socially alpha, but who gives a shit when it comes to be alpha yourself
There's little as alpha as saying "fuck everyone else, I can do this shit *myself*. I want semen and I'm going to fucking get it, even if it comes from me.
No fucks given. Suck down that self-jizz whether you can get it into yourself directly or not
fml i forgot how good edging felt :Q
>>686598229
>>686598384
>>686597848
Other than the thighs seeming abnormally large for the calves, I don't... but that's just fetishim. Enlighten me, master baiter.
Well, that and the beds are only half-finished
>>686597848
the chair and table feet, they dont match
>>686598108
I'm also scared of drinking though. I'm dead serious when I say I'd probably drink myself into a coma or death because it seems like and easy way. Same reason why I don't do any drugs. I would literally kill myself, and use as much as I can to get as far away from reality as possible.
>>686598386
Nope. Won't do it. I'd sooner kill myself.
I should have been born in the height of the Roman Empire, they're my favorite. Maybe then I wouldn't have been such a degenerate, and could have been a glorious gladiator or legionnaire. Perhaps I wouldn't hate myself so much.
>>686598253
then keep on being a "degenerate" if thats what you enjoy, i got a great philosophy i follow: "if it is not your intention to harm unjustly, go for it". I guess just keep it from retards that hate what they dont understand
>>686598644
But I don't like being a degenerate. It makes me feel terrible that I enjoy the things I do.
>>686598482
man wtf is this gay shit
>>686598619
man chill with yo shit
being gay is A okay
just be a badass gay like me
>>686598842
ur ghey
fucking dammit its getting way to hot in here i need to cum now or i'll overheat and explode
>>686598482
this is s/fur please keep it bearable
>>686598842
Not in my mind. I don't care if others are, but I don't like it. And I'm sorry, I just feel fucking terrible today, but I'm sure that's obvious.
>>686598723
then stop being unreasonable, and enjoy it without shame, feeling bad about something because someone told you to feel bad about it is uneasonable, dont be that way. the question "why" is a lovely little thing, use it and realize you cannot figure out why it is so wrong to do it when it isnt harming anyone
>>686598947
>>686598944
yes
>>686598981
yea it kinda is
go for a walk or something
>>686598619
Acid and shrooms might help in that case. The cost of a medically-dangerous overdose on those two drugs will cost upwards of 15-20k, you simply aren't going to achieve it. Perhaps they'll enlighten you a bit in the process, never know. Some people are nearly ecstatic for days after a good dose of acid or shrooms, maybe it'll help
>>686598644
This right here. This is wisdom
>>686598981
its no big deal we all have those days sometimes
except me im perfect
>>686599011
sneksy
sneks are hot as fuck imo
actually we're lacking in that regard
>>686599249
i got you
>>686599249
>tfw no snek
>>686599318
thnx bae ur a champ
>>686599422
ikik i actually dont have a single one :<
Anyway, even on a drunken day off, shit to do. Places to be, people to do. Maybe later
>>686598991
Is that why the greatest empire ever, the Roman Empire, is still here today? Because people just kept doing whatever they wanted? Of course not. That stupid way of thinking is why it fell. I have extremely high morals, and I'm not okay with liking what I like and how I am. It's why society is failing today.
>>686599070
Maybe. I may go for a hike through the woods in my backyard. Haven't done it this year.
>>686599100
Maybe. Don't know where to get any though. Well, I have an idea, but I don't like drugs. You may be able to guess why.
>>686599249
It seems like I'm always either extremely depressed, or an extremely narcissistic cunt. I can't be a decent person it seems.
>>686599561
do it man
always feels better
>I can't be a decent person it seems.
bullshit
now go for a walk you sad cunt
>>686599561
u where verry sweet to me a couple times i was on here
so i would disagree
>>686599716
>>686599727
I wasn't expecting that, at all. I don't know what you guys see in me, even when I try to be a nice person I feel like a dick. Am I really that fucked in the head, and really that unaware of what I do?
Jesus I need help.
>>686599561
civilization doesnt matter, your life doesnt matter, nothing matters. Die today? Die in ten years? doesnt matter. Do what you want cus a pirate is free and all that. We are told from early on that things matter, basically brainwashing us to this to force our compliance with helping society. Doesnt matter whether thats right or wrong, nothing matters.
Leaving for sleep.
>>686599988
you may feel like you aren't nice but im pretty sure you are
and you know me. i tell the truth when i think someone is a cunt
ayy
>>686600100
by
>>686600164
And I'll see you later in my dreams.
lurkin
>>686600005
to add to that post, i suppose its all about your level of vanity
>>686600274
More straight anal plz ;)
>>686600005
The future of my people matters to me. That's what this comes down to. My extreme empathy for my people and everyone and everything on this planet. We are an advanced people, and we should act like it. Humans are obviously superior to every other animal, otherwise we wouldn't be talking to each other right now. Being a degenerate is destroying the society that so many before us have created. We've already fucked up this planet and fucked over every other animal, and now we're fucking up ourselves. Again. But this time it's a whole lot worse because we're so much more advanced than the first truly great empire, and that means a whole lot more destruction for everything.
>>686600100
Night, Alex.
>>686600126
I guess so.
>>686599988
I won't say it applies to everyone, but people who're generally smart can educate and medicate and advise themselves. If you feel like a dick, it';s entirely possible you're being a dick. If you;re not okay with tahtm dow hat you can do change it. Change doesn't happen overnight but you'll see a difference in your own behavior after a while
>>686600584
Yeah, that's true. But I don't know, I have so many problems that I don't even know who I am. I can't tell if I'm a good person, a bad person, or anywhere in between. I just don't know.
>>686600584
>*dow hat*
The fuck, yo? Don a hat, implying fedora
>>686599988
What i see in you is someone who means well
But is verry concerned about hislifestyle
so much so that he seems stuck in a negative spiral of toughts.
And they only seem to drag you down further.
Its important in life to let go.
this has to be applied to toughts aswell.
some just aren't healthy for you.
Try not to think about whats dragging you down so much and try to muster strength in what is keeping you afloat.
>>686600744
Not just being cynical, but everyone is a bad person. t's simp,ly human nature to be a raging asshole , and do what's only best for yoursefl. You have to assess your own actions and choose to abide your own rules if you want to be the exception. Those rules may or may not include following the law to the letter, but you will generally be a better person for the effort
>>686600546
I like your type, empathetic people. I have yet to find a good way to explain how i look at humanity, currently my best way of describing it is "i love them so much that i hate them". I would much rather have few people where everyone gets along, whether that means inferor technology does not matter, im an adapatable person with my level of apathy.
Annyway i have to get to my cakes.
hope you all have a good day and nice sleepytimes
>>686600816
I just can't do that. I can't let go of things. I know I should, but I can't. I always fear that things are going to be worse if I try to change who I am. It's how it's always been for me. But at the same time, I fear trying to do anything else for the same reason: I can't help but think I'm always going to fuck up again because it's what I'm so god damn good at.
>>686601050
That's the problem: I don't know what's best for myself. I act like I do, but I know I don't. I try to be mature, but I'm not. I try to think logically, but I can't.
>>686601092
>i love them so much that i hate them
Yep. That's exactly how I am.
>>686601303
Night.
>>686600584
>>686600772
And now I realize I meant "do what", not "don a hat", and whatever the fuck. Do what your consciousness tells you to do, and modify that with reason. If everyone did such a thing, we'd all be better-off
>alex you ridiculous fuckmonkey
Anyway, off to do shit
I'm going to stop bitching about my problems now, and post art that I hope you all enjoy.
>>686601849
Y'sound like you're having a bad time. I'd give you a hug if you wanted one.
>>686601951
No, I don't like hugs, or anyone touching me. Or at least that's what I've convinced myself. I don't get any hugs for that reason, so I have no idea if it would even help.
>>686602135
shh
accept his hug
>>686602135
Hugs and cuddles are literally physical empathy, im convinced it would atleast take your mind off things for a little while.
>>686602222
Well, I got quads. I guess that's something noteworthy.
Not really.
>>686602245
I'd rather not.
>>686602283
I don't think it would help. It's not like I don't get hugs, I just don't like them, and it doesn't help. And if it doesn't help me, than what's the point? I got a hug yesterday and it didn't help, why would it help now?
>>686602518
who did you get hug from yesterday
>>686602135
>doesnt like hugs
>insists on giving them even when people say no
>>686602769
My grandma. The only one who seems to care enough to still give me hugs despite knowing I don't like them. It doesn't help.
>>686602851
Yes, *I* don't like them. Others seem to. I can only give love, and not accept it. It doesn't make any sense, but nothing I say or do makes sense.
>>686602970
yea but thats normal
hugs from my mother don't do shit
they are to benefit her mostly.
but hugs from dog are best. and hugs from maya even better
>>686598108
>>686598619
Y'all need psychedelics. Full stop.
Psilocybin, maybe LSD. Perhaps a dissociative trip too.
I know exactly what you mean by needing a distraction from life, and the fear that if you take drugs it'll illuminate the sadness so badly that you'll actually off yourself.
But they let you have honest conversations with yourself that leave you content (not even happy, but just alright) for weeks at a time, rather than a single night. No liver cirrhosis either.
I've tried it only a couple of times and it has altered my outlook significantly for the better.
>>686603185
Which is why I only give hugs, and don't accept them.
What in the fuck am I even talking about? I've contradicted myself like 3 times now. I don't even know if I believe the bullshit I say anymore or not. I really am a pathological liar, aren't I?
>>686603478
no you are just a silly confused lil nerd
its ok man.
>>686603478
Dont know about you being a liar, i may just be some dude 'cross the web but. To me, just sounds like you're hurtin' real bad inside. And for some reason i cant quite explain myself. I dont want you to be hurtin'
>>686603708
No, I'm pretty sure I have a serious problem. I know I can lie to someone's face and not show any signs, but reading the shit I post doesn't even make any sense.
>>686603818
The hurting part is true. But it's I that can't explain myself, I don't even know if people understand or believe what I type because I sure as hell don't.
I think way too much, don't I? It's what I've been told, and I'm inclined to agree. It really does seem that my own thoughts completely consume me. It's absolute hell.
>>686604042
yea its ok though
i don't take anything you say seriously when you are in this kinda mood
>>686604164
smoke da weed
>>686604164
pfft, thinking too much? jealous people who dislike people who lacks the ability might be the problem. imagination shouldnt be stomped on
>>686604327
Hah, that actually gave me a little laugh. Good to know.
>>686604327
No thanks, I'm already stupid as is. I don't need drugs to fuck me up anymore than I already am.
>>686604468
When one's imagination is only fantasies about death, suicide, and all other manners of fucked up, I think it's a problem.
>>686604470
weed doesn't really fuck you up unless you are already retarded enough to let it.
but it does chill you out a load. helps ptsd and shit. so it might sort out your silly shit too
>>686604693
Yeah, maybe. But still, I don't like drugs or any substance that alters my way of thinking. It goes against my morals.
>>686604802
yea but so does being gay apparently
just sayin man. trying stuff doesn't hurt
>>686604919
I'm scared of trying things.
>>686604676
then you are merely thinking alot in the wrong direction, not overthinking. lots of small things equal a big thing made up of lots of small things
>>686605319
I believe that it's harmful either way. I used to think about only good things. It's why I only think about bad things. Because the delusion that everything is right is just that: a delusion. I don't understand how people can do it when there's far more shit in the world than there is good. There can always be too much of something, including imagination, and the truth is that this world is really fucked up, and ignoring that seems like a really, really bad idea to me. I'd rather be unhappy and aware than be happy and ignorant.
>>686604978
i know
dont be
>>686606181
Easier said than done. It's counter-intuitive. I always fear the worst, which is something I can't get past.
>>686605736
meh, personally i want to know everything, whether that hurts me or not i truly do not care. I want to know it all. its just the hazard of being INTP i suppose but my will demands all.
>>686606313
try harder
>>686606483
And that's exactly how I am. You'll eventually find that, if you get to the point where all feelings are negated by thought, it fucks you up. Bad. It's why I am how I am. Or maybe I'm just fucked up and have other problems, which I'm sure I do.
>>686606562
I don't like trying anything. And now we've come full circle. This is the kind of shit that I think about so often, and why I have so many problems that are seemingly irreparable.
>>686606874
doesnt matter if you dont like it
do it
>>686606947
I'll consider it.
>>686594354
sauce on artist?
>>686606993
do it
>>686607123
Sorry anon, don't know.
>>686607142
I don't think I can.
pls
>>686606874
i wouldnt call me fucked up.. I am a very apathetic person, true, but that does not make one "fucked up". My emotions spike uncontrolled when i get emotional but i still dont call that fucked up, most emotional people dont have much control over it so that i dont have it isnt really weird either. I just have much less emotion than others until they surface, then they break the sound barrier.
>>686607487
"pls" what, snek?
>>686607607
Yep, that's me. Look into borderline personality disorder. That's exactly as you described it, and exactly how I think as well.
>>686607983
Why is snek angry?
>>686607858
i dont think i have BPD, im far closer to assburgers than BPD. Sure i have similarities to the description of BPD but i wouldnt say i guess "extreme" enough to qualify.
