I'm taking the biggest risk for /b/. Dubs decides what I say.
Hey, about meeting up...
I can't go because my dog fucked my ass too hard.
Looking forward to hopefully being on your team, should make for a mutually beneficial and constructive meeting. take care.
Not to sound like a douche bag, but I think you're really cute and I'd like to explore your asshole with my cock.
So what war is America gonna get its ass kicked in next?
>>686593545
this
Hey, I'm not sure if I should say this, but I love you. I can see in your eyes that you love me too. Shall we run away together?
>>686593601
or this?
I look forward to being part of the team!
>>686593338
>boss using anything other than iphone
quit immediately that guy is retarded
>>686593601
this
>>686593545
definitly this
I want to pound your ass so fucking hard. SO FUCKING HARD.
>>686593338
inshallah
I'm going to come but I just need to ask, will there be possibilities for Promotions with blowjobs in the future?
"Sorry i decided to take a job with ISIS instead"
>>686593788
Damn it. Here goes.
>>686593788
you're so fucked m9
>>686593806
this after
>>686593545
>>686593338
Fuck--------------------------------------------> you :)
>>686593788
It's been fun
i like dick rubz
Is it okay if I bring my wife's son along?
>>686593788
Sorry that you made a poor life decision by putting it on /b/ op.
>>686593545
roll
Calling bait. Prove me wrong op
>>686593899
cool
>>686593899
winrar
Fuck this job. Fuck you. Fuck the earth. Mao did nothing wrong. Stalin was the true an hero. Hitler was a plrb with a 6m-1 kd ratio. He was shit tier.
I want to stick my dick inside a chinchilla and make it cum buckets from its small icro sized snatch.
>Proceed to post this
>>686593601
rawling for this
>>686593338
Fake and gay, charge your phone you fucking pleb
Post what he say's too
>>686593993
godspeed anon
>>686593993
kekkle
>>686593993
kek
>>686593988
WINRAR
Fake but let's pretend it isn't
>>686593993
Zoz m8
Im on 4chan.org /b/ right now looking at shemale dicks and child pornography, you should come join me and we can jerk off to traps and little boy tinkles till we cum in each others mouths
>>686594197
zozzle
>>686594244
wasted
He's just confused
>>686593988
win
>>686594330
So dont ruin it unless you're financially stable
Roll
>wanna netflix and chill later?
OP i gotta know, what's the context? who exactly is this guy?
>>686594176
HE FUCKING DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>686594330
What branch?
Just i case people havent worked it out yet OP is using a spoof messenger program, OP is both people so nothing will come of this, but keep playing OP's "game" :^)
>>686594429
Navy
>>686594396
>You can't read, you fucking retarded faggot? I wrote that my dog fucked me in the ass.
Okay I'm going to admit it, I don't really want the job, I want you. I'd love to blow your world.
>>686593338
zozzle is my safety word ;)
>>686594478
roll for this one,
>>686594522
winrar
Im going to kill you all then fuck a 9yo, allah ackbah!
>>686593338
you aight
don't go to work monday
>>686594522
omg!
>>686594577
winrar
> samefag
>>686594522
>>686594048
Roll
>>686594645
would you fuck me in my ass using my own dick
>>686594645
i hope this is real ;-;
>>686594596
roll
>>686594645
I'm going for the "zozzle is my safety word" thing
Fgt
Its dat boi!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>686594725
Well, no matter. It's just funny.
>>686594596
roII
>>686594596
reroll
>>686594645
Oh shit waddup
>>686594645
am i coming on too strong? why arent you saying anything
>>686593601
rooll
Ever heard of a thing called bukakke?
>>686594645
out of everything ive said and done ive done it for your love. i'll jump thru 500 hoops on fire if it means i will earn your love and trust baby, dont you see love has 4 letters heart has 5 now take me baby right now let me come pick you up lets spend the night making passionate love and forget all this foreplay. I love you
>>686594633
>>686594577
>>686593988
Deliver these please
if dubs:
I want you and my dog to spit-roast me <3
No way this is real
I want to blow you! Allahu akbar!!!
>>686594897
re-rolled
>>686594645
Whats under your pants mister?
Join me. I'm leaving America to become a part of ISIS.
>>686593338
Is uncle sam going to at least put lip stick on me before he fucks my ass
On a second thought, if you give me the job I'll share my CP collection with you.
>>686594645
oh wow rare peep meme ahahahahahahahahahahahah xG !1
>>686594897
Roll
im gonna fuck your ass more than a 6 dicked ass fucking machine with the ass fucking dial set to 11
Now after I sign up, I demand you remove my penis and attach a modified M16 in its place. I want to litterally cum bullets.
كنت المجند من إيزيس أليس كذلك؟
>>686595045
Roll
Finger me harder onii-chan
>>686595045
This
>>686594478
roll
He's giving me a chance to say wrong number
>>686594897
rolling in the deep
Whatever his response is just say "the Navy is just Marine delivery service anyway"
Sorry, my friend stole my phone. He was about to send "should I bring condoms to the interview" lol. Weird guy, but should I bring some in case things get intense?
Do you have a dog?
>>686593338
"allahu akbar, motherfucker."
>>686595311
winrar
>>686595234
This is the right number. Let me tug your dick a little while.
>>686595234
Oh my god. I love him!
>>686595311
>>686595234
You felt it, just like I did. The sexual attraction, dinner tommorow?
>>686595072
roll
OP delivers!
Alrightyo dude all jokes aside, can I please actually have this job? I don't have much in the way of money and kinda got kicked out of the house after having consensual sex with the family bird.
>>686595234
Typical recruitfag. They'll take anyone
>>686594436
>>686595234
I know ;)
Your also my new master <3
>>686595474
You're*
I take it lube will be provided?
>>686595234
Op not a faggot
>>686595311
winrar
>>686595435
nice one
>>686595302
Rool
>>686595302
roll
i want you to show objects in my ass just like my old boss did
>>686595470
That looks nothing like OP's
>>686595588
winrar
>>686595673
roll
>>686595045
CHEESE PIZZA
>>686595302
roll
>>686595302
Roll again
Rolling for.
So this is awkward now, still any chace of me getting that finger blast?
He's questioning if it's even me
>>686595302
Roll
>>686595955
Oh shit waddup?
>>686595955
"Who?"
>>686595955
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>686595955
OP gets dubs
post screen shot
>>686595955
Who?
>>686596032
This
>>686596029
Roll
>>686595955
Chad who?
>>686596029
This
>>686596029
Do it
>>686595955
Oh shit who?
>>686595955
Wew
>>686595955
fuck you op stop stealing my gf
>>686595955
Send a picture of a cat.
>>686595682
There's more than 1 of those kinds of apps.
>>686595955
I'm dat boi. Oh shit waddup
>>686596206
dis
Send pic asking if he likes your new cat
send him this
>>686596233
>>686596244
Double win
>>686596244
Winrar
Fuck the interview.. you wanna see a dick pic?
>>686596233
Tep zoZ
>>686596244
Yes it's Chad, but you can call me by my stage name when I see you later today ;)
>>686596244
Kek send it op
>>686596265
ROLL
>>686596315
THIS
GUYS
THIIIS
Fight me, nigger.
>>686596315
ill roll for that
>>686596438
Top Kek
>>686596438
Zozzle
>>686596374
roll
>>686596233
Op is using ifake text message
https://m.apkpure.com/ifake-text-message/com.ifaketextmessage.ifaketextmessage
>>686596438
Mad tingzzzzz
>>686596438
Ooooooh, if there's one thing I hang on to
>>686596438
I'm not Chad but you could've cHAD my dick in your ass if you weren't such a prude
>>686596629
This
>>686596438
Wew lad
>>686596629
Roll
>>686596629
Rolling
>>686596688
Nice
Hitler tat nichts Falsches.
>>686596688
winrar
>>686596629
fucking this
>>686596778
Dieses
>>686596438
Fucking Zozzle mate, Fucking zozzle.
>>686596778
Non german ?
"My dad is under attack. Please send the dox to the enemy."
roll
>>686596599
winrar
1 cummy , 2 cummy , 3 cummy , 4 cummy !
>>686596931
Ich nicht spreche Deutsch.
>>686596956
Roll for this
>>686596956
roll mi dadi
>>686596956
Roll for zis boi boi
This can't be real op. You are too much of madman
>>686597044
Winrar
Just spam his phone with a random letter in about ten messages and then say 'sorry I guess I was hitting my phone on the downstroke'
>>686597132
Its not real its a fake text program
You ever let a nigger blow his monkey spunk inside your dumper?
Someone screencap this
>>686597252
Are you telling me this isn't real?
How could you tell?
>>686597252
His phone was dead at the start and now charging. Do those apps do that?
>>686597252
How can you tell
>>686597355
Winrar
>>686596956
roll
Also it's real because: check the battery, and the image name is always image.png (that's what iOS does everytime you screenshot)
>>686597355
Every single one of these threads is a spoof text program, you can even change the time, connection type, carrier and battery level for the screenshot
>>686597478
What? I don't even...huh?
>>686594478
This
OP time stamp to prove its real
Wouldn't the name of the image be screenshot 17-23-392 or so etching instead of image.png?
>>686597581
Yeah. The 5 bars with att is suspect.
>>686597639
The bolt next to the battery means the charger is plugged in
>>686597581
But seriously, how did he do it?
>>686597716
No, iOS does that.
>>686597789
wyjął to z du*y
>>686597797
Proof. Sent from phone
>>686597957
My image is bigger because I have a 6 Plus.
>>686597957
thats not even a real language
is there a way to ensure screenshot validity through cryptography?
>>686598085
Anyways he could just use another phone to send messages to himself.
>>686593338
>recruiter
LEGIT and everyone here is stupid as fuck :DDDD
Hurry up, op
To prove valid take a screenshot when you double press the home button. Like this?
OP knows we are on to him and has stopped posting
>>686598304
Kek mate. You can't tell Hitler what to do.
>>686597252
Also anon, the photos sent from geniune iPhones are labeled "image.png" get yo damn facts straight faggot.
>>686598380
You can clearly tell it's fake (image size and horrible graphics)
>>686598419
Like the 2 that were just posted that i changed the name of?
>>686593601
Roll
>>686598324
this, fast OP
>>686593993
God bless anon. You weren't a faggot this tiem.
Tho 90% chance this is fake and u just renamed one of your contacts as "recruiter".
OP was caught out, thread over
>>686598570
"Image" not "image" lol.
thread is kill
Is IFake text message only available on Google play store? I can't seem to be able to get from App Store
>>686600305
Yeah. It's there because they dont have ios.
If you have an iphone you can just text a buddy and tell them to say certain things and rename them
>>686598044
but french is actually real though
>>686593993
looooool
>>686593783
hahahaha fag
>>686599289
