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Fuck Millennials.. Fucking trash
How Millennial Are You?

http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/how-millennial-are-you/
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>>686569416
68
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28
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98
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19
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>>686570014
>>686570447
you fuckers are lying.
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81
Why? Cause my parents never got divorced and I don't care if niggers marry whites?
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>>686569416
39
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78 lol
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sanders supporter
21 caucasian
fuck standardized religions
have worked since 16
50+ txts a day
35+ hr work weeks since graduation
i am proof this thing is accurate

>>686569416
pic related
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>>686570570
Yep
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got 78
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>>686570728
Cuz you played games in the past 24 hours manchild faggot
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>>686570985
Is this now a Boomer hate thread?
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Got a 80
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>>686571186
>Nope.jpg
Been working overtime all week. Try again faggot
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95
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>>686569416
97 I'm fucked
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97
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35
Day off yesterday and took care of the things that needed to be fixed. You god damn right I'm going to watch tv and play a game or 2 with my phone off.
Don't ask me for shit!
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>>686570985
>>686571234
I can't tell if this is bait or not. Both of these generations virtually think the same. However, millenials wholeheartedly embrace degeneracy and live as hiveminded cattle, ignorantly believing "we are the future".
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>>686570985
perfect fucking pic
fuck gen x/boomer
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>>686569416
Taking a 15 question online test to determine some arbitrary number that says nothing about you is such a millenial thing to do. This test should default to 100. I got 85 btw
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>>686571697
>ignorantly believing "we are the future"

Gee I wonder why the future generations think of themselves as the future
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>>686571186
You know what a manchild also does? flame people on message boards online.
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>>686571697
millenials wholeheartedly embrace degeneracy and live as hiveminded cattle, ignorantly believing "we are the future"

pic related
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67, but I'm calling major bullshit on this test.
>no text message received last 24 hours
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>disapprove of interracial marriage
>parents still married
>conservative political orientation.
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People never used the term Millennial until a month or two ago.
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>>686571973
welcome to /b/
fuck you = troll has won
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92

This was the stupidest shit. Like are you elderly or a normal person?
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>>686572306
b8
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Were you born around the turn of the millennium?

If you answered yes, then you're a millenial

If you answered no, then you're not.

This thread is fucking retarded.
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Score of 16

1. You did not watch more than an hour of television programming in the past 24 hours.

2. You did not read a daily newspaper in the past 24 hours.

3. You did not play video games in the past 24 hours.

4. You have only a landline phone.

5. You sent or received no text messages on your cell phone in the past 24 hours.

6. Being successful in a high-paying career or profession is somewhat important to you personally.

7. You think people of different races marrying each other is a doesn't make much difference for society.

8. You have contacted a government official in the past 12 months.

9. You have created your own social networking profile.

10. Living a very religious life is not important to you personally.

11. Your parents were married during most of the time you were growing up.

12. You do not have a tattoo.

13. You do not have a piercing in a place other than your earlobe.

14. You describe your political views as moderate.
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Fuck you you faggots. Don't think how you are supposed to think. It's bad for you.
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>>686572445
>wake up sheeple
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>>686572078
It's okay, they'll be in assisted living because their kids don't give a fuck about them. Black orderly workers will punch them in their sleep, piss in their iv and steal their stuff.
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16. By the way i'm almost 27
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>>686571866
>>686572333
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>Your Millennial score is 89
Practically nothing on political views but okay
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>>686572318
the game
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>>686569416
11
Holy shit!
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>>686572767
proof
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>>686572445
in b4 you you

what if i like things that are bad for me?

then that means......INNNGGGGHHH
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I got a 90.
I'm pretty sure this is based mostly off of what age group you select not your answers.
Because my answers are not very gen y.
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>>686569416
Your Millennial score is 41
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I really don't get it, but 90

No TV in the past day
Conservative
No vidya
Parents not married
No tattoos
No piercings
No newspaper
Contacted government
Career one of most important things
9 text messages
No home phone
21 years old
Different race marriage doesn't matter
Not religious
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>>686572855
Everyone likes things that are bad for them. You have to find the balance. Not saying I have. Just that I know that that is the goal. Boom ; that that.
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>>686569416
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>>686573126
>>686572439
Have to agree. Most old people are dumb as fuck. Not my dad though, he smart. So my moms is too.
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67
But these questions are too flawed. I don't act millenial at all.
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>>686573268
Okay.. That's just lower class...

>>686573294
And agreed. The questions are skewed for sure.
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>>686573294
I mean I support Trump and unironically think Hitler was great. etc. How can I be 67% millenial?
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>>686572852
A god amongst men.
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>>686569416
I got 73
born in '96
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>>686573256
dads gonna die first.
100$ on that shit
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>>686571934
I think what that anon was getting at was that millennials think "we're the new future, better than the old one" sort of thing, they go down a different path than their parents, and in spite, usually not just different, but against the old path. They strive to be different not because its necessarily to be better, but simply just to be different
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>>686572426
im glad im not a millenial, i was born in 1997 just right before.
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96
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>>686572694
are you implying all millennials have the same political views?
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>>686572974
shut up you fucking millennial.

go play with your moms ipad or something.
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>>686573838
so u are fuckwit
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>>686573402
cool soundcloud edit friendo
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This questionnaire is just retarded, my parents have a social website presence and like black people oh they must be millenials
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>>686573294
its an age group not a fucking lifestyle.
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>>686573767
Same as every other generation. The difference is that globalized capitalism is now actvely undermining everyone's quality of life like never before and the older generation refuses to believe it, causing them to blame all social problems on the millennial generation.
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>>686572431
honestly the phone things makes all the difference

i went back and changed it to see what would happened and having only a cellphone vs only a landline is a difference of like 40 points
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>>686574058
Nice house economy fagit
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>>686574237
Also, supporting Trump and becoming reactionary xenophobes is for the millennials who don't want to believe that globalized capitalism is undermining their quality of life.
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>>686573129
no home phone, parents not married, no tv, and career being important, are all millenial things according to the quiz
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Not sure if good or bad...hmmm

>V
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94% of the people over 70 years old have tattoos? Sure, and I'm the pope.
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>>686569416
no games
no newspaper
no TV
ONly have cell phone
sent 50+ texts in a day
Career is important to me
I don't care about race
No gov. official
have social network
no religon
married fam
no tatoos or piercings
describe my views as liberal
98
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>>686574491
Nice to meet you pope! (Kicks in ass)
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>>686573767
Ehh, I don't think it's quite like that but even if it is, so what.
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WHY DO ARE SO MANY PEOPLE DISAPPOINTED TO GET A HIGH SCORE?

Millennials are an age group, that's all.

Most of you fuckers probably are in that age group too.
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>>686574383
sounds about right. Seems modern and all. Like millennials.
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>>686574476
congrats :D
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>>686574237
Thank fucking you
/thread
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37
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>>686574237
this
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I got 65.
Also widowed shouldn't even count towards not married. Its not like its divorce
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>>686574037
fuck you gramps. Learn to die faster so we can fix the shit you broke. Nice GDP shitface. nice market crashes you stupid fuck. Nice education system you fucking piece of trash. The only shit your generation did was fear the rest of the world and pump money into military. If you hadn't spent all your time getting cucked by vietnam maybe japan wouldn't have caught us on the Industry side but now we're fucking haemorrhaging and it's on our fucking shoulders to sweep up the fucking vomit you left.
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65
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>>686574237
>huuurrr your generation is lazy and only works minimum wage jobs
But all of the middle class, decent paying manufacturing jobs that helped your generation was all outsourced by your generation so that your generation could make money
>huurrrrr you're generation is lazy
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>>686574947
>triggered
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>>686569416
>Anonymous 05/28/16(Sat)11:44:12 No.68656
Your Millennial score is 3
that's nice
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>>686575217
I probably am but at least my generation wasn't cucked my the vietcong
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>>686574903
Sure it is. Widowed just means you were cucked by the grim reaper
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>>686574103
It's 100% real faggot, do you honestly believe that I would spend that much time on a click bait Internet quiz?
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>>686575464
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>>686571973
>flame
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>>686569416
84
This is bullshit
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>>686575426
They were cucked by sand monkeys in caves. At least gooks know how to fight.
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>>686575215
Slow down. Read again.
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>>686569416
I was born in 1977
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>>686575876
Wat?
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94. Seems like a very iffy test.
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87

I was born in 1965 kek
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"Your Millennial score is 83"

Well they didn't ask many politically incorrect questions so it's to be expected. It's not an accurate score I'd say because millenials tend to be over PC like crazy.

>>686569416
>almost every single question ends with "or not?"
you don't need to attach "or not" on a yes/no question, it only makes the question less clear
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>>686574476
Well you are on sprint, so you're pretty well fuxored... you should stop being a fuck and switch to T-mobile
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>>686574476
Enjoy your shit-tier carrier
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>>686576031
You fucken filthy millunenium
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what do i win
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>>686576637
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test doesn't even ask if im a man or a woman

that shit matters like crazy for stats.

could even have a "neiter" option that would limitbreak the test and add 150 points when checked
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>>686569416

38
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>>686577304
Or both sexes
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I actually got a 96. Fuck old media like TV, my political views border socialism and fuck religion.
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93
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>>686569416

38
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41
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the landline/phone question is irrelevant

my parents got only phones because it's cheaper

also my mom gets text messages from her old as fuck grandma asking how she's doing like every day
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69
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>>686569416
i dont get this meme phamalam
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>>686578261
typical millennial - argues about how THEY are not with some lameass excuses.
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>>686569416
73?
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>>686578487
arguing for my parents
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>>686577228
Working 5 jobs for 100 hours a week to barely maintain a lower-middle-class lifestyle from paycheck to paycheck, with student loan payments to eliminate all hope of social mobility. Congratulations!
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>>686569416
38

Born in 1996.
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>>686569416
Is that Idubbbz?
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>>686569416
27
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33 what do I win?
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>>686569416
93

I work and go to school.

Parents stayed together until I graduated high school.

Work more than 40 hours a week.

Moderate political views because fuck dichotomy I'm not regressive or conservative.

20 years old.

50+ texts in 24 hours.

Played video games.

Don't need cable.

Talked to government official.

I wanna be fucking rich or at least upper middle class. I refuse to stay in fastfood, even if it means breaking the law.
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>>686569416


i was born in 94
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>>686569416

92 (and I'm fifty-fucking-two years old!!)
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Your Millennial score is 16
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27 and im 21
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>>686569416
79
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Get on my level
>protip you can't
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46 but I know that was only subjected to waht happened today and what has been going on lately with me and the government. My business with the Military is going to be over. and No, I'm not military. I struck a deal with them (age 24)
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I'm surprised it's that low, honestly.
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40
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>>686572078
> 1964 here, fuck yeah! i took 33.
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>>686569416
20
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>>686574623
Oh, no! People on the internet called me a name describing a physical reality.
>Pluto isn't a bunch of rock floating out in space
>Men with Penises are not necessarily men
>I suck dick but i'm not gay

Everything is relative.
For everyone born in the last 60 years, that point of reference has been way out in space.
It needs to be more grounded, please.
Can we all just go back to dictionary definitions?
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6824 She was a huge whore..
I have finally decided to release it.


Mirror :
https://mega.nz/#!i04y1bZa!A4yGbHGZdPelSib8Cye87PVKv8Av5XSBt2Lp3gYrQZo
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>>686569416
49
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How is watching television changing the outcome by 13? Even if I have access to all these streaming services I won't watch either.
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>>686573930
Yes
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>>686583112
Because the dictionary definition is sooooo accurate (cough cough fucking femenism)
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>>686570985
93
>I have no idea what millennial is...

Did I do good?
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44, i feel like i live a relatively normal life but if you scored under me you must have some form of clinical illness
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>>686571234
>>686570985
>look at how shitty other people are
>that means it's ok that I'm a shitty person
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>>686569416
92 ha
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>>686571973
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>have you done that thing that 95% of people have been doing since before millennials were even a thing?
>will, then, you're a millennial
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>>686569416
31
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scored 19, I'm 36, not owning a cellphone must be the reason of my low score.
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>>686569416
62 and a lot younger than you think.
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>26
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>>686569416
26
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>>686572445
I got this score too.

Neat.
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Why the fuck are people complaining about USA's debt?
It's not like they're actually ever going to pay it back.
>BOO-HOO BABY BOOMERS GOT US 19 TRILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF FREE SHIT NOW I'M GONNA GO OCCUPY A STREET
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>>686569416
>47, being poor is not helping
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scored 27, got robbed last week and have no phone since then, plus i'm a roman catholic and liberals are pure shit
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>>686569416
>Being millenial is considered 1980+
Shit test, sabotaged research
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25 and I'm 23.

Guess not giving a shit about politics and money is a non-millennial thing.
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>>686584523
Nice try cuck
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>>686584523
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10
Is something wrong ?
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>>686569416
Some of the questions are fucked.
>do you have a tattoo
not all of us have faggy tribal or hipster tattoos.
>do you have a mobile phone
me and everyone's grandmother
>read the newspaper
not even in print anymore

>yes I play video games like most humans
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>>686584737
>>686584621
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>>686584506
Not sure, I scored 19, I'm, I read a newspaper and I selected liberal. I think the cellphone is the thing that most define a millennial. I do not own one, If I'm not home I don't want to be bother. I hate phones.
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>>686584891
I'm 36*
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>>686584850
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39 and I was born in 1995.
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i got a 7.
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>>686572431
Exact same answers, except for the phone part, and I got a 91.
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>>686584948
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32
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>>686585245
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>>686585360
>>686584948
HA HA! YOU TELL EM BRO! BETTER TAKE DURR REDPILLZ! RIGHT? MOMS GONNA FREAK! HAHAHA MGTOW! /POL/ 4 LIFE! HAHAHA WE'RE SO ANTI-PC! HAHA
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>>686585360
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>>686585156
i think i just realized im a contrairian at and i just reject everything i see other 20-30 year olds do. no cell phone. im right wing. i dont think race mixing is good or bad. the only thing i could guess that makes me a melenial is that i dont read the newspaper everyday and i have come from an single parent house hold. i also reject spell check beacause it pisses me off how stupid i am
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19
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>>686585566
>>686585620
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>>686584523
Simply being against the social justice warrior cult doesn't qualify anyone as an "alt-rightist" or even slightly rightist. Many lefties are against social justice hypocrisy.

People being against your bigoted regressive social justice agenda doesn't make it into another agenda.

>Racism just makes sense
>Straight white men are the most oppressed group in the world

You claim to be against fascism, racism, sexism when you are a fascist racist sexist.
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>>686585245
idk who is behind that post. but i think i figured out who ate my toast.
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>>686569416
>, or not?
>yes
>no
Every single yes or no question/answer combination is malformed, what the fuck, pew.

Also I scored 70, but seriously, the questions say nothing.
>Do you own a cell phone and a land line?
Well, of course you fuckwit, I have a job.
>Have you ever created a social media account?
Yes, maybe ask me how much I use it.
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>>686585738
>>686585680
Take your medication Donald
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>>686569416
>Did you watch more than one our of television in the last 24 hours?
>yes
score: 70
>no
score: 52

Everything else the same. I hope they realize that baby boomers are the ones coming home from work and then sitting at their asses watching TV, not the millenials. What a bad test.
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>>686586024
>"scientific nationwide survey"
>The Millennials: Confident. Connected. Open to Change.
>Millennials: A Portrait of Generation Next.

Lol... Should have figured this test is shit before opening it.
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>>686569416
68
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>>686569416
nice try, but i don't need a quiz to tell me you're a faggot
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>>686586571
this.
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Dubs get
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>>686569416
I may or may not even be 18.
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>>686569416
25
I am one of the early GenX'ers.
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>>686569416
>http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/how-millennial-are-you/
91
>no tv
>no newspaper
>yes vidya
>only a cell
>1-9 texts
>career is somewhat important
>no race mixing
>no government official
>used the facebook
>religion is very important but not most
>parents were married
>have a tat
>have a piercing
>self described conservative
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67

dis quiz is crap btw
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>>686569416
97. fuck me.
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>>686572264
Lol
Exactly me
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>>686574476
ayy bro.
Anyway what does this mean?
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>>686569416
53.
What does that mean?
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87
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"Have you ever created your own profile on any social networking site such as MySpace, Facebook or LinkedIn, or haven't you done this?"
How does this make one millennial? My mother has a facebook profile.
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>>686569416
44
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>>686569416
54
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>>686587433
Don't question it...
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>>686584765
>newspapers aren't in print anymore
Nigga, are you 12?
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>>686569416
>25
I'm a fucking baby boomer.
>>686584523
Triggered. Go back to letting Muhammads' bring Sharia law into your country, cuck
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>>686569416
88, shit I didn't think it'd be that high...
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I just don't understand how this thing grades. I haven't played a video game in over a week. I have barely received more than 5 texts in the last 3 days. I identify as moderate politically. I don't have a Facebook or anything. I work over 40 hours a week. One tattoo. No piercings.

Nope, here's your 83 you hipster millenial trash.
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>>686586105
The summer break really brings you people out, huh?
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>>686577228
1 crushed scouter.
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>>686569416
Damn 79... Didn't think I was that bad.
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>>686586837
>91
wat
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>>686580939
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>>686587818
What, so you think this internet quiz is inaccurate?
But Internet quizzes are known for their accuracy...
Strange...
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>>686569416
I'm 40 yo
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>>686587818
>Surely what I define as millenial is the same the quiz defines as millenial
Nigger you stupid. I mean, the whole test is stupid and meaningless, but you just had to outstupid it.
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The propoganda really is something to marvel at. Where once it managed to control hatred based on age, it has managed to aim popular hatred at its own generation and divert the blame on itself to the point where millenials refuse to call themselves millenials. An amazing feat really. The media shapes a negative stereotype which is then tied to a generation so the population can blame society's problems on itself rather than on the ones controlling the society.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>686569416
holy shit 97, i think it's time
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>>686578443
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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What does this mean?
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>>686587818
The millenial stereotype is fraudulent, designed to stimulate self hatred and to construct another generational patsy for everyone to blame our problems on.
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>>686569416
For gods sake - Its the BabyBoomer Generation that ruined our enviroment and our economy. When they where in our age, they had a higher yearly income with lower education. Nowadays you have to get a degree in the STEM-Fields when you like to live a proper life.

We have the same problem here in germany. They scold the generation y for beeing so letargic. They had the easier life
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>>686569416
Fuck off /pol/. College is a scam, and it either needs to be abolished as a neccesary credit for any real job, or it should be free.
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>>686588718
>The media shapes a negative stereotype which is then tied to a generation
I've never heard the media talk about millenials or generation conflicts or anything like that, maybe it's just an American thing. Also you can see how an age demographic is by looking at their consumption habits and it sure as hell doesn't look good for millenials. Doesn't look that much better for anyone else, though, so fuck it.
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>>686588983
>titler's elll
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>>686569416
What is wrong with millennials?
Aren't most people on the internet millennials?
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91 yay
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>>686589115
>consumption habits
How so? Plz explain why supportig the economy is a bad thing.
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>>686589144
wat
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>>686569416
WHAT THE FUCK
94 and I hate immigration, liberals, fags and "everything deserves respect" culture.
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>>686585622
Focus, fam. You're on the right track.
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69
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>>686589115
It is likely just an American thing, as many things can be. Millenials are described in monolithic terms within the American Media and usually in ways that undermine the generation, I can link an example but this is very common.

http://youtu.be/ai-EewLwAL0
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>>686580145
>(and I'm fifty-fucking-two years old!!)

U wot m8?
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>>686589492
So you think being a cunt is a trait exclusive to the older generations?
How old are you? That is how you find out what generation you are from.
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32
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>>686587942
summerfag always first to call out summerfag

whoever smelt it dealt it
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>>686587191
same
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>>686569416
all generations are trash, cos they are all human.
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>>686589031
Man, they're so smart to do that. And you're so smart to figure it out. Who's they again?
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>>686569416
5
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>>686590195
He never said "they".
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>>686589281
Look what's marketed to the 13-20 yo on TV, the Internet and Netflix/similar services.
It's all drama, bitching, first world problems, pseudo intellectual bullshit, etc. Look at popular websites visited primarely by 13-20yo. See how people that age are so desparetly clinging to their social media that they stop caring about companies mining their data. If you're willing to give up basic human rights just to get a like for your duckface on kikebook, you're sub-human. Then look at alternative medicine and the absolute boom it had in the last 10 years, there are countries where this "medicine" is payed for by the public health care system (Germany, for example).
>Superstitious beliefs in this homeopathy hoax is no problem, but man, religious people are so stupid, right?
-Nignog, 21, studying social science

The list is endless, friend.
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>>686569416
millennials just need punched in the face a couple-a-hundred times, APIECE.
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>>686590349
How old are you?
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>>686589748
Language evolves, faggot. Millenial isn't a label for a specific generation in every context, it can as well be a label for a mindset.
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>>686590288
Nice bait. You're a fucking moron.
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>>686590349
C-calm donw, sir. :"..(
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>>686572264
I got 64 with those
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>>686590195
jewish media
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>>686590288
>is designed
Implies a designer
>to do X
implies it's designed for a specific purpose

If you can't see that he's saying "They designed it to", I don't think you should continue to voice your opinions.
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>>686572439
Old people usually collect Social Security because the government that GIVES you "free stuff" Forcibly took it from their paychecks saying they could collect it when they retire. So basically, they are collecting their own money. dumbass little shit-stain.
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>>686569416
Got a score of 87. Was born in 1970. LOL.
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93. This quiz is pretty horrible, and shows nothing.

>watching tv and getting texts makes you a millennial
>not reading a newspaper. Who the fuck reads newspapers
>not owning a landline. Haven't had one since the 90's
>mfw I'm a 30 year old conservative with no tattoos, piercings, and scored a 93 on this stupid quiz
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>>686590460
But I can argue that the way you are using the word is fucking stupid.
Generation does not equal mindset. That is fucking stupid.
How old are you?
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good or bad?
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>>686572439
They've worked 45 years (in my country), and payed into the system they now get payed by. It's not perfect, but it's the only way to do it, since people are too stupid to save their money on their own.
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>>686571234
The baby boomers didn't ruin the economy, it was the 1% that did it.
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>>686571697
No fault divorce and advances in technology created the millennials.

All of which are solely product of the generations before them.

It is what it is. suckadick.
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>>686572710
lost
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78
i'm 25, worked since i was 16, don't watch tv, don't play games often, i read books not papers, i have a cell phone, haven't received any texts, being successful is pretty important, don't give a shit if niggers marry chinks, i have contacted the government, i have social networks, fuck religion, i didn't have shit parents, i'm piercing free, i have tattoos
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>>686590663
Well, yeah.
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>>686569416
34 just escaped that shit.
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>>686569416
I'm 19 and I didn't lie in the survey, maybe because I don't live in the 1st world
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>>686591214
I also have no fucking clue what a millennial is. so i dunno if that's a good score or not
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>>686573838
kek
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93
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97, just because I don't bother paying for a land-line?
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>>686591480
Nobody with respect for his company would call someone back that doesn't own a land line. I'm not mocking you, that's life advice, friend.
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>>686572548
>...orderly workers will punch them in their sleep, piss in their iv and steal their stuff.
REALITY! Source - "The Pines" Pok NY
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>>686591214
wow you sound like a happy gentleman [sarcastic]
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>>686569416
96
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>>686569416
This quiz feels like it was written by a /pol/ who worships art of manliness with a severe special snowflake syndrome who feels like the world was a better place when fedora's were still popular

My parents are 62 and 58 respectively and if they did this quest they'd score higher then me
>scored 34 at age 26 (1989)

>did u watch an hour of tv
Who the fuck still watches TV

>did you read a daily newspaper
why the fuck would I buy a newspaper if I can read news for free online from whatever source I want to choose from?

>did you play video games?
How is this any different then oldschool board games or cards or whatever?

>do you have a landline phone?
Who the fuck wants to pay for a landline phone if you can call using your wifi with whatsapp?

>how many textmessages
Lowest options are 0 or 1-9, author confirmed foreveralone autist

>is being succesfull in a high paying career important
How is this even a question

>race matters for marriage and procreation
Individual IQ, physical abilities, disease resistance and looks are far FAR more important if you want to end up with a genetically superior human then race.

>have you contacted a government official?
For literally what purpose? politicians in my country have ignored major referendum outcomes twice in a row

>social media hurdurrr
Nevermind that people of all ages are on social media

>how important is religion?
why does this even matter? all religions except islam are perfectly able to function in a society not based around their own religion

>were your parents married or alone?
That's not even something a kid can control so I don't know what this says about a person.

>do you have a tattoo
Tattoo's are as old as prostitution.

>do you have a piercing?
see above

>only 3 political choices; conservative, moderate and liberal
DROPPED
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>>686591598
I'm very happy in person. But i'm a cunt most of the time
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Landlines? Realy?
If you have a landlines then you must love talking to robots and charity's.
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>>686576061
Slow up. Fuck yourself.
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>>686569416
I'm a Millennial and I agree.
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>>686591684
Someone give that man a cookie, he has earned it.
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>>686573895
lol liberal cuck detected
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>>686584621
faggot
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This test is bullshit. I answered like my grandparents would answer and I got a score of 83.
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Your Millennial score is 7

1. You watched more than an hour of television programming in the past 24 hours.

2. You did not read a daily newspaper in the past 24 hours.

3. You played video games in the past 24 hours.

4. You have both a landline and cell phone.

5. You sent or received no text messages on your cell phone in the past 24 hours.

6. Being successful in a high-paying career or profession is somewhat important to you personally.

7. You think people of different races marrying each other is a bad thing for society.

8. You have contacted a government official in the past 12 months.

9. You have not created your own social networking profile.

10. Living a very religious life is not important to you personally.

11. Your parents were married during most of the time you were growing up.

12. You do not have a tattoo.

13. You do not have a piercing in a place other than your earlobe.

14. You describe your political views as moderate.

k
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Got an 11.

I'm 28 years old. Answered all the questions honestly.

I'm guessing it mostly comes down to cellphones and social media. I used to use a cellphone but don't anymore, and I've never had any interest in facebook etc.

The interracial marriage thing is very bizarre. I picked the indifferent option, but apparently picking that it is "good for society" would make me more millennial. Do they really think that way? How is that any less arbitrary than thinking it's bad?
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>>686569416
21, also get
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>>686569416
96, which is absurd. The quiz is garbage.
I don't have use for a landline..not even middle aged people have them anymore. I work too much to give a fuck about a newspaper...so take my 52 hour workweek and add that to the fucking quiz because millennials would die if they had to work that much.
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>>686585622
yer being contrarian is fun.
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91 what
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> 54
What does it means now anons?
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>all of these people complaining about being a millennial
Just stop
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>>686569416
78 son
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>>686591684
You're basically proving that the quiz is legitimate with answers like "Who the fuck still watches TV". I'm guessing you're around 25.
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>>686584523
fascism doesn't work, authoritarianism does though.
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So, everyone in the Silent Generation has additional piercings? I'll never look at Grandma the same way...
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>>686592422
Millenial faggot
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Landlines are used for broadband internet in many parts of the world, such as europe.

Dynamic IP's, as fast or faster than cable.. not unusual at all to have one.
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>>686569416

I'm 78, this quiz is sort of bullshit.

> i bet they use your age to calculate anyways.
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These questions were pretty bad.
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20
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1. You did not watch more than an hour of television programming in the past 24 hours.

2. You did not read a daily newspaper in the past 24 hours.

3. You did not play video games in the past 24 hours.

4. You have only a cell phone.

5. You sent or received 1 to 9 text messages on your cell phone in the past 24 hours.

6. Being successful in a high-paying career or profession is one of the most important things to you personally.

7. You think people of different races marrying each other is a bad thing for society.

8. You have not contacted a government official in the past 12 months.

9. You have created your own social networking profile.

10. Living a very religious life is not important to you personally.

11. Your parents were married during most of the time you were growing up.

12. You do not have a tattoo.

13. You do not have a piercing in a place other than your earlobe.

14. You describe your political views as conservative.

I got an 88 for this. Satisfied with the number though. I rate it 8/8.
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>>686592836

>I'm 78.

Sure you are.
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im not joking here but i legit want authoritarianism.
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>>686570120
No bueno
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>>686569416
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54
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Age has nothing to do with this.
I personally know two people over the age of 40 that use cell phones to text a lot, play games everyday, watch zero television, have no opinion on progressive rights/ politics, have tattoos, and don't give two shits about being good at what makes them money, while spending what they make impulsively like a teenager. The whole "how millennial are you?" idea is bullshit because the 1st and most important question is "were you born after 1989?" making the answer, by definition, "yes". The whole idea of "generations" is for one group of people to offset blame for something bad on to another group of people instead of trying to fix the problem in question. Sack the fuck up and take care of your own issues cause even if you cry about it and blame "the boomers" or "the millennials" at the end of the day it's still your fucking problem.
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>>686592830
Motherfucker I grew up in the 80's skinning my knees falling off bicycles, catching poison twice a year playing outside and having one of the greatest childhoods of anyone I know, go fuck yourself you sheltered, "safe space" having, "gotta have all my friends wish me happy birthday on facebook" little faggot. You wish you amounted to half the man I am. Not only would I work circles around you but I could destroy you physically, financially and the list goes on. Get the fuck out of here. You're pathetic.
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