/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: Round II
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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: Round II
but, like.... why are IDs even gone?
Just as dead as the first one...
>Christchurch
Nothing to do on a saturday night, so sad.
>>686570828
>Dunedin
Nothing to do either, man. This is our life.
>>686571051
Dunedin reporting.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>686571322
you need to check yourself into a mental health ward
>>686568511
>Christchurch
How are we tonight fam
Chanui reporting in.
>>686571280
Have you got anything to do?
>>686571611
That cunt fucks me right off.
>>686571751
fuck not a hell of alot. youtube pretty much. urself bro?
>>686571873
Sweet fuck all. This thread, that's about it.
Steve irwin reporting in
>>686572032
will have to try make it interesting. same fags everynight though i think shit doesnt change
>>686572121
oh bro ur a dik!
palmy reporting in
sleep deprived and wanting to die
>>686572219
have some hot milk go to sleep, youll be zoned out as fuck
>>686572181
>same fags everynight
Me included. Don't get up to much in this town.
>>686572219
>sheep deprived
ftfy
Chch reporting in. Fucking cold as nips tonight. Wassup fam?
>>686572342
coffee has hot milk in it
>>686571280
Nudes when?
>>686572463
so many fuckers dont know about this 4chan shit i only found out about it on new years.
>>686572612
what up bruv? cold as fuck down here in dunners!
>>686572653
nudes what?
>>686572618
that will just keep yee up?!
>>686572783
Nudes of her bro
bruzy couzy
>>686572903
u know her? shes a bitch lol. no nudes
>>686573027
Aw lame
>>686573116
theres just shit like i posted on her instagram
>>686572783
Just been out to dinner. Was alright. A bit unimpressed tbqhfamalam
>>686573233
sounds good. is manny st still a thing?
>>686572648
>>686572762
>>686572908
>>686573163
>>686573241
this cunt.
>>686573310
Manny is still a thing.. we recently had one burnt outa rakaia ways
>>686573499
Manchester street is what im on about ??
im lost haha
>>686573664
Yeah.. and im retorting with prostitutes being burnt..
>>686573720
thought so just wanted to make sure fuck thats savage shit
>>686573776
>Not original chch anon
Yeah its pretty nuts.. But ya know.. they dont legally allow pimps so this shit happens
>>686573791
sorry dopy aussie here
>>686573864
crazy shit alright.
aussie people coming on nz threads and think they're funny but they're gay cunts
South Canterbury reporting in
>>686574008
Yeah i think the latest one was 22...
Im surprised they dont still use the avon.. must have run outa carpets.
>>686574052
fuckin stoner. whats good u on that kush tonight
It's Saturday. What are you drinking to celebrate or drown your sorrows?
>>686574097
me and fam drove down thereafter dinner one night and shit it was packed. never seen anything like it
>>686574201
im not a drinker. 4chan drunk would be funny though
>>686574104
Fuck all, cold, wet shitty night
>>686574235
It used to be really busy but then laws changed and harrassment etc..
I dont think they hang around the aves corner anymore since laps=crushed car..
They either closer to CBD or other end..
>>686574358
ya dont wanna polish off this with me do ya?
>>686574518
I'd give a good nudge
>>686574373
>>686574373
shit musta been hard when the earhquake hit, stupid thing to say cos everything musta been hard round that time for chch peeps.
are they any hot or just trashy??!
>>686574612
you top lad
>>686574658
Yeah the quakes kinda fucked everything up...
People are still having issues getting paidout and repairs etc.. Roads and stuff are still all fucked in most places
There were a few good ones back in the day.. only used to rock around after work ( When i done night shifts ( 5am finish )) I cant comment on the standards these days
>>686574780
Chur bro!
>>686574830
well i wish all you good people nothing but the best !
hahaha true that. yeah fair enough dude
>>686574913
chur the bro. had some spots the other day
>>686575505
Moar
if anyones wants to score in aucks hit me up on 0212521006. can maybe drop off
>>686575550
hows about one of you leechers post hot chicks and i will too.
>>686575569
>0212521006
Thanks for a contact number..
Hope you like early morning confirmation calls..
>>686575634
>Leecher
I post every night.
>>686575666
trips dont lie. mind u its probably his drug phone man, u warned him lol wack it on silent my g
>>686575754
how am i supposed to know that?
I got way better shit call me 0800 555 111
>>686575968
hahahaha crime stoppers i was about to give them a bell till i realized it was the pigs
>>686575842
MOTHERFUCKER I USED TO POST KOREAN GIRLS IN THESE THREADS EVERY NIGHT
YOURE IN MY THREAD NOW
>>686575754
post your shit then and our man can post moar
>>686576167
bro fuk up ur a bundy
>>686576167
this is my thread u ugly ma fuka
went and picked a shitload of shrooms today. tis the season lads
>>686576167
>implying you're IDbro
>>686576167
>Christchurch
Looking for shrooms...
Hookups?
>>686576167
Stop pretending to be idbro
Yall cunts ducked. It's Saturday and you aren't even drinking.
We out chea dagumi style
>>686576281
damn bro. tripping ah thats dirty hahaha
>>686576320
cunt has mental problems
>>686576346
need this.
>>686576167
fill that out ya gook
Dubs and I stop drinking
>>686576386
just look in wood chip, public parks and council areas are best.
>>686576490
stop drinking
>>686576452
DAGUMI TAKE THE WHEEL
>>686576581
Council areas get sprayed...
>>686576167
>How to get guaranteed replies
>Make people think your IDbro
>>686576452
white trash wanna be nigga or a nigga
>>686576673
who would wanna eat that shit anyway. get real good ones if u gonna do it i reckon,
>>686576686
damn true. cunts autistic
>>686576710
You what cunt. Do you even know who I am
>>686576832
nah i couldnt give a fuck who you are
>>686576320
There's been atleast 3 constant IDbro impostors in the tinychat over the past year.
>>686576821
I need to do non detectables...
Lose my job otherwise
>>686576619
Jesus take the wwheel.let me channel Paul walker
>>686576922
tru tru my dude. dubs dont lie now that punks gotta stop drinking
>>686576490
there u go as above ur dubs
I will give $5 to the first person who can guess who I am without hints.
>>686577096
some ugly cunt who wants attention
>>686576673
depends where you're looking man.
edges of obvious gardens and shit, yeah. behind fences near motorways and train tracks, nah
>>686577096
IDbro impostor
post your hotties
>>686577096
Fake IDbro
>>686577146
Correct. Post your bank account number and mothers maiden name and I will give you money.
>>686577318
my visa 4532946458806265
mothers maiden name is Hamilton
>>686577208
Its been raining all week in chch
ill go for a hunt tomorow and see what i can find. Will report in tomorow night
>>686571280
trips and ill post this bitches nudes for you fgts
>>686577702
Checkem
>>686577746
Reroll
>>686577439
Oh if it's going to a credit card I need the 3 digit code on the back
>>686577702
roll
>>686577932
reroll again
>tfw Wellingtoners are only cancerous in the liberal/hipster ways, so whoever I end up flatting with is probably going to be boring and possibly abrasive
>>686577858
im just fuckin wit u bro i got it off google .i bet ur a handsome young man anyway hahaha
>>686577746
>>686577787
>>686577932
>>686577994
my ex is a bitch
>>686578412
bump for nudes
>>686578174
Come flat with me in Auckland. Only $500 a week + Power + Net + Water. 2m x 3m room. Right next to the train station.
Only catch is, you have to share it with 2 indian families.
>>686577702
Rolling bb
>>686577702
This was on her fb
>>686577702
If trips you not only post nudes but you live stream your suicide by hanging.
>>686578526
>>686578692
shes ugly and weird swear she used to be so much hotter
>>686578729
this cunt joking about suicide. ur a fucking bell end
>>686578750
Why is she a bitch? Did she cheat on you or something or did she just realise you were a loser and she left you?
>>686577702
Come on trips
>>686578750
she's weird but like a good weird
>>686578877
shes just a bitch in general. yup just like how ur a loser
>>686578894
luck
>>686578911
yeah true id stiill fuck the shit outta her. shes a horny bitch
>>686578805
You don't belong here.
>>686578971
still want those nudes so trips check em
>>686578989
honestly man its nz. u probably browse other threads cos ur a fuckd cunt. go play ur silly games on ur rekt threads
>>686578971
So really she's not a bitch and you're just being a weepy faggot? Man the fuck up. Quit whining.
Is Miss Alice more famous than IDbro?
>>686578805
Neck yourself
>>686579056
20 questions over here why dont u go see her and find out for urself u wee maggot
>>686579067
its his little sister
>>686579099
Sure thing. What's her number?
>>686579067
go to bed miss alice....
>>686579084
go fuck ur self u fat prick
Queenstown reporting. Swear I'm the only guy from QT that gets on here
>>686579271
luges are fun as fuck
>>686579289
>>686579319
checked
>>686579067
Literally only just found out who Ms Alice was today
>>686579159
kek
>>686579334
Hardout. Im looking forward to getting up the mountains
>>686579502
yeah i bet dude that'd be sick
>>686579384
I have seen her a few times in town. I said to her once "Hey nice videos" and she glassed me with a bottle of v.
If you want more stories of made up shit, please ask. I have tons.
>>686579579
hahahaha bro, tell me about that time u went to her moms for tea/.?
Who is Ms Alice?
>>686579916
its not even her name these people are nobs
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>686579997
sup nigga who u wannasee?
>>686579755
When I got there her mum gave me a bowl of eggs and said I have to eat them. When I came to I was tied to an altar and being sacrificed to demons. The eggs were pretty decent though.
>>686580218
Fucken just want some new Dunedin nudes my bro
dunedin nudes trade
[email protected]
TRADE not give away
>>686580355
ill sort u out my g! hold up
>>686580480
My man
>>686568511
Aussie here, just wondering why is it a NZ thing to have your user names on steam or games as (namehere)NZ or something along those lines. Is it a secret government conspiracy or are all of you like vegans where everyone has to know you're a kiwi?
>>686580575
Because like you our internet is shitty and playing with other kiwis gives us better ping.
>>686580778
thanks man
So why aren't you killing yourself this evening, anon?
>>686577702
Post it /b/ro
>>686581011
Because my son needs a father.
>>686581130
Pretty good reason. Carry on.
>>686580778
kek
>>686581130
wow. a /b/tard for a father. that's a recipe for success. WTF are you actually thinking? get off /b/ and read him a fucking book or something before we get another green party voter transgender communist.
Any you cuts in Wellington town?
anyone here go to AUT? more specifically do you do something in the science block?
>>686581463
Going to find a flat there soon since we just sold the family home to foreign investors!
>>686581421
Meh. He was born before I started browsing 4chan. I only came here once my speech was being moderated, censored and removed on other sites.
>>686581668
No one online cares what you have to say. But in the real world a boy needs a masculine assertive father figure. Not whatever the fuck you are. you'd better get your shit together quickly. Stop being a faggot.
Any you cunts wanna rock in Wellington town tonight hit me up.
>>686581801
Protip: You don't know shit about what I am.
For starters, you think my kid is up at 11pm and that I don't read to him.
>>686581801
Like spending 10 minutes fucking around on any particular website means you're not spending enough time with your kids? Fuck off.
I just read my daughter a bedtime story. That gives me plenty of time to call you a cunt and watch a movie before fucking my wife into a retarded.
>>686582098
dont let that cunt wind u up bro, i bet ur a good dad.
>>686582174
>>686582176
You guys fap to traps and you know it
>>686582327
You can fap to a trap and still be a good pap.
>>686582327
Only Bailey Jay because she's the spitting image of an ex, only with a penis.
>>686582705
Tottaly looks like a teacher I know, maybe the same chick?
Reporting In.
Fuck i forgot these existed for a minute there.
What's everyone drinking tonight?
Also thoughts on the 2016 budget?
>>686582705
Got any pics of your ex bro?
Flick me a message [email protected]
>>686583574
Nope. She wasn't a teacher, she was a writer.
>>686583903
Why would I email you? See >>686583920
>>686583598 This ad kek
E hine hooking my mum
G'night, kiwis.
"bump" of sorts
>>686583920
>spitting image
the fuck you on about
How are you supposed to find cool flatmates or flatmates with benefits?
It'd be fun to have mutual hobbies with flatmates as opposed to flatting with randoms.
>>686582705
hahahahhaaha holy fuck. one excexption
>>686586350
Angles. I have shots that show it better but she's nude and I don't share.
>>686587147
>>686587285
>>686587809
there most def is a resemblance
