Why dont you skate /b/?
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Why dont you skate /b/?
>>686533847
Better question
>Why would anyone skate?
Kill yourself degenerate
God damn kids
>>686533847
I like my bones where they are in relation to the rest of my body
I do. 25 years. Love park represent and RIP
Because I'm no longer 12.
>>686534434
op here
you must be a fat fuck
>>686534980
you too
>>686533847
Is that the same set Ali Boulala ripped his asshole on years ago?
>>686535021
Autismo response
>>686535489
fat fuck response
>>686535437
yea it is, Jaws landed it not too long ago
>>686533847
cuz skate actually means ride rollerblades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWzz7uYEpqM
>>686535437
>Click here
ye
>>686533847
Too old. Still watch and love it though.
Was a skater first during the Natas Era, and later, during the glorious underground times of H-Street and World Industries.
Yes, I am old AF
>>686533847
Because I'm heterosexual
>>686533847
Because im not a male teenager that frequently uses nigger emojis
Oh shit an actual skate thread. My time to shine.
I don't skate but I love it.
>>686533847
I'm not 13 anymore.
>>686536230
My guess is you also love penis in your mouth and/or butthole
>>686535892
>>686536336
>>686534980
yes, instead you are now faggots
>>686536412
24/7 breh
>>686534434
ended up buying 2 pairs of shoes a month
>>686534434
>>686534629
>>686534980
>>686535892
>>686536053
>>686536336
>>686536614
fuck that makes sense actually, good reason.
>>686536784
>>686536557
>>686536230
whens the last time you saw a skateboarding thread?
Skateboarding is for fucking little idiots. Skateboarders can, quite frankly, go fuck themselves. I've never seen a skateboarder ever, in the streets, in the entire world try and do something and not fall off. What the fuck is that all about?
>>686536942
besides the ones ive taken over. its been a while.
>>686536964
>fat fuck
>>686536964
>quite frankly
oh boy, look at this guy.
>>686537128
This gif is actually fuckin pathetic, be honest
nah the gif is great, the kid sucks.
>>686534434
neckbeard is upset
>>686536964
calm down a bit there noel gallagher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHuzMU51oHo
>>686533847
Because nothing else makes me happy
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cause i bmx (and suck at it)
>>686533847
I have a job
>>686536964
>>686538067
got me on the bait
Afraid I'll hurt myself
Started like three weeks ago
>>686533847
too tired after working, reading, studying, working out, cooking and eating 5 meals, talking to family and friends to maintain relationships, making time for girlfriend.
It takes so much of my time and energy to be the person I want to be and I have no time for this shit.
>>686538261
I used to bmx then I swapped, skating is much better
>>686537820
Never understood how people fucking do this. I land primo, eat total shit, done skating for the week.
>>686538624
makes sense m8, you seem like a well rounded individual tho
Skateboarding is for fags. Real men rollerblade.
>>686536230
Nice, Jeremy Wray! 411vm Chaos!
>>686538890
swag is for boys class is for men
I didn't skate for ages because I hate skate parks, so many scummy Cunts
>>686533847
Too uncoordinated and clumsy. I like animals and keeping pets more as a hobby, and shooting at the range.
>>686536942
It's just, well, normally, the skaters (those interested in such) are out skating...
However /b is a place where lonely, degenerates; angry at the world, spout bullshit and insult eachother's badly drawn imaginary lover as they sit alone in tear and cum-stained tissues
>>686539382
/b/ is more diverse than we think I reckon
>>686538890
>men
>rollerblade
Vagina between legs confirm
>>686539382
>Using cum tissues
I cum on my chest and wash it off in the shower. Like a fucking man.
>>686535602
fruiter booter faggot
>>686538948
dope.
>>686538890
Inline fags go home.
>>686538669
coukld you elaborate? im just starting on bmx and sucking at it, so swaping is an option
>>686538890
hahaha what a faggot
>>686533847
because im not 14 anymore
>>686533847
I could stand to watch some flatlanders like mullen, but it was akin to my interest of street magic, it's just neat to watch.
There's only so much shit people can do on a board with wheels before it's all been done. I feel their must be subtle aspects of amazing runs I can't see because I just don't care, I don't care for traditional sports either.
I was a musician as a kid, I played in a metal band in highschool, I couldn't do more than ollie up onto shit and ride the thing, and that's only because my friends would hang out at the park. Now it's all kids in skinny jeans...it was jncos at my age (not to puffed out the fuck kind, but the normalish looking kind with shit on the pockets.)
One thing skate culture has given me is shoes that last for fucking ever, I have a pair of b/w elements from almost a decade ago.
Here she is. Started when i was 7, stopped at 10. Its been years, but i started again. I don't have a pic of it put together but i must say its awesome.
>>686540523
join the club of other fat fucks that said the same thing
>>686534980
>>686536336
>>686540750
have fun learning anon, probably one of the most rewarding feelings learning new tricks
All these butthurts mad becuase they were trash at skating.
>>686536784
is that tony manfre? aka my neighbor
Broken leg
>>686538744
Just sell your soul to rodney mullen brah.
>>686536557
filename =/= grab
>>686538294
so do I, and a board, and an ex...
because i'm not 14
i ride a road bike like a normal adult
>>686538387
I was a bitch at one point too
>>686534985
KILL YOURSELF OP
>>686539624
i cum in my own mouth and swallow it. like a fucking man.
>>686538624
>not going to above and beyond
>>686533847
I don't know how to
>can't ride
>good boards $200+
>I'm a faggot
>>686533847
Because i'm not a fucking faggot poofter.
>>686543817
>good boards $200+
A cucked faggot noless
>>686533847
Because I'm old enough to post on 4chan.
>>686544166
Get back to your homework little Timmy
I dont skate because im 6'8'' tall and weigh 285 lbs. i would crush any deck that i touched
>>686533847
Because i grow up, went to school then got a job.
>>686540750
nostalgia'd
>be 22
>started sk8n at 20
For me it's about the mental/physical discipline you achieve.
>>686534961
>tfw you will never skate Love Park even if you could still do anything worth a shit on a skateboard
>>686543353
>like a normal adult
You mean like a normie
>>686537128
shit was CLEAN
>>686545040
This exactly.
I'm actually still recovering from skating, broke my collar bone a month ago trying to fakie shove a gap
>>686545545
Truth
>>686533847
I'm all about that aggressive inline.
>>686546171
front shuv?
>>686533847
I live in alaska. but i can ollie on the carpet
>>686539683
Shit is so fun. I rode a shred sled for 12 years and just got bored (no pun intended) bought some fruit boots and fell in love. Hi I'm 25
People saying skating is for kids are the same people playing video games.
I don't skate anymore because they stopped making these.
>>686546808
Skate the park from thps3 duh
>>686547057
I touched apop once when he skated by at a demo at 3rd lair. Baddass/dumbass tour I reckon
>>686547057
same
>>686538417
Stickers on your fucking board. Triggereddddddddddd
>>686547259
I bet he carries his shit... by the trucks
>>686538261
I do too. What you ride nigga? If you say anything other than Cult, i'm gonna hurt you.
>>686547323
Mall grabber
>>686547057
My deck
>>686547397
POST BIG HARD DECKS MMMMM OH YEAHHH I'M NAAAAASTYYY
>>686540344
dont switch, biking is much more impressive once you get good and it can actually take you long distances
>>686547323
>>686547380
easier to hit you with :)
cause i prefer to ride my fixie rather than jumping around and getting kicked out of places
>>686547323
>>686547380
easier to hit plebs with :)
>>686547557
Pussy underage bitch. Go to bed
>>686547585
thats the gayest gif ive ever seen
Used to skate with friends a long time ago. Friends moved away, got a new job which took me to CA. Lost the will to skate since i had no one to chill with. Barely have the time to skate too. Too much shit to worry about. I miss those days.
>>686547613
I said go to bed I'm gonna fuck your mom now
>>686533847
I have incredibly bad balance when i try and ride a skateboard. i've always wanted to learn, but sadly i have no time or teacher
>>686538977
>fb shit post
>>686533847
It's too violent, if you know what I mean. I enjoy going to skate parks and dropping in and that. But I would always prefer to go for a cruise on a longboard. Accompany it with pot, chill music, and good friends, and you got yourself a good time. To each their own, and I respect the expression :)
>>686533847
I'm not a kid anymore.
>>686547718
Nobody has every skated cali so it's ok
>>686547787
Glitterfont everwhere
>>686547752
She already fucked her co-worker an hour ago
What is your best trick on Flat/Ledge/Handrail?
>>686547824
Lol. How can you read that to yourself without feeling like a little bitch
>>686547906
Keep me posted
>>686547945
Soul
>>686533847
Coz I have a job.
Coz I have a car
Coz I have a girlfriend
Coz I'm not a tweenage dirtbag baby
Seriously every time I pass one of the long haired yahoos skating and they have a beard I just feel sorry for their parents.
>>686533847
biking >>>>>>>>>>skating
Prove me wrong fgt
>Protip: literally impossible
>>686548059
What a bunch of gay ass excuses wow
>>686547824
Sounds like something an undercover kid would say..
>>686547679
save the jpgs then and post gifs
>>686548108
Biking is for cyclist scum get out of the street nigger
>>686533847
Because i had cataracts at age 7 and i have to wear big fucking glasses until i get enough money to get more sugery.
>>686548108
Because I ride BMX
>>686547994
>>686548059
>>686547824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOiyKL3qG0
start at 9:47
>>686548319
good answer
I thought skating was for edgy faggots until I got onto a board and realised that it actually requires some skill
>>686548059
You're a normie faggot basically lol
>>686533847
I do, pic related
>>686548108
skating sucks, you get rekt with the tiniest rock
>>686548319
Fair, those dudes at my park are fuckin cool. They know a shit ton about engineering and cars
>>686548481
Ayy sick guy
>>686547946
because I am no longer a child.
Honestly been debating it, was thinking if getting a long board as a means of getting around. I am getting a motorcycle in the fall though a maybe a car.
>>686548481
Photoshop
>>686548616
Here's another fat nollie
Any filmers here?
>>686548378
tl:dw
>>686548454
well, they are skilled, edgy faggots...
>>686533847
was just watching this! jaws is a beast
>>686548656
No you dumbfuck this is legit
i bmx but skate every now and again, pic me
>>686548617
Yea, you're a fat fuck normie instead
I do but I suck ass at it. I have a few old school mid 80s boards a Variflex and a Santa Cruz Everslick. Mostly ride BMX, my 1998 Haro Zippo on my ghetto as fuck driveway ramp
>>686533847
I do just not often weather sucks most of the year
>>686548885
skatings way easier tho
Dumping more
I'd love to start. Always like watching skate vids on jewtewb. Any good decks I should start with ?
>>686549061
fucking awesome, baker, real, 5 boro
>>686533847
messed up my ankle 3 times. on the third time i decided i was done.
>>686534434
Spoken like you're the cop in this gif
>>686549244
What about truks and all that other snaz?
>>686549433
Have any videos anon?
but i do skate...
>gif related, me
>also, inb4 casper/hospital flip debate
>its a hospital flip
>>686537128
>quite frankly
>>686549505
Unfortunately nope but came across a filmer lately who took my number to go film so i might get footage this summer i guess
>>686549061
well depends any name brand deck will do but I just buy blanks from cleves now got cheap grip (grizzly)
blank wheels from cleves, reds bearings . and thunder or destructo make good trucks all depends on feeling and preferencereally but yeah just simple easy put together worked for me and have been riding for years
>>686549547
Wow, how fucking gay.
I don't skate because I'm not manchild. There's nothing less attractive than an adult man riding around on a skateboard. No wonder you're all single.
I tried to learn a couple months ago, fell and fucked my ankle up really bad. Havent tried to learn since. I really should start up again.
>>686534985
kek , op 1 idiot 0
>>686549869
You're projecting yourself way too much buddy. Im sorry you're sad, maybe skateboarding will help you lose some weight and become happy
>>686550078
^this
>>686549061
whatever feels nicer to you. I would go to your local shop and ask to stand on the boards to get a feel for what feels nice.
Go for:
>venture
>bones red bearings
>55mm wheels (the bigger the wheel the easier to learn on) later switch to a 52mm wheel, personally i stick with spitfire classics wheels
>get normal black grip tape, brand doesnt matter so much.
>deck, I would vouch for toy machine.
>>686533847
cuz im kinda fat
Bmx master race here
Fuk i feel like skating now but its dark and theres no skateparks with lights in my area
>>686533847
Because cycling is faster, is better for your health, can go on a wider variety of terrains and leads to less muscular imbalances.
Oh and when you are seen cycling no one thinks "Is that a grown man on a skateboard?"
>>686533847
i did skate, for 30 years. im 43 now. my knees feel it. i took up road bikes instead. happy trails....
>>686550647
>better for your health
Citation needed.
They're both cardio, are you retarded?
>>686550395
plastic seat lol
>>686550612
That fixed cog is killing my boner
>real road bike master race reporting
>>686548758
>being this socially conditioned
The average attention span of most humans for helpful material is pathetic
>>686549547
Casper
>>686550811
There are several studies citing the health benefits of cycling.
I don't care to find any for you because logic should be enough to convince anyone with a three digit iq.
Cycling is low impact, involves perpetual motion that is equal on both sides of the body and engages a larger muscle group than skateboarding.
Skateboarding is often lopsided in its muscle recruitment, recruits smaller muscles and generally involves more impact (and therefore more joint and ligament damage). By impact I am not assuming the person is falling off the board, I am assuming they perfectly execute every trick and jump they ever try.
>>686549869
HA, bitch
>>686550913
Is there some kind of stigma toward plastic seats?
It's not comfortable but who cares you shouldn't be sitting down anyway
>>686550612
she's not showing her feminine penis
>>686551566
Makes sense , you're not retarded i take that back.
I lost my legs 4 years ago.
>>686548308
That is beautiful piece of machinery, friend.
>>686551724
I don't mind them I think they actually look better. But if you ride a bit of a distance like I do so you have to sit down on a plastic seat prepare your anus
>>686533847
skateboarding is fucking stupid,
sources i skate every day
>>686551566
depends on what kind of cycling.BMX and mountain biking are probably just as bad. Makes sense that road riding is easier on the body though
>>686535437
Aaron did it and tried to comp him, couldn't get enough speed so had to drop in and also to scared to stick it so he went for a melon I believe, still impressive as fuck None the less but he's to overrated
>>686533847
Because I have a job.
>>686536614
I'm broke as fuck but that's not stopping me, I'd rather be in debt than stop doing shit that makes me happy
>>686533847
Lmfao... skatefags. When you want an MX'r but all your dad can afford is one old roller skate and a plank.
Because I'm 28.
I used to skate from like 10-18. I don't miss it. The type of people who gravitate toward it are total fucking degenerates. Honestly I'm embarrassed I was ever one of them and I wish I'd spent that time doing something more productive.
>>686541762
That's the gonz man.
>>686550354
Favourite thing I ever skated was joe Gavin landscape
>pops perfect
>strong as fuck
>>686533847
Because I'm not 13 years old
>>686534985
its been the second time this year you've made that exact same strawman
>>686552742
o i am laffin
>>686547325
Redline, hutch and GT... old bmx fag here. Way old.
Current setup
>mob grip
>real 8.06 full shape
>Indy hollows reynolds
>bones stf 54mm
>bones super redz bearings
>shorty's 7/8ths silverados
Starting skating at 15, now 23.
Started skating because I ended up relocating to a small town in eigth grade and after 2 years I got sick of organized sports bullshit. At 17 I ended up back in the city and blended in perfectly and met a great group of friends I still continue to skate with. It's about brotherhood guys. That's all
>>686554086
oh shit still got any old bikes? i'm not that old but I prefer the old school shit. Working on an '86 Mongoose FS1 at the moment
lmao all these dudes talking shit on skateboarding. Like we are the trendyest shit out right now. We don't try to bite peoples style and shit but everyone nowadays wants to dress and talk like us. we the popular ones now bitches without even trying. Ya'll just mad cuz skateboarding is harder than ya thought, we ain't just passin' a ball around fuckers.
>>686533847
because i dont want to die
>>686554086
my '89 Haro Master before I traded it off, I miss that thing
I am better at grinds and shit than old school ramp tricks so I needed a slightly newer bike that could take more of a beating though
>>686554071
That's what I'm talking about right there. Had a CR 500 for a minute when I was a 16, fuck that shit was fast.
>>686539382
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIN
>>686543715
i cum in my bum then shit it out like a man
>>686533847
I have a soul
>>686554338
That mongoose will be the shit when you're done. I loved those bikes just never got one. Never kept my old stuff. Got into MX, then Pro Ralley then got fukn rekt and that was that. The most extreme shit I do now is cruze /b. Lots of great memories though.
>>686533847
I've been thinking about getting back into it for a while now. Reasons I am not is.
I'm in the north of Scotland it's always fucking wet here, and I'm 27 now and would most likely kill myself if it tried to do anything that involved more than two stairs, and I'd be shit and that would just frustrate me.
But I loved skating, and I just don't want to drop £300 + on a set up I'll never use
>>686555221
Nice man
I started off on a JR 50 when I was 3
went to racing on a KTM 50 when I was 7
to a KTM 65
to a CR85
to an RM 85
to a KTM 85
to an RM 125
to that CRF250
>>686555749
bmx -> mx -> rally -> rekt
are you the ghost of dave mirra
>>686548722
do you see how everyone in this pic looks like a kid?
>>686549869
i can taste the projection
>>686556322
What incredibly manly and respectable hobby do you do?
Growing up there were jocks and skaters
You don't seem like a jock, and you say you aren't a skater, so you must have been that faggot in the corner playing with trading cards
>>686533847
but i do =[
>>686533847
because i am a productive member of the society
>>686547774
>teacher
>>686556681
tell my your asl first
>>686534985
>Implying you have to be in shape to skateboard
It's all footwork you fucking idiot.
Obviously OP doesn't even skate.
>>686533847
I used to. Now I don't have time because I'm an engineer. :(
