ALL-RIGHT MY /B/ROTHERS Let's do a Schizophrenia test a
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ALL-RIGHT MY /B/ROTHERS
Let's do a Schizophrenia test
and compare results
http://psymed.info/schizophrenia-test
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>>686528139
>http://psymed.info/schizophrenia-test
Haha some questions man: "I can hear other's people mind" All the time dude
I scored 31 on my test. See you guys in the mad house.
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>>686529399
I got a 41
I'm normal though this test is bullshit
>>686528139
OP is a fagg.
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"(...) suffering from severe schizophrenia".
alright...
>>686528139
"I feel that my thoughts are taken out of my mind"
What does this mean?
>>686528139
>>686530206
lol its ask if u want to share to facebook kek.
I got 12.....is that good?
>>686530424
read the bottom after the number u potato.
22 am i alright doctor?
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I got a 63. I don't even hallucinate, I just get absorbed in my thoughts.
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>edgy as fuck
>>686530548
Thanks for helpin' a potato out.
78... i thought so! that was the exact number my knife told me before i started this test!
>>686531078
10/10
>>686530424
>>686528139
5
>>686531078
your knife tells me secrets in the dark
would you like me to tell you some of them?
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i am suffering from schizophrenia
>>686531073
ur welcome.
>>686530906
same here this is putting me on edge though
50 cause im a shiz phag
>>686528139
>I can predict the future
Well...not in a psychic paranormal sense. But if anyone pays attention to their surroundings, knows their history, and is reasonably intelligent they should be able to make a good prediction of things that might unfold. Does that make them schizophrenic?
how can the brain absorb itself?
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>>686532074
>prediction of things that might unfold
Trump or Clinton will be POTUS
>I can predict the future
I'm not schizo, but the one about nothing seeming real hit close. I constantly feel like I'm dreaming and that things don't matter/aren't real, or like everything is far away. What the fucks wrong with me /b/?
I got 15 and it says I'm probably suffering from schizophrenia. I guess by this meter everyone is a schitzoid.
Scored a 2 on scitzo. And 21 on depression cuz I'm a sad panda
>>686528139
I got a 26 but that's kinda weird because I actually have diagnosed schizophrenia.
i got 19
>>686528139
21 out of ?
I'm having an existential crisis, so I guess that somehow gives me schizophrenia? Also, I'm legit diagnosed with ptsd, IED and major depression, pretty sure my doctor would catch if I had schizo
>>686528139
64, says I should go to the hospital. Screw that, I'm not letting those doctors plot against me and run tests on me.
>>686532694
kek
>>686532694
"diagnosed"
>>686532735
>>>>/pol/ will welcome you
>>686528139
This "test" is retarded because you should already be worrying about mentao priblems if you andwred yes ti more than 3 questions.
I definitely feel like I'm a sort of crazy.
Things really bother me and give me an emotion there isn't a name for. It's somewhere between extreme frustration, rage, and shame. Also, things stick to me. You know how some times things bug a person but they eventually just forget? I can remember what was bothering me 15 years ago. 20 years ago. Nothing rolls off me, even if I can rationalize that it's really no biggie and I should just be cool. That emotion takes over and the feeling just sticks to me.
>>686531454
nah im just joking, i dont own a knife! Just a gas can and a ighter
>>686532735
kek
>>686532871
never burn bridges with your knife, it might stab you in the back
>>686532795
Did I spell it wrong, why did you quote it
Service now down...
>>686532814
It's total anarchy there, the rules say no racism outside of /b
>>686533012
no reason, go to sleep
>>686532994
Silly anon whos to say it didnt already stab me?
>score is sixteen
>you are probably suffering from schizophrenia
>for saying I'm absorbed in my thoughts
Really nigga?
>>686533226
if it did I would know, wouldn't I?
>>686528139
i have diagnosed schizophrenia, no need to take tests
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>>686533168
Okay goodnight
>>686533298
Right? I put that too and it gave me a higher score.
>ITT if you're not a drone, you're crazy and need pillz
>>686533349
Just because you have diagnosed people with schizophrenia doesn't mean you don't have it
>>686533329
My knife could be lying to you... i hide the wounds pretty well
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>>686533666
satanic trips, chek'em
i meant i have schizophrenia bro, i'm not a doc
>>686533706
it does lie, but I see through the lies for the true meaning behind your knife
I know
44. Im not so bad
I scored 66
>>686528139
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y'all niggas crazy
>>686533298
I got 15 for saying my thoughts/feeling sometimes influence my actions like what the fuck. I also sometimes want to find a meaning in life, I've yet to find one but still.
This test is pretty shit
>>686530228
You knew, before I stole it from you.
>>686532323
You're most likely tired of yourself without realizing it. Or maybe you realize it and don't do anything about it. Though i could say this to just about anyone and be right..
>>686534654
>impregnating my tinfoil skullcap
naw m8, this brain is mine
Well...
>>686534452
I put that too. I also put that external factors sometimes influence my thoughts and actions. How does that indicate schizophrenia? Literally every living thing's thoughts and actions are influenced by external factors.
>>686528139
I scored 11
>>686528139
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>>686534452
you're not allowed to think, stop that shit, you're not good at it
is the sound of madness really just a mediocre song or a real thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-lF0eF4XP8
>>686532074
no that makes them autistic
I was diagnosed anyways so.
31. i'm "suffering from schizophrenia" lol
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and if you're curious here's a sociopath one
http://psymed.info/sociopath-test
>>686535210
kek
>>686535348
85 btw
I think most doctors would be looking for extremely disorganized thoughts and speech, visual and auditory hallucinations and extreme withdrawal from every day life. Answering 16 questions doesn't prove anything
>>686528139
I don't need no test I already got the doctor's note
i scored 16
compared to these psychos here i feel like a normie
>>686528139
70 here,
but these questions aren't accurate.
The fact that you are aware of outlying effects on your actions, thoughts and emotions shouldn't imply you are ill.
In fact, you are more knowledgeable than the average person.
People don't really have free will. It's a lie they tell themselves. But you only realize it when you think and question what is real and what you were just told.
The person who made this test obviously isn't that intelligent.
>71
see you niggers in hell
>>686529399
hey I got 31 too
>>686535949
>People don't really have free will. It's a lie they tell themselves
So two countries, two armies are fighting, killing each other... this is all predetermined?
>no free will?
naive
everyone is getting 31 this is bs
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BUT HOW CAN THAT BE WHEN I'M POSTING IN AIRPLANE MODE?!
>>686536340
Naive is believing in free will
>>686536340
Actually, yes it is.
You as a human are trying in all scenarios to do what is best in that scenario, which is based on your past experiences, and the reasoning you have gained.
Of course, there's always the possibility that you are mentally ill and can't make rational decisions.
Think of it this way. You have teachers and parents to thank for your vocabulary and understanding of the English language.
Like that, everything you know, and have done up to this point is granted to you.
You can call me naive all you want. That just means when you finally get it, you'll feel stupid.
>>686535348
kek >confidentiality agreements
>>686536691
please. you have the will to do whatever you wish whoever told you otherwise brain washed you, son.
and yes I feel comfortable calling you son because you're clearly an adolescent.
>>686532323
same happens to me anon i think its from my constant stress and anxiety and my body is simply protecting its self you not a schizo every thing passes with time anon trust me if i can make it through so can you :)
>>686536838
You always have a choice, nothing is ever forced. This is simpleton creationism theory you're believing, people.
>>686536838
>rape happens
>murder happens
No, I won't standby with your retardation, anon. This stuff does not JUST happen.
>>686536890
The overwhelming majority of the scientific community believes the universe is deterministic
>>686537387
You're using words that you don't understand the meaning of, anon.
>>686537094
Hah. Okay, sec. Let me get something straight here.
It's not "God" or "Man"
Even if God doesn't exist, that doesn't mean you have any more power over yourself.
No. You are bound by an overarching pattern that existed long before you.
Cold, uncaring, and overpowering.
You never have a choice, because reason wins out.
You will choose something over another, because of something outside of your control.
>>686537094
VS nothing exploding into everything.
>>686528139
i got 37, I guess I'm a tard then
>>686537305
No one commits a crime they can't justify. So why can one person justify something another cannot?
How they were raised, and the environment they grew up in.
LAST TWO DIGITS IS YOUR SCORE NOW
O SHIT WADDUP NIGGERS
>>686537470
All the atoms we are made up of behave in a deterministic manner but when we put them all together they can make choices!
>>686537499
>i rape because i am bound by an """"overaching"""" pattern that existed long before I did
this is how retarded you sound, this is why no one takes you seriously when you start talking about lack of free will, it shows how young and naive you are
>brainwashed by a couple cheeky clickbaiting youtube videos
enjoy your predetermined NEET life, fellas
>>686537595
on autism one though
>>686536548
DAE Regularly change OKCupid answers to extremes to match up better with a girl, knowing she's aware because she can see the daily alignment shifts, but still not giving a shit, and laughing at the futility of it all?
DAE PLZ help me I can't form sentences.
If you didn't get a 0 you're a nigger
>>686528139
>7
also, I thought there would be a jumpscare at the end. Pleasantly surprised there isn't one.
>>686528139
28 answering as conservatively as I could
>>686537665
>they can't justify
That's hilarious.
Realize this NEET think will remain here. You have free will, you made your decision to fail at life - LIVE WITH IT OR CHANGE IT.
>>686537862
I get you aren't listening, and I am sure a lot of that is insecurity.
And probably, you will never understand the truth, because the logic part of your mind is clearly inferior to your ego.
It's okay if you never get it though. Some people just couldn't, even if they wanted to.
>>686537509
DAYUM son, that phone's a doublewide!
>>686528139
Well this is upsetting
>>686538141
>everything is predetermined
>I get to be lazy
>look were all lazy
No, guy. I get it.
>>686538046
What crimes have you committed in your life?
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>>686532694>>686532789>>686532795>>686532735>>686532871>>686533168>>686533298
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>>686536340
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you're all schizophrenic according to the real scale
god has no problems here
>>686532900
>>686538141
They can't understand/deal with the truth
1. Also all you faggots are fucked up
>>686538239
No guy, you don't. And you probably won't.
Don't worry though.
It's literally not your fault.
>>686538245
this is relevant how other than to misdirect the conversation because you lack the logic to keep up
This test is bullshit
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what the fuck means that? :(
>>686538358
No guy, I get it, you like to be part of the lazy group.
I'm literally going to fuck your mom and don't try to stop me because you know you can't.
>>686528139
My score was a legit 72. Ive always sorta known but I deal with it myself like the movie A Beautiful Mind
>>686538396
I just stated that those who commit crimes do so only after justifying it.
So I was gonna use an example, but I need a personal one from you.
You want logic? Participate a little.
>>686538537
do you have the will to stop posting?
>>686538208
It's an iPad, kek.
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>>686538611
Nope. I am in fact motivated by the desire to explain the truth to you, especially since that's apparently what a 'lazy' person would do.
The idea of free will is the original blue pill
>>686538776
okay I'm going to listen since that is your plan.
explain away without youtube videos as to why I am not free to leave this thread right now.
>>686538863
Can't fix stupid
>>686538863
IF you left this thread right now, it wouldn't be your will.
I never said I can control you. I'm under the same forces you are.
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>>686539016
enjoy your brainless circle jerk kiddos, realize you failed because you were weak. it's part of natural selection, just die off already snowflakes.
>>686538409
No one can beat my high score! NO ONE
>>686539195
Snowflakes?
Okay the whole point of free will is the idea of unique individualism that propagates that stupid archetype.
Post your IQ you fucking apes
>>686539195
You and I are just equations. Nothing special. You are powerless.
>>686539371
>thinks he's special
You aren't, You're easily explained flesh and blood.
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Already been diagnosed though, so whatevs.
>>686538705
Nigger
>>686539515
Okay, no. I don't believe in free will. I am against the idea of special. You're barking up the wrong tree.
>>686539464
I'm your boss since I went to school and didn't buy into this nonsense.
>You are powerless.
And as your boss, I say you're wrong.
>>686539406
IQ TEST
http://psymed.info/iq_test
>>686528139
i scored 5
whooooooooooooo
it's ok i'm bipolar as fuck though
>>686539626
No you think you're a special human that is predetermined.
>>686532608
hugs bro
>>686532694
screening tests are just screening tests. did the 26 put you in the range for 'seek a medical review' or something?
>>686539195
Whether or not you are capable of understanding is the real issue
>>686539628
It doesn't matter what position of authority you gain, or what you believe or anything you say or do.
It's all set in stone, boyo.
Before you post again, keep all that in mind, and you can probably expect what your little quips mean to me.
>>686539515
>>686532719
>google IED
>Improvised Explosive Device
>wut
Intermittent explosive disorder makes much more sense
>>686539732
That's all that needs to be said.
Enjoy your literal cuck theory, neets.
>off to fuck your dad
fUck
>>686539732
I don't think I'm special. None of what I know that you don't was my will. It's just how the dice falls. If you feel insecure enough to not be able to consider the idea that someone might know more than you, or that you are exactly as stupid as you are right now, and there was no change you could make to fix that, then you seem to be the one who wants to be special
>>686538409
Same
>>686540063
It's not gonna be long before it's common knowledge.
But you'll probably be a stingy old conservative by then.
We, as failed NEETs have determined that everything is predetermined.
Source: Youtube vid
Realize that everyone outside of this thread thinks you're idiots.
>>686529919
Same. We're ALL influenced by outside forces.
>>686540461
>rape will be allowed soon
What is your problem, sicko? Is it too hard to face the facts that you aren't special in anyway?
>>686540479
I've never seen any youtube videos that agree with me, and I don't even fucking care to know what NEET stands for.
I figured it out on my own.
>>686540677
you're a neet, you live with mommy and daddy and have no job
>>686540479
I have free will and I can be anything I want when I grow up. Source: your mom
>>686532323
Sounds like anxiety,don't worry it will pass with time
>>686540624
Holy fuck, I didn't realize you were this stupid.
Nevermind.
Feel good while you can.
You can stop pissing all over the thread. It's yours.
5 so im not schizo
but i might be a sociopath
>>686540606
Sorry. I'm backing out. I don't have the patience for this level of idiot. Good luck.
>>686540843
I have free will and I can be anything I want when I grow up.
Source: Real life, not a theory
>>686539406
100 and i barely understand english and those fucking what number comes next to this bullshit
>>686528570
Riiight. Faggot
>>686540923
kek, go ahead faggot bail because you're brainless
>>686532323
It sounds like you're suffering from dissociation/depersonalization
Anyone can experience it, and it can be a symptom of anxiety/depression, or depending on the severity, its own mental disorder
Anyways I got 56 but I know it's just because I'm a paranoid fuck due to my anxiety
Your score: 21
Your test result indicates that you are probably suffering from schizophrenia or other schizophrenic spectrum disorder. You need to consult a mental health specialist for further examination and possible treatment. If you are already receiving treatment for schizophrenia, take the Test once a week to evaluate effectiveness of the treatment.
>>686541061
Minus all the stuff Einstein said about the universe
>>686541179
How do i make it go away?
>>686540677
no employment, education or trade
>>686541236
>einstein said everything is predetermined
hurrrr
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12, I guess you all are fucking freaks
>>686541350
Past present and future occur simultaneously hurrrrr
>>686541486
Oh my fucking god.
>simultaneously
faster than the speed of light?
hold on, hold on, break out the youtube video and call me an idiot.
I keep being diagnosed with the same disorder
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>>686541612
You are on some next level stupid
>>686541312
Sorry man, couldn't say. Therapy would be good if you can afford it. Doing a little research might give you info on how to cope.
>>686541863
>stop disagreeing with me
>this isn't normal
>usually its other tards only
Yeah, bud, """I get it""".
1. Jesus christ some of you people
>>686528139
>http://psymed.info/schizophrenia-test
I got 17 and it says that i fucking have schizophrenia wtf
31 as well
>>686541972
"BUT THE SPEED OF LIGHT" kek
>>686542127
You don't know anything. You're a fucking fool. You know it, I know, your parents sure as fuck know it.
You can change, stop being a pussy.
>>686541969
oh as a teen will it be with me for the rest of my life?
>>686542230
Thanks for the laugh
100 aced that shit bc I'm AZN
>>686528139
Sane
>>686528139
lol I got 59, but another thing i can tell you for sure is you take a similar online test for literally any other mental disorder you will soon find yourself wondering if you're the sickest person alive.
These tests are bullshit
>>686542293
Might be, might not. In middle school I had it really bad and it went away for me by high school. The point being that sometimes it will just go away.
You might be stuck with it, but you might not be.
Got a 45. it's quite possible I have a mental disorder. I was inexplicably put with the tards from 1st to 9th grade. I'm a rare case, not too many people escape IEP testing.
>>686528139
I got a 9 my dudes, is that good?
>people in this thread that haven't heard of the butterfly effect
sad
I'm completely normal and got 31.
>>686544014
I've seen the movie my dude, I totally loved Ashton Kutcher
I got 1. How the fuck does that work?
>>686544075
How can you be sure that you are "normal"? If anything, you are in denial
>>686544134
I'm actually wondering how the scores are calculated. I'm loathe to trust any test headed by a banner for online astrology readings.
>>686543508
Na, you're just an attention seeking fagot. nothing wrong with you and you know it.
Your score: 15
Your test result indicates that you are probably suffering from schizophrenia or other schizophrenic spectrum disorder. You need to consult a mental health specialist for further examination and possible treatment. If you are already receiving treatment for schizophrenia, take the Test once a week to evaluate effectiveness of the treatment.
I got a 14. That test sucked
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>65
The really need to clarify what they mean by reading other people's minds though, most thoughts in social interactions are formulated in a group consciousness and are typically picked up on unconsciously, I just happen to be acutely aware of these because I'm not a fucking idiot.
Though most thoughts do not feel like my own.
>>686543508
Get out youngfag
>>686530906
I got a 64. That's one point more than you.
Get rest faggot
>>686532323
Been through it man, still have bouts of it but it gets better
>>686544274
He's normal for his mental framework for normal which is based entirely on his experiences and memories filtered through perceptions which may be subject to alteration by a misfiring brain. He's normal if you use his experience and the set of assumptions he's making as to the commonality of them.
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Score: 21
Says I got the schizy!
>>686545395
If you were so smart you would know how to address people without coming off as an autistic know-it-all faggot.
Nobody cares about your opinion.
Learn when to shut the fuck up.
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>>686531078
Knife channels the post number as well.
[spoiler]they know you are here[/spoiler]
>>686528139
Scored a 0
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Well then.
>>686544274
I don't hear any voices except my own sometimes and they don't control anything I do. I have no idea how I got a 31.
73 and I am actually very surprised by the discussion regarding free will in this thread, it is surprisingly non-retarded.
Of course, free will against the indefinite weight of the past is just an illusion, but obviously it's a pleasant one that most living things will continue to maintain.
34 Im just a Narcissist
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44 but I'm Psychic Not Schizo
wait what the fuck
>scored 20
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100, already knew I had it though
guess im not :/
>>686528139
3. how boring
is 29 bad? heh
>>686528139
this test is bullshit.
i will never see a fucking psychiatrist. i dont want to be drugged until i become dumb and numb like a cow.
29. We'll see you in the mad house
I actually have paranoid schizophrenia
>>686547419
>>686528139
Oh. Okay then
>>686545395
fucking cringe worthy
>I don't think I'm special
>>686545665
Overly defensive? What I said applies to everybody. Our "normal" is dependent on our perception of reality. Schizophrenia alters those perceptions. If you're actually schizophrenic you interpret reality through a filter, if you have always seen the world through that lens then that is your baseline for normal. That's why so many schizophrenics go off their meds, the world looks wrong to them without that distortion.
>>686528139
I was actually honest and scored 2, I got 28 in sociopath though
>>686528139
im not clicking that shit nigger. might find out i am schitz
>>686528139
I've gone through a psychotic episode and I scored a 15. Sometime I imagine what other people are thinking and then get confused and maybe think that's what they actually think of me. I probably do have some minor form of schizophrenia..for real tho
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>semantical superiority
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On what fuckin' scale is this?
I got 3 and retook again but changed two answers and got 9
How the fuck are all you assholes getting above 20?
>>686551030
thats egocentrism
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